The guys who came up with Dubai

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What "MUST HAVE" do you think every good city needs?

[@andersbundgaard5039]

Buildings

[@GabeUSA07]

Medium buildings

[@theaveragebluejay]

Joke-themed supervillain

[@ZombieBoyOW]

Big

[@dangerousdays2052]

planet earth

[@unabonger2876]

"and how are we gonna build it?" "uhhhh im thinkin slaves" "dude,,, hell yes"

[@jgcoverkknot5701]

Jeff Bezos hell yes

[@Pyromaniac77777]

@@jgcoverkknot5701you mean Amazon CEO, billionaire pyramid head Jeff Bezos??

[@LambdaTF2]

Now we're thinking

[@kilojool4kuhd68]

"from where?" "uhhh india" "hell yeah..."

[@Skummy123]

@@kilojool4kuhd68take their passports and make them work for it back? Hell yeah

[@hassanrao470]

"Islam" "balances it out" is hilarious

[@strellettes8511]

"modest" my favorite one.

[@zangarootoo]

i love that family guy episode

[@katzlover321]

@@zangarootoo the Road House one?

[@IndustrialParrot2816]

Islam as a religion is God tells rich people to go fuck themselves and be humble (anyone who tells you otherwise is lying)

[@Muffin-guy]

Yk i dont know if its just me but kinda feels bad to make fun of religions i mean if its light humor i guess but i feel like just calling a religion bad for comedic effect isnt that funny Sorry for being this boring just felt weirded by the "balances it out" part i doubt these guys hate islam or have anything against it but it still feels weird

[@macandcheese7632]

“How about a sewage system?” “Wtf, No! Get out of here you nerd!!!”

[@finngermer7412]

Yeah sewers are icky and gross, let's just leave that out

[@rzq100]

I wonder if they can even make a sewage system since thier foundation is sand?

[@somerandomperson1221]

@@rzq100they can they already didand trucks hav not been used in a while

[@aliosman7451]

Bro dubai has a sewage system💀

[@mollusckscramp4124]

@@aliosman7451 No it doesn't, hence the mile long traffic jam of poop trucks every morning 😂

[@0verloud350]

This is a legitimately useful world building template. The Feds don’t want you to know this.

[@0verloud350]

@@williamshelton4318 which ever group you dislike more :)

[@Falsechicken]

@@0verloud350 Both rofl

[@CrypticCocktails]

They hate this one weird trick

[@DumplingDoodle]

worldbuilding really is just throwing a bunch of cool ideas at a wall, seeing what sticks, and then extrapolating from that until you get bored. definitely do this.

[@arandomguy1336]

“Start big, go small.” The big players affect more things than a baby. - don’t trap yourself in a small bubble of narrow focused plot. - also try not to sink into worldbuilder’s disease for too long. We, as humans, will always find things that might need fixing or tweaking, but you have to let that go eventually.

[@steeliewheelies]

Completely left out only the best part of all! Unpaid debts punishable by imprisonment!!

[@iamthekingof1omillionsunsets]

also no plumbing and all the shit is taken out by trucks

[@tylerbakeman]

Also, really good privacy for their citizens (privacy from press)

[@mrswagpunk]

thats under jake paul

[@HowieDewitt535]

@@iamthekingof1omillionsunsets And the truck drivers are literal slaves!

[@Professional_dumb_stupid_idiot]

Dubai slave labor!!!

[@Scarfy101]

"buildings" "good start" good start.

[@derrick4804]

Natsu's smile is infectious

[@TheCriminalViolin]

POUTINE! ... .....poutine?

[@joltz..2042]

good start.

[@daleksec01]

the crush cup was ALREADY CRUSHED?!?!

[@BeaDSM]

But what is a crush cup??

[@ari_cool]

spoiler warning!!!!

[@samius1149]

@@BeaDSM If you have to ask, you're not ready to know.

[@HowieDewitt535]

@@BeaDSM A Crush cup is one of those plastic cups that Danimals used to come in, I forgot all about them too

[@TheChocolateChakra]

A child laborer crushed that cup - to save you the work! Gerd blers Chairmerica!

[@thomasdracaenaairplanestan8655]

They literally named it “Do Buy”

[@yallprettysus]

If I would have smoked weed while reading this, this would have sent me spiraling😂

[@Em_Rey]

😂😂🎉🎉🎉

[@SuperPimp999]

Its pronounced “do bae” lol

[@SketchyCosmos]

@@SuperPimp999 okay narc

[@sreesanthsasidharan3841]

"Guys what is like the main religion?" "Money"

[@Borealis109]

I straight up thought they would say capitalism

[@shadowinghatred]

I was at the end of the video before I finally realized he was wearing a tiny tie 🤦🏻‍♂️ 😂

[@TypeHoeNegative]

oh MY GOD

[@snakeplisskinable]

You made me watch it again, wasn't disappointed.

[@doorjpeg]

i bet it has a great personality

[@GnJs6PackTraining]

I had to rewatch😂due to this comment. Lol. Zo much hilarity, hou miss the obvious visual gag😅

[@vinstinct]

I didn't notice until i read this comment.

[@WG55]

We forgot to put a septic system in the sand dunes. We can work around that later, right? 🤨

[@iamthekingof1omillionsunsets]

i mean they did work around it, they have shit trucks for their shit

[@azraeliusescanorius8349]

Thats why they need to invest in sand worms

[@ratyrat5]

​@@iamthekingof1omillionsunsetsyou replied to multiple comments to talk about shit trucks, is everything ok?

[@oliverholm3973]

​@@ratyrat5 The joke may be shit, but at least trucking, give him props for that

[@iamthekingof1omillionsunsets]

@@ratyrat5 no everything's not ok, they use shit trucks to get the shit out of the city

[@crazyscarecrow8136]

Y'know everyone shits on the guy that makes obvious suggestions, but "buildings" got the ball rolling

[@boopro12]

I went to Dubai while I was in the Army, for sure some slave labor over there... I went to a "BBQ" restaurant in the expat area and I'm 90% sure the waiter wouldn't talk to us because she was afraid for her life. Needless to say im not a fan of the UAE or the city.

[@saddam0133]

Bring them democracy like you always do

[@zorintoto1167]

I mean you were in the US army ofc she would be afraid for her life

[@PineappleOnPizza69]

Anyone not from the West would fear a US soldier. You guys pretty had terrible reputation in the East. I mean you literally massacred my town and stole our church bells. Lmao

[@winzyl9546]

@@saddam0133 The US sells them freedom weapons, and in turn the UAE spreads democracy on the other poor ME nations.

[@hounoki]

@@saddam0133 i died

[@NICK....]

"but who will build the tallest building in the world?" "slav-" "staff?" "haha yes staff"

[@IsaiahINRI]

Too late, already on the board

[@gui18bif]

Slavs.

[@KennyyChicago]

I liked the part where magnetic Thomas Cruise from Super Gun climbed one of the buildings. The big one I think.

[@theboiyouddate5722]

Love the idea that every city in the world is made by these guys. Rome, these guys, new york city, them as well, Los Angeles, got bored and made it. Also Small towns are like their unfinished or passion projects. Also the crush cup bit actually made me burst out laughing idk why?!

[@infinitytower8957]

They had the same energy when they made Vegas

[@ArchIVEDCinema]

"Ok, city in the desert.... what's like, one of the main attractions?" "Skiing" "Dude, sick!"

[@TryinaD]

Ngl, it was genuinely so fun to ski in there. I couldn’t believe that was a thing they did in the desert!

[@christianlucas6167]

What better foundation for the biggest building in the world than sand!

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Good thing earthquakes are not very likely there.

[@youthoughtaboutit6946]

@@MatthewTheWandereralso rain

[@GiveMeMyLunchMoney]

​@@MatthewTheWanderer it's not like they built it near multiple of the most earthquake prone types of fault lines or anything.

[@ultimateo621]

How about Poop trucks? I love it!

[@jonaspaliskis294]

The guys, who came up with Dubai, drink Prime🤣

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Makes sense to me, lol.

[@wertm123]

They did want Jake Paul to come to their city. Makes sense

[@katzlover321]

@@wertm123 what did he do? I forgot.

[@katzlover321]

I could've sworn this said something else 1-2 minutes ago.

[@wertm123]

@@katzlover321 Shill one of the most unhealthy drinks on the market to his child audience. He's pretty much the poster boy of the marketing of Prime. Though in the EU it isn't allowed to be sold to children in the US it is. Also you know kids drink the stuff anyway. Cause cancer btw.

[@BudetSvobodnoy]

duuh, there is so much room for jokes about this city, I feel like the sketch doesn't do it justice

[@davidburnett5049]

Gotta keep it short. Its already minutes of giant disses on the stupid place.

[@LukeLavablade]

I think keeping the ideas basic made sense for brevity and to highlight the 'creativity' of the characters

[@flowersforferdinand375]

"Underwater like Little Mermaid 😎" "No, like Shark Tale 😐" "Sorry 😔"

[@Azvee]

Oh my God, I have never felt so seen by one of your videos before. The number of beefs I have with Dubai and their pet projects is insane.

[@alexn5743]

Agreed, I refuse to go to it

[@adora_was_taken]

@@alexn5743 same. it's only on principle tho. not because i can't afford it.

[@alexdcpe]

"Oh you hate capitalism? You ain't seen nothing yet son" - Dubai

[@Iceman10000]

What a weird thing to have a vendetta against lol "Cost of living is getting more expensive, I'm having trouble finding a job that can sustain me" "I know man, gas and grocery prices just keep going up! It's getting tough to just get by." "Forget all that stuff, you know what the WORST thing is?? Dubai and all their weird projects! It effects me on a daily basis in a VERY significant way even though I live nowhere near there!!

[@adora_was_taken]

@@Iceman10000 i mean if there's a city to hate dubai is a good choice

[@eu4um]

2;01 Frank going back and adding the S had me giggling rewatching it so many times.

[@sleepyjoe730]

"Underwater like Little Mermaid" "No, like Shark Tale" "Sorry.." 🤣dying

[@eeel90]

Favorite one

[@3gou]

How I plan cities in Minecraft

[@plaguefellow4956]

Lets not forget there is no sewer system so trucks have to get the waste from the buildings and drive it elsewhere

[@jacki3_lant3rn]

Not the Family Guy funny moments 💀

[@cactus2304]

these guys do not miss, i swear. they haven't dropped a mid sketch in like 2 years it's unbelievable

[@Kakopyge]

This is pretty mid imo

[@darthbane5357]

@@Kakopyge There's always someone

[@jonfromartv]

Curious since I’m new, what was the last mid sketch from years ago?

[@robelkton7800]

Dubai is the poem Ozymandias being misread as an instruction manual

[@ernie39]

fhfkdk perfect way to describe it

[@fltngmmth]

Half way through the video I noticed how small Franks tie was. I weeped.

[@Kurtburt10]

We love long thick buildings

[@AtrakKarta]

"You know how we have the biggest building in the world?" "Yeah?" "Let's make a BIGGER one!"

[@johnvanek9514]

"Who are we gonna get to build all this?" "Oh, my buddy says they have an army of indentured workers we can borrow" "Won't that still be expensive?" "Nah, we won't even give them rights, much less a livable wage" "How are we gonna get the poop out of the desert?" "Umm... Trucks? Yeah trucks"

[@HowieDewitt535]

Don't forget the grand idea: No sewers!

[@Trekov1]

notice they never wrote down "sewer system"

[@DeltaDanner]

Haven’t even watched it yet and you already got my like

[@heisenburg1947]

Yup another wizard with guns classic

[@P4ulBsnZ]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rmGUnZKggs2djK8 its not

[@julian9898]

“…..S-slavery?” “YES!! ON THE BOARD!!”

[@pythonlibrarian224]

This is every brainstorming meeting ever. The low effort bad ideas keep coming and never get squashed & then they become mandatory.

[@iheartlreoy8134]

You do have to be hopped on prime to envision floating city pods in a desert land

[@andrewmiles4396]

Dubai, the Las Vegas of the Middle East 😂

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Except Dubai is bigger and crazier.

[@FUSIONJAZZMAN420]

@@MatthewTheWandererMore slaves.

[@bootyman1867]

And with at least 70% more slavery

[@MaxOakland]

It’s waaay worse than that

[@someguy4512]

@@MaxOakland just like las vegas killing its homeless people.

[@cabbage9999]

Medium buildings. Silence... 😂

[@RavnicaRaven]

This feels less like a comedy sketch and more like your friends recounting their trip and I am here for it.

[@Koopkiris]

I appreciate your dedication to the authenticity of your skits, but you didn't have to buy/drink Prime for this skit. Your mental and physical health is priority!

[@Pastevin242]

It’s just a prop. I’m sure they put it to good use cleaning toilets!

[@double2helix]

I was ready for the religion to be capitalism

[@azurefire-91]

I love that no one mentioned plumbing...because Dubai legit did not have plumbing for the longest time.

[@DetectiveJones]

It really is one of those places thats bound to be a disaster from the get go

[@heisen-bones]

I feel like you guys could've gone way harsher with this

[@0opsb0y19]

How could they crush it?! Nooo!!

[@hasteyone]

Epic, new wizards with guns video!

[@Enc0m43]

I've been to dubai, and it sucks, if you're a person who likes money culture and has no soul its fabulous. But if you want to experience a beautiful place of rich storied history, don't go there

[@krustybuster7303]

the Doordash driver gave you their delivery bag? thats sick

[@ceescockrell9694]

dubai more like dont buy

[@Noderjohnson]

Wow really going for that top comment aye

[@ceescockrell9694]

@@Noderjohnson actually i try to bottom at everything except table tennis

[@ceescockrell9694]

@@Noderjohnson table tennis are where the real men are made and the little boys are also made by the real men and sometimes the fake men but usually not with each other except when i do it only as stated earlier in this essay i am the bottom

[@dopaminecloud]

@@ceescockrell9694 you got a good energy goin

[@ondreoliver4704]

U guys forgot the human slaves

[@oogiesmuncher]

the fucking ending out of nowhere xD

[@captainfach]

This has to be some sort of record absolute bangers released in a row.

[@dangerousdays2052]

I have a Door Dash bag like that my cat peed on it.

[@Verxinn]

Excuse me but what does that have to do with the fact that the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race?

[@Freshcornpop]

Never brought up underground sewage. Hence the crazy amount of septic trucks

[@noahsnation2433]

These videos are the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. And I can’t stop laughing. KEEP IT UP!

[@Vision_Voyagers]

No sanitation, no sewer lines.😂

[@qriofficial1769]

"What are we building this on?" "Sand" "Isn't there already enough sand there?" "No we have to go find it" 💀

[@doncomputer5931]

"Alright, and what about gay people?" "No, I don't like happiness. Keep those people locked up." "I was referring to homosexuality, but that works."

[@colinkamoda9502]

When they asked what it was built on, my first thought was, migrant workers treated as slaves.

[@LordMerji]

Love the perspiration sign.

[@goosedasheen]

The perfect brainstorming session -- keep up the good work guys!

[@shanebanzet7205]

I just discovered you guys today and I've been binge watching your channel. You are brilliantly funny.

[@funnyname7053]

"Tallest Building --> TOM/MAGNET" is missing its own poem about itself.

[@dylwaybake]

I’m so glad I found you dudes hahahah. Give em a Netflix sketch show!

[@MeeBacon]

No, netflix will ruin it with their greedy asses.

[@dylwaybake]

@@MeeBacon yeah and cancel it after 2 seasons when it’s getting good but maintain the rights and not allow them to take their show anywhere else.

[@abbieb8130]

I googled "dubai land shape" and was surprised at the accuracy of this sketch.

[@lakojake4215]

No wait, guys. The big building, the biggest one. No sewage system. We'll have trucks haul away the sewage constantly, all day long. A huge lineup of poop trucks!

[@AndromedatheBasshead]

Yet another club banger. (put that on the board, city needs club bangers)

[@persici2725]

Another الساحرون مع السلاح Hit 💯

[@shaquilleoatmeal7389]

lmao the translator says 'sorcerers with weapons'

[@meridiasbeacon7669]

Well, you can't deny it... The Burj Khalifa will be a pretty banging wizards' spire.

[@HeyCupertino]

The Emirates were like, "Wouldn't it be funny if we didn't mention slave labor?!?!" And the guy with the drippiest robe was like, "Salaikum-say whaaaa?"

[@Somethinorother.]

These sketches keep getting more and more random and I love it.

[@jrodmcscary]

"Buildings. Big buildings. The biggest building!" Get this man his Lamborghini race. He's earned it.

[@urnad12345]

You guys forgot slavery (but call it something else for deniability)

[@Mr.Bird_Debates]

Man, this made my day 🤣🤣.

[@mylittlethoughttree]

PERSPIRATION

[@joeluigi2008]

They forgot the poop trucks... Amateurs

[@Kingzzxepic]

"What shape Islands?" Lol

[@carpedm9846]

How about plumbing? Too bland... lets do poop trucks.

[@handlethissonny]

you guys are hilarious haha ty

[@Damianmarleyfan]

Lol the danimals crush cup always cracked and you could never get what was left in the bottom

[@komlat253]

I for one, love island shaped things 😂

[@knaveknight5737]

The fucking tiny tie😂

[@karlvuleta]

I love an Adam Something video as a skit :)

[@abe881]

"where should the staff live?" "warehouses"

[@Bapuji42]

"Buildings." "Yeah, good start."

[@SaIti2]

The amount of wwg content coming out lately is golden we are blessed this day

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

"What about the infrastructure?" "Who needs that? Just send trucks for everything." *[cue sewage truck traffic jam]*

[@justagosling]

cant hear that dudes vocies without saying to myself: "i forged... a sword!"

[@imboredlulz]

Holy shit that stunt is insane. Was that THREE Primes in one Room? The poison alone could kill a malnourished child in Dubai.

[@CptColtAnimation]

Wasn’t ready for that CRUSHing blow there at the end…

[@bobchuseby]

Reminds me of the WKUK sketch where they're coming up with names for the months

[@scav234]

A skit ive had in mind that i think wwg could well is a "dust" convention where like antique road show people are showing off a bunch of super rare dust, dads ashes, sand from onside ark of the convenient, moon dust, and theres a bunch of near misses where someone almost opens the door to a super windy day, or someone might sneeze, or fart next to a pile. As they all relax after stopping all the small little breezes, one of the wizards comes in as "Blower Man" *a leaf blower themed super ?hero? cover in fans wielding a leaf blower causing absolute chaos. Think of the ski man entrance during the bank robbery

[@chem_mong]

"what about public transport?" "eww is this city for peasants? rejected" "😔"

[@Odinarcade00]

Lots and lots of buildings with pools on top 😂 and drone butlers 🤣