The Disney California Adventure Anecdotes

mental breakdown avoided yay!
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Twitch: / northernlion
KZbin: / @northernlion
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Stream date: 08-19-2024
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#northernlion #clips

[@berkeleyisonline160]

i have the inverse of a parasocial relationship with nl where instead of believing he would be my friend irl i am almost certain he would hate me

[@joesizzle10]

I could see myself harassing this man if he was my coworker or something.

[@felix56p]

​@@joesizzle10sorry to say but that's parasocial

[@joesizzle10]

@@felix56p parasocial deez nuts

[@WayTooAwesome]

Me when I see diarrhea in the toilet: Double it and give it to the next person

[@williammitchell6254]

Straight to jail.

[@SacredDaturaa]

take a scoop, leave a scoop, that's how it works. gotta leave some for the next guy

[@ChicaneryBear]

Oh. That's diarrhea. That's diarrhea in the toilet.

[@primalknight]

jail

[@fjmoneybagz]

Dude is using Uno +2 card on dookies

[@maisatanel]

were back but were a little sick but were back

[@PersonCalledErin]

A little sick nonetheless but hey, we're back

[@renegadeprism42]

S T U F F E D U P

[@renegadeprism42]

S T U F F E D U P

[@IIIAdrianIII]

I hear we are back

[@davey0110]

But better than ever!

[@fritzophrenia3146]

Airports are a divine test designed to put you in the most stressful situation they're legally allowed to, and punishing you heavily for expressing frustration or anger. To succeed you must accept that the airport is bigger than anyone and have only patience and kindness in your heart, no matter what happens Kind of like Costco

[@Wohlfe]

The trick to airports is preparation and expectations. Travel light, move quick, follow the rules, arrive early, expect delays. I see families with a bunch of little kids, tons of luggage, trying to sort things out at the ticket counter and I think "you will not survive this trip".

[@GiveMeTheRice]

it’s not stressful at all if you properly prepared

[@Sup3rman1c]

@@Wohlfe Its just wrong though. I get this whining isn't going to go anywhere, but I'll do it anyway so maybe one person out there in the world will understand what my issue with most modern service industries is. It used to be so, that you could walk in to a location where you are a customer, you tell a living breathing customer servant that you want this that and those and when. The knowledgeable customer servant would tell you how you get it, doing most of the legwork by herself, and all this customer service "free of charge". Now you need to be prepared, like getting ready to world first raid clear, learning the boss rotations and shit, world buffs included. Honestly, It's a fucking logistics problem to get me from where I am now to wherever the fuck I want to go. Don't give me that "your tickets and forms haven't been filled out properly and 2 hours in advance, so you now you need to pay the kidney to the organ black market premium" -shit. How come 30 years ago you could walk in and buy a ticket for quarter of the price and an eights of the hassle. Fuck your "but terrorists" bullshit too you asshat, your dumb ass useless security check isn't whats the issue, those useless fucks waste time but at least its a straightforward "show" they put on to deter the mean mighty terrorists that are everywhere (yeah you fucking gave in to them with this FUD-spreading shit). Now you walk in to a McDonalds and you have to search a digital menu and nearly flip the damn burgers by yourself, and cough up a lung for it. What the fuck happened? Cheeseburgers used to cost an euro, now they're like 2 euros. Inflation hasn't eaten 50% of shekels buying power in 10 years, what the hell is this. And if it has, why hasnt my pay been bumped to 200% motherfucker, i've been sitting and slamming my head against textbooks in a university for 5 years, (albeit missing masters thesis) and my working value still hasn't doubled. They used to have money to pay the customer servants and sell the same value goods for a lower price. Why can't I just walk in to a fucking hardware store and buy a hard drive, I get it you don't stock it because the space in a warehouse is "expensive", but isn't it more expensive to lose all your customers to online shops you fuck? I want the hard drive now when I have time. I didn't expect my whole fucking life to turn in to a logistics engineering challenge motherfucker that shit is up to you. Also I want a physical place to go to and fucking complain when something breaks. I don't want to somehow find a fucking massive ass cardboard box that fits my PC display and be responsible for finding packaging material and packaging it in such a manner ASUS doesn't fucking refuse warranty because some asshat at UPS threw the packet off a cliff before delivery. I don't want to wait 20 minutes on a phone to discuss my phone contract with a human being, motherfucker I'm paying you fuckers 30 euros a month the least you can do is answer the fucking phone once a year for a quick 5 minute conversation. Or at least give me a straight up email address on your fucking website in case you're so fucking obnoxiously bad at providing on-time customer service. Fuck being properly prepared, you're trying to get on a plane that you know is leaving, not going 1v1 to the death against a champion in an MMA rink. We the people, are nothing but numbers and forms. To service the great monster of technology, and digital systems. Ted was fucking right man, just blow it all to hell. It wasn't worth it.

[@Rhineson]

He's in such denial about being a disney adult

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

There's millions of self hating Disney Adults including my sister. They will denied it

[@erebusaeon6945]

Tbf I doubt he'd be in the parks if his wife and daughter weren't in the picture.

[@justinleonard6183]

Bro he has a daughter if you’re going with no kids you’re actually cooked

[@AnalogLanguage]

Bringing a lady or child allows a free pass.

[@matsukuia7140]

just watched in 37x pretty good

[@Reflexzzzz]

37x'ers are snobs and should watch 32x like the rest of us. Do not @ me

[@derangedfreackingtwistedps5048]

Bits & Banter aggressive gym phonk edit

[@LightTheMars]

Anyone else using KZbin Turbo Button addon and actually doing this?

[@cameroncurtis7261]

​@derangedfreackingtwistedps5048 I have hit a PR to one of librarian's minotaur edits

[@maxgaj3015]

0:44 me when I’m in an alternate universe where human height is measured in words:

[@bruceusername]

advanced "word wrong" technology

[@TheButterMinecart1]

If a family takes up the entire sidewalk you just gotta whip out an "excuse me" and walk through them. Beats silently seething and staying behind as they walk at 1cm/s

[@PS2N8J]

28:00 noooo NL you're not supposed to tap the person on the shoulder and use verbal communication to resolve the situation in under one minute. You were supposed to make an r/mildlyinfuriating post for that sweet sweet karma bro

[@ImpassiveCanine]

Luna has gone on more vacations than I have man what the hell

[@QuebecSouverain]

That's your fault for not being born in a rich family

[@Ragnell123]

Ok the bit equating princess Jasmine having to relive her trauma everyday to a D-Day veteran having to talk about going to the beach everyday got me good.

[@TheButterMinecart1]

I love going to the beach!

[@buddyisbored2355]

As a customer service worker his customer service cheat is 100% real Long as your nice to me I'll stretch the rules and let shit pass just so we both keep having a good day If you're pissed off I'm gonna call my managers to talk to you, but I'm calling them over the loudspeakers by name. In order of people I know aren't in the building

[@buddyisbored2355]

if you wanna make this suffering, welcome to the thunderdome brother, Im here all week. Deli's closed early and you're pissed? Let me waltz on down there myself at a snails pace and shrug at the lady closing it

[@Pittoors_]

Timbers = shivered

[@sarakatelyn8923]

The bar is actually so low and people who haven't worked customer service don't get that. I will literally get you whatever you want or need within my power if you treat me like a person (ill get you it for free if I can)

[@aamr7434]

nl on a rollercoaster: HEEEEELP, HELP ME

[@QuebecSouverain]

NL single-handedly keeping the Disney corporation alive.

[@romacalor]

so that WAS northernlion i saw in toontown cool

[@romacalor]

the whole time i saw lots of bald white men with glasses and facial hair and though jokingly "HOLY SHIT NORTHERNLION" and then the actual fucking guy shows up

[@MysJif]

sitting down with lunch. oh! new librarian video. let me just start this and start eating my delicious sandwich. oh. oh. does this bit end. are there chapters to skip past. oh. god. oh no.

[@meaningless_name489]

seems like there's some chance we might be back

[@elevationsickness8462]

I cant rly tell cuz his voice sounds off. i think he's a little sick

[@HuegDraws]

vacation stories and NL's bimonthly illness? we've never been more back

[@SpikeSystem]

During the Jasmine bit someone in chat said that Obama bombed Jasmine's home 😂ICANT

[@Seawiiplay]

NL leaves his home without getting sick challenge level impossible

[@PCRman]

Interesting choice Librarian. 29:55

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

there were a million choices, i stand by my decision

[@exactinmidget92]

Still refuses to admit they are Disney adults.

[@anarchium_wellsquest]

once you have a kid, that's just called being a really cool dad lol

[@sixpip]

You get a pass if you take your kids tho

[@Wohlfe]

Taking a kid a few times is cool, going many times when you don't live nearby and also taking Disney cruises is very Disney adult coded.

[@FerSobrino]

no it's not they're literally the target demographic that's a family with a toddler, touch grass

[@helloimtom100]

they have a kid, they are absolved

[@holychiodos]

NL the type of guy to do the "We can park for free" bit and it actually works.

[@Floralis0]

seeing "25 seconds ago" is insane hi chat im early

[@illistas]

Not beating the disney-adult allegations.

[@Audioynuyor]

Not gonna lie librarian, if I were in this business I would do everything to hire you. You do such a good job in so little time, and you put together 11 hour supercuts. Thank you for the great work!

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

i like when he DESTROYS princesses with time and trauma. Like a newspaper spoiling a cult's apocalypse

[@ehudshapira2745]

"I love going to the beach" 😂

[@danielalorbi]

15:51 SnideKerfuffle. Your reference will not go unnoticed.

[@derekpapin2181]

The men’s bathroom is a hellscape words could never describe or do justice😐😞

[@kevincostnerino]

Comment starting at 0:50 sums up the entire vid. Goes to Disneyland and thinks the entire population acts like the dreg there.

[@LDD714]

Here NL learns how most Americans don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves

[@codesigma]

14:58 k8’s face explodes in the background from sneezing

[@sylvesterbenthien]

just watched in 18.5x pretty good

[@lucasmills9959]

Disney staying afloat with the amount of money this man gives them

[@countvondutchessofwestmoor3974]

insert parasocial comment here

[@zoom3184]

wow it’s pretty parasocial of you to say something like that dude

[@Blaurot]

I wish he was mine too

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I love you. 😍

[@NayaM0]

What about the material, is it not up to par? Does it not deserve a word from you?

[@tonydragon784]

So true

[@Zooropa_Station]

5:06 frickin pointdexter

[@LoganBrick]

I truly hope this man never stops taking Disney vacations.

[@fish_in_distress]

They won't even let Jasmine bring her tiger into the park smh my damn head

[@OGReStart]

Dough Zone clears Din Tai Fung and Spark Pizza clears all Pizza. NL gotta try em next time he's in Seattle

[@Felix-Orion]

NL will never beat the Disney Adult allegations.

[@burgundygoat8273]

We're so back

[@tou-send4349]

even though we are a little sick

[@shogoyo788]

I opened the video while I was eating and I am loving the diarrhoea story.

[@VrKx]

Cant believe i was a mere 45 minute drive from egg this weekend. I had no idea.

[@Nidhogg]

the millennial urge to talk about how disney movies are darker than they might seem

[@xliza5242x]

The return of the king

[@KillerTeddyBear77]

we're feeling good but we're a little back

[@guymann1660]

push open the stall - diarrhea

[@Rararawr]

Sequestered in moscow for 6 weeks. Bro you can bust out that story any time any place for the rest of your life and take the W. Hugest L at the moment but no one can say shit to you ever again

[@buss3796]

thank you librarian

[@ericarrick6365]

we're back

[@TheButterMinecart1]

21:48 what if you drink the entire cup in 0.5s like Badland Chugs?

[@finjcam]

Princess jasmine bit was top tier fr

[@Mirtual]

Thank you librarian!!

[@MrMoriardy]

Supercuts got me with the NL voice whiplash

[@Tinkering902]

I assume this is old news but I just realized the Lion in his name is from asians trying to pronounce Ryan.

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/18lkld/comment/c8fuvl7/

[@Tinkering902]

​@@TheLibraryofLetourneau you're a machine

[@annoy4nce648]

29:55 choosing the dragon/car image for this one is a +2 choice

[@jeriji6592]

me when im back and a little sick

[@EnderSalad]

just watched in 74x pretty good

[@marrychrismas5993]

Is NL holding his Junk in the roller coaster pic?

[@nacht6747]

1:45 jamrock hobo spotted

[@Lilkitty282]

thank you librarian 🙏🙏🙏

[@Tinkering902]

Kate's family seems so awful lol. I remember the soup incident, wish there was a compilation because I'm sure there's more.

[@6FTCloser]

Oh, we're SO back

[@halberdex1068]

🤑🤑🤑golden saucer mentioned 🤑🤑🤑

[@Scrumbumbler]

Eyyo the storms in the pacific north west where actually crazy tho, was on the ground for that one Literally 100 the day before then hale 😭😭😭

[@dantherevelator]

WERE BACK

[@RevelSix]

Only two videos today and none of them are longer than 10 hours? I'm sorry to say it fellas but the librarian might be washed... 😰

[@qquanzaa]

as a californian i feel the need to defend cpk the airport failed nl i fear

[@dsquared9044]

Yeah, im thinking we're back

[@kornelparoczai1763]

America is so cooked

[@doctorpepper3519]

Joel

[@rorywhyte6722]

Why is his trumpet so small

[@softpinkblush]

im also a little sick let's gooooo

[@theefrostiest]

Is he feeling sick?

[@ChicaneryBear]

A lil

[@1031Sonic]

3 pounds of diarrhea is pretty wild

[@RinInABin]

that's like a liter of water with any residual solids probably it's reasonable

[@ChicaneryBear]

Welcome to IBS bröther

[@burgundygoat8273]

Is it just me, or are his teeth looking whiter?

[@coderedonly]

3 sentences too short 😂

[@montannadon9714]

52 seconds no views fell off

[@NoName-ns6xr]

Bro hates on youtube essay videos but goes on that ridiculous rant about Jasmine like that isn't the exact topic a yt video essay channel would make a video about

[@williammitchell6254]

Why does nl use lighting lane, the rides are boring. I get it for kings island or something but for kiddie parts i dont understand.

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

Because he has a toddler

[@williammitchell6254]

@@user-uv2cp1qd1j yah but should she be fine sitting in line talking with them, went to legoland and my niece and nephew were fine with the lines. and i dont think kids really care about ridemaxxing.

[@johnday2971]

We're so back