The Hearts Of Iron 4 Achievement Nobody Has

[@villevalste1888]

"Friend in need" went up by 0.1% since ISP uploaded this video *15 minutes ago*. This could get big in a day or two.

[@DoMiNatOr879]

about to do it myself

[@stuff9680]

I mean most people don't get achievements since they're playing mods or something

[@AEgir347]

just did it as well

[@sharplydressedrabbit3604]

I have "Siberian Tiger" (and a few other achievements that came along with doing that) but not "Friend in need". Kinda proud of that tbh

[@therealmeik]

@@stuff9680 How could you be so sure?

[@FiL_0]

Of course only 20% of people have joined a faction, that would require fictional social skills

[@johnuthus]

and only 0.2% have promote an officer to field marshall and maxed him out, cuase that requiers to hold a conversation

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

And only 0.01% of hoi4 players have a girlfriend This isn't about achievements anymore ☹️☹️☹️

[@DorkEntertainment867]

@@yeatnumber1Dmuncher getting a girlfriend? Us HOI players have better chances at the Getting a Boyfriend achievement.

[@whenrobotsattack390]

@@DorkEntertainment867 Ok but that's not even a joke some of the fruitiest people I have met on the internets were all Hoi4 players lmao

[@evilemuempire9550]

Unfortunately 70% have the Hold a Controversial Opinion achievement

[@gardist]

I like how the Soviet Union randomly invading Turkey in 1936 makes Atatürk survive until 1945

[@warlordofbritannia]

It’s one helluva butterfly effect

[@krasnamerah1926]

Communism surely beats chirrosis

[@candiman4243]

Also him being in charge of the puppet government is so hilarious and unrealistic

[@gabrieljoseozanan6989]

The fall of Turkey made him so angry that even death couldn't stop him!

[@joerf1188]

Running a country is stressful, he needed that 9-year holiday

[@AnneWest_]

I managed to leave the faction, but I think I got the menus mixed up and built a fully functional navy for Tannu Tuva instead

[@connorgrieshaber4047]

Ohhhh yeah that's a common mistake don't worry 😉.

[@LemonAiden]

I think my game must be glitched (playing in an older version) as when I tried to rejoin the soviet Faction, I passed out and awoke in 1946 and the entire world was under Tannu Tuvan Control.

[@PichuHasStems]

@@LemonAiden Happened to me once, then I blacked out again. However this time, I returned to a police station and was put under arrest

[@bravuraswrath8501]

Tutorial unclear, the whole world is controlled by Tanna Tuva but in my cores the rest of the world resides 😢

[@wubbeli]

I tried to farm a few achivements once, but then I asked myself: Why do I hate myself so much?, and stopped doing that.

[@PejmanMan]

Oh, so that was why I got all the achievements.

[@superfranky8054]

@@PejmanMan same

[@lmao6762]

same, but I did all the ones I consider fun and worth doing. In the end these achievements are pretty pointless (it's just a little picture saying "good job") and are not difficult (95% of them), they are just painfully tedious considering the fact that almost all HOI4 achievements are divided into two groups: clicking focuses and world conquest.

[@d_all_in]

Most of them are just tedious and uninteresting. Especially the ones like make the whole world fascist or make the whole world British. Ain't nobody got time for that.

[@lovablesnowman]

@D A The achievements seem to fall into 3 categories Genuinely interesting and challenging ones Tedious nonsense that just isn't fun Backdoor world conquests Only the first category is fun

[@Jimothyjohns]

You should play the Tanna Tuva annexation mod. Every 180 days Tanna Tuva annexes a random country. It's hilarious

[@randomtexanguy9563]

"wait long enough to achieve total world domination" simulator

[@ValeBridges]

@@randomtexanguy9563 Tannuigi Tuva wins by doing absolutely nothing

[@FrostyWheats]

Wow I had no idea that you could join a faction in Hearts of Iron IV. Really helped with the achievement. Maybe you should do a series on quick achievement guides. You could call it “speechievements”. How has nobody thought of that before?

[@bighillraft]

Actually ISP did the achievement in a suboptimal way, you can join a faction on day 1 as Sinkiang, 0/10 unwatchable unsubscribed

[@GALL0W5]

Thank god for ISP, I needed a break from my depression 🙏

[@andrewschmidt6328]

110% agree

[@katzen992]

Thank god for ISP, I needed some depression 🙏

[@SkinnyZiggy]

Now that that's over, back to the depression

[@Rachelellee]

yesir

[@BigScreamingBaby]

You need a break from your depression and you watch a hoi4 video?! That's a bit counter intuitive don't you think?

[@michellesbader1]

legend has it he has 1000 hours of doing useless focus trees and advancements on hoi4

[@iGamezRo]

I no longer even play HOI4 but still watch ISP because he is funny and entertaining.

[@metal_pipe9764]

I've never even played HOI4

[@what-oy8il]

@@metal_pipe9764 heresy! Join the light or perish to oblivion!

[@somehistorynerd]

Waiting for HOI 4 to come on Xbox somehow

[@Glumpsy]

@@what-oy8il Oblivion is a good game.

[@Gandalf_the_Black_]

I have also never played HOI4. I might pick it up when there's a really good sale so I can get the game and most of the DLC for cheap like I did with EU4

[@brm5844]

Bulgaria existing entirely in Macedonia is both weirdly logical for the time period and incredibly funny considering resent events, Tuvan bloc truly is the last boss of HOI4

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

What recent events?

[@desertdesmond6736]

@@goldenfiberwheat238 y'know, good ol' balkan stuff i assume

[@brm5844]

@@goldenfiberwheat238 Macedonia denying its Bulgarian identifying citizens human rights because of Bulgaria's EU veto, itself caused by Macedonia denying its historic connection to Bulgaria

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

@@brm5844 lol

[@Ma_Zhongying]

@@brm5844Are you Bulgarian?

[@stuff9680]

Most of the rare achievements I've gotten I got through playing without historical AI on and the AI just giving it to me like playing as Spain and getting the achievement popup that I retook Gibraltar when the UK just gave it back to me

[@toospooky5929]

Imagine ever ticking that ironman box in a game this "stable".

[@gandalf_thegrey]

Mfw I never had a crash in Hoi4 yet

[@nmpolo]

@@gandalf_thegrey It's not just a matter of it crashing, it's about the AI or other mechanics not working correctly because HoI4 has no QA department.

[@gandalf_thegrey]

@@nmpolo Never experienced that either. edit: and if you search the internet for it you'll find nothing but people complaining about game crashes. Even when you directly search for AI malfunctions etc. and since there is no actual game journalism about it, but 3 answer Reddit threats and alike sounds like the problem is in front of the computer, not the computer.

[@nmpolo]

@@gandalf_thegrey The ParadoxPlaza forums are full of complaints about the AI. Perhaps you shouldn't rely on Reddit and Google for your information. Many players will also have no idea that the game isn't functioning correctly. They won't know how the AI is supposed to function because they haven't read through the code that affects AI behaviour. Furthermore, if you play on ironman, you can't (easily) see how AI countries are behaving, which you can without ironman, and therefore won't even be aware that certain things aren't working correctly.

[@salamantics]

@@gandalf_thegreyThe AI glitches all the time, also I have crashed in hoi 4. Most of the time it’s because I’m trying to play in South America. How would I possibly cause my own game to crash by just annexing Brazil? And how is that my fault? Rhetorical questions because your logic doesn’t make any sense.

[@SubSpace-bs5fr]

I can't believe ISP would use necromancy to resurrect Attaturk at the end of the video.

[@Legion990]

Funny, its one of those achivs i did by accident by just normally playing the SU. Every game of HOI4 eventually turns into a world conquest anyway if u play long enough.

[@warlordofbritannia]

There’s like four Pope-related achievements You know what must be done

[@sonofthebearking3335]

😂

[@charmyzard]

Maybe the reason only 0.7% of all the playerbase has it is because you need the No Step Back DLC to get the althist path and catch a Romanov.

[@cadengalbraith9743]

Ah, yes! The famous Russian counter attack that put the nail in the German coffin, ‘Добыча тверка’ AKA ‘Booty Twerk’

[@marysartr]

Wrong translate, booty here is translated as "loot". It would be "тверк жопы"

[@ВасилийПупкин-ж8и]

Lmao google translate put in the wrong "booty" so it says "Twerk Plunder"

[@marysartr]

@@ВасилийПупкин-ж8и ye

[@starless267]

It translated "booty" as "pirate's booty", which I find hilarious

[@bokunogentoo4420]

0:09 I heard a lot of people just buy HOI4 to play either R56 or whatever ended up replacing Kaiserreich so that they can get a lot of content without having to buy all the DLC, and I think achievements don't work if you're playing with mods

[@geronimo501st4]

I've had this achievement since the first week of no step back! I'm glad isp is bringing more attention to it.

[@stuff9680]

I got this achievement accidentally when I first played as Imperial Russia since Turkey joined the axis

[@vneezy]

Bulgaria being limited to ONLY North Macedonia is literally a nightmare scenario for both parties

[@dmitrirudder4878]

I know not of what thou speaketh! Yea, verily, the most stable and amiable region the Balkans be.

[@4realm8rusirius]

I find it hilarious as a Bulgarian considering who is claiming Macedonia,There are so many layers of Irony I don't even know where to begin

[@Nilboggen]

A large portion of those 80% are probably people I convinced to play multiplayer with me and then they never played it again LOL Most of my friends who play other games with me find it too complex.

[@Zinj1000]

I went after this one a few months ago. I went hunting for the very obscure and low count achievements. Got all the Switzerland ones in a single game. 😁

[@JackDrewitt]

Same, didnt even have swiss dlc

[@sonofthebearking3335]

Nice 👏

[@YeorickGaming]

My college roommate last year was so addicted to HoI4 that he failed half his classes. Despite having 9K hours of playtime, he has 4 achievements

[@thehusksnetwork]

Playing with any world changing mods actually disables the mods. Like tool pack, player led peace, and mods like Red Flood or Kaiserreich do it as well.

[@bayarsejar5831]

I definitely have to say that the most big brain thing he did was giving all of his equipment away then getting it back. I did not know that was even possible.

[@JackMonaghanWAMO]

I was watching this video and then my neighbour came and we watched it together. He said that this video changed his life and touched his heart. I then went and rented a projector in a big field and all my villagers watched it and it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful we all subscribed so you can keep making videos. Thank You for this video….

[@SheppardOfNumenor]

Been in a rut, ISP, been playing EU4 with China and the Middle East Swapped for too long since the new windows update. Watching you deal with your HOI4 rut makes me feel better about my own.

[@niabiab7548]

now %20.7 person has join a faction achivment great job ISP

[@TarobHunace]

I was just chilling beating up the soviets when I got the by beer alone because I was also at war with communist china and Japan.

[@summonerhattori2592]

Jokes on you I spent in entire day unlocking all the achievements for HOI4

[@marxistmarinebiologist314]

Maybe you’ll be the first person in Paradox game history to get the “Get a Girlfriend” achievement.

[@lugyd1xdone195]

Is the legend true?

[@Tom-oj7si]

Already got that one Real talk, life doesn't get much better as a normie... I.e. the neet life isn't *that* bad

[@marysartr]

Ok done what now?

[@marysartr]

@@Tom-oj7si It is. Stop coping

[@lugyd1xdone195]

@@marysartr maybe do the 'break up' achievement? I dunno, never did this.

[@ianbrudnakvoss3126]

This one's actually pretty fun, just wish they had an achievement for each path, then I might actually play them

[@coronin8587]

After the speedchievements going away, ISP has brought it back with Season 2

[@rowbot5555]

Still 70 times more common than the "could be worse" achievement in Stellaris

[@alexsoldier881]

1 hour after launch and join faction is already at 20.7% (Borat voice) “Great success,”

[@Nooby-no2nk]

Instructions unclear, "Wrong difficulty selected" gonna need a full 10-minute tutorial for this fix.

[@TerribleHeresy]

I have 1931 hours currently in HoI4 and 0/171 achievements. The reason is simple. The idea of playing unmodded and in ironman mode is absolutely abhorrent to me.

[@sethperry5730]

Still not getting that achievement, that requires me to boot up the game without mods, and I ain't about that life.

[@ThreeIrishMen]

wake up timmy, its time for the 14 minutes of pain and suffering

[@raptorprime1831]

tava tuva is shaped like a chicken nugget. edit : i meant wing

[@thecdmarker2]

please go for "this time for africa" or "red sea". only 0.2% got this achievements. would be funny to see how you do it ^^

[@Poopdahoop]

Why play iron man when you can have fun instead?

[@zadroticus]

Have 500 hours, never played iron mode even ones

[@grantforester1864]

Instead of making every division anti air before the civil war, I always do arty divisions because artillery only

[@jeremybain3830]

I love watching Litch Lord Lennin bring honor to moustached history buffs everwhere!

[@kaptan_davuk]

The title can be used for 90 percent of the achievements

[@nono_Hoi4]

If bulgaria wants macedonia so much then why not become it lol

[@dragooneoc7047]

My first hoi4 achievement (and I think my only one) was having one of my spies take a "sleeping" pill

[@emperordriphelmii4132]

as one of the people who has this achivement i can confirm it was a doozy

[@JumbalayahJihad]

*_Alex the Rambler would like to have a word with you_*

[@beans8296]

You should do Macau my day it’s unbelievably easy

[@PSIgmr]

This video has made me want to play hoi4 again for the first time in months

[@3lit3Sp34k3rHy8rid]

I always assumed people just bought paradox games and didn't play them. Totally forgot you could turn iron man off

[@Jadanbr]

10:15 every single victoria 2 player makes their utmost priority to ban this and here you go reinstituting it

[@lolmenx4]

How is it even possible that only 20% have the "join a faction" achivement😭😭😭

[@Ryuko-T72]

I only have 7 achievements. I did a playthrough as mexico to get thr most basic ones in a single run, reaching 1948, joining a faction, making 1000 convoys, etc

[@chinua2584]

Oshit. Thanks for the in depth faction joining guide. You the real MVP.

[@DerConrad1]

Glad to see that isp finaly brought back EU4 Speedchiefments

[@pasanaator9874]

I almost got the achievemt but got stuck on an allied german puppet in the maginot line in 1945 with lag.

[@spynix0718]

Join a faction also kinda makes sense for it to be low, but you literally would only play Germany and Britain in ironman. That's literally it.

[@rare6477]

Instructions unclear, switzerland now has a coastline

[@SubSpace-bs5fr]

I haven't actually gotten the "Join a faction" achievment, this is becuase I suck at the game.

[@Kyles_Cat]

Omg my favorite Vtuber isorrowproductions, love the video man

[@noahsomething160]

We are all stuck in here together

[@vin55100]

I have it, messed the civil war up pretty badly lol, but the somehow pushed through, hated it though absolutley annyoung to do. Try the Gran Colombia achivment, that is hell in the early game, manpower issues, Peru and loads of occupation.

[@joroa7151]

Bulgarian Macedonia? So basically just modern Macedonia

[@PoliticalOra33]

When I did the civil war i just mainly followed the Siberia railroad and when I got the urals I went Nortj and south and I also the Siberia RR all the way to the sea.

[@Rhazagal]

But getting achievements requires me to play VANILLA HoI4! I couldn't possibly play without all my precious mods! D:

[@nathanjordan1782]

It’s always funny to me when I look at a steam game and see less than 25% of players have the achievement for beating level one or whatever that game’s equivalent “gimme” achievement is

[@TKnightcrawler]

Tannu Tuva: The final word in Top Ten Anime Betrayals.

[@Sweet_Pup_g]

No one plays ironman because you need to be able to reload after going afk on 5 speed for 10 minutes.

[@dozer7412]

This was fun. More achi pls. Ohh and drag Bokoen1 in to it two!

[@hellshing4866]

I remember when my history taught me about how Operation Booty Twerk had defeated the Third Reich. Truly the most glorious moment of this new Romanov dynasty.

[@deno202]

Just to clear something, some of the achievement require DLCs, that not all players have them. I think you should mention that in your videos, otherwise thanks for the tips!

[@zakgour9786]

Watching this video feels like getting a lobotomy and stopping midway through to continue watching the video

[@TheDeathKeeperGaming]

it been almost a year and 'friend in need' went up by 1 whole percent

[@Yanko_Partizanksi]

11:35 What do you mean? It's always been. *Cue the Macebots*

[@obamabin-laden2420]

Tfw you see a video called 'the HOI4 achievement nobody has' but you actually already had the achievement

[@lordedmundblackadder9321]

my first hoi4 achievement was the 1000 convoy one and I just played Britain and put all my dockyards in convoys and akf’d for four years.

[@cryingprussian7554]

Could you please make a more thorough guide on the Friend in Need achievement? I didn't quite catch it...

[@bradleydelay]

ISP it would be really nice to see you do a video on a different Greek path than the Byzantine restoration

[@CarthagianLegion]

This is the only rare achievement on the game I have millions of Russians died and I went super heavy tanks 😂

[@method5217]

thank you for the how to join a faction tutorial! i’ve been stuck on that one for weeks

[@Harvey-de9oi]

the crying comment was rather amusing

[@dolgy3762]

I think ISP sees the HOI4 map when he closes his eyes when he goes to sleep.

[@Свободовец-и6п]

Kid called Nobody: :smiling_face_with_sunglasses

[@kinggundragon3728]

Strangely enough this is one of the achievements that i took the time to do back in may of 22. And yes turkey is a pain if you dont kill them soon had to fight all the allies besides the US.

[@bayekvonkuwaq4982]

I allready got it and it was one of the most painful things in my life so its funny to see ISP doing it xD

[@coloneldoggo]

I have played over 1600 hours of hoi4 and I have never gotten the friend in need achievement until this video. (It is my first and only achievement)

[@JDBD13]

I have hundreds of hours of play time in Hoi4 and only now after this video have I realised I don't have a single achievement.

[@hypes8491]

are you finally doing the 100% achievement series?

[@Aglassofcowsmilk]

my first achievement was peter's pride, even before friend in need

[@neph9205]

Music is a bit loud

[@kukriking1359]

This video felt clinical and I like it.

[@FatheredPuma81]

I have never once played Ironman so I have none of the achievements with 600 hours in the game.

[@buckeyebeliever3397]

I’ve had this game for like a year and still have no idea how to play it

[@EoinJoyceMapping]

The rarest hearts of iron 4 achievement is "get a girlfriend" as it requires the player to click "exit game" followed by going down the "take a shower" branch of the focus tree down to "go outside" followed by "talk to a woman". At this point there is a small chance of success due to rng which can be improved by taking the "go to the gym" focus and if you are unsuccessful then you have to reset and try again. Truly the hardest hoi4 achievement.

[@gladiox7637]

wheres the "get taller and more attrative" focus tree i can't find it? Is it part of a dlc???

[@EoinJoyceMapping]

@@gladiox7637 yeah that will be an extra $25 for that dlc.

[@gladiox7637]

@@EoinJoyceMapping i can't find it on the steam store, strange

[@TacticusPrime]

You should do a world conquest as India now that you can remove pretty much all the Agriculture manpower debuffs

[@dontbeasadsoulja]

From now on the only plausible name for a war plan is "Operation Booty Twerk".