The Helsdon Hammock - unboxing

It arrived and I took it out of the box. That's about it, no big dramatic moments, no exotic Canadian insects crawling out to wreak havoc on the ecosphere...well we hope. Forget China, Canadian world domination is a real and growing threat. Even now, as American power wanes, they may be preparing a crushing blow from the north that would take out Washington...Ok, that doesn't sound too bad but should they succeed, we might all have to learn to speak English AND French. Therein lies the real nightmare. I can barely speak English.
Best to buy your Helsdon before that happens and get on their good side.