The Hobbit Extended Rivendell Dinner HD

[@pageachatter229]

Fun fact: Tolkien's elves are not vegetarian. They eat meat, same as dwarves and humans. That makes it even more hilarious to think that they deliberately set this buffet of vegetarian food just to screw with the dwarves.

[@MarkJohnson-vn4sw]

They sure have made use of it though lol.

[@jonpowell4246]

Which is understandable after they've drank up most of the elves wine and decided to go for a swim in their sacred fountain, 😆😆😆.

[@Tilnaor]

The entire culture of the elves in the movies is very much under influence of modern fantasy depictions like D&D. After I've read the Silmarillion, Hobbit, and LotR, I say the most Tolkien-like elf personality in the movies is Thranduil.

[@jonpowell4246]

@@Tilnaor but there's no denying that the elf depiction of Tolkien's universe is undoubtedly (for lack of a better word) beautiful in every way.

[@draoidh6479]

But this does achieve the sense of union elves have with nature and how this influence their food. Perfumed good natural food.

[@kenpoarniceguy1]

Elrond: Show our guests some hospitality. Elves: *purposely gives the dwarves all vegetables and play music sorely meant to annoy the dwarves*

[@djtiger7729]

Maybe they're vegan

[@doodleferp8158]

@@djtiger7729 oh they’re not. Elves eat meat just like the other races of Middle-earth. They just set the vegan spread out to annoy the dwarves.

[@noematik]

​@@djtiger7729 theyre actually not, thats what makes it funnier, Elrong purposefully put all vegetables to mess w them

[@johannjimenez2850]

Elves in Revindell., They welcome the 13 Dwarves (Rivendell is the Home of the High Elves and Men Like Aragorn., Ruled by Half-Elf Elrond) but Elves in Mirkwood or Woodland Realm., They hate Guests and most of all Dwarves (Mirkwood is the Kingdom of the Silvan Elves., Ruled by Sindar Elf Thranduil)

[@johannjimenez2850]

Lothlorien is the Kingdom of the Sindarin Elves Like Celeborn, Thranduil, and Legolas, and Noldorian Elves Like Galadriel (Lothlorien Ruled by Noldor Elf Galadriel and Sindar Elf Celeborn)

[@howardlanus8467]

I love how the dwarfs seem to go out of their way to prove Gandalf a liar. "Noble, decent folk". Cue Nori pocketing a shaker. "Surprisingly cultured". Cue Bombur's table manners. "They've got a deep love of the arts". "Change the tune why don't you."

[@mephostopheles3752]

Tolkien would murder you for spelling it “dwarfs” lmao. He was adamant that it be spelled with a V

[@howardlanus8467]

@@mephostopheles3752 For some reason spelling it with a V instead of an F make auto-correct throw a conniption. So I need to either appease a dead guy or an AI.

[@Crazdor]

@@howardlanus8467 Or you could piss everyone off! Dwarfves!

[@howardlanus8467]

@@Crazdor Just can't win can it?

[@Blue-mj5gm]

They are all of this, just... Not the way elves understand it 😅

[@hotelmario510]

I love that chips exist on Middle-earth. Chips are the universal constant.

[@jacobl6714]

chips being what the english call sliced potatoes. they, for the love of all that is holy, did not mean doritos lol

[@TigruArdavi]

@@jacobl6714 Chips being what the British call chips. Like in fish'n'chips. Not what the British call crisps.

[@meganoob12]

@@TigruArdavi were taliking about chips right? french fires... pommes frites?

[@justadogobeingdogo5766]

@@meganoob12 yes they are a favored snack/side dish throughout the multiverse.

[@aclark8285]

Boil 'em. Mash 'em. Stick 'em in a stew.

[@ashleytrout7452]

“That’s not an elf maid” Just a very handsome elf, regardless

[@andrewgan557]

Kili: wait that's a guy!?😱😅 Everyone: 😂😂😂😂

[@siewmj1]

Kili is a handsome dwarf. So handsome elf meet handsome dwarf lol

[@OlOleander]

All of them were, but there was never any question in Tolkien's writing as to which was which. That is the touch of later and definitely lesser writers.

[@DanielWhite-v4e]

aye - wipes tears away with gossamer

[@ResidentBigEvil]

I love how the other dwarves & bilbo were seated in a separate table like a children's table in thanksgiving & balin was the grown up forced to sit with them kids

[@melodyprime3195]

Bahaha i just noticed that too

[@normansawatzky4778]

It's because he has royal blood, as in the King

[@jasjasbinks4900]

Balin is the grandfather and Dwalin the uncle, forced to ensure peace but end up being part of the chaos that ensued 😂

[@philippeblais8594]

​@@normansawatzky4778Technically, the entire company has royal blood. Being descendants of Durin. Just that this ancestry is quite distant for them.

[@jherrenor]

Dwarves: 'I don't like green food. Where's the meat?' Bombur: Stuffing his face without a care. Food is food.

[@ollow_is_sad5373]

3:01 I love how Gandalf just looks like an embarrassed mom-

[@Sionnach1601]

Gandalf thinks it's funny. He shouldn't. The Elves didn't try to show much patience or understanding of the Dwarves' playful nature, but in fairness they DID welcome into their home - their *home*. The Dwarves' behaviour here was absolutely atrocious. Gandalf, as one who was in a way vouching for the Dwarves, should have had a brief word with Thorin to tell the rest of them to cop the fck on. At least Thorin here was gracious and well-behaved, despite his display outside. Ah I don't know. So many terrible displays of character shown by ALL here at Rivendell. It is little wonder that the races had SERIOUS problems with each other, and a lot of it could have been fixed with just a small bit of inherent respect and understanding for one another.

[@bananasaur5209]

@@Sionnach1601 I don't think he thinks it's funny. He just looks more at how people are than what they do. And he did explain the cultural differences haha

[@Justusson]

I would too.

[@amauriherrera6022]

I'm embarrassed by the dwarves here and these are fictional characters. That's how embarrassing this was. I'm not an elf lover but the elves do put up with a lot of shit from the other races. So excuse them, if they want to hermit or reduce contact with them to an extreme minimum. Remember, elves are sort of ascended humans. Or think of modern humans dealing with medieval humans and all of their backwards thinking. That they didn't get kicked out is quite gracious of Elrond, because honestly he doesn't owe them squat. Gandalf is Jesus-level celebrity status so he tends to be welcomed by almost all sentient beings of Middle Earth.

[@trap_kyun90yearsago52]

Gandalf came to troll elrond lol

[@sir_iangotroll]

3:18 THORIN DANCING KILLED ME THATS NOTHING YOU SEE EVERYDAY

[@Celestiiad]

IKR XD

[@Настя-ъ8ф5с]

Where? I can't see him

[@Celestiiad]

@@Настя-ъ8ф5с in the far right corner uwu

[@summerayris6154]

WAHAHA THAT LIVES RENT FREE IN MY BRAIN FOREVER NOW

[@hisLoneliness2961]

The king under the mountain everyone

[@BaronVonMott]

"I don't like green food" "Have they got any chips?" That's almost a bit too relatable 😂

[@maxbardus3019]

Americans right there

[@BeardsleyMark]

Max, I think the “chips” comment was a riff on the English nature of Tolkien’s Middle Earth. YMMV.

[@philipgood5041]

I look at this scene and feel an uncomfortable familiarity.

[@chgaming5059]

Wait there's chips in Middle Earth?

[@AG-fg1uk]

Chips in Middle Earth? 🤣

[@terrymoore3643]

Imagine being an Elf and living for thousands of years with no sickness. Perfect life with music and nature

[@BALLARDTWIN]

Sounds fucking boring lol no offence though some people might like it but I just dont see the point of living at that point.

[@meganoob12]

I wouldn't say perfect health. Their strenght is tied to Arda. While Sauron's power is rising, the power of the elves is fading and thus they become weak... one could consider it falling ill of the evil in the world.

[@lady7nobody827]

Imagine being and Dwarf and living with many other cool guy and lady. Perfect life with music and FOOD

[@wspencerwatkins]

Sounds really boring pretty boy

[@chhavimanichoubey9437]

i want to live externally until unless i have something to do all the time.

[@ericajones6316]

This is basically the cafeteria in highschool when the lunch lady is not looking

[@michaelblower7363]

Hahahaha! Sounds like a pretty fun school to allow you to sing on occasion. ;-)

[@richerDiLefto]

@@michaelblower7363 The kids in our school lunchroom used to throw food and sing songs like Hip Hop Hurray at the top of their lungs whether the adults liked it or not. It was pure chaos!

[@michaelblower7363]

@@richerDiLefto Ouch. :(

[@Laurence0227]

At this moment, Agent Smith..... I mean Elrond learn it the hard way what a highschool cafeteria is like

[@RED-my9hl]

@@michaelblower7363 its not, its really annoying for other students and everyone hates u lmao

[@mosatsoni4324]

Imagine if Elrond all of a sudden told them they're in a Matrix.

[@ThorinWind]

Blue pill to detect orcs or red pill to control a Balrog🤷🏻‍♂️

[@professionalidiot5529]

@@ThorinWind well Bilbo's sword Sting already does that so it would be better to have a powerful ally fighting for the good of Middle Earth

[@ThorinWind]

@@professionalidiot5529 calling eagles to land you to mount doom🤣

[@professionalidiot5529]

@@ThorinWind It's a suicide mission and Gandalf would say fool of a took

[@rses916]

🤣

[@superdogsam6230]

For those who don't know: Bofur is singing the song Frodo sang at The Prancing Pony in the first LOTR book.

[@jonnnnniej]

It's one of my favorite because I have the old books and the first one has that depicted on the front. The prancing pony and a moon with a cow in it haha

[@galaxydeathskrill5607]

I just finished that chapter and I was thinking where did Bilbo know that song

[@nowthatsjustducky]

Didn't remember it from the book, but I did remember it from the animated Lord of the Rings.

[@tacoma9516]

“Change the tune why dont you, i feel like im in a funeral” 😂😂😂

[@lydiamcgowan2125]

Hilarious! 🤣

[@captainvalourous6668]

It kinda make sense to be honest since the 3rd Age marked the slow death of the Age of Elves in Middle Earth.

[@valensushi8350]

“Did somebody died?”🤣

[@exen3980]

" Is somebody dying..?"

[@JeanBaptisteEmanuelZorg]

Aye, the Elven maid playing harp is nice.

[@_dragonflies_]

Fun fact: elves actually really like meat and hunting in general. Vala of hunt, Oromë is one of the most respected by elves. Actually, when they first met they mistook dwarves for prey (since they didn't even know dwarves existed), which was a start of their overall bad relationship. Edit. Also elves were the ones making fun of dwarves, Bilbo and Gandalf in the book, which, in turn, angered dwarves quite a lot.

[@MesugakiCorrectionalFacility]

The Dwarves also don't dislike Elvish music or food. There is literally no better food or music in Middle Earth and only evil creatures like Orcs or Goblins would hate it.

[@lindildeev5721]

@@MesugakiCorrectionalFacility Yeah, they even learned Elvish to communicate with Elves.

[@DeepikaGinger]

Yeah, and the Dwarves were the ones who thought that the Elves were a bit silly, and the Elves were the ones who acted a bit ridiculous, rather than aloof and dignified. Also, Thorin didn’t really have a problem with Elrond, even if he wasn’t terribly fond of Elves.

[@kongsied4279]

I thought the dwarves that were hunted were exiles aka petty dwarfs, even dwarfs did not care too much for these guys, Elu Thingol's murderer was when things went south between the two factions

[@Hhjhfu247]

@@DeepikaGinger Elrond wasn't full blood Elf anyway

[@justsomeonewhopopsupeveryw1444]

Kili Durin: the natural flirt of Middle Earth since the day he was born

[@sakellarioudimitris7439]

He looks like Sakis Tolis from Rotting Christ when he was young

[@missbunnybloggeralimsl7250]

Hahahahaha gagaga yeahhhh (me totally not being obsessed with him) 🤣😅😆🤣😅

[@kl06m.]

is their last name durin? that's what i thought but ppl told me no

[@amaryllisputrik.2521]

@@kl06m. it's possible they changed it

[@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal]

@@kl06m. I don't think the dwarves did the whole last name first thing

[@ethanmitchell7479]

I loved how the she-elf on the harp was like “Uuhhhh is this normal behavior for them?”

[@WhatTheDogDoin0493]

It wasn't a she, it was a he

[@skychieftain]

@@WhatTheDogDoin0493 no it's a she

[@Isaac_with_an_I]

It's a she m8

[@seamuswbiggerarmalite3379]

@@WhatTheDogDoin0493 no... NO NOOOOOO xD

[@lunafencoven]

@@WhatTheDogDoin0493 It's a 'she' (he's referring to the elf at 3:12) and the actress is Melanie Carrington. Although in real life she looks nothing like here.

[@shaunastraney9115]

3:34 Lindir’s face speaking a thousand words - he is so appalled 😂

[@khfan4life365]

“This was not in the job description.”

[@Pezpielgames]

Hace muy poco me doy cuenta de que Lindir es lindo

[@annanardo2358]

I would be too, if a ball of cream cheese came flying past me at eye level !😅😅😅 or should I say 😡😡😡 Lindir is so beautiful and appalled at the same time. 😂😂😂😂

[@DeepikaGinger]

It’s nice to see Fili, Kili and Thorin having fun in the last year of their lives

[@JeanBaptisteEmanuelZorg]

„What of it?”

[@DeepikaGinger]

@@JeanBaptisteEmanuelZorg It’s nice?

[@YouTellemFrosk]

Oof, too soon man too soon

[@snakeoilsnail]

stop.

[@lady_phantom_]

Too soon

[@rithrius5384]

Fun fact: The pedestal Bofur is standing on at 2:55 is the same one Frodo places the ring on during the meeting in Fellowship of the Ring.

[@CT-7567-]

It's the same room as well

[@draoidh6479]

That thing is a relic and he stood on it

[@martinbakke5552]

Also the song he signs is the song Frodo sings at the tavern in bree in the book, was sadly not in the movie but fun to see it here

[@URKCEHinoSuu]

Yoooooo....!!! I never knew that!

[@Edward24081]

WHY HAS IT TAKEN ME OVER A DECADE TO NOTICE THIS

[@nathanapplegate5374]

“That’s not an elf maid.” LOL

[@JeanBaptisteEmanuelZorg]

, mate

[@ProtoMarcus]

@@JeanBaptisteEmanuelZorg The actual line is indeed _''maid''_ - in this context it refers to a female. That's why everyone starts laughing, he thought it was a good looking female elf, but it is in fact just a good looking dude

[@freddytheplatypus826]

@@ProtoMarcus it really does sound like Mate though which is why the joke doesnt really pay off. and who even says "elf maid?" I think they should've rephrased it so people cant mistake it for mate

[@teovu5557]

happens all the time to me in thailand...

[@luxitos2867]

I had the reverse happen to me. After prom, I snuck into the local club (still underage) and asked this random hot "dude" to help me take my tie off. Turns out it was a chick. I got so much sh*t for that.

[@lateknightchess7596]

Here's something interesting: the song sung here is actually the song that Frodo sings in the Prancing Pony in the FOTR book: "Then in desperation [Frodo] began a ridiculous song that Bilbo had been rather fond of (and indeed rather proud of, for he had made up the words himself). It was about an inn; and that is probably why it came into Frodo's mind just then..."

[@ThorinWind]

It’s so cool, thanks for sharing this!

[@moishemillerr]

The only problem with this is that Bilbo has unlikely told them an entire song by this point. I also think he began writing songs later in his life after his return. But nice Easter egg nonetheless.

[@leannefresquez3490]

This movie is already almost 10 years old!! Where has the time gone?

[@FREAKE_DJ]

Jesus that makes me feel weird...

[@halleck3]

I've got bad news for you....

[@CT-7567-]

That makes me feel so much older than I am

[@MrMirco003]

and it still not good such a shame :(

[@CT-7567-]

@@MrMirco003 it is good what are you talking about?

[@MegaJacko4]

Filli thinking a male elf is actually a female elf. While Legolas thought a female dwarf was a male dwarf. You can see why these races just don't get along 🤣🤣

[@daejaruiz4670]

So funny! Oh and P.S. it's Kili friend. lol

[@marekmacik5910]

I think killing of Thingol has a bit of reason in why Elves dislike dwarves

[@annanardo2358]

Those dwarves sure off the Richter scale of beauty. Their ugliness leaves one speechless. I bet that's the last time Elrond invited the dwarves to his dinner party . Got any chips ?? Don't know, got any ice cream ?? I can't begin to imagine a food fight w/ ice cream.. No, I won't even go there. Those dwarves are uglier than pirates. While the elves are angelic looking beings.😂😅😅😆

[@SirKolass]

That's one hot elf dud I must say.

[@sonybramantio769]

Where the Female Dwarf...?

[@cykakto2099]

Of course Lord Elrond is patient with em cause he's seen how they act and it's just their nature

[@rachelsTimeTravel]

well, he is Eladan & Elrohir's father, he NEEDS to be patient like that. otherwise he would probably explode

[@Dbadaing]

He's also thousands of years old. I would develop a patience for almost anything if given that time, especially knowing I'm immortal.

[@JonnieR]

Well, if you are an immortal elf, essentially one of the most powerful, guardian of vilya ~ the most poweful elven ring, someone with prominence and thousands of years of wisdom, Im sure, few mischiefs and disorderliness can be trivial for him especially in Rivendell where living is very comfortable and perfect. I just really love this lore!!

[@AFNTWMB]

Also this isn’t how dwarves behave.

[@tiffles3890]

@@rachelsTimeTravel I doubt Elrond's whelps ever threw around food at the table in a house they were guests in, like uncultured swine.

[@swemx7403]

''Have they got any chips'' Thats the most British thing i've ever heard.

[@thecajunphoenix]

That's the other word for fried potatoes, or steak fries.

[@princesskenny1654]

Thorin bouncing up and down whilst drinking when Bofur is singing is just so funny to me

[@jem_theelf]

0:07 'Have they got any chips?' 😂

[@Jasongy827]

And fish!?

[@DarthTwilight]

And cellar-temp beer?

[@georgeevans86]

I saw this with my older brother (long time LOTR fan) and when the youngest drawf asked for chips, I turned to my brother like; 'they have chip in middle earth?'

[@kakashihatake326]

They have potatoes so yes there are chips.

[@georgeevans86]

@@kakashihatake326 Po. Ta Tose! Boil um mash um cut them into chips

[@CountryboyAR]

“There's an inn, there's an inn, there's a merry old inn beneath an old grey hill, And there they brew a beer so brown That the Man in the Moon himself came down one night to drink his fill. The ostler has a tipsy cat that plays a five-stringed fiddle; And up and down he saws his bow Now squeaking high, now purring low, now sawing in the middle. So the cat on the fiddle played hey-diddle-diddle, a jig that would wake the dead: He squeaked and sawed and quickened the tune, While the landlord shook the Man in the Moon: ‘It’s after three!’ he said.

[@정의현-d6s]

Thanks for lyrics, I really wanted this one

[@totrigo6834]

I wonder if the Inn mentioned here is The Green Dragon. The old grey hill could be in the Shire and in the Green Dragon song they also mention the notoriously brown beer.

[@lydiamcgowan2125]

Funny song.

[@BranakinSkywalker]

@@totrigo6834 Originally it was a song written by Bilbo which he taught Frodo. Frodo sung it in the book at the Prancing Pony. I guess it’s now a song that originated from the dwarves for the films.

[@Blue-mj5gm]

Omg thank you. English isn't my first language and I barely got 2 words of that song 😂

[@khfan4life365]

“Kind of you to invite us. Not really dressed for dinner.” “You never are.”

[@jaywalsh9150]

Nobody gonna say how thanks to the trolls Gandalf ended up with the personal sword of Turgon, King of Gondolin? And it's theorized that Orcrist once belonged to Ecthelion of the Fountain.

[@evanwilliams4665]

In the book it's said the swords have spent the last few thousand years being plundered and looted from whomever originally nabbed them off the Elves, and that the trolls either found them in a forgotten stash in the mountains, or waylaid and ate whomever the latest bearer was.

[@Sionnach1601]

@@evanwilliams4665 Very well put. It's nice to see such intelligence and such fine expression for a change on these sewer forums.

[@MM-ku7cd]

Ahhh a person of culture- I see you, too, have read the books of Tolkien! Always good to spot a fellow book dragon.

[@lorddarkrai5753]

This signifies Gandalf a lot as thanks to travelling the greatest distance out of all the wizards he was awarded with many precious items along his journey.Glamdring is just as elite as Anduril is.And in his hands Gandalf also charged it with lightning to damage the Balrog more and eventually drop it.

[@Godzillafan-tv1ks]

0:04 the way he asks this is hilarious. The mix indignant confusion and pleading desperation is fantastic.

[@nathanapplegate5374]

And Oin’s growl. 😂

[@Kururulover1312]

Even Thorin is stomping his foot and having fun. Bofur's fun side is contagious...and cute XD

[@ridingwithsoumo2710]

Elves: what are they doing Lord elrond: they are genetically programmed in such a way

[@FEARSWTOR]

In true RPG fashion: "Welcome to Rivendell. Here you will find respite and succor from the long days of-" "Yo, cut the crap and identify this shit!"

[@gutspillage]

The not-maid elf is darn beautiful, can't blame anyone.

[@IamPatrickStar]

3:12 can’t help but to go back and see the confused emotional face of this cute elf maiden playing the harp

[@PhoenixPhantom1337]

She's angelic isnt she? Top 3 cutest elf to ever exist

[@IamPatrickStar]

@@PhoenixPhantom1337 yes sir

[@phamcuong9154]

Agree, she is so beautiful. I wish i can date her.

[@RED-my9hl]

@@phamcuong9154 ew

[@omercetin2188]

Her name is Melanie Carrington but I'm not sure

[@phillipmeyer4059]

I love how Thorin just leaves without eating any of his food

[@abelteklu6829]

Fun fact! Glamdring gandalfs sword belonged to Elronds grandfather king Turgon of gondolin.

[@Bauglir100]

Elrond->Eärendil (father)->Idril (grandmother)->Turgon (great-grandfather)

[@joylynch5204]

That was very gracious of him to give it back to Thorin

[@MC-or3oi]

Great-grandfather and Turgon was also the cousin of Galadriel

[@MC-or3oi]

@@joylynch5204 Thorin had Ecthelions sword. He was a Lord of a great house of Gondolin under Turgon. He and his warriors were known for slaughterin unreal numbers of orcs and playing flutes while marching into battles.

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

@@MC-or3oi War criminals eh?

[@ahsokatano6044]

3:19 and 3:28 Seeing thorin just loosen up and dance is just so cute

[@annoyingbananana]

00:31 PRICELESS XD

[@gabriellopez4111]

I’m with him 😂 we all have that flirty member in the group

[@ninoutower4745]

Dwalin's glare and then wink are sooooo funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Astharoudeus]

😂

[@Iminurwallsfrl]

The look on elronds face is just classic when the bread fly's past him just after gandalf had been basically claming that they were none

[@squamish4244]

Imagine being Ian McKellan and getting to play Gandalf in _SIX_ Middle Earth films.

[@violakatriina]

I loved Lindir's facial expressions lol

[@lordofchangelulz6645]

I would love to see them do that in Thranduil's house!! It will be hilarious!! 😆🤣

[@Aleria-u5l]

they didnt do that at beorn's house

[@cathoodiegirl4118]

Knowing the Mirkwood Elves, they'd probably bust out the fiddles and start trying to have a Sing off/Dance off the likes of which would put the epic Rap battle between Finrod of Nargothrond and Sauron in the Aisle of Werewolves in the First Age to shame.

[@liammercado1235]

@@Aleria-u5l of course not, that's a fast way to the after life.

[@liammercado1235]

@@cathoodiegirl4118 and win any and all drinking games, putting the line of Durin to shame.

[@TheRadioknight]

@@cathoodiegirl4118 is that why Sauron is so evil because he was destroyed in a Rap Battle?

[@nickywu9476]

i always admire the elves of their outfits and how they live

[@SanjiOfficiel322]

Is there a rule on middle earth saying that people under 5 ft must stand on the table to sing ?

[@crypt3780]

I could possibly qualify for that

[@moncefkarimaitbelkacem1918]

@@crypt3780 🤣🤣🤣 self humiliation hits hard

[@g33xzi11a]

Tbh I think Pete Jackson just doesn’t like or respect dwarves.

[@CaperTheUber]

How else is he gonna -raise- his voice?

[@bananasaur5209]

@@g33xzi11a You didn't get OP. Hobbits also sing on top of the table.

[@ryankwon8785]

I agree that the Elves are screwing the Dwarves by giving them only vegetables. But the way the Dwarves made the dinner uncomfortable is more funny.

[@AshiyaDylanSean]

When Gandalf's words doesn't match Dwarves actions lol... And seeing Thorin dance, was truly a miracle in my eyes 🤗

[@WJen8]

Lmao this is exactly like the 2 sides of my family 😂 My mom's side is all formal and fancy and gourmet, their parties are elegant and relaxing but can get boring. My dad's side is all crazy and rambunctious, their parties are messy and filled with drama but never boring. When the 2 get together, understandably rare, it is absolutely hilarious to watch 🍿

[@baotrannguyenngoc9964]

Is your mom a noble ?

[@lisag5002]

Very relatable. However my family sides never get together.

[@annanardo2358]

Then your family is like half dwarves and half elven !!!😃😃😂😂😁😁 p.s. I can say my family in Italy is like that. I'm more Elven kind and the others , well, we too got some "dwarves" in the family, except they're almost and above 6' tall. ! 😄😄😄

[@kevin_parkerson]

Balin calls Sting a letter opener, but it most likely was Glorfindel's dagger and helped kill a Balrog. It was overlooked here but ultimately became one of the most impactful weapons in all of Middle Earth. In Deep Geek has an interesting video on this called "How powerful was Sting?"

[@JackassJunior627]

Bofur is that one friend you just want to go to the pub with coz your guaranteed a good laugh 😂

[@thecajunphoenix]

And good entertainment.

[@Bullet-Tooth-Tony-]

I have an Irish friend like Bofur, always up for a party 😂

[@JackassJunior627]

@@Bullet-Tooth-Tony- get him to sing this and post it to KZbin 🤣🤣

[@adaj472]

Dwalin’s facial expressions crack me up

[@adaj472]

Also… it’s noted that Thorin stayed to jam out 🤣🤣🤣… he ain’t as stoic as he makes out.

[@khfan4life365]

I wish I could visit Rivendell for a vacation. Looks like a great place for R&R.

[@Stupidhaole808]

2:30 me at thanksgiving when the others are having deep conversation

[@YouTubeisgettingworse.]

It do be like that

[@khfan4life365]

3:01 Gandalf’s thinking “I’m so sorry for my many idiots.”

[@elrondperedhel2764]

Ahh the good old days

[@radish550]

"They are noble decent folks" such as the one stealing... The faces of the elves are priceless! :D

[@bigj1905]

I like to think in Lord of the Rings, a Dwarf throwing food at someone is considered to be a sign of respect.

[@lady7nobody827]

Or perhaps a way to flirt 😏 ok lol imagine. Kili: you are kinda cute Kili: throws food at some elf* The elf: please lord save me EW

[@starrynight6268]

1:34 sword of the king of Gondolin, wielded by King Turgon, son of Fingolfin, first and only high king of the hidden city of Gondolin. The fifth high king of the Noldor

[@Clee-os6pv]

3 Dwarves disliked this video because they could not find the meat in the green food.

[@V.Malsawmzuala]

Now, even Dain and his ironfoot army dislike it

[@masterchiefdp]

Don't forget the chips

[@MasterTSayge]

If you watch the Extended Version of all the Hobbits Bofur pretty much steals the show.

[@Blue-mj5gm]

Even the non extended version convinced me ✨

[@brandonwoods7320]

Did anyone see how Dwalin gave Kiki a what the hell are you doing look. A stare like that is enough to give anyone the creeps

[@hypokratesthehypocrite3513]

It’s the same look parents give when they can’t say out loud “the fuck are you doing or get your shit together”

[@jessicashearer3124]

2:04 The way he says excuse me 😍 WHY COULDNT THEY KEPT THIS SCENE IN THE DAMN MOVIE!!!!

[@LordVader1094]

Because it's a stupid scene

[@azariah_kyras]

0:50 elf femboy god damn

[@bjbjcgogogo]

Elond surely said "No single meat dish to these dwarves!" in elves language. Gandalf should have interpreted properly. 🤔

[@richmondlandersenfells2238]

Kili and gimli are obviously into elf maidens!

[@ZGundam83]

I love the fact that Elrond is holding the sword of his Great Grandfather Turgon.

[@annanardo2358]

Oh ..... So THAT'S whose sword it was, Lord Elrond,'s grandfather's ! Good to know, I didn't know.🤔🤔. It should have been presented to Lord Elrond since it belonged to his grandfather. 😐😐

[@kevinfelix2543]

anybody notices how elrond references the 1st age, love that. wish Hugu weaving who plays elrond would narrate all the books.

[@pathfinder3405]

So this is the song that Frodo sings in the pony to distract pippin from telling everybody in the common room that he’s a baggins, just before he falls and the ring slips on his finger

[@nowthatsjustducky]

Yep. I recognized it right away from the Bahkshi animated Lord of the Rings.

[@matthewmartinez3907]

Rivendell so beautiful this and Lothlorien are places I would live.

[@kfures3469]

I got to admit, Orcrist is one finely designed weapon

[@annanardo2358]

Yes, Lord Elrond was really coveting that sword too.😄😄😄

[@LTartworkx]

0:32 The stare from Dwalin was hilarious...lmaoooooo

[@Rekaert]

It's a shame they felt the need to give the dwarves the comedy treatment. The end up as caricatures rather than fleshed out characters for the most part. Did the same with Gimli too, to a point, but they really went overboard with some of Thorin's company.

[@jacobl6714]

they went overbeard, even

[@SirDieALot666]

That exactly what Tolkien hated about disney and the representation of dwarf in whitesnow.

[@jeredcahill7655]

As opposed to most of them having zero character in the book. People will complain about everything.

[@Rekaert]

@@jeredcahill7655 Yes, people have opinions. Welcome to Earth.

[@Ryan79345]

Yeah but some of the dwarves weren't really fleshed out either in The Hobbit book

[@squamish4244]

Those swords are 7,000 years old. They make things to last in Middle Earth. They probably didn't imagine in Gondolin that eventually a wizard, a Dwarf and a...whatever the hell that other short creature is would end up with their magic swords made for nobility and sh*t.

[@akostarkanyi825]

Elves and dwarves are like "highly cultured aristocrats vs the plebs of the town". And this division a bit resembles to Oxford (where Tolkien was a professor), too, where there is a separate place for the teachers and for the students in the dining room. But this is just an idea of the director and not part of the book.

[@pedrocampos1787]

Yees?

[@akostarkanyi825]

@@pedrocampos1787 As for Oxford: my daughter has studied in Oxford and she said so.

[@michaelblower7363]

Apparently, Barad-Dur has based off a tower in Birmingham University which Tolkien saw everyday during his time there and really hated it. xD

[@Zorbodorb]

Dwarves weren't that comical in the books though. It's mostly the movie that treats them like silly, uncouth fools.

[@akostarkanyi825]

@@Zorbodorb I can see Tolkien's humour as subtle and jovial and Peter Jackson's as theatrical and sarcastic. This difference can be seen with Pippin's and Trufa's character in the LOTR (books vs movies), too. PJ made many things slightly more realistic but also harsher. Tolkien was sympathetic with many of his characters (like dwarves and hobbits) while PJ's main concern was how to show them such a simpified way that even the simplest mind can quickly understand their roles.

[@ninoutower4745]

02:37 "Did somebody die !?" all confused 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'M ON THE FLOOR CRYING LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anujsaxena2861]

Some folk just aren't meant for fine dining! 😝😝 However, the elven dinner scene gives so many ideas! Scenic location, soft and soothing instrumental music, well dressed & well mannered folk softly speaking & savoring their haute cuisine. 😲 Nevertheless, the scene involving the dwarves is also sooooo relatable!! You've always got those bunch of friends or other folk who you invite to a high end restaurant and they make a complete mess of it, making you wonder, all too briefly, as to why you invited them at all! 😝

[@stormewolfe4565]

Elrond always looks so tired. He an Bilbo get along well, I think.

[@g33xzi11a]

I’d say. Bilbo stayed with him for almost 20 years writing down the history of middle earth much of which Elrond lived though.

[@thatdood9303]

I love how Bilbo’s sword just gets shit on 😂

[@annanardo2358]

More like a letter opener !! Ha ha !!😃😃😄😂😂

[@DanielVerberne]

So this is how you make a small book into three movies.

[@tiffles3890]

1:45 .. "What are you saying? That my sword hasn't seen battle?" Self own by Bilbo.

[@RicoX-17]

"I feel like I'm in a funeral" "Did somebody die?" lmao That one def got me good 😂

[@tommyhagen7171]

Who else thinks it's stupid that they made Kili look more human than the other dwarves?

[@ThorinWind]

It’s a way for the audience to love him because the audience is going to identify himself to kili because he looks human!

[@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal]

In the behind the scenes they said that the dwarves had short beards because it symbolises all the dwarves that died to dragon fire so it's as though their beards were burned of

[@LordVader1094]

@@ThorinWind That's bloody stupid reasoning. I want Dwarves, not short humans.

[@karanparmar4754]

Thats bcz then his affair with elf girl looks pleasent and not a oddly matched couple with one tiny ugly dwrafes n other a beautiful tall girl. PLUS Thorin also looked more human like.

[@seamuswbiggerarmalite3379]

@@karanparmar4754 thats body shaming LOL ye made me laugh so this ft arse jackson is a bad ft arse after all

[@seanmcfarlane9911]

its funny to think that given how good elf hearing is every elf in that room heard every word of their conversation xD

[@natashachipangulakangwa1649]

My king may it save you well. Elrond is very respectful to all kinds.. men, dwalves, halflings

[@samcochran8203]

I thought he said, "forged by the high elves of the west, my kin. May it serve you well" Also seeing as how the subtitles say "kin" Also, at this point Thorin wasn't able to claim the mantle of king yet, because for all Elrond knew, Thorin's father was still alive, later to be confirmed in the movies and the book

[@kozmonauta0515]

As an eastern european I can relate to those dwarfs.

[@amandaeklund8136]

Kili, Fili, Thorin, Gandalf and Bilbo are my favorite characters in this movie:-)

[@pedrocampos1787]

Yeeah?

[@milo_thatch_incarnate]

Honestly one of my main thoughts was that I would love to see the elves eat the food they gave the dwarves. Those leaves of lettuce and spinach in the salad are absolutely massive! There’s no way you could eat that without folding it into your mouth. I want to see the elves do that. 😂

[@pedrocampos691]

real Real.

[@RED-my9hl]

they just cut it

[@Christrulesall2]

The Hobbit trilogy was a nice little comedy.

[@blllklbn4055]

Third Hobbit was an abomination.

[@alexeru6154]

@@blllklbn4055 all of them more like

[@blllklbn4055]

@@alexeru6154 First one is nice (but how better it could be, if they would stay with 2 parts...)

[@crookedpaths6612]

“Where are you going with beards all a wagging?” Elves teasing dwarves.

[@aperson977]

Bofur: sings and makes everyone laugh That one she-elf: 😒

[@pazzettossaurorex2974]

Balin: I'm not actually sure it's a sword. More of a letter opener, really. Ohh, Balin... little did you know that this "letter opener" would save you and Thorin's company from giant spiders, would kill orcs and goblins just like your sword and would, in the future, injured and chase away one of the most feared creatures of all Middle-earth (Shelob).

[@mrmeeseeks5016]

0:55 (all the dwarfs start pounding on the table singing) BA DUM BA DUM!!! ELF LOOKS LIKE A MAIDEN! BA DUM BA DUM! EARS JUST LIKE A LADY!!!

[@starlightequestrian6729]

I never noticed before, but you can see Thorin dancing off to right near the end of the song!

[@animathehallowed1380]

0:12 Elrond and Gandalf are like brothers 😂

[@doofinpuss23]

Can anyone else picture a little 10 year old Aragorn running around and watching the dwarves and Gandalf and Bilbo from the shadows

[@saljpal3]

He was 24 at this point.

[@seamuswbiggerarmalite3379]

@@saljpal3 wandering around searchin some bounty and some elven waifus

[@samcochran8203]

@@saljpal3 in the movies, but in the books he was 10, but still, the men of numenorian descent age more slowly throughout their lives than normal folk, so Aragon at 24 might have easily looked like he was either just beginning puberty or have been a definite looking teenager

[@einflinkeswiesel2695]

"I don't like green food" - eight year old me

[@FBI_Surveillance]

I love how Dwalin is so serious, but totally gets into the song when Bofur starts singing!