The Hummer H2 Is the Most Embarrassing Vehicle You Can Drive

[@AdamRafati]

Imagine letting someone rent your car then end up seeing it on this video

[@stevedermody464]

Imagine letting someone rent your (gross, filthy, stained, busted) car...

[@BPoweredLove]

Especially a video that just clowns on it.

[@mrgoodvibes1995]

😂😂😂

[@Ranveer_Singh_sangha03]

🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@VictorLaVance]

Adam lmao right

[@mattc2433]

Guy renting the hummer: so what did u think Doug? Doug: it was great, such a fun vehicle!

[@Sizifus]

It has many quirks

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

"And for more of my thoughts on the hummer go to Autotrader .com slash oversteer where I've put more of my thoughts about this rental and compiled a list of my top ten reviews of other cars I've reviewed that were rentals!"

[@CanadianCCP]

@@Sizifus even though I hear him saw quiks and then say it to myself to see if they sound the same...I swear he isn't saying it properly.

[@mrindia1]

He says oh I saw your video bitch! Doug runs off 🤣

[@grandpa7278]

I think the same thing about guys driving oversized jacked up pickups....🤙 itty bitty you know what.

[@nateracing]

"HUMMER H2 H2 HUMMER HUMMER HUMMER HUMMER HUMMER H2 HUMMER HUMMER HUMMER" -Doug DeMuro, 2/28/2017

[@FuZe.]

Nate Tamez literally not funny

[@matthewshivel635]

Virgin

[@Solidcancer07]

I want to set it as my alarm tone, if not my ringtone 😁

[@blackshiny5758]

HUMMER

[@zuramax2049]

Wise words

[@realAutoman]

My dad has had an H2 since 2003. Bought it for $63K and got all the luxury options. Still running strong and great vehicle

[@JoHn-if6wy]

H2s are so expensive now

[@Teeko253]

That’s unfortunate because an H1 alpha is the real deal

[@michaelbennett8856]

I have one as well. Love it

[@MegaJohny56]

my dad just gave me his that hes had since 2003 still strong love it

[@tupelomississippiflash968]

I have a lift kit on mine w/ 20inch rims / 35 inch off road tires . Rebuilt motor and use it to tow my boat

[@vanderslagmulders]

“Why is there a H2 hood dangling from that helicopter?” “Uh oh...”

[@looper7159]

“Command said we were getting transportation airdopped. Instead we got a pile of rubble and a crater”

[@Maxgenadiy]

It's meant to be bars so u grab them to open the hood. It says it in the manual..

[@justwatchfor10min87]

@@Maxgenadiy no one said it wasnt....

[@dallasfrost1996]

Oh wow, great comment, crap ton of likes, but barely any comments? That's a new one! Great comment as well!

[@mrfashionguy1]

@@Maxgenadiy someone owns an H2.. hahah

[@mr.peanutbutter6969]

Owner: awww he told me he liked it

[@paxtonulrich7673]

Mr. Peanutbutter this comment made me sad😢

[@franciscoroque2383]

@@paxtonulrich7673 same!!!

[@comicsams5399]

Don’t you have a horse to be taking to your agent’s wedding?

[@jamazonnewyork3221]

One good thing about this vehicle is that it has tons of room inside for tools or to sleep in. It also has 8 bolt hubs that will be able to handle big tires and a semi floating 14 bolt rear axle on coils with link suspension. Sturdy and decent clearance.

[@myid9876543]

Coils or air in the back.

[@nick0164]

Doug DeMuro, the type of guy to rent your car just to make fun of it

[@LavenderBluz]

SomeOffensiveKid05 I would

[@pauljr.harrington1905]

SomeOffensiveKid05 Rent a car to make fun of it? Vehicle Virgins - and especially me - has the car for you; the Toyota Prius. If I were to rent something to talk trash on it would be a Prius. The reason Vehicle Virgins rented a Prius was so he can talk trash on it and drag race it like that guy who did 61 in a 25 with his Prius in Horrible Bosses.

[@KTSN94]

It's more like a joke on the person who purchased the vehicle, to begin with. Literally jokes on them.

[@nick0164]

Paul Jr. Harrington I'd rather have a Mitsubishi mirage than a prius

[@JustReadable]

What is the point. Should he buy it first? He is reviewing this car and shows his opinion which he is clearly entitled to.

[@CH-vd6gf]

I think convertible pt cruisers are the most embarrassing cars. They make me uncomfortable.

[@keturahlove4500]

Agreed

[@Lazarus-aap]

Don't you mean unconvertible?

[@Lazarus-aap]

But yeah, I agree

[@cgivo1991]

The Pontiac aztek

[@myboy051]

Lmao 😂 I’m a Automotive tech , I had one come in to the shop with the top down . I had to test drive it for a overheating issue, I fucking hated it !!!

[@87ecosse]

Doug: The H2 HUMMER is the most embarrassing car you can drive. PT Cruiser owner: Hold my beer

[@reviewreviews5908]

Check out his newest video... You are wrong haha

[@DeezNuts-]

No, hold my applesauce

[@Knightswhosaynee]

David H oh Yeah said Pontiac AZTEK

[@blackshiny5758]

FJ Cruiser owner: Hold my beer

[@anthonylightbringer6433]

Prius has got it beat!

[@makwaphy]

After watching this I trusted my instinct and bought one last week. Mine is 20yrs old with 150k and it's surprisingly quiet on rough roads. My steering isn't loose my body doesn't roll and as a non City dweller who lives off dirt roads, I found it's the best riding vehicle I've ever been in. It's very comfortable and feels like a pillow on rough roads at 50 miles an hour. It is a bit ridiculous for City people though. I pulled a semi truck and trailer off of a four-by-four only road yesterday. A Jeep showed up and turned around because he didn't knew he didn't have a prayer pulling a semi. These things are like a Jeep but for men. I get all the quirky things and the cheap gm stuff but for performance and reliability this thing is serious. By the way I'm getting 13 MPGs in the city.

[@Zihark_]

Exactly!! I used to have an SUT and I'm looking at an H2 now. Basically a bigger cozier more powerful jeep. Who cares if they're obnoxious, that's half the fun. 😂

[@dreamwalker3698]

This guy can’t see past his entitlement! A true review would include allllllllll pros and cons. I have never felt more embarrassed watching a young kid act like this on a review! It seems no one respects OR appreciates anything anymore, unless it’s totally millennial upgraded 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@makwaphy]

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[@timleture2566]

Man, that is well said. This guy is both irritating and an idiot who'd fail cooking school. @@dreamwalker3698

[@thezmafia]

Not to mention if you have the 6.0 in it it’s a bulletproof engine

[@brian95240]

Doug would find his HS bully, rent his car, then roast it on YT to get revenge. 😂😂

[@psychoticdaizyproductions569]

Meanwhile the bully fucked his wife for old times sake.

[@kchiatt2520]

@@psychoticdaizyproductions569 if he own th he H2 he had a small dick.

[@xItzKillerx]

John Doe :/

[@zaynsadiq5536]

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

[@EnergyDot]

Why not rent the bully?

[@moritz.m1737]

I still dont understand, why i loved hummers as a kid

[@adamez6885]

Doctor. Moe same lol

[@fardnia9434]

Doctor. Moe well the H1 was dope

[@atvlover25]

Same

[@jerryakamuadams6399]

when i was a kid i was like, i want one when i grow up. then i grew up and realized they are gas guzzlers. so instead i got a chevy suburban...much more fuel efficient

[@johncrandall5782]

Because every rap artist put one in their video, and they were the preferred vehicle of drug dealers

[@SOLDOZER]

This thing was the hottest vehicle on the market in 2004.

[@jamesritch5245]

Yes to all douchebags lol

[@MusaDays808]

@@jamesritch5245 Well, You Cant Be Calling People Douchebags When You Obviously Sound Like One 🙄

[@antrax607]

Nfs underground

[@herbienbrian2]

The staple of every MTV Cribs driveway

[@TonyMontana-hb6uj]

@@jamesritch5245 Douchebags are the best

[@erikcopeland]

Despite all these "cons" i still have a crush on H2s and H1. Oh what the hell, early 2000s suburbans, escalades, yukon Denalis, navigators, excursions all hold a massive special place in my heart 😄

[@dazednconfusedrn]

ugh i love all of them so much to be completely honest. if only gas prices weren’t so heinously high up here in canada 😭

[@erikcopeland]

@@dazednconfusedrn yeah, it's not too different here in the US

[@Chance-ry1hq]

The owner of this H2 must have really pissed off ole “Dougie two shirts”.

[@watchesandcaps2566]

Dougie two shirts lmaoo

[@davidwafulake]

😆😆😆

[@leonj1844]

0:20 imagine letting Doug demuro reviewing ur car thinking u were cool all just for him to talk shit

[@Batman-wv5ng]

Leon J It’s disgrace ,and he makes big money the moron .

[@katie-st8nx]

@@Batman-wv5ng some cars are bad. should he lie to spare feelings?

[@williampotter2098]

@@Batman-wv5ng Well a very smart moron ...

[@kchiatt2520]

@Fawexx if it's dog shit, he isn't going to sugar coat it.

[@MiguelY22]

HUMMER HUMMER. H2 H2. HUMMER. H2 H2 H2 my favorite part of the video

[@joshhendra8692]

Miguel Yanez lmao

[@GhostVare]

I burst laugh hard at that part though lol

[@gtaplayer676]

It’s was annoying

[@cyre9188]

ill make a beat out of this

[@skeeline6176]

feels like a very low budget hummer ad

[@Marc-Anthony00]

I loved my H1 and H2! The H2 is nothing like the H1. Completely different. Both had plus and minus. I would bet most H2 buyers never rode in a H1.

[@FMChimera]

Got both. My H1 escaped from an auction in Georgia. The H2 is the civilized version.

[@shadowofpain8144]

Bought two new h2 the Christmas of 05. Best vehicle ever I no longer own them but both are looking like new and nearly 500,000 miles. If I had any Idea they would make it past 200 I never would have sold both.

[@moomaniac2932]

​@@shadowofpain8144 I don't believe you

[@chaddoerge5554]

The video was funny. I am in the Army I have driven H1s for over 10 years. I have a 10 inch lifted H2. I have a lot of fun fixed most of the design flaws but all in all it's a fun driving experience.

[@moomaniac2932]

@@chaddoerge5554 how did you fix the design flaws?

[@idatethefatkid]

The pre-recession 2000s were a magical time. I lived right in the middle of the northern California housing bubble and these things were EVERYWHERE.

[@christopherjeffers485]

Hahaha so TRUE! I lived in Central Valley for a while and every street someone had a hummer parked out front of the tract houses before and around the 2008 housing crash

[@kris-wj3wj]

Texas here and everyone and their mom was trading their big trucks for the hummer lol. Then what seemed like a few months later everyone hated them with a passion.

[@Mario_N64]

The McMansion era.

[@rat-vespa]

same for vegas. they were everywhere then suddenly nowhere

[@Hambs]

Lol my neighbor in ~2004 had one of these, what a dope that guy was.

[@tgms177]

every rapper of the early 2000s disagrees with you

[@CanMan125_]

tgms177 youre 100% right cuz im a huge fan of 90's-00's hip hop and i fucking love the H2😂

[@tjstar72]

tgms177 Lol that was Eminems only car back then and I think he still has one

[@AdamLeuer]

And pray tell, Charlie Sthill, what profound insight into the genre of rap music are you privy to that apparently no Black person (I assume you've spoken to them all) has yet to stumble upon?

[@D1991-r3n]

Charlie Sthill what does a person choice of music has to do with anything. Should I make myself like county or metal I don't understand the point of your comment. And just more then blacks enjoy rap music just like more then white enjoy county, pop or heavy metal.

[@warrenmatt5099]

tgms177 hahaaaaaah hahaaaa

[@bravocharliedelta4]

Legend has it Doug is still reading all of the H2 and Hummer logos.

[@Sgt_Glory]

AITCH-TOOOO *HUMMEERRRRR* .... AITCH-TOOOOOOO!

[@gedojsam3543]

😂😂awesome one

[@genius2000]

It’s still better than “does the Ghibli?”

[@capriceboney5394]

🤣🤣

[@thejkyle]

Ah yes, the H2. Part of the mid 2000s coke dealer starter set.

[@SportsSharp412]

No sir, that was second gen Escalade on 24's. Get your coke whips correct, don't be like Doug with facts..

[@NicholasAdamDemonte]

No, no, no, you’re both wrong. That’s the Chrysler 300 on 24s.

[@youngufo3206]

Ultimate One naw

[@NicholasAdamDemonte]

Duragg Danny I spotted the Chrysler 300 owner.

[@blewyd]

And starter set of low income suburbs who all bought the h2 used.

[@Kennerdoll]

it can be an embarrassing vehicle to you but to some of us its heaven on earth.

[@SanchoGracie]

H3 & H2 owner. I'd part with one of my children before one of my Hummers.

[@dreamwalker3698]

Sadly, he is showing his maturity level!!!!!!

[@foxaviationservice773]

They’re good trucks, I mean. I have one as a project vehicle and it’s extremely fun to drive.

[@Unloaded74]

And it's heaven on earth to me, I have h3, good car, never broken-down in all of it's 87,000 miles

[@Unloaded74]

@@SanchoGracie h3 owner, I would also do *ANYTHING* for my hummer

[@UltraZzTV]

I wish there was a column where I could read more about this car

[@YungNitrous]

pasteaux if only

[@dominicancheif117]

Did you check autotrader.com/oversteer?

[@vdochev]

Isn't it autosteering.com/overtrade?

[@sadladd]

You sure it isn't Pornhub.cum/DougD

[@IWillSmurfYou]

^ BigD

[@hedge6607]

I still see people with H2s, but they always seem to be at a gas station...

[@Quicksilver_Cookie]

No kidding. I've seen a couple over the recent years, and now thinking about it...they were all at the gas station Oo

[@chezchez995]

Gas eaters

[@punnequraq]

BrightFunFun all cars except electric cars eat gas lmao

[@louie8559]

@@Quicksilver_Cookie becouse the car is faster than the light and only time you can see them is at the gas station.

[@codyharrison8612]

This guy just hates nice cars it seems.

[@aznbx2417]

Convinced that Doug lost a girl to an H2 owner...

[@fenderbender6826]

😂

[@dixienormous6969]

Oh yeah most definitely 🗿

[@ethwndeleon4329]

😂😂

[@Waynekurr]

Lmao, H2’s are for divorced dads

[@yavorkaloyanov4483]

A girl who likes Hummers is a no-go anyway :D

[@vernonpaigejr.1517]

I wouldn't be embarrassed in this.

[@Lincolnator721]

If anything it's a flex to be able to afford 10-13 MPG. Wish I could own an H2

[@1985_Honda_CRX_Si]

ok

[@Unloaded74]

I'd be really happy in it

[@plumbingstuffinoregon2471]

Ya know what's even more embarrassing than a Hummer H2? A bright *yellow* H2.

[@somrech6072]

Hey!

[@TheFlyingBobbCatGeo]

😂😂😂

[@tracy4good]

@@webmillions In any color

[@tracy4good]

The perfect truck for the man with no social skills, no self confidence... and no penis

[@raulbaeza3967]

😂👍

[@vectoredthrust5214]

I'm so embarrassed to say that when I was like 12, I thought this was one of the coolest cars ever. Still, I was 12 at the time

[@Samuelfish2k]

Vectored Thrust You should be more embarrassed that you’re a sheep who’s only saying that because you think agreeing with Doug will make you part of the cool crowd. The H2 Hummer is a kick ass vehicle.

[@vectoredthrust5214]

Well, for a start I've thought the H2 was stupid long before I discovered Doug Demuro. You should feel even more embarrassed to think it's "kick-ass" when everyone is laughing at you and assuming your penis is smaller than a AAA battery

[@vectoredthrust5214]

Samuelfish I've done that plenty this morning anyways. It's a good way to wake my boyfriend up, I have to say. Also, my dad is quite proud of me for finding someone who makes me happy and I'm prepared to call a life partner. I'll admit he was a bit hesitant at first, but he's warmed up to him. That being said, I don't feel comfortable discussing mature subjects with someone who, judging from your language and grammar usage, I assume is 12 years old. So yeah, can steer a conversation to recommending you a car from Fisher Price you might like to drive?

[@robink.9459]

Homophobia is a common way to express your sexual imperfections when dealing with a lack of masculinity or other insecurities. so yes, he probably has a small penis.

[@BMoney8600]

Vectored Thrust we all thought it was cool

[@willywillywillywillywilly]

That shift lever literally just gave me osteoporosis.

[@c.r.n7315]

Willy Willy really it gave me crippling depression

[@jessepinkman5409]

Willy Willy It made my dick 6 INCHES LONGER, NOW I HAVE 8 INCHES TO FUCK WITH.

[@doodskie999]

it gave me crippling depression

[@nigeloyunixnigeljune3924]

Willy Willy wtf

[@dogzer]

That, and you may also have problems absorbing calcium into your body. It's probably a 50-50.

[@bottomofthemap696]

I worked at a repair shop and I loved the room this thing had in it and the air vents made me think, why don't all manufacturers do this?

[@antoniotula262]

I sat in one at a car show & was surprised. Seeing it from outside I expected more room. We checked out an Expedition, Yukon & Armada. All had more usable actual room.

[@hexjumper1060]

The H2 has all vital components within the frame rails and protected by plates, grid guards, and cross members. The shifter location is perfect, otherwise it would have had to go on the column. Borg Warner transfer case, Eaton lockers, factory grind bars and a bulletproof engine. I love it still.

[@timmothyhuff882]

I love mine! It's the toughest vehicle I've ever owned! 550k no major break down yet.

[@BoredOuttaMySkullBoi]

3:24 part this kills me every time

[@brianna3340]

Dude I can't stop laughing😂😂😭

[@yamasail]

I was really hoping he'd do it again for each individual wheel.

[@legogeneralgrievous1173]

3:27?

[@skipthefox4858]

HuMMeR

[@Maxgenadiy]

Check the ford raptor, or the Shelby

[@thomasjones4306]

Doug looks like the type of guy who drives a Saturn and does magic tricks on the side for entertainment.

[@barrymore8ify]

Lol

[@watchesandcaps2566]

Lmaoooo. Underrated comment.

[@michelleflores7444]

Facts

[@xboxbenny]

You stole this joke from family guy.... booooooooo

[@MyFriendlyPup]

Tuxedo Wang has an H2, LMAO

[@tammy_thompson]

I have owned my h2 since 2006 and after 12 years it has been the most reliable vehicle I have ever owned and had basically no problems. Mine does not rattle like the one you drove and the seats are very comfortable even after a 17 hour straight drive from FL to MD. It is wide and so you can’t park in small lots. It is also tall and I took off the racks so I could fit in parking garages and my garage. The handles on the hood are what you grab to pull the hood up after you unlatch the side clamps. Honestly unless you own one and have experienced the long lasting durability, well your view is only limited to the short rental time.

[@718EngrCo]

I have a friend who bought one new. He still drives it every day and it looks brand new. I can’t imagine how much time and money he spends on maintenance.

[@theerealatm]

Gas going up now too... Not a good time to be a H2 or H3 owner.

[@beefnacos6258]

I see perfect looking Hummers sound like they are going to blow up. I just laugh.

[@lucasrodriguezfontan8451]

What do you care how much he spends on his stuff? Mind your own business.

[@davidearea242]

@@lucasrodriguezfontan8451- He didn't say he cared. He said he 'can't imagine'. What do you care what the OP thinks about? Mind your own business.

[@BlueShift2000]

This car would eat an original mini as breakfast, meanwhile the H1 eats an entire bus.

[@thecrazeecow1682]

H2 “poor rear visibility from window” Humvee: imagine having rear visibility

[@user-el5mg4it9t]

Humvee: Lol mortar strike goes pew pew

[@shadykhades]

I mean humvees are bit better

[@thecrazeecow1682]

@@shadykhades don’t get me wrong I have a thing for humvees

[@shadykhades]

@@thecrazeecow1682 I do too, Humvee's are more tankier looking and body wise. They sound mean too.

[@diamond3838]

@@shadykhades theyre not all that. Humvees tend to break down quite easily

[@NDN_FTR]

The yellow ones look like "special" buses.

[@DehaniVlogs]

🤣

[@parsifal9251]

The yellow ones are special buses.

[@genogrinberg6014]

The people inside them sure are "special"

[@DrSteveJ-gd3gn]

Yes we all saw Better Call Saul!

[@evolxzione]

when someone talks about a Yellow Hummer H2 I just think of Better Call Saul...

[@imnotmattdamon]

It's not as embarrassing as the Pontiac Aztec we're gonna make you drive.

[@patrickpelletier6315]

Boris Lienks i dont think the Aztec can be worse than this, and yes i know what i just said sounds crazy. but think about it. both the H2 and H3 were horrible shit. so was the Aztec. i think both are just as terrible as each other

[@97I30T]

Boris Lienks Nah the Aztec is cool now because Walter White.

[@brettklenk4506]

Sadly Doug didn't add the Aztec to his list. It was the number one car.. I think he just threw it out..

[@militaRee94]

Boris Lienks he better get an aztek

[@Browningate]

Not really. The Aztec is a cheap shot joke, but it actually has some redeeming van-like qualities, so it's not a more-embarrassing vehicle to drive than the H2.

[@woodyforest2100]

I spent a few months researching the 2017 cars and trucks to decide which to buy. I knew I was going to buy something, but I had to wait for an investment check to come through so I figured why not use the time to be sure what I wanted and be happy with the purchase. HANDS DOWN the H2 RANKED LAST in every review I looked at. The warranty claims were TWO per automobile! (As compared to one in ten thousand for the Camry.) Sadly, Land Rover did really bad as well. Now when I see either of those on the road I think: “Aah, More money than common sense.”

[@trentdaddydolla647]

I would buy a hummer over a land Rover. Atleast the hummer won't leave you stranded with the shifter problem like land Rover lol

[@FMChimera]

H2's continue to bring high dollars. A used Land Rover...you better like it because you're pretty much stuck with it.

[@davidswink6653]

You spent months researching a 2017 hummer What a crock of shit ..they quit making them long before that

[@thomascavanah9514]

@@davidswink6653 Yes, hes a Camary owner and a liar.

[@thomascavanah9514]

Camary owner and liar I presume.

[@nimyork4504]

Doug the type of guy to wear crocs with socks

[@sashacurcic1685]

Nim. The type of guy who owns an H2.

[@daveyboy_]

The video would be more plausible if this guy didnt look like such a dork

[@WaZZa00]

Sasha Curcic you gotta chill it's a joke not an insult

[@maurice2014]

or wear crocs period

[@audiwankenobi361]

Wow,people ARE still making "Doug the type of guy" jokes....

[@andrewmichael651]

I wear Oakley sunglasses, plaid shorts, and I'm prematurely balding…I also yell at my wife in public… By God, I have found my S.U.V!

[@snakewhisperer2010]

:))))

[@jackwilsey8943]

Andrew Michael ha why isn't this pinned

[@Dark6star]

Don't forget the big clunky leather sandals.

[@zhbvenkhoReload]

hahahahahah

[@daneg007]

Andrew Michael im all about jean shorts and dirt driveways, so i definitely have one of these.

[@WdnUlik2no]

"HUMMER! H2!!!! H2!!!!HUMMER!! HUMMER!!! HUMMER!!!! HUMMER!! H2!! HUMMER"

[@axeltank06]

I'm waiting for the 10 min. version. Either that or a remix.

[@hoeboy45dan68]

Butter dog the dog with the butter on em

[@Ben_Gawenda]

The frog with the gingerale

[@G59METH]

You missed HUMMER three times

[@pratikvyas9626]

sounded like an 8-bit game sound effect

[@TheThuanAndOnly]

The H2 "really somehow manages to take some of the worst things about the old H1 and the worst things about a full-size SUV or pickup and really combine them into one without giving you any of the benefits of any vehicle that you might actually want to be driving" (@8:16). And that, my friend, is how Doug came to serve.

[@StuPedahso]

The most embarrassing car to drive is the one the bank still owns.

[@mr.o2291]

First Last Smart man

[@pqlamzhunter]

First Last Lol strong cope

[@CHEVYSORCROWNS]

First Last Absolutely, I have a friend that has a vehicle that's on repo and he still customizes it to this day.

[@cbake9440]

First Last dont get it? you want to have things the bank owns,its called credit.let me guess.you buy 1500 dollar junk yard cars cash and tell everyone they cost more than what you actually paid, and that you're better than everyone else cuz you own your stuff right?

[@StuPedahso]

Cody Baker​​ your sentence structure is a bit incoherent. So I'll try to Cypher through your trash grammar... Not sure what you don't get about my statement. It's simply put so that a five years old could understand it. Not sure where you live or come from, but I live in a very progressive area of the US where saving your money to buy things outright isn't frowned upon. If you want to overpay for your things by paying lenders, then be a stupid ass for the duration of your life, but you could achieve that without being an asshole to ppl who have their financial house in order. Have good day.

[@TrevorPhilips]

Mammoth Patriot is the dopest vehicle you can drive around Los Santos

[@corneliusjohnson5963]

imagine them dropping the Mammoth Patriot Classic aka the H1. I can dream right? lol

[@TrevorPhilips]

Patriot Classic Mk.II RoCkStAr, WhEn ?!

[@_wanted_outlaw3007]

It was better in gta4

[@carlostehswagster2301]

Enus Huntley >>>>>>>>

[@m.scotty.p2854]

Trevor Philips oh no

[@VTECheart]

If you think the H2 is embarassing in Florida, try driving it in a civilized state

[@ur_cowboy]

just roasted every one in florida

[@Shorty15c4007]

can't argue with that. it's a mad house down here.

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

Carbon Addiction yeah I lived in FL since 2003, people are crazy here, including me lol. I'm a furry that drives like a mad fox in a Mustang wooo

[@ZerotheWanderer]

As a life long Floridian, he's not wrong.

[@Eszra]

Hey now VTECheart, there are many civil people in this state. It's not our fault people are shit drivers.

[@JH-jh2oe]

I saw an H2 that was lifted and boy did the engine sound awesome these vehicles get 500,000 miles and that is really reliable that's if you keep maintenance and of course enjoy the hefty belt Hummer because it weighs between 6500 and 8500 lb and that is a really good connection to the Earth and great traction it being so heavy and getting through a lot of rough terrain. I really like this vehicle and the reason it gets 11 miles to the gallon is because it's so heavy they're just isn't anything that much heavier than this and it's got some nice curves the way it's laid out and it just looks very intimidating and a really good machine to drive off road. Thanks for the review I might buy one of these.

[@aljaberhk]

still weird how it weighs and consumes more gas than a chevrolet/gmc suburban of the same era

[@JH-jh2oe]

@@aljaberhk yes, heavier meaning more connected to the earth gravitational pull. Lighter vehicle is easier to roll over

[@longlivechina7538]

I hope u bought one

[@JH-jh2oe]

@@aljaberhk right, but superior in terms of over ground movement.

[@JH-jh2oe]

@@longlivechina7538 I have too many vehicles now, but I'm selling soon. A possibility if I found one in blue or silver

[@gb.03]

theses a pink hummer with chrome alloys that goes to my school and it gave people cancer

[@bardus2356]

Gary Berberian I think you're hilarious with your cancer joke

[@tobeawesome7130]

K

[@heartofjustice6041]

pink hummer? thats got to be the manliest looking vehicle ever

[@taunusv4power]

+Heart of Justice sure it is! specially one with the roof chopped up, you'll end up having the panty & stocking's cartoon hummer!!

[@marshallzaid521]

Gary Berberian what a coincidence. Me too!

[@MilesPrower1992]

The gas mileage of a semi, the offroad performance of a sports car, and the coolness of... walking. If even.

[@planets9102]

If you're well dressed you can look cool walking. Can't say the same of this thing.

[@lejohnd2430]

All in one

[@camryd7981]

Off-road performance of a sports car? You have obviously never taken one through the mud. It’s hard to get them stuck because they just keep plowing through. Look up videos on KZbin

[@camryd7981]

I can agree on the semi part

[@braneden]

You can't get a hummer stuck what are you talking about unless it's performance. I've never had this thing stuck in feet of snow.

[@SUPERNOVO.]

Doug the type of guy who wears double t-shirt...in Florida!

[@ipearlsht4656]

eduardo stooop 😜😌😍

[@illuminatisports9551]

hahahahaha!! He trying to look thicker so he won't get slapped by a Hummer owner.

[@MCSalamouny]

I wear double t shirts in uae..

[@KhariDaKidd]

eduardo von garcia 😂😂😂

[@williampotter2098]

I think the guy is smart as hell and works hard to point out the details of cars he reviews. But that's just me ...

[@TerryMasri]

By far the funniest, most hilarious review you've ever made! I think I cracked a rib when you so eloquently listed the number of times HUMMER & H2 were displayed on the vehicle.

[@lgallardo93]

My favorite part. I come back to the video just to watch it again.

[@mikewittner5954]

Did anyone else lose it he kept saying HUMMER HUMMER HUMMER

[@FishFind3000]

Mike Wittner no, it was annoying

[@tudvalstone]

Why, he was just reading the car inscripts

[@vsbb6]

I lmfao

[@ScottaHemi440]

might have missed it but i think there where 3 unaccounted for HUMMERS as he only did one of the wheel hummers

[@iyerviking]

Lol yes... :) also... Htooo, Htooo, Htooo

[@AmkoVK]

Well Doug isn’t lying. There’s a reason why Hummer went out of business

[@WheelsRCool]

It went out of business because of the 2008 crash and recession, and then rising gas prices. It had little to do with anyone considering it "embarrassing."

[@BC08]

He might not be lying, but he damn sure is wrong... again. The H2 sucks, but I can think of 5-10 vehicles that are far more embarrassing to drive than the H2. Doug is just a poor troll

[@BC08]

Also, I’m not saying Doug is poor, just that he is bad at being a troll in spite of trying so hard.

[@sashacurcic1685]

@@BC08 I dunno, B C. You seem to try pretty~ hard insulting him and clarifying your insult.

[@BC08]

Sasha Curcic Are you a poor troll too?

[@TAGsRC]

Doug can you seriously start a new series and just roast crappy cars in it? This was too hilarious. You have to keep doing more of these and separate them from your general car reviews.

[@punishersoriano2895]

He clowned on the H2 so bad. Growing up in middle school,high school when these were in there prime. Everyone wanted one, and if you had one ultimate definition of a baller. Sitting on 24s or the off road look. Where im from back in the day these things had respect and people would move out of your way. Maybe he got bullied by a hummer owner or ran off the road haha

[@Martin_Karia]

Doug, the type of guy to wear 2 short sleeves t-shirts

[@spacegost9969]

same, so what?

[@Sekkzc]

VETTESET it was funny

[@kchiatt2520]

Mormons do it.

[@MasterLoda]

@VETTESET u are the type of the guy who everyone calls dumbass

[@zachdurocher1166]

While driving million-dollar hypercars

[@malcolmmckinley6677]

HUMMER, for when a Wrangler is too aerodynamic

[@ernodios]

You made my day, sir 🤣

[@diegogalicia1260]

🤣🤣

[@RestrictedHades]

Surprisingly my wrangler is less aerodynamic than my h2

[@Janne_Eronen]

dont diss my favourite car. Stop or i will go vegan.

[@gabrielgarifas1202]

@@RestrictedHades with a username like that I'm not surprised you own both 🤣🤣🤣

[@gdawgs101]

Doug: the Hummer H2 is the most embarrassing car to drive Pontiac Aztek: Am I a joke to you?

[@tonymontana1717]

Say my name !

[@Tracert-mc1hu]

At least the Aztec doesn't lie about what it is. That's the joke with the Hummer, it's a crappy GM SUV lying about being a military vehicle, whereas the Aztec is just a crappy GM SUV being a crappy GM SUV.

[@bgc3864]

A smart car is worse

[@P7777-u7r]

Pontiac Azteks have become "neat" with age because you dont see many of them anymore and theyre kinda representative of early 00s attempts at "futuristic" styling

[@cali2468]

@@P7777-u7r Never anything "neat" about a Pontiac Aztek. For the record, you didn't see many on the road back when they were introduced. They're one of the reasons why Pontiac is no more.

[@mosesmartinez2954]

I have a H3 and i absolutely love it. Yes the visibility is not well but you have to understand it is still a hummer. And always get offers on it. But I do have to agree with the very cheap plastic that used.

[@Unloaded74]

I also have one At least the fitting is really good, none of the plastics creak

[@Nexxarian]

single most embarassing thing? imagine a hot pink pontiac aztec

[@Deadbass_]

Thank you for giving me nightmares since I read this at 3 AM

[@caralho5237]

Imagine a toyota prius with a full set of those spare tyres with no rims.

[@dimezgaming7375]

LMAO!!!!!!!!😃😃

[@forbespurcell1408]

What about Linus Sebastian's Pink Honda Civic

[@Memorax]

That would be so outrageous and rebellious that its kinda cool again. This one is just sad. It screams small dick and no taste and its a huge waste of money.

[@mark_warrior998]

Damn the quality, it's the cheapest interior I've seen on a Suv

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

Even some of the Mercedes SUV's of that era weren't special in anyway. Especially the M-series from that time period, which felt and looked more like a Toyota that you paid Lexus prices for.

[@stephensanchez6199]

Snow Wolf oh shut up your probebly defending a gay hummer

[@robertpetrea23]

try a dacia duster

[@dabeast1246]

Interior doesn't bother me. All it matters is that this car is an MVP in the winter

[@TheMOTZYOGURT]

You know its bad when there isn't even a Doug score

[@thesilentcryptographer]

TheMOTZYOGURT This video was from before DougScore

[@deemanguy]

If you look on the Doug score website, you can find it

[@colind7678]

My Hummer H2 with a 6" Lift, Supercharger and 38" tires was the vehicle I miss the most. It was very off-road capible.

[@TheLightningSt0rm]

Grandpa is 90 and still drives his H3. I can't stay it. But glad he can drive a decently large vehicle at his sge

[@05redrex1]

Go Grandpa. Good for him, he sounds like a bad ass.

[@xxxBradTxxx]

>H3 >bad ass

[@withereffect8625]

Cumye West keyword "decently"

[@xxxBradTxxx]

My fucking Camry is about the same size as an H3

[@GrexTheCrabasitor]

Or course he could, h3s are tiny compared to what he had back then

[@xcxprince5526]

Hummer, H2, H2 Hummer, *opens door* Hummer, Hummer, Hummer Hummer, Hummer, H2, Hummer, Hummer, Hummer. Too many Hummers humming!

[@angelomanalosg3273]

XcxPrince hummer!!!

[@AmandaWoolsey]

That killed me too! 😂

[@Liam-sh3bp]

AHHHHH! Get the Priuses!!!!

[@dragonbutt]

Hhhuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@frequencyhealingbracelets2194]

this guy talking bad about an H2 Hummer allegedly had his girlfriend stolen from a guy you had an H2 Hummer so if the guy really knew what he was talking about he would realize that the step bar is not a regional part of the Hummer it is a aftermarket this guy is such a clown

[@matthewgray9752]

I like how the rear window's visibility is made even worse with the spare tire. It's as if GM knew that one day a guy like Doug would bash that aspect so they added that tire just to spite him.

[@Booboobear-eo4es]

The Hummer H2 is the most embarrassing vehicle you can drive. Until you get a massive snowstorm.

[@arion9696]

Who else is here after GMC announced the electric Hummer

[@Lee-it2co]

I'm so ready

[@smortorsports]

me!

[@smhninja3746]

It's going to be another embarrassment lol. Tesla is far ahead of the ev race.

[@mxtthxwplxys]

Me

[@beastlymclaren4631]

SMH Ninja Hummer is embarrassing already, I don’t think becoming Electric is going to be more embarrassing for it

[@Gamerfeins]

damn 8k people own hummers

[@adrianarmenta9511]

I'm a fan

[@rudyanorektyk7029]

I am one of them 😍

[@kispie]

Except it wasnt the reason at all

[@kispie]

Yeah I'm sure you did. I'm Prince Charles.

[@kispie]

Are you sure? You read it on the internet. Must be true!

[@thehayman7352]

“Hummer..Hummer...H2...HUMMER” how I imagine Hummer drivers talk to each other

[@Jack-yw7bq]

5:10 Doug sighing and shaking his head after shaking the shifter always gets me! 😅😂

[@CauseNeffect906]

All those dislikes are H2 Owners 😂

[@joeneri150]

Especially the ones who have with spinners

[@Michael-tm6vs]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@matthewgreen4564]

They were quite the fad from 2002 to 2008. The gas shortage ( which appears to be looming again) killed their popularity

[@lordrathut]

@@matthewgreen4564 seems to be more of the chip shortage because of all the pointless computerization that raises car prices by 10k

[@pleaseenteraname7475]

Lol I just watched ChrisFix’s video

[@TheSavage3.6]

Athan Alvarez same

[@Skyhawk1998]

That was an H1, though. The H1 is much less "fake" than the H2.

[@Steelers88Maxima]

Same here. But ChrisFix has the dopest H1 on the road.

[@slimaneriadh167]

same

[@Ckcdillpickle]

@@Steelers88Maxima dopest h1 on the road? Not even.

[@1stdefenseinc]

Side steps can be removed in two minutes for off-roading.

[@justthisguy1948]

1stdefenseinc when you customize them they still look cool

[@LeshVAuto]

You can make them retractable. The 2009s have them.

[@stangadoboaradreaptaomoara9567]

Regarding the rim design and the tire inflation system on the H1: I don’t think it’s a bad thing. It’s a cool throwback to the original Hummer and I believe if any other car had something similar, Doug would like it and commend it. It’s not like a fake vent, intake or exhaust, it’s not supposed to make anyone think “oh look, that H2 has a central tire inflation system” and nobody even would (most people probably don’t know the story of it anyways). All in all, I think it’s a nice throwback and I like the way it looks

[@EliteProductions3129]

Doug's the kinda guy to borrow someone's H2 and make fun of it in front of a million people.

[@fourwheeldrivevehiclesands2463]

Dear All, The presenter of this video has some sort of hatred towards the Hummer H2, as a Hummer H2 owner i do not agree about what he say, specially misleading the public. Hummer H2 is half the price of a Hummer H1 and when it was launched it was the best most capable SUV other than the Hummer H1. Hummer H2 has a fully boxed chassis with a standard rear locking differential and it’s made bigger than other offroad vehicles not only to stand out as a iconic vehicle but also to conquer obstacles other vehicles cannot overcome. Simply to do things that a Hummer H2 does, other vehicles need lift kits and added skid plates. If you want to know more info about the H2 see the video - kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2K0e3SOi7GHl8U Hummer H2 greatest achievement is its strength in the body and chassis its 2900kg of high strength steel and galvanized body, in a head on collision it performs better than any other SUV. Also Hummer H2 can tow heavy objects, even though its rated as 8000 Pounds it can easily pull a stuck Buss/Lorry that is several times its weight (20000-3000 Pounds) its all because of its strength and durability. And after 5 years its production ended (due to rising oil prices) still its rated among top 3 of the vehicles with the highest resale value, its all because of its strength and durability. I was lucky enough to own a H2 and test its capabilities, even if i couldn’t afford one i will never hate it, because thats what my Buddhist teachers teach me, if you cannot achieve something in this life do good Karma and keep an ambition to obtain it in next life, so you will achieve it. Thanks for reading, and never learn to hate things other people love. I will not reply for any hateful messages. Regards David

[@EliteProductions3129]

David Huntington Because other people like something, you can't be critical of flaws? Get real. That's the such a backwards and sensitive way of thinking.. People can have their own opinions and think for themselves. Just because people don't like something, doesn't mean their opinion has to affect you at all.

[@michaelbanks3571]

Actually his first criticism is the fact that the H2 is like basically a Hummer for people who can't afford the real thing... Also I'm not sure how he is misleading anyone. All of his criticism accurate.

[@andytran1802]

It's 4 a.m. I still have a paper to write but decided to watch a full review of the Hummer. Only after scrolling down to read the comments of other Hummers' owners did I decide to stop procrastinating on my English paper.

[@sunnyg6109]

Hows your camry hybrid going

[@tfm_patrick]

Andy Nguyen Tran I do this all the time

[@chuckd5877]

Don't lie, kid...

[@lukeschneider6242]

Manny Bothans Died this comment😂😂

[@daveblueballz6659]

Andy Nguyen Tran stfu nerd

[@SNYDAMAAN]

Several years ago, I was driving one of these as a young car-loving valet. Excitement is already high. I reached for the window switch and I saw near it a little button indicating some window function. All the windows rolled down! And nobody I’ve told this to was nearly as impressed as I was.

[@LexNatural]

My 2005 accord coupe could roll the windows down at the same time from outside of the car using the key.

[@egayetsk]

Same thing with the ‘03 Jetta. Shame they got rid of this feature

[@longlivechina7538]

Called Global Window Feature. Cool post man

[@Tokenomics1]

It is a really cool feature.

[@theepicricemaker6611]

That's a genuinely handy and basically free feature I wish every car came with

[@steveteklinski9969]

I bought an H2 new in 2008. Still have it. Still runs great. Still looks good. Interior still in good shape. Everything works like it was new. Has 300k miles. Tows heavy trailers very well. Very little repair work needed. It’s actually fairly quick with the 6.2 and 6 speed trans. Mileage no worse than any other full size 4wd. Receive many compliments when it’s out in town. For whatever that’s worth.

[@bigsmoke8256]

the way that doug says "HUMMER" sounds too funny

[@rebelguy9487]

fat cow Pretty much anything said by Doug is too funny!

[@NNNSSSCCC]

AIICH TOOO

[@sinner7ofhate867]

fat cow cuz he's used to giving Hummers not saying the word

[@rebelguy9487]

I think he's trying to find somebody to give him a hummer so he can point out her quirks and features....BAHAHAHA!!!

[@DJHitMaka]

omg lmao hell yeah lol HUMMERM

[@Windoze86]

hummer..hummer. H2..H2. hummer!... hummer! ground clearance!..hummer! ground clearance!

[@Threedog1963]

Just do a lift kit, and you're ok. Now Go find your safe space.

[@ahqhue]

fun fact, 'hummer' means lobster in the Scandinavian languages.

[@erichschumacher2235]

opens the glove box... sees the owner's manual.. HUMMER

[@briannasaccord4620]

My mom was had our 2006 h2 since 2008. She just got the whole thing revamped and honestly it was just a little rust since it’s her daily driver. She got a fresh coat of midnight purple paint and the truck looks and rides great still

[@exev]

I come back to this video regularly for the "HUMMER!" part

[@solomonstello]

I laugh my ass off every time.

[@tylerhoyt136]

Funny thing is, everyone whose ever actually owned a H2 says they love it lol. I think of NFSU2 when I see one of these, and all the crazy awesome things you can do to it

[@AndrewA-zt4fo]

If you think 0-60 is bad on a H2, an Old Series 1 Land Rover can do a 0-60 in around a minute... going down hill.... with a wind behind you.

[@flyingrv6]

Andrew A Yes but series 1 Rovers are going up in value not down.

[@megadeth9733]

Taken the two off road and then see if you care about 0-60. You won't love the H2 at the end of the day.

[@AndrewA-zt4fo]

mega deth I’m with you on that one. As a proud Land Rover Enthusiast myself, I’d pick a series 1,2 or 3 any day over a H2. They just have so much more charisma. What’s not to love about them?(apart from the obvious ride comfort problems and reliability issues.) Have a good one, mate.

[@AndrewA-zt4fo]

flyingrv6 I’m aware of that. That’s why I’m saving for one before they get too expensive. I love them!

[@megadeth9733]

Andrew A I'm laughing at how you put that but at the same time, that just makes Rovers even more badass. 😆😆😆 Who needs a back in one piece when you can go anywhere and never worry about breaking down? I grew up around old Jeeps and stuff man. If it feels like you hit a brick wall at every pot hole, it means it was built to go off road 😎

[@Striker-tq4vf]

I don't care, it's a beautiful vehicle

[@stephenlozano7587]

Doug: *Rents the most embarrassing car you can drive on today’s roads* Owner: What an idiot

[@chookchack]

Stephen Lozano the owner probably knows that

[@looper7159]

Gottem!

[@brethaz]

his name isnt dough

[@stephenlozano7587]

ryder simp ik his name is Douglas but many people don’t know that so I just called him that.

[@veeehe]

@Stephen Lozano i know may be douglas but @Ryder Simp means Doug the short for of his name if his full name is douglas

[@AlphaBookZ]

Now I want it more

[@kingvette7485]

Me Too!

[@hoodhussler1226]

Alpha Books have fun with driving this junkyard

[@blewyd]

You guys can also just buy a bus ticket to the scrap yard. Lot cheaper than buying a car.

[@landoncallahan5040]

blewyd you have to like a hummer to buy a hummer this is my dream car

[@RadialNoah]

blewyd live and let live dude. Why be a dick to people?

[@harrylong2796]

Where do I download the soundbyte of Doug saying "HUMMER"

[@davidlundmark9359]

don't forget "H2"

[@deezworld2318]

"...the logic of airplane crash debris" is what killed me😲😳😱

[@edventures9884]

When I was younger I told myself I would by a yellow H2 Hummer.. it was my dream car back then, lol..

[@BankaiTousen]

a tank last me 7 days.......its a 32 gallon tank and 45 to fill it up from 1/4 a tank 55 almost on E....

[@bezveze2825]

EdVentures Yellow is the favorite color of people who want to be special and unique but they really aren't.

[@aaronkelley4037]

Embarrasing?!...These things were as popular as lambos growing up

[@bobbye7353]

I'm 33 and I think they look just as cool as I did when I was 16

[@aaronkelley4037]

@@bobbye7353 Somebody agrees with me lol

[@FuttBuckerByMutt]

He did say they’re the most embarrassing cars to drive today though. Not in the early 2000’s

[@ChickenboyOyOy]

@keith cunningham You're actually really fucking gay for that

[@ekwilliekpo667]

I still want one

[@utubeisCensorred]

"nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American people"

[@jtjaster3915]

USA USA USA

[@jtjaster3915]

@@Tom-pe3zf USA USA USA

[@allennemo4354]

Mencken

[@yp8292]

LMAO

[@TerrisaVenus]

I owned one and loved it so much. I cried when I traded it in for my Jeep Wrangler. I miss my Hummer.

[@guidancefromjah]

From one fake vehicle to the next eh... damn

[@jenma9377]

Those are my two favorite vehicles! Now that you have the Jeep Wrangler do you still love the Hummer more? Or both the same? 🙂

[@TerrisaVenus]

@@jenma9377 I was more attached to the Hummer but I enjoyed getting some aggressive tires and rims on my Jeep. Almost even but I say the Hummer had a slight edge.

[@tootnoots]

Probably ran out of gas a lot

[@brianshaggy]

Succ Lord my supercharged v8 only gets 8 mpg lol

[@brianshaggy]

adam patterson that made no sense

[@manegar9990]

adam patterson You are an idiot for making 5 year-old jokes and for not having an argument.

[@dylanfiorenza4061]

Succ Lord probrably turned into a douchebag

[@akbarbukhari]

not really , it has a large 32 gallen tank. so full tank you get about 370 miles. its just not effecient, but you can drive it for a long time because of the large tank size.

[@LocoMan123]

I still think a Prius with a bunch of bumper stickers is more embarrassing

[@jaymoar3561]

GolfCartBoi it’ll last you forever without breaking plus the gas mileage.

[@tomryan914]

Especially, 'I Make A Difference, I Teach' when I'm bangin' my teacher spouse 4 months a year!

[@jaydub6268]

Bernie stickers

[@wyvern4588]

Yeah "I heart my dog" "Obama" "gay rights" "LGBTQXYZ" "Darwin" "Flying Spaghetti monster". usually driven by douche-bag activist, privileged, Starbucks sucking white going 45MPH in the passing lane I drive my Chevy Bolt EV with a Jesus fish- that's all I need!

[@robk1310]

www.quickmeme.com/obama-prius

[@petertyliszczak3411]

“It’s the kind of lever a child would put on a Tonka truck if they brought it to real life” perfectly explains this entire vehicle and its owners.

[@capthook1]

Hear, hear!

[@raypurchase801]

Brian Griffin grew to love his borrowed Hummer.

[@dimitarpetkov5665]

ironically Doug kinda looks like the type of guy that would own one lol

[@Skank_and_Gutterboy]

No joke. On the test drive, as soon as I moved that shift lever, I would've said to the salesman, "What the fuck is this?! If the manufacturer is doing this right to your face, what kind of shenanigans are under that hood? That dashboard that was designed by a 7 year old ain't helping. I can already tell you that this is a big NO."

[@Skank_and_Gutterboy]

@@dimitarpetkov5665 Ouch!! Hahaha!!

[@movetorochestermn]

One of my neighbors as a kid, who was my dad’s friend had one of these in early 2000’s. He used to drive the absolute piss out of this, driving it everywhere and as kids, we loved riding in it because it was high up off the ground, you saw them in the movies and had a nice rumble to the exhaust. I remember he floored it every time he accelerated and had to get it serviced so many times. They also had a viper, old 60’s corvette and some other cool stuff. Ahh the mid 2000’s, pre-2008 were some wild times.

[@audeybarrera]

Vipers are the shit