The Humorous Quotes of Groucho Marx

Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx was an American comedian, actor, writer, and singer who performed in film, television, radio, stage, and vaudeville. He is generally considered to have been a master of quick wit and one of America's greatest comedians.
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[@allanbroadfield5121]

Not sure Groucho would approve of his jokes being told by a robot.

[@russellcampbell9198]

Yeah, it's not just what he said; it's was also how he said it.

[@blainemunro52]

@@russellcampbell9198 well put

[@flinch622]

Agreed - his delivery was its own genius, and I simply stopped watching this bilge about 15 seconds in: it was ruining my day. One of my favotrites: "I can see you now, bending over a hot stove... come to think of it, I can't see the stove". How Magaret Dumont stayed stoic in these moments I do not know.

[@TheRealDrJoey]

And yet, some of his stuff is so damn good that even this automaton can't wreck it. For one example that made me burst out laughing: "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

[@DaveDunning-st1hh]

They missed one of my favorites, " It's bad luck for 13 people to sit down to dinner, especially if the hostess only has 12 chops" - Groucho Marx

[@danhurst9048]

He actually said "If i held you any closer,i'd be you"

[@markwegner6821]

This review quoted the famous one. 'I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member', 3 times. It's the one I always used to quote, from Grouchy, to people. I was looking for a new one to add, but I'll stick with this one after this. Love Groucho.

[@davidbull5757]

Who chose the voice that could make even Grouch sound UNfunny?

[@martineaton425]

Used this line to resign from a lawn bowling club ..needless to say didn't go down very well

[@markroffe3967]

How hard can it possibly be to get a real person to read this?👎

[@martyjewell5683]

And with some freakin' feeling.

[@dawoool]

Interviewer: "What do you think of women's rights?" Groucho: "I like both sides of them." Interviewer: "What do you want people saying about you 100 years from now?" Groucho: "He sure looks good for his age!"

[@harrycasper762]

CHICO said the one at 3:13.

[@simontaylor2319]

He didn't write "I don't know which end of you I'm takling to"

[@darrenwalker2435]

What’s with the deadpan delivery and somber music?

[@alecbhatti8840]

What is the difference between a bottle AND a woman! 😜# 👠❣️😍 a bottle is First filled then 🍾 vice versa!

[@simontaylor2319]

This is like living in Pittsburgh, if you can call that living. News from the front, news from the front....why can;t we have news from the side

[@TonyWhite22351]

The fact that the likes per view ratio is slightly more than one percent is a good indication that by using a mono-syllabic cg voice you failed to impress many of those viewers !

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[@amptron1776]

@@inspiringmotivationofficial You should take it down until you do.

[@martyjewell5683]

Several of these are not exactly as spoken by Groucho. If yer gonna do a quote, do it right. As Groucho woulda said..."I think you have something there and I'll wait outside until you clean it up".

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[@amptron1776]

@@inspiringmotivationofficial In the meantime, how about taking down this mistake?

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