Jean baptiste with the quiet "it aint no black people" had me dead
@TheJeweledBird6 жыл бұрын
I fell out laughing.
@sparkly3tchr6 жыл бұрын
Shadow Kitsune sometimes his comments are sooo funny
@lizzfrmhon6 жыл бұрын
😂 When?
@LadyMass6 жыл бұрын
lizzfrmhon 3:05
@misshavisham32206 жыл бұрын
It's Jon Batiste . . .
@kortneyf.97286 жыл бұрын
“It ain’t no black people.” 😂 The side comments get me every time!
@carboncoloredconquistador12496 жыл бұрын
Bruhhhh!! 😂😂
@RazorSkinned866 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I spit my water out my nose when John said that. So, fkn true.
@sandytrunks6 жыл бұрын
HA! Heard that!! 3:04
@stevenmmape65616 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bahamut0086 жыл бұрын
Jon is fucking funny lmfaoo
@mattjensen20366 жыл бұрын
Jean Baptiste sliding in with the joke of the year.
@MuzerlinaV6 жыл бұрын
"It ain't no black people." 😂 Truth!
@oldpossum6 жыл бұрын
KellyAnne: "named, blamed and shamed" SC: "Her rage can't be tamed, she's completely inflamed, but she also looks drained, her forehead is veined, but either way: I'm entertained!" LOL!!
@BillehBobJoe6 жыл бұрын
🔥 Colbert spitting some 🔥 whats his rap name, MC Glasses?
@casper1919856 жыл бұрын
is veined even a word?
@carolynsmith91726 жыл бұрын
I think it was Kellyanne's Husband.
@casper1919856 жыл бұрын
how many veins do you have Paul?
@casper1919856 жыл бұрын
that is my business Paul.. how many do you have?
@jennyj00076 жыл бұрын
3:04 - That throwaway comment by John was spot on. 'There ain't no black people' - Funny and sad at the same time 😂
@TylerBaraby6 жыл бұрын
No shit.. it doesn't take a comedic genius to point that out. Nothing Jon has ever said has been funny, or anything but annoying.
@robertquick66906 жыл бұрын
Tyler Baby - triggered much.. ?
@illustrationism6 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh out loud. The timing was perfect, and coming from off-screen made it somehow funnier. He doesn't get many funny moments, but this one was great. Love that guy.
@illustrationism6 жыл бұрын
Keep it to yourself.
@TylerBaraby6 жыл бұрын
Robert Quick Annoyed* Sorry you can't read.
@shotjohnny6 жыл бұрын
"I'll take a test in a heart-beat... which I have once every 3 minutes... sometimes every 2 minutes if mother is wearing low-cut socks!" 😂😂😂
@toadjiang76266 жыл бұрын
Wasn't Trump accused by like 20 women, why is he still in office???
@mollylynne88486 жыл бұрын
I guess you don't know how hard it really is to impeach a president.
@tobiasjonsson64156 жыл бұрын
Toad Jiang becuase where in fecking loopy land and nothing makes sense
@SCI_WALKER6 жыл бұрын
Because Trump is anointed by God! or something.
@tmseh6 жыл бұрын
Ken Starr was too busy writting his book about Bill Clinton.
@brainflash16 жыл бұрын
Because conservatives don't care what you do as long as you give tax cuts to their corporate overlords.
@mallorycarll62806 жыл бұрын
"Vice President and man eagerly awaiting the Ides of March, Mike Pence." LMAO!! The entire monologue was killer, but this was fantastic. Drop that Julius Caesar reference! 😂
@geekdivaherself6 жыл бұрын
"President Trump, like Julius Caesar, you need to beware the Ides of March." "Ides of March? Who's he? And what does he have to do with that salad? You know I don't like salads, especially the messy ones... Never know what people can hide in the dressing!"
@victorhawkins34616 жыл бұрын
"Ain't no Black people..." You go, Jon!
@gillianfranklin45156 жыл бұрын
I laughed my ass off when I heard him say that.
@Eisaku26 жыл бұрын
I hate Jon with a passion.
@Suicidalgoingtokillmyself6 жыл бұрын
@@Eisaku2 Why because he is an talented musician with his own band and on a popular show !!!! Don't hate
@Eisaku26 жыл бұрын
No, he's a fine musician. It's whenever he opens his mouth and expels hot air NOT involved in the production of musical notes which makes me despise him. He's like every awful black guy in a movie theater all got wrapped into one.
@boondocksdragon89596 жыл бұрын
"It ain't no black people." 😂😂😂 I freaking love Jon!!
@mikagami696 жыл бұрын
People totally missed Jon's "Ain't no Black people!" That was hilarious!
@thomasbealy5336 жыл бұрын
looks like no one missed it.
@jimmyphillips36496 жыл бұрын
G. Andaluz no they didn't.
@ASMRyouVEGANyet6 жыл бұрын
It's all over the comments. No one missed it.
@n40tom6 жыл бұрын
I didn't miss it I just don't think it was relevant or funny in the least. Jon Batiste is the absolute worst thing on The Colbert Show. He gets on my nerves ungodly. The way he laughs off camera is so off-putting that it ruins some of Stevens best lines . I can't stomach the guy.
@delCorteh6 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo when the lie detector test drew Pence with a Pinocchio nose "that's an exclusive" This show has Archer level side comments 😂😂😂
@4daughterscreations6 жыл бұрын
Code name Duchess
@shinkingdadon96986 жыл бұрын
OMG John is crazy "Ain't no black people" 😂😂😂
@DavidHansson19786 жыл бұрын
I would'nt want to live in the us even if you paid me. I feel for the sane majority of your population. This should never have happened to you. You deserve better. My sympathies.
@bethe1926 жыл бұрын
now THATS a man. and a man with heart. Thank you. We're gonna be fine. Shout out from the great USA.
@user-pf5ur9wi2q6 жыл бұрын
Thank you! 🤦 Our apologies for how this is affecting the rest of the world...
@alexninjas20806 жыл бұрын
Thank you *wipes away tears we will be OK. Even supporters, most who still have brain stem functionality, are sick to their stomachs.
@imautopian6 жыл бұрын
We just laugh our asses off and know this too will pass. Thanks for your concern though. I worry most about the disabled,children,animals..that are/will surely suffer from all this insanity.
@nikkibeacth6 жыл бұрын
David H Thank you. But the sane is a minority here.
@Astrobrant26 жыл бұрын
I can take or leave most of Jon's side remarks, but this one cracked me up: "It ain't no black people." (3:04) Still chuckling about that one. Too bad the audience apparently didn't hear it. That would have been a (temporary) show-stopper.
@grenandie6 жыл бұрын
Astrobrant2 yeah! i was there for this show and i was surprised at how much we actually couldn’t hear. i rarely heard jon, unless if he was talking more than just a side remark. this definitely would’ve made us go NUTS
@DOORMANLIKE6 жыл бұрын
"It ain't no black people." Killed me 3:03
@dcrazypersiancat6 жыл бұрын
DOORMANLIKE see John Baptiste is getting better. Hehe
@rambam776 жыл бұрын
yup
@enchantinosis6 жыл бұрын
Attacking Trump with a book is unfair. It's like attacking the Amish on television.
@xx_amongus_xx69876 жыл бұрын
Your statement doesn't make much sense. Trump isnt black
@brianh67736 жыл бұрын
@@xx_amongus_xx6987, Pale flowers statement makes perfect sense if you weren't such an idiot you would understand.
@ShelleHolley6 жыл бұрын
I am inferring that Cameron J thinks African Americans don't read and that he is a trump supporter.... Enough said.
@xx_amongus_xx69876 жыл бұрын
Ding ding, we have a bright one here.
@robinholbrook65766 жыл бұрын
Cameron! I get it and it’s FUNNY! I MEAN PALE FACE! CAMERON: you’re out to lunch!
@TimeandMonotony6 жыл бұрын
"Man eagerly awaiting the Ides of March" 😂
@Orca199046 жыл бұрын
"Et tu, Pence?"
@cameronsipka33526 жыл бұрын
+
@clairduffy606 жыл бұрын
The man doth protest way too much.
@jorgeamadosoriaramirez89536 жыл бұрын
@@Orca19904 come on, as if Trump knew latin. Or Caesar.
@TimeandMonotony6 жыл бұрын
He barely knows English.
@abdi63816 жыл бұрын
“It ain’t no black people”😂😂😂💀💀
@FredMason36 жыл бұрын
Bruh, I'm screaming. LOL!!!
@Succubusisis6 жыл бұрын
4:20 too Batiste is on fire!
@roguedogx6 жыл бұрын
Well hes definitely right..... for SO many reasons.
@RohanWallace6 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂😂
@chrissycatwitch26 жыл бұрын
You can distract Trump with a squeaky toy.
@tobiasjonsson64156 жыл бұрын
Chrissy McCarthy or with keys/laser pointer/a ball of yarn/or hey look over there donald and he just walks of
@samiyaibrahim36666 жыл бұрын
Or a cartoon show
@g06796 жыл бұрын
Chrissy McCarthy ... One in his image.
@555goahead26 жыл бұрын
That's how he met Stormy .
@RIXRADvidz6 жыл бұрын
or a little plastic astronaut when he signs the Space Force directive.
@thelangel48426 жыл бұрын
"You didn't even write your own fake book" 😂😂😂
@couragekarnga87356 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate the way Stephen addresses every issue, even if there's a risk it may cause him his job. He's a man of honor, in my oppinion.
@seandknutson6 жыл бұрын
Didn't even write his own fake book! LOL
@NevadaBoss6 жыл бұрын
As a Great Leader named David Dennison once blurted..."you cannot trust someone who is anominous..amoninimous...especially here in the Unieshid Sates." Bigly wisdom, indeed.
@DavidJ2226 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the picture of Pence glaring at Trump. " Man eagerly awaiting the ides of March" 😂😄😂, That picture and quote deserves to be a meme.
@Gymnopediea6 жыл бұрын
Et tu, Pence?
@mandala3146 жыл бұрын
"President Pence" scares me though, he wants gay conversion mandatory therapy, he wants aurhority over every uterus, he'll kill marriage equality and he'll toss the separation of church and state. Many women will lose all reproductive health care. AIDS patients will lose medical care. He wants mandatory Christian school prayer.Still brutal on immigration. And so on. He would dangerously change the nation in ways Trump can't. He's a blessing and a curse. Just scary.
@Uturuncu6 жыл бұрын
David J I'm torn on if that's a glare or a 'fuck me' look and it's unsettling. Jigøku Shøjø Yeah. Trump's an incompetent boob but frankly Pence scares me a lot more because if he gets the office, he'll know better how to grease the wheels to get shit done. At least with the Cheeto his administration is actively on the defensive to stop him doing something TOO crazy.
@wgjung16 жыл бұрын
I don't think his name is Anonymous, the president said the guy's name is Aennonomus? Aynononshhh?... something like that.
@mrchanceryan6 жыл бұрын
juan gomez as if Trump would let anyone with such a diverse name into the white house though.
@proffezur6 жыл бұрын
I think is was "ImOnMyKnees"
@rickideleon35786 жыл бұрын
9
@geamase6 жыл бұрын
Menomerus?
@itswednesdayscrewironing75766 жыл бұрын
juan gomez you have the cutest lil birds
@ForwardPixels6 жыл бұрын
These last few Colbert's monologues have been really really funny. The writers are working hard, although there hasn't been a shortage of material.
@mlghelp2day6 жыл бұрын
I agree....LOL!😅
@papajonathans12296 жыл бұрын
psdstorm Yeah exactly thats why colbert isnt funny because he reads from a script and is annoying as hell
@bojan7056 жыл бұрын
The material basically writes itself. In some cases records. :D
@qewewewwewewewewwew63616 жыл бұрын
its always the same....365 days of trump
@socrappyicoulddie6 жыл бұрын
Shame they keep losing to Last Week Tonight at the Emmys; it's really not fair since they always have a week or more to put together a half hour show.
@maryhigginsy6 жыл бұрын
When Jon said “ain’t no black people” I DIED 😂👏🏽😂👏🏽😂
@mlghelp2day6 жыл бұрын
"Name, shamed and blamed, her rage cant be tamed, shes completely inflamed...but she also looked drained, and her forehead is veined. Her rage seems feigned...either way, I'm entertained". I wud like to hear that again wit some rapping music to go along wit it. LOL😅
@atemporal90816 жыл бұрын
'her rage seems feigned'
@mlghelp2day6 жыл бұрын
@@atemporal9081 Ah okay, thank u. I wasnt sure. I will edit and correct.
@66flamer6 жыл бұрын
okay, the White House owes me 2 years of babysitting money for putting up with this bizarre spectacle of middle schooler stuff.
@wrocklin6 жыл бұрын
This is amazing writing. An Emmy victory lap. Congrats. Well earned!
@sooph1e6 жыл бұрын
"Who wrote the note" .. Is this the White House or an episode of Jersey Shore? At this point, I cant even tell them apart..
@lucindawaugh39456 жыл бұрын
Me either 🤪😱🤣
@kansascityshuffle85266 жыл бұрын
The situation for chief of staff
@sooph1e6 жыл бұрын
@@kansascityshuffle8526 Weirdly, Id sleep better at night hahah And he knows a thing or 2 about grenades LMAO
@corbinstack6 жыл бұрын
If you admit to watching Jersey Shore, how can we be certain that you can comprehend politics?
@philipburt62826 жыл бұрын
The Hamburglar rope that note so is a side baby doll make sure you come don't get no more hamburger
@qwertyyxoxo6 жыл бұрын
OMG THE LIE DETECTOR TEST is a drawing of pence with a big nose. i cant im done
@KingOfMadCows6 жыл бұрын
Trump can't let it pass, just like the cheeseburgers he had last week.
@evilferris6 жыл бұрын
Melania’s Secret Service codename: ‘That Poor Woman’ 6:58
@greent166 жыл бұрын
evilferris The only reason she married trump was not to be one
@macsmith20136 жыл бұрын
I thought it was "Golddigging Visa Cheater".
@kmgreves6 жыл бұрын
nah it is the first porn star
@bensaewert29276 жыл бұрын
macsmith2013 ll
@sybillestahl86466 жыл бұрын
YoYO Semite Hmmm. Just an observation: evilferris has192 likes for the comment, you have none.
@NewMessage6 жыл бұрын
How's Donnie gonna write his own book if he keeps eating the paper though?
@shana22836 жыл бұрын
Damn it...where's my whiteout
@blu40856 жыл бұрын
Give him a box of crayons and he can draw on THE WALL! ;))
@shana22836 жыл бұрын
@@blu4085 Yeah, ok. All those pretty colors...u don't think he's gonna wanna know what they taste like?
@terr7776 жыл бұрын
Dictate, of course!
@blu40856 жыл бұрын
Shana H ..Play Doh? The non toxic stuff? He can ROLL letters between his YUGE fingers..:) There just HAS to be a safe form to get that book out on the market...for goodness sake!!
@NotImportant216 жыл бұрын
"It ain't no black people" 😂😂
@hermanhelmich6 жыл бұрын
That voice and look of Pence Slime oozing out of my tv
@azurebalmung45206 жыл бұрын
Of course he doesn't understand the importance of any of the bigger points. This is the guy that was shocked to find out how difficult it was to be President. I think it was John Oliver that pointed out that Trump likely thought that the 'ceremonial' duties of the President were the ONLY duties of the President, and got a rude awakening when he discovered that President wasn't just a title.
@azurebalmung45206 жыл бұрын
Given the books against him - first Fire and Fury, then Omarosa's, now Fear - I wonder at what point we'll be able to add the blanks for the Trump tweet about the next book against him: "The _______ book is _______ ________, totally _____ and _______, obviously ________ _________ by Dems, and the _____ ______ _______ against me, despite ________ for the _______ ______. So ______!"
@ryarod6 жыл бұрын
This is an underrated comment.
@TheKaiTetley6 жыл бұрын
The book should be titled Fear and Loathing in the White House.
@alexandergrate73676 жыл бұрын
I miss Hunter Thompson and John Stewart.
@oscarbear10436 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for America. A great nation is being torn apart when what it needs is to be be reunited. Capitalist Democracy may not be perfect but it allows for open debate which sometimes is positive sometimes divisive. Here in Australia politicians self interest and lobbyists power are circumventing the electorates desires for direction and stability. Hence the people have become so cynical that they mostly are prepared to vote for independents, who though well intentioned can be bullied by the parties in crucial matters. Sometimes I wonder if we are not heading for a revolution and installation of a “benevolent” dictator, God help us all.
@tommyt19716 жыл бұрын
Fear & Loathing in the UNITED STATES. Can you imagine if Hunter was still alive today? He’d be having schizoid embolisms every day!
@TonyLiam376 жыл бұрын
lmao Jon Batiste playing "Pinocchio" after the lie detection test 5:33
@Hlyblsms6 жыл бұрын
Oh, the irony . . . Mr. Orangy-Face wants OTHERS to take a LIE DETECTOR TEST!!!!!!!!!!
@JustWasted3HoursHere6 жыл бұрын
I'd give my left nut to have 5 minutes with Trump, asking him questions while being connected to one. On the other hand, Trump is such a seasoned liar he may be able to fool the machine, as lying comes as easily as taking a breath for him.
@johnball77856 жыл бұрын
old softie...good one
@mandala3146 жыл бұрын
@@JustWasted3HoursHere Narcissists pass lie detector tests because they genuinely believe in their own version of reality over anything else.
@JustWasted3HoursHere6 жыл бұрын
True, but they do have an effect _IF_ the person taking the lie detector believes it works. With Trump it wouldn't matter because he can lie so easily and with a straight face. It's second nature, like blinking or taking a breath.
@JustWasted3HoursHere6 жыл бұрын
Scary, but true, Jigøku Shøjø. This _Adam Ruins Everything_ short episode on the lie detector machine shows its foibles: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKqnfqJ9n7CphM0
@90socram246 жыл бұрын
an older conservative male you dont say
@ArtGirl826 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they ran that data thru a statistical analysis program, or just got Captain Obvious on the blower lol
@differentboy96976 жыл бұрын
Yup, that reduced the possible candidates to 20
@90socram246 жыл бұрын
out of 22
@camelsheit_on_the_walls4466 жыл бұрын
MALSA! - Make America Less Surreal Again!
@NewMessage6 жыл бұрын
They installed Pence's 'Heart Beat Emulation Unit'? Hm.. they must have bypassed it's on-board Moral Conflict Detection chip.
@hamzamahmood95656 жыл бұрын
The lie detector test killed me 😂😂😂
@MerrionGT66 жыл бұрын
Trump's new book will be titled "The Art of the Plea Deal"
@johnball77856 жыл бұрын
duncan jones...Written from sing sing.
@jamessmithe54906 жыл бұрын
That's very clever.
@brianmelendy98446 жыл бұрын
Written by a ghost writer, the guy can't even talk.
@FuzzyElf5 жыл бұрын
This is good. Are you on Twitter? There are more than a handful of Duncan Joneses.
@russmartin95495 жыл бұрын
That's badass! The fart from spiel written by by pie hole
@Xergecuz6 жыл бұрын
I bet that is going to be a coloring book.
@RIXRADvidz6 жыл бұрын
donnyDumpTrump's MAGA Cult Coloring Book, every page is Pence Plain White
@o.b.72176 жыл бұрын
Bad Xerge :"it's going to be a colouring book " ... Nah, it's gonna be a "Paint by Numbers" book, and all the numbers will be matched with the wrong colours. The paintings are gonna look like something from a colour blind Hieronymus Bosch.
@chriscarr0036 жыл бұрын
I love you Stephen!
@dowskivisionmagicaloracle85936 жыл бұрын
Were those rape jokes at the beginning? Stephen Colbert is a rape apologist and should be ashamed!
@azurebalmung45206 жыл бұрын
"You didn't even write your own fake book!" Keep in mind, Trump wanted to be sworn into office by placing his hand on Art of the Deal instead of the Bible.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24946 жыл бұрын
Please tell me you are joking - it's so hard to tell anymore!
@LordAaronus6 жыл бұрын
or that Forbes magazine
@Orca199046 жыл бұрын
Surprised Trump's hand didn't melt clean off when he touched the Holy Book...
@azurebalmung45206 жыл бұрын
I wish I was joking, believe me.
@tommyl.dayandtherunaways8206 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I don't think someone should be forced to be sworn in on the Bible or in any religious context, but still...that's typical Trump and I would not be surprised if that story were true hehe...
@wolframstahl12636 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the lazy 'lie detector explodes' joke that everyone make since the Simpsons did it (looking at you, Seth), but I'm glad they came up with something unexpected and awesome. The Late Show is just premium quality comedy!
@panchitolea6 жыл бұрын
the liar in the white house ordered his staff to find the liar in the white house!... :O
@russmartin95495 жыл бұрын
Tag mr president, it's one of ur many minions
@colinempey25566 жыл бұрын
"It ain't no black people" - Jon Batiste
@billytoth466 жыл бұрын
I came to the comments just to see someone point this out 😂😂😂 Jon kills me
@azurebalmung45206 жыл бұрын
"It's what we saved him from doing." I would think that "stopped him from doing" would be closer to truth. And given everything he's done since taking office, I'm trying to imagine what he was going to do and was stopped from doing that wasn't mentioned, because the idea that everything that's happened is only the stuff they 'couldn't stop' is very concerning.
@Cloud-zb8lw6 жыл бұрын
Trump wants to write a book and yet he keeps misspelling words on his Twitter account.
@RIXRADvidz6 жыл бұрын
donnyDumpTrump's Coloring Book for MAGA Cult members
@mosesknows20626 жыл бұрын
trump can't read, what makes you think he can write, lol...
@shana22836 жыл бұрын
Write a book? Yeah right, Trump can't even read a book, or a book title for that matter. Trump can't spell "book" without his eyes rolling back in his head, sounding it out and saying "um" a few times.
@shana22836 жыл бұрын
A book. Rotflmfao
@5pctLowBattery6 жыл бұрын
3:05 “it ain’t no black people”😂
@ComicPower6 жыл бұрын
Impeach him already.
@johnball77856 жыл бұрын
comic power...You'd have to hog tie him to get him out.Oops,I just gave Pence a woody!
@JoTracy6 жыл бұрын
Ronan Farrow is a hero. A national treasure
@johnball77856 жыл бұрын
jo tracy...and a cute gay boy too.Ruff!
@FoempThe6 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the Late Show's ridiculing of Les Moonves, especially when Stephen said some time ago about how Les Moonves was "his guy". It must have been difficult to denounce someone you care about, making it all the better of going through with it.
@weareallbornmad4106 жыл бұрын
When did he say that? I'm not doubting you, just curious about the circumstances - what does it mean exactly to be "his guy" in this context?
@FoempThe6 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/gHzEZqhsor1ja9Em13s
@elkeprobst7896 жыл бұрын
FoempThe - I felt like that with Cosby. Loved him growing up, and then......
@WanderingTaoist1016 жыл бұрын
Trump's lawyer is guilty. Trump's campaign adviser is guilty. Trump's campaign manager is guilty. Trump's other campaign manager is guilty. Trump's national security adviser his guilty. Trump is guilty.
@jolayneskoglund76156 жыл бұрын
Yep! 😏😄
@MarineButt6 жыл бұрын
This is an amazing poem.
@jeremymacdonald20736 жыл бұрын
D rump was not there. He was eating KFC at a clan rally.
@SantoshNair16 жыл бұрын
yea the truth always rhymes ;)
@greatscott6366 жыл бұрын
You are guilty
@roseliekane10606 жыл бұрын
Stephen, I love you! Thank you for helping me get through these past two years.
@Baritone456 жыл бұрын
The identity of the author is NOT the issue. It's the content of the editorial!
@mlghelp2day6 жыл бұрын
Dentures Drumpf write his "own real book"??!! He cant even SPELL or SPEAK right. "Amonimus" Lmfao🤣😅🤣😅
@Marny55806 жыл бұрын
What has he written without a 'ghostwriter'? Maybe his tweets are his novel of the century.
@Adrian_Nel6 жыл бұрын
Most people who aspire to writing a book get warmed up by reading a few. So, that real book is not gonna happen soon,but its gonna be GREATER than any other book ever written.
@mlghelp2day6 жыл бұрын
@Jason Collins LOL😅
@sixnow256 жыл бұрын
This is a bad dream we're just not waking up from
@Marny55806 жыл бұрын
At my age I want to live long enough to see that twit twisted toward total tuches toesdown.
@bitterpill94016 жыл бұрын
So he's obsessed with finding someone who wrote an anonymous article from a media source he doesn't trust, allegedly.
@tubularap6 жыл бұрын
The USA has a tough road ahead ... after The Hunted Witch has been put away, with his corrupt swamp. Because then it starts: Reconciling with the deplorables (1/3 of the population), to get them to join normal society again, will require major efforts on all levels, and much patience. Thanks Stephen and team for your great work in keeping us sane until that period comes.
@Buckskinstudios6 жыл бұрын
...and don't forget, while the head spokesman for the deplorables may no longer serve as president, he'll be alive and well and stirring the pot of racism just the same at rallies all over our country.
@rigombo56506 жыл бұрын
Ara
@tommyt19716 жыл бұрын
Should’ve shown the polygraph blowing up and catching fire!
@johnball77856 жыл бұрын
tommyt1971...Too funny.Can we reshoot the segment?
@kisubags4376 жыл бұрын
Why do these dudes always just drop trouse...like how many times did you think about it before you tried it the first time and did it work? Like did that become your go to move? Fuckin creeps
@ValerieJNorse6 жыл бұрын
I think that what someone said above is right: They don't really think it will get the woman to fall into their arms, they think it will evoke shock and discomfort and probably some fear, and that's what these jerks like.
@johnames64306 жыл бұрын
Why do you think it doesn't work for them? It does work but some of the women realize they can get paid and get back at the company for it. Some of them are willing.
@ValerieJNorse6 жыл бұрын
John Ames -- So in other words, you know nothing at all about women.
@johnames64306 жыл бұрын
I guess it only works if you're they guy from 50 Shades, everyone else is a rapist.
@dystopiadream6 жыл бұрын
”Man eagerly awaiting the ides of March” is the funniest yet
@SigmentKurosai6 жыл бұрын
Either Colbert's misplaced his razor, or he's decided, "It's about time I grow a 'getting too old for this sh*t beard'".
@JoakimFritz6 жыл бұрын
Another shoutout to the perfect delivery of "It ain't no black people" by Jon Batiste!
@johnball77856 жыл бұрын
joakimfritz...Trump's neo-nazi base won't allow them.Sorry,black folks.
@tallybee55896 жыл бұрын
Stephen you are the best at THIS
@Romanticoutlaw6 жыл бұрын
if there was ever a time to break out the Guy Fawkes masks, it's this presidency
@corbinstack6 жыл бұрын
Are you referring to the need to be anonymous? Or are you advocating for a terrorist plot?
@atlachanacha6 жыл бұрын
WHAT!? An older conservative male in a white house? Do people know about this?
@petergray27126 жыл бұрын
As opposed to the unhinged tweet addicted lunatic we keep hearing from?
@jimsvideos72016 жыл бұрын
His codename with the secret service is probably more like "Jabba" or something.
@thewonderlander13726 жыл бұрын
Jim's videos Imagine if it was orange
@lnsflare16 жыл бұрын
"Darth Jar Jar."
@Marny55806 жыл бұрын
Isn't it 'WackadoodleOrange'?
@overlydramaticpanda6 жыл бұрын
Please... Jabba was at least mildly intimidating...
@susanwade47966 жыл бұрын
👍🤣...Thank You Stephen Colbert, Your keeping me Sane amidst All of Trump's, & his Administration's Insanity! 👍😁Hugs to (You), (The 🎼Band-Stay Human), & (All your Hillarious✍- Writters)!
@corbinstack6 жыл бұрын
Please define the "insanity" of the administration. If you believe you need a distraction from something, then maybe you don't have a handle on reality.
@uainediabhal96894 жыл бұрын
"Once every two minutes if Mother is wearing low-cut socks." HILARIOUS
@Peorhum6 жыл бұрын
"It ain't no black people" Stephen seemed to have missed that one
@shana22836 жыл бұрын
Nah, that's synchronicity
@robertbogan2256 жыл бұрын
It wasn't funny. Jon is the worst part of the show.
@jackiefarrow76386 жыл бұрын
Robert Bogan Preach!
@o.b.72176 жыл бұрын
Peorhum Yeah, it's a shame, really. People always get angry when Jon laughs on the side line, but this joke was actually great. I wish Stephen would have recognized it, and then let Jon have the well-deserved applause for it.
@marc-andrelachapelle57076 жыл бұрын
@@robertbogan225 why it was not funny?
@dax94316 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA....Jon! "It ain't no black people! " ....of course not....in the White House?
@amymarshall-comperatore3816 жыл бұрын
Honestly when will that man child of a Pres. Step down from office? This has gone on more than long enough for us all to know he needs removed before he causes irreprible harm to our nation. I am sick of that oompa loompa stroking his own ego and having little to know understanding of how politics work and a country should run. For now he has imposed nepotism, lies, and too much focus on his social media to even have me believe he is capable of any real work.
@sirdeadlock6 жыл бұрын
He would have been seen as a civil rights hero if he'd refused to take office after losing the popular vote. "I want to be president, I know a lot of you want me to be president. I mean, technically I won. Hahaha. But I'm going to be the bigger man here and choose a different option. So thank you for all your support. You're beautiful people. The best people."
@centipede1676 жыл бұрын
Because people care more about what good he can do for America than what he does in his private life. Real morality, not the counterfeit PC morality, took a backseat long ago.
@Syogren6 жыл бұрын
He either has to be voted out or impeached. The man has too much pride to resign (even though he's rumored not to have wanted the job in the first place, and was only running for President as a publicity stunt, but then he accidentally appealed to too many racists and oops he's in the White House now).
@amymarshall-comperatore3816 жыл бұрын
His ego is too big to do the right thing hopefully there are enough good folks in elected office to get him out.
@centipede1676 жыл бұрын
No, the edgy anti-PC stance was publicity. It's more about the issues about the economy he highlighted. I think he, as a businessman, came into power to make things more habitable for his ventures. He's no saint, bust at least he doesn't pretend to be.
@egyptson94286 жыл бұрын
great.... i just spit coffee all over my clothes from laughing when he said "wiki sleuths"!! first time that's ever happened in my life. i played the "really, ahaaa, wiki sleuths part of this over and over. it was great.. reminds me of myself talking.. 👍 i have a meeting, but now i have to change...
@JosephWolfson6 жыл бұрын
4:00 *Pence:* Look at the ankles on that woman!
@NewMessage6 жыл бұрын
"You're gonna LOVE this wine!" "Clearly, *you* do, Les..."
@russellcampbell91986 жыл бұрын
Stephen and Jon - what a great team. And what is the difference between unnamed and anonymous sources? Sorry anomi....omonmi.... anomanou...You know what he meant even if he didn't.
@shashee00006 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean "amonimus"?
@rgwak6 жыл бұрын
I love you for that comment.
@manolotejeda82096 жыл бұрын
amonimushhhh
@chasetonga6 жыл бұрын
Do-do-dee-do-do Mena Mena.
@Lucius19586 жыл бұрын
Omnomnomush?
@johnkim41766 жыл бұрын
#DentureDonald strikes again!
@cisco86506 жыл бұрын
The hunt for amonumush? Sounds like hunting for some kind of cryptid, like big foot or chupacabra.
@diamondsmasher6 жыл бұрын
Knives the hunt for the ominous anonymous animus
@uainediabhal96895 жыл бұрын
"Low-cut socks"... we love you Stephen
@christallh246 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the audience truly got the Ides of March reference. Know your Roman history, people.
@Astral_thee_God6 жыл бұрын
Wait 3:05 John said, “It ain’t no black people,” and I’m cackling 😂
@sprusbdwrm6 жыл бұрын
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can stop me from doing to your country. 6:25
@Orca199046 жыл бұрын
Shows just how far we've fallen when that's actually a legitimate thing to consider.
@friendly18706 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@mortengrothe-krmmergaard79765 жыл бұрын
The Bob Woodward Smoke Detector. Absolutely brilliant.
@dsantamaria7136 жыл бұрын
Mother wearing low cut socks!!! I can't breath!!! bahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
@cachi-78786 жыл бұрын
Trump would certainly want to be ‘amomynous’ right now...
@LA-MJ6 жыл бұрын
This reminds me. "If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country."
@Marny55806 жыл бұрын
We knew what that slob was like well-before he became a candidate. The other presidents we found out about after they were elected ... I didn't know that Jefferson bedded at least one of his slaves and had multiple children with her. Oh, but that wasn't against the law back in them thar good ole daze, eh! I wonder if I was born and raised in those times if I would have still thought such behavior was wrong - especially if I was the wife of that president.
@ValerieJNorse6 жыл бұрын
Jefferson was a widower at the time. As for other people, if we'd been born in that time, we probably wouldn't have thought terribly much about it. My guess is that die-hard abolitionists would have been upset, but most of us, having been raised in that environment, would have thought, well, it's one of those weird Southern things, and hey, he doubled the size of the country, so we'll just look the other way. There is a possibility that they felt some real affection for each other -- the problem being, of course, that we'll never know if she ever just wanted to walk away, because she didn't have the option.
@MalrexMontresor6 жыл бұрын
Actually when Jefferson was envoy to France, they lived together over there along with Sally's brother James (who was Jefferson's chef). Because under French law at the time, slavery was illegal, so Sally had the option of remaining in France and gaining her freedom. However, she was pregnant with Jefferson's child at the time, and she agreed to return with him to America if he promised to free their children once they reached the age of 21. I'm not sure if there was a real affection, or if Sally wanted to avoid being a single mother in France without support (and never see her mother and siblings again), but she did technically choose to go back with him. Doesn't make it right. Disturbing fact, Sally Hemings was actually the younger half-sister of Jefferson's dead wife Martha. Jefferson sort of kept his promise to Sally, though his daughter Beverly was 24 before she was sent to live in the free North, followed by her sister Harriet. The two girls declared themselves as white and married in high society. His sons Madison and Eston were freed and married free women of color, and Eston changed his name to Eston Jefferson. All four were educated as children and even given violin lessons. Their son's would later fight in the Union army during the Civil War; where Madison's son Thomas was captured and died at the infamous Andersonville POW camp.
@ChristianHowell6 жыл бұрын
Les Moonves leaves in the midst of sexual assault allegations.. It may not be good for CBS but it's good for America...
@psychokitty4446 жыл бұрын
Masterful editing in that fake interview. Slap just a little bit of hall reverb on Stephen's voice and you're golden.
@elegantlyoutrageousrealtalk4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for all you have done. You are a saint. LOVE YOUR SHOW!
@NewMessage6 жыл бұрын
Has nobody just shown Donnie a picture of Guy Fawkes and said "Gott'im!"?
@tmseh6 жыл бұрын
Pokeman Go character? I heard they got him in the Press Room.
@Elephantstonica6 жыл бұрын
cecily boyd Gunpowder, treason and plot.
@sainjawoof35066 жыл бұрын
He'd have to know who Fawkes is 1st ...not much chance.
@NewMessage6 жыл бұрын
But when he googles 'Anonymous', he'll just get pictures of him, see?