the hypixel skyblock experience

i spent 45 minutes getting that two second clip of the pumpkin growing y'all better leave a like i swear to god
shoutout to / @yeah8410 for the thumbnail. i hereby decree that unlike the vast majority of you peasants, this person is not bald.
i referenced videogamedunkey in this video because he's my favorite youtuber but this video got a lot (2400%) more views than i expected and im not tryna look like a thief so go sub to him / videogamedunkey
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Music from filmmusic.io:
"Meatball Parade" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licence: CC BY (creativecommons...)
(and also the Minecraft song at the start was "Mice on Venus" by C418)

[@cark_irl]

i come back every few days to cry at the intro again

[@thatguyoverthere1224]

It just hits hard man

[@vinnzs]

Bow

[@knuckelz8923]

CAAAAARK

[@woeisme3018]

Hi femboy

[@slappa7402]

Nice thighs tho cark😳

[@k3tsunami]

"Ain't nobody cares about farming" A few months later: *"I almost didn't pick up my dad's medicine because of farming potatoes"*

[@heatherklee5548]

More like a year later

[@faetumn]

im an atheist, but when god sends me to hell, i want him to hesitate

[@zifferling4144]

XD yea

[@restore7187]

700th like

[@potatogaming7044]

True

[@ian-qo8fq]

technoblade: nobody cares about farming Technoblade in the potato war: S l a v e r y f o r f a r m i n g

[@trx90vito29]

ian oñate SHHHHH HE NEEDS COBBLESTONE

[@cheetahboy0127]

And Potatoes

[@Fizz-Q]

@@trx90vito29 and a 104M subs

[@betelgeuse4a]

@@trx90vito29 and *some milk*

[@Acdanix3]

Shjhhhjhhhhhhhh , he just need some millions of potatoes , is that too much?

[@Adrian-ze9ud]

The first 45 SECONDS of this video are better than anything the Minecraft movie trailer had.

[@dlonir2]

I will be son I am disappoint if the movie does not have somewhere “technoblade never dies”

[@franklinclinton3211]

we need a new minecraft movie but just skyblock.

[@annavalis3662]

​@@franklinclinton3211technoblade RIP😵😥😥

[@ALBDread79]

Real

[@Rockman6729]

@@dlonir2 the credits better say that while having c418 playing

[@doubleoof7907]

“Ain’t nobody care about farming” *laughs in potatoes*

[@ammarsalim1185]

Oh how little he knew

[@donovanmahan2901]

laughs in farming contest

[@nuulcoolpro]

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

[@doubleoof7907]

@@nuulcoolpro Yes I know but in Techno’s words “FREE CLOUT”

[@Amara_luvs_Evvie]

Techno is such a mood sometimes lol

[@EsaiGivens]

"one day we can look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we’ve come.” Rip Techno 🙏

[@Luanaeclipse]

How did he die?

[@raggedyshoes3656]

@@Luanaeclipse sadly, cancer.

[@wagin2357]

@@Luanaeclipse It's said that he died because of cancer

[@wagin2357]

@@Luanaeclipse I'm not sure if it's right.

[@karsid9258]

@@wagin2357 wdym u dont know he did die of cancer but he took it with him.

[@emeraldone530]

"Skyblock players are the nicest people" he said, mere weeks from starting a full fledged war...

[@weclyx_official]

ive actually seen that firsthand i was gonna buy 4 growth 5 books for like 40k and then they just gave it to me for free

[@iamtheboywonder]

Context?

[@purplewurmple6236]

@Green Man can confirm this, sister said she was nice even though she is the complete opposite

[@danielli6756]

@@purplewurmple6236 I got scammed so much i almost quit th egame

[@mcap_23]

L4M3 me too there was a person that stood there and just threw diamonds and emeralds at people

[@nathonn9334]

5:30 "merry Christmas young man" watching this on Christmas in tears, RIP technoblade

[@twforaghost]

Same brody😢

[@ieatdice-gy8vw]

Here on new years 💜 we're gonna have a 2025 that would make techno proud

[@Nom_nom_31415]

Happy to see that many people still to this day come back and watch his videos

[@mr_fahrenheight1728]

Technoblade: "Nobody cares about farming...: Also Technoblade: "I meticulously plotted the demise of a farming supervillian over the course of many a month, determined to farm more potatoes than him."

[@Winjago-]

uh, yes, PHILOSOPHY

[@scooble_]

Character development

[@unotheworm2995]

i don’t think that squid kid is the supervillain

[@mr_fahrenheight1728]

@@unotheworm2995 Technoblade said in his video that he was dealing with a potato supervillian

[@mr_fahrenheight1728]

@Calvin Kim bro, I just got chills...

[@kevinxu8742]

"you can't lose what you never had. but you can go into debt" wise words

[@xxg4m3r_dud3xx2]

This is true tho

[@GachaLifeGirl]

*Unlike his player.*

[@Deavb]

That intro never fails to pull at my heartstrings, and then make me smile afterward with the goofy jokes about high pixel sky block.

[@MasterKing-n9f]

Most painful yet beautiful thing to listen to.

[@Deavb]

@ exactly, exactly.

[@Nick-ji7ly]

It’s a tradition now to watch this video once in a while

[@vibrantdisaster9168]

Nick 420 me too

[@Matthew0640]

wow same

[@freshavocado7185]

Lmaooo same

[@mootwo_]

y’know I always hear people talking about how often they come back to this video, but I’ve usually gone towards the potato war and his skywars videos instead

[@krimsonbun]

ROBLOX SKYBLOCK IS EASIER TO PLAY

[@sweebow5288]

2:20 “ok ain’t nobody care about farming, fishing or cutting down trees” Oh boi was he wrong

[@refusion2664]

*Multi layed max pumpkin and sugar cane farms have entered the chat*

[@caspectre]

Oh, BOY WERE THEY WRONG!

[@jakeg2028]

Queenie odd1sout reference?

[@flintknocks]

Queenie good reference

[@pulse5215]

SpeedSilverr : haha foraging go brrr

[@tntdefina4686]

“Ain’t no one care about farming” Literally 2 months later:

[@wesselderksen5238]

We see you after the commercial

[@axetor3764]

Why is that so true?

[@jitteryj7565]

Arrow doesn't know yet.

[@axetor3764]

@@jitteryj7565 I was asking why that was so true, (like why was it so agreeable to?)

[@jitteryj7565]

@@axetor3764 omg I misread that. sry lol.

[@luisrogelio98]

The intro of this video is something so deep and amazing and probably the most touching speech Technoblade ever made. RIP King o7

[@Turn4theWorse]

I don’t think Techno ever meant for the opening monologue to be anything other than the setup to a joke, but it has become an emotional speech. A perfect encapsulation of techno

[@razzamatrazz34]

It’s beautifully allegorical of life for absolutely no reason

[@Turn4theWorse]

@@razzamatrazz34 for real

[@BenDover-zp7bu]

He had an english Major after all

[@Smerfshark]

5:24

[@chriscollinsmedia]

@@razzamatrazz34 Yup.

[@callmechriss_4367]

"There is no hunger in this game. Food literally doesn't matter." Proceeds to spend months farming potatoes.

[@themeg261]

Yes but no

[@dhirvyas2031]

Well yes, but actually no, becuase yes, but actually no, becuase yes but actually no, becuase yes, but actually no.

[@maybenotcameron3055]

@@dhirvyas2031 balls 😳🔫😂

[@blueforphilip4576]

Techno: you see, i was using an advanced technique there called LYING

[@Forstax]

the irony of life

[@veil1976]

“Oh wow it transferred my stats in real life!” Relatable

[@hailchan]

Ikr

[@matssp5437]

He says oh cool not oh wow

[@veil1976]

MrPersson Persson dude sorry I didn’t notice :c

[@veil1976]

reppohc ynot ynot yea it cracked me up real hard

[@matssp5437]

@@veil1976 what?

[@kadianderby1069]

0:33 technoblade is the best

[@KingsIslandNerd]

Gone too soon

[@dharmeshbhardwaj7506]

😢​@@KingsIslandNerd

[@slowyourrollpal]

Techno’s intro: *beautiful, artistic, innovative* Every essay I’ve written: The water is cold water, because it’s water that’s cold.

[@_SodaZ]

If i was your teacher i would give you full grade on ur essay if you made me Lmao myself :p

[@R3B1RTH452]

I’m too high to read

[@sashac4577]

The water is cold because the molecules aren't moving as mucb

[@zillanimu]

Mm yes this floor is made of floor

[@Leaftigger]

Mhm, if I wrote that my teachers will kill me

[@crystalcheese7666]

“Ain’t nobody care about farmin" literally farms potato's 11 hours a day 7 days a week for almost a year

[@Fay1a1fr]

The sad truth

[@clutchkick10]

So true

[@kianee313]

The truth

[@austinheinbuch8642]

Potatoes

[@timemerchant42]

bro ur the 800,000,000th person to make this joke (HOW IS IT STILL FUNNY LOL)

[@A-A-Ron114]

“Ain’t nobody care about farming...” Well that didn’t age well.

[@Version_Object]

_Aged like milk_

[@goomishyoda1675]

Copied:/

[@bruhstop8499]

@@goomishyoda1675 copied

[@linkifiedmusic4455]

Aged like spoiled milk!

[@Mythical4227]

@@goomishyoda1675 you copied the @bruh stop guy lol

[@Elementening]

"You have to treasure every dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there is no way to replace it." I cried

[@fooxy6980]

Techonblade: Why is everyone farming food literally doesn’t matter 5 months later: Farms 15 million potatoes (Edit) 1 year later: Farms 1/2 billion potatoes

[@lovincoke]

*techonblade*

[@yoak]

*T e c h o n b l a d e*

[@smixen]

T E C H N O N B L A D E

[@vndx_]

*T E C H O N B L A D E*

[@Funnydoc]

I mean. 15 million coins right?

[@tree5]

“Nobody cares about farming” His brain 5 months later: *POTATOES*

[@unexpected9674]

YES

[@Bizzarofella]

lol

[@swathingeagle4860]

Lol

[@ericwilliams5479]

Ikr

[@its_just_dark9363]

It was foreshadowing

[@Starvin_marvln]

2:20 food does not matter! Months later the man farmed 500 million potatoes

[@danielhughes6556]

2:20 "ain't no one care about farming" Truly this is a different era.

[@YourFaulty]

@@danielhughes6556 2:20* yours passes the quote

[@danielhughes6556]

@@YourFaulty Thanks

[@tree5]

potat

[@gachadoughnut5748]

I am the 1000 like I fell so ducking special

[@seanberens5522]

2:20 that quote aged like milk with the great potato war

[@beegobzzz2834]

That introduction hit me like a train and left me crying, wtf man.

[@fadingblizzard7524]

azalea toki are you good

[@gloog610]

nice guy soyboy

[@l6e6i6n]

@@gloog610 that coming from a guy with your username lol

[@calamari9469]

as soon as he said "well look back at where we started, and be amazed by how far weve come". i just cried

[@Dakodyyy]

@@gloog610 oh god an xqc fan

[@abhijit942]

“When does a man die? When he is hit by a bullet? No! When he suffers a disease? No! When he ate a soup made out of a poisonous mushroom? No! A man dies when he is forgotten. you will always be in our heart, Techno.

[@ItsInsah7]

beautiful one piece reference

[@plask7988]

lmao

[@crusadertwo239]

do we really have to ruin his comment section with this i wish we could we preserve it

[@Big_Pudim]

Hiriuliuk

[@eyeheart8774]

Beautiful

[@dabboyalex]

Me Watching other youtubers: lying on bed Me watching techno: where is my dictionary mom

[@victormanampiring8653]

The likes are gonna do a 180 and turn into 181

[@ikuuuya]

Jeez never seen techno like a comment before

[@trollalicious1238]

@@ikuuuya the only comments techno hearts are the ones that feed his inflated ego tbh

[@alec4747]

Hell yeah

[@NM-bd6bs]

@@trollalicious1238 Isn't that every KZbinr tbh?

[@I_am_SX]

I came here at 00:40 am, making this the first video I’ve watched in 2025. Rest in peace Techno, we will never forget u❤❤❤

[@societysociety5012]

Karen: "Video Games Cause Violence" Techno: *that intro*

[@Migixkem]

lol

[@Supdog-ed4ie]

421 likes lol

[@brody6901]

Edit it to Karen: “Video games cause violence”

[@zaczac5281]

4:08

[@KenhelExcallius]

Skyfactors, from 1 tree and 1 dirt block to an insane high tech place where you can auto farm the ender dragon, wither boss and other.

[@LandonQizilbash]

Him: makes skyblock poetic and meaningful Me writing poem: the bricks are red

[@maximeraldeee179]

Thats the english major taking over Technoblade, mate

[@finmueller7827]

They do be

[@wingedherohawks8549]

nono, english is his MINOR. party games 2 is his major.

[@brik3420]

the bricks are red i sleep in my bed i have a head

[@jecise]

Bricks are red,

[@pakwan_883]

*when some guy talking about a children's block game sounds better than all of your essays*

[@goose93]

"Wheat, wheat, wheat, wheat, wheat, wheeeeeeeeat"

[@pakwan_883]

@@goose93 beautiful

[@namedhuman6462]

To be fair he’s an english major

[@SauronLOTR]

"childrens"

[@rafaelcristiano4312]

@@namedhuman6462 nah he was a party games 1 major, English was his minor

[@Tekillyah]

You can't lose what you don't have... but you can go in debt. -Technoblade

[@fripipe9882]

Everyone is quoting "Ain't nobody care about farming" But nobody is paying attention to "Why are we all fighting over food, there's not even hunger in this game"

[@FrizellaTheBee]

Yes

[@dollophead926]

@William Lan its skyblock

[@earrapestudios9066]

nor “skyblock players are just the nicest people”

[@monke7566]

@@earrapestudios9066 nowadays they're just the worst thing ever

[@BananaWasTaken]

@@earrapestudios9066 I mean mashclash is

[@nopeoppeln]

Techno half a year ago: And one day, we’ll look back at where we started and be amazed, by how far we’ve come. Techno now: *T E C H N O P L A N E*

[@gamerbrosxd2472]

XD

[@HeckinLeBork]

The evolution of man

[@행복한댓글러]

350 likes We did it boys 349 is no more

[@zaidalsalaq8842]

Lmao tru

[@danettezayassantana4094]

Remember That Techno now Is TechoGreat , not TechnoLame... ok except for that wheat wheat part

[@fastvin1255]

Is nobody gonna point out that he just played an entire SkyBlock game just for the intro?

[@bribrarian]

I feel like techno is the type of person who wouldnt cheat, even if it’s only for his intro

[@xavien_818]

@@bribrarian I feel like he's the type of person to swim in an ocean for hours just so he could record his intro.

[@Dm3tX7zn]

I mean he literally said in the description that he waited 45mins for the pumpkin to grow and used it for 2secs lol he has so much commitment

[@fastvin1255]

Your right, I mean he didn’t upload for 3 months because he was farming potatoes

[@lmao5751]

“I think skyblock at its core, is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block. Because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have; as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava, and saplings, you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. And one day we'll look back on where we started and be amazed by how far we've come.”

[@Ruthles5games]

It has became a bit of a tradition to watch this video every once in a while for me

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

"You can't lose what you never had.... but you can go into debt" I feel this is going to be a meme one day

[@slab3568]

You heard them lads

[@carkmaker]

I said that to my mum and she chuckled

[@ineedabetterpfp2485]

Only if you force it enough! Get on with it, what am I paying you for?

[@ojingoh785]

Let’s start a petition.

[@nathanquoin]

@@ojingoh785 nah, lets start a meme.

[@LucaBozoL]

“Ain’t nobody care about farming-“ Also Technoblade: *farms half a billion potatoes in a year and maxes out farming level*

[@seohix]

@@boomba951 STFU alert

[@jaydenjoonlee]

@boomba STFU alert

[@boomba951]

Leethunder09 yep

[@jaydenjoonlee]

@Boomba can’t take a meme kid

[@boomba951]

Leethunder09 oh yeah I can play that card to I was joking

[@bendlee08]

“So basically you log into an island, cut down a tree, build a bridge, and then log into Wynncraft.” XD

[@Puggermelon]

Wynncraft

[@bendlee08]

Thanks! I changed it

[@gone6452]

Then farm 500 million potatoes

[@yoavtovel]

Yas.

[@nou1446]

300th like lol

[@TheRedCross-fl8cv]

"Oh great, it transferred my stats from real life" 3 years later, "I am become death, destroyer of worlds."

[@pigkat7716]

"Nobody cares about farming" - The man who spend a year farming potatoes to crush a college student's dreams.

[@teamlestric183]

He is/was a college student

[@theministoryteller]

What video is that?

[@kotaro1469]

@@theministoryteller the great potato war

[@arandomfireant4132]

HAHA 69TH LIKE FEELING GOOD

[@ishaanpradhan4997]

Remember when this game was simple and you didn’t have to have full necron and a Valkyrie to be cool

[@desigamez574]

"I think skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe, all you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have, as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava, and saplings, you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful, and one day we'll look back at where we started, and be amazed by how far we've come." - Technoblade the legend Thank you technoblade for giving every single one of us an amazing childhood. Alex may have died, but Technoblade never dies. RIP to a legend fly high 🕊

[@alexmccready6443]

thank you

[@cirracat]

I look at this everyday, its my homescreen. You need more likes, so more people can enjoy what I look at everyday. 👊😊

[@clutchkick10]

ENGLISH GO BRRRRRRRRR

[@religbombing894]

"so hypixel released a new version of it"

[@catlovesfire]

My Senior Quote

[@tornedron7552]

“as someone who went to college i know that you can’t lose what you never had, but you can go into debt” - technoblade 2019

[@klee5245]

I laughed so hard at that part xd.

[@GLGamingOfficial]

Suppoet me

[@LoliMaster_1919]

lol

[@jaimedawg8]

Debt is for casuals.

[@Dqrkist]

1k likes and 6 repleis?

[@PotatoWaffle33]

“one day we’ll look back at where we started, and be amazed by how far we’ve come..” -Technoblade

[@timezoneiiichickenisaveget9745]

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate that awesome intro “Food literally does not matter” If only he knew he would have grown up to have farmed over half a billion potatoes This is an anime plot twist right here

[@orangecitron4367]

Y e s

[@SenorSwirls]

Time Zone Now that’s character development

[@itsbageltime]

Haha yes he’s secretly irish

[@johnstevens3574]

When I heard that I was just about to comment what u did

[@bidoof7478]

Wanted to make sure someone commented this, scrolled down two comments and I found it

[@l1ghtning294]

Techno: "Why are we all fighting over food. There's no hunger in this game." Techno later: "The POTATO WAR."

[@drunktrunk8211]

tho its useful for hpb

[@aversilf]

The intro just proves that techno did actually pursue English in college

[@corvid_gremlin]

and that is exactly why he is one of my favorite youtubers, he is a wordsmith like me

[@carldalord]

@@corvid_gremlin ....

[@corvid_gremlin]

@@carldalord what

[@notscythe3488]

Or ur stupid

[@aversilf]

@@notscythe3488 ha ha ...ok

[@ItsLewthor]

I've watched this over a million times... and it hasn't disappointed once

[@ffreezzs]

“And one day, we’ll look back at where we started, and think about how far we’ve gotten.” Rest easy, Alex.

[@theunbeleivablegamingubg5563]

"And be amazed by how far we've come" is what he said, and notwhat you said, but close enough. Rest in peace Alex "Technoblade"

[@solberplaysrblx3292]

R.I.P Technoblade

[@urlameasl]

@VerrrryBerrryRR same 🥺

[@heckobo670]

RIP remember techno never dies, he’s always alive in our hearts

[@sharlottafalls]

this made me tear up

[@hamishgrindlay7358]

Techno just had the best quotes: "You can't lose what you didn't have but you can go into debt."

[@GreyJackJack]

Bee Swarm Simulator player caught in the wild

[@crafterrium8724]

Ofc you pick that one instead of the thought provoking monologue at the end

[@GreyJackJack]

@@crafterrium8724 Are you criticizing someone for picking one amazing quote over another?

[@crafterrium8724]

@@GreyJackJack tf are you asking me that for i feel like that was the whole purpose of my comment

[@GreyJackJack]

@@crafterrium8724 1: It's a rhetorical question, or in 2-brain-cell-ish, a question you ask that you don't actually want an answer for. 2: I used said question as a callout, because you were simply being a jerk to a stranger you know nothing about on a comment on a video about a block game. I know I, too, am blowing out of proportion a comment on a video about a block game, but I'm simply doing it to shut this moron with nothing better to do than make others feel bad up.

[@acorniscute926]

Technoblade: "aint nobody care about farming" Also Technoblade: *farms 500,000,000 potatos*

[@oreos4779]

It’s not that man tho ._.

[@teamlestric183]

@@kaelis8565 r/whoooosh

[@wheepylive9040]

@@kaelis8565 pro tip- if you're dumb enough to not understand a simple joke Just say the joke is bad

[@bunnybunbun2826]

@@oreos4779 its one of his goons

[@samuelkavicky7242]

@@teamlestric183 r/ihavereddit

[@thesaltiestanarchist]

"wait why are we fighting over food there's no hunger in this game" I'm not sure, you could ask Squid

[@irideae]

8:27 radiates the same energy as Techno slowly drowning on Dream SMP

[@Ashfer2]

Yup, same thing with the Raveger lol

[@flamingelmo1499]

@@Ashfer2 And now with Tommy trying to kill him lol This man's greatest power is going afk to get water

[@silverdandylmao]

​@@flamingelmo1499 only technoblade can take a break from drowning to drink some water xD

[@potato.pancake]

has it seriously already been three weeks since then holy shit -

[@sairaycat]

I've watched this so many times now, and every time I say to myself, "I'm only going to watch the intro" and every time I end up watching the whole thing.

[@wesleysmith8950]

Mood

[@personperson6516]

Same lol

[@orangecitron4367]

I try to stop at 'then you log into Wynn craft' Failed every time

[@dsi-films1264]

SAME xD ahha

[@Suticchi_]

i added 8 views to this

[@scmaster4889]

"I think SkyBlock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe; all you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure EVERY dirt block because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava, and saplings, you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. SkyBlock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and acheive something beautiful. And one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come." ―Technoblade 2019

[@iBot.]

I felt chills by the end

[@free2444]

this is the man who legitimately went on hiatus for like 3 months to farm potatoes on a video game

[@thedonker526]

ok you repeated what he said

[@weirdguy_xd]

Top 10 moments the bois cried

[@dimindew]

I can’t believe you literally just wrote down everything technoblade said in the beginning knowing fully well that we all watched the video

[@thatguyiscool6712]

bro that first part makes me tear up a little every time. Rest in peace Technoblade.

[@Yougotcaged102]

That intro was the 2nd most emotional thing I've ever heard from Technoblade, only rivaled by his rant about his baby not being able to comprehend theoretical physics

[@entername6625]

*2nd*

[@Yougotcaged102]

@@entername6625 Oops

[@Jequarius67]

that is the 2nd emotinal thing from me from everything i see besides from numer 1 gabe the dog

[@potsmoker6393]

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[@kelpdock8913]

im the real senate

[@hydroflask364]

For a man obsessed with killing orphans and anarchy he says some inspirational stuff sometimes-

[@gogyuwu7099]

He's a ex english major

[@beckaigu1610]

@@gogyuwu7099 English is only his minor

[@stafey7659]

@@beckaigu1610 party games is his major

[@spoonhead9763]

I like eating orphans

[@Hose_10]

@@spoonhead9763 cannibalism is too far isn’t it

[@mr.sandman3619]

"Ain't nobody care about farming" Said the potato king sitting in the potato throne in the potato kingdom

[@Bl4ck_m0ld]

P o t a t o

[@FelixtheBard]

That was made from potato minions and housing made out of potatoes and walls out of potatoes and a bridge to get there out of potatoes

[@Randomboi863]

@KillerTixus well he did both

[@summokatoca5592]

Techno: *intense sweating*

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

"All warfare is based on deception."

[@Kruntle]

Ended a speech with that opening quote once. It was the best speech I ever gave by far. Thanks Alex.

[@theseel2718]

"One day we look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come" -Technoblade Rest in peace, you will never be forgotten

[@omfu8556]

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES 💙

[@commenter621]

Ok

[@bmcpnp3956]

=_(+_+)

[@PerfectMachine]

[@xtacy05]

I can't be the only one rewatching this for the 15th time waiting for technos new vids

[@katepotate2799]

Isaiah Moore I’ve watched it like twice today

[@vibrantdisaster9168]

Lil

[@koarakuma5420]

I watch this to much

[@Hunter__f]

Yep

[@Cr4bbo]

@@katepotate2799 I discovered Technoblade's skyblock series a few days ago and I've already watched it like 3 times

[@Gameknight2169]

"You can't lose what you never had." "BUT YOU CAN GO INTO DEBT" -Technoblade, speaking from college experience

[@cam_bxtvh7262]

454 likes but no replies, let me change that

[@heilmodrhinnheimski]

You’re literally just repeating the exact joke he made.

[@heilmodrhinnheimski]

@@andre_224 OC rephrased it to make it sound like they made the joke. It’s just a worse retelling of the same joke.

[@olac3228]

@@andre_224 because most of nazi Germany had a genocide on Jewish people doesn’t make it good

[@nyom6378]

@@andre_224 nah mate they just messing with you, don't mind them

[@Avenue522]

I come back to this video every once in a while to hear his voice again, I can't believe it's already been 2 years since his passing

[@cassidystuidiot3071]

Technoblade: “farming doesn’t matter” Technoblade in 2020: *I take that back*

[@angadgrewal9324]

these comments are so repetitive

[@silverdandylmao]

take that back 500 million times xD

[@cassidystuidiot3071]

@@angadgrewal9324 ok? And?

[@angadgrewal9324]

@@cassidystuidiot3071 I used to like these type of comments a few months ago but now they are everywhere most of the top comments are these types of comments

[@cassidystuidiot3071]

@@angadgrewal9324 alright

[@SiobhanYmeow]

"You guys may kill me in two hits but I CAN KILL YOU IN ONE!" a very apt way of describing Terraria

[@koishiandhat159]

No it more like "you may kill me in one hit but you can never hit me"

[@Mari-ii8mn]

“You may kill me in one hit but i can kill u in 30”

[@yf21_septic50]

That is so true 200+ hours in Terraria btw

[@Anonymous-xb2yb]

nearly 400+ hours into terraria nerd

[@SiobhanYmeow]

@@Anonymous-xb2yb chill its not a competition

[@canye4293]

This comment section in a nutshell: “Ain’t nobody care about farming” Bottom text

[@shritan0]

bottom text

[@dragonsaway9710]

I don't see any bottom text?

[@Habzo421]

@@dragonsaway9710 E

[@semelatifofalism5833]

@vitenskapsbilla ! *E*

[@whale_cordulik6485]

Da

[@PixelBandit66]

The way the alcohol levitated to my hand at the intro

[@Shadow-Draws]

that intro is real proof that he is an English major

[@duckii7995]

True lol-

[@MochiLover33]

It’s so heart warming

[@eightyplayz6269]

Yeah you're right

[@giakohi1239]

true

[@wonder3761]

7:28 Objective: Craft a wood pickaxe Techno: *one shotting diamond zombies and mining diamond blocks*

[@isolehma2552]

The task just was too hard

[@Quinchist]

Agreed ^

[@gbnp5579]

My objective is craft workbench, so...

[@abdullahlaith2629]

AnimaLover _ Lol Techno is op

[@thisisargus7188]

Technoblade: _"And then one day, you'll look back to where you started"_ Meanwhile, Felix and Ken: *"COBBLESTONE GENERATOR SPEEDRUNNING!"*

[@disq-disquietude]

"that one day, you'll look back at where you started, and be amazed at how far you've come."

[@jamesfullecido9760]

Felix and ken:soo ummm..we built 5 cobblestone generators now

[@Stormy-qw9wr]

Yang Pan we’ll we and we’ve*

[@Fizz-Q]

Buttgorfeojok

[@smolpeepee245]

@@CC-hx8gj no, his ass is broken

[@TheMankid]

I hope you guys know, it feels like I watched this video not so long ago, then I realize how long it has been, and now I realize how much I’ve grown.

[@camilla47264]

The intro is the core memory that shows how inspirational he truly is/was.

[@Queen_Elizabeth249]

i actually didnt cried, why? beacuse i know that he doesnt want to see us crying, he was born to make us laugh.

[@azazelp5313]

@@Queen_Elizabeth249 L you

[@Queen_Elizabeth249]

@@azazelp5313 L you

[@nemilu]

@@azazelp5313 what

[@awbiral9654]

@@azazelp5313 L for legendary

[@bitterlyunreliable]

intro in a nutshell: when techno uses 10% of his english knowledge

[@mayaaq]

0.1%**

[@fennecflew]

I'm only using ten percent of my power

[@fortbrort3545]

This intro hits harder than it ever has before. “No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges, and achieve something beautiful, that one day, we’ll look back at where we’ve started, and be amazed, by how far we’ve come.”

[@neonotterpop2528]

man.....

[@Bacardi_Jimmy]

I feel so sad that a KZbinr I made so many jokes about passed, I watched this one video, and I feel like I knew him my whole life. May he rest in peace.

[@Prestoboy]

i watched that part of the video too many times just now and it just keeps getting more sad

[@ChristinaMartinson]

Definitely got me emotional…

[@reich4858]

Remembering watching just some Minecraft pretty good pvper commentating about going through college I never could’ve imagined what he’s done and how much I’ve changed and seeing the video after not seeing him for years I thought it had to be a joke and I didn’t even really believe it. This stuff is all temporary, money is just numbers. Spend more time with people and be present

[@n.DinnerPlate]

The intro just fully woke me up at 3:08 a.m

[@EternallyDoomed]

“Oh cool , it transferred my stats from real life” Intelligence: 0 Me: impossible Edit: welp, I had forgot about this comment, dang it blew up Edit 2: I just heard…It’s really hard to believe he died…God bless him and his family

[@WinterFlare]

Untouched rat yes because his intelligence transfers into strength in the moment, that’s why he beats people with less armor than them

[@allison8569]

Like intelecence 999999999999 strength 999999999999 defense 2

[@Antho20000]

I read this as he said that line

[@user-dh8oi2mk4f]

Rat simp tier3 sub he doesn’t beat them with his fists, he beats them with his sun tzu tactics

[@dvot0075]

I just realized that techno made a skyblock world, basically beat it, For an intro.

[@Beephobic1013]

sometimes I worry about this mans mental health, then I realize I do the same things

[@casuals.3.19]

He spent 45 minutes just for a clip of a pumpkin to grow

[@akshobhyavarma]

That's what a good youtuber would do for his fans

[@suspicioustofu2328]

To be fair, it's one of the most well-done and awesome (not to mention, wholesome) intro we've ever seen

[@QuadrupleABattery]

He also probably lost a piece of grass on purpose

[@lunafox45]

Techno then: “Ain’t nobody care about farming” Techno now: *spending hundreds of millions of dollars on boosting farming states to farm potatoes*

[@theshnock4742]

Idaho

[@vakqdev]

Well that one didnt age quite so well...

[@ladder3257]

@@theshnock4742 facts

[@Vino976]

Hmmm?

[@Ok-dj3pc]

The thing that is weird is that I read this comment the same time the video was on that part

[@ソックマン]

From 0:01 to 0:45 is one of the greatest intros I’ve ever heard

[@ItsyourboyPJ]

Looking back at this now, its like listening to an old friend. Its sad to see him gone now, who said pigs never flied... Fly high buddy, fly high. ❤❤🙏

[@LukiePookie292]

I’m holding back tears rn

[@LukiePookie292]

Greatest KZbinr I’ve ever seen

[@stephaniecourteoreille5972]

I just watched the video his father uplaoded on the channel, Hearing his voice is kind of surreal and I don't doubt that i'm in some form of shock Cancer is horrible, he didn't deserve this. I hope everyone's okay ♥

[@nikolasbech5004]

Great Man

[@RED-xn1mh]

@@LukiePookie292 I’m not holding mine back too well

[@Asp_N]

Techno: food doesn’t matter in skyblock Also techno: has a war over potatoes

[@KitTheAnkafolk]

Sounds like the Irish

[@fizzle._12]

The war isn’t just for potatoes, it is a war over personal glory.

[@FelixtheBard]

Potatoes aren't food they're holy grains

[@amyandroliakos7860]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@P.WPlays]

lol

[@ChardogNation]

I think skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource managment. you spawn in a tiny island in an empty universe, all you have is a tree, some supplies and some dirt to stand on. you have to treasure every dirt block because if one falls into the void theres no way to replace it. and as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect, with nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. skyblock teaches us that how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. and one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come. so hypixel recently released their own unique take in the skyblock genre. so basically, you spawn on your own island, you cut down a tree, you bridge over to the other island, and then you log into wynncraft. in a nutshell, hypixel skyblock is exactly like regular skyblock, the only minor difference being that instead of carefully using your minimum itens you immediately get access to a seperate multiplayer world with an infinite amount of every conceivable resource and then you spend all your time in that world, instead of in the sky. but besides that, CLASSIC skyblock. oh cool, it transfered my stats from real life! WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEEEEAT WHEEEEEEE- hey, hey! stop taking my wheat! oh my god no- no- the nons. they've taken all the wheat! we're gonna have a famine! wait. why are we fighting over food there's no hunger in this game. food- food literally does not matter. what are we doing with our lives. a little pro-tip here, if you put your coins in the bank you can get 2% interest on your coins, at the end of every minecraft season, which is a very useful unit measurement, because i know exactly how long a minecraft season is in real life. oh good theres some more info here- a minecraft season is 93 minecraft days. thank you hypixel, very cool. we got my boy jacob here, he mines cobblestone for me all day i- i dont pay him and he also has no rights. "but technoblade doesnt that kinda sound like"- shhhhh. i need cobblestone. okay, look. ain't nobody care about farming, fishing or cutting down trees: lets go get some diamonds. bump-pa-rum bum-bump-pam-pam-rum-bump~ wait a minute. this is just a prison server. the blacksmith said he'd do me a favor and reforge one of my items for only ten coal, aand he put negative five intelligence on it. thank you hypixel, very cool. it's alright, as someone that went to college i know that you can't lose what you never had... but you can go into debt. after arduous five minutes of mining i finally made it here. the deep caverns, the final challenge in mining. there's six floors in the deep caverns, each floor containing more valuable ores than the last. but each floor is in turn guarded by even more powerful monsters. but i mean, that's just some like blue zombie i've got like full iron armor so i don't see how i could possibly- THEYCANSHOOTLASERBEAMSOUTOFTHEIRFACE- thank you hypixel. finally, the pigmens den. at last, i found my people. pigmen don't attack you unless you attack them first so we should be safe to mine redston- oh my god WHY- WHY WHAT IS- WHAT IS THAT- WHY DOES HE HAVE FIRE MAGIC- i don't like this game. look if i'm gonna get immediatly obliterated by magic monsters i ain't gonna die mining redstone, i'm gonna die mining DIAMONDS, let's go further. don't mind me... i am a pig like you- NONONONONONO- NONONONONO- NOPE- OH GOD THEY CASTED THE MAGIC- NONONONONONONONONONONO- no- oh. okay. we're- we're at the slime hill. we've gone past their territory, they can't- well that can attack us. a bunch of idiot slimes, think they can- okay i'm going the other way actually. where- where's the stairs down- come- OW. just gonna- AAA- nope. nope. we're gonna mind our own business and go on this direction. where is- where is the stairs down at- where they at. it was this moment that technoblade knew, he messed up. AAA- oh. here we go, so long, losers! i know what you're thinking, "diamonds, we did it!" wrong. we can go further. there's even better stuff yet. where is it- where they- nope. nope. no thanks. where are the stairs down- that's the stairs back up, that's the opposite of what i want. nop- NO- when the game first came out they'd make you do a walk of shame every time you died. back to the hub island, run past the blacksmith, into the coal mines, warp to the goldmine, walk through the goldmine, get to the deep caverns, walk down to the lift operator- oh, we're finally here. SON OF A- thank you hypixel. that's it. i'm tired of getting obliterated by every monster in one hit. it's time for an UPGRADE. you don't even want to know how many zombies died to get this armor. not even that many, i got three of the four pieces from other people. i was on nicked, okay? it wasn't even because i was an youtuber, skyblock players are just the nicest people on the planet - and i got three repeat pieces anyway so it didn't even matter but i got to pay it foward at least. come back-- i'm trying to give you free stuff! i'm trying- you only need one more- oh- take- take- there you go! merry christmas young man. aww look at him. he's a beautiful boy. i- i was- oh- he dropped hes sword- i gotchu fam- i went to give him items and i ended up robbing him by accident- oh- here he is- trade. and- i'm gonna die. i'm dying for my good deeds, this is what i deserve. this is what i get for being a nice person. and- i live! half a heart! the spirit of christmas protects me! i put it on this armor, my health and defence increase by 50%, but it's not enough. prot 4, prot 4, prot 4, prot... 5?? wait what. with this much armor i'd like to see a zombie even try to hurt me!- thank you hypixel. i guess dying in 2 hits is better than dying in one hit. nope- nope- nope- is this it? is this- YES. yes we found it, the staircase to the bottom floor, we did it! yes! and now the zombies are enchanted- but we can get diamond blocks! yes! UUP- almost went back to get in one hit kiled again- i don't like this at all. MUST- TAKE AS MANY DIAMOND BLOCKS AS POSSIBLE BEFORE I DIE! i just- i just want the diamond blocks- THEY'RE EVERYWHERE WHAT IS THIS. you know what, i'm tired of getting rekt by diamond zombies and skeletons okay? i want to fight back. but if we're gonna do it, we're gonna need the right tools for the job. do i hear level 50 enchant? i know what you're thinking, "level 50 enchant? but you can only go up to 30"- wrong. welcome to skyblock. ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. it's not even that strong of a sword. alright, we threw that sword away and we got one that wasn't garbage, let's do this. you know, some people say, "what is dead may never die." but those guys are a bunch of IDIOTS. die, die, die! ha-ha-ha! you clowns still think you can still think you can face me? you guys might kill me in two hits, but i can kill you in one! finally. after killing thousands of the diamond undead,- oh my god i actually got it! i finally gathered all the pieces, i finally assembled the miner set. "worn underground, the miner set gives almost three times as much defense as diamond armor, and when it's not worn underground, it's like completly worthless. but i mean, it's SKYBLOCK. where else are we gonna be? the SKY? didn't think so. let's get this armor on. oh-ho-ho. yes, that's what i like to see. i'd like to see those diamond zombies do damage to me now- AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED. there's only one way to solve this. MORE LEVEL 50 ENCHANTS. GROW, GROW, GROW- y'all messed up now, oh-ho-ho-ho. it's not enough. TO THE BLACKSMITH. yes. gimme that, thank you. hey guys, it's me, i'm back! no hard feelings about the whole genocide earlier right? yeah, we're good. i'm gonna go afk here and get a glass of water you got- you guys don't bully me or anything. back, with the water. oh. all those guys left. oh well. you know this isn't satisfying ebough. you need to automate it. one skeleton minion, two skeleton minions, three skeleton minions, four skeleton minions! get the water all set up... then one last one here... deploy the skeleton minions.. why is there ice there. there's not supposed to be ice. nope. no, my plans! out of here. and now i escape, before any of that happens... ha-ha-ha. as days go by, i continue killing skeletons. i kill them, i wait, and then i kill them again. i don't leave my island anymore. i don't go in any adventures. i just wait, and then i kill skeletons. is this really what i wanted to do with my life? stare at my monitor until meaningless numbers increase? am i enjoying this? when i first made this grinder i thought that i was trapping skeletons, but now i realize. i was only trapping myself. OH HEY LEVEL 50!

[@tryhardpenguin9636]

Chardog why did you do this

[@ChardogNation]

Tryhard Penguin because I’d like to share this with you

[@tryhardpenguin9636]

Chardog how long did this take lol

[@KatTheRat]

BRO THIS MADLAD WROTE THE WHOLE VID LYRICS

[@huidihu7498]

Tryhard Penguin this is what it takes to make a 10 minutes video 0-0

[@StarlightMaster257]

1:22 this killed me Techno : oh nice 0 Intel just like IRL IRL : 1400000000000 IQ legit

[@alexisarellano3515]

“I think skyblock at it’s core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. You only have a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block because if one falls into the void there’s no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. Then one day we’ll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we’ve come.” - Technoblade Well said Techno. Well said.

[@pengine6096]

Technoblade - "Art of KZbin"

[@ryan1696]

ENGLISH MAJOR INTENSIFIES

[@dnasu]

So Hypixel recently released their own unique take on the skyblock genre. So basically you spawn on your own island, you cut down the tree, you bridge over to the other island and then you log into Wynncraft.

[@koi7022]

OwO

[@AClimbingGuy]

r/technicallythetruth

[@angeloid_]

techno's wording makes my college essays look like they were written by a preschooler

[@renelwhitton6931]

He is a English major

[@yodelgoats790]

"thank you hypixel very cool"

[@nathant.6441]

Hey, Hey! Stop taking my wheat!

[@Spectralyzed]

"Wheat wheat wheat wheat wheeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaat"

[@dsrudolph7881]

true

[@didgeridooo]

"food literally doesn't matter" said the man who spent months farming potatoes

[@HexSaber]

It’s so true tho

[@S310-n8e]

Ain’t no body cares about farming

[@sugarcigarette7585]

I might do that but with flowers if i ever get it for myself

[@brendanboz7569]

2:19 *we’ve been lied to*

[@eeveethingys4576]

He didn’t do it for the food he did it for books

[@MasterKing-n9f]

"And one day we'll look back at where we started... And be amazed at how far we've come." Is still the most nostalgic line ever.

[@EssentialBee]

‘No one cares about farming’ Technoblade 2019 ‘Farming is my life now’ -Technoblade 2020

[@dragnas_arrendor7804]

In a year worth of time, he won a battle he shouldn't have cared about.

[@toxrau7654]

"One day we'll look back at where we started and be amazed." Technoblade will always be alive in our memories. RIP Legend.

[@coleanthony5472]

Lol loser

[@FruityisFruity]

Agreed, he is probably on god’s throne laughing at us crying saying, “Look at these babies!”

[@TheMaskOfZack]

He’ll remain in our hearts as well

[@someonerandom1090]

I hope we wont ever forget him

[@CrimZonOnYT]

I had no idea technoblade's death would affect me the much because I feel like an asshole saying this but i can't care about every dead person in the world I would just be crying all the time. Ya know what I mean like you aren't just sitting there, having a good time, and out of nowhere you're depressed because you know somebody in the world just died. Technoblade dying hit me harder than I expected though. I really genuinely liked him as a person and I loved his content and he really inspired me to be funnier like him, and better at Minecraft, and to be a KZbinr. I was looking forward to his recovery. This is really deeply disappointing and saddening.

[@flame5965]

The English major finally paid off with that intro

[@finfiorflowerfinders3032]

^^This^^

[@idontknowstudios6878]

I actually cried

[@PlatinumPetal101]

No joke, that was deep.

[@hoi808]

I cried too ngl

[@huwusys]

Kriptionite every English professor ever

[@david.armstrong]

THIS is the Minecraft movie we wanted

[@EEYM]

The entire video, in 3 words: “Thank you, Hypixel.”

[@anxientdesu]

very cool

[@pjatm_]

“Thank you, dark souls.” “WHEEEEEAAAAT”

[@nickandcoley165]

More like sadness

[@PaulitoK]

"Wynncraft but newer"

[@cs889201a]

669th like hahaha

[@EndlessChaosWasTaken]

"Oh cool, they transfered my stats from real life" Defense: 0 Strength: 0 Intelligence: 0

[@rustybolt_]

😂

[@nidasarts981]

😂

[@Noone-nz9qc]

Lol

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

Hey how'd you do that

[@AsYoungToung2AC]

@@GlorifiedGremlin just go to the tecnoblade's twitch chat and follow if he's live streaming bro

[@SolomonJun]

Is no one gonna talk about how beautiful that intro was

[@kinidasgupta161]

FRRRR

[@sunnyzed4153]

I will!

[@sharlivee]

His voice is perfect for it too

[@Elijah-um8ve]

Clxcks, it was the English major.

[@AshvinVinodKaimal]

Felt like the Minecraft version of serious Dunkey

[@ScaramochiComeHome]

"food litterally does not matter...what are we doing with our lives" proceeds to farm 500 million potatoes

[@DuongTran-yc9nn]

Techno:people have life’s?

[@meatballg8655]

"why are we fighting over food this literally does not matter" the beauty of hindsight is how it reveals our innocence

[@coolest_man]

*quickly remembers potato war*

[@dream_walker9726]

I’m gonna use that from now on 🤣