i come back every few days to cry at the intro again
@thatguyoverthere12244 жыл бұрын
It just hits hard man
@vinnzs4 жыл бұрын
Bow
@knuckelz89234 жыл бұрын
CAAAAARK
@woeisme30184 жыл бұрын
Hi femboy
@slappa74024 жыл бұрын
Nice thighs tho cark😳
@k3tsunami4 жыл бұрын
"Ain't nobody cares about farming" A few months later: *"I almost didn't pick up my dad's medicine because of farming potatoes"*
@heatherklee55484 жыл бұрын
More like a year later
@faetumn4 жыл бұрын
im an atheist, but when god sends me to hell, i want him to hesitate
@zifferling41444 жыл бұрын
XD yea
@restore71874 жыл бұрын
700th like
@potatogaming70444 жыл бұрын
True
@EsaiGivens2 жыл бұрын
"one day we can look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we’ve come.” Rip Techno 🙏
@vxmpanimatesthings2 жыл бұрын
How did he die?
@raggedyshoes36562 жыл бұрын
@@vxmpanimatesthings sadly, cancer.
@wagin23572 жыл бұрын
@@vxmpanimatesthings It's said that he died because of cancer
@wagin23572 жыл бұрын
@@vxmpanimatesthings I'm not sure if it's right.
@karsid92582 жыл бұрын
@@wagin2357 wdym u dont know he did die of cancer but he took it with him.
@Adrian-ze9ud3 ай бұрын
The first 45 SECONDS of this video are better than anything the Minecraft movie trailer had.
@dlonir22 ай бұрын
I will be son I am disappoint if the movie does not have somewhere “technoblade never dies”
@ian-qo8fq5 жыл бұрын
technoblade: nobody cares about farming Technoblade in the potato war: S l a v e r y f o r f a r m i n g
@trx90vito295 жыл бұрын
ian oñate SHHHHH HE NEEDS COBBLESTONE
@cheetahboy01275 жыл бұрын
And Potatoes
@Fizz-Q5 жыл бұрын
@@trx90vito29 and a 104M subs
@betelgeuse4a4 жыл бұрын
@@trx90vito29 and *some milk*
@Acdanix34 жыл бұрын
Shjhhhjhhhhhhhh , he just need some millions of potatoes , is that too much?
@emeraldone5304 жыл бұрын
"Skyblock players are the nicest people" he said, mere weeks from starting a full fledged war...
@maru93-c1x4 жыл бұрын
@Katelyn Wu Yes. Those who say they are nicest aren't the nicest
@weclyx_official4 жыл бұрын
ive actually seen that firsthand i was gonna buy 4 growth 5 books for like 40k and then they just gave it to me for free
@iamtheboywonder4 жыл бұрын
Context?
@purplewurmple62364 жыл бұрын
@@maru93-c1x can confirm this, sister said she was nice even though she is the complete opposite
@danielli67564 жыл бұрын
@@purplewurmple6236 I got scammed so much i almost quit th egame
@Sen-ki-4 ай бұрын
Now that I think about it Technoblade really made full use of his English major to make this intro 😂 What a legend he was
@ElizabethGrecu-wj1pz4 ай бұрын
Come back
@k3yr0w.924 ай бұрын
idk if this is just me, but as my interests have evolved everytime i think of him it reminds me of the black parade by my chemical romanfe
@Isaacofkill274 ай бұрын
When you hear that song that makes you relive the pass then come back to hear one of the hardest techno quotes..
@Rahoi-u4y4 ай бұрын
Critical flaw, he still is
@Deavb2 ай бұрын
Indeed😅
@mr_fahrenheight17284 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: "Nobody cares about farming...: Also Technoblade: "I meticulously plotted the demise of a farming supervillian over the course of many a month, determined to farm more potatoes than him."
@Winjago-4 жыл бұрын
uh, yes, PHILOSOPHY
@scooble_4 жыл бұрын
Character development
@unotheworm29954 жыл бұрын
i don’t think that squid kid is the supervillain
@mr_fahrenheight17284 жыл бұрын
@@unotheworm2995 Technoblade said in his video that he was dealing with a potato supervillian
@mr_fahrenheight17284 жыл бұрын
@Calvin Kim bro, I just got chills...
@doubleoof79074 жыл бұрын
“Ain’t nobody care about farming” *laughs in potatoes*
@ammarsalim11854 жыл бұрын
Oh how little he knew
@donovanmahan29014 жыл бұрын
laughs in farming contest
@nuulcoolpro4 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
@doubleoof79074 жыл бұрын
@@nuulcoolpro Yes I know but in Techno’s words “FREE CLOUT”
@Amara_Evvie4L1F34 жыл бұрын
Techno is such a mood sometimes lol
@Turn4theWorse Жыл бұрын
I don’t think Techno ever meant for the opening monologue to be anything other than the setup to a joke, but it has become an emotional speech. A perfect encapsulation of techno
@razzamatrazz3411 ай бұрын
It’s beautifully allegorical of life for absolutely no reason
@Turn4theWorse11 ай бұрын
@@razzamatrazz34 for real
@BenDover-zp7bu9 ай бұрын
He had an english Major after all
@Smerfshark8 ай бұрын
5:24
@chriscollinsmedia8 ай бұрын
@@razzamatrazz34 Yup.
@Tarii_i4 ай бұрын
No matter how long its been the intro always hits hard. Rest in peace Techno.
@Imnot_the_RealJohnplayz4 ай бұрын
😢
@itsbumblebeecode4 ай бұрын
RIP
@B_men_apo3 ай бұрын
The longer it’s been the harder it hits
@cutefuzzies25133 ай бұрын
Did anyone else build a tecnoblade statue on their island and write tecnoblade never dies on a sign on their skyblock island RIP TECNOBLADE :(
@cailboone144015 күн бұрын
Rest in Power*
@Nick-ji7ly4 жыл бұрын
It’s a tradition now to watch this video once in a while
@vibrantdisaster91684 жыл бұрын
Nick 420 me too
@Matthew06404 жыл бұрын
wow same
@freshavocado71854 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo same
@mootwo_4 жыл бұрын
y’know I always hear people talking about how often they come back to this video, but I’ve usually gone towards the potato war and his skywars videos instead
@krimsonbun4 жыл бұрын
ROBLOX SKYBLOCK IS EASIER TO PLAY
@desigamez5744 жыл бұрын
"I think skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe, all you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have, as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava, and saplings, you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful, and one day we'll look back at where we started, and be amazed by how far we've come." - Technoblade the legend Thank you technoblade for giving every single one of us an amazing childhood. Alex may have died, but Technoblade never dies. RIP to a legend fly high 🕊
@alexmccready64434 жыл бұрын
thank you
@cirracat4 жыл бұрын
I look at this everyday, its my homescreen. You need more likes, so more people can enjoy what I look at everyday. 👊😊
@clutchkick104 жыл бұрын
ENGLISH GO BRRRRRRRRR
@religbombing8944 жыл бұрын
"so hypixel released a new version of it"
@catlovesfire4 жыл бұрын
My Senior Quote
@crystalcheese76664 жыл бұрын
“Ain’t nobody care about farmin" literally farms potato's 11 hours a day 7 days a week for almost a year
@Fay1a1fr4 жыл бұрын
The sad truth
@clutchkick104 жыл бұрын
So true
@kianee3134 жыл бұрын
The truth
@austinheinbuch86424 жыл бұрын
Potatoes
@timemerchant84634 жыл бұрын
bro ur the 800,000,000th person to make this joke (HOW IS IT STILL FUNNY LOL)
@nathonn93343 күн бұрын
5:30 "merry Christmas young man" watching this on Christmas in tears, RIP technoblade
@twforaghost2 күн бұрын
Same brody😢
@eliseisatpeace46035 жыл бұрын
Techno’s intro: *beautiful, artistic, innovative* Every essay I’ve written: The water is cold water, because it’s water that’s cold.
@_SodaZ5 жыл бұрын
If i was your teacher i would give you full grade on ur essay if you made me Lmao myself :p
@R3B1RTH4525 жыл бұрын
I’m too high to read
@sashac45775 жыл бұрын
The water is cold because the molecules aren't moving as mucb
@zillanimu5 жыл бұрын
Mm yes this floor is made of floor
@Leaftigger5 жыл бұрын
Mhm, if I wrote that my teachers will kill me
@fooxy69805 жыл бұрын
Techonblade: Why is everyone farming food literally doesn’t matter 5 months later: Farms 15 million potatoes (Edit) 1 year later: Farms 1/2 billion potatoes
@lovincoke5 жыл бұрын
*techonblade*
@yoak5 жыл бұрын
*T e c h o n b l a d e*
@smixen4 жыл бұрын
T E C H N O N B L A D E
@vndx_4 жыл бұрын
*T E C H O N B L A D E*
@Funnydoc4 жыл бұрын
I mean. 15 million coins right?
@tntdefina46864 жыл бұрын
“Ain’t no one care about farming” Literally 2 months later:
@wesselderksen52384 жыл бұрын
We see you after the commercial
@axetor37644 жыл бұрын
Why is that so true?
@jitteryj75654 жыл бұрын
Arrow doesn't know yet.
@axetor37644 жыл бұрын
@@jitteryj7565 I was asking why that was so true, (like why was it so agreeable to?)
@jitteryj75654 жыл бұрын
@@axetor3764 omg I misread that. sry lol.
@Deavb2 ай бұрын
That intro never fails to pull at my heartstrings, and then make me smile afterward with the goofy jokes about high pixel sky block.
@fastvin12554 жыл бұрын
Is nobody gonna point out that he just played an entire SkyBlock game just for the intro?
@huggezu35744 жыл бұрын
I feel like techno is the type of person who wouldnt cheat, even if it’s only for his intro
@xavien_8184 жыл бұрын
@@huggezu3574 I feel like he's the type of person to swim in an ocean for hours just so he could record his intro.
@Dm3tX7zn4 жыл бұрын
I mean he literally said in the description that he waited 45mins for the pumpkin to grow and used it for 2secs lol he has so much commitment
@fastvin12554 жыл бұрын
Your right, I mean he didn’t upload for 3 months because he was farming potatoes
@lmao57514 жыл бұрын
“I think skyblock at its core, is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block. Because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have; as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava, and saplings, you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. And one day we'll look back on where we started and be amazed by how far we've come.”
@kevinxu87423 жыл бұрын
"you can't lose what you never had. but you can go into debt" wise words
@xxg4m3r_dud3xx22 жыл бұрын
This is true tho
@GachaLifeGirl2 жыл бұрын
*Unlike his player.*
@fripipe98823 жыл бұрын
Everyone is quoting "Ain't nobody care about farming" But nobody is paying attention to "Why are we all fighting over food, there's not even hunger in this game"
@FrizellaTheBee3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@dollophead9263 жыл бұрын
@William Lan its skyblock
@earrapestudios90663 жыл бұрын
nor “skyblock players are just the nicest people”
@monke75663 жыл бұрын
@@earrapestudios9066 nowadays they're just the worst thing ever
@BananaWasTaken3 жыл бұрын
@@earrapestudios9066 I mean mashclash is
@luisrogelio9827 күн бұрын
The intro of this video is something so deep and amazing and probably the most touching speech Technoblade ever made. RIP King o7
@ItsyourboyPJ2 жыл бұрын
Looking back at this now, its like listening to an old friend. Its sad to see him gone now, who said pigs never flied... Fly high buddy, fly high. ❤❤🙏
@LukiePookie2922 жыл бұрын
I’m holding back tears rn
@LukiePookie2922 жыл бұрын
Greatest KZbinr I’ve ever seen
@stephaniecourteoreille59722 жыл бұрын
I just watched the video his father uplaoded on the channel, Hearing his voice is kind of surreal and I don't doubt that i'm in some form of shock Cancer is horrible, he didn't deserve this. I hope everyone's okay ♥
@nikolasbech50042 жыл бұрын
Great Man
@RED-xn1mh2 жыл бұрын
@@LukiePookie292 I’m not holding mine back too well
@callmechriss_43673 жыл бұрын
"There is no hunger in this game. Food literally doesn't matter." Proceeds to spend months farming potatoes.
@themeg2613 жыл бұрын
Yes but no
@dhirvyas20313 жыл бұрын
Well yes, but actually no, becuase yes, but actually no, becuase yes but actually no, becuase yes, but actually no.
@maybenotcameron30553 жыл бұрын
@@dhirvyas2031 balls 😳🔫😂
@blueforphilip45763 жыл бұрын
Techno: you see, i was using an advanced technique there called LYING
@Forstax3 жыл бұрын
the irony of life
@beegobzzz28344 жыл бұрын
That introduction hit me like a train and left me crying, wtf man.
@fadingblizzard75244 жыл бұрын
azalea toki are you good
@gloog6104 жыл бұрын
nice guy soyboy
@l6e6i6n4 жыл бұрын
@@gloog610 that coming from a guy with your username lol
@calamari94694 жыл бұрын
as soon as he said "well look back at where we started, and be amazed by how far weve come". i just cried
@Dakodyyy4 жыл бұрын
@@gloog610 oh god an xqc fan
@kadianderby10692 ай бұрын
0:33 technoblade is the best
@KingsIslandNerd20 күн бұрын
Gone too soon
@MasonASMRs9 күн бұрын
i didn’t personally know him but i can’t stop crying
@timezoneiiichickenisaveget97454 жыл бұрын
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate that awesome intro “Food literally does not matter” If only he knew he would have grown up to have farmed over half a billion potatoes This is an anime plot twist right here
@orangecitron43674 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@SenorSwirls4 жыл бұрын
Time Zone Now that’s character development
@itsbageltime4 жыл бұрын
Haha yes he’s secretly irish
@johnstevens35744 жыл бұрын
When I heard that I was just about to comment what u did
@bidoof74784 жыл бұрын
Wanted to make sure someone commented this, scrolled down two comments and I found it
@A-A-Ron1143 жыл бұрын
“Ain’t nobody care about farming...” Well that didn’t age well.
@Version_Object3 жыл бұрын
_Aged like milk_
@goomishyoda16753 жыл бұрын
Copied:/
@bruhstop84993 жыл бұрын
@@goomishyoda1675 copied
@linkifiedmusic44553 жыл бұрын
Aged like spoiled milk!
@Mythical42273 жыл бұрын
@@goomishyoda1675 you copied the @bruh stop guy lol
@scmaster48894 жыл бұрын
"I think SkyBlock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe; all you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure EVERY dirt block because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava, and saplings, you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. SkyBlock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and acheive something beautiful. And one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come." ―Technoblade 2019
@iBot.4 жыл бұрын
I felt chills by the end
@free24444 жыл бұрын
this is the man who legitimately went on hiatus for like 3 months to farm potatoes on a video game
@thedonker5264 жыл бұрын
ok you repeated what he said
@weirdguy_xd4 жыл бұрын
Top 10 moments the bois cried
@dimindew4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe you literally just wrote down everything technoblade said in the beginning knowing fully well that we all watched the video
@Kruntle9 күн бұрын
Ended a speech with that opening quote once. It was the best speech I ever gave by far. Thanks Alex.
@Starvin_marvln4 жыл бұрын
2:20 food does not matter! Months later the man farmed 500 million potatoes
@danielhughes65564 жыл бұрын
2:20 "ain't no one care about farming" Truly this is a different era.
@YourFaulty4 жыл бұрын
@@danielhughes6556 2:20* yours passes the quote
@danielhughes65564 жыл бұрын
@@YourFaulty Thanks
@tree54 жыл бұрын
potat
@gachadoughnut57484 жыл бұрын
I am the 1000 like I fell so ducking special
@abhijit9422 жыл бұрын
“When does a man die? When he is hit by a bullet? No! When he suffers a disease? No! When he ate a soup made out of a poisonous mushroom? No! A man dies when he is forgotten. you will always be in our heart, Techno.
@ryancombs29602 жыл бұрын
beautiful one piece reference
@plask79882 жыл бұрын
lmao
@crusadertwo2392 жыл бұрын
do we really have to ruin his comment section with this i wish we could we preserve it
@Big_Pudim2 жыл бұрын
Hiriuliuk
@eyeheart87742 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@sweebow52884 жыл бұрын
2:20 “ok ain’t nobody care about farming, fishing or cutting down trees” Oh boi was he wrong
@refusion26644 жыл бұрын
*Multi layed max pumpkin and sugar cane farms have entered the chat*
@caspectre4 жыл бұрын
Oh, BOY WERE THEY WRONG!
@jakeg20284 жыл бұрын
Queenie odd1sout reference?
@flintknocks4 жыл бұрын
Queenie good reference
@pulse52154 жыл бұрын
SpeedSilverr : haha foraging go brrr
@Mortomorz4 ай бұрын
0:39 Here we are yet again huh… Looking back at what we appreciated. Amazed at what he left us with..
@veil19764 жыл бұрын
“Oh wow it transferred my stats in real life!” Relatable
@hailchan4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@matssp54374 жыл бұрын
He says oh cool not oh wow
@veil19764 жыл бұрын
MrPersson Persson dude sorry I didn’t notice :c
@veil19764 жыл бұрын
reppohc ynot ynot yea it cracked me up real hard
@matssp54374 жыл бұрын
@@veil1976 what?
@tornedron75523 жыл бұрын
“as someone who went to college i know that you can’t lose what you never had, but you can go into debt” - technoblade 2019
@klee52453 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at that part xd.
@GLGamingOfficial3 жыл бұрын
Suppoet me
@LoliMaster_19193 жыл бұрын
lol
@jaimedawg83 жыл бұрын
Debt is for casuals.
@Dqrkist3 жыл бұрын
1k likes and 6 repleis?
@nopeoppeln5 жыл бұрын
Techno half a year ago: And one day, we’ll look back at where we started and be amazed, by how far we’ve come. Techno now: *T E C H N O P L A N E*
@gamerbrosxd24724 жыл бұрын
XD
@HeckinLeBork4 жыл бұрын
The evolution of man
@행복한댓글러4 жыл бұрын
350 likes We did it boys 349 is no more
@zaidalsalaq88424 жыл бұрын
Lmao tru
@danettezayassantana40944 жыл бұрын
Remember That Techno now Is TechoGreat , not TechnoLame... ok except for that wheat wheat part
@Elementening2 ай бұрын
"You have to treasure every dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there is no way to replace it." I cried
@pakwan_8834 жыл бұрын
*when some guy talking about a children's block game sounds better than all of your essays*
@goose933 жыл бұрын
"Wheat, wheat, wheat, wheat, wheat, wheeeeeeeeat"
@pakwan_8833 жыл бұрын
@@goose93 beautiful
@namedhuman64623 жыл бұрын
To be fair he’s an english major
@SauronLOTR3 жыл бұрын
"childrens"
@rafaelcristiano43123 жыл бұрын
@@namedhuman6462 nah he was a party games 1 major, English was his minor
@ffreezzs2 жыл бұрын
“And one day, we’ll look back at where we started, and think about how far we’ve gotten.” Rest easy, Alex.
@theunbeleivablegamingubg55632 жыл бұрын
"And be amazed by how far we've come" is what he said, and notwhat you said, but close enough. Rest in peace Alex "Technoblade"
@solberplaysrblx32922 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Technoblade
@theyluvme1112 жыл бұрын
@VerrrryBerrryRR same 🥺
@heckobo6702 жыл бұрын
RIP remember techno never dies, he’s always alive in our hearts
@sharlottafalls2 жыл бұрын
this made me tear up
@LucaBozoL4 жыл бұрын
“Ain’t nobody care about farming-“ Also Technoblade: *farms half a billion potatoes in a year and maxes out farming level*
@seohix4 жыл бұрын
@@boomba951 STFU alert
@jaydenjoonlee4 жыл бұрын
@boomba STFU alert
@boomba9514 жыл бұрын
Leethunder09 yep
@jaydenjoonlee4 жыл бұрын
@Boomba can’t take a meme kid
@boomba9514 жыл бұрын
Leethunder09 oh yeah I can play that card to I was joking
@thatguyiscool6712Ай бұрын
bro that first part makes me tear up a little every time. Rest in peace Technoblade.
@aversilf3 жыл бұрын
The intro just proves that techno did actually pursue English in college
@corvid_gremlin3 жыл бұрын
and that is exactly why he is one of my favorite youtubers, he is a wordsmith like me
@carldalord3 жыл бұрын
@@corvid_gremlin ....
@corvid_gremlin3 жыл бұрын
@@carldalord what
@notscythe34883 жыл бұрын
Or ur stupid
@aversilf3 жыл бұрын
@@notscythe3488 ha ha ...ok
@dabboyalex5 жыл бұрын
Me Watching other youtubers: lying on bed Me watching techno: where is my dictionary mom
@victormanampiring86535 жыл бұрын
The likes are gonna do a 180 and turn into 181
@ikuuuya5 жыл бұрын
Jeez never seen techno like a comment before
@trollalicious12385 жыл бұрын
@@ikuuuya the only comments techno hearts are the ones that feed his inflated ego tbh
@alec47474 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@NM-bd6bs4 жыл бұрын
@@trollalicious1238 Isn't that every KZbinr tbh?
@EternallyDoomed4 жыл бұрын
“Oh cool , it transferred my stats from real life” Intelligence: 0 Me: impossible Edit: welp, I had forgot about this comment, dang it blew up Edit 2: I just heard…It’s really hard to believe he died…God bless him and his family
@WinterFlare4 жыл бұрын
Untouched rat yes because his intelligence transfers into strength in the moment, that’s why he beats people with less armor than them
@allison85694 жыл бұрын
Like intelecence 999999999999 strength 999999999999 defense 2
@AntoniCitrus4 жыл бұрын
I read this as he said that line
@user-dh8oi2mk4f4 жыл бұрын
Rat simp tier3 sub he doesn’t beat them with his fists, he beats them with his sun tzu tactics
@seanberens5522Ай бұрын
2:20 that quote aged like milk with the great potato war
@bendlee084 жыл бұрын
“So basically you log into an island, cut down a tree, build a bridge, and then log into Wynncraft.” XD
@Puggermelon4 жыл бұрын
Wynncraft
@bendlee084 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I changed it
@gone64524 жыл бұрын
Then farm 500 million potatoes
@yoavtovel4 жыл бұрын
Yas.
@nou14464 жыл бұрын
300th like lol
@ChardogNation4 жыл бұрын
I think skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource managment. you spawn in a tiny island in an empty universe, all you have is a tree, some supplies and some dirt to stand on. you have to treasure every dirt block because if one falls into the void theres no way to replace it. and as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect, with nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. skyblock teaches us that how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. and one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come. so hypixel recently released their own unique take in the skyblock genre. so basically, you spawn on your own island, you cut down a tree, you bridge over to the other island, and then you log into wynncraft. in a nutshell, hypixel skyblock is exactly like regular skyblock, the only minor difference being that instead of carefully using your minimum itens you immediately get access to a seperate multiplayer world with an infinite amount of every conceivable resource and then you spend all your time in that world, instead of in the sky. but besides that, CLASSIC skyblock. oh cool, it transfered my stats from real life! WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEEEEAT WHEEEEEEE- hey, hey! stop taking my wheat! oh my god no- no- the nons. they've taken all the wheat! we're gonna have a famine! wait. why are we fighting over food there's no hunger in this game. food- food literally does not matter. what are we doing with our lives. a little pro-tip here, if you put your coins in the bank you can get 2% interest on your coins, at the end of every minecraft season, which is a very useful unit measurement, because i know exactly how long a minecraft season is in real life. oh good theres some more info here- a minecraft season is 93 minecraft days. thank you hypixel, very cool. we got my boy jacob here, he mines cobblestone for me all day i- i dont pay him and he also has no rights. "but technoblade doesnt that kinda sound like"- shhhhh. i need cobblestone. okay, look. ain't nobody care about farming, fishing or cutting down trees: lets go get some diamonds. bump-pa-rum bum-bump-pam-pam-rum-bump~ wait a minute. this is just a prison server. the blacksmith said he'd do me a favor and reforge one of my items for only ten coal, aand he put negative five intelligence on it. thank you hypixel, very cool. it's alright, as someone that went to college i know that you can't lose what you never had... but you can go into debt. after arduous five minutes of mining i finally made it here. the deep caverns, the final challenge in mining. there's six floors in the deep caverns, each floor containing more valuable ores than the last. but each floor is in turn guarded by even more powerful monsters. but i mean, that's just some like blue zombie i've got like full iron armor so i don't see how i could possibly- THEYCANSHOOTLASERBEAMSOUTOFTHEIRFACE- thank you hypixel. finally, the pigmens den. at last, i found my people. pigmen don't attack you unless you attack them first so we should be safe to mine redston- oh my god WHY- WHY WHAT IS- WHAT IS THAT- WHY DOES HE HAVE FIRE MAGIC- i don't like this game. look if i'm gonna get immediatly obliterated by magic monsters i ain't gonna die mining redstone, i'm gonna die mining DIAMONDS, let's go further. don't mind me... i am a pig like you- NONONONONONO- NONONONONO- NOPE- OH GOD THEY CASTED THE MAGIC- NONONONONONONONONONONO- no- oh. okay. we're- we're at the slime hill. we've gone past their territory, they can't- well that can attack us. a bunch of idiot slimes, think they can- okay i'm going the other way actually. where- where's the stairs down- come- OW. just gonna- AAA- nope. nope. we're gonna mind our own business and go on this direction. where is- where is the stairs down at- where they at. it was this moment that technoblade knew, he messed up. AAA- oh. here we go, so long, losers! i know what you're thinking, "diamonds, we did it!" wrong. we can go further. there's even better stuff yet. where is it- where they- nope. nope. no thanks. where are the stairs down- that's the stairs back up, that's the opposite of what i want. nop- NO- when the game first came out they'd make you do a walk of shame every time you died. back to the hub island, run past the blacksmith, into the coal mines, warp to the goldmine, walk through the goldmine, get to the deep caverns, walk down to the lift operator- oh, we're finally here. SON OF A- thank you hypixel. that's it. i'm tired of getting obliterated by every monster in one hit. it's time for an UPGRADE. you don't even want to know how many zombies died to get this armor. not even that many, i got three of the four pieces from other people. i was on nicked, okay? it wasn't even because i was an youtuber, skyblock players are just the nicest people on the planet - and i got three repeat pieces anyway so it didn't even matter but i got to pay it foward at least. come back-- i'm trying to give you free stuff! i'm trying- you only need one more- oh- take- take- there you go! merry christmas young man. aww look at him. he's a beautiful boy. i- i was- oh- he dropped hes sword- i gotchu fam- i went to give him items and i ended up robbing him by accident- oh- here he is- trade. and- i'm gonna die. i'm dying for my good deeds, this is what i deserve. this is what i get for being a nice person. and- i live! half a heart! the spirit of christmas protects me! i put it on this armor, my health and defence increase by 50%, but it's not enough. prot 4, prot 4, prot 4, prot... 5?? wait what. with this much armor i'd like to see a zombie even try to hurt me!- thank you hypixel. i guess dying in 2 hits is better than dying in one hit. nope- nope- nope- is this it? is this- YES. yes we found it, the staircase to the bottom floor, we did it! yes! and now the zombies are enchanted- but we can get diamond blocks! yes! UUP- almost went back to get in one hit kiled again- i don't like this at all. MUST- TAKE AS MANY DIAMOND BLOCKS AS POSSIBLE BEFORE I DIE! i just- i just want the diamond blocks- THEY'RE EVERYWHERE WHAT IS THIS. you know what, i'm tired of getting rekt by diamond zombies and skeletons okay? i want to fight back. but if we're gonna do it, we're gonna need the right tools for the job. do i hear level 50 enchant? i know what you're thinking, "level 50 enchant? but you can only go up to 30"- wrong. welcome to skyblock. ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. it's not even that strong of a sword. alright, we threw that sword away and we got one that wasn't garbage, let's do this. you know, some people say, "what is dead may never die." but those guys are a bunch of IDIOTS. die, die, die! ha-ha-ha! you clowns still think you can still think you can face me? you guys might kill me in two hits, but i can kill you in one! finally. after killing thousands of the diamond undead,- oh my god i actually got it! i finally gathered all the pieces, i finally assembled the miner set. "worn underground, the miner set gives almost three times as much defense as diamond armor, and when it's not worn underground, it's like completly worthless. but i mean, it's SKYBLOCK. where else are we gonna be? the SKY? didn't think so. let's get this armor on. oh-ho-ho. yes, that's what i like to see. i'd like to see those diamond zombies do damage to me now- AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED. there's only one way to solve this. MORE LEVEL 50 ENCHANTS. GROW, GROW, GROW- y'all messed up now, oh-ho-ho-ho. it's not enough. TO THE BLACKSMITH. yes. gimme that, thank you. hey guys, it's me, i'm back! no hard feelings about the whole genocide earlier right? yeah, we're good. i'm gonna go afk here and get a glass of water you got- you guys don't bully me or anything. back, with the water. oh. all those guys left. oh well. you know this isn't satisfying ebough. you need to automate it. one skeleton minion, two skeleton minions, three skeleton minions, four skeleton minions! get the water all set up... then one last one here... deploy the skeleton minions.. why is there ice there. there's not supposed to be ice. nope. no, my plans! out of here. and now i escape, before any of that happens... ha-ha-ha. as days go by, i continue killing skeletons. i kill them, i wait, and then i kill them again. i don't leave my island anymore. i don't go in any adventures. i just wait, and then i kill skeletons. is this really what i wanted to do with my life? stare at my monitor until meaningless numbers increase? am i enjoying this? when i first made this grinder i thought that i was trapping skeletons, but now i realize. i was only trapping myself. OH HEY LEVEL 50!
@tryhardpenguin96364 жыл бұрын
Chardog why did you do this
@ChardogNation4 жыл бұрын
Tryhard Penguin because I’d like to share this with you
@tryhardpenguin96364 жыл бұрын
Chardog how long did this take lol
@KatTheRat4 жыл бұрын
BRO THIS MADLAD WROTE THE WHOLE VID LYRICS
@huidihu74984 жыл бұрын
Tryhard Penguin this is what it takes to make a 10 minutes video 0-0
@tree53 жыл бұрын
“Nobody cares about farming” His brain 5 months later: *POTATOES*
@unexpected96743 жыл бұрын
YES
@BizzareAccount1233 жыл бұрын
lol
@swathingeagle48603 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ericwilliams54793 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@its_just_dark93633 жыл бұрын
It was foreshadowing
@TheRedCross-fl8cv13 күн бұрын
"Oh great, it transferred my stats from real life" 3 years later, "I am become death, destroyer of worlds."
@theseel27182 жыл бұрын
"One day we look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come" -Technoblade Rest in peace, you will never be forgotten
@omfu85562 жыл бұрын
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES 💙
@commenter6212 жыл бұрын
Ok
@bmcpnp39562 жыл бұрын
=_(+_+)
@PerfectMachine2 жыл бұрын
@alexisarellano35153 жыл бұрын
“I think skyblock at it’s core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. You only have a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block because if one falls into the void there’s no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. Then one day we’ll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we’ve come.” - Technoblade Well said Techno. Well said.
@pengine60963 жыл бұрын
Technoblade - "Art of KZbin"
@ryan16963 жыл бұрын
ENGLISH MAJOR INTENSIFIES
@dnasu3 жыл бұрын
So Hypixel recently released their own unique take on the skyblock genre. So basically you spawn on your own island, you cut down the tree, you bridge over to the other island and then you log into Wynncraft.
@koi70223 жыл бұрын
OwO
@AClimbingGuy3 жыл бұрын
r/technicallythetruth
@pigkat77164 жыл бұрын
"Nobody cares about farming" - The man who spend a year farming potatoes to crush a college student's dreams.
@teamlestric1834 жыл бұрын
He is/was a college student
@theministoryteller4 жыл бұрын
What video is that?
@kotaro14694 жыл бұрын
@@theministoryteller the great potato war
@arandomfireant41324 жыл бұрын
HAHA 69TH LIKE FEELING GOOD
@ishaanpradhan49973 жыл бұрын
Remember when this game was simple and you didn’t have to have full necron and a Valkyrie to be cool
@protactinium7334 ай бұрын
I came back here.. 3 years have passed. The intro still hits hard. Mice on Venus and the fact that Techno died hots hard. Damn i remember watching techno everyday playing bedwars.. now he's gone. Rest in piece Techno. 3 years without you is still a pain for your fans, but the impact you had will change the community forever.
@fortbrort35452 жыл бұрын
This intro hits harder than it ever has before. “No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges, and achieve something beautiful, that one day, we’ll look back at where we’ve started, and be amazed, by how far we’ve come.”
@neonotterpop25282 жыл бұрын
man.....
@Bacardi_Jimmy2 жыл бұрын
I feel so sad that a KZbinr I made so many jokes about passed, I watched this one video, and I feel like I knew him my whole life. May he rest in peace.
@Prestoboy2 жыл бұрын
i watched that part of the video too many times just now and it just keeps getting more sad
@ChristinaMartinson2 жыл бұрын
Definitely got me emotional…
@reich48582 жыл бұрын
Remembering watching just some Minecraft pretty good pvper commentating about going through college I never could’ve imagined what he’s done and how much I’ve changed and seeing the video after not seeing him for years I thought it had to be a joke and I didn’t even really believe it. This stuff is all temporary, money is just numbers. Spend more time with people and be present
@Yougotcaged1023 жыл бұрын
That intro was the 2nd most emotional thing I've ever heard from Technoblade, only rivaled by his rant about his baby not being able to comprehend theoretical physics
@entername66253 жыл бұрын
*2nd*
@Yougotcaged1023 жыл бұрын
@@entername6625 Oops
@Jequarius673 жыл бұрын
that is the 2nd emotinal thing from me from everything i see besides from numer 1 gabe the dog
"You can't lose what you never had.... but you can go into debt" I feel this is going to be a meme one day
@slab35685 жыл бұрын
You heard them lads
@carkmaker5 жыл бұрын
I said that to my mum and she chuckled
@ineedabetterpfp24855 жыл бұрын
Only if you force it enough! Get on with it, what am I paying you for?
@ojingoh7855 жыл бұрын
Let’s start a petition.
@nathanquoin5 жыл бұрын
@@ojingoh785 nah, lets start a meme.
@EllenTalo2 ай бұрын
its just something about his voice that just calms me down when im stressed i miss you techno
@hamishgrindlay7358 Жыл бұрын
Techno just had the best quotes: "You can't lose what you didn't have but you can go into debt."
@GreyJackJack Жыл бұрын
Bee Swarm Simulator player caught in the wild
@crafterrium8724 Жыл бұрын
Ofc you pick that one instead of the thought provoking monologue at the end
@GreyJackJack Жыл бұрын
@@crafterrium8724 Are you criticizing someone for picking one amazing quote over another?
@crafterrium8724 Жыл бұрын
@@GreyJackJack tf are you asking me that for i feel like that was the whole purpose of my comment
@GreyJackJack Жыл бұрын
@@crafterrium8724 1: It's a rhetorical question, or in 2-brain-cell-ish, a question you ask that you don't actually want an answer for. 2: I used said question as a callout, because you were simply being a jerk to a stranger you know nothing about on a comment on a video about a block game. I know I, too, am blowing out of proportion a comment on a video about a block game, but I'm simply doing it to shut this moron with nothing better to do than make others feel bad up.
@societysociety50125 жыл бұрын
Karen: "Video Games Cause Violence" Techno: *that intro*
@Migixkem5 жыл бұрын
lol
@Supdog-ed4ie5 жыл бұрын
421 likes lol
@brody69015 жыл бұрын
Edit it to Karen: “Video games cause violence”
@zaczac52815 жыл бұрын
4:08
@KenhelExcallius5 жыл бұрын
Skyfactors, from 1 tree and 1 dirt block to an insane high tech place where you can auto farm the ender dragon, wither boss and other.
@canye42934 жыл бұрын
This comment section in a nutshell: “Ain’t nobody care about farming” Bottom text
@shritan04 жыл бұрын
bottom text
@dragonsaway97104 жыл бұрын
I don't see any bottom text?
@Habzo4214 жыл бұрын
@@dragonsaway9710 E
@semelatifofalism58333 жыл бұрын
@vitenskapsbilla ! *E*
@whale_cordulik64853 жыл бұрын
Da
@binky45864 ай бұрын
"One day, we can come back, and be amazed at how far we've come..." - Technoblade 2019. Rest in peace king, that intro speech hits hard now.
@irideae4 жыл бұрын
8:27 radiates the same energy as Techno slowly drowning on Dream SMP
@Ashfer24 жыл бұрын
Yup, same thing with the Raveger lol
@flamingelmo14994 жыл бұрын
@@Ashfer2 And now with Tommy trying to kill him lol This man's greatest power is going afk to get water
@silverdandylmao4 жыл бұрын
@@flamingelmo1499 only technoblade can take a break from drowning to drink some water xD
@potato.pancake4 жыл бұрын
has it seriously already been three weeks since then holy shit -
@thisisargus71885 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: _"And then one day, you'll look back to where you started"_ Meanwhile, Felix and Ken: *"COBBLESTONE GENERATOR SPEEDRUNNING!"*
@disq-disquietude5 жыл бұрын
"that one day, you'll look back at where you started, and be amazed at how far you've come."
@jamesfullecido97605 жыл бұрын
Felix and ken:soo ummm..we built 5 cobblestone generators now
@Stormy-qw9wr5 жыл бұрын
Yang Pan we’ll we and we’ve*
@Fizz-Q5 жыл бұрын
Buttgorfeojok
@smolpeepee2455 жыл бұрын
@@CC-hx8gj no, his ass is broken
@dvot00754 жыл бұрын
I just realized that techno made a skyblock world, basically beat it, For an intro.
@Beephobic10134 жыл бұрын
sometimes I worry about this mans mental health, then I realize I do the same things
@casuals.3.194 жыл бұрын
He spent 45 minutes just for a clip of a pumpkin to grow
@akshobhyavarma4 жыл бұрын
That's what a good youtuber would do for his fans
@suspicioustofu23284 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it's one of the most well-done and awesome (not to mention, wholesome) intro we've ever seen
@QuadrupleABattery4 жыл бұрын
He also probably lost a piece of grass on purpose
@D1Mascot3 ай бұрын
Sometimes I binge watch the skyblock/skywars videos to remember the good parts of the word, despite the evils when this series came out there was positivity and love. Fly high. ❤️❤️❤️
@xtacy054 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one rewatching this for the 15th time waiting for technos new vids
@katepotate27994 жыл бұрын
Isaiah Moore I’ve watched it like twice today
@vibrantdisaster91684 жыл бұрын
Lil
@koarakuma54204 жыл бұрын
I watch this to much
@Hunter__f4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Cr4bbo4 жыл бұрын
@@katepotate2799 I discovered Technoblade's skyblock series a few days ago and I've already watched it like 3 times
@Shadow-Draws3 жыл бұрын
that intro is real proof that he is an English major
@duckii79953 жыл бұрын
True lol-
@MochiLover333 жыл бұрын
It’s so heart warming
@eightyplayz62693 жыл бұрын
Yeah you're right
@giakohi12393 жыл бұрын
true
@rickyplaystennis40475 жыл бұрын
"I think Skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies, and dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every block because if one falls into the void, there is no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava, and saplings, you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we’ll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we’ve come." *Damn it Technoblade, I'm totally **-not-** crying*
@Cat-sl9ik5 жыл бұрын
Omg so good
@phantom__oaa5 жыл бұрын
gochimochi i have the pic of ur profile picture lol
@izanagi51365 жыл бұрын
Those English major skills at work
@ChildOfGo_D5 жыл бұрын
*some dirt*
@natebit71675 жыл бұрын
You really did not have to type out the whole thing lol
@ScaramochiComeHome2 ай бұрын
"food litterally does not matter...what are we doing with our lives" proceeds to farm 500 million potatoes
@DuongTran-yc9nn2 ай бұрын
Techno:people have life’s?
@AZUR1L2 жыл бұрын
“No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day we can look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we’ve come.” This line hits so different as of now. Rest in peace King, you will be missed.
@Kamcole-xc8xy2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace
@huskyts61242 жыл бұрын
It feels surpricingly deep now. RIP
@pixelname48992 жыл бұрын
This hit deeper now that he is gone rest in true peace king and even though you only were gone a few hours ago it feels like you've been gone for millions of years
@theironnautilus72282 жыл бұрын
Almost as if he predicted what would happen in his future He had trouble saying what he wanted to say before he passed but if you look throughout all of his content its almost as if he has been making the speech throughout his entire career
@reapster69242 жыл бұрын
REST IN PEACE
@internetaddict14663 жыл бұрын
"Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful, that one day we look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we have come." After the recent news that Technoblade has been fighting with cancer, this line hits so much harder that I begin to cry
@nathankantor59093 жыл бұрын
They caught it early so he should be alright, just hopin he doesn't lose his arm e.e
@tristaniscool70233 жыл бұрын
technoblade never dies
@Fpm16323 жыл бұрын
Technoblade never dies
@lilbaa83813 жыл бұрын
Technoblabe never dies
@Hoodgie1453 жыл бұрын
Techno has said such wise words that he will persevere through it
@LandonQizilbash4 жыл бұрын
Him: makes skyblock poetic and meaningful Me writing poem: the bricks are red
@maximeraldeee1794 жыл бұрын
Thats the english major taking over Technoblade, mate
@finmueller78274 жыл бұрын
They do be
@wingedherohawks85494 жыл бұрын
nono, english is his MINOR. party games 2 is his major.
@brik34204 жыл бұрын
the bricks are red i sleep in my bed i have a head
@jecise4 жыл бұрын
Bricks are red,
@MrWolfGamerzz2 ай бұрын
The intro made me cry 😢 RIP Techno the GOAT
@acorniscute9264 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: "aint nobody care about farming" Also Technoblade: *farms 500,000,000 potatos*
@oreos47794 жыл бұрын
It’s not that man tho ._.
@teamlestric1834 жыл бұрын
@@kaelis8565 r/whoooosh
@wheepylive90404 жыл бұрын
@@kaelis8565 pro tip- if you're dumb enough to not understand a simple joke Just say the joke is bad
@bunnybunbun28264 жыл бұрын
@@oreos4779 its one of his goons
@samuelkavicky72424 жыл бұрын
@@teamlestric183 r/ihavereddit
@hydroflask3643 жыл бұрын
For a man obsessed with killing orphans and anarchy he says some inspirational stuff sometimes-
@gogyuwu70993 жыл бұрын
He's a ex english major
@beckaigu16103 жыл бұрын
@@gogyuwu7099 English is only his minor
@stafey76593 жыл бұрын
@@beckaigu1610 party games is his major
@spoonhead97633 жыл бұрын
I like eating orphans
@Hose_103 жыл бұрын
@@spoonhead9763 cannibalism is too far isn’t it
@toxrau76542 жыл бұрын
"One day we'll look back at where we started and be amazed." Technoblade will always be alive in our memories. RIP Legend.
@coleanthony54722 жыл бұрын
Lol loser
@FruityisFruity2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, he is probably on god’s throne laughing at us crying saying, “Look at these babies!”
@TheMaskOfZack2 жыл бұрын
He’ll remain in our hearts as well
@someonerandom10902 жыл бұрын
I hope we wont ever forget him
@CrimZonOnYT2 жыл бұрын
I had no idea technoblade's death would affect me the much because I feel like an asshole saying this but i can't care about every dead person in the world I would just be crying all the time. Ya know what I mean like you aren't just sitting there, having a good time, and out of nowhere you're depressed because you know somebody in the world just died. Technoblade dying hit me harder than I expected though. I really genuinely liked him as a person and I loved his content and he really inspired me to be funnier like him, and better at Minecraft, and to be a KZbinr. I was looking forward to his recovery. This is really deeply disappointing and saddening.
@Cizz-e8e14 күн бұрын
I forgot that this was made aroud Christmas,and hearing him talk about it now really makes this Christmas special ❤ miss you,king🕊
@sairaycat4 жыл бұрын
I've watched this so many times now, and every time I say to myself, "I'm only going to watch the intro" and every time I end up watching the whole thing.
@wesleysmith89504 жыл бұрын
Mood
@personperson65164 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@orangecitron43674 жыл бұрын
I try to stop at 'then you log into Wynn craft' Failed every time
@dsi-films12644 жыл бұрын
SAME xD ahha
@Suticchi_4 жыл бұрын
i added 8 views to this
@Gameknight21693 жыл бұрын
"You can't lose what you never had." "BUT YOU CAN GO INTO DEBT" -Technoblade, speaking from college experience
@cam_bxtvh72623 жыл бұрын
454 likes but no replies, let me change that
@heilmodrhinnheimski3 жыл бұрын
You’re literally just repeating the exact joke he made.
@heilmodrhinnheimski3 жыл бұрын
@@andre_224 OC rephrased it to make it sound like they made the joke. It’s just a worse retelling of the same joke.
@olac32283 жыл бұрын
@@andre_224 because most of nazi Germany had a genocide on Jewish people doesn’t make it good
@nyom63783 жыл бұрын
@@andre_224 nah mate they just messing with you, don't mind them
@camilla472642 жыл бұрын
The intro is the core memory that shows how inspirational he truly is/was.
@Queen_Elizabeth2492 жыл бұрын
i actually didnt cried, why? beacuse i know that he doesnt want to see us crying, he was born to make us laugh.
@azazelp53132 жыл бұрын
@@Queen_Elizabeth249 L you
@Queen_Elizabeth2492 жыл бұрын
@@azazelp5313 L you
@nemilu2 жыл бұрын
@@azazelp5313 what
@awbiral96542 жыл бұрын
@@azazelp5313 L for legendary
@Selenedoesstuff4 ай бұрын
5:09 yeah, they truly are. one player gave me armor, pearls, enchanted end stone, and end roses because i was offing myself every 2 minutes because of endermen.
@EndlessChaosWasTaken3 жыл бұрын
"Oh cool, they transfered my stats from real life" Defense: 0 Strength: 0 Intelligence: 0
@rustybolt_3 жыл бұрын
😂
@nidasarts9813 жыл бұрын
😂
@Noone-nz9qc3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@GlorifiedGremlin3 жыл бұрын
Hey how'd you do that
@AsYoungToung2AC3 жыл бұрын
@@GlorifiedGremlin just go to the tecnoblade's twitch chat and follow if he's live streaming bro
@SolomonJun5 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna talk about how beautiful that intro was
@kinidasgupta1615 жыл бұрын
FRRRR
@sunnyzed41535 жыл бұрын
I will!
@sharlivee5 жыл бұрын
His voice is perfect for it too
@Elijah-um8ve5 жыл бұрын
Clxcks, it was the English major.
@AshvinVinodKaimal5 жыл бұрын
Felt like the Minecraft version of serious Dunkey
@angeloid_5 жыл бұрын
techno's wording makes my college essays look like they were written by a preschooler
@renelwhitton69315 жыл бұрын
He is a English major
@yodelgoats7905 жыл бұрын
"thank you hypixel very cool"
@nathant.64415 жыл бұрын
Hey, Hey! Stop taking my wheat!
@Spectralyzed5 жыл бұрын
"Wheat wheat wheat wheat wheeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaat"
@dsrudolph78815 жыл бұрын
true
@Maria-j5g7g15 күн бұрын
…”techno blade never dies baby!” Yes yes we will see u in heaven :(
@APixieNinja2 жыл бұрын
The intro kills me a little inside. Technoblade, you'll NEVER be forgotten, EVER. 👑🐷🎗
@irue65562 жыл бұрын
Fax
@galacticsurferyt75742 жыл бұрын
He also said whatever is dead may never die
@imachiken2782 жыл бұрын
Only a little it’s completely broke me
@APixieNinja2 жыл бұрын
@@imachiken278 I've been broken, now I'm dying...
@Leo-kv3yp2 жыл бұрын
Super sad rip technoblade
@justindawn75185 жыл бұрын
I feel like the first description of skyblock is just a metaphor for living with college debt.
@KenKen-we5yr5 жыл бұрын
debt
@justindawn75185 жыл бұрын
Ken Ken sorry about the typo
@ItsMeRaven5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like how your debt is small at first but becomes overwhelmingly large
@kalks43345 жыл бұрын
@@MirosG You can't even take a joke...
@ernad3955 жыл бұрын
@@kalks4334 he must have a lot of debt he needs to pay off
@SiobhanYmeow4 жыл бұрын
"You guys may kill me in two hits but I CAN KILL YOU IN ONE!" a very apt way of describing Terraria
@koishiandhat1594 жыл бұрын
No it more like "you may kill me in one hit but you can never hit me"
@Mari-ii8mn3 жыл бұрын
“You may kill me in one hit but i can kill u in 30”
@yf21_septic503 жыл бұрын
That is so true 200+ hours in Terraria btw
@Anonymous-xb2yb3 жыл бұрын
nearly 400+ hours into terraria nerd
@SiobhanYmeow3 жыл бұрын
@@Anonymous-xb2yb chill its not a competition
@FinalSeraphim4 ай бұрын
“Ain’t nobody care about farmin,” Potato war: and I took that personally
@gacha_aria57103 ай бұрын
Oh Hey Level 50
@FinalSeraphim3 ай бұрын
@@gacha_aria5710 Why is there ice there? There's not supposed to be ice. No. No my plans.
@gacha_aria57103 ай бұрын
@@FinalSeraphim You cut down a tree, you bridge over to the other island and you log into win craft
@FinalSeraphim3 ай бұрын
@@gacha_aria5710 In a nutshell hypixel skyblock is exactly like normal skyblock the only minor difference being that instead of carefully using your minimal items you immediately get access to a seperate multiplayer world with an infinite amount of every conceivable resource and then you spend all of your time in that world instead of the sky... but besides that CLASSIC skyblock
@l1ghtning2944 жыл бұрын
Techno: "Why are we all fighting over food. There's no hunger in this game." Techno later: "The POTATO WAR."
@drunktrunk82114 жыл бұрын
tho its useful for hpb
@mr.sandman36193 жыл бұрын
"Ain't nobody care about farming" Said the potato king sitting in the potato throne in the potato kingdom
@Bl4ck_m0ld3 жыл бұрын
P o t a t o
@FelixtheBard3 жыл бұрын
That was made from potato minions and housing made out of potatoes and walls out of potatoes and a bridge to get there out of potatoes
@Randomboi8633 жыл бұрын
@KillerTixus well he did both
@summokatoca55923 жыл бұрын
Techno: *intense sweating*
@eyesofthecervino33663 жыл бұрын
"All warfare is based on deception."
@lunafox453 жыл бұрын
Techno then: “Ain’t nobody care about farming” Techno now: *spending hundreds of millions of dollars on boosting farming states to farm potatoes*
@theshnock47423 жыл бұрын
Idaho
@vakqdev3 жыл бұрын
Well that one didnt age quite so well...
@ladder32573 жыл бұрын
@@theshnock4742 facts
@Vino9763 жыл бұрын
Hmmm?
@Ok-dj3pc3 жыл бұрын
The thing that is weird is that I read this comment the same time the video was on that part
@retrosystem61824 ай бұрын
"why are we all fighting over food? there's no hunger in this game. food literally does not matter. what are we doing with our lives?" foreshadowing is a narrative device in which--
@legendario39525 жыл бұрын
I was guilt tripped by techno to watch this video for the 50th time
@erikthaboi49585 жыл бұрын
yep same here
@mophyUwU5 жыл бұрын
same
@joseluistarango21655 жыл бұрын
yeah
@zayd88835 жыл бұрын
Same
@darkeagle36105 жыл бұрын
Same
@wonder37615 жыл бұрын
7:28 Objective: Craft a wood pickaxe Techno: *one shotting diamond zombies and mining diamond blocks*
@isolehma25525 жыл бұрын
The task just was too hard
@Quinchist5 жыл бұрын
Agreed ^
@gbnp55795 жыл бұрын
My objective is craft workbench, so...
@abdullahlaith26295 жыл бұрын
AnimaLover _ Lol Techno is op
@west63352 жыл бұрын
I watched the first 46 seconds of this after watching his goodbye video. It wasn't entirely intentional, but I was so shocked that I just sat and listened. The first... piece of this video, is everything. He was right, about all of it. It goes much further than the game. All of this did. And I'm thankful that while Techno was with us, he gave so much to the world. I hope that he looked back and knew that he had done some amazing things for countless people. And I am... really glad that we have this. We have his videos, and his love. He will always have ours. Technoblade never dies. not here.
@westy15012 жыл бұрын
Ikr the intro had a whole new meaning I hope techno looked back and saw where he began like in the Intro he should be proud.❤🙏🙏
@caedenbreneman2 жыл бұрын
This was beautifully put. Who knew pigs could fly with such grace ❤️
@StarlightMaster2572 ай бұрын
1:22 this killed me Techno : oh nice 0 Intel just like IRL IRL : 1400000000000 IQ legit
@meatballg86553 жыл бұрын
"why are we fighting over food this literally does not matter" the beauty of hindsight is how it reveals our innocence