the first boss of hypixel skyblock

[@Steve-zk1rq]

"What insane person would kill that many tiny creatures" Me: looks in his inventory and sees stacks of pork chops

[@shibo_uzumaki948]

Was his minions next episode

[@NoteABull1]

Lol me too

[@Demian1]

lol

[@Axeteron]

for those confused he had to kill pigs to increase the porkchop collection, which reveals the pigman sword recipe

[@itsaruto3424]

@@Axeteron thats not how it works

[@woken5805]

Talks about not killing pigs for a sword *literally has 5 stacks of pork chops*

[@burghi3499]

God damn that's right

[@jackhiggins9804]

He workin on it ;)

[@huhulili9021]

Its was 4 stacks... Then it turned into 5

[@hisagi5002]

Maybe Pigman drop it or he got it from someone else

[@rei_sen7646]

That's the joke

[@Oscar31YT]

Ten months later, its hilarious to see the highest bid section for weapons have bids like 100k

[@zt7027]

haha august 2020 aote going for 200m go bRRRR

[@wilyriley_]

nowadays 100k wouldn’t even get you an unenchanted aote

[@mr.depthleviathan5425]

laughs in 500,000,000 dollars

[@jeffmcmahon2022]

More like 800k

[@pefenmc1946]

@@mr.depthleviathan5425 ign?

[@Smabby-dn4rg]

Please reincarnate

[@ray4237]

;-;

[@NotMis.t]

Real

[@ghoulygammy]

Someday my child, but until God hesitates to slay Techno then he shall stay until his work is done!

[@NotMis.t]

@@ghoulygammy get out from under my bed you orphan

[@B3llsinmamouthe]

He did its mr pancake

[@chrisjanvier2769]

Back then it took so many people to kill the magma boss but now most people can one tap it

[@hanzogangv2650]

those where da days man

[@runtothesun7974]

When it was during corona and skyblock was the go-to game for every player on hypixel

[@adamplayz5929]

@@runtothesun7974 it still is

[@runtothesun7974]

@@adamplayz5929 bedwars is ahead now. I play both but bedwars is better in my preference

[@unlisted5474]

Except for me who gets one shorted by a zombie

[@nickma24]

Before: kill the boss in like 10 minutes Now: dies in 0.0001 seconds

[@aotd6118]

*true*

[@herobrinecreeper3336]

Now it dies so fast another one can spawn.

[@yesmysticeon]

Herobrine Creeper ikr

[@zt7027]

YourNeighborlyCloud why did you put dashes in the middle of your wor- oh look magma boss down

[@diepitepie]

exactly! I was shocked for hours after that :')

[@lipperman4543]

Technoblade 9:13: “What’s gonna survive the first two hits?” The End mobs: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

[@Vinlyth]

the video was made before the update

[@frkiwii]

@@Vinlyth and this comment is a joke

[@Vinlyth]

Ch3kM4te i mean like he could have done a more recent video on the magma boss

[@minecrafterIVI]

Slayer update: *JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Awaken Theme Starts Playing*

[@frickutwistr19]

Karolis Valeika u mean pillar men theme?

[@uniteneedssleep7010]

He did so much in so little time, truly an absolute legend. Everyone wishes he had time to do so much more. Best of luck to his family, they're experiencing the worst loss of anyone, and wherever Techno might be now, best of luck to him too. Commenting to help boost KZbin promoting his videos, so everyone can see what an awesome person he was, and how awesome his memory is. Technoblade never dies. He lives in our memory O7

[@Pizzazstheory]

Forever and always will he stay in my heart fly high techno fly high

[@noxyproxy]

o7 love you techno

[@b.ankrol_k]

o7 rest east techno

[@retardlol2714]

o7 we love you techno

[@primegenera4465]

O7 Technoblade truly was a legend

[@mark--1291]

6:22 he has been farming potatoes in secret far before this vid...

[@benjaminhuang9804]

wow, never noticed that, thanks!

[@matthewmclaughlin7589]

I just noticed!

[@dmv_thebest4125]

True...

[@pewdsfanlasanga7089]

Its the future techno helping his past self

[@bruhsauce644]

He is a serial liar, first, he lies about how he didnt start farming potatoes until after he gets the pigman sword, then he lies about his potato count and potato production, and there is a good chance he lied about more things too

[@jpeg7082]

When ember rods were actually good

[@rusji0311]

And people didn't one tap the boss

[@yousof8546]

i havent played for a while so can u explain?

[@jpeg7082]

Jonathan Pickles basically the amount of updates has brought so many swords that are much better to use than ember rods (some deal ~30k+ if you know how to) and now they are for beginner lvl By they I meant ember rods are for beginner level

[@yousof8546]

9090fighter damn how much do the ember rods cost if i were to sell one

[@rusji0311]

@@yousof8546 probably around 50k-80k and I'm sure some noob would pay top dollar for one

[@mhyun1]

“The ominous floating stone structure that I don’t know how it got their”. Laughs in Great Potato Dome

[@artino7035]

it's not the potato dome, the dome was build to the left and has a dome shaped roof while this was just a minion storage area

[@FatFetus37]

@@artino7035 guys quick someone whooosh them!!!!!

[@mene6465]

Xenqii that’s not a whoosh big man

[@petalgun1413]

there*

[@notnoobyatgames3285]

It’s probably the place he got the ember armor from

[@starpy_extra]

The fact Techno still has that pillar of bookshelves even after almost 3 years makes me happy, man really can’t bother to put it down

[@jacksonbaye7920]

Shall he rest in peace

[@Noble_Edits]

“ I was getting distracted by the ghast by an idiot” - Technoblade

[@eliaspress8328]

I noticed that to lol

[@egirlkermit2440]

"You have caught something" *A rare technoblade upload*

[@Khieru]

I thought it was gonna say "You have caught something" Syphilis

[@egirlkermit2440]

@@Khieru lol

[@AlaqmarMustafa]

Won't ever happen again😢

[@Chris-qh8qp]

Techno: Who would kill 1.2 million pigs!? Also Techno: *has 320 porkchop in his inventory* 7:21

[@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222]

He didn't kill those pigs his slaves did, see, he's a good person. :D

[@chaosblackstone7286]

yes that is the joke

[@hahaa3341]

@@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222 so true he's the nicest person on earth he would never kill them.

[@cedricouellet9667]

Welcome to the joke

[@cassiewei5765]

@@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222 yea

[@ribow8672]

Im not going to KILL 1.2 MILLON PIGS FOR A SWORD me: you say that with a whole 5 stacks of pork in your inventory

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎

[@sla5hh]

Commenters: *upload schedule jokes* Technoblade: *Im about to end this community's whole career.*

[@baconlettucepotato69]

actually, his school year ended. why do you think he's been talking about school throughout his uploads? SO HE CAN UPLOAD MORE WHEN ITS OVER!!1111!!!1!!111

[@Ngrrr]

What career

[@re5106]

@@baconlettucepotato69 people know that

[@algebrascout3949]

This. Is. Epic.

[@pjatm_]

Hey. News! He left college.

[@jennali9800]

Ok, but can we all take a moment to appreciate the quality of this content?

[@ollieshin]

Irina Blitz yeah these videos take techno so much time like hours of editing and recording.

[@clnne]

I was going to honestly comment about that. as low of quality that he jokes about his videos being, there is a lot of time and effort being put into this, it's astounding yeet techno

[@stevenandersen6989]

7:25-7:40 War on Drugs, prohibition, and terror, Colorized:

[@believer1056]

yes we appreciate them by liking the video

[@Demian1]

yes

[@preston3064]

Technoblade: the only way to get the ember rod is by the magma boss *the auction house would like to speak with you*

[@ezrapradyasta2888]

Ask the seller how they get it

[@9nikola]

@@ezrapradyasta2888 They probably bought it from someone else. Or they begged everyone to give stuff to them until someone gave in.

[@ezrapradyasta2888]

9nikolai oh

[@zain6008]

@@9nikola orrr they fought the boss

[@Maxawa0851]

Yeah but the very first time that rod was aqquired, it was from the boss

[@Soulfuregames]

"whats going to survive 3 hits by this" 1 year later: 1 billion hp mini boss

[@rtietjen]

Yes

[@kingscroom2302]

"I was geting destracted by the blaze like an - Ghast by an idi-by an idiot" Words of god

[@VorticalSafe07PlsSubToMe]

And English was his major

[@anitagrant5016]

Back then it took so many people to kill the magma boss but now most people can one tap it

[@gamechannel6104]

This gave me a stroke

[@rekt307]

@@gamechannel6104 ???

[@gr33nriver77]

Alright, this late April fools joke has gone on for too long. Stop making fantastic content

[@fainton]

how am i the 310th like but the first reply what

[@LaVitr_e]

how am i the 342th like but the second reply what

[@lordofthemehmehs]

How am I not a like and still am the third reply

[@shiulichatterjee7953]

I am 4th reply with 366th like

[@markmyers9589]

5th woth 375 nerds

[@ishaanfx1851]

Technoblade: "What kind of monster would slaughter over a million passive animals for a sword?!" First in my recommended: The Deadliest Sword In SkyBlock .......

[@infern0764]

@MUHAMMAD NADDIM BIN JUMADDY Moe why do you use your moe account

[@ActualTrash8]

@@infern0764 r/hadastroke

[@infern0764]

@@ActualTrash8 sorry bad at englis

[@ActualTrash8]

@@infern0764 it’s ok but *english

[@speakamumbo]

notice how he already started grinding for it and then gave up

[@blue_xenith6094]

this man was a absolute legend and I don't know what I would of done without him, he was a huge inspiration to me and to many other people that watched his content. "They say pigs never fly, but fly high technoblade"

[@shanewh]

He was a legend

[@TomatoBulb]

@@shanewh he still is

[@staceycuriale6616]

@@TomatoBulb excatly

[@Vvvv_2888]

He actually pushed me to try in school cause of everything he was talking about and i am a regional english champion 3 years in a row 93% correct in 24 mins 37 seconds which is the actual state record not only regional

[@Mr_funcomputer-k1b]

​@@shanewh yeah😢

[@BlinkBytee]

Goes on rant about how killing pigs is bad while having 5 stacks in inventory

[@spoonythegamer21]

Clashevv his slaves killed the pigs

[@shadownautti6311]

Danny Tran the comment is 5 days old (FP)

[@Nugcon]

bruh

[@OrchidAlloy]

Congratulations you understood a joke

[@user-md9fp8bh2t]

OrchidAlloy, he has Fortnite in his picture, hes long gone

[@ladder3257]

ember rods was equivalent to beating the freaking game

[@sizzle1266]

stolen comment

[@helenasalame9949]

Agreed

[@jeremymarks8228]

I just saw that comment on skeppy’s vid

[@fartman998]

BobTheDuck9999 not if I rewatch them instead of making progress in life

[@gurka3141]

BobTheDuck9999 F :,,,,,(

[@technoJoe23]

"How much does this one cost... OOOHHH MY GOOOODDD!"

[@Stev_65]

Those times were good.... Ten people killed the boss in 5 minutes, now one person kills it in 0.5 seconds

[@moodman6502]

MY MASTER PLAN: 1: Become barber 2: Become Technos personal barber 3: Cut hair when i please

[@5corch]

Muahahaha intensifies

[@bsod1957]

This now had the perfect amount of likes 69

[@AntonBagin]

If someone likes it it will 96

[@adamlolham1895]

100th like

[@deoce]

Make him bald so we get an upload every hour

[@MrJoshie333_]

Looks like you remembered your KZbin password!

[@slonkazoid]

e

[@notjoestar7319]

e

[@hahaa3341]

e

[@kingslayer3089]

e

[@fullcourtpass]

e

[@blussyfan691]

Technoblade subscribers: technoblade never uploads Technoblade: *uploads* Technoblade subscribers: WHAT A SCAMM

[@matateporfa9449]

KZbin is a paid actor

[@aero1628]

Aykay FRRR

[@Euzoqr]

a good scam

[@FragKampit]

Impossible

[@jamesmonin5981]

dis vid be a SCAMM

[@tuwud7307]

Watching these old vids give me so much skyblock nostalgia 😔

[@AlicrocMS]

it hits even harder now :( seeing him then at 576k and now at 13m after his death is surreal

[@kristiaiaian]

@@AlicrocMS dude shut up. nobody is here to mourn, we want to watch his content without people crying

[@neelofarkhan9692]

@@AlicrocMS it's sad and scary to think that he died of cancer just watching his words give me so much memories good memories and bad memories either way Technoblade never dies😢👑🐷

[@fore4138]

Honestly, I wouldn't say Skyblock became "bad" since the dungeon update, but it wasn't the same game anymore.

[@jacksonbaye7920]

o7

[@hahah17]

technoblade started uploading again i must be dreaming

[@tojouproject]

Well, you are asleep.

[@fright635]

nah its just the haircut

[@Euzoqr]

I slept, I woke up, I saw Technoblade upload.

[@hahah17]

i forgot to wake up

[@Rich-je9fy]

it’s summe3

[@augustosavio2655]

Techno: **uploads more than once a month** Subs: Wait that's illegal

[@panost.5529]

well thats unfotyunately true

[@fartman998]

Mrbeast: lose at skyblock to win 50k Chandler:

[@issac3100]

Ok?

[@tjreds7500]

General Bitler Tgis comment is pure gold. Also Mr Beast: Breathe for 50 Chandler: Suffocated from sand.

[@tree427]

Damn Chandler

[@GaminCatto]

@@Os_E_L Everyones is

[@chinafangirl4879]

This makes no sense....

[@WetzelFN]

this is his hero’s journey. He is making his descent into the underworld to conquer it like he captured our interest and conquered our hearts

[@hypedmaniac8444]

Next episode will truly define Technoblade as a character. Will he retain his moral code, stay his ember rod, and prevent the genocide of his kind? Or will he crumble under such great temptation, that of +200 damage, and succumb to anti-heroism, nay, villainy? I’m truly curious. It looks like this could be the tipping point for our hero... but only time will tell.

[@hisagi5002]

Also next episode. Will Technoblade face the challenge of which is *198 LEVELS!?!?*

[@Patrick-cc3ub]

But ender rod is Garbo lmao

[@MeboDotExe]

Neither. His mission next episode: GOTTA GO FAST

[@flowuhh]

@@Patrick-cc3ub the ember rod is not "garbo" lmao

[@autocorrect08]

@@flowuhh *cackles in aspect of end, 1mil midas sword, golem sword,*

[@enderkid8774]

When I heard him say "one of the most common elements of a hero's journey is the descent" my mind immediately thought he was going to say "descent into madness"

[@mqge2481]

Last time it was this early Technoblade still hasn’t uploaded

[@Pentro]

Mage :0

[@mqge2481]

Pentro :O

[@justsomeguywithfacialhair4987]

Mqge:0

[@gucceh1178]

“by the ghast by a idiot” The Wise words of Technoblade

[@nathanmacy1260]

You should keep uploading skyblock i love it. I just dont like playing it myself lol

[@KyosisPlays]

I like it but it's very time consuming, only a no life pro like Techno could reach this high.

[@aang8026]

Yes

[@MeboDotExe]

I suck dix at skyblock

[@itsaoreo2643]

Frog Juice same I do t find it entertaining but I like watching it

[@Seba-xs8bb]

relateable af

[@Alex-mq8jv]

Technoblade: *gets 99 levels* *gets enchantment* *goes for the next* *need almost 200 levels* *cries*

[@bunnyjr6383]

1 titanic exp bottle will do the trick :)

[@Alex-mq8jv]

Bunny Jr yeah 😂😂

[@russelmfao]

i am actually genuinely entertained by this skyblock vids even though i don't play minecraft

[@ivangregoriomeza6178]

Russelmfao Same Same

[@colegiesbrecht1793]

Play minecraft stoopid

[@anvuongtrucker4167]

Coleo 7 says the guy that uploads fortnite videos

[@norsendo6532]

General Max what’s wrong with playing fortnite?

[@jumble6820]

I enjoy way more watching techno playing skyblock then actually playing it

[@the_yeeting_sandwich802]

“do you think i would kill 48 pigs for a sword?” says techno as he has 5 stacks of porkchops in his inventory

[@baconlettucepotato69]

when you think about it, stealing the ember rod is technoblade levels of cyberbullying.

[@Euzoqr]

yes.

[@traviesavich]

yes.

[@azraelhael]

yes.

[@OriginalLito]

yes.

[@thegreatwarrior7673]

yes.

[@vonical713]

1.2 milion pigs to make the ultimate weapon "A small price to pay for salvation"

[@vazalt3229]

Technoblade:**talks about how disgusting killing pigs are** Also Technoblade: has 5 stacks of pork chops

[@crazedhumanoid5701]

Vazoa lol

[@sanurumi4188]

Also you : *copies a comment and doesnt give credit to the original commentor*

[@crazedhumanoid5701]

sanu rumi and how is he supposed to find the actual original comment and give credit to that

[@mulubulu3000]

David Dai theres a more simple solution, don’t copy the comment

[@everythingisfine8635]

sanu rumi do internet points really matter enough for you to comment about it

[@OfficialNebulaGT]

“I was getting distracted by the blaze, like an i- like- by the ghast, by an idiot!” Truer words were never spoken.

[@Cheesecannon25]

Who would kill that many helpless animals? PETA would

[@PappyP]

Please Explain That Answer

[@willmcc05]

@@PappyP They have taken animals from homes and killed them because they dont think the owners treat them right

[@boomerangdog6945]

@@PappyP wait a second that spells PETA

[@brgan557]

Peta? More like people euthanizing the animals

[@styanax]

@@boomerangdog6945 No crap genius

[@windowsmoke]

These were simpler times...

[@PS-vr1uv]

**looks at blown up lmanburg** uh huh.

[@Demian1]

@@PS-vr1uv .-.

[@ishaanpradhan4997]

@@PS-vr1uv no he meant that the magma boss didn’t get one shot I rlly hope ppl don’t one shot necron in like 3 weeks

[@hhxa23]

now the magma boss dies in a quarter second

[@HondorusOptix]

The more I watch techno the more I realize how funny he is

[@heatherreadsreddit8579]

He really is hilarious! 😂

[@ChupaLmfao]

The more I realized, I missed out

[@xpercade8926]

@@ChupaLmfao hey, at least you realized. there are still 7 billion+ more people who haven't so you're in the top 1%

[@RyattWolf]

Yep, that's our Techno.

[@pitmasterj5387]

5:26 *cough cough* Theseus *cough cough*

[@davidbakke9293]

He’s actually referring to oedipus

[@pitmasterj5387]

@@davidbakke9293 preciate the correction

[@bluefire5646]

The thing is even though I can solo kill the boss in like a minute some guy with unenchanted iron or something pearls in and takes it

[@logicalman156]

It might be unenchanted golem tho

[@umbri_rc8952]

6:42 says Technoblade while having 5 stacks of pork in his inventory

[@fritoburrito8049]

oh no technoblade is becoming a skyblock letsplay youtuber

[@seb6039]

but atleast he uploads more than cuarter of a video every year

[@polarbear3523]

What a SCAMMMMMMM!

[@polarbear3523]

every thing

[@ieatfood891]

“what is dead may never die but those guys are just idiots” well looks like i’m an idiot because you will never die in my heart. R.I.P Technoblade you’ll never die.

[@NoahClevinger]

Technoblade: *uploads* Me: WHAT A SCAAAAAAAAAAM!

[@Extrinoo]

Shouldnt ur reaction be oppositw?

[@mrutherford1106]

@@Extrinoo that's the joke

[@pizzakat]

@@Extrinoo r/wooosh

[@vast3816]

Reddit kids

[@raafatfahim4167]

Technoblade: Uploads 3 times this month Me: Wait *Thats illegal*

[@hermes112]

Actually technoblade, orpheus looked behind himself to see his wife and because of that his wife was in the underworld permanently

[@Woolfs]

Orphans*

[@reverseli]

Man was such a simp he had to look at his dead wife when escaping hell

[@RandomPerson-gf6gd]

@@reverseli *dying of laughter*

[@Hazyla]

I always felt bad about that. Why couldn’t the guy just keep his eyes ahead Jesus Christ.

[@hermes112]

@@Hazyla honestly same, a very sad myth

[@shiyamdabomb]

POV: you are here after techno changed the title and thumbnail thinking it was a new video

[@Matthew_Atacador]

*the 1.2 million pigs weren't harmed in the making of this video*

[@HighlyCritical]

Technoblade: "I know there's this controversial topic of KZbinrs using big red arrows in their thumbnails." Technoblade months later: *uses big red arrow in thumbnail*

[@ridiculouspyro64]

Danny van Dortmont read the description

[@some1playingminecraft758]

then: KILL IT ITS NOT DYING!! now: dies in 0.001 sec

[@sillofrocks]

Bro don’t blatantly copy a top comment

[@maxhymn3386]

Hyperion flex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Bugwaterbugwaterbugwater1]

almost complete copy of other comment

[@luigi7146]

@@Bugwaterbugwaterbugwater1 almost a complete copy of the top reply

[@Bugwaterbugwaterbugwater1]

@@luigi7146 Ok no, just no

[@warturtle2152]

8:04 bob ross technoblade style

[@biang2304]

2:40 "I was getting distracted by a blaze like an id- like the ghast by an idiot" -Technoblade 2019 Edit : wow ty for all the likes lol

[@CancerCadaver]

How did I come across this comment excactly when he said this

[@manrajgill9898]

Just like he got distracted by the floor in the biggest Minecraft duel of all time

[@biang2304]

@@manrajgill9898 was the biggest but dumbest, Techno is an F tier and Dream is just average, they should not be compared in a duel. Dream mains survivals and manhunt where as Techno mains gamesense. Any duels player would have over 50x their experience since with the same time they will have way more experience in combos and others, for Dream he will only fight another player once per 15 minutes of playing and thats just an estimation. Many other duels players are better than Dream and Techno

[@biang2304]

@Atreyaa ?

[@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875]

@@biang2304 Finally someone with a brain. Stimpy could beat dream and technoblade at the same time. Dream is no where near a good pvper. He’s average. Techno is a good pvper. But not amazing. Refraction, stimpy, and so many more pvpers don’t get any recognition because they don’t have a large fan base.

[@Dray1nonly]

I love how he’s talking about how he would never kill pigs and has 4 stacks of pork in his inventory

[@oculism5158]

That poor MVP+ was just so sad about doing everything while techno just stole the ember rod at 4:33

[@visibletonone.superiortoal2033]

And I know him.

[@RongDMemer]

L

[@attackoramic8361]

you can call an mvp+ anything but poor

[@stuff4real10]

Technoblade: Frankly, I am disgusted and appalled that the Hypixel Network would condone killing millions of small animals Technoblade: has 320 dead pigs in his inventory

[@KangarooMonkey]

0:17 he used the actual name? This makes me happy.

[@Im_Hz0]

“I was getting distracted by the blaze by by by a ghast by an idiot.” It’s ok techno I stutter too

[@percythelittlegreenengine1507]

At 6:36 he’s talking about he dose not want to kill pigs but he has 5 stacks of pork chop in his inventory

[@jakoto5951]

Technoblade: refuses to kill 1.2 million pigs for a sword A couple months later: Technoblade: TIME FOR THE PIGMAN SWORD

[@ellaquin]

Who remembers when the magma boss did not take 2 seconds

[@gamingburrito8112]

No

[@sam-content]

These videos are actually so well made. They are like the most entertaining thing I’ve watched in awhile

[@boy9019]

"It's targeting Bill Nye!" Technoblade 2k19

[@Squirrellovesall]

0:14 RIP techno he even said the right name for Heracles instead of using his Roman counterpart truly the greatest nerd

[@toxic.wasteland1864]

Techno’s little “hAH?”s are to only thing keeping me going

[@bunnyjr6383]

7:35 "like knockback 2" I totally didn't have flashbacks to my ember rod getting kb2... sad times ;(

[@OP3MK]

Oof

[@shlop1904]

7:55 left me dead

[@SoapyMacaroni]

I really miss Technoblade already he will be missed may he rest in peace.

[@rq3246]

4:00 i think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen techno blade lose his chill

[@xin3195]

9:46

[@rq3246]

Xin it was less extreme and a little more jokingly but yeah

[@PP-bs5im]

Techno: doesn’t upload Viewers: lmao techno schedule sucks but we love him anyway Techno: uploads Viewers: who is this guy outta here give us techno back ewwwww

[@undefishin]

A Dilemma to be solved for another time

[@waedough3639]

"I was distracted by the blaze like in it like by the ghast by an idiot" - sun tzu 2:42

[@terrancekleppen9431]

Techno: Who would kill (something) MILLION PIGS for a sword. While he is saying that he has five stacks of pork chops in his inventory.

[@ThePRKharel520]

"One of the most common elements of the Hero's Journey is the decent to the underworld" *Joseph Campbell has entered the chat*

[@gayfroggo]

Really...... Why... why

[@thecrab2408]

7:25 Technoblade to Pig: Im sorry little one

[@btinsclan499]

4:25 **items pop up in inventory** Me:WHAT ARE THOSE?????

[@miniiore]

Literally arrows and some talismans

[@nishantkeni447]

7:03 Techno: im frankly disgusted........ Also Techno: has 6 stacks of pork chops

[@ethanlee3813]

Comments Section: 99% Upload jokes 1% Anything else

[@slickboy7932]

0.1% of the “anything else” would be you *I think your comment got copied lmao*

[@Samwy]

2 good uploads in a WEEK? Techno the last time you did this was-

[@scribbezdeluxe6263]

never

[@daridon2483]

0:50 Well, he got the prediction right. 400 hp is nothing now.

[@james8616]

“What monster would kill 1.2 million pigs?!” *coughs in he did it anyways

[@zexsin2117]

Why don't they just name it wyncraft sky edition already

[@elisttm]

skyncraft

[@brgan557]

"I'm sorry little one"

[@georgeofhamilton]

@@elisttm meatcraft

[@AnimadisticaOrKontinakaro]

When technoblade uploads... Everyone: 9:47

[@BnFGProductions]

6:20 This is the potato dome isn’t it?

[@miko4044]

no, he only made the potato dome in the vid "the great potato war" it's just something he had built

[@brysonbred8697]

It is

[@supernoobcraftyt]

@@brysonbred8697 it isn't lol. If you go visit his island you can see they are 3 different structures

[@ioisaname]

@@brysonbred8697 I think it was some kind of coal tower that he built

[@toddhoward7649]

@@miko4044 nope it is the potato dome

[@volcanhacks]

If I was stuck in SAO and techno was their I'd be relieved to know I'm about to be carried through the game

[@chainsblood]

There*

[@thomashanson3476]

5:20 Lord of the Skies🥶😂

[@JayWithABeanie]

*rants about how he would never kill pigs* *has 5 stacks of porkchop in his inventory*

[@grixern5092]

xForce lol

[@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222]

Hus slaves killed those pigs not him

[@MeboDotExe]

“I’m a good person, okay? I didn’t even kill those pigs, my slaves did.”

[@raiiin_]

*Techno: Hi I don’t want to upload but today is different* Next MONTH

[@DuckyMapping]

Skyblock teaches us that entities are nothing but a victim. Entities that it is vital to tell apart from others, to depict. Certain entities are slaughtered for entertainment. People, are the responsible, the correspondent. Skyblock teaches us that there is more than just one world, that there is many, with their own entities. We are not enemies. But friends. Rest in peace, Technoblade. Cancer is nothing more than a disgusting mark. People are nothing but a victim to it. One day, we can look back, at where we started, and be amazed by how far we've come. One day, we can look back at Technoblade, at where he started, and be amazed by how far he's come. 3/07/2022