THE IMPERIUM'S 10 BEST JOBS | WARHAMMER 40,000 Lore / History

[@Luetin09]

If you have thoughts on the next run down video you'd like me to look at or better suggestions for the best or worst jobs in the Imperium drop them in the comments, maybe we will cover your idea next! Thanks for watching as always guys. If you missed yesterday's vid on Vortex Grenades check it out - - kzbin.info/www/bejne/pafQfGOXoqegf5Y

[@kenziemckeever1605]

Luetin09 That talk of Best and Worst Deaths sounds quite glorious. You’d have to include Astral Knights, though.

[@slayahm4ster]

Worst weapons sounds very interesting. I'd love to hear about soldiers reactions to failed weapons like the army's hatred of the original m16

[@allenabbot4110]

Do a video on the Tau Empire

[@Mark-pl3ul]

@Luetin09 you should do a video on your favourite space marine chapters

[@recon3113]

Love your Videos. Could you do a video on known Xenos not part of the major factions. Little known Xenos. Thanks.

[@DryeLint]

10 Best corners of the galaxy to sneak off to while this whole "there is only war" thing blows over.

[@lewis1706]

Lmao I need this one

[@jamesclarke5331]

I'd be surprised if he could do a top 5 in this category

[@MatthewJohnHayden]

Holy Ra this is a really good question.

[@kelborhal2576]

Just head on down to the planet Winchester.

[@aaronnguyen4506]

blows over? never!

[@kobaltapollodorus8922]

"Imperium's 10 Best Jobs" >Thumbnail has picture of screaming woman with three facial scars and a blinded eye. >seems legit

[@YouTubedoesntneedhandles]

Thats one of the sisters if battle you hErEtic

[@bionmccool]

@@mantidream8179 Slaneeshi cultists like their jobs too. Doesn't same much about it tho.

[@hravandil9993]

@@bionmccool "same much" dang what kind of english you been taught bro i want in

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

she cute tho :3

[@kobaltapollodorus8922]

@@nickkorkodylas5005 She is a sister of battle. Of course she is!

[@troglodyte4207]

Highborn nobles: (exists) Tzeentch and slaanesh: “allow us to introduce ourselves”

[@Tacoguy1000]

Ok, that’s a good one.

[@diamondflaw]

You know what, I think slaanesh has the best job. Let's go with that.

[@OldManEsteban]

@Jonathan Stiles you corrupted my father, prepare to be purged

[@leandrochavez6480]

@Ho Lee Shi a poor person with a gun? khorne can handle you a hand- i mean an axe

[@HittingBandy]

@Ho Lee Shi Slaneesh wants to give you candy

[@Mikazuchireborn]

Being a Custodes in the Palace is a surprisingly cushy job. Not only do you have 100% job satisfaction knowing you are guarding the Emperor, you actually get free time! In between guard duty, you actually have freedom to pursue the various arts, reading rare books in the palace library and meditate on philosophy. Even Space Marines don't get that sort of luxury.

[@joshuajones4508]

I imagine the Custodes follow a similar training regiment if not harsher than space marines do solely due to the fact that they must always be ready to guard the God-Emporer.

[@sexylazercatwizard]

Unless you are shadowkeeper and then you are tasked to forever fight the warp portal that can unleash infinite hordes of daemons that would wipe out Terra.

[@spitbukket6862]

@@joshuajones4508 yeah they release mad monsters around the palace and hunt them, but when you’re that powerful and created for duty, that shit is hella fun

[@domschra]

Dont forget the bloodgames which some custodes E N J O Y very much

[@Ilovrdonuts]

the ultramarines actually have 15 minutes each day to pursue these activities, other from the 4 hours of sleep and the strategic training.

[@sooprcoomr4828]

Imagine being "simply middle class" as one of the best fates in your universe.

[@PhoebusApollo360]

It's one of best fates in ours.

[@yeetskeet1581]

@@PhoebusApollo360 honestly

[@ascendedisamazing]

We don't have to IMAGINE it

[@4skin595]

Poverty rate is extremely high all around the globe let's say you have a good 30% rate to be born poor, 30% to be born afloat the poverty line, another 30% to be born middle class, let's say 9% to be born upper middle class. Lasty the 1% is the Millionaires and Billionaires.

[@Balloonbot]

Thank god our world doesn't have tyrannical rulers that destroy innocent lives for power and money, eh? Yeah...

[@jamesa7147]

#1. Being a Guardsmen. Because you should rejoice at the opportunity to kill the Xenos, the mutant and the heretic.

[@antonioabreu5736]

True, but you need to be alive for more than 3 seconds to rejoice it

[@mcmarkmarkson7115]

Titan princeps. Crush, kill and destroy in the name of the emprah

[@hang_kentang6709]

someone's been taking the Regimental Standards seriously i see.

[@Psychoangel-d23]

@CK Lim Thats what im always saying. If youre a random guardsmen deeply in Imperial territory you have little to worry about. Hell if you play it smart you could be doing nothing for the whole Servicetime than sitting around or plinking some Targets at the range

[@eisenhorn5494]

The planet broke before the guard

[@Kcv273]

Man sneezes in the same room as an Inquisitor *Inquisitor slowly turns his head* "You damn Heretic!

[@CBRN-115]

"By sneezing in this very room, you are hereby accused as a Nurgle cultist. HOW DO YOU PLEAD?"

[@homelessswede9675]

역병으사 you just Sneezed 2 min ago inquisitor

[@TmanTheTdog]

Astra militarum Lord general *HERESY*

[@kermitthefrog2578]

This, this is something that deserves an animation.

[@marvinthemustachelad6616]

@@homelessswede9675 you dare question the word of a inquisitor? DOUBLE HERESY!

[@KevlarnHEMA]

To be a Space Marine, hell yes, to become a Space Marine?, Hell no!

[@warmike]

'cuz you're not gonna pass the initiation trials

[@kurtholter4721]

@@warmike Well, many chapters recruit from death worlds,so we would all be dead before we made it past age 1

[@Khornecussion]

@@kurtholter4721 Or, people like me would hit 18, develop Leukemia and fuckin' die to a public execution because they think I'm afflicted by Nurgle.

[@deathkorpswatchmaster2414]

@@Khornecussion have you ever visited kreig before mate. I'm assuming you haven but let me sum it up for you, DONT FUCKING GO THERE. Upon entrance you will be given a gas mask 3 filters and a coat because those are a necessity to survive there

[@wandiriswan6116]

Space Marines can't fap

[@boobas8127]

11. Being a massage therapist for the sisters of battle

[@Selzor]

Yes

[@adeptusspark]

Yes

[@Galliut]

downus baddis

[@johnwalker3602]

Touch her the wrong way and she will purge you for heresy.

[@carljohan9265]

@@johnwalker3602 Unless you make her ask for it first ;)

[@Vollification]

Best job: Rouge trader. Think of it, a galaxy in a neverending war. Think of the profits!

[@chazzwozzio]

Spoken like a true ferengi

[@dreamingflurry2729]

@@chazzwozzio Ok...you must be me...I just thought: Hm...the Ferengi would like it here and they'd sell to anybody who could afford their merchandise :D

[@Bluntz1289]

Time is money friend

[@epiendless1128]

Why would selling makeup help during unending wartime?

[@Khornecussion]

*C A P I T A L I S M.*

[@wightrat1207]

"Spill my beer? You better know that's some heresy."

[@angelwashere8864]

Henesy is heresy

[@Sgt-Wolf]

"You commit heresy, that's a paddling"

[@diegomoreno499]

No "spill my whiskey" now that's all out war.

[@miloslavtokar1080]

*E X T E R M I N A T U S*

[@CdrChaos]

Sgt. Wolf “Think about committing heresy? That’s a paddling.”

[@bplup6419]

You got me into Warhammer 40k and I cannot thank you enough.

[@phreakazoith2237]

welcome to the grimdark side BP Lup. We don't have cookies but service and sacrifice and galactic mayhem

[@_REVERIE]

Same here, bud opened up the world of WH40K to me as well!

[@user_name_redacted]

You mean you cannot tank him enough

[@NinjaRelic1]

How about 10 best Imperial Titans? Active or destroyed, planned or lost, just encompass all known recorded titans, it would be neat to see the best of the best, if they are recorded in such detail.

[@dryze8884]

I second this a video on the 10 most famous Titans would be amazing! But make it Imperial and Chaos titans please :)

[@subarticb5670]

I'm behind you guys on this. Good idea. So my money's on the Dies Irae being number one.

[@finnmathew5136]

Great idea

[@looroouwu]

That'd be great yeah, there aren't many vids about Titans on YT either, sooo

[@danielmcdonald3296]

Ignes Aquilas if it really ever received the chance

[@TheDeathound]

1º Inquisitor: 2:38 2º Highborn Noble: 6:08 3º Adeptus Custodes: 8:56 4º Rogue Traders: 11:18 5º High Administrator: 13:09 6º Titan Princeps: 14:57 7º Planetary Gov.: 17:39 8º Commissars: 20:14 9º (Some) Imperial Citizens: 22:12 10º Astartes: 24:04

[@nerzul3439]

Thanks bro

[@TheDeathound]

@@nerzul3439 :)

[@Innomen]

Yes, seriously, thank you.

[@TheDeathound]

@@Innomen Not a problem at all... ;)

[@GGorsty]

You're the hero! Your comment needs to the top, for obvious reasons!

[@Gormathius]

I'd actually imagine being an inquisitor is either a fantastic job or absolutely nightmarish depending on your personality.

[@somethinglikethat2176]

It's one of those things where if you're good at your job, it's probably not much fun.

[@baronofcinnamontoast3260]

@@somethinglikethat2176 My man just summed up all of 40k in one sentence without trying.

[@Kallnar]

Fun video. But if I may interject; Knights. Being a Knight has all the perks of being a Noble with the added perks of straightforward and honest service to the Imperium. Lives of both privilege AND purpose. I'd say it's a better job than both a regular noble and an astartes. In the case of the latter, Knights (unlike marines) can have relationships, marriage, families, and children, allowing them to feel greater fulfillment on levels no marine can imagine (or by design want).

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

Don't forget entombment within a Titan as retirement...yes I consider this a plus

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@Lord of Warhammer any kind to be honest I view this as a pretty good retirement plan

[@Tacoguy1000]

Kallnar You know, that’s a good one.

[@FEAROWNAGE]

Lord of Warhammer Imperator Class

[@jellyfish6693]

Exterminatus headed your way, heretic!

[@lawrencealcantara]

if i can encompass the whole of the inquisition in one quote: "I'm excusing a lot because I recognize the trauma and the loss you have suffered. But my patience isn't limitless... unlike my authority." -Inquisitor Gregor Eisenhorn

[@barrelwimp2698]

The best deaths is a no brainer. It’s any death that is in service to the glory of mankind!

[@Luetin09]

how do you quantify best though, most spectacular? most valuable? most painful? most memorable?

[@DashPunch]

@@Luetin09 i believe more memorable and valuable would be nice.

[@thevidmonster2600]

By that logic Saul tarvitz and demeter need to be on that list from Istvaan

[@Daimon-X]

'No man died in His service that died in vain.'

[@leadpaintchips9461]

@@Luetin09 Is it service to the glory to mankind? Then it's the best!

[@Anacronian]

I wanna be a guy who makes lenses for cybernetic eyes.. you can make a real career there.

[@nikitamalikov6683]

Fiery the angels fell

[@buildinasentry1046]

Yeah the character designers reallly like those cybernetic eyes lol, could make a fortune

[@weddellseal8414]

Mom would be proud

[@nvwssv8883]

@@nikitamalikov6683 I don't know such stuff... i just do eyes

[@jarodnickell2841]

Rogue trader hands down, it's like The God Emperor of Mankind wrote you a personal letter just telling you to go out and be awesome

[@Eagle-eye-pie]

"........ spilled my beer, you better know that's some Heresy". A joke Luetin? Such flagrant whimsy is unbecoming of the Emperor's Lore Master. Tread carefully, you are being watched... very closely.

[@hexadecimal5236]

I wonder if the en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technological_singularity Will change things? There is no way to know what technology will be invented by cyborgs.

[@FrogEnjoyer17]

Eagle-eye-pie Yep Inquisitor, this video right here

[@Franangrsheim]

Adeptas sororitas underwear examiner? We can never be too inquisitive.

[@Lunkwow]

Heresy most be smelled out and nothing is beneath the IMPERIAL INQUISITION!

[@cr9792]

Cure4Living for some dudes, that makes their panties all the more sniffable

[@Franangrsheim]

The plan is to pose as a lobotomized servitor that also lacks olfactory senses. Jokes on them I will still retain my mental faculties!

[@ValderCorpOfficial]

We must check for non standard imperium sanctioned lingerie

[@Elenrai]

@@ValderCorpOfficial I presume you are with the Ordo Lingerinius?

[@Kreett_]

Top Ten Friendliest People in the Imperium of Man

[@mattmcdonald4033]

Number 2: the Salamanders

[@sand0decker]

Number 3: your commissar

[@mattmcdonald4033]

I have the true number 1 the Inquisition

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

1. Vulkan 2. Salamanders 3. Salamanders 4. Salamanders 5. Salamanders 6. Salamanders 7. Salamanders 8. Salamanders 9. Salamanders 10. Salamanders

[@sand0decker]

True number one is The Emperor, for His Kindness is all you truly need and is given to all His subjects. True number two is The Inquisition for they ensure the average person follows His Will. True number three is the Commissar as they are there to remind you of His Kindness in the toughest parts of your life.

[@Xanthanarium]

I would definitely have put a high tech-priest of the Adeptus Mechanicus in, myself. You can't deny the allure of nigh-eternal life, augmented intellect, and badass weaponry. Not to mention the legions of Skitarii some command. And the Arks Mechanicus are some of the largest and most powerful ships in the Imperium.

[@LOL-zu1zr]

The toasters be looking bulky

[@jamesianhutchison1165]

The expected body modifications are a bit of a turnoff though. For better or worse, I kinda like my bits where they are. 😅

[@thelegosmithy161]

@@jamesianhutchison1165and before you know it, you’ll get a mental turn on by toasters(mental as in you already got rid of Johnny boy down there)

[@Demopans5990]

​@@jamesianhutchison1165 You do have the option for less overt modifications

[@marcleslac2413]

And having a huge collection and producing toaster hentai.

[@HeadCannonPrime]

I think you missed out on the Navis Nobilitae. The navigators are some of the most pampered and protected people in the imperium and unlike the Princepts, they are allowed to choose their own appointments. So basically they get whatever they want on a ship because nobody wants to piss off your only way of getting to where you are going.

[@blzahz7633]

_"I will go to sleep in 10 minutes, this time I will do it. There's nothing that can..."_ *THE IMPERIUM'S 10 BEST JOBS | WARHAMMER 40,000 Lore / History* Luetin09 373 views 11 minutes ago

[@Pworontocokwala]

your profile pic goes great with this comment :)

[@userb3nje909]

Me. Right now....

[@phillip7731]

This is literally me

[@yourneighbour5738]

15:50 1 in 10 million is probably "very high" in terms of Imperium population lol

[@maciejglowacki1997]

But you won't be noticed, because you will probably die at the age of 12 in some factory.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Yes... If a micrometer is considered high

[@johngodfreymalig2328]

I've heard from one of his videos that a million lives of imperial guards would be equivalent to one day of hive world production. So would a hive world produce 1 every 10 days?

[@Mazra42]

​@@johngodfreymalig2328 I believe the comparison between a million Imperial soldiers and a day's production is with regards to the weapons and armor the hive world can produce. The Imperium would sacrifice a million lives to save a single day's worth of weapons production on a hive world, because lives don't matter in the grimdark future - weapons and armor do.

[@OtterTreySSArmy]

They're even higher in the Galactic Empire, which has almost 100x the population of the Imperium

[@Luciferofom]

Worst war machines might be hilarious.

[@12isaac00]

#1 could be any ork contruct forgotten by the orks themselves.

[@drawmaster77]

I want that hahah

[@HeadCannonPrime]

The original landspeeder. Basically a flying recliner with a gun hot glued under the seat.

[@redstonedragongaming8795]

The malcador heavy tank has an engine so ridiculously awful that even an ork trukk engine would be more reliable.

[@lordilluminati5836]

ork gargant

[@dharmeshmistry342]

Luetin, I’d just like to take a moment to appreciate your brilliant and expansive vocabulary. Not only does it captivate me to watch again and again, it draws me into the story every time. It makes me feel the world of 40k. Great job!

[@Mr-Grimm]

The thumbnail is a picture by the artist 'Johannes Helgeson' if anyone's interested.

[@notgray88]

Thanks!

[@flairhayden]

And so begins my "research"

[@Es-zb8vu]

@@flairhayden research huh. Explain. 👀👀

[@Sgt-Wolf]

@@flairhayden I don't think it's that kind of "art" pal.

[@millinakash5785]

Thanks, I really like this art style

[@klabauterbaer]

Hey! Just wanted to let you know a few things, Luetin09. I basically have no idea whatsoever about Warhammer 40k. I have no clue about the tabletop game, and before I came across your channel, I basically had no idea that this vastly detailled universe with a ton of mind-blowing stories was out there. That being said, I now know so much about the W40K universe that I would consider myself as decently knowledgeable on the topic. And that is all thanks to your stunning videos. Your way to present those stories, comparisons or plot summaries, coupled with your (very obvious) enthusiasm for the W40K universe made me fall in love with your channel almost instantly. I sincerely hope that you keep up the good work, because I thoroughly enjoy your content! Thank you so much!

[@Fingeringmyboarddude]

You’re 40k videos are leaps and bounds ahead of all others and we are very appreciative, Any thing you do on civilian lives of races is amazingly well written, thank you x

[@EverestBlizzard]

I wouldn't say all others-When Vaults of Terra was making videos he did some great stuff on the Horus Heresy and Arch Warhammer has some FANTASTIC videos too. OneMindSyndicate also has some interesting videos. But yes, Luetin is absolutely fantastic, probably tied for the best with Arch

[@fort809]

EverestBlizzard OMS makes some of the worst 40k videos on KZbin. They just read the wiki in a monotone voice for 10:03.

[@tn-cj9cc]

I like this and arch

[@Crazyd6666]

@@EverestBlizzard The problem with Onemindsyndicate is that they most of the time only directly read the wiki and sometimes they sound so fucking boring. HOW CAN YOU MAKE 40K BORING? It's actually a achievement making such a detailed and badass universe boring.

[@GiveMeBackMyUsernameYouTube]

*Wanted!* Experienced masseur to help the Adeptus Sororitas sisters with relieving muscle tension and battle fatigue. *Must* be willing to oil up at and provide tactical full body massage at a moment's notice, and should preferably be able to hold a conversation on the topics of flamers and the burning of heretics. Hopeful applicants please contact you nearest Soroitas convent in person or by vox.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

*zzzzip noise* *a dust cloud shaped like me hangs in the air*

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@Flamer Maniac im sure hed love a massage. He's been sitting for millennia

[@rodrigolopezmaya5974]

Pretty sure castration is mandatory

[@Tacoguy1000]

Off, they’ll just get servitors for that.

[@VashdaCrash]

@@rodrigolopezmaya5974 that's in the small print of the contract ;)

[@Blackmandala108]

Coworkers like “what are you watching!?” I’m like “you wouldn’t get it”

[@natestathes]

You didn't share the imperial truth with your co-workers? Yes inquisitior this man here!

[@ad-skyobsidion4267]

The coworkers are HERATICS

[@Unforgiven-0ne]

Your imperial citizen piece is something I have to remind my 40k rpg players sometimes. For every planet that is a terrible, horrible place, there is another world that could be a democracy, or a republic. Each world is it's own mini country and is ran by the planetary governor(or council) and as long as their tithes are paid, the empire doesn't care how the planet is managed.

[@gabrielandradeferraz386]

The trick is how large are the tithes, and knowing who to bribe to make them smaller

[@spacesurgeon253]

inquisitor: you think you can do more exterminatus than me inquisitor: hold my beer me: (spills beer) inquisitor: HERETIC

[@lordinquisitorpeter8221]

Lord Inquisitor: Ha!

[@penial_smasher_500]

BEST RACE in 40k 1. HUMAN 2. HUMAN 3. HUMAN 4. HUMAN 5. HUMAN 6. HUMAN 7. HUMAN 8. HUMAN 9. HUMAN 10. HUMAN

[@Surtur99]

Why do i keep seeing that profile picture literally everywhere on KZbin?

[@ShaqNasty557]

Top 10 races 1. Tyranids 2. Tyranids 3. Tyranids 4. Tyranids 5. Tyranids 6. Tyranids 7. Tyranids 8. Tyranids 9. Necrons 10. Tyranids

[@SuperAmaton]

Top 10 Races: 1. Space Marine 2. Space Marine 3. Space Marine 4. Space Marine 5. Space Marine 6. Space Marine 7. Space Marine 8. Space Marine 9. Space Marine 10. Space Marine

[@Vendrette]

ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ

[@daniilhcl4825]

Everyone is equal before Papa Nurgle, ya know

[@Meartmans86]

Top 10 legendary astartes. Like Sigismund, Garviel Loken, Nathaniel Garro etc :) You could do this for any race, except you know Tau.. Anyone can dig in and pull a trigger....

[@Crazyd6666]

Well probably Sigismund, Polux, Kharn, Loken, Lucius, Dante, Nathaniel, Abbadon, Mephiston, Kaldor Draigo and... fucking Cato Sicarius even though he is a blue berry. Also I literally could continue this list for ages there are just too many Astartes to put in a top list. But I personal number 1 is Sigismund but well my Bias is huge being a Imperial Fist. xD

[@danbrown5736]

Farsight and his crew?

[@nobob8564]

After hearing about horrors and extreme violence and wars in the 40k, it was nice to hear that there is a semblance of normalcy and relatability to the 40k universe. I liked this.

[@zmeyagosho]

My personal favorite job(not on the list), would be empire knight. I believe it to be vastly better than Titan Princeps. Princeps drive bigger robots yes, but bigger robots in 40k means bigger madness and faster road to it. The interface with the titan makes the princeps highly addicted to the point where he cannot plug off from the titan. The empire knights however are not plagued by madness and addiction as much, smaller robot - smaller madness :) In addition, knights are nobles(filthy rich) and actually many of them enjoy great degree of freedom of travel and independency, unlike the princeps who can go only where the Mechanicus wants them to go. Yes, knightly houses are bound to the Mechanicus in some extent, but not by the extent that princeps are. From what I read princeps are little more than skitarii, they are not mind wiped and remotely controlled, but at the end of the day, when the tech priests say jump - the princeps say 'how high' (yes, yes, titans can't jump, but you get my point) Meanwhile the knights have obligation to help the Mechanicus , but no obligation to serve them on day to day bases. Sooo... give me a knight (from house Cadmus preferably) any day, rather the addicted slave of the Mechanicus princeps...

[@terro3842]

Wait a second, only houses aligned to Mechanicus are somewhat embedded within their internal structure (Knights of the Cog). Other houses can choose to embed themselves into Imperial Guard and act with moderately greater degree of independence. Then there are Freeblades, from little that I read these come from the most affluent of the noble houses as they essentially buy themselves out from mandatory service for the Imperial Knights within either IG or Mechanicus. As long as they swear their wargear will be used only to further Imperial cause they can do anything, either sit at home and paint their suit or reach out to any Imperial force anywhere and offer battle support.

[@leetlargo]

Damn, that picture of the space marine holding the body of a guardsman was deep... 😕

[@Powaup]

Was that a Dark Angel or a Salamander? I know Salamanders are nicer to humans

[@piethegreat17]

@@Powaup red and green power armor, looks like a salamander to me

[@JJumper8888]

@@piethegreat17 I've never seen one of Vulcans with that red shoulder plate

[@piethegreat17]

@@JJumper8888 I'm definitely not an expert, I just know the salamanders like green. It's possible the artist didn't have any specific legion/chapter in mind when they drew this. Awesome piece of art regardless.

[@MrMortull]

Most remember something of what it was like to be truly Human, and some of those do genuinely care. All serve at the pleasure of Him on Terra as the shield and sword of Mankind as a whole.

[@AnimatedStoriesWorldwide]

I lost so many Astartes in Dawn of War, i can't feel they have it so good. At least...not with me as their commander.... I treat my Space marines the way commissars treat the guardsmen, and my guardsmen the way Chaos treats their slaves... You don't want to know how i treat my chaos slaves....

[@robdeskrd]

The day you waste Astartes like guardsmen would be your last day in command of anything........ The day they find out about your chaos slaves is your last day, you filthy treasonous heretic!

[@foty8679]

@@robdeskrd In fealty of the God Emperor, our undying lord, and by the grace of the golden throne. I hereby sign the death of an entire comment section, and consign a billion souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects

[@declanedmison5442]

I usually don’t even throw guardsmen at a problem, I just create a giant base to hold until I build a titan.

[@baronofcinnamontoast3260]

Don't worry when it comes to Astartes DoW2 is much more accurate.

[@Psychoangel-d23]

@@declanedmison5442 I just bust out basilisks. If anything survives, a Couple baneblades clean it up

[@MrRobertHerron]

New to the channel so sorry if this was done already and i just didn't see it. But what about Strongest and Weekest enemies of Terra?

[@nekrataali]

Do you mean strongest enemies of the Imperium and weakest enemies of the Imperium? As Cure4Living says, there's so many weaker races throughout 40k that are barely worth mentioning. Probably the "largest-weakest" enemy of the Imperium are the Demiurg, who are allied with the Tau. They're basically dwarves in space and used to be their own faction, but most of their race was wiped out by Tyranids (really they just didn't sell enough models, so GW discontinued them). Other minor enemies include stuff like Catachan Devils (wild animals native to death world Catachan who eat/kill you in a variety of ways), Necromunda rat men, the Krull, and so on. As far as strongest? Probably the C'tan (former gods of the Necrons) and the four gods of chaos: Khorne, Tzeench, Nurgle, and Slaanesh. The ork gods Gork or Mork (even orks can't tell the difference) are also in the running. For non-gods, Tyranid bio-titans and bio-ships. Hive ships in particular are massive...reaching up to 8 miles in length. They're living ships capable of traveling through space and can literally eat a battleship used by the Imperium. Necrons and Craftworld/Dark Eldar are also in the running in the general sense of their technology. They're some of the oldest races in the galaxy and have millennia of combat experience with the technology to back it up. Orks would be the most powerful enemy of the Imperium if they were unified. They have more numbers than all of humanity, except all orks are genetically engineered killing machines. Fortunately for humankind, orks fight among themselves more than they fight other factions.

[@tjbarke6086]

Strongest are probably: Chaos, Tyranids, Orks, Necrons. Weakest are probably: Eldar(whichever kind), Tau. Which isn't super fair to the Tau, but they are a pretty small force in the Galaxy despite their advanced technology.

[@MrRobertHerron]

@@tjbarke6086 Sorry maybe i wasn't clear. I was thinking more along the lines of a deep dive into types/subspecies not just factions on a high level. For example the warp has a lot of divers entities some strong, some not. Same with all factions. I think a fun video could be make of specific examples of the strongest of the strong and how the stack up again each other. Same with the weak stuff. It might just be fun to see a humorous list of all the pathetic things that make the Asartes laugh when they see one try an pick a fight.

[@Sigilstone17]

@@tjbarke6086 Ironically, the Tau aren't even that advanced, even the Imperium has more advanced technology than the Tau. The Tau's advantage is their tech is more uniformly advanced whereas the Imperium's best stuff is rare and in the hands of only the elites.

[@espatecfuet7968]

@@nekrataali 8 miles? emperor's spaghetti intensifies

[@furiousfinch1587]

The Top 10 Heroes Of Humanity The Top 10 Villains Of Humanity The Top 10 Heroes Of Xenos The Top 10 Villains Of Xenos

[@joeyberg5765]

Hell yes, my vote for top Xenos villain goes to Trazyn the Infinite, one of the only Necrons we know of to converse openly with other races and even engage in "trade", in a manner of speaking. The guys like if General Grievous and Erwin Rommel had an undead cyber baby.

[@jhl3653]

Any such list without Grimaldus, honored hero of Helsreach, Reclusiarch of the Black Templars, will earn the wrath of our chapter. [angry noises]

[@popolynn2]

ol' one eye would be cool to see

[@srbrant5391]

"There's powerful heresy at work here." -- Inquisitor Ruckus (No relation)

[@akujiazure2607]

I came here because the nice sister of battle art stated because I like this youtuber greatly

[@UNION_JACK_THE_RIPPER]

being the emperors caretaker you get the title of kitten

[@danukil7703]

And living with the Fabstodes, if that is what you are into... ;)

[@ricardotorrence6459]

Hahahahaha

[@styngraven8897]

Man... That's a waste of some good man power there...

[@onomatopoeia3462]

@@styngraven8897 better than being in slave city

[@exactinmidget92]

the best job is Inquisitor. you do whatever you want and your boss is a dead guy.

[@raistlarn]

@Random Imperial Guard that's kinda what he said.

[@Anonymous-uw6rj]

The Emperor... dead... HERESY

[@megaatomicpickle]

THE EMPEROR IS NOT DEAD

[@l7986]

Looks like someone is getting their name added to the purge list

[@PaulusCunctator]

I still maintain that the best job is the Governor of a Paradise World, not only can you do whatever you want, you're in charge of a planet-sized luxury resort and your only responsibility is to continue existing.

[@petrsukenik9266]

24:34 space marine actualy care about guardsma *cry in imperial* most beautiful thing i ever seen

[@kendrickrochelanzot2053]

That's a salamander. I love them because they care for humans alot more

[@somethinglikethat2176]

@@kendrickrochelanzot2053 the Space Wolves... not so much.

[@PrincessOzaline]

"The role of commissar is refreshingly honest," Caiaphas Cain says hello.

[@ThirAilith]

Badass bolter using ladies as backup?? Where do I sign??

[@Daimon-X]

Melta Maidens

[@countessalicetepes]

Cant touch though

[@ThirAilith]

It's not cause I wanna touch them, it's cause they r badass. It's all about fighting though

[@leadpaintchips9461]

With a fanaticism that rivals Space Marines, and bolters are their concessions towards practicality. Otherwise they would be exclusively using flamers and meltas because of the purifying properties of the flame. Their faith is so absolute and unyelding that they can perform acts that are on par with Grey Knights. It's unsustainable for extended periods of time, but they can sustain injuries that would put a Space Marine down, wield strength on par with terminator armor, or shoot with an accuracy that is only explained by the blessings of the God-Emperor.

[@ThirAilith]

Makes them even more interesting

[@kasus123]

Even with a good job in 40k you are still in heavy danger of dieing in a horribly painful way. Id love to see a video that covers the life of a chaos marine.

[@shadowhands3321]

as any living thing in any reality....^^

[@drakkenmensch]

Any job the Emperor provides is good as it serves His Will! You have been reported for heresy, sir!

[@dianapadilla9578]

True you still die they forced you to work your but of everyday with no break.

[@dianapadilla9578]

Even the Imperium military never retreats if they did they would die and that sucks.

[@dianapadilla9578]

And if you date a xeno you'll be destroyed that sucks also just because I dated a alien that's not fair.

[@Stein871]

Top 10 waifus of 40k

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

1. Every female Tau ever.

[@jaypea30]

*REAL NUMBER ONE* 1.Sister Miriya

[@12isaac00]

indeimaus is leaking

[@W.H.138]

Sanguinius will be no.1 to 10 no doubt.

[@spethmanjones2997]

Um have you guys even _seen_ Sanguinius

[@danbasford7456]

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" However, "Everyone expects the Emporium Inquisition!"

[@yootoobecansoogmiballs8735]

What does the Spacemarine Officer say: "In the Grimderp of the Future there are no helmets only Armor!!!!"

[@creo8421]

Can't wait for an in-depth look at the Tau

[@BaronVonMott]

SPACE COMMUNISM That's all you really need to know 😁👍

[@punishedbearzerker5400]

You'd get the same effect by staring at a trash can for 20 minutes

[@coltdelarge5317]

I would totally be a gue'vesa

[@Crazyd6666]

A in-depth look with MY THUNDER HAMMER!!! YOU FOUL XENOS LOVER!!! MAY THE EMPEROR GIVE YOU MERCY AFTER DEATH!!!

[@billywise643]

Joseph Mottram dammit you beat me to the punch.

[@bauzer277]

GW should seriously pay Luetin for making 40k even better! Anyway, a dark video of Drukhari would be awesome! Thank you for your awesome videos!

[@fairhair1539]

How about the 10 greatest primarchs? Use whatever standard you want "military ability", "administrative", "achievements" etc. Could be fun to try ranking them, and also open a MASSIVE freeforall down in the comments

[@JustAPenguin1673]

10. You 9. Can’t 8. Rank 7. The 6. Emperors 5. Sons 4. Like 3. That 2. Heretic 1. Sanguinius

[@bentonmadsen4168]

ROGAL DORN WILL FORTIFY THE #1 POSITION ON THIS LIST

[@avrath3956]

1# Sanguinius

[@MusMasi]

Top Ten will be Rowboatgirlyman and no one else. All hail the emperor Mat Ward.

[@combineeliteunit8769]

I would like to boop this list!

[@emjaaaay]

Commisar might be a "good" job, until you get assigned to a deathkorps army and you have to wrangle a bunch of gasmask wearing lunatics who might shoot you for not being willing to affix your bayonet and charge over the top with enough zeal..

[@pwnerdowner]

I would love a few of the following: Best/Worst Weapons, Best/Worst War Machines, Strongest Races Ranking (tiers based on strength, for example 1. Imperium 2. Orcs 3. Tyranids 4. Chaos, etc..., Top Threats to the Imperium Ranking, Top 5 Strongest Characters, Top Greatest Wars in Galactic History, Titan Video Overview (what they are, capabilities, famous Titans/engagements

[@GabrielWarlock]

How about a top 10 worst Legion Astartes initiation rituals?

[@philipgotbored6495]

You are the reason i fell in love in Warhammer 40k lore. Everyday i walk for an hour or more around the town and listening to your lore videos. Thank you!!!

[@dragonsdenwithvalusthedrag7381]

Could you do a top 10 best Primarch weapon?

[@VioletDeathRei]

Most would be Vulkan's many hammers and Perturabo's many guns, with Ferrus Manus's sword and Fulgrim's hammer in there.

[@somethinglikethat2176]

Vulkan's hugs, followed by his hammers.

[@wolfyboy]

Is "massaging the sisters of battle after a long day" on this list? XD XP

[@recu1]

heretic

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

@@recu1 You dare deny the holy sisters of battle their massages? _You_ are the heretic!

[@KingAndy1992]

I feel like being a chapter serf for the Salamanders wouldn't be so bad. They seem comparatively merciful and humane, and you'd enjoy the relative safety of being near to astartes all of your life.

[@onevastanus]

Assuming that being near Astartes is safer than being a random person in a place that has never seen a war. It's a big galaxy after all.

[@superspies32]

Also if you are serf of Lamenters, you have survivability rate higher than entire chapter and your jobs are lighter because the chapter usually operated with less than 20% capacity

[@nescafe123456478]

I have never been a fan of the 40k lore or storie etc. Bu I must say that I Realy enjoy your work. I have watch so many of your video and have started to love the lore and want to know more of if. Thank you for the good work you do and how you make it interresting. (Sorry for bad grammar and spelling)

[@Luetin09]

The best BEST... not the WORST lol XD - I corrected it fast enough!

[@Georgious]

How about the ten most and least morally corrupt indiviuals in 40k history. Including not including those corrupted by Chaos. Or the ten worst/best decisions in the history of the Imperium. I know I'm on the something her, but I don't know how to phrase it. atleast allong this line of thought.

[@masterme1337]

@@Georgious Like personal gain corrupt while still following the emperor's path.

[@Georgious]

@@masterme1337 Yeah like the Ten Worst things done in the name of the Emperor (That he would probably disagree with)

[@Georgious]

@@masterme1337 Or the Ten worst Atrocities commited by the Imperium.

[@JuanPablo-xf4ps]

Where did you get the thumbnail from?

[@DarkFire515]

How about a followup video about the accomplishments of legendary Inquisitors such as Eisenhorn? Great lore video as always!

[@Xion_Toshiro]

If I were to "pick a best 40k Job:" 1) Inquisitor 2) Astartes 3) Commisar 4) Titan Princeps 5) Rogue Trader I like the idea of getting to choose where & how I put a boot to the backside of Darkness. -- If you're going to face down the 41st Millennium - you might as well do it in a manner that feels meaningful.

[@iglidor]

All the jobs you mentioned are inherently quite dangerous and outside of the last one will leave you with little personal freedom. I would absolutely agree that these jobs are coveted, but definitely not "the best". Edit: Also I am missing any position related to techpriests. I mean they get a lot of freedom in pursuing new knowledge and experiements, they get all the best augmentics and have lots of very cool powers and abilities.

[@jhl3653]

You forgot "Pleasure Servitor" for the Sororitas.

[@thetuerk]

I'd love to see a "BEST WEAPONS" (IMPERIUM OF MAN) video next !

[@oyrihl]

Any job that lets me serve the God Emperor is the best job.

[@drakkenmensch]

You sir speak the Emperor's Truth. You may be called upon in the future to provide sessions of group therapy at Imperial re-education facilities for those found guilty of heresy.

[@whosaidthat5236]

I’m sure there will be plenty of accounts about heroic last stands I think that would be a good video . Especially with how good you are at putting the right music to match the mood and tone to add feeling to your narration that goes above and beyond what KZbin deserves. You and Astarte need to team up and do some short films his CGI with your storytelling wow just wow ! Lol gave me goosebumps

[@fremenondesand3896]

Didn't see it mentioned on the list, but I imagine being a priest or clergy member on a shrine world would be another nice thing. Wake up, say some prayers, eat nice food, go sleep. Rinse and repeat for your entire life. And whilst you mentioned it as one of the worst jobs, a feudal serf could be a good life. It was for our ancestors, a third of the year being holidays, working the land is good for the soul (and soil is proven antidepressant).

[@5chr4pn3ll]

A lot of these are highly questionable tbh, they are more to do with power than they are with "good" jobs. Inquisitor, being one of the few that actually knows what humanity is up against and not only that but you actively have to challenge those horrors. Same with Custodes. The highest pressure imaginable lays on you, and when most viewers can't do pushups once a week these guys live to push themselves harder every day. High governmental work/planetary govenor. Constantly having basically everyone under you plot to stab you in the back and take your seat from you. Somewhat stressful. Princeps. Slowly going actually insane because your mental self image is being torn in two, as you pray with every breath to be put back in the matrix for just one more hit. Commissar. Being hated and feared by your own side, and expected to weed out and even kill them. Not to mention active combat engagement constantly. Not a good life. Astartes. You don't face hardships, you face THE WORST the galaxy can throw at you. Constant pain, constant brushes with death, and no genitals. And like the Custodes you live your job, no time for miniature painting there are more pushups to do. Nobility, Rogue Trader, Lucky Citizen; those I buy. Those are good lives, mostly because they have relative safety and even choices.

[@vulpes7079]

An Astartes can't even have a wank every now and then. Think I'll stick with Rogue Trader

[@marcinzysko1653]

that was my thought as well. Most of these jobs only look good from outside perspective. But in reality only the top most toughtest and smartest people in the galaxy would be able to manage them.

[@evilemuempire9550]

Yeah, coming from the perspective of somebody not in to Warhammer, a lot of these still seem pretty shit. Maybe the guy who paints all the skulls and eagles on everything would be a better pick

[@yossarian00]

@@evilemuempire9550 It seems shit because its a lot of very hard work but in "reality" (of this universe) if you aren't someone important doing something equally important, you're fucked. Its just a matter of when, without a fighting chance

[@evilemuempire9550]

@@yossarian00 That’s kind of why I’ve had a hard time getting in to any Warhammer stuff, no offence if that’s what you’re in to, but fucked with no hope all the time just is not that fun for me

[@Jesse__H]

Paddling the school canoe? Oo you better believe that's a heresy. 😂

[@simtexa]

I am surprised you didn't mention any of the Adeptus Mechanicus. They enjoy the luxuary of not having to adhere so strictly to the rules and ideals of the Imperium, and get to spend their time inventing and working with machines, science and technology, which is the dream of scientists.

[@bjorncattell-ravdal2992]

Inventing machines? Sounds like tech heresy to me

[@nosmi]

Inquisitor: Custodes, obey me. I have the authority Custodes: [LAUGHS IN GOLD]

[@CharlesUrban]

I think there was a confrontation like that in a Black Library short story.

[@lukeskywalker82]

Of all of these, it's the Titan Princeps that resonated with me the most, since I played the Dawn of War Winter Crusade (Order Route). Seeing how entire regiment, including ultramarines join forces to protect the titan crew was really something. And then that last mission where you get to control the weapons of the titan. Oh boy. You finally understand why are the titans so important. Its weapons so powerful, they can destroy a monolith with a single direct hit, hell, even two grazing shots can be enough to destroy it. The excitement I felt from just destroying each of those bloody things with a single shot was huge. I can barely imagine the excitement the Princep felt at that time, finally using his willpower to destroy the enemies of man with extreme prejudice.

[@jeremyc4811]

Oh man, that Space Marine dual wielding plasma pistols, has a life expectancy of about 2.5 turns.

[@evanmcc1877]

Best job?? Every job is the best job, anyone disagrees is an heretic

[@Peztllence]

@Gavin Beaver it is heretical to correct your brother's grammar.

[@evanmcc1877]

@Gavin Beaver for my grave heretical error in grammar I will seek penance in a penal legion

[@Vypren]

Suggestion: How about a spin off series about lives/jobs in say the Tau or Eldar society? IF there is even enough lore surrounding those factions regarding the lives of their citizens. P.S: im enjoying your videos immensely. Keep at doing this marvellous job. You rock!!

[@onevastanus]

You may begin when ready. Good luck!

[@charlesfuchsel8133]

Top ten best psychers in 40k

[@sicarius6501]

Psyker*

[@AAhmou]

Obviously the Emperor of mankind #1.

[@negative6442]

@@sicarius6501 *Siker

[@sicarius6501]

@@negative6442 *Sicko

[@mheekkim2901]

Debatable list The Imperium's 10 best jobs by Kreig 1. Charging at enemy with Shovel 2. Charging at enemy with Bayonet 3. Charging at enemy with Lance 4. Charging at enemy with Chainsword 5. Charging at enemy with Spoon 6. Charging at enemy with Fork 7. Charging at enemy with Spork 8. Charging at enemy with Rock 9. Charging at enemy with Fists 10 Charging at enemy with your own shit

[@tylerpeterson3281]

I would like to note that while not the norm, some governors are elected by noble councils, take pavonis from the 1st and 4th ultramarines novels

[@Crazozourus]

I want to believe that in the grim darkness of the future I would be someone of significance but the truth is, I would probably end up as space toilet cleaning servitor.

[@LordMarps]

Although heavily retconned now, I still love Ian Watson's Space Marine novel, describing the hierarchies within Hive Worlds and the friction between the upper hab and scumnik groups (and those in between). I got the picture that Lex's family had it super cushy, relatively speaking.

[@Hao-pg3hx]

Video suggestion: Space Marine Relationships to other Factions within the Imperium

[@sl600rt]

All tasks in the Emperor's service are equally righteous and joyous, heretic!

[@thisisfredherbert]

I was always bothed by Rouge traders. I think you explained it to perfection

[@caveman3984]

Top ten largest war machines!!! You could talk about some of the absolutely huge Imperial ships and the Eldar craft worlds and stuff. Love the video by the way.

[@valtersplume3726]

And the Necron World Engine!

[@imperfection9129]

Best Astartes Chapter to be in 1) Salamanders. Why? Immune to fire, bad ass glowing red eyes, some actual remaining humanity and care for lesser humans, and an alive(?) Primarch 2) Space Wolves. Why? Some of the most fierce warriors in all the Astartes Chapters, follow their own codex, super enhanced smell, hearing and sight, and cause Ragnar Blackmane is the Chapter's youngest and most badass Wolf Lord

[@Mikazuchireborn]

Let's not forget the Salamanders have some of the best gear a Space Marine can get outside of Deathwatch. Since they spend so much time working on their equipment, making tiny improvements and customization, they probably have more master-crafted weapons than any other chapter! And believe me, the Salamanders "Master Artisans" rule is an absolute blast to play on the tabletop.

[@ExterminLord]

nurgle must be a nightmare for space wolves and their enhanced smell :o

[@imperfection9129]

@Inquisitor Shadowlord I do like the Black Templars mainly cause I enjoy the specific roll of Chaplin's (and they got a lot of em) and how they handle diplomatic situations within the chapter. They have a respect for one another but they also do not fear to speak their minds. But I kinda lose it when it comes to their lack of compassion for humans. Sometimes it's funny or comical how they think of humans but other times they are so far gone from their humanity theres no way to relate. But yes they are badasses with the blood of Rogal Dorn who fight the Endless Crusade in the name of the Emperor so it's hard to hate

[@ihaveamouthandimustscream5649]

Great stuff as always! Would really like to see you do "Worst fates/deaths".

[@ColdFuse96]

The thumbnail kind of looks like Himeko Toga if she was forced to stay in her Uraraka disguise to survive in the W40k universe for several years, and she actually managed to climb the ranks somewhat.

[@SkullkidProductions]

love to see a worst to best hairstyles in 40k, maybe worst to best sandwiches in 40k? worst to best pets in 40k? Honestly anything you make I’ll probably watch lol

[@nikitatarsov5172]

A very good insight into the fiction of 40k, even the very most of 40k authors can't catch this feeling. Nice job^^

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

Janitor in the imperial palace surrounded 24/7 by the custodes and in the presence of the Emperor of Mankind himself,

[@thatdiavologuy3568]

Thats just a custodian with a broom

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

@@thatdiavologuy3568 NO ITS NOT!

[@thatdiavologuy3568]

@@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 (:

[@gent9358]

"Titan Princeps" Me: TItan Princess?

[@manhornhead2659]

That Battle Sister thumbnail was so adorable I just had to click on it. The Battle Sisters simply must be the topic of your next long, in-depth and epic 40K video. I think those white haired female nutbags are one of the most iconic and interesting stories of 40k lore.

[@thearchangel8372]

For me, it's either a rougue trader (freedom, answering to no one, travelling space, fighting when you feel like it, basically a 40k Han Solo), or a high administrstor (laziness kicks in)