The Japanese Army VS deadly Crocodiles in WWII (Ramree Island Massacre)

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[@carlewen-lewis3305]

Narrator: "A saltwater crocodile" Me: *listens and nods* "Assault water crocodile"

[@theamphibinator]

Best comment on here

[@bigcat9558]

Lol fax

[@oksomynameisjeff4212]

nice pun

[@SpartanGaming7739]

Yes

[@mrmakovec6198]

That's basically every croc

[@hanniballanda794]

Japanese Army: We will invade Ramree. Crocodiles: Hey, who ordered japanese food?

[@verifiedstalker6820]

😂

[@kingcrimsonrequiem2959]

Aight that’s pretty fucking good

[@p0pc0rn35]

Ooohhhh I get it it’s dumb but it’s pretty good 🤣😂

[@monkeyball9223]

😂😂😂

[@largol33t1]

The croc who asked about the Japanese food order: "We did!" (All of the crocs)

[@alfredoalfaro5000]

Imagine being a croc in those times: One day metal monsters rain death on your home and even the toughest of you get blown into a pulp if hit by the falling thunder. Next day, as if a prize for surviving, there’s endless free snacks going through your neighborhood.

[@Grandpaneedsblood]

Dragon look or godzilla

[@joggingscissors632]

Bonus: the new snacks have the subtlest notes of Wasabi.......and karma.

[@Flickerbeat]

POV of these crocos *Yesterday was wild - Bob and Karen both got killed by loud thunder like things, and I've heard half the neighborhood is gone. It's simply tragic, AND I'm hungry... What can I do? What can I do? Oh look! Snackies! 0v0*

[@bwerx]

There were stories from allied soldiers of hearing screams of terror and gun shots in the middle of the swamp and then followed by dead silence which spooked most men.

[@LaTengoComoelZague]

It was only one story by one man. And most ppl don’t believe him. This is a far fetched story based on his book. Would be a good movie tho

[@gavinhuttpacificrim]

@FatalPies I feel like it'd be hard to react to a crocodile trying to eat you

[@alexniemy7346]

@FatalPies The skin of those crocs are crazy thick and they could withstand some shots. Moreover, the Japanese troops wouldn’t be able to see them as they were under the water and even if they knew the location, the water would significantly slow down the bullet. Most of the soldiers were fatigued and had malfunctioning weapons and couldn’t fend off the crocs.

[@tacomyloh9799]

@@alexniemy7346 Also, crocodiles camouflage really well, and I feel that it’s the huge old crocs that have thick hides that targeted the soldiers, so the damage that the bullets would do is quite limited, however, I’m in no way a biologist so take my words with a grain of salt

[@S0ulinth3machin3]

@FatalPies bullets don't travel very far through water. Only a couple of feet. To a croc, the bullet is probably not lethal if the croc is more than a foot under water, the bullet will have lost too much velocity.

[@bryantnojang709]

Baby Croc: Grandpa what did you do during the war? Grandpa Croc: Let me tell you about how I got that Samurai Sword.

[@shawnofdanaukota3843]

Grandpa Croc: After I ate a soldier with a sword, I said “Fine little blade, maybe I can pick my teeth with it.”

[@hoangnhamnguyen532]

Lol

[@yeahwhatever3576]

You copied this from someone else's post on the Mark Felton video. Pathetic

[@muscleman5506]

@@yeahwhatever3576 so it's comment maybe they didn't see on the mark felton video

[@bryantnojang709]

@@yeahwhatever3576 lol who said I can't 😂

[@Miguel_2951]

Allies to the crocs: We weren’t expecting special forces!

[@michaelolmos8257]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE ALLIED SPECIAL FORCES!!!

[@emmanuelperez8094]

Crocs: We Are just here to help guys tell us what to do will get it done

[@felipeaugusto2600]

Croc: That's the point, sergeant.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Crocs: "If you guys could do your damn jobs against a buncha shrieking Imps we wouldn't be here."

[@Temerald51]

Thats the point sergeant

[@IceCold11235]

Emu: We beat hoomans in a war once! Crocodile: That's cute.

[@esochibuike8477]

This is such a good idea for a horror/Thriller movie. It'll start with the allied attack on Remree Island with an opening gunfire scene. A young Indian captain is tasked with dislodging the Japanese forces occupying the area. After that it'll move to the escape of the Japanese soldiers through the swamp with all the snakes and insects. It'll then show the bloodthirsty crocodiles and the fatigue and starvation the soldiers faced and how they couldn't fight the reptiles off. It'll be filled with much gore and blood. There'll be scenes where the crocodiles will come into camps and drag off soldiers one by one. There'll be an antagonist large "Alpha" crocodile that'll be resistant to any weapons the soldiers use. This crocodile will be the main villain. Then the final scene will show the last and final escape of the lucky soldiers. On the speeding escape boat, one of the soldiers will look back on the horror they witnessed at Remree, citing that the terror of war is not always about the bullets or barb wires. But something even worse.

[@nachox28x28]

Jurassic Park 1940-something

[@theprinceoftides6836]

@@nachox28x28 Or Jurassic Perk, the real extreme deal lol.

[@safeysmith6720]

Ok you sold me, I endorse this film. Now go forth and make it, I will wait here patiently.

[@thevibedoctorphd]

I think there is a film like that. Seen a thumbnail on KZbin called Saltwater: Battle of Ramree Island.

[@brixenlang3207]

good idea…

[@bruhmoment9234]

Americans: _The trees speak Vietnamese_ Russians: _The snow speaks Finnish_ Japanese: _The water hisses crocodilian_

[@ztomoe1820]

@@matthewp9156 😐

[@Georgespatton-wh8gj]

You triggered my flash backs

[@doni5405]

vietnam: the forest speak wandering soul

[@Djthesiberiancat]

American and Japanese : the wind play violins (mosquitoes)

[@NovusOrdo_]

Germans: The potato fields speaking polish.

[@doggonongrata8905]

"Japanese Army vs. Australian Special Forces"

[@joritos2147]

Croc

[@dermotmeaney]

It has been 3 seconds and you get 37 likes

[@NishiMiyamura]

Man basically Australia uses crocodiles against the Japanese then the Japanese used emus as revenge

[@yankee_0013]

They don't call it an operation, they call it chow time

[@BlackHat-qf2bc]

I take offence to this

[@thorthostenson9566]

Japanese: *Exists Crocodiles: "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"

[@tswagg504]

I am a veteran as well as a Crocodile. We still don’t get the credit we deserve for our role in victory against Axis forces. We were very strategic with all of our kills and our success rate was bar none.

[@user-tk6li9li5n]

One time I tried to edit the page about the battle of Ramree to include the saltwater crocodiles as part of the allied forces, it got re-edited shortly afterwards :(

[@rakosh5209]

Japan: retreats into Crocodile territory. Crocodiles: “so you have chosen... death?”

[@bruv416]

And the people in 60ies you took one of us we take one of yours.

[@fomoyearsfofofiv8178]

"So, you have chosen to be a banquet".... the crocs.

[@chadgaming7466]

Cringe

[@rakosh5209]

Cringe

[@chadgaming7466]

@@rakosh5209 thanks

[@2thicc669]

“I remember eating some people during world war 2, it was like an all you can eat buffet” - some crocodile in an interview

[@justineallandevelos6491]

Interviewer: so if its okay can you tell me the story on how did you recieve those medals? Croc veteran: ahhhh.....yes the battle of Ramree island 1945 i remember like it was yesterday

[@BlackPanther008]

Man, some of those crocs are probably still alive in that swamp to this very day.

[@didjerydooo6716]

@@BlackPanther008 that’s what I was thinking lol

[@richardstratford7126]

@@BlackPanther008 no. Crocs live 50-70 years

[@hngh6404]

@@richardstratford7126 There were probably juveniles that are really old now.

[@Yggi11]

Given all the rape, torture, mutilation and murder the Japanese soldiers carried out, this was simply justice.

[@alexconn7473]

it was also nature taking its course

[@MrBigShark]

Yeah and the american and the allies soldiers were angels

[@alexconn7473]

@@MrBigShark both sides are known for committing atrocities during a war but sometimes the atrocities of one side are far worse than those of the other

[@oceanberserker]

@@MrBigShark Our hands weren't entirely clean during the war, it's true, but compared to the likes that perpetrated Auschwitz or worse still, Unit 731, and those that sanctioned them, whether tacitly or openly? Yeah, I don't wanna see some know - nothing talk like he has anything worthwhile to say.

[@LightningWing11]

@@MrBigShark He never said they were angels. What’s he supposed to do, point out every single side in WWII that committed war crimes and atrocities? That wasn’t the point of his comment. Focusing on one side in a comment doesn’t automatically absolve every other side.

[@Elly3981]

I remember seeing this with my mom and thinking how tragic it must have been for these Japanese soldiers to be attacked and eaten by killer crocs if disease didn't get them first. My mom said not to feel too sorry for them since the Japanese caused a lot of trouble in China, Korea, the Philippines, and Vietnam (our home country), during the war.

[@LagunaL8]

Those kind of people remind me of the middle east who cheered at 9/11 cause the USA caused them trouble. Its very disturbing.

[@Electivedrop]

I read up on the rape and sexual violence that the Japanese soldiers performed on "comfort women" during World War 2 and honesty I think the crocs should've just eaten all of the soldiers.

[@kli_avril]

They deserve it

[@user-sp6ze1ny6o]

@@kli_avril Those soldiers who fought on the Ramree Island didn’t commit war crime though…

[@yaburu]

@@user-sp6ze1ny6o They would have though if given the order.

[@jigsawproductions6171]

*“WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP” Intensifies*

[@Karma92008]

BAHAHAHAHA

[@flexingfletchyt4756]

LMAO IM DEAD

[@cakeboy7782]

Underrated

[@59master60]

BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY SHREK

[@Funny_fuck]

Reddit moment

[@CivilWarWeekByWeek]

Thus the holy trintiy, Australia vs emus, china vs sparrows and Japan vs crocodiles

[@seththomas3418]

Don't forget US vs python, the war is still ongoing.

[@23tovarm5]

@@seththomas3418 oh god especially in florida

[@emperormemehelmii4057]

American vs Hornet

[@lightningfletch5598]

Ecuador and Goats.

[@shishiwakamaru4]

America vs Vietnamese tigers

[@hopper8514]

I like listening to you guys talk about animals in a detailed way like this. Good stuff.

[@jacobwaters1147]

I would actually want Japan to make a natural horror film about this

[@janekmundt579]

Sadly won’t happen or if it does it will glorify the soldiers. The Japanese do not condemn their fascist past compared to say Germany

[@parkmallbaby]

Its called the Godzilla and Ultraman movies.

[@donpula6349]

​@@janekmundt579Yep, the Japanese were a prideful people and have a strict way of honor very serious.

[@TheRealFocalors]

_"Hey guys, the Japanese we ordered are here."_ - Some Crocodile in the 1940s.

[@jeffthemercenary]

Proceed to call every crocodile in the country

[@TheRealFocalors]

@@jeffthemercenary _"Hey Chuck! Chuck, it's your cousin, Marvin Berry! Remember that Japanese you wanted? Well look at this!"_

[@LedosKell]

Chewy

[@anthonysaintonge]

They were feastiiiiiinnnnnnn

[@someonesomewhere5857]

Door Dash answered their calls

[@marcello7781]

Croc be like: "What are you doing in my swamp?"

[@Marcs_NotOut]

"SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN'T THE SHARPEST CROC IN THE SWAMP"

[@malachimeeker9480]

That’s a nice boulder.

[@RealDavidChipman]

@@Marcs_NotOut I’ll make a slight change to the lyric “Somebody once told me a Croc’ll death roll me.”

[@Marcs_NotOut]

@@RealDavidChipman i ain't the biggest croc in the west He was looking kinda dumb with that trigger in his thumb so i ate of his own fore head

[@yemannwaiphyo8817]

I think Shrek is more Friendly Now after seeing these Burmese Crocs. xD

[@kajreid6018]

If you’ve seen how crocs can frenzy over a kill, you’d know that this is absolutely terrifying this situation is. And they said 1000s I’m surprised anyone made it out alive

[@largol33t12]

And in the swamps, crocs are apex predators, meaning they dominate the food chain. It must have been unspeakable terror for the enemy soldiers struggling through the swamp. The crocs could camouflage themselves quite easily, looking like algae floating on the surface. Then along comes a human. Chomp! The sheer terror is unimaginable...

[@michaelhernandez5800]

"Sir we're surrounded, what do we do" "Send in the crocodiles"

[@mixmaster6226]

It's scary to think that some of those saltwater crocs that preyed upon the soldiers are still alive

[@vincelemonke1535]

and are most likely significantly larger, since crocs never stop growing

[@studiomg3212]

I’d guess it would be super rare, especially since most only live ~70 years and who knows how many were blown to bits with bombs

[@heirofaniu]

They have the taste for man, and now they crave it.

[@zedikiahkonotopsky2448]

mix master it’s more sad that they were killed almost to the point of extinction and due to the fact the don’t react well to captivity they are hard to breed up

[@robertsandberg2246]

I wonder though, how many are still around from WW2.🤔 That last part about them being hunted to near extinction...🐊

[@Ender_Boy8123]

Japanese Soldiers: (Walking near the saltwater riverbeds) Asian saltwater Crocodiles: So you have chosen death

[@kuriharaonly9613]

Why must be asian?

[@terrygrossmann2295]

Everyone knows not to feed the wildlife. I guess the Japanese didn’t receive the memo.

[@remi.j3422]

@@kuriharaonly9613 because it took place in Myanmar wich is located in Asia wich these species are originated from. You need to listen to videos and context before asking that type of question.

[@kuriharaonly9613]

@@remi.j3422 no my question doesnt ask for that bro. I mean why asian why not europe kind of like that. I am not asking question directly to the topic

[@andrasafirgemintang3028]

@@kuriharaonly9613 because the incident was taken place at Asia, no Europe.

[@garyreid6165]

I remember listening to this horrific account on a nature program on television when I was little. The show was Last Of The Wild and it was hosted and narrated by actor Lorne Greene. Lorne Greene’s narration of this account was chilling and memorable.

[@TwinJalanugraha]

Japanese soldiers: "We're not afraid!!!!" Salty: "Good afternoon"

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

Allies: "A surprise, but a welcome one."

[@SomeGuy1000]

“A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one” THE SENATE (sheev palpatine)

[@jamesmylife6578]

Yeah they should go to Florida and see all the people Wrestling gators

[@Gopniksquat]

The crocodiles ARE the senate

[@youtubehandlesshouldsuckadick]

@@Gopniksquat Japanese: Not Yet

[@Gopniksquat]

@@youtubehandlesshouldsuckadick It’s treason then

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Japanese: **walk through swamps** Crocs: _"Finally, some good fucking food"_

[@thefatjapanesepufferfish1906]

Hehe funny

[@jimsheppard3166]

Thank you for the narration, Martin Sheen. 🙏

[@littlenismo]

Amazing historical footage, amazing gruff masculine yet tender movie guy voice you can tell he longs for the touch of another man, and I love that this finally got to the motivation of the crocs that they were doing it for fun. Amazing investigative journalism. You should be on CNN or CNN + even.

[@enyajungle]

Are you okay?

[@RoHuMemes]

"When they said the Aussies were sending in their special forces we didn't think they meant this"

[@JamesWillmus]

@Blake He means the Australians sent in a bunch of saltwater crocs to clear out the Japanese.

[@codyboi0668]

Lol

[@OffGridInvestor]

I'm Aussie and THAT'S A GOOD ONE. We STILL HAVE people attacked by the things here, particularly in the state called "northern territory". Every 6 months some old aboriginal guy "He nerly gut me ya nnuw".... yeah well, you ignored the signs and that's how it goes. Even down here in the south me and an American I knew were in a giant aquarium place (government owned). They had a display with an ACTUAL aluminum boat with the teeth marks and all in it. The American thought it was a prop, but the wear on the floor was obvious it had been used for at least 15 years. It was a completely legit one from a croc attack that they'd bought down from the north.

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

​@@OffGridInvestor Hi, I'm Romanian and while we are thankful at not having giant carnivorous reptiles that survived the extinction that wiped out the dinosaurs and have wolverine lvl healing that beats the ever-loving crap out of Covid like its WWE, I will say that each summer we put up warning posters for the coastline and any major body of water that says "DO NOT SWIM DANGER OF DROWNING", but just like people ignore it,

[@xavierhart100]

😂😂😂😂laughed out loud when I read this- great comment

[@who8dapple]

And to this day, not one Salty has been given a medal for their bravery and fearlessness in defending their island... a true shame! 🐊

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

Master Sergeant Erwin was a great patriot to his country that never got his commendations, his brigade should not forgotten,

[@rasiabsgamingcorner2258]

#givethemtheirmedals

[@quinnbaygo2112]

Yes the got the "Extinction achievement " unlock in HUMANS get rekt

[@WolfDragon-iz7wq]

Myanmar Governor: By the power invested in me and the United Nations we hereby dedicated this croc sanctuary in honor of the Ramree Island Crocodile Coalition!

[@TypicalIndian1981]

I wonder if they are alive

[@yvngtonyb]

Having heard of this story so many times I always imagine insane specimens that scientists had never seen before likely crossing that 22-23 ft maximum. Terrifying.

[@grummanf-14tomcat31]

Japanese soldier:exists Saltwater Crocodiles: I’ll take your entire stock!

[@walnzell9328]

Japanese and Allied Soldiers: This island is under our control. The local wildlife: Sorry. We don't speak Food.

[@quinnbaygo2112]

It's cool, asked wild life how it's enjoying extinction, what's that we don't speak.......

[@chucklesthebagel2121]

Crocs are.gonna go extinct for a while they are like litterly one of the oldest species alive extinction don't worry Evey species goes extinction eventually even us one day

[@genghiskhan.2265]

Honestly the croc attacks I hate the most is the little boy who’s parents didn’t pay attention and dimas attack a little boy who died infront of his father who tried to fight the croc, there’s a video of them pulling dimas body uncensored on KZbin

[@localextremist2839]

@@genghiskhan.2265 literally no one asked

[@genghiskhan.2265]

@@localextremist2839 DIDNT ask for your family to be a thing, see we could go all day

[@Readyandwilling]

baby croc: Grandpa what did you do during WWII? Grandpa croc: Let me tell you how I got this Katana

[@iowa_lot_to_travel9471]

And that katana is used as a toothpick 🤣🤣

[@foxypiratero7094]

now u got 69 likes

[@louiseanderson6551]

hahahahaha funny

[@MrScar665]

Ahahah

[@dincaloooww0372]

Grandpa croc : Let me tell you how tasty was a japanese soldiers garnished with a Type 99 Arisaka

[@User2jn]

I would like to know how long the journey was through the swamp and how many times they stopped to rest..... 500 men is a lot. I can imagine the Japanese soldiers huddled up with their bolt actions pointed in every direction as they traverse through the swamp full of paranoia. You spot an alligator in the distance and keep your eye on it when you should have been paying attention to the one next to you

[@oliviap.1370]

Imagine getting drafted into a war and being EATEN ALIVE BY A CROCODILE

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Japanese Soldiers: **walk through swamp** Crocs: _"Looks Like Meat's Back On The Menu, Boys."_

[@foffy8889]

Dude, stop copying comments, smh.

[@saucepanluke8732]

@@foffy8889 so what if he copied it?

[@foffy8889]

@@saucepanluke8732 *T h e n i' l l r e p o r t i t.*

[@sirankleknocker3122]

@@foffy8889 for what

[@eff0165]

@@sirankleknocker3122 for sexual harassment

[@LeoTheYuty]

That gave me the chills. Just imagining that is so terrifying.

[@LeoTheYuty]

@communists are gross Huh, alright.

[@mrmickey891]

@communists are gross it was real?

[@paulweston8408]

Something I just thought of. Due to the long life of the crocodile it's possible that some of the ones that remain could have actually been a part of the massacre of the Japanese soldiers!

[@outlawdudegaming2949]

Emu On Aussies : Hold Our Eggs

[@stone3854]

The crocdiles:y e s

[@Interdictiondeltawing]

Alligator: *attacks upside down*

[@stone3854]

@@Interdictiondeltawing AAA

[@stone3854]

@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х what

[@08ray.z]

Why do people make these bots

[@Synpathetix]

Imagine joining the war with the fear of being shot or brutally murdered by the opposing team but you get mauled by a crocodile instead like wtf

[@Polymerata]

Pov: Dream Stan Massacred 1930

[@scipioafricanus2212]

American soldiers also got eaten by sharks.

[@joshbates3147]

@@scipioafricanus2212 oh.

[@salvatorediangelo453]

@@scipioafricanus2212 yes they did which is very strange considering sharks almost never eat people as we apparently don't taste good to them. After one bite its like, "oh sorry I thought you were a seal". This begs the question do sharks that live out in deep water far from shore have different tastes than those closer to land where there are also seals.

[@scipioafricanus2212]

@@salvatorediangelo453 as you say, shark bites are circumstantial and I can only imagine there was a lot of blood in the water that contributed

[@mspionage1743]

Those crocs live quite a long time. It wouldn't be outrageous to say that the crocs that feasted on Japanese that day, some are still alive. Crazy to consider.

[@pancratius602]

"were seemingly killing for the pleasure of it." Looks like the Japanese met their match.

[@SJ-xb7lg]

says the anglo

[@pancratius602]

@@SJ-xb7lg I'm like 1/16 Anglo. So what?

[@quinnbaygo2112]

Well japanese still here, corcs, hunted to near extinction.....no so much.

[@icetemplar7555]

Yes

[@lvlc6023]

@@pancratius602 Yeah the Anglo conquered whatever was emerged for the pleasure of it.

[@beans8296]

“Go to the swamps” they said “It will be fun”they said.

[@odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347]

@Rafi Rizqullah They do have a LAYERED Armor

[@bebethcaracho279]

Shrek: What are you doing in my swamp?!

[@thegoldengamer9315]

@Rafi Rizqullah lmaoo

[@theotherguy4897]

When you grew up in the swamp it does make you chuckle.

[@Spalbeert]

Cringe

[@BIGDADDYKNOWSBEST1011]

Great video

[@davidking4672]

Love your channel

[@patrickn2858]

KZbin commenters “we wanna see Japanese vs Marines” Simple history “how bout CROCODILES”

[@GlitchedBlox]

@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х in fact what

[@DiceDoo]

I mean... they gave them what they wanted.

[@most_red]

@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х wtf

[@Aureus_]

@@iwantsexseemyvideo1512 I can hear your voice IMMA FERRRU UP YA BALLZ

[@sarchived]

why not? Xd

[@JK-sm7ni]

Japanese soldiers: exist Crocodiles: Is for me? *blushes*

[@tost.]

Underrated

[@Cbrmkn98xs]

@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х bot

[@C1Soldy]

@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х shut up

[@cannoneer6680]

@@iwantsexseemyvideo5157 stfu

[@cannoneer6680]

@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х Shut

[@runronnierun7213]

Between the "Dive Bar Charlie Sheen" narration and animation of the attacks....this is the best video to watch while high. Thank you for making this!

[@seanv7934]

This would make a great horror movie

[@byxyro3439]

yeah someone should make one

[@jakesciortino5605]

When he started to say “aerial bombing raids” for a second I thought he was gonna say the Japanese starting bombing the crocodiles I was like god damn😂😂

[@none-tq6df]

Well I thought as well

[@Magnus_Caramelo_55]

I thought of that as well but it is also most likely

[@lateboner3561]

god damn hahahha

[@gilberthavens8041]

Nvm the allied invasion these fuckin crocs gotta go

[@ScubaStevie1225]

“The crocodiles have armed themselves with aircraft”

[@stevek1225]

The British forces reported hearing screams for nights on end, before silence...

[@NishiMiyamura]

How come the British forces weren't ambush tho?

[@stevek1225]

@@NishiMiyamura The British surrounded the Japanese, who then retreated into the swamp. It took 3 days to pass 10 miles for the Japanese to reach the non occupied part of the island. The British and American's knew not to pursue and instead tried to circle around

[@TheShadowwarrior80]

They stayed out of mangroves swamp

[@NishiMiyamura]

@@stevek1225 the thing is that the commander was dishonorable which caused his troop's lives

[@NishiMiyamura]

@@TheShadowwarrior80 but they still might get ambush

[@SinisterSampson]

Thanks conquerors blade for making this video.

[@kylefarr3655]

Even though they were on the other side, I still feel sorry for all the men that lost their lives in that manner. It must've been terrifying. Sabaton needs to do a song on this.

[@admiralinvertebrate5649]

Agreed.

[@KP-kg2ky]

Rumours say that these crocs had cousins in Nanking.

[@tfyk5623]

The crocs were much more merciful the japs were

[@cdntrooper3078]

These were just some poor conscripts forced to fight for their atrocious empire

[@user-tk6li9li5n]

@@KP-kg2ky Oh dear god...

[@cloudmoist]

Someone: “Anything from Nature isn’t harmful” Salt Water Crocodiles: “Are you sure about that?”

[@fomoyearsfofofiv8178]

Another saying... in nature, there are no right or wrongs, just consequences.😁😆😁😆 You walk or wade through mangrove swamps with 2200 pound salt water crocs around, you know there are consequences alright.

[@yannburri8831]

@@matthewp9156 the woman who plays pepper in Iron Man, gwenth paltrow or something like that

[@banggobang5148]

When i read this comment, my head automaticly projecting John Cena face while saying "Are you Sure about That" 😂

[@blueyed141]

@@banggobang5148 I thought the same thing

[@thatdudnum67potatoe45]

i just love natural unprocessed almonds you know the ones that contains large amounts of cyanide?

[@footballdude4271]

Japanese Soldier: We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days! Croc: Looks like meats back on the menu boys!

[@williammiller8134]

Nice lord of the ring joke

[@johnjamez7602]

@@williammiller8134 i believe you mean lord of the BEANS my good sir

[@FrostRare]

Get em boiiiis

[@spiritofplace_1969]

Just the legs. They don‘t need those.

[@chilomsam3770]

Lol

[@saldali4406]

is this the actual raw footage? amazing.

[@bigflip3714]

Great vid

[@williamwallace5615]

Crocs: “What are you doing in my swamp?!”

[@nillos9281]

*our*

[@milohs]

Stolen

[@The74th]

Underrated

[@fomoyearsfofofiv8178]

Meat salemen. Free samples.

[@matthewlee4834]

Shrek???

[@rezarranguez2980]

Lord I can’t imagine how terrifying this must have been

[@samuraijackoff5354]

The kami weren’t on the side of the Imperial army then.

[@ohiyoresident]

Nature pulled an Uno reverse with the Asians man

[@Bk6346]

“Scholars now regard claims that many Japanese soldiers were killed by crocodiles in the mangrove swamps of Ramree as implausible.”

[@Light84736]

@@bubblefish17 The devil is the ruler of this world and he only comes to kill, steal, destroy because of free will through sin.

[@robertcortez2055]

@@Light84736 beautifully put

[@atrholiday2889]

It feels like this was the inspiration for the long-grass scene with the velociraptors in Jurassic Park: The Lost World

[@jpCps01]

Crocodiles: oh, our takeout has arrived.

[@daustin8888]

This is essentially the long grass scene from The Lost World: Jurassic Park

[@justincummings8557]

With Japanese soldiers instead of InGen mercenaries and satwater crocodiles instead of Velociraptors.

[@boyscouts83712]

British officers to Japanese soldiers retreating: DON'T GO INTO THE MANGROVES!

[@ynnalyl6195]

I mean crocs are reptiles that existed in the dinosaur era

[@justincummings8557]

@@ynnalyl6195 true. They existed before even their reign, by a few a million years.

[@miguelmontenegro3520]

The coms guy with glasses probably tryed to warn them: "Dont" go into the thick marsh"

[@ShiftJay08]

Japanese: We must retreat into the swamps! British: Deploy the Kings Royal Crocidile Regiment

[@randomguyblank1616]

British soldier: The tanks or the actual crocodiles? British commander: What do you think I meant?

[@oksomynameisjeff4212]

@@randomguyblank1616 lol

[@ibnatividad]

So the KRCR?

[@sherman790]

Agree it is confusing to the british that they might actually send their tanks than the crocs or maybe vice versa i guess?

[@oksomynameisjeff4212]

British belike in a nutshell: *It's a suprise tool that will help us later!*

[@sabrewolf7160]

Finally, a feel good story about WW2

[@dml4466]

Thanks!

[@jesusyamatotv3099]

Crocs: "Looks like Japanese is back on the menu, boys!"

[@cheeminthao6535]

THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING

[@randomxm-1875]

@@cheeminthao6535 let me fix that *ThERE FOR EATING*

[@matejspalek7265]

@@cheeminthao6535 what about their legs, they dont need them

[@thegoldengamer9315]

Lmaooo

[@gregorjerman973]

@@matejspalek7265 Truman wants them Alive and Unspoiled.

[@themiamimutilator]

the japanese in WWII: we are an unstoppable army, bound by honor, we would rather die than surrender some crocodile: *_is that your final answer?_*

[@itsnotpaul8548]

Australia knowing they have bio weapons made to kill humans: Well yes but actually no

[@quinnbaygo2112]

Funny you use the the word *FINAL", since those crocodile have been hunted to near extinction.

[@Onlythetruth88]

They did surrender to a much better soldier, the us marine.

[@shamusbermingshire7344]

@@jacob1813leipzig lol! The smiling face...like! A,haha, are you glad that happened!? Or, do you wanna talk to the Chinese guy sharpening his knife in the corner?

[@Onlythetruth88]

@@jacob1813leipzig what are you mumbling about.

[@uploadstuff1762]

this needs to be a book................ then a movie!

[@user-zq3ki9ko3i]

This horror story was great! True that crocodiles haven’t changed ever since!

[@enderdrone6432]

Feels like an extreme episode of “Man vs Wild.” Where said man will actually die from the wild.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2929]

უგო

[@royrenouf4530]

Japan: You can't defeat me. Allies: I know, but THEY can. *Crocodiles emerged from their territories*

[@wideman4498]

Japan: you can’t defeat me. Allies: I know, but HE can. *Oppenheimer intensifies*

[@goldgamercommenting2990]

Crocs: hello there ssssssirsss!!! DIE NOW!!! **massacre begins**

[@Dillon-bl3dz]

Insert death here

[@john_rafael125]

No that's Australian

[@joshuaonda1971]

your history make me learn it

[@jasonsummers798]

This needs to be a movie NOW

[@thedungeondelver]

When you're a Japanese soldier and the jungle starts playing " _Unfortunate_ Son".

[@adamscott7354]

Doesn't exist yet

[@sharilshahed6106]

@@adamscott7354 you dont say

[@scott19087]

Welcome to the rice fields

[@spiceaddict530]

Not the same war nor people, billy

[@adamscott7354]

Sometimes these gags are just too convoluted to indulge, sorry

[@yvespolsbroek4930]

captain Hook: "first time?"

[@kevinnguyen3087]

F

[@ianbruce1745]

"SMEEEEEEE!!!"

[@kiyru]

F

[@monkiman2335]

Wait cpt hook is asian?

[@deathincluded3706]

From what i read, alot of people actually doubt this ever occurred, thinking of it more like a sorts of urban(or jungle) legend...

[@Bradthepagan18]

You say terrifying creature that regards humans as a tasty snack, I say badass reptile that is almost bulletproof that knows how to extract justice.

[@takakocaesar579]

ANZAC: “we weren’t expecting special forces”

[@brandoncruz9548]

Crocs: "that's the point sergeant"

[@ernestov1777]

Unsinkable Sam the Cat: *Ahh these rookies*

[@s_vb2220]

the ANZAC 'marines'

[@HappiKarafuru]

*Wild emus appear* Don't think you lads forgot about us :V

[@microfile6545]

Yes

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Imperial Japanese Soldiers: exist* Saltwater Crocodiles 🐊🐊🐊: _"It's Free Meat Estate."_

[@Oper8tor_Torii]

Yeah pretty much

[@crktritual]

Yakatori buffet style

[@krakkywakky863]

It's free meal estate*

[@markcana2917]

MAN TERRIYAKI

[@michaelex256]

Should have said “it’s free meal estate”

[@MustacheCashStash125]

“And that’s the story of how I got my samurai sword” - Grandpa croc

[@Pauligon606]

Australians: *Loses a war against Emus* Japanese: *Loses a lot of men from crocodiles*

[@Stalin_194]

Japanese soldier:*hide in jungle * Crocodile:so you have chosen death

[@romarroca3654]

Emu War: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary

[@xdshrekt3909]

@@User-ee6eu nope. It's the first.

[@n8ivspat3n56]

bacon man i thought it was a male tiger or no?

[@nathan-kt5hz]

@@xdshrekt3909 i bet it is daddy 😩

[@dkissam2]

Hey at least the crocs had confirmed kills

[@everettsalmans104]

I did a speech about the Emu War s couple days ago, my teacher gave me a 105/100 for how I presented it.

[@daniellekirkland6033]

i love you guys!!

[@marcusbaker830]

6:07 the croc is being wiggily squiggily jiggily

[@Zachattack-nu7lr]

The K Rool mains are getting out of hand...

[@brentbowers4535]

Ikr

[@GODzbleach]

Lol

[@MrRAGE-md5rj]

I put on "Gang-Plank Galleon' in the background while watching those poor bastards get eaten alive.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo6250]

გგ

[@KemoTherapy69]

Imagine being such a badass predator that you view the top animal as prey.

[@erencan1066]

@@dr.doofenshmirtz3407 huh? where did that come from?

[@fomoyearsfofofiv8178]

Plenty of other animals do the same.

[@Silverfirefly1]

The moment you are up to your knees in water and can neither run nor swim, you are no longer the 'top animal' in most parts of the world.

[@fomoyearsfofofiv8178]

@@Silverfirefly1 yup

[@licktin1091]

And then later on be hunted to almost extinction

[@themotionmaker5296]

It’s scary but think what if there was some people who were left behind and saw the boat leaving in the horizon while yelling for help now that’s a scary thought

[@iguillo]

I must admit, this is one of the most horrific war stories I've ever heard.....................every bit as horrific as the story of the survivors of the USS Indianapolis sinking in WW 2.

[@sgtsmith501]

Allied soldiers discovering the aftermath of the 'battle' and lingering crocodiles: *We weren't expecting special forces*

[@mariuscatalin5982]

nothing was left of them crocodiles eat EVERYTHING

[@rohncarver3585]

@@mariuscatalin5982 license plates included, in this case that'd be dog tags lol

[@justincummings8557]

That’s the point sergeant

[@justincummings8557]

@@mariuscatalin5982 pretty much

[@peterparkerspizzaface6431]

My granddad was in the 26th Indian infantry division within the British Army, everytime I was with him id always ask about the war, being the curious history kid that I was. He fought at Ramree against the Japanese, went into the war as an 18 year old in 1944, he was only 120 pounds. He fought alongside many Americans and gurkhas, and mentioned how his friends on landships were blown up in front of him as they stormed the island in 1945, mostly from sea mines. I remember him talking about how his unit was without air support and contact for 3 days until he finally got in contact. He passed away in Sep 2018, and I miss him so much. He told me he wanted to give his medals to me after he passed, to which they are here right beside me, alongside some bullet shells he kept from Ramree and the Burma campaign. Miss you granddad x

[@marvinezekielsetiawan8872]

Lie?

[@AvgeekFan62]

@@marvinezekielsetiawan8872 nope

[@AvgeekFan62]

Wasent the British Indian Army Ruled by the British?

[@danielgockerell]

That’s awesome

[@Britishbolls]

@@AvgeekFan62 bro dont you really know that those random 9 year olds like to act like their own grandpas or granddads served the war without even giving proof

[@jeffadams9807]

2 Theme Songs Come To Mind: "JAW'S" & "ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST" lol...

[@celestetenorio1605]

Cool video

[@BernieYoda]

Crocodiles when seeing 900 men walking in their swamps: *a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one*