The kid raised by his grandparents watches his “nice guy” cousin perform his new hobby

[@MafagafoGirl]

Teddy is 100% getting a drinking habit out of hanging out with Elliot so much

[@sumlem]

I'm imagining he's drinking sparkling water

[@almostmybedtime]

wdym it’s water

[@MafagafoGirl]

@@sumlem in a few of these elliot is accompanying teddy's drink with one of his own: milk If it was soda then elliot would also be drinking soda. Elliot would only drink milk to accompany him if what he was drinking was alcoholic, and Elliot being 18 he can't drink yet, *and* teddy's home doesn't *have* soft drinks besides water and milk Of course i can be mega wrong, but if I'm right it only shows how much attention to detail this guy gives to his characters and skits

[@parkerfiskar3589]

Oh ho ho Teddy only Imbibes with a proper dinner, once in a while.

[@rahul3097]

It's at 666 likes, don't break it guys.

[@Grey_3438]

I love how Teddy briefly drops his usually jolly persona and gets real with Elliot for the n-word pass bit, essentially telling him "you'll get your shit rocked if you try that"

[@MySchoolProject15]

Sometimes being a Teddy means manning up and telling your cousin when he's about to get the snot beaten out of him, and justifiably too.

[@tinfoilslacks3750]

"THOSE PASSES WOOLIE IS SELLING ARE EXPIRED BRO DON'T"

[@TheySt0leMyUserName]

Poor Elliot. I can’t help wishing he would go to therapy and learn how to be less insecure without copying Brian

[@goolgepl2112]

Unfortunately how he ends up is already set in stone

[@ahennessy7998]

​@@goolgepl2112a modern Greek tragedy

[@Frosty-kz4om]

​@@goolgepl2112 After seeing the Redditor's character progression, I have hope

[@Grey_3438]

​@@goolgepl2112Maybe it's not too late. Maybe there's still an alternate universe out there where Elliot got his shit together and doesn't become the insecure cheating husband 😭🙏🏾

[@Olofo_olofsson]

​@@goolgepl2112Who knows maybe the slappable universe has multiple potential timelines

[@Alexander-nc4vy]

You can rap without being disgusting, Elliot.

[@MatthewStevensOrMattDave]

Will Smith don't gotta cuss to sell records!

[@isabellabradshaw9630]

@@MatthewStevensOrMattDavewill smith also got friend on the other side

[@curious1053]

Like Vanilla Ice, Machine Gun Kelly or Macklemore!

[@citrosoda5370]

Have you ever heard rap? You can't.

[@thenamesianna]

​@@curious1053Or The Stupendium

[@sirgusdaddyix4729]

“It’s gonna be hard to make fire beats with all your teeth knocked out” Ended up being the coldest line in the whole conversation.

[@ueltrades9479]

Ngl would go hard af in a rap song too

[@mirandapodoserpula3705]

The way Teddy starts out seeming genuinely happy for his cousin's dance only to recoil when he gives the middle finger is gold.

[@rustyshackleford83]

It's less of a smile, and more like cringing in pain 😂

[@mirandapodoserpula3705]

@@rustyshackleford83I took it as "this isn't my thing at all but thank god he's got a hobby and isn't creeping on women anymore, be supportive." followed by despair.

[@ambergirl986]

same LOL@@mirandapodoserpula3705

[@Ahrone1586]

​@@mirandapodoserpula3705 considering how he is with other persons you are right. Teddy is supportive, he told his cousin to follow a hobby after all.

[@jeffgiles4693]

Teddy is saving his life daily.

[@alejrandom6592]

He's trying

[@gxtmfa]

I love the subtle implication that it may be Teddy knocking out all of Elliot’s teeth

[@vampiresquid]

That is definitely not the implication.

[@jonquilgemstone]

​@@vampiresquidI mean, it is a very old-school thing to lay down the law hard when a family member gets out of line. He was raised by his grandparents, remember 😂 Of course, it could also be that somebody else will eventually beat down Elliott if he goes around cussing. It's 50/50 between warning and threat.

[@SirOrangeVillian]

@@jonquilgemstone I believe the joke is that a black person would beat him up if he started using his "n-word pass"

[@gigahorse1475]

No, Teddy was warning Elliot that his ideas on the N-word pass are nonsense and he will end up getting punched in the face for using a slur.

[@sage23ish]

​@@SirOrangeVillianI like to imagine that Teddy wouldn't mind joining in. He's slowly losing patience for Elliot's shit.

[@RyoKasai25]

I lost my shit at the fact that Elliot's new objective in life is to get an N-word pass.

[@curious1053]

At least he’s not chasing girls that have no interest in him.

[@delsings]

​@@SallySkellington94 same. That is not a concession at all.

[@sourcandy6469]

@@SallySkellington94 isn’t both equally the same? I am both a woman and a poc and to me both discriminations feel equally bad. Sometimes sexism feels even worse but I think that’s subjective

[@Matt-pb7ds]

@@curious1053 ikr, sure there might be some pretty strippers or hoes, but when you realize once you stop giving them money, they just go to the next guy and when you think about it that is romantic or love at all.

[@KayosHybrid]

Hearing Teddy call the stuff Elliot explained as 'nonsense' felt like such strong language from him 😲

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

Shows you the power of being calm and articulate. When you swear, or even get mad, people pay more attention than to the dude who’s just raging most of the time.

[@bilalbekele367]

Kid raised by his grandparents just loves his family God help him

[@paytonriley6981]

Oh no, Teddy, PLEASE don’t get corrupted by Elliot. PLEASE stay good-hearted. Edit: Rest assured, Teddy is still the best person of the whole lineup!

[@therealcuntfacebb]

nah Elliot could never have that power over Teddy

[@TheySt0leMyUserName]

Teddy sees through that

[@klimble]

If that happens I’m gonna be so sad lol

[@AmenJenn]

Teddy stands on business. It won’t happen.

[@spacejay2677]

teddy's just keeping it real and letting elliot know that saying a racial slur would get him punched (i don't think he was threatening elliot)

[@kiaraquinn9130]

idk how you managed to get everyone so insanely invested in these stories but don't stop lmao

[@fakebird000]

Elliot is definitely the type of guy to buy a lifetime subscription to Hustlers University

[@puppydogs68]

He would also enroll in a “sigma training” camp 💀

[@IosonoRob]

Can we please talk about Teddy's tie? What an absolute fashion icon

[@SilverScizor753]

The way I PHYSICALLY recoiled when Elliot expressed his desire for an N-Word Pass 💀 also I'm surprised Teddy continues to spend time Elliot. Most would stop bothering, but Teddy not only continues to do so but even supports his new hobby, though warns him about the extremely bad choices he's making lmao. Thanks for the videos!

[@honestguyintelligent3022]

I can picture him saying it already. It would fit his character so well.

[@Bala_Niranna]

probably feels the kid needs SOME kind of positive influence in his life. or like, a base line normal person to tell him that you cant rack up a cuss combo meter to unlock the N word pass

[@xFurashux]

Teddy knows family is important and to support and help each other, even when the members are so different.

[@donerzombie1349]

We need more people like Teddy. Yelling never solved anything, not talking didn't, either. In our current times we experience what happens to societies when they start polarizing and stop talking to the other side. Both sides get worse because of this.

[@AutieZo]

Teddy is an angel, he's trying to get Elliot to be a better person If all the good people avoid Elliot, he'd only get to hang around bad influences. Which will make him worse and worse

[@TheKa89]

Teddy and Elliot's individual situations just make me theorise what exactly happened to their parents. Or what specifically their grandparents did as parents. I keep thinking that Teddy was his grandparents' redemption arc.

[@MegaBecks1981]

Ok, I NEED to know how Teddy’s life turned out - we need a “your ex husband who cheated” video where Teddy makes a cameo. Make it happen, SJ!

[@craftsparta9278]

I wanna see the guy raised by his grandparents meet the three boyfriends

[@TheBlackVelveteen]

Teddy is ~iconic~ and Elliot is so particularly cringe that I am once again in awe of this being the same man

[@naymeequillo]

I love Teddy. I know a good couple of Teddy's actually! Not all raised by their grandparents, but still. The absolute nicest people in the world. I'm in a relationship with one of them and I have never been this happy in my life. Find yourself a Teddy, people. They're the best friends, partners and family.

[@solsolsolomon]

Based grandson (as literally always)

[@therealcuntfacebb]

Teddy was so real for that one

[@44imsayinggoodbye44]

I want to pat Teddy on his sweet little head. I love you, baby boy. Please don't ever become corrupted by the jerks around you. You're too good for this world.

[@SonarTheBat]

Teddy inspires me to be a better person.

[@lunaticscribbles6016]

Teddy has that sensibility his grandfather had i can tell. once he had heard enough he was quick to the point that the n word pass is not a great aspiration 😂

[@subfreak1996]

We love Teddy! He's a real one

[@RMIVfitness]

The "wull" takes me out every time 😂

[@pizzabrian918]

I'm surprised that Teddy & Elliot have overlooked the time Brian tried to beat up their grampa In the rap game, Brian would technically be considered an "opp"

[@nicholasoneal1521]

Teddy probably doesn't realize it's the same Brian and Elliot just doesn't care

[@MiklPickle]

@@nicholasoneal1521oh man that’s probably gonna be the crux of the arc isn’t it

[@darklightmotion5534]

Wheb did this happen?

[@youngwarrior9362]

Teddy delivered the most gangster line at the end by accident. Guarantee elliot is using that

[@VinnytotheK]

"This whole N-word aspiration... " is such a great line lmao

[@generalgrievous-]

The way Teddy explained profanity I think will help me cut back on mine. Thanks, I've been working on it.

[@genevanov5627]

😂😂 the dancing makes him look like he has arthritis he’s so stiff 😂😂

[@skaddad]

I really hope this whole series gets the Scoob and Shag treatment where it just becomes a highly serialized action/drama

[@katiecurbow7086]

And then disappears off the face of the earth for periods at a time. 😅

[@josemaria8177]

I was wondering where Elliot's latent racism would start to manifest. Let's just hope that he listened to his cousin in this occasion

[@hardpack187]

What racism? He just wants to have as many lyrics available for his use as the other rappers

[@duppy404]

Racism??? Non-black rappers use the n-word all the time. They're not racist they're just stupid

[@urhookedGOLD]

​@@hardpack187"let's give elliot a KZbin account"

[@ahnaflfc369]

​@@urhookedGOLDmany people say the n word not because they're racist

[@samclayton628]

​@@ahnaflfc369white people specifically

[@CozieGhosty]

And you know Elliot didn’t listen to Teddy, said the wrong thing to the wrong person, and learned his lesson the hard way.

[@user-vw1zh4pf3m]

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD!!!!!!!

[@rosstafarian24]

Teddy spittin facts, Elliott gonna be spittin chiclets

[@mamamcfreeman105]

I feel like Zoe‘s dad would absolutely love, Teddy 😂 imagine Zoe and Teddy hook up and Elliot is all pissed off about it 😂😂

[@alejrandom6592]

Naaah Teddy too good for that b

[@mamamcfreeman105]

@@alejrandom6592 true

[@jmiquelmb]

Isn't Zoe like 18 or so? I really doubt Teddy would date so one so young, especially considering he already acts like a 60 yo while he must be around his 30s

[@ReformedAgnostic]

Teddy is the kind of guy I'd like to have a glass of milk with.

[@Hollyberrystreats]

"A load of nonsense" is the kindest possible response!❤

[@tinachristine4573]

Getting the teeth knocked out is a very accurate prediction from Teddy.

[@GnomePickles]

Poor Teddy looks trapped every time he has to interact with Elliot.

[@genevanov5627]

I wonder if Elliot’s future wife ever meets or even falls for his cousin?

[@haventpickedanameyet2527]

Unfortunately I don't think teddy would reciprocate, at least openly. He cares too much about his family, even his cousin

[@ms.annthropic6341]

@@haventpickedanameyet2527 Yeah, I agree, it’s bad form. Teddy wouldn’t do that even if he liked her back.

[@smol-one]

...this implies that current Elliot could get some woman to fall in love with him. I don't think your question even makes sense at this point.

[@genevanov5627]

Maybe Teddy will still be around and try and help them get back together.

[@stuartshields3762]

@@smol-one Apparently the manipulative ex is future Elliot. I heard The Slappable Jerk confirmed it in a comment in another video, though I haven't seen it myself.

[@dreamof_me]

The way I spit out my food and almost died when I heard “N-word pass”

[@laurenwood1975]

Yeah Teddy is the best one hands down.

[@qwertyrhino9497]

This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever.

[@alejrandom6592]

Tomorrow's my turn

[@KatAlexis41800]

So glad I put you on backlog because I knew I'd come back. And to think of all days was it was 'kid raised by grandparents' :)

[@aharris19104]

Teddy spittin facts

[@empyie5763]

YOOOO DID TEDDY JUST SCHOOL HIM???? 😂😂😂

[@user-yq6hg1rh7b]

Elliot can complain all he wants, but Teddy's advice is gonna save his ass one day

[@adriandeltoro4640]

Teddy bodied him at the end 😂

[@paradoxal69420]

We really need Teddy to meet an actually well distinguished gentleman

[@xenon8927]

I don’t think we really understand how much of a line Elliot just crossed. Like, teddy not only interrupted him but gave him a physical threat

[@salvatoreshiggerino6810]

There was no threat from Teddy, just a statement of facts.

[@brettjohnson536]

I don't think he was threatening him, more saying that if he says the n-word in public then he'll probably end up getting beaten up

[@jonquilgemstone]

@@brettjohnson536 I think it was half-warning, half-threat. Teddy is raised by grandparents because of his convict father, not some sweet baby bean with no limits whatsoever.

[@shatov_n]

I can’t wait for the timelines to collide and we could see Elliot become his future self and obtain his sweater

[@spit_the_duck]

Thanks so much for putting on subtitles on your videos. Helps me a lot! I can enjoy (or dread ) your videos with ease !! keep up the slappable work !

[@ki5895]

I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!

[@vampaka]

Love it!!

[@theslappablejerk]

Thanks! Glad to hear that!

[@nicktherange]

The last line went hard

[@TurncoatCharles]

Holy crap I have never laughed so hard at a video as i have at the ending of this one 😂

[@govnopochta69]

damn man that tie is awesome

[@alejrandom6592]

Man I fcking love your videos

[@Poodle_Gun]

The one time Teddy drinks, lmao. Classy choice, though.

[@ryanandrews3734]

can someone made a red string board where it shows all the relations between how all the characters relate to each other, love actually style, thankx

[@fanime1]

XD that ending was brutal

[@solitairemario]

Teddy kind of reminds me of Atticus from To Kill a Mockingbird.

[@rocklobster2929]

That intro got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jessepatton412]

I’m so glad Brian is a good influence on Elliot

[@Delicate_Disaster]

Tell em Teddy!

[@jaymesigler6402]

Twisted tea and folding chairs for Elliot

[@las8883]

We need a video of Teddy's tie collection

[@NitroDonkey117]

This was a really good one

[@MrShahroz1]

You’re my favorite KZbinr 😂

[@AdmiralWinfrey]

It's subtle, but Teddy likes his gin.

[@gillian2325]

Yesss Teddy! Get him!

[@shiloh3541]

The only series I look forward to

[@matousplacek6699]

So nice of Teddy to still hang put with Elliot

[@AlexaHays-lb3mz]

Elliot doesn't deserve Teddy

[@brighterphantom4530]

You should listen to Teddy, Elliot. He has your best interest in mind.

[@Sonofadugg]

"This whole n-word aspiration..." LMAO

[@extraordinarytv5451]

Listen to Teddy. The pass doesn't exist, many people will just fuck you up. Just do your own thing man...be you.

[@hiimgamerspruzzino5804]

You know man sometimes i wish Teddy was real just so I could have so many nice conversations with him and reassure him that not all people are idiots in this world. He deserves so much more

[@MeAnINFP]

Teddy is so done with his cousin

[@ThatGirlMoi]

The fact that I and ironically liked the song 😭😭 it gives a scumbag earl sweatshirt vibe

[@tenokats]

"If I wanna get in the rap game, it's kinda necessary for me to talk like that." Skee-Lo:

[@runew9732]

Teddy is trying SO hard to be a good influence. He's not likely to succeed with Elliot, but I applaud the effort anyways

[@alexfloresq9003]

you could make an entire movie where you play all characters

[@rinoz47]

IS NOBODY GOING TO MENTION THE TIE???!

[@mariyamiller3474]

Teddy knows wtf is up💀💀💀💀💀💀😂

[@Queretonix]

Bruh the dude who grew up with his grandparents has had enough xD

[@barfyman-dm6zx]

'Take it easy there Tarantino'

[@Justaliljellyfish]

My jaw dropped 😂😂😂

[@mosquesock450]

This is a visual argument for rejecting modernity and embracing tradition 😂

[@sweetwheatsy]

Judging by how Elliot is in the future, I'm afraid Teddy loses his patience at some point and cuts contact...

[@cloudyyy8]

Damn I love teddy

[@AutieZo]

this is the first time i saw Teddy snap :o

[@Axolord99]

Damn Elliot moves are hotter than my spot in hell 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@gabrielsantosbastos5257]

🥶

[@ElleDeas]

Oh shit tellim Teddy! He basically turned into grandpa right there lol

[@kennedyrobot6672]

Teddy should meet an Average Redditor.

[@theamaeve8175]

I was expecting Teddy to say "with all your fuckin teeth knocked out" so it sounded natural to contrast the whole it doesn't feel natural comment earlier