The King of Vampire Survivors has returned

[@DexTag]

Give the video a like or you'll break your bone (this is not a threat and no legal advice)

[@the300rulers7]

I recwntly wiped my save and progressed well and will say that the dlc is really good to make early game much easier for getting enough gold to get everything

[@daemonsdiablo]

Mine has too much area, got boogaloo of illusions when i was a kid

[@shaylethorne2387]

Listening to an adult giggle about "boning" enemies just made my day lol!

[@lIIest]

you must be new here!

[@BarryTGash]

giggity

[@shaylethorne2387]

@@BarryTGash Nope, been with Dex for quite some time :P Since he first started playing Vampire Survivors in fact! Still funny as hell!

[@lavr6l4]

9:39 the moment Dex says where is the hole… then finds it, all the bones just swarm inside the red tunnel …. That image … really is something

[@Featherss]

today's boogaloo of illusions edit was very satisfying to look at

[@Zorgdub]

I am ashamed of how loudly I laughed at "your mom".

[@littlebird000]

Honestly, peak comedy

[@DexTag]

I'm ashamed laughing while reading this

[@Beregorn88]

"where's the hole? My bone is so big I can't see anything..."

[@gemmam7922]

don't worry Dex, I giggle whenever I play Brotato and say that I'm scissoring everything

[@daLootWhoreder]

you wouldn't believe how many of your VS videos I have watched, and always had a chuckle to myself when you pronounced 'candelabra', or 'tiramisu', or some others. I always thought it was like an inside joke, or maybe a language barrier or something (even though your English is brilliant). it was always just amusing to me. it took me forever to realise, even after a couple hundred hours ingame, that the way you pronounced those items, is the correct way XD

[@andreobarros]

ma dude what lol

[@chaoschris8194]

Im on the edge of my seat seeing how big your bone can get.

[@kiwiciwi123]

Keep the 🦴 jokes up my friend . Hearing you laugh is always the best of the video for me !

[@vinther5]

real dex hours in this one, phrasing out of control

[@chipsesh2348]

mortaccio was always my fav concept for a character. I haven't even watched the vid yet but ik its gonna be one of my favourites

[@IDESTROYER236]

I agree, duration is very necessary when boning.

[@astressedscriptwriter907]

Most favorite Boogaloo of Illusions edit is this one

[@user-sw7js4jw7v]

I always appreciate your sense of humor, Dex. We could all use a little more laughter and silliness these days!

[@Silver_Sage663]

9:39 "Entering the Torona hole with our bone"

[@stephenp8232]

Its alright... we all miss the right hole sometimes. As a wise man once said "happy accidents happen sometimes"

[@Lurklessness]

When dex not playing with balls, he playing with bone. Noted.

[@LittleMissJenn]

10/10 this was my favourite episode of yours ever 😂 I spent the whole time just laughing along with you

[@abduallayossef3283]

I challenged myself to find any good meaning of what dex is saying , I failed miserably

[@Shirae]

Boogaloo of Illusions makes your Area bigger or optionally The BLUE(galoo of) PILL(usion) makes your "Bone" "larger".

[@BackstreetDrawler]

Besides the fact that I enjoyed the humor in this video that perfectly appealed to be 13-year-old sense of humor, I also found it humerus that I got an ad for paleo bone broth during this video.

[@VikingTeddy]

I love the evolution, one of my favorites as well. It just takes so long to reach out, that I'm often already so tough that I don't need it :)

[@HjalleCalibursChannel]

The theater of mind, maybe? I believe that's the word you are looking for!

[@Samspos]

I came here to watch a vampire survivor video and you can't stop drilling that hole with your big bone 😂

[@MiladMe]

With this amount of bones he should be considered as the 👑 !

[@olivewanter]

Dex never beating the bone lover allegations

[@kapitencraft8823]

"quite realistic" he says being a skeleton followed by a lot of ghosts

[@dariusnoname12]

Great video!!! We all came expecting the bone jokes

[@iiinsane4]

Dex was boning enemies with terminal velocity

[@koosalakoopakoop8388]

Subbed when you said "your mom" I've got all the DLC for VS but probably not unlocked half of everything so it's time to learn from the king.

[@Zorgdub]

Dex: "One thing I would like is to stay alive as long as possible." You and me both, my friend.

[@jaeusa160]

I think everyone can appreciate the size and speed these bones reached. :3

[@KindaKyezzin]

Mortaccio will always be satisfying man

[@event-keystrim213]

well, "down to the bone" I guess

[@Kalusdoesyoutube]

I had an epileptischen Anfall from the amount of boning going on.

[@KellyLChambers]

I've been getting the shadow of this guy as a weapon. He becomes part of my character.

[@drewg2403]

Bones perform best in tight spaces, just as nature intended.

[@daemonsdiablo]

Have you checked out Rogue:Genesia? I think you'd love the number breakdowns that the game gives you. This was a good one. I love mortaccio, and the bone jokes were on point. I about spit out my drink when the boss got stuck and I heard "hey stepsis"

[@latioshunter]

This was certainly a video of all time.

[@TheOnlyDeerAlive4137]

"Yeah I've completed all of the main stages, I think I have a firm enough grasp of the game to watch videos about it without being too confused." *This mf:*

[@piotrrashman6487]

"but she said there was noo waay!"

[@CharlesUrban]

If your Bone's Area does not decrease after four hours, consult a doctor immediately. megalovania.mp3

[@FswithFarham]

You are indeed the King of Vampire Survivors.

[@Devon-gw2bs]

Bone daddy mortacio, always fun to watch

[@RyanYoxo]

These videos are so hard to see I generally don’t watch them, too dark and too much stuff happening, but is still a fun watch

[@watapanda]

i wanna see a vid where dex sees what the highest kills he could get on a 15minute map would be

[@liamgriffin3196]

his arms glitch out like crazy around 20 min

[@hero_bs__ig]

Bro is bad to the bone *bad to the bone meme plays*

[@daliborhanusek8123]

Its impossible Dex boning power is over 9000

[@mursallazuardy]

I don't even know the pill is blue, thanks dex XD

[@sotirisdel9120]

Duration always good for "boning" enemies LUL

[@dokenton8966]

Omg i was wondering if u are from Germany because u always say z instead of s when it's on the start of a word... And you actually are! Amazing.

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

Taking us to the bone zone.

[@JadeTheProtogen1]

16:11 he looks like "Gutsy Bones" from yo-kai watch.

[@Zorgdub]

ALL HAIL THE KING!

[@CrazyUnigod]

WOOO ANOTHER DEX VIDEO 7 SECONDS EARLYYY

[@JadeTheProtogen1]

6:14 it said "Wear....... Clock....."

[@Railgun18]

The early oktoberfest is awesome!

[@superhunter8370]

Only 12 hours after i watched ur drone video and another one already popped up? Dont mind me if i watch this too

[@HairyBBCox]

this video was quite a laugh. I guess you could say he was quite humerus.

[@BladeDancer21]

Lmao eventually you made a web and you were the spider 😂

[@zachwolfe3904]

The following video is rated IM for immature. No matter how old I get, I will always laugh at a bone joke. Would have been better played on the Bone Zone map, missed opportunity. Keep it up Dex!

[@jabcmw1]

Impressive bone my friend

[@Your_Degenerate]

I'm confident with my clock.

[@schaedli177]

bruder, this weapon/character is your personal brainrot in this game can't say i blame you tho. he is my favorite cause i have a immessurable skeleton bias and i would be a giant hypocrite if anyone knew how much i devolve when playing tree

[@definitelynotanAIchatbot]

Tree????

[@edward9487]

Make your skeleton jokes and spin the wheel, the reactions and feelings are a roller coaster and THE RIDE NEVER ENDS! Also, obligatory Bitrate joke. You know, due to the amount of moving objects on screen, quality will drop heavily.

[@HUNTERxROY]

I expect all the bone Jokes \o/

[@Matcha649]

dex uploaded new video = family happy

[@JadeTheProtogen1]

14:08 how did you know my mother is an orb!?

[@nemesissombria]

It says "wear... clock..." Your m8nd is just dirty today, dex

[@followeroj9115]

Wow 69 seconds till i saw this😅

[@GoticoArrombado]

Could you limit break J'odore again with Big Trouser? I'm really curious to see how it performs without Babi-onna's gimmick

[@greyfox999]

Seems like the enemies are boned...😊

[@witek3346]

Thats some good bone work i see

[@Minortough1034]

It said "Wear.......Clock"

[@Making_it_better]

Where is the hole? There’s fire in the hole!

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

Bone big, big bone good clubbing

[@OtaconEmmerich]

😂 The phrasing....

[@anakpinguin3942]

We should use spellbinder so our bones stay longer

[@Goldberg070]

After all this bone joke - what's Mortaccio doing with his hands all the time?

[@gabbablaqqblaqq6341]

Als hätte mir jemand in den Toaster gekackt

[@VamPDX]

Oh, I'm early. Time to comment for the algorithm

[@dralord1307]

Ahh yes, I love the boning vids

[@capicoua]

This video is a way for dex to make sex jokes 😂😂

[@Pico_444]

Um... You want to make your bone bigger? 😳

[@twodeeblue]

Silver ring evolves with clock lancet, right? Hence, nice clock.

[@Gerardmenvuca413]

Have you tried the switch version? The 2 player option is very nice

[@Jester_Advocate]

Sans if he has papyrus strength

[@johncenas8942]

Would pay to watch dex bone

[@NickDaGamer1998]

Daaaaaamn! Nice clock, bro!

[@StefanKoran]

Ja hatte Kopfknie. danke.. das ein Candelaber mehrere uhm Kerzen hat, macht es echt ned besser^^

[@kmuara2272]

Dex did u know ,u can make Miang Imortal with only One weapon and full Regen build... U just need play it in Foscary lake map,inverse mode but not in Hurry mode,pick Sabre of Healing and Divine Blood lane Arcana first,then latter pick Disco Of gold Arcana and u must pick Left metalgio and make sure before 12 minute you must already in The secret Place when Samie the cartapilar spwan( in the top right metalgio) Farm the cartapilar until Reaper spawn

[@DexTag]

Sammy's give invulnerability to anyone. Each cake adds a bit of invulnerabitlity, so many cakes = much invulnerability.

[@LoliShepherd]

Does the character with Carello has an evolution? I don't remember

[@wakerwanderer1702]

Yeah, once you pick up the artifact from Astral Stairs, he evolves at lvl 80

[@Viceur-xh4gz]

What do you evolve mortacio/bone with, I tried it and mortacio didnt evolve at lvl 80 do you need an item?

[@battlehotdog]

is mini ghost the same as clock lancet?

[@pimpusmane]

I’m just mad that I bought the DLCs last year on Apple Store, and saw that there’s new content so I tried to reinstall the game. Now I have to pay a subscription fee to even reinstall a game I put money into albeit about $3 but I’m still mad.

[@barrymoorhouse9537]

How did you get two kill counters?

[@ZachAttack5857]

What is this map's name?

[@RandomClips-oj6fi]

Abyss Foscari, the best map to farm eggs

[@ZachAttack5857]

​@@RandomClips-oj6fi thank you so much I've been trying to find this map name for a while

[@Xemice]

Dex so funny u can completely misunderstand him so funny man u are epic Dex XD lets bone him hahahahaha XD