Give the video a like or you'll break your bone (this is not a threat and no legal advice)
@the300rulers73 ай бұрын
I recwntly wiped my save and progressed well and will say that the dlc is really good to make early game much easier for getting enough gold to get everything
@daemonsdiablo3 ай бұрын
Mine has too much area, got boogaloo of illusions when i was a kid
@shaylethorne23873 ай бұрын
Listening to an adult giggle about "boning" enemies just made my day lol!
@lIIest3 ай бұрын
you must be new here!
@BarryTGash3 ай бұрын
giggity
@shaylethorne23873 ай бұрын
@@BarryTGash Nope, been with Dex for quite some time :P Since he first started playing Vampire Survivors in fact! Still funny as hell!
@lavr6l43 ай бұрын
9:39 the moment Dex says where is the hole… then finds it, all the bones just swarm inside the red tunnel …. That image … really is something
@Featherss3 ай бұрын
today's boogaloo of illusions edit was very satisfying to look at
@Zorgdub3 ай бұрын
I am ashamed of how loudly I laughed at "your mom".
@littlebird0003 ай бұрын
Honestly, peak comedy
@DexTag3 ай бұрын
I'm ashamed laughing while reading this
@kiwiciwi1233 ай бұрын
Keep the 🦴 jokes up my friend . Hearing you laugh is always the best of the video for me !
@vinther53 ай бұрын
real dex hours in this one, phrasing out of control
@psychopuffs3 ай бұрын
you wouldn't believe how many of your VS videos I have watched, and always had a chuckle to myself when you pronounced 'candelabra', or 'tiramisu', or some others. I always thought it was like an inside joke, or maybe a language barrier or something (even though your English is brilliant). it was always just amusing to me. it took me forever to realise, even after a couple hundred hours ingame, that the way you pronounced those items, is the correct way XD
@andreobarros3 ай бұрын
ma dude what lol
@Beregorn883 ай бұрын
"where's the hole? My bone is so big I can't see anything..."
@gemmam79223 ай бұрын
don't worry Dex, I giggle whenever I play Brotato and say that I'm scissoring everything
@chaoschris81943 ай бұрын
Im on the edge of my seat seeing how big your bone can get.
@chipsesh23483 ай бұрын
mortaccio was always my fav concept for a character. I haven't even watched the vid yet but ik its gonna be one of my favourites
@user-sw7js4jw7v3 ай бұрын
I always appreciate your sense of humor, Dex. We could all use a little more laughter and silliness these days!
@astressedscriptwriter9073 ай бұрын
Most favorite Boogaloo of Illusions edit is this one
@IDESTROYER2363 ай бұрын
I agree, duration is very necessary when boning.
@LittleMissJenn3 ай бұрын
10/10 this was my favourite episode of yours ever 😂 I spent the whole time just laughing along with you
@stephenp82323 ай бұрын
Its alright... we all miss the right hole sometimes. As a wise man once said "happy accidents happen sometimes"
@dariusnoname123 ай бұрын
Great video!!! We all came expecting the bone jokes
@HjalleCalibursChannel3 ай бұрын
The theater of mind, maybe? I believe that's the word you are looking for!
@Silver_Sage6633 ай бұрын
9:39 "Entering the Torona hole with our bone"
@VikingTeddy3 ай бұрын
I love the evolution, one of my favorites as well. It just takes so long to reach out, that I'm often already so tough that I don't need it :)
@MiladMe3 ай бұрын
With this amount of bones he should be considered as the 👑 !
@abduallayossef32833 ай бұрын
I challenged myself to find any good meaning of what dex is saying , I failed miserably
@Shirae3 ай бұрын
Boogaloo of Illusions makes your Area bigger or optionally The BLUE(galoo of) PILL(usion) makes your "Bone" "larger".
@Lurklessness3 ай бұрын
When dex not playing with balls, he playing with bone. Noted.
@koosalakoopakoop83883 ай бұрын
Subbed when you said "your mom" I've got all the DLC for VS but probably not unlocked half of everything so it's time to learn from the king.
@olivewanter3 ай бұрын
Dex never beating the bone lover allegations
@CrazyUnigod3 ай бұрын
WOOO ANOTHER DEX VIDEO 7 SECONDS EARLYYY
@Samspos3 ай бұрын
I came here to watch a vampire survivor video and you can't stop drilling that hole with your big bone 😂
@jabcmw13 ай бұрын
Impressive bone my friend
@Zorgdub3 ай бұрын
Dex: "One thing I would like is to stay alive as long as possible." You and me both, my friend.
@KindaKyezzin3 ай бұрын
Mortaccio will always be satisfying man
@iiinsane43 ай бұрын
Dex was boning enemies with terminal velocity
@jaeusa1603 ай бұрын
I think everyone can appreciate the size and speed these bones reached. :3
@KellyLChambersАй бұрын
I've been getting the shadow of this guy as a weapon. He becomes part of my character.
@latioshunter3 ай бұрын
This was certainly a video of all time.
@kapitencraft88233 ай бұрын
"quite realistic" he says being a skeleton followed by a lot of ghosts
@daemonsdiablo3 ай бұрын
Have you checked out Rogue:Genesia? I think you'd love the number breakdowns that the game gives you. This was a good one. I love mortaccio, and the bone jokes were on point. I about spit out my drink when the boss got stuck and I heard "hey stepsis"
@RyanYoxo3 ай бұрын
These videos are so hard to see I generally don’t watch them, too dark and too much stuff happening, but is still a fun watch
@NickDaGamer19983 ай бұрын
Daaaaaamn! Nice clock, bro!
@FswithFarham3 ай бұрын
You are indeed the King of Vampire Survivors.
@Devon-gw2bs2 ай бұрын
Bone daddy mortacio, always fun to watch
@Kalusdoesyoutube3 ай бұрын
I had an epileptischen Anfall from the amount of boning going on.
@Zorgdub3 ай бұрын
ALL HAIL THE KING!
@VamPDX3 ай бұрын
Oh, I'm early. Time to comment for the algorithm
@event-keystrim2133 ай бұрын
well, "down to the bone" I guess
@mursallazuardy3 ай бұрын
I don't even know the pill is blue, thanks dex XD
@zachwolfe39043 ай бұрын
The following video is rated IM for immature. No matter how old I get, I will always laugh at a bone joke. Would have been better played on the Bone Zone map, missed opportunity. Keep it up Dex!
@drewg24033 ай бұрын
Bones perform best in tight spaces, just as nature intended.
@dralord13073 ай бұрын
Ahh yes, I love the boning vids
@watapanda3 ай бұрын
i wanna see a vid where dex sees what the highest kills he could get on a 15minute map would be
@witek33463 ай бұрын
Thats some good bone work i see
@daliborhanusek81233 ай бұрын
Its impossible Dex boning power is over 9000
@Railgun183 ай бұрын
The early oktoberfest is awesome!
@dokenton89663 ай бұрын
Omg i was wondering if u are from Germany because u always say z instead of s when it's on the start of a word... And you actually are! Amazing.
@Matcha6493 ай бұрын
dex uploaded new video = family happy
@sotirisdel91203 ай бұрын
Duration always good for "boning" enemies LUL
@oberkommissart3 ай бұрын
Early Viewer Gang ⛏
@GoticoArrombado3 ай бұрын
Could you limit break J'odore again with Big Trouser? I'm really curious to see how it performs without Babi-onna's gimmick
@superhunter83703 ай бұрын
Only 12 hours after i watched ur drone video and another one already popped up? Dont mind me if i watch this too
@piotrrashman64873 ай бұрын
"but she said there was noo waay!"
@JadeTheProtogen13 ай бұрын
16:11 he looks like "Gutsy Bones" from yo-kai watch.
@MalleusSemperVictor3 ай бұрын
Taking us to the bone zone.
@HUNTERxROY3 ай бұрын
I expect all the bone Jokes \o/
@TheOnlyDeerAlive41373 ай бұрын
"Yeah I've completed all of the main stages, I think I have a firm enough grasp of the game to watch videos about it without being too confused." *This mf:*
@schaedli1773 ай бұрын
bruder, this weapon/character is your personal brainrot in this game can't say i blame you tho. he is my favorite cause i have a immessurable skeleton bias and i would be a giant hypocrite if anyone knew how much i devolve when playing tree
@definitelynotanAIchatbot3 ай бұрын
Tree????
@liamgriffin31963 ай бұрын
his arms glitch out like crazy around 20 min
@hero_bs__ig3 ай бұрын
Bro is bad to the bone *bad to the bone meme plays*
@BladeDancer213 ай бұрын
Lmao eventually you made a web and you were the spider 😂
@Your_Degenerate3 ай бұрын
I'm confident with my clock.
@CharlesUrbanАй бұрын
If your Bone's Area does not decrease after four hours, consult a doctor immediately. megalovania.mp3
@Gerardmenvuca4133 ай бұрын
Have you tried the switch version? The 2 player option is very nice
@kmuara22723 ай бұрын
Dex did u know ,u can make Miang Imortal with only One weapon and full Regen build... U just need play it in Foscary lake map,inverse mode but not in Hurry mode,pick Sabre of Healing and Divine Blood lane Arcana first,then latter pick Disco Of gold Arcana and u must pick Left metalgio and make sure before 12 minute you must already in The secret Place when Samie the cartapilar spwan( in the top right metalgio) Farm the cartapilar until Reaper spawn
@DexTag3 ай бұрын
Sammy's give invulnerability to anyone. Each cake adds a bit of invulnerabitlity, so many cakes = much invulnerability.
@LoneliestDog3 ай бұрын
Let's go
@JadeTheProtogen13 ай бұрын
14:08 how did you know my mother is an orb!?
@twodeeblue3 ай бұрын
Silver ring evolves with clock lancet, right? Hence, nice clock.
@StefanKoranАй бұрын
Ja hatte Kopfknie. danke.. das ein Candelaber mehrere uhm Kerzen hat, macht es echt ned besser^^
@greyfox9993 ай бұрын
Seems like the enemies are boned...😊
@JadeTheProtogen13 ай бұрын
6:14 it said "Wear....... Clock....."
@followeroj91153 ай бұрын
Wow 69 seconds till i saw this😅
@nemesissombria3 ай бұрын
It says "wear... clock..." Your m8nd is just dirty today, dex
@edward94873 ай бұрын
Make your skeleton jokes and spin the wheel, the reactions and feelings are a roller coaster and THE RIDE NEVER ENDS! Also, obligatory Bitrate joke. You know, due to the amount of moving objects on screen, quality will drop heavily.
@Pico_4443 ай бұрын
Um... You want to make your bone bigger? 😳
@Viceur-xh4gz3 ай бұрын
What do you evolve mortacio/bone with, I tried it and mortacio didnt evolve at lvl 80 do you need an item?
@anakpinguin39423 ай бұрын
We should use spellbinder so our bones stay longer
@johncenas89423 ай бұрын
Would pay to watch dex bone
@dvskdg3 ай бұрын
Nice vid
@Making_it_better3 ай бұрын
Where is the hole? There’s fire in the hole!
@OtaconEmmerich3 ай бұрын
😂 The phrasing....
@LoliShepherd3 ай бұрын
Does the character with Carello has an evolution? I don't remember
@wakerwanderer17023 ай бұрын
Yeah, once you pick up the artifact from Astral Stairs, he evolves at lvl 80
@pimpusmane3 ай бұрын
I’m just mad that I bought the DLCs last year on Apple Store, and saw that there’s new content so I tried to reinstall the game. Now I have to pay a subscription fee to even reinstall a game I put money into albeit about $3 but I’m still mad.
@Goldberg0703 ай бұрын
After all this bone joke - what's Mortaccio doing with his hands all the time?
@capicoua3 ай бұрын
This video is a way for dex to make sex jokes 😂😂
@eduardpeeterlemming3 ай бұрын
Bone big, big bone good clubbing
@Xemice3 ай бұрын
Dex so funny u can completely misunderstand him so funny man u are epic Dex XD lets bone him hahahahaha XD
@battlehotdog3 ай бұрын
is mini ghost the same as clock lancet?
@gabbablaqqblaqq63413 ай бұрын
Als hätte mir jemand in den Toaster gekackt
@grogueQ3 ай бұрын
Amazing 24 minutes and 30 seconds of the same joke.