The Kirito is Always Right Foundation

[@Shadomancer]

Kirito made a better ad than Laughing Coffin.

[@kyanite5994]

Not plenty clean tho

[@kanrahatake3626]

They should release a full laughing coffin ad

[@meganb.2249]

@@kanrahatake3626 I'd buy their services.

[@IdiotN4]

@@meganb.2249 If only they didnt include where to find them in the ad... Greg would've already been slaughtered.

[@andrewsutherland133]

That ad was his idea

[@jesseroach7978]

*BEST. AD. IN. EXISTENCE.*

[@hisokamorow6709]

This is how ad should be, that u don't even feel that u are been advertised.

[@diamonx.661]

@@Shadomancer yeah i know, that was funny too huh

[@Lancelot-hd4xm]

@@Shadomancer can I have the link please

[@kingturboturtlednoc5722]

@@Lancelot-hd4xm it's in the episode where Kuradeel tries to kill him(dry I cant remember the number)

[@miraiholmes]

I kinda wish that they made the ad separaly to rewatch the laughing coffin ad. It was hilarious

[@DragooseBlaze]

2.5 years later and kirito is still always right

[@nothri]

Are we including the time he almost ripped his &*(& in half trying to exit the hospital?

[@nothri]

It sounded like it was salvagable in the end?

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

nothri Well that's good news for Asuna XD

[@Nonzerotonin]

Demi-Fiend of Time Indeed

[@matthewdoty4665]

So very true

[@yasohiro]

That "my wife punches me during sex" really puts a new spin on this one

[@leonardoamiraguilarhernand3858]

I was the "like" #666

[@fishmilk0]

timestamp?

[@zofiatyburek]

​@@fishmilk0 SAOA Episode 14 9:38

[@fishmilk0]

@@zofiatyburek tysm ily

[@CChuuyaNakahara]

Lmao

[@ikmkr]

"You see, I am one of the select few who are completely immune to ignorant bullshit." I love this.

[@farmerspaceboy2251]

No immune to Asunas BS

[@harrisondelmenico7853]

+vault boy so true but asuna is a great character

[@jackdullboy8723]

+vault boy asuna is immune to kirito's bs

[@UnderworldArtist]

agreed

[@harrisondelmenico7853]

i am also immune

[@MasterJohnny007]

... I don't even remember the real voices of Kirito and Asuna anymore -.-*

[@chrisvan2688]

Whatchu mean? These are the real voices. There are no others

[@dislikereporter2271]

Now that I'm hearing that.... I don't either.....

[@walkerx1813]

The original English voice actors were shit... it's better this way...

[@ironknight1484]

@@walkerx1813 I agree. Eren's voice does not suit SAO

[@walkerx1813]

@@ironknight1484 DO EREN AND KIRITO HAVE THE SAME ENGLISH VOICE ACTOR???

[@djoshawott2850]

Y’know, you could’ve simply said “We now have a Patreon”, but this is much better, honestly.

[@gary4014]

This was a Patreon ad? Edit: nvm, how have I never paid attention to the very end

[@MarcusDarkstar]

@@gary4014 Seriously GREG!

[@MustacheDLuffy]

I didn’t notice either cuz I was too focused on the video lol

[@jonywu1858]

Lol u microcephalic addlepate (As he comments also not knowing it was actually a Patreon Ad)

[@funnibird]

You are wrong. *Kirito is always right.*

[@PlantagenetRose]

SAO abridged will forever be the best thing that has ever involved Kirito

[@biswadeepbhattacharjee9123]

Hmm, we have good competition with progressive Kirito. But still abridged one will win. Abridged characters are always better than originals 😂

[@davidtowers1863]

@@biswadeepbhattacharjee9123 I dunno if I'd say that, but this Kirito definitely a real character instead of a SI vessel

[@pokokuyo51]

You forget sao doujins

[@terrifictortoise5602]

i agree

[@gear1726]

guess that means you are part of the 99.9 percent then

[@LieutenantAlaki]

This is the best advertisement I've seen in a loooooong time.

[@lashatatashala8352]

Ikr!

[@thatonegirl8077]

I know right

[@LieutenantAlaki]

LieutenantAlaki 131 LIKES WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

[@litletrickster5260]

LieutenantAlaki turn on subtitles

[@pericagal19]

Litle Trickster xaxaxa

[@Cyrus_III]

I wanted it to end at: "Fortunately there is a cure." *shotgun blast*

[@guywithglasses5309]

I actually spit out after seeing that that does not happen every day

[@zaos7321]

I spit a whole bunch of water on myself

[@littlepasta2139]

0:47

[@poudink5791]

@@nautical3178 not really. why would it?

[@nautical3178]

poudink corona

[@markking6468]

It's the third anniversary of the Kirito is Always Right Foundation launch and I am proud to say that Kirito is still as right as ever. Keep up the great work!

[@HeartAngel-uu5cm]

It's now the 4th anniversary, and guess what? Kirito is still right!

[@ariffrahim6459]

@@HeartAngel-uu5cm hahaha its now 5 year and he is still right until now

[@oyasumifujiwara3314]

It's actually the 5 year anniversary. Although I'm 5 days late.

[@Zack_W]

5 years and he's still always right

[@RBTD-bn6us]

Gonna be it's 6th in 6 months

[@x-omnistar-x9602]

I just joined their patreon - the Kirito is Always Right Foundation - and this is the message I received in response: Thank you so much for supporting us! Your donations are helping us live our dreams, and we can't thank you enough for that. As a small token of our gratitude, we asked Kirito to write a few words of thanks: "Congratulations! You've just leveled up from "Idiot" to "Idiot Who Gives Me Money"; the highest honour which I can bestow. Perhaps, one day, you too can be as smart as I, but that's never going to happen because I'm lying to you. Tootles!" - Kirito ...we are so sorry for that. Sincerely, Something Witty Entertainment

[@mushedRoom-o]

This is pure awesome

[@jesse584]

honestly, that's pretty epic 😂

[@stevencooper6855]

This is absolute Gold.

[@jaydenmorris2560]

I read this in Kirito's voice.😂😂😂

[@EXtrmis]

Ofcourse Kirito will say that 😂

[@KaggyFilms]

You did it. You guys ACTUALLY did it. I'm so proud of you guys! :)

[@ryushinku6877]

HOLY SHIT !!!! This is real Kaggy! Hi Kaggy!!

[@mazzucac]

Well I can die happy now

[@cansnake]

Are you the new pressfarttocontinue/Misaka Mikoto? You're everywhere

[@DragoonBB]

Kirito is always right foundation re-grand opening! Hahahahaha-(Gets stabbed by Asuna)

[@ExyleCage]

Dragoon-BB Dead

[@SWE]

Hey guys. We've submitted our counter-claim to get episode 7 back up, but it'll probably take a few weeks for it to go through. For now, you can still watch the episode on our Facebook page (link is in the channel banner.)

[@juanaguilar4612]

awesome. thanks for clarifying that.

[@SSJ5VegitoSwordSlash]

Goddammit KZbin. I was trying to watch it again. I was trying to here the part about the dick and the cotton candy machine!

[@sugardaddykent9482]

thanks, I was trying to watch again but those damn youtubers ruined it

[@FurthestBen]

SWEabridged Damn you even put the disclaimer at the start of every SAO Abridged and you don't even get a single penny from it. Ugh people these days, somebody get Kirito to slap them.

[@sugardaddykent9482]

FurthestBen lol

[@TNTYOD]

We Must Save My Family

[@AmitCinematicUniverse]

TNTYOD you see? some of them even have faa.... Gerry... scouse me, I have to say hi to an old friend, it won't be a minute. hi Garry no time no see.

[@TNTYOD]

Amit Barabi we must sa...ahh ughh ahh we... Ahhhh

[@shado-1345]

Yeah... Maybe he has a point there... This is SUUPER uncomfortable...

[@Patlichan]

Lol I like how you guys recreated it here

[@David-lp3qz]

Can i take a minuite

[@gennik7966]

Kirito be sounding like politicians during quarantine.

[@DAPTXDC4869]

Asuna's brain image at the end...

[@MustacheDLuffy]

She can’t even open a menu

[@brokengadget3586]

If you say open the menu, *im gonna stab you in the eye!*

[@QueenVelvey]

I don't think that's Asuna's brain.

[@meganb.2249]

@@QueenVelvey OMG! Sugou replaced her brain when she was in Alfheim! NOOOO!!!

[@legalza0843]

That match’s her brain in the canon sao too

[@cali843]

Kirito is always right... Unless its with his wife. Then she's always right

[@Imainfernape]

69 likes, nice (pls no one ruin it)

[@Barrobroadcastmaster]

Unless she has to open the menu... or prevent a race war.

[@miruneverdies]

@@Barrobroadcastmaster #racewar!

[@legalza0843]

No that’s just the 99% of idiots talking. KIRITO WE GOT ANOTHER ONE OVER HERE

[@chrisdelzell8467]

You can be wrong and still get your way. Just look at real life, or marriage.

[@ceciliaventicinque4892]

"Shut up Klien. Come back when you're a main character"

[@stormalexandrioz4308]

RIP Klein Screentime

[@weazyll]

I am proud to say that I got that reference.

[@bheemareddy5699]

@@weazyll yeah,me too😂😂

[@bheemareddy5699]

Klein in SAO War for Underworld part 2: Oh,how the turntables.......

[@stormalexandrioz4308]

@@bheemareddy5699 We all are

[@August_Novachrono]

Kayaba : is this a charity or is he just messing with us Asuna: knowing him, it could most likely be both I have found my religion

[@ShadowClawWolf]

Jeaus kun

[@August_Novachrono]

Yes

[@dragonking7248]

How do I join? Lol

[@kekistaniattackhelicopter2242]

Wait, Kiritoism is a thing?

[@August_Novachrono]

•Miso Soo• 😂

[@papus615]

I can not believe abridged Kirito is more likable than regular Kirito!!

[@TheBeastr]

I love how abridged Kirito is way better than the original

[@ChasehaWing]

That's probably due to this AbKirito having an actual personality and CanonKiroto having none.

[@scott5493]

i sure as hell can

[@aryaankhan3725]

Dang it I tried

[@lelouchvibritannia7809]

Is there an abridged series where a character isn't more likable than ghe anime counterpart

[@awesomewinter3103]

"the good news: there is a cure.." that's where i lost it xD

[@iatetheiffeltower1642]

Better news is: there's a better cure!

[@jacobscott9604]

Ikr

[@Adam-ox7zo]

AwesomeWinter I showed my mom this! She loved it! Literally, she was LAUGHING! My family isn't normal, thankfully

[@drakematsen4978]

Tian See, I am one of the select few who are completely immune to ignorant bullshit, and it is my dream to spread my wisdom full time. A ray of light to cut through the darkness.

[@abcpenn2788]

Kirito for president 2020 lets make america smart again

[@deinonychus1948]

actually it'd be 2025 cos that's the time period in which SAO was made in the anime universe!

[@lizadon0740]

He's Japanese he can't become the u.s. president

[@dr.horrible677]

You've destroyed all my hopes and dreams, James.

[@artisanofmonkey881]

@@deinonychus1948 Actually if were getting statistic than it would be around 2039, because in the U.S you have to be at least 30 years old to be president of the United States, and he lives in Japan if you weren't born in the U.S you can't be President of the U.S. P.S: Remember I only got statistic because you did.

[@laceyL89]

I'd fully support that campaign.

[@Zack_W]

Like to sign the petition to make this a real ad that pops up on youtube.

[@kylerivera3470]

This should happen

[@floatingkirby5200]

Ya it should

[@gregoryjackson1307]

Gladly

[@theweebzone651]

OMG YES PLEASE BAHAHA

[@brianstabile165]

I sign up

[@blueyoshtv1874]

I love how straightforward this is

[@alexthebearderp3502]

same lmao

[@dracognia]

This is the most convincing patreon ad I've ever seen, and this may be the single most important charity of all time...

[@jacobscott9604]

Dracognia 94 ikr

[@Peaceful_Gojira]

I would literally donate to this... *LITERALLY*

[@sirinisms]

JustAnotherOne yeah I realised after I posted the comment :) but I forgot to delete it, welp time to delete it now

[@swanarima1858]

same

[@bsd4ever551]

XIXTHRASHER same!

[@cleveryoutubename4445]

XIXTHRASHER Fucking Greg.

[@animated9714]

XIXTHRASHER '

[@Topunito]

The Speedwagon foundation: finally, a worthy opponent!

[@silverstarthehybrid8122]

Everything is a JoJo reference

[@thorstenelvers7618]

except jojo. jojo is a michelangelo reference.

[@BeyondThePines1]

Oh my fucking god.

[@Idk_________]

Speedwagon foundation: *Giornio's theme plays*

[@clindsell6111]

@@thorstenelvers7618 also multiple classic rock references. for instanes REO speedwagon

[@MekaX1337]

I would like to donate 1 million dollars to the Kirito is always right foundation. Now I just need a million dollars......

[@mr.joseph7088]

+Atheist Weeaboo Edgelord funny

[@nikodokars8315]

lol

[@jongyon7192p]

Million dollars! Into their pateron!

[@swanarima1858]

you should ask trump

[@silvercenturion9940]

Swan Arima Le Mao

[@praveenmendis8327]

KARF has a new member starting today!!! they got my support. KIRITO FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

[@daj4883]

Ikr

[@marrymeminyoongi5399]

Praveen Mendis He would be such a great president.

[@Gokussjdensetsuno45]

MAKE THE WORLD GREAT AGAIN.

[@yeeter_dank]

Kirito for president

[@weebsterooo659]

kirito for president I'm in

[@justinwilson4139]

its been one year since karf was founded

[@wubbai120]

There needs to be an anniversary video.

[@justinwilson4139]

+Wubba I nah not the first. (maybe the fifth)

[@TKK-630]

Naruto Uzumaki and asuna is making a petition to shut this down

[@MagicalMedic]

The Gaming Ninja Petition? Do you know nothing of this violent, manipulative megalomaniac? Asuna probably started the, "Nobody's Ever Right Foundation" (or N.E.R.F., because she knows it would drive Kirito crazy if she had a better acronym). She's befriending people left and right, learning their unspeakable secrets and turning them on one another. Why? Because nobody is ever right... except Asuna. ♡

[@TKK-630]

Jo H well Kirito is always right foundation but soon he will have to change to kirito is always wrong foundation

[@fastcow7013]

This ad is even more accurate in 2019

[@diamondsam]

Ah yes kirito is always right when kirito is essentially a vegetal most of the time

[@stevenreadicker2777]

And even moreso in 2020

[@StrangerDanger3279]

Bret Sheeley Facts

[@tylernelson310]

even more in 2020

[@tomikun8057]

No it's more accurate being used in the US in 2020.

[@dpauls15243]

He's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need.

[@dylanmcnab3479]

or want

[@benhofyt]

uno reverse card

[@scholarstalent4939]

@Dr.Weavile, PhD Can it be used both ways or no?

[@scholarstalent4939]

@Dr.Weavile, PhD Yea I can see why and thanks for your reply.

[@KrissKross778]

best fucking way to advertise for a patreon ever!!!!

[@felixo210]

I turned on the subtitles and BOOM BALLSDEEP69 IZ BAK

[@thornedsage]

Wow I just put it on to see what you meant and wow

[@kirakiryu1020]

The Ground Is Celebrating Pride Month. MY NAME IS KLEIN!

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

@@kirakiryu1020 he he...no it's not.

[@NocturnalPyro]

The Ground Is Celebrating Pride Month. I knew it was Balls without the subs

[@MelixKaizen]

It's been 5 years and Kirito is still always right

[@ncrranger.6634]

coming up 6

[@Treewithmultiplecolors]

@@ncrranger.6634 7 now

[@ravingtac0896]

@@Treewithmultiplecolors8 now

[@IdkWhatToPutHere464]

@@TreewithmultiplecolorsNow it’s 8

[@kennell2550]

I would totally be a part of this Patreon...except I'm a full time college student without a job -_- Maybe one day when I hit the lottery...maybe...

[@SWE]

John Kennell We totally get that. Thanks for considering us though XD

[@buttAttack]

John Kennell just donate half of your romaine noodles rations.

[@edisontrent618]

123456789 987654321 Ramen* College people live on Ramen.

[@buttAttack]

Edison Trent Nope.. my comment has more up votes then you.. So your clearly wrong.

[@edisontrent618]

123456789 987654321 *you're Also, that's the majority fallacy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_populum

[@RyuusanFT86]

THIS REALLY NEEDS TO EXIST!!'

[@weeabluednd]

it does, donate to their patreon

[@sugdolomar]

Shiro no Kenshin death gun is always right foundation, join today and you get a free laughing coffin tattoo.

[@RyuusanFT86]

THE BLACKGHOST​ I do what I want. If anything YOU should be a patron to ME if you don't want laughing coffin and all their a to 'disappear' like in Aincrad.

[@Peaceful_Gojira]

Don't you mean: "This *LITERALLY* needs to exist!" ?

[@keepray]

You mean literally*

[@YaBoiGorn]

"I AM NOT HAVING ANOTHER GODDAMN SHEEPTAR INCIDENT!" omfg Sheeptar who killed all the npcs XD

[@stevenreadicker2777]

"We must save my family!"

[@briansmith3011]

And 7... no, 12 players

[@saiyanfang1047]

Sheeptar didn't actually kill NPCs kirito talked them out of it

[@debbiebuttry9783]

Remember Gary? Of course not, kirito slaughtered him while talking about sheeptar the sheepking.

[@williamhunt1389]

IT'S A REALLY STUPID BOSS!!!

[@theredhunter4997]

who else was recommended this 5 years after it came out lol

[@theweebzone651]

SAME LMAO

[@michaelbujaki2462]

9 years.

[@shimy1153]

Kirito: The good news is : There is a cure ! *A man kill Himself* Kirito: The better news is... THERE'S A BETTER CURE !

[@ASensualStorm]

Natural selection at its finest.

[@SilverFever]

Me: there's a better news : season 3 is coming out

[@tallravioliboi531]

Colorless King - Z yeaaaa booiiiiiiiii

[@elvinocruzo4501]

He pulled a Kurt Cobain

[@maddyanne1381]

Read this as he said it

[@ZephyrusMapping]

Winners don't use drugs. Except steroids, in which case, use lots of drugs!

[@ZephyrusMapping]

To jump, jump!

[@ZephyrusMapping]

You've been playing for 2807347092374207 hours! Maybe you should stop.

[@TerribleTrioProductions]

Sachi, you set them to auto loot, didn't you?

[@bobbybonzo6876]

Great we are speeding to our deaths at record speed!!!

[@EnderHeart5911]

"Hey, just because I can't play the game, does mean I can't "play the game". Wink."

[@samweltan3353]

Unless you remind him of Sachi

[@chazzwozzio]

Samwel Tan it's not y-y-y-your faaaa*auuullllttt*

[@ixkrmz]

Samwel Tan too soon

[@ngkhaiping]

Brain has been exposed by reality.

[@anthonymedina9425]

Kirito-Kun I don't feel so good

[@lolmeme69_]

**Triggered Kirito noises**

[@marestherabandia6349]

"we can make a religion out of this" - bill wurtz

[@hydr4qwe]

Lol

[@ShadowClawWolf]

We worship jeaus kun

[@flynnhunter416]

Let's get started.

[@Krakhead27]

I got it to 69 aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

[@elbyelisabeth7136]

"No don't"

[@morrisl123]

Is it sad to say that Abridged/Asshole Kirito is a MUCH more likeable character than SAO Kirito?

[@GizzakOlden]

Kid Kame Well he's fun to watch... If you met SAOA Kirito in person you'd probably beat him to a pulp before his third sentence...

[@alguan8088]

Sao Kirito is just an anime gamer. Sao was a great concept, but Kirito was pretty lucky (and skilled enough) to survive for 2 straight years. It's like playing elder scrolls, only that you're not allowed to die and the settings are complete BS. After all 99.9% of the rest of the gamers are casuals, dead, PKers or deadbeats. Quit hatin on Kirito and blame the shallow anime girls.

[@innenkosnarukami2450]

al guan Can't tell if joke or legitimate attempt at defending Kirito.

[@Starmag99]

Innenkos Narukami Maybe both...

[@contown731]

al guan No, Kirito really is just a horribly bland character that's a blatant Gary Stu self-insert. I question the intelligence of anyone who thinks he has even a semblance of character. Hell, all we really get from him is literally one scene with the nurse where he shows he feels bad about killing a few people in SAO. That's really the only scene in the series that Kirito shows even the slightest bit of depth or personality. Normally he's just the natural badass who's somehow perfect at everything, finds a solution to every situation, can pull off feats others can only imagine doing, can only lose to a girl with literally a lifetime of VR experience, and somehow attracts a large harem of incredibly beautiful girls when he's a fucking shut-in computer geek. That last part is simply fantasy. In the real world Asuna would maybe consider being friends with him considering the amount of time they spend together. None of the others, save Sinon because of their similar trauma, have even the slightest reason to be interested in him. But hey, he's the main character so they're all crazy in love after 1 episode.

[@CinestesiaAnime]

This is the best Patreon video I've ever seen xD

[@essixthefalcon8657]

Why am I seeing this NOW?! Why didn't youtube recomend this BEFORE?!

[@Nuclearburrit0]

Better question is. Why did it take KZbin recommendations to get you to watch this video!? You should be checking the channel often enough that you'd have seen when it was uploaded

[@toyboy3913]

Because your 99.9% of people

[@excaliose2912]

Hell they r recommending this to me in 2020

[@lukelucy3767]

Good for you came earlier than me youtbe just recommended this to me like literally 3 years

[@Aranethon2021]

Greetings from Septembet 2020, I watched SAO abridged years ago and youtube didn't recommend this to me til now

[@maricarvt9039]

Asuna: Get your %@$ in gear Me: *Whispering* Make this whole town disappear

[@shaelynmartin1996]

Slap me, pull my hair, touch me there and there and there but no more talking~ *Whispers* I see you are also a being of culture.

[@MedK001]

@@shaelynmartin1996 Wait, is this a reference to something?

[@shaelynmartin1996]

@@MedK001 Yes lol, Heathers the Musical. It's from the song Dead Girl Walking

[@emmagyoung2940]

We need a shirt that says "I'm a microcephalic adipate"

[@joelhenderson3723]

That would be hilarious, but I would prefer a shirt that says, "I'm a microcephalic addlepate."

[@naughtmeinam4603]

r/iamverysmart

[@saigesheen]

I would buy 10

[@kylerivera3470]

Best. Gift. Ever.

[@pendragonz8442]

Or "I'm one of the select few who are immune to ignorant bullshit"

[@ZontarDow]

The video has 0 dislikes because everyone acknowledges he is always right.

[@jairasha]

You're god dang right

[@0Raik]

dave19941000 Im literally (for real) the 700 like, still in 0 dislikes.

[@tonyveron]

Raik it's incredible. It's just so amazing I can't bring myself to dislike it

[@JohnQDarksoul]

Tony Veron 952 Likes, 1 Dislike.

[@tonyveron]

Bet it was secretly Asuna

[@Imaweirdnormalist]

Asuna's a tsundere and yandere at the same time. damnnn

[@user-nc5wc7dh7l]

+I'm a weird normalist. I like her Yandere side more, its so radically different from her canon counterpart. Still she's no Yuno Gasai.

[@klatnyelox9140]

+Hanan Awan DON'T SPEAK THE NAME!

[@lailahabbadon9733]

+kyle alton I know, right?

[@sallanta_]

....

[@IzzyTDS]

Yasundere??

[@erenyager238]

"To a world that is utterly devoided" MAKES PERFECT SENSE KIRITO DOES IT

[@webdesigner18]

You're doing the lord's work Kirito, the lord's work.

[@zacgalfinakis9195]

I thought that was the laughing coffins job?

[@lakkakka]

I will join. But please teach me how to be as sarcastic and articulate as you oh great master Kirito.

[@whereismyseasontwo2500]

lakkakka LMAO

[@Annettewalker-nq2jf]

lakkakka yeah I wanted to know too

[@simplegirl265]

It's quite simple.... Just open your menu.

[@sammiechea4426]

I would like to join the Kirito is Always Right foundation as well. Here's a training exercise for ya that I'm already doing: Call out on people when they do something stupid.

[@matehiqu9905]

if there's something that i know about kirito, is that what you want is impossible

[@joseescobedo167]

WERE DO I DONATE!!!!!!!!!

[@sleepyninjarin7971]

Furious Wolf kirito, help!

[@jonkeathegamer]

"Were?" KIRITO, WE NEED YOU NOW!

[@lenny3735]

Something witty entertainment’s paiterion

[@apexyl5135]

Furious Wolf you spelled “where” wrong Kirito is ashamed

[@MasterPoppers]

Where* do I donate?*

[@shibasister3407]

*yeets coins at screen* TAKE IT TAKE ALLLLLLL MY MONEY KIRITO SPREAD YOUR WISDOM

[@mirrorlynx7573]

annnnd this is how you do a patreon ad people

[@illyachan5901]

See if KZbin used somthing like this as an add I'd love it

[@reyiven7625]

Aren't you supposed to be died

[@jayramirez3381]

You spelt ad wrong

[@bomcstoots1]

*lewds*

[@Tanaranner]

As a proud member of karf i need to inform you; ad* :) now can you please look into this tube like item, thank you *bang*

[@raymond8439]

Bright side?

[@TakoyaKyono]

But Sheeptar was such an amazing boss! Climbing the walls, spitting acid, just like a fluffy Xenomorph! Why WOULDN'T you want that again?

[@sudsy3438]

But 7 people died

[@thegamerzero6315]

SudsyGames *12

[@GizzakOlden]

TheGamerZero SudsyGames On point guys =D

[@daisybell6325]

TheGamerZero Oh, well that's a thing. But at least you survived. Hey, silver lining.

[@TakoyaKyono]

"WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY!"

[@kenshxn7524]

0:48 “the better news is that, there’s a better cure” 😂😂😂

[@NissanGTRR-jw6du]

* Pulls out remington 870 *

[@summerisnothere4774]

I would run a presidential campaign with this as my greatest speech. Except it wouldn't exactly work I don't think

[@Zu_Zu_Zu]

I would vote for you.

[@summerisnothere4774]

+Zuzka zubík well thank you very much. Together, we shall make the world a better place. If you vote for me, I will give you a free K.A.R.F shirt and mug

[@Zu_Zu_Zu]

Awesome =) Stupidity shall die only the chosen ones will rule the world.

[@MrMikellsof88]

Why wouldn't it work? Trump got elected doing that very thing? Though ... he was more subtle. His oft-repeated tirade of "the media is corrupt" was essentially him telling every american that anyone that listens to the media (which most americans do) are idiots.

[@secondsonofrome8560]

To be fair, Trump was right. The media is corrupt, any amount of research reveals their bias.

[@dg6536]

Its been over 2 years since KARF was founded

[@AmitCinematicUniverse]

Deklyn Gremory and now he is back in the real world with no girlfriend, no friends, and no penis, and an evil bully sister who likes to remind him all of that and gains happiness only from terrorise him in every possible opportunity.

[@thehackingburger3002]

@@AmitCinematicUniverse And now he's in a sadistic, children's fairy game where he learns his daughter faked her own death as a prank, suffered in silence and loneliness, and then turned into a pixie for some reason. Then he tries to fly and smashes his head into the ground. Poor Kirito.

[@Jplague887]

3 now

[@xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe]

Riveting

[@armadillolover99]

Amit Barabi He still has a penis, they just had to sew it back on.

[@scotthadden9816]

See, what Kirito doesn't realise is in marriage, one person is always right, and the other person is the husband. Prepare for the Asuna Is Always Right foundation.

[@MizzMDN11]

And just like that, KARF will become AARF. ... I also just realized how terrible that acronym sounds, and won't be using it again.

[@mightykitten4615]

Because.... feminism.

[@zennok]

because......that's just how it is lol

[@connorwilson1431]

Unless the wife is a pedophile

[@connorwilson1431]

Unless the wife is a pedophile

[@mentalbreakdownishere7536]

7 years have passed and Kirito is always right

[@ReiseLukas]

"Democracy is By the People, For the People... but the People are Retarded "

[@indecisive_v]

This video itself has taught me things. No seriously, it really brought me to realize how we've been using "literally" wrong the whole time.

[@k_tess]

You're joking right.

[@jelyl]

@@k_tess a bit late to the party my guy

[@bigwolf-ts3ht]

@@jelyl a bit late to the party my guy

[@miruneverdies]

@@bigwolf-ts3ht a bit late to the party my guy

[@aaaaaaa8058]

@@miruneverdies a bit late to the party, my guy

[@matt10y27]

So in theater class today a kid performed this monologue and everyone laughed when he said it was going to be from "SAO Abridged", which naturally led me here. Props to you guys for making these fabulous masterpieces.

[@annon3387]

HOLY SHIT I WANT TO BE IN YOUR THEATER CLASS!

[@DomyTheMad420]

This has got to be the single best Patreon announce video, Ever. Gutsy i'll give ya that x'D

[@jstn5737]

Kirito: HAHA! Person: literally fricking *dies*

[@GeekNewz]

i know that kirito is sain but why do you have to call him out for it

[@aaronorgan864]

We need to re-name it the Asuna is always gets her way foundation

[@merrittanimation7721]

Aaron Organ Or AAGHWF to describe the sound Kirito tends to make when that happens

[@Great_Olaf5]

Aaron Organ Why rename this one? Have Asuna found her own. Then they can have competitions.

[@TheSyncshadow]

Asuna........She's officially scarier than Erza scarlet from PalletTownChampions 's Fairy Tail Abridged........You guys should crossover.....kind like how PurpleEyesWTF crossed over with LittleKuriboh way back when. XD

[@xItsAnAwpx]

She snapped his neck

[@xItsAnAwpx]

What's that supposed to mean?

[@FoxgloveFatale]

The Syncshadow What makes this funny is Alfman and Kirito are done by the same guy and have similar personallities. lol

[@ZipperDeer]

PalletTownChampions oh hell yes now I will support it to all ends

[@daisybell6325]

PalletTownChampions THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!

[@MrGurusing]

I really wish i had the money to support you guys. But right i can only support by liking your videos.

[@Hy93Ri0n]

You thought it was money, but it was me, DIO!

[@pichumaster101]

I see what you did there

[@MrGurusing]

Do you remember how many patreon pages you have patronized in your life?

[@MrGurusing]

jim volkert I didnt know you marry a cow.

[@AyseeMD]

Dio Brando AND YOU BETTER SUBSCIRBE!

[@barbershopbible]

I imagine the people who have only seen regular Sao are quite confused about their favorite character right now

[@communistpotato3204]

251 people are jealous of how right Kirito is

[@belrevan1986]

If Kirito thinks KARF is a stupid acronym. Then he should be happy his name isn't Birito 😎

[@caseus8323]

Lol, than it would be BARF XD

[@lamasta2691]

+Cheese Chan in the wise words of Kirito, No shit!

[@caseus8323]

Beauitiful. I did not spell that right but who cares.

[@apieceoftapeva2558]

My first thought: Kirito's name is now Burrito.

[@dr.texasman7483]

"Burrito is Always Right Foundation"

[@insanityworks4ussu4skrowyt34]

Kirito may always be right, but not even he can withstand the wrath of a woman... ... ... ... ...no one can

[@Saffy2099]

InsanityWorks4Us sU4skroWytinasnI Simple solution, don’t respect women.

[@lobster123burger]

Zeo Gaming That's how you lose.

[@inhsonlamvu5252]

But can a woman withstand the wrath of another woman? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@dinosaurusrex1482]

Lâm Vũ only if their wrath is equal

[@sqwertt8605]

I can because I have never seen a woman in my life and probably never will

[@kinosmead]

this trailer breaks the carefully constructed and beautiful character you gave him. at some points he seems to actually care about something

[@sterlingmuse5808]

That's the point of his character though. They turned SAO into a story of someone who doesn't care finding things he cares about, while mocking everyone at the same time. Beautiful :') ten outta ten

[@manjittoor9208]

Planeswalker999 Kirito's rant about humanity in episode 8 spells out how he doesn't want to care about other people, but has to because of the trauma of episodes 2 and 3.

[@MoneyFolder]

The "Kirito is Always Right Foundation" joke is actually really genius. It reflects the stupidity of the actual anime. In the anime, they've made him perfect, he's a fucking god. He can do no wrong, and can do literally anything. He's a professional hacker, master swordsman, pro level gamer, gets all the girls, and is basically, God. Yes this joke was originally from the abridged series, but it reflects why Kirito is such a shitty character in the canon, and I fucking love it.

[@supreme_king_obama1158]

BTW, I vaguely remember kirito wanted to build a robot in the worse version, but I can’t remember why. I know that on the abridged it’s because he wants to build a body for yui, but I can’t figure out why he did in the worse version. Maybe it was such a bland reason or there was none.

[@twotoohonest2907]

@@supreme_king_obama1158 basically still the same, wanted to give yui a way to interact with the real world more directly

[@supreme_king_obama1158]

@@twotoohonest2907 ah, that tracks. I guess they didn't sell the "we're gonna be a family in the real world I swear" thing as well as the abridged series did, so I just never remembered it.

[@MGNew]

No lol

[@MGNew]

@@twotoohonest2907 maybe no

[@ryugasamurai7217]

Asuna’s brain 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theduck2259]

Just like yours

[@smugumin3448]

Petition to make this an actual ad that appears on KZbin videos

[@Kwen666]

I like how when it talks about stupidity it zooms in on America

[@apexyl5135]

Photonic yeah I know

[@tonyepic8]

Well we have a pretty dumb government

[@rosestemss]

He may be immune to idiocy But he's not immune to ASUNAS RAGE

[@hughjanis4250]

***** yandere* not rage, not love... straight up, she's obsessed with him.... you saw her burn down Liz's shop right?

[@rosestemss]

Yea XD

[@Johnpinckney98]

***** Dude by far the only one who is immune to a woman's rage is another woman..... Or a panda, panda's are immune to rage and bullshit.

[@falsusficta3488]

Don't you mean Asuna's WRATH!! Bahahahahahahaha, wait what are you doing with that sword? No! Stop don't!

[@foxrendr4461]

Jay Smith You.... were expecting likes, weren't you...?

[@manueltorres322]

how can I donate

[@SWE]

Check out our Patreon page at: www.patreon.com/SWE Taken from our description. Thanks for the support!

[@tsurifisher]

+Goddess 1960 It's to advertise their Patreon.

[@arilisas]

Manuel Torres *How can I donate? GRAMMAR POLICED YOU! HAHA!

[@theredandblackneogamer5160]

Manuel Torres just don't give a shit

[@ameghosting7768]

Sean Lambert btw it's and instead of the comma ;b

[@Noaomi]

Almost 3 years later this is still one of my favourite videos on the internet

[@kaltine3324]

Who else lost their shit when Kirito said "There's a cure!" And then the guy shot himself XD

[@lacia1658]

Kirito: im always right Me: whats 1+1? Kirito: 3

[@dbztranks6601]

JirachiWolfy YT CORRECT

[@thehurricantyrant5258]

DBZTRANKS sadly he is wrong 1+1=11

[@CristheLight]

your both wrong!! because 1+1=2!!!

[@CristheLight]

Kamukura Kamukura Yas Queen! No one ask you to be here Kirito

[@CristheLight]

if my memory come back to me didn't asuna slap you in the face

[@niko7877]

I like the part when the new episode came out today and I'm getting this recommended again

[@Lizzy6851]

2020 be like: when the world needed him most, he vanished.

[@YuudaiGH]

How true that statement is is truly sad

[@Those3WierdoGamers]

That is truly the best way to tell everyone you now have a Patreon,

[@Smile12]

The only ad I would never skip

[@isk84lifeyomama4]

1:08 looks like kirito took a trip to vietnam

[@DuxBellorum13]

I need to hire Kirito to help keep me sane for the next...4 of so years

[@ama659]

TAKE ALL MY MONEY MAKE ME BANKRUPT TAKE IT

[@AceBlast75]

Why can't all commercials be like this?

[@Yeah-eu5cp]

+AceBlast75! IKR!!! I have a feeling a lot more stuff would sell. lol

[@AceBlast75]

+Raven Hopkins xD

[@Ay-xq7mj]

+AceBlast75! If some commercials weren't so irritating or repetitive i wouldn't use adblock. In fact if they made them less intrusive and less obnoxious on youtube i WOULD turn off adlock in a heartbeat.

[@illusion9423]

If the ad creators had some human sense of humor instead of the money extorting soulless machine they seem to be I think people would buy more

[@fantasque8660]

Well commercials aren't really to get said person to buy the product more so get the name out there like if I said car what would you think of? Probably a Honda/Nissan/Toyota/Ford/Lambo/Ferrari etc.

[@Animefan0194]

“But the good news is there’s a cure...better news there’s a better cure”lol😆🤣😂

[@theblueeyeddemon8940]

Theirs just so much beauty in this world ya know

[@crossithink]

Fr

[@heliossol-diosmortal2698]

Is it wrong to prefer the first cure-method? ... I mean... this feels just more satisfying!

[@zeronothinghere9334]

It's 2020, and I wish we had such a foundation IRL

[@Blue_Salamander8]

“But, the good news is, there is a cure” BANG “The better news is, there’s a better cure!”

[@Hay-89]

it's been 8 years and Kirito is still right

[@mykathompson4212]

god I love that yamatoSFX is voicing kirito