The Level1 Show November 1st 2024: Happiness is a Warm Oink

[@redrune4314]

Kreestuh's unhinged inner thoughts have been unreasonably funny

[@jakobfindlay4136]

"what if it smelled really good in the walmart"

[@redrune4314]

Absolutely killed me

[@rikmasasso]

Thx for your time guys. Its the most valuable thing you can spend and y'all are spending it on making me smarter

[@ishsahni8160]

I really appreciate you guys for these show videos, highlights of my week

[@Microwaive]

Listen, you all need to make this into a Patreon/Floatplane show and cut loose. We need a little bit more unhinged reasonability in this world and this group seems like a good place to start.

[@caspersmith7112]

24:40 I LOVE THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS!!!!!

[@Maxjoker98]

24:25 Those are the kind of dark Kreestuh intrusive thoughts are the reason I'm here LMAO

[@AzureFlash]

"Can AI Be Blamed..." -- Yes, next question!

[@itchimo82]

Ryan's deadpan cynicism gives me life, LOL

[@polyesterbebe]

I really appreciate you guys

[@marcospaniaguaolavide]

Love and greetings from Spain!

[@GreenFox1505]

@2:00 so, what you've done here is turn a system that was SUPPOSE to just "know" the answer (but fails spectacularly and constantly) and instead taught it how to FIND the answer and present it. This is just a search engine with extra steps. We've been doing this for years, we didn't need LLM for this.

[@GimpyChinaman]

11:15 You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". Alan Ford's delivery of that line was brilliant.

[@NatesRandomVideo]

lol the Walmart smell. So dark Kristen! 😂

[@littlewink7941]

You guy's are for sure not space nerds! Boeing's Starliner launched 25th June with 2 crew, Sonny and Butch and docked at the ISS after a somewhat sketchy ride. following which nobody was prepared to return to Earth in it. ISS Crew 8 were already on the ISS from 4th March and it was this crew that returned 25 Oct,as planned, hence the SpaceX spacesuits. The Boeing crew will have to wait until March 25 to get a ride on the Crew 9 return. (Given that hitching a lift on Soyuz would be too humiliating). Crew 9 flew to IIS 29th Sept with only 2 crew on board to make room for the Boeing crew and also carried 2 new SpaceX spacesuits for Sonny and Butch. Starliner itself returned to earth 7th Sept, empty, and landed as expected. This had to be done as Starliner was occupying a docking port to be used for resupply Dragon CRS 31 which arrives 5th Nov.

[@capsulate8642]

Letting your astronaut's muscles and bones atrophy away in space to avoid paying Russia a few mil for the rescue, like a boss

[@cuteswan]

23:41 What the ABC article forgot to tell you is that the Walmart in question was made of gingerbread and managed by a cackling old lady in a black shawl and pointy hat.

[@tee_es_bee]

2:30 So instead of opening a PDF and scrolling down to a section that I am interested in we are building the torture nexus. Got it. Totally makes sense for this use case. 15:10 What do you mean by also? Physical releases for movies are still a regular thing. Just got my copy of Twisters on an UHD Bluray two weeks ago. 🧡💛🧡

[@jozsefizsak]

Thank you! 😉

[@coladict]

I saw a video from someone working a Walmart showing that bakery oven. It is impossible for that to have been an accident. She was 100% murdered.

[@bathsalts1st]

On time tonight i see. Good job. :P :P :P

[@WarkWarbly]

"Happiness is a Warm Oink" Maybe when you're a teenager, but when you're old it's called frusterbation.

[@10100rsn]

DON'T FORGET TO GIVE THEM A LIKE! DO IT! Okay, you don't have to but you know you should because you know you like it.

[@SirReptitious]

I remember reading a story about a guy who worked in a company who made something like Spam where they load up lots of carts into a huge cooking room. The guy was organizing the racks or whatnot and someone else closed the door and started the cooking cycle. Obviously he didn't survive.

[@LucaDigioia83]

love ya

[@tolpacourt]

Swordfish use their sword to stun or kill their prey. There are many videos on facebook and youtube where a swordfish comes pretty close to killing a sport fisherman in a boat. They jump when hooked, and they jump into the boat sometimes. Billfish (marlin, sailfish, swordfish) can easily kill people. They go berserk sometimes.

[@rackneh]

5:10 I agree, a kid with special needs shouldn't get unsupervised access to the internet, let alone language models

[@mm-fg1xc]

Long time ago, I had a cockroach crawl into sinus cavity through my nose while I was sleeping. I was blowing my nose furiously. The next day I placed sticky traps all around the rental pad which solved the problem.

[@mapwheel00]

The spelunker that Kreestuh was talking about was Floyd Collins. He got stuck and died exploring Sand Cave. My favorite bit of color is that by the time they were able to recover the body, his face had been eaten by cave crickets.

[@digitalchemistry2515]

Innerspace? No love for Fantastic Voyage?

[@PajakTheBlind]

9:08 fun facts: someone in that radio station thought it would be a good idea for AI radio host to interview a Nobel prize winner Wisława Szymborska... whom have passed like 12 years ago. But hey, we can synth her voice through AI, right? Also there is a distinct lack of emotion in the voices of those AI hosts

[@dragonproductions236]

The sick leave pet thing, is just combing sick and pto which is actually a good thing. You should be able to use your sick days if you want to day drink and party.

[@foxs49er]

OMG seeing that lady upside down in boulders just gave me the worst type of anxiety. And I'm not an anxious person.

[@tobiwonkanogy2975]

i instantly remembered the Arnold's body episode of Magic School Bus. Carlos and the brown haired girl (Ashley?) have some mishap. That show could use a remaster for sure. great way to teach about things.

[@Terran.Marine.2]

Condolences for the survivors. Geez.

[@OLDMANDOM42.Dominic]

24:24 What if it smells real good?? YUM!!! It's Bob!! LMAO

[@rmo9808]

It's where that Subway smell comes from

[@awesomearizona-dino]

hey All, happy halloween.

[@wendalljohnson3089]

Crazy the kinds of endorsements you can buy with money...

[@howardthompson3543]

Fantastic Voiayage long predated both Magic School Bus & Innerspace.

[@poppyrider5541]

I Haven't watched Romulus. I gave up on the Alien franchise after Prometheus. But VHS caught my ears. Some collections must be completed.

[@herrpez]

Romulus is an incredibly flawed movie... but man, it has some really great things going for it. Could have been a great movie (in my eyes), and instead it's just... disappointing.

[@foxs49er]

With AI, if it knows where the manual is for a MOBO. Why does it need to go look at it for an answer? Wouldn't it just train on it and just know it already?

[@grandpaposer3572]

Kinda feel like this might be a bad topic but when multi-day hikers need to poo do they bag it and tag it or dig a hole and leave a roll ? I get going off trail to do it but is it fertilizer or is leave no trace better?

[@DavidB-fy8oj]

Who knows for sure, maybe they are somewhere/somewhen together and happy? He sure doesn't sound like he was happy with this reality.

[@stolenlaptop]

You guys arent doing good research here. osha doesnt apply to canada (where the walmart incident happened). The nutty putty cave incident was 2009 (not 1800's or 1900's krysta) and it was john edward jones. The guy also didnt starve to death he had heart failure or other organ failure from being upside down the whole time.

[@Showakusai]

They literally don't research these stories. They read an article and talk about it very off-cuff. That's the point.

[@dennisestenson7820]

Ad bots destroyed the Internet, not perplexity.

[@heimvar]

alien Romulus was very good, I saw it twice in theaters, however I will not be buying the VHS lmfao 😂 well unless it's cheaper than the digital format. Silly thought but since it's a VHS does it technically have better format shifting laws? I would like more VHS releases maybe there's a hidden positive side

[@vincei4252]

22:11 New Zealand limiting hugs? Remember they're part of the commonwealth that includes the UK, Canada and Australia. All pretty weird places in recent times. I say this as a UK citizen.

[@Bratfalken]

I bet it is at the drop off zone where people get out of cars and want to say goodbye before driving off.

[@thirtyeight92]

The boeing starliner astronauts will be coming home next year as part of spacex's crew-9 mission on the capsule that was sent up with only two astronauts. The four astronauts that just came home were part of the crew-8 mission and were already on the ISS before boeing's spacecraft was sent up.

[@eliinthewolverinestate6729]

That's old square grouper washing up on shores.

[@grease253]

Rip Romeo!!!

[@seanunderscorepry]

My neighbor works at Boeing, and while we don't talk- I've noticed he's picked up smoking.

[@doleph1]

The photo bombing dog is the last thing I'll choose to remember from this video! 😅

[@gasracing5000]

25:18 It's a joke about the classiest date Bob ever had. After ordering the Chilean Sea Bass, the waiter brought his dates order and she genuinely stated "I thought this came with chili."

[@chemicalhorre]

It seems the dog in the last story did pass away in 2021. He was a good boy.

[@bruceanderson8588]

that sign can not be in New Zealand as it is only in English .

[@AlwayzPr0]

The oven comment from krista😂😂 i still didn't get how the girl got trapped

[@GregM]

Regarding the walk-in oven incident that was in Nova Scotia and the person's mother who also works at Walmart found her daughter

[@Terran.Marine.2]

How awful 😢

[@mm-fg1xc]

Rolling cart has to slide onto an overhead rail so the oven can rotate the rack. The employee has no choice but to enter oven if they wish to align the rack with the rail.

[@Showakusai]

This is untrue, worked at a supercenter for 10 years and the oven can easily and safely be used without ever getting inside.

[@mm-fg1xc]

​@@Showakusai As I recall, I had to to take a one or two of steps into the oven to line up the rack with the rail. There may be different sizes of ovens. My memory could be incorrect as it was 10 years ago, and as I was infrequently loading deli ribs or pizzas and not bread dough. I recall having to walk toward the center of the oven to line up the rack with the rail as it made me feel uncomfortable. Perhaps, my memory is from a different supermarket, too, as I did work another marketplace for a number of years.

[@joeykeilholz925]

went to the university and demanded action. Oh boy

[@K4g4m1]

16:47 - But did they recover the phone?

[@dexteritymaster]

I just love the playlist January 9th 2024 ... skip ... November 1st 2024 (feels like there was a small skip in adding episodes to it :D)

[@culturedcritters]

It saw something and exploded from surprise.

[@dp27thelight9]

I've been running over 15 mph my whole life.

[@smokeyninja9920]

17:20 There have been numerous events of people getting stuck in tight places upside down... typically doesn't end well for the person, the story that came to my mind, a guy dropped his phone in a papier-mâché stegosaurus, got inside and got stuck upside down in one of the legs, they believe he was in there for multiple days before being discovered. On the one hand I'm all for natural selection taking its course (it's not like we have a shortage of humans on this planet), on the other hand that's an unfortunate way to go

[@1_2_die2]

14:00 that's like "put a square pig in a round hole" problem from Apollo 13.

[@yumri4]

The story of "can AI be blamed" really no but the company and his parents should be. The company for marketing it to a teenager and the parents for not noticing after months that it was happening as it is a pay to use the AI site so if they are normal people and look at the bills they are paying they would have seen and asked questions. Maybe they did and just didn't know how to be good parents using the AI instead of video games or instead of TV. AI seems to lead to many more unaliving events then video games and lots more than TV shows. So the parents should have known the company most likely knew as what caused it was a change to the AI to fix what caused it.

[@SpeedmanRC]

The THC pizza in Stoughton WI that just happened this week...

[@timmywashere1164]

19:30 IT'S BISQUIK! Not a joke.

[@Terran.Marine.2]

The multi purpose baking mix?

[@MikeBob2023]

19:09 That top center blob looks suspiciously like a fried egg to me. 🍳🤔

[@kylewhiteman]

wow im early! you guys are great btw :)

[@CathyInBlue]

@18:00 Welcome to Gattaca.

[@shambleslongplay3566]

I thouhght some one said those blobs were oreo's from a container ship

[@SynVicious]

I'm predicting a soft landing next week ... I know too much about probability theory

[@Appl_Jax]

2:20 ah, teaching a computer to fish, instead of handing it over.

[@bdbgh]

19:11 Looks like raw latex/raw plant sap at a glance

[@TheSlowDude]

Blobs: most likely diapers. Silica gel in a web texture?

[@ddzwiedziu]

@Polish radio effing things up with AI: fortunately they gave up the project after a week.

[@scruffy3121]

Someone will paint a swordfish in orca colors and post it on Reddit after this.

[@bluephreakr]

_Wait a minute…_ is ICP compatible with Catholicism?

[@Terran.Marine.2]

Another thing dogs are not supposed to have but many seem to enjoy peanuts. Very very few, however.

[@fracturedlife1393]

weren't the white blobs some kind of powdered drink or something?

[@LaraMauk]

I occasionally think of the similar nutty putty cave incident.. neature is neat & deadly

[@BeldansFire]

Blobs= Pillsbury flower rolls

[@jameswafer8477]

Oh hey eugenics is fun for the whole family

[@Kane0123]

"Go through all my local recall data and find blah..." AI all the way down

[@MikeBob2023]

09:07 I don't care much for machines masquerading as real people. I avoid them as much as possible.

[@gaysatanicclown3107]

So if haiku is the budget version, and sonnet is a more robust version, when do we get ode, and mahabharata? 😊

[@Fatspurios]

Engaged. Be well.

[@ITSupport-q1y]

Kiwi's are huggers

[@dudao4163]

You guys are getting dark 😂

[@MrNabmas]

More unhinged kreestah !

[@xTopCityx]

9:41 LITERALLY they don't have skin..

[@heimvar]

17:20 nutty putty cave lmfao

[@cammelspit]

Abortion of justice, lol. We don't use colorful language like that anymore.

[@mustangmckraken1150]

If somebody likes Game of Thrones after Season 8 the mental handicap is implied 😂

[@Fahdalrabeayah]

The past two days Dumb and dumber Show in my shorts

[@yourposer]

OMFG... did you say "who gave the kid a smartphone and a computer, maybe you should sue yourself"? those are dangerous waters to tread my friends

[@thelazarous]

Yeah but it's true though. Grabbing a random device that you clearly don't fully understand and trusting it to babysit for you is just bad parenting, as a parent myself.

[@arthur1670]

4:42 You can't blame the company. I 💯% blame the parents who controlled the internet connection, should be charged with negligence homicide of a child. The poor 14 year old need protection, it’s the internet it’s global we need to protect our kids. An adult would be a different story

[@MikeBob2023]

TGIF! 🤗

[@BlackMage_01]

nah AI models need to be liable for everything the AI does. fuck that. Make it legally impossible to develop. fuck em.

[@joeykeilholz925]

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