The Lion King Grief Counseling - The Office US

Oh, it would probably take me like an hour and a half to tell that whole story.
Season 3, Episode 4 'Grief Counseling' - Michael tries to help the staff grieve after learning that the former regional manager has died.
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[@downd.stairs1675]

I love how Ryan didn’t even change Mufasa’s name.

[@TheAndreagon29]

Ryan was an idiot. I’m sorry but Ryan was idiot and so was Michael for believing a word Ryan said

[@_mk__]

Boss move

[@TheGuyYoullNeverMeet]

They cut off the great response afterwards. When Michael goes off and asks "is this a game to you?" And Phyllis says "well there is a ball" 😂

[@rjghuge4912]

For me that was best.

[@MayaBishopStan]

🤣🤣😂

[@froggofood2307]

I love how Michael got the Weekend at Bernie’s story, but not The Lion King story.. 🤣

[@bryan8602]

How was Ryan being subtle?

[@GeorgeMonet]

Or Pam's story.

[@kylewolnik1789]

It’s probably because Michael likes Ryan and Pam more than Kevin to say anything to them

[@froggofood2307]

GeorgeMonet What movie is that? 🤔

[@tatyaniakeara452]

IHeartCandi P million dollar baby

[@chriswitry6976]

My 2 most favorite things about this clip: 1) Ryan sees what Pam is doing immediately and asks for the ball next 2) Even after Kevin sees he was obvious and ruined it and Michael now knows, he still smiles and nods like he successfully did what Ryan and Pam did

[@sweettea527]

What was Pam's movie?

[@chloverfield99]

@@sweettea527 Million Dollar Baby. Later in 4.07 "Money" Michael watches it in the cold open

[@kennysmith1925]

To be honest Ryan should have runied it

[@Yakushii]

@@kennysmith1925 What, a white man can't have a cousin named Mufasa?

[@winnerwinner8894]

@T Mac lmaoooo

[@mrboss20ten]

Million Dollar Baby - nope Lion King - nope Weekend at Bernie's- wait a minute

[@SirAlexOfTheGuitar]

Is this before or after the episode where he's watching Million Dollar Baby?

[@damjanovicstrahinja5516]

@@SirAlexOfTheGuitar way before he watched it.

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Vaishnavi Ramesh pam: ?

[@vitorcunha5249]

He's a fan of comedy lol

[@FatherManus]

Literally the only movie on this list that I didn't see is the one Michael recognized.

[@Happy26210]

“You know who else wishes they could go back to work is ed truck, but Ed truck can’t go back to work because he is DEAD”

[@urs915]

“Lemme just start, lemme show you how this works” *cocks shotgun*

[@tapio_m6861]

His capa was detated!

[@dumpster_mcgee_96]

Frostyio-YT I guess now he is DEAD TRUCK!!!!!! AYO!!!!!!

[@BrandyTexas214]

He was retired anyways

[@PatrickWagz]

he was drunk as a skunk

[@MA-cs7xq]

“frozen sledgehammer” i like how michael is so specific

[@SV-pv6km]

@Jim P Subzero approves!

[@KillingSpreeXLWDGNG]

Because your average frozen sledgehammer is going to add at least +5 Frost Damage

[@codymccoy3480]

666th like

[@jackhatlen5715]

Boiling tears hurt more than boiling water too

[@miketiker]

Qahawk i mean tears are salty so it probably would lol

[@Loverofallthingsliving]

Lmao the way Ryan looks into the camera when he says “Mufasa” 😂😂😂

[@ilariabozzetti1724]

With that S ....so funny..we pronounce it with a silent S

[@sumcallmejesus]

@@ilariabozzetti1724 how? Mufaaaa

[@halfbloodwitch8545]

That gets me every time

[@C_Tizzle]

Angela's face when Dwight explained "fetal absorption". Price. Fucking. Less.

[@yurionedge2199]

I like how Ryan was shaking his head when Kevin was telling his "story".

[@thenextstep6837]

😂😂😂😂

[@erivam_galdino]

"he will ruin it"

[@ezzealdeen77]

I'm in love with this very small details

[@lawrencetalbot8346]

The sad part is this is one of the few times Kevin’s brain actually works and he catches onto what the group is doing

[@suburbantimewaster9620]

@@lawrencetalbot8346 Somewhat, he didn’t know Michael well enough to realize that he can’t catch onto the classics but would immediately recognize the stupid movies.

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

When Dwight says “resorbed” and the ball gets bigger... it’s satisfying. I can’t explain it.

[@DigitalVigilante29]

It's crazy how angela actually looks impressed at Dwights story

[@johnnymyers3259]

"It feels like someone took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears, and at the same time, somebody else is hitting me in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer, and then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone, and I'm crying, and nobody can hear me, because I am terribly, terribly, terribly alone." - me any time something remotely bad happens to me ever

[@Alsira98]

Don’t mean to be that one person but it’s “hitting my soul”

[@airielharvey24]

😆😆😆

[@OzzyFoxMercury]

The funniest part about that part is Dwight being shook up by it like Michael was saying something profound.

[@gabimurray5955]

How it feels to chew five gum

[@0live0wire0]

First world people problems...

[@prisonmike6691]

Kevin’s face when he’s explaining Weekend at Bernie’s 🤣

[@AnglegooGames]

Prison Mike u r my idol

[@sebstins]

What was the worst thing about prison, Prison Mike?

[@carloregalado7751]

Prison Mike, how is dating Mike doing?

[@prisonmike6691]

Sebastians the worst thing about prison was the was the dementors the fly around and come down and suck the soul out of your body and it hoit

[@airielharvey24]

@Vanilla-FN Kevin said that to Oscar😆" I bet you would LOVE prison hee hee hee -wait, you don't know ab prison? Oh, you would really. really. love. prison." *sneaky smile*

[@R3NEGADE7]

Love how genuinely upset Dwight looks at 0:45

[@imogenalice1718]

He felt that😂😂

[@_VictorGrantz_]

LMFAO

[@piybf]

Lol++

[@DiorsWorld]

That shit had me dying😂😂😂😂

[@lucasallanrogers]

A truck is PRECIOUS to a shrute.

[@xZippy]

I could feel every ounce of pain from Pam's "Oh god they waited for me?" face.

[@jzip]

That was so funny lmao "You waited for me?" Lmao

[@didymos32]

😂😂😂

[@amany247]

No god but Allah Islam way for peace and real monotheist Search about the truth with honest heart .

[@msnoxolo1104]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wpfjciaownccn1362]

" decapitated whole thing we had a funeral for a bird " " I'm pretty sure none of that is real " " YOU'RE NOT REAL MAN "

[@DrunkCrazyMonkey]

*runs away*

[@reknit96]

One of Creeds best moments

[@jamesdrill8692]

In the bloopers,John Krasinski couldnt keep it together that that part 😂

[@DrunkCrazyMonkey]

James Drill he ya the manly girl laughs ever in the bloopers. Especially when Michael showing him his tv lol.

[@Oswald_Thatendswald]

its funny because thats pretty much what happens lol just one little minor detail

[@anthonypupo6040]

The new Lion King movie will star Ryan as Simba

[@thatsallreviews]

*B.J. Novak

[@kishanshanmugananthan2608]

Parker Jameson no Ryan Howard

[@MineshaftSparky]

Parker Jameson That’s the joke..

[@esgokhale30]

As Scar*

[@airielharvey24]

Just say fire guy -it'd take ab a half hour to explain it, though.. (Dotdotdot, dotdot) 😁

[@Joao-hl5cg]

2:05 I love Dwight's "do I regret this? No" like he had any conscience of what he did as a fetus loool

[@gregorymoore2877]

I mean, he now has the strength of a grown man and a little baby. What is there to regret?

[@Mushruums]

That so inappropriate of Kevin to make a joke like that when everyone is sharing their sad stories

[@Zodasg]

Yeah, incredibly inconsiderate after Ryan shared that tragic story of Mufasa

[@OLBastholm]

Duh! The other stories were also just jokes! /s

[@valtameri915]

@@OLBastholm So was her/his comment, I guess..

[@Mushruums]

OLBastholm Pam has a legit story about her aunt who is a boxer and Dwight also talked about losing his twin

[@tyler_eckman_]

Ollyoxenfree she told the story of Million Dollar Baby

[@Christopher23451]

When I was younger, I went on this cruise ship and I met this guy, I think he was an artist, and we fell in love over the few days we spent together on the cruise, so you can guess that I was pretty devastated when he ended up falling in the water and freezing to death. It was pretty devastating for me and everyone else in the general audience and vicinity of it.

[@JosephSchneider26]

Shit, you had the same idea as me -.-

[@exoendo805]

Oh man.. I hope you all made it out ok! - Michael Scott.. probably

[@biomecraft356]

They should've made this in the show. This is brilliant.

[@russalarya]

Someone should make a movie on this

[@Daniel_Huffman]

The _Titanic_ was an ocean liner, not a cruise ship.

[@yasmin030ya]

“My cousin Mufassa..” *I lost it there* 😂

[@wall-e_waves1846]

“I resorbed the other fetus” 😂

[@carsonmorris127]

Jbaby Gamer Dwight is the best

[@tartagliussy529]

*Angela has a mini orgasm*

[@wall-e_waves1846]

Olivia Hills 😂 that look she gave him 😂

[@QYXP]

Angela becomes wetter than the Niagara falls

[@wall-e_waves1846]

Nathanael Spencer lmao 😂😂

[@samanthacurry1465]

“my cousin, *mufasa* “

[@TenaciousJoe24]

I would burst out laughing the minute he said my cousin mufasa

[@ajeesh556]

"You wanna talk about it? Naah. That would probably take an hour and a half." Damn!!! Nice one.

[@deolupus8675]

Dwight- “I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.” Michael- “Ok, why don’t you throw the ball to someone else.”

[@matthewriley7826]

He’s probably thinking “I really need to stop including him in these meetings.”

[@natalieo.6874]

I love how Dwight moves the little expanding ball when he says "resorbed"

[@sarahgoodwin6714]

imagine michael watching the lion king and then he’s like “wait. this guy just got trampled by a bunch of wildebeests. and his name is mufasa. that’s just like ryan’s cousin oh my god what are the odds are i should call him”

[@fieryfeather]

idk why, but 3:30 is my favorite part "You wanna talk about it?" "Oh no it would probably take me a hour and a half to tell the whole story"

[@fluhmix6786]

FieryFeather yeah not everyone notices that

[@j5803]

ikr!!!

[@Ozymandias83]

Mufasa was such a great character

[@Jeremy-jm3fe]

Can we have a "worst of Pam and Roy" compilation? No matter how people felt about Roy, their dysfunctional relationship played an integral part in Jim and Pam getting together.

[@briarmason8737]

So true.

[@fuckinpandemic25]

Why don't you get an Emmy for this comment

[@evieuttley8639]

yess!

[@ryeinc]

Pam’s art was the prettiest art of all the art.

[@owens.studios]

@@ryeinc "...thanks..."

[@GreatWhite151]

we need a compilation of Pam saying “Oh, Michael”

[@jacksury2616]

It would be like two minutes long bro

[@BitchyBoxxy]

Five Fingered Gaming there’s been shorter videos posted that get high view counts. It doesn’t matter the length.

[@dagwennerholm3768]

@@BitchyBoxxy That's what she said

[@BatWing_the_Penguin]

Dag Wennerholm well played

[@emilyshilling7719]

This is one of those episodes where you genuinely feel bad for Michael because he really is upset and trying to cope in the best way he can and no one else at the office really takes him seriously.

[@EdithJustice]

This is the first scene in the office that made me laugh out loud. When Ryan looked at the camare while saying Mufasa I lost it. It was 2 am and woke up everyone with my laugh.

[@bharatkashyap8411]

Funniest scene in the office for me. I laughed so hard on this the first time I say it.

[@tmhwriter]

You woke up "everyone"? Do you have a harem?

[@EdithJustice]

@@tmhwriter Yes your mom and dad included

[@man0war9993]

“I now have the strength of a grown man AND a little baby.” 😂😂🤣🤣

[@katinaz.2714]

Roses are red Toby's a liar And always remember Ryan started the fire

[@piybf]

😂😂😂

[@Pacific-qu7en]

Fire Guy little old man bearded boy FIRED GUY! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Deathtickle81]

Fire Guy!

[@suchitagera6754]

Why is Toby a liar?

[@mimirose3009]

*Fire Guy!!* 😒 "You weren't here for that"

[@warlordpsycho2163]

Someone should make a meme out of dwight in 0:46 He's always so sympathetic towards michael ..

[@parkerwinnebago4930]

The fact that Kevin picked up on what was happening before Michael did says a lot about Michael’s overall intelligence

[@vegasfam]

I think he was pretty distracted ngl

[@silverstarlightproductions1292]

I still can't believe that Michael called out Kevin for recounting Weekend at Bernie's, yet Ryan got away with recounting The Lion King. Either Michael has honestly never watched The Lion King in his life, or he is just hopelessly enamored with Ryan.

[@jackcassidy9963]

Pam also told the story of Million Dollar Baby

[@silverstarlightproductions1292]

@@jackcassidy9963 The Million Dollar Baby one was vague enough to be missed, but Ryan's was blatantly obvious.

[@jackcassidy9963]

@@silverstarlightproductions1292 She was an amazing female boxer that was injured in a fight and then she her manager to pull her plug and end her life is not vague at all

[@jackcassidy9963]

@@silverstarlightproductions1292 Michael is a character who is constantly watches movies and even watched Million Dollar Baby in the show

[@silverstarlightproductions1292]

@@jackcassidy9963 Not til later though

[@jerryraphy739]

3:50 Ryan nodding in disappointment 😂

[@c7po457]

3:49 Ryan's reaction kills me! Hahaha

[@prisonmike3605]

Everyone talks about Jim staring into the camera but no one ever talks about Ryan doing the same thing.

[@CindyAAvery]

PAM: “you waited for me!!!?” 😂🤣😂

[@gregorymoore2877]

Michael: "Pam, you are part of this family and we will wait for our family."

[@BlackDiamond2718]

@@gregorymoore2877 pam: painful camera stare

[@edmorrison5645]

Best acting is by the "ball" at 2:22. It gets so big to express Stanley's feelings.

[@qnzman578]

"And I'm crying, and nobody can hear me because I am terribly, terribly, terribly alone." A great look into Michael's pshyche. Everything he does comes from this place of loneliness and him getting that happiness in the end with Holly is really the perfect way to end with his character

[@samturnbull6955]

That moment when you recognise the plot of weekend at Bernie's but not the lion king

[@augxman]

What was Pam's one?

[@Needgpforrunearmor]

@@augxman Million Dollar Baby

[@gregorymoore2877]

Yep, but I think at this point Michael has not has his Netflix DVDs sent to the office yet so he hasn't started watching Million Dollar Baby yet.

[@motownman383]

Ryan shaking his head is my favorite part of this clip. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@AfricanHeavyMetalGuy]

"You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated." "You're thinking of a chicken". "What did I say?" We do not deserve Creed 😂

[@awhellnawman]

I love how Michael waited for Pam, shows how much he cares for them

[@dumbguymoviereview1644]

I know this is a funny scene, but all the analogies he's using to describe his grief really makes you feel for Michael and you can relate to those moments in life where you really miss somebody but feel frustrated when you dont know how to express it and everyone around you is living their normal lives and you dont feel normal at all!

[@Albatross0913]

Exactly man, I come back to this a lot

[@goat813]

" My cousin.....mufasa" BRO IM DYING

[@1EVERTONION]

3:39 pams face 😂😂 I’m in love

[@FusRoDah2]

I love how Dwight uses the ball thing to demonstrate how he "resorbed the other fetus" Just another example of how excellent the writing and comedy is on this show.

[@bearbear7866]

Nice username. And I agree with your comment. I'm sure that extra fetus turned Dwight into an *unrelenting force* 😉

[@FusRoDah2]

@@bearbear7866 Thanks! and LOL I am certain Talos guides Dwight.

[@Bat_Rag]

My favourite moments: Michael waited for Pam 🤣🤣🤣 Stanley throwing the ball harder the second time and Michael catching it fully extended 😂😂😂😂

[@yukineswan]

Michael: Do you think this is game?Phyllis: Well there is a ball.

[@hsmathis]

yukineswan LMAO

[@DesiSona19]

Alternative Scene (3:02) Ryan: A few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa. And um, my cousin Mufasa, he was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests. And um, we all took it really hard. Michael: Do you want to talk about it anymore? Ryan: Oh it would probably take me like an hour and an half to tell that whole story. But you know we all learnt a special African motto during our visit there, and um, it helped us through with the whole grief thing and pretty much life in general. Michael: Just being curious, what was that motto? Ryan: Hakuna Matata (looks at camera) Michael: (confused) Ryan: It means no worries. Michael: (in astonishment) Wow! Pam struggles to hide her laugh.

[@jediindyfan98]

Good one 😂👏👏👏👏

[@BrendaGimenezOk]

Ryan 2:45 🤣

[@peterg.1075]

Waiting for somebody to comment "dwight yelling michael compilation please"

[@CharlieAUS]

Abhishek Thakur At this point people who comment this are just begging for likes

[@nickyeayea7257]

True

[@legendaryszoke]

That sad shocked "you waited for me?" Hahaha gets me everytime

[@MountainMan.]

Jenna Fischer is close to breaking character and busting out laughing when Kevin gets the ball and starts his b.s.

[@kgfes]

I keep seeing comments on how pam or jim breaking character but you are right its the the actor who breaks character

[@0saintclark0]

Nah that's just her acting, Pam was amused in that moment as they were all messing with Michael.

[@Akhil-gd7lp]

That's her everytime someone tries to fool Michael

[@peterumathum4903]

That's not what breaking character means. Just because a character smiles it's not instantly "breaking character"

[@MountainMan.]

@@peterumathum4903 I said close to breaking character, not instantly, you argumentative dumbass

[@shreyachoudhary8227]

How is no one talking about Dwight being so over dramatic when Michael was explaining his grief. 😭😭

[@cameronfordmusic]

That long description that ends “...and no one can hear me because I’m terribly,terribly, (pause) terribly alone” is just...stunning

[@donnie_rex_TV]

Michael Scott: I'm crying and nobody can hear me because I'm terribly terribly... terribly alone... Pam: 😳

[@t.o.c9176]

Dwight seeing absorbing his twin as strength is just so wholesome. He believes it made him stronger, a piece of his twin is still with him

[@shang6179]

*Ryan's top 2 moments:* 1. Mexican lemoñade 2. This

[@lenusniq_9746]

I love how at 3:36 you can see that Dwight and Phylis also wanted to share their "sad" story.

[@johnswh]

1:38 Kevin put his feet on Pam's chair😂😂😂

[@noahclark7603]

Pam’s face in the beginning is just so iconic 0:17

[@nathab1599]

never realized how therapeutic this video must be for people actually going through grief.. one of the first videos to come up.. honestly a God send.

[@Baldrjac]

I like how he says "resorbed" as if he'd absorbed it once before

[@HamletTwin]

I met this cute girl at a local carnival last summer. We hit it off immediately and had an amazing time. I even showed her the house that I planned to renovate for the two of us. Met her parents later that night but her mother really didn't approve of me so we had to break it off. One day, her family suddenly decided to move back to their hometown of Charleston, South Carolina. Before I even had the chance to say goodbye, she was gone. I've been writing to her every day for the past year, but she hasn't written back yet. Hopefully she writes back soon. It's awfully lonely in this new house.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Simba: (catches ball) I lost my father thanks to Scar, but that moment made me stronger. And realize he lives in me Or at least that's what the actual Simba would've said

[@lordlightning2339]

He lives in you, in your reflection-he lives in you.

[@rodneydonaldson4097]

Stop😂😂😂😂

[@holohulolo]

I like how they use this ball for that session, I mean normally you can tell if a ball is being thrown hard, but this balls makes it that much more obvious, like how it expanded more each time stanley says know and throws it back at Michael

[@omiguh7375]

I like how Phyllis wanted the toy after Ryan, she never starts the joke but she likes to play along once it started

[@dumpster_mcgee_96]

3:20 That’s What She Said

[@Zoologic21]

You gotta appreciate the poetic irony of Michael being mocked in grief counseling session. It makes me sad to think of just how many times Michael's distress went unheard. It made me realize that he never *really* had anyone he could talk to except for Holly and a few others towards the end.

[@leighd6409]

Best Line: "I now have the strength of a man and a baby" Dwight is my spirit animal 🤭

[@sbz88]

3:45 Pam was trying not to laugh 😂😂

[@williambritigan3180]

I Was Actually Watching “9,986,000 Minutes” And This Came Up In My Inbox And I Almost Broke My Finger.

[@volo455]

0:42 Dwight’s sympathetic reaction to Michael’s description cracks me up every time 😂😂😂

[@BruceWayne-eq1qi]

I love how they pulled this off without Jim

[@jasonsan6708]

0:17 the way Pam looks at Michael 😂🤣🤣

[@00danie]

Pam's reaction! 1:47 hahahahaha

[@mdqmatias]

This is one of the funniest moments of the whole show

[@nathandarrow3952]

I once ended up in a sword fight with the man who I thought had killed my father who I'd never met. He eventually succeeded in slicing off my right hand and my sword went down a deep pit. After cowering next to the pit, the man stood there and revealed to me that he WAS my father. I barely made it out of that situation alive. The next time I encountered him, his friend tried to kill me, but he stepped in and saved me by throwing his friend down a pit. Sadly, he was mortally wounded in the process, but I had the opportunity to forgive him before he passed away. There was good in him.

[@PinkFloydTheDarkSide]

Everytime I watch this clip and Ryan says "Mufasa", I burst into laughter. Every time. 😆🤣🤣🤣

[@SirAlexOfTheGuitar]

I love the face Pam makes when Michael tells her that she can cry if she wants to. She just looks like she's about to burst out laughing.

[@blaisetelfer8499]

Gotta love how Stanley yeeted the ball back to Michael

[@nathandarrow3952]

What I find hilarious is how oblivious Michael is until Kevin tells the plot to Weekend at Bernie's of all films.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

It makes waaaaaaaaaaaay too much sense Michael has never seen Million Dollar Baby nor Lion King, but has watched Weekend at Bernie's.

[@asterginete3812]

"We all took it really hard" That's what she said!

[@dbrown2264]

I love this show. It's so genuine. I can't think of another show where I feel like I know the characters as well.

[@cele5tial-3lixir75]

"I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby." - Dwight K. Schrute.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Ryan should’ve been casted as Simba in the remake

[@davidwasneverthere8149]

Hows Dennis Rodman doing?

[@gorgolyt]

cast

[@parkerrobison2845]

It makes me sad to realize that I’ve watched this like 10 times and am just now realizing Ryan was talking about the Lion King

[@alexisd6106]

The name Mufasa....didn't ring any bells?

[@JackSmith-qj8ui]

“So now I have the strength of a grown man and a little baby”

[@itsnothing04]

Even though roy had a horrible personality and was wrong for pam in all levels, i still feel bad for him on what pam did to him. Interacting with jim everyday as if no feelings were involved and roy thinking “oh theyre just friends nothing wrong with that” but pam’s slowly leaving roy out of her life and giving space for jim. Just felt bad for him

[@itsnothing04]

Loving someone wholeheartedly and not knowing she’s fallen inlove with someone else

[@thomasrichardson8732]

Phyllis’s keeps trying to get the ball but they wont pass it to her 🤣🤣

[@bradyh7]

“A few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa, and my cousin, Mufasa, was... He was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests, and we all took it really hard. All of us kind of in the audience of what happened.” -Ryan Howard

[@anonymousaxolotl805]

Stanley just has this “no can do” attitude and I love it.

[@airielharvey24]

I forgot how good this one was. Michael's delivery is perfect -love it

[@goro205]

When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they found that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."

[@cristrivera]

🤣🤣🤣

[@briarmason8737]

I've always wanted to use that story in a conversation and see if they get it.

[@ilovebigburritos6680]

You forgot the first quotation so genuinely thought you were telling a real story for a second

[@codymccoy3480]

69th like. 👌

[@michaeliglesias2806]

I love how Dwight made the ball grow and shrink as he said the work “resorbed”. It legitimately cracks me up each time.