12:08 "We will watch your career with great interest!"
@dylanchouinard61415 жыл бұрын
Caesar is just turning into Palpatine now, isn’t he?
@onetwothreefourfive123455 жыл бұрын
"A surprise to be sure but a welcome one" - 12:06
@frankcommatobe80095 жыл бұрын
The Senate vs Caesar, who wins?
@99CreeperKing5 жыл бұрын
@@frankcommatobe8009 Caesar: "I am the senate!"
@Eight88888888125 жыл бұрын
Lets keep this at 66 likes
@D00000T4 жыл бұрын
caesar at least had his priorities right. even with a ton of power, he was not going to let an outdated calendar to continue going
@octapusxft4 жыл бұрын
This is why his assassination was so unpopular. He was generally doing many positive things. It is really amazing that we use almost the same calendar even now
@burnedbread46913 жыл бұрын
Power is nothing if an inaccurate calendar fucks up regular life, like building and harvesting
@heszedjim96993 жыл бұрын
And he still somehow didn't put September, October, November and December in the right spot.
@charlesriley27173 жыл бұрын
Dude he was a vain authoritarian. But I have to admit, I can't help rooting for him.
@MrCrazyeyes073 жыл бұрын
@@heszedjim9699 The Roman calendar started in March.
@Kevin-jb2pv3 жыл бұрын
The thing that impresses me the most about Ceasar's power grab is how he was able to overcome The Senate's lightning powers.
@holdenmacdonald18253 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@General12th3 жыл бұрын
@@holdenmacdonald1825 roflmfao
@ChrisKing253 жыл бұрын
Ka-pow!
@brettrichardson79243 жыл бұрын
He was a very grounded man 🤡
@ApolloDoggyStyle3 жыл бұрын
The Senate was too dangerous to be kept alive
@mikan24285 жыл бұрын
"We must stop giving Caesar power!" cried the senator as he gave Caesar more power.
@minoreror99614 жыл бұрын
mikan Me binge eating.
@AsbestosMuffins4 жыл бұрын
They were quoted as being "Very concerned but not going to take any actions." wait that's a whole other senate...
For anyone interested in what happened to Arsinoe and Juba; Arsinoe joined the temple of Artemis in Ephesus and was murdered by roman soldiers in the temple on the orders of Mark Antony. Juba fortunately, has a happier story. He was romanized and became renown as a highly educated man. He fought on the side of Augustus at the battle of Actium and was eventually reinstated as King of Numida and married Cleopatra Selene, Arsinoe's niece and daughter of Cleopatra and Mark Antony. He wrote books on a variety of topics in Greek and ruled into his old age to be succeeded by his son, Ptolemy.
@@zippyparakeet1074 If you want to be taken seriously maybe refrain for using the term simp.
@Balsiefen5 жыл бұрын
"10 year dictatorship you say?" *starts adding days to calendar*
@gloeibrood5 жыл бұрын
Hahahhaha XD
@a.wenger39645 жыл бұрын
It was half passion project and half political exploit. Love it! haha Edit: And now thinking about it, that pretty much sums up Caesar's entire life.
@timothymclean5 жыл бұрын
That's not how years work. The Roman calendar didn't have enough days to make a full year, but the gap was big enough that they would have noticed after a couple of years. (Hard to sow fields in driving snowstorms.) The old solution was to just not announce the new year until a full year had passed...and IIRC, the guy who decided exactly when the new year started was the Pontifex Maximus, aka Julius. ...All of which was mentioned in the video, embedded in the description of Julius adding days to the calendar.
@hitrapperandartistdababy5 жыл бұрын
“Wait thats illegal!”
@program42155 жыл бұрын
@@timothymclean I doubt there were many driving snowstorms in southern Italy :P
@thedeekabides5 жыл бұрын
Dude just made a cliffhanger out of things that already happened. Well met.
@jrrtt255 жыл бұрын
Jordan De Knikker right!? 😂 I immediately was like WAIT OH LABIENUS!? I NEED THE NEXT VIDEO!!
@richardsanchez91905 жыл бұрын
Spoiler alert Rome fell
@steelnation51105 жыл бұрын
Richard Sanchez like 400 years later lol. And the Byzantines even later than that.
@richardsanchez91905 жыл бұрын
@@steelnation5110 that was a nod to Metatron he made a comment like that one of his videos thought it might be appropriate
@richardsanchez91905 жыл бұрын
@Jack Daniels sorry to break it to you like that but better me than someone else at least I let you down easy
@totustuus52795 жыл бұрын
It’s always a good day when Historia Civilis uploads a half hour video
@alexburt205 жыл бұрын
Totus Tuus I’m ment to be revising, we’ll make it history I guess
@lowfreak5 жыл бұрын
I subscribe to hundreds of youtubers. THIS is definitely my favorite channel.
@liamcolvin58755 жыл бұрын
deadass, he just made my day.
@maoama5 жыл бұрын
Worth waiting for.
@jeronimotamayolopera48345 жыл бұрын
DISMANTLE THE UNWELFARE STATE.
@nnoodl73333 жыл бұрын
This Caesar guy sounds great, hope nothing terrible happened to him.
@demoncupckake1233 жыл бұрын
I’m sure someone has his back
@lilyyo46813 жыл бұрын
E Tu brutae?
@gauravudiyavar90503 жыл бұрын
They did name a salad and a bunch of hotels in Las Vegas after him, so......
@colinbignall70363 жыл бұрын
How many times do you have to stab a salad before it becomes a caesar salad?
@bentonrp2 жыл бұрын
At the Largo Di Torre Argentina, stand at the correct pine tree on the west sidewalk and tell passerbys, "Did you know that you're now standing over the exact same spot where Caesar died?" See how many tell you, "Oh, I didn't hear about that! I guess this is not a safe neighborhood!" 😆
@melainemeyer88995 жыл бұрын
Conquered Gaul except for the small village that still holds out against the invaders because their only fear is that the sky may fall on their heads....
@davefoc5 жыл бұрын
@9600GTMAN I think I know it also, after your post made me think about it. :)
@ryannjas5 жыл бұрын
Is that Astérix et Obelix or is my memory messing with me hear?😅
@Tezcax5 жыл бұрын
@@ryannjas It's from the Anabasis of Alexander too, a gaulish tribe said that to him
@anthonytreen62535 жыл бұрын
Sweet reference!
@perrydowd92855 жыл бұрын
*
@adminwrh4 жыл бұрын
7:25 - A 2100 year old Latin drinking song translating to a dirty limerick that rhymes in English will remain one of the greatest mysteries of all time.
@hosseynshanbehzaadeh93424 жыл бұрын
I live in Iran and many of my friends can speak English to a level. They also know a little about Caesar and when you know "a little" about Caesar, that "little" is him being adulterous. I read the song for them in rhythm, and they burst into laughter. That amazed me how a 2100 years old song can still make people laugh. Although we have centuries old COMEDIANS whose jokes are extremely funny (and usually extreeeeemely dirty), even though they were Muslims, unlike me and my friends.
@hosseynshanbehzaadeh93424 жыл бұрын
That's a very clean one and I don't know if translated by my limited knowledge of English, it would still be funny or not: Sultan was laying down, putting his head on the thigh of Talkhak (his jester). Talkhak, asked Sultan, What are you to the whores? A pillow, said Talkhak. Told by Obeyd Zakani, circa 14th century C.E
@5hiftyL1v3a4 жыл бұрын
@@hosseynshanbehzaadeh9342 it’s not belly shaking laughing, but I see the joke. Your English is definitely good enough to talk and have a solid conversation. Joke would only need a little polishing to be good in English.
@aformofmatter89134 жыл бұрын
Technically, it's not a limerick A limerick is always 5 lines with an AABBA rhyme scheme, where the translated poem is 4 lines & has an ABCB rhyme scheme. Limericks are a common format for dirty poems, but not all dirty poems are limericks.
@angrygandhi613 жыл бұрын
@@rafaravioli For the words yes but English grammar is far more similar to Germanic Languages than Romance ones.
@DerpyDaringDitzyDoo5 жыл бұрын
I just love how the guy who won victories in all four corners of the Empire, managed to conquer Gaul, and had essentially limitless power in the empire. But the only thing he really wanted to do was fix the broken calendar lol
@christopher_graffam4 жыл бұрын
When someone wields absolute power they tend to be able to find time to work on pet projects.
@NightWanderer314154 жыл бұрын
And become king.
@asadpuppy12594 жыл бұрын
I'm the 420th like. You should thank me
@randomlyentertaining82874 жыл бұрын
Empire? Nope, no empire here. Just a democratic republic...totally no emperor to see here...
@ephennell4ever4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but he probably suspected that the calendrical reformer (if successfully done right) would be remembered 'forever' ... or at least for 15 centuries!
@jothemouse78323 жыл бұрын
imagine your just sitting there, in the year 46, having the worst year of your life, and your like 'well at least the year's almost over!' and then somebody comes riding up with the announcement they've added 90 more days to the year.
@arnekrug9392 жыл бұрын
They would almost understand how 2020 felt like.
@madavarams2682 жыл бұрын
@@arnekrug939 except the opposite lmao. 2020 was the fastest year in human history
@Azsunes2 жыл бұрын
@@madavarams268 I still feel like last year was 2019...
@madavarams2682 жыл бұрын
@@Azsunes fr
@tacitozetticci93082 жыл бұрын
@@Azsunes same
@cobytang5 жыл бұрын
"THIS MINOR IMPERFECTION IS UNACCEPTABLE" I agree
@jorgamund075 жыл бұрын
They're going to completely forget about this by the 49th Century, boy are they going to be surprised!
@protonjones545 жыл бұрын
Yeah that line confused me, I mean how else would we adjust the calendar drift every 49 centuries? It doesn't seem like that big of a deal to have such a small imperfection
@penand_paper66615 жыл бұрын
Lunisolar 'till the end, boys.
@LeMoe965 жыл бұрын
Well if they forget to patch this bug in the calander in about 7 million years January is going to be a summer month, and that would be quite the disaster.
@pokeyokey5 жыл бұрын
Every software developer on the planet wholeheartedly agrees
@SchazmenRassir5 жыл бұрын
Corrupt senator: "These new anti-corruption methods seem excessive!" Caesar: "Why? Are you corrupt?" CS: "Uh... N-no...?"
@angelluisll10335 жыл бұрын
Watch it! Your talking about Trumps great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great great, (you get the point), great-grandfather. And he still has the same ambitions.
@SchazmenRassir5 жыл бұрын
@@angelluisll1033 To make Rome great again?
@valonarious53995 жыл бұрын
@@SchazmenRassir MRGA
@zingzingjr.45965 жыл бұрын
@@SchazmenRassir I'd be down
@MrThelegodudes5 жыл бұрын
@@valonarious5399 SPQR
@UpcycleElectronics5 жыл бұрын
Well at least Vercingetorix went first. It would have really sucked to have heard, "Before your humiliating triumph, the last guy was sent to boarding school, and a hot chick was sent to serve in a temple..."
@FlymanMS5 жыл бұрын
Vercingetorix: "That's sexist!"
@acebalistic13585 жыл бұрын
Lol so true
@MichaelGalanopoulos5 жыл бұрын
*chokes in Gallic*
@mini22395 жыл бұрын
To be honest after the African triumph the others would be cancelled
@PaulRudd19415 жыл бұрын
The comment and replies made my day.
@GLL98 Жыл бұрын
It's crazy to think that in the middle of some of the wildest shit that has happened to any human being alive, Caesar took a break to work on redesigning the calendar into a new system that worked so well it was pretty much unchanged for the next 2000 and widely used by the whole world (I understand we use the Gregorian now, but the only difference between the two is the implementation of periodic leap year skips for accuracy)
@geordiejones56182 ай бұрын
He actually leaves out the epilogue to this story. I guess the instructions that Caesar left weren't as clear as he makes it seem in this video, because even though this calendar was implemented in 45 BCE, it actually doesn't start working until 4 CE. A couple years after Augustus took over as Pontifex Maximus in 12 BCE, someone close to him noticed that the calendar was wrong, by an extra few days. The priests had been adding a leap day every 3 years instead of 4, so in 8 BCE he ordered that leap days be put on hold for 12 years to account for the extra 3 days, and then to be resumed every 4 years starting in 4 CE. Curious that coincides with Tiberius being ushered back from exile and then conferred more official power than anyone under Augustus other than Agrippa.
@jeniglace5 жыл бұрын
Judging by these views, more people watched your animation of the 4 triumphs than there were people actually attending them
@veggiesblowup87855 жыл бұрын
Isn't that a weird thought? You're right, more people have seen this video than were... I dunno. Present to see anything, before around about the 20th century.
@NuernbergLP5 жыл бұрын
that's such a random thing to think about but you're super right.. I don't know what to make of this information though
@patronsaintofpoison4 жыл бұрын
@@NuernbergLP by studying history we can better prepare ourselves for challenges to our species
@thatssofetch34814 жыл бұрын
caarcrinolaas how will comparing KZbin views to the audience of a triumph help us prepare for challenges to our species
@TheObiareus4 жыл бұрын
At least half of those views are just me rewatching this series, so I wouldn’t be too sure about that.
@gr8sword975 жыл бұрын
This Caesar guy seems pretty cool. I hope they keep him on for a while and don’t just kill him off in like 2 seasons.
@fionnkline81765 жыл бұрын
@Green CatGurl ok buddy
@mycocodog475 жыл бұрын
@Green CatGurl That's pretty badass. To set back everything so far all because some people thought ALL knowledge in one spot with NO back ups was a good idea.
@Alizudo5 жыл бұрын
@NurturingTalents Also, he didn't WANT to burn the library. In fact he told his men to stay away from it. But it was damaged in the fight anyway. Also when the Muslims attacked it, they went out of their way to destroy every single scroll they found. Although by the time this happened, not many people cared about the library anymore anyway
@b859ose85 жыл бұрын
@Green CatGurl Umm...no? Only a part of the library was burned and accidentally at that, and they know that some of what was burned had already had copies made and the library was rebuilt. The main reason for the library's end was from lack of funding and dwindling membership. Also, the claim that it stored the world's collective knowledge and that it was the only place that knowledge was stored is just blatantly false, because there were other libraries and there were other parts of the world that had knowledge the Library didn't have access too. Like, do you think the Library was storing knowledge from the America's? China had it's own libraries. Anitolia had a plethora of famous libraries that were around the same time as Alexandria. Beyond even that, the claim that there even was a Dark Age, let alone one initiated by the burning of Alexandria, is a notion that has been almost completely refuted by modern historians. It's especially ridiculous when you consider that the time period that had once erroneously been referred to as the Dark Ages didn't start for over another 1000 years from when Alexandria burned. And as other's pointed out, it is a tragedy that the library burned, but your claim is so way off base, you can't even see the ballpark.
@luisarruda30615 жыл бұрын
@Green CatGurl My son, what caused the “dark ages” was the fall of the Western Roman Empire. You see, when the Barbarian hordes invaded Roman territory they sacked and razed a LOT of towns and cities, and some of these cities contained libraries which held most of the ancient Greco-roman knowledge. Since Barbarians made no distinction between books and loot they destroyed these libraries anyway, and the loss of all that ancient knowledge was the cause of the dark ages.
@chimeforest3 жыл бұрын
"There is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution"
@kapitan199698383 жыл бұрын
A wise sentiment, ignored by the masses
@pierren___3 жыл бұрын
There is nothing more temporary than a permanent solution.
@jeremiahfyan3 жыл бұрын
Looking at YOU SOCIAL SECURITY
@Inquisitrr3 жыл бұрын
"Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program" - Milton Friedman, Nobel Prize Winning Economist.
@maxalaintwo35783 жыл бұрын
COVID moment
@toothedacorn47242 жыл бұрын
Caesar, an empath, sensing the crowd screaming at him not to kill Arseno wanted him to spare her
@theleetworldbest Жыл бұрын
"Arsenoe" I was like WHO?? Then I realized it's Arsinoe lmao
@Kaanfight Жыл бұрын
I hate this
@Rozerin-rb4xl6 ай бұрын
He was so good at reading people and doing best for his image that the whole senate decided to give him a loving embrace in reaction to his policies.
@KeiO9933 ай бұрын
ever the populist.
@marktaft3 жыл бұрын
Dude fixed an entire calendar and we can't get anyone to touch "daylight savings" with a 10 foot pole.
@jmiquelmb3 жыл бұрын
It seems that the EU wants to get rid of it
@TheCanadianGuy563 жыл бұрын
@@teteeheeted farmers can use their own damn time then. Didn't know most of the world was farmers.
@MeepChangeling3 жыл бұрын
We decided it's okay to have over 500 people needing to agree on ANYTHING for it to get done. You want to get shit done? Kick Democracy out the door.
@UwU-2353 жыл бұрын
@@MeepChangeling that’s how you get tyranny bud. The US designed their system to be as inefficient as possible for a reason. To make it too annoying for anyone to even bother to try and become a dictator.
@defaultusername11453 жыл бұрын
@@teteeheeted farmers hate daylight savings time
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment5 жыл бұрын
27 minutes of Historia Civilis? By the gods, is it Saturnalia already?
@justinsimpson11395 жыл бұрын
You might need to wait an extra 90 days I'm afraid......
@justinsimpson11395 жыл бұрын
"By the gods, is it Saturnalia already?!" I'm crying XDXDXD
@iiWNMii5 жыл бұрын
By the red face of Jupiter!
@misterb.s.87455 жыл бұрын
IO
@ousamadearudesuwa5 жыл бұрын
Not yet my fellow Legio but now is still the month of Vulcanus.
@The_Honcho4 жыл бұрын
“Ok Caesar your term is up, it’s the last day of the year” Caesar: “we ain’t done yet”
@davyjones29664 жыл бұрын
Caesar: "hold my roman calendar"
@samlund85433 ай бұрын
“The year is done when I SAY it’s done”
@ThommyofThenn2 жыл бұрын
It's so interesting to me how much influence the mob had. The fact that Caesar spared two people he was planning on killing due to their demands is pretty impressivr. Or maybe he didn't plan on killing them at all but knew the crowd would demand their lives be spared and paraded them out solely so he could look like the "merciful victor." This video was really interesting. Thanks
@liquidsnake68792 жыл бұрын
Caesar was a populist, his power came directly from the plebian class, angering them would drop the shield that protected him and spell his doom, the elite classes of Rome already hated him, they just could do anything against him because he had the mob on his side.
@Kijinn Жыл бұрын
The elimination of prominent prisoners at the end of triumphs appears to have been custom at the time. None of that was planned by Caesar. It would be interesting to see numbers of how many times citizens interfered versus how many times they actually applauded the act.
@Kelnx11 ай бұрын
I very much suspect that Caesar never intended to kill either Arsinoe or Juba. Having a spare heir to put into place in Egypt if needed was too valuable to waste, as was having a child that could be Romanized and put on the throne in Numidia (which is precisely what happened). Yes the mob had power, but Caesar was notorious for manipulating the mob. I've read that he would often have some of his soldiers in civilian attire distributed through the mob to agitate them one way or another. It's easy to imagine Arsinoe being presented in as positive a light as possible while Caesar's men started riling the crowd to demand she be spared and Caesar would have to "give in to the crowd". All staged of course.
@ThommyofThenn11 ай бұрын
@@Kelnx Thank you for posting this. Interesting reading
@bawbehh11 ай бұрын
To me, the goreish depictions of roman paintings prior to the numidian king was to rile the crowd up. He most assuredly assumed the crowd apprehension of killing a child, so in order to normalize it he played to sympathy for fellow countrymen in order to keep crowd favor when the time came. But it seems like it didn't work and they still opted to spare the child instead.
@emilelachapelle66055 жыл бұрын
Guess who's back Back again Labienus' back Into Spain
@fernandaseixas96025 жыл бұрын
Underrated!
@gyanchor24955 жыл бұрын
Now every retired angry soldier to the Hispanic floor (*2) Now stop. ... Come little Ceissy, on my lap...
@Luckyheraclius895 жыл бұрын
Juljas back
@MrBigCookieCrumble5 жыл бұрын
They created a monster! 'Cus Caesar aint after a triumph no more You know Caesar he wants power Well if you want power then this is what i'll give ya Another civil war just started in Hispania!
@jimmynutrin98155 жыл бұрын
le benis :DDDDDDDDDDD
@Thunderation134 жыл бұрын
"Those first two triumphs were pretty crazy. Third one was kinda shit, though. I hope they do something really memorable for this last one."
@zamlightning73414 жыл бұрын
Roman man big dead while other Roman man super big dead.
@robopope75843 жыл бұрын
also child
@casualsatanist3 жыл бұрын
Romans when watching foreigners getting strangled to death: 🙂 Romans when pictures of Romans dying come by: 😡
@ewanhogg30683 жыл бұрын
Well it was definitely memorable, you have to give him that.
@maxalaintwo35783 жыл бұрын
Crusades moment
@abstractrussian55625 жыл бұрын
Me at 0:00: Wtf? 27 minutes video? Me at 27:00: Wtf? Why did it end so quickly?
@BinarySpike5 жыл бұрын
With a freaking cliffhanger!
@Phantom9145 жыл бұрын
When you don't care about politics, but someone makes it interesting.
@colemanharris59505 жыл бұрын
Abstract Russian same! Lol
@brandonservis97915 жыл бұрын
Makes me think of ancient civ when the whole class watches a video
@erminization4 жыл бұрын
When he puts these out every three or four months those 27 mins actually feel like 27 seconds.
@hacim423 жыл бұрын
That joke about Gauls crossing the Pomerium caught me off guard. Honestly great set up and punchline.
@Squiddy004 жыл бұрын
I love how the clickbait title has just randomly given this video like 4 times more views than the average for the series. I can only imagine the bunch people googling a random trivia fact and being utterly confused with the long, detailed breakdown of 2000 year old parades.
@adamnoturfuknbusiness23674 жыл бұрын
no it actually was the longest year bc callender was rearranged into it's premodern form and he had to add a bunch of time to the end of the year
@patrickkeys57123 жыл бұрын
I'm willing to bet a lot still stayed for the whole video
@Sheep_alpha3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what happened to me and then I just so happened to get engulfed by this series. Best decision I've made this past month.
@jsweeney73593 жыл бұрын
He didn't say it was untrue he just said it was clickbait lol
@therealdoc3 жыл бұрын
@@jsweeney7359 "Clickbait" is intended to get the *click* of a user while the *bait* is the promise of the title, while the actual contents of the video are entirely unrelated. Creators have to use titles to engage in the user's cerebral cortex to cause them to click, while, at some point, satisfying the promise. This video is, by definition, not clickbait.
@marat1983boy5 жыл бұрын
1) New Historia Civilis video
@jackson_65335 жыл бұрын
Wait, how was this written before the video came out?
@Userext475 жыл бұрын
@@jackson_6533 because the video came out 1 week ago. It was just private and I'm guessing only available to patreon supporters
@tj127115 жыл бұрын
Spoilers: Caesar dies at the end Also, so does everybody else, because nobody is immortal
@marat1983boy5 жыл бұрын
@@tj12711 Gods don't die (DIVVS IVLIVS)
@justinsimpson11395 жыл бұрын
YES YES AND MORE YES
@skipfred4 жыл бұрын
"For years Roman politics had been getting weirder and more dysfunctional." Hmm... Why does that sound so familiar...?
@0hn0haha4 жыл бұрын
@Soviet Biscuit athenian democracy had it's own issues, honestly. Inaction, and the whole ostracism thing just got rid of anyone qualified since they were afraid of them taking power
@geordiejones56184 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for a popular and wealthy general to get elected before I freak out lol. It's almost impossible to be rich, politically savvy, and militarily proven all at once these days.
@heiveldboy4 жыл бұрын
@@geordiejones5618 Frankly, the more incompetent you are (if from the wealthy class), the more likely you are to get power these days.
@cherrypopscile33854 жыл бұрын
Angry citizens, possible voter fraud on all fronts from every one, politicians not being punished for their crimes, riots.... Dear God, we really haven't learned anything from history
@jangamecuber3 жыл бұрын
America
@Panda-is1qs3 жыл бұрын
damn bro the little caeser’s lore runs deep
@eliminatorxx713xx2 жыл бұрын
Wonder if Caesar ever though there would be a pizza franchise named after him. Probably, that man thought of everything.
@brosef41542 жыл бұрын
back then a HotnReady was only 5 drachma
@Kaanfight Жыл бұрын
@@brosef4154 damn Roman taxes, Octavian’s taken everything from me!
@Pikachu0071000CS11 ай бұрын
@@eliminatorxx713xxI mean, tomatoes are from the New World, so probably not lol
@chrisallen53735 жыл бұрын
Some people curl up with a good book. Some people haven't heard of Historia Civilis.
@Braila20005 жыл бұрын
Good joke
@justpettet35065 жыл бұрын
Kaiser u guys have never heard one obviously this is not a fucking joke
@Braila20005 жыл бұрын
@@justpettet3506, it is a joke. A book is much better than a video from Historia Civilis
@justinsimpson11395 жыл бұрын
@Chris Allen And you are PREACHING!!!!
@joonatuominen78445 жыл бұрын
@@Braila2000 that really depends on the book
@natclo92295 жыл бұрын
I have never seen such attractive or angry squares!
5 жыл бұрын
It's called illustrations. It's a great way to explain your point. Do you have a better solution?
@taherbertolinirodrigues91045 жыл бұрын
@ oh look, Over your head
@patronsaintofpoison4 жыл бұрын
Yes, you just did
@maximilienfrancoisderobesp2024 жыл бұрын
@ Lmao. It's amazing how people will be like "haha your're stupid" and then proceed to be dumbasses.
@sereysothe.a4 жыл бұрын
WAYNE CADDELL idiot
@johni00185 жыл бұрын
The only youtube channel I have notifications turned on.
@JimzAuto5 жыл бұрын
John I00 Thanks for mentioning this. *turns notifications ON*.
@johnkeefer87605 жыл бұрын
Same tho
@utvara15 жыл бұрын
Edward Dutton is another one.
@TheGuyWhoIsNeverMad5 жыл бұрын
Literally lmao
@computo20005 жыл бұрын
I only have notifications for this and polymatter. Not a single other channel.
@solidStalemate2 жыл бұрын
I remember my 6th grade History teacher told us about this year being the longest year. Whenever i imagined it I always thought of a huge battle with castles on fire and torched farms. Turns out it wasn't the case but it fascinated me and got me more interested in history, especially roman history
@benthomason33072 жыл бұрын
huh? "This year was very long." "Ah yes, burning Castles."
@solidStalemate2 жыл бұрын
@@benthomason3307 look i was 11 dude
@adissentingopinion848 Жыл бұрын
You weren't wrong per se, it's just that it was the years before and after this one when it got craaaazy
@solidStalemate Жыл бұрын
@@adissentingopinion848 just a little off yeah, this was in the midst of all the chaos
@bcn1gh7h4wk5 жыл бұрын
and people make such a big deal of Game Of Thrones, The Tudors and House Of Cards. man, real life politics is FAR more dramatic.
@helexable5 жыл бұрын
real life politics dosnt have dragons.
@bcn1gh7h4wk5 жыл бұрын
does have some vultures tho...
@a-drewg17165 жыл бұрын
@@helexable it does have atomic bombs tho
@jennifergibson6275 жыл бұрын
A drewG a chilly war Russian must have been in it
@cingenedovenaugustus45585 жыл бұрын
The Tudors are real.
@jakubkuberski4485 жыл бұрын
me: Oh, this seems interesting - I'll get to know why 46 BC was the longest year! also me: *ends up learning about Caesar's reforms, triumphs and why 46 BC was the longest year*
@as7river5 жыл бұрын
@ladawg81 I think he intended to make it about both concepts. That's what's fun about it. It was the longest year because all this shit happened, but also because it had 445 days.
@robertoazuaje92795 жыл бұрын
Senators: "Huh, this Caesar guy has way too much power in his hands." Also senators: **give Caesar every power under the sun.**
@Leisurelee535 жыл бұрын
Keep pulling on that thread; how do you sell that a man is behaving like a king? Give him the power to and wait. I'll wager there was some sphincter squeezing with the Senate stacking that came after though.
@felixrivera8955 жыл бұрын
If only they had the foresight to hold legislative power to themselves
@angelluisll10335 жыл бұрын
After that give him the sun too.
@yaz29285 жыл бұрын
You can't steal our power if we give you it first!
@ralitzahristova13335 жыл бұрын
Senators! … go figure
@fairlyfactual4512 жыл бұрын
"This minor imperfection is unacceptable" This is why I love and constantly rewatch Historia Civilis videos.
@Marcus2808985 жыл бұрын
*The Roman people to Caesar* : A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. *Caesar to Brutus* : You were the chosen one! *Octavian to Caesar's corpse* : I will finish, what you started...
@VariksTheLast5 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@khorps47565 жыл бұрын
*Caesar after defeating the Gauls:* So uncivilized.
@theodore-jef56645 жыл бұрын
*Ceaser on the March 15th* : I am the Senate!
@andresolmos86395 жыл бұрын
@@theodore-jef5664 Pompey: NOT YET
@GFmanaic5 жыл бұрын
Hello there !
@gene512313565 жыл бұрын
"His dictatorship, which was due to expire in a few months, was extended for an additional ten years. This was unheard of, as the dictatorship was supposed to be a six month emergency measure." Sulla: Am I a joke to you?
@Eshanas5 жыл бұрын
I hope sulla gets covered one day
@krankarvolund77715 жыл бұрын
Well, Sulla had been nominated to dictatorship to life, but abdicated after 6 months ^^
@evannesbitt78525 жыл бұрын
This guy doesn't care about accuracy
@Ozblu3y5 жыл бұрын
@@evannesbitt7852 The guy running the channel? :(
@evannesbitt78525 жыл бұрын
@@Ozblu3y yeah. He's said before that Gaius Flaminius had a Gallic scalp on his helmet and provided no source. If he did, he would've had to cite a poem written in the 19th century. Or calling Caesar's campaigns genocide, ignoring his insistence to ally or pacify many different tribes without the use of force in order to save money, save lives and take away propaganda from the Senate. List just keeps going and going
@Xemptuous5 жыл бұрын
You are the most unique youtuber thus far. Your pacing, your voicing, and everything else about your videos is top-notch. I rarely comment on videos, but man you deserve it. You have taught me about roman history, and you have got me hooked on your format. This is more entertaining than any documentaries or series on the history channel. Hopefully one day you will compile of these videos into a long documentary. I'll be one of the first to buy it if so. You truly deserve alot for this magnificent work of history and all of your talents.
@skaoi2286 Жыл бұрын
The more I learn about Caesar the more I’m honestly sad about what happened to him.
@Kijinn Жыл бұрын
Sounds like you picked only the pearls of trivia about him. If you dig deep enough that sadness will subside.
@tom_demarco9 ай бұрын
@@Kijinn the optimates were the aggressors though
@jamesrella7637 ай бұрын
@@Kijinngreat and brilliant people who help the populous of their own people should be given the means to make the world a better place or take it and then return it back to the people
@Stoneworks4 жыл бұрын
26:05 lmao in the 49th century the Gregorian calendar will be 1 day off alignment. "This minor imperfection is unacceptable"
@Napoleonic_S3 жыл бұрын
at some point human would want to move from earth based calendar anyway, lol.
@FelixProject3 жыл бұрын
@@Napoleonic_S if and when humans settle planets or moons other than earth, sure. However considering that the main point of a calendar is to mark the seasons, it is more likely that you would have seperate calendars for each planetary body. I would also expect any calendars to at least be based on Earth's calendar whenever possible, it makes little sense to make up something new when a good system already works.
@J0J01553 жыл бұрын
@@FelixProject Give it up for our future generations and their Advanced Jet Lag!
@sumreensultana18603 жыл бұрын
@@FelixProject a Steller standard time will be needed 👍
@SlayerSwizzy3 жыл бұрын
WYSI
@samirsalesi34535 жыл бұрын
JESUS CHRIST THAT LEBINUS'S TIMING WTF "To rebel against Caesar while he's fighting enemies in Egypt, Asia Minor and North Africa? Nahhh, let him restore the order and finish his calendar first…"
@timothymclean5 жыл бұрын
Lebinus was sick of harvesting in December, but didn't know how to fix the calendar.
@mosesracal67585 жыл бұрын
Maybe he thought that with the major reforms caesar undertook, it would be the perfect time to antagonize him and destroy the system caesar put in place while it is still in transition plus maybe he could get the support of the "conservatives" who oppose the reforms.
@michaelstein75105 жыл бұрын
Isacco Hanzic That shows how nice of a guy Lebinus was. He waited for Caesar to fix the calendar for the benefit of Western civilization before causing trouble. Thanks, Lebinus.
@Yuki_Ika75 жыл бұрын
Profile pic fits this comment well
@METALFREAK035 жыл бұрын
You could say he was 3 months adrift :P
@xHowler4 жыл бұрын
22:40mins Into the video: "So Caesar thought to mess with the roman calendar" Me: "Oh yea.. That's what the video was about!"
@therealdoc3 жыл бұрын
Caesar*
@Chirchy3 жыл бұрын
“Cesar” it’s Caesar
@Chirchy3 жыл бұрын
well it’s pronounced “kaiser”
@naluanj96283 жыл бұрын
@@therealdoc *Kaiser
@Jalushun3 жыл бұрын
It's pronounced Shit Salad
@bernardgendre20775 ай бұрын
26:00 there is a little incorrectness : in 1582, the shift was only of 10 days. So to the evening of the Thursday 4th of October 1582 followed the morning of the Friday 15th of October. But when England finally moved to the Gregorian calendar in 1752, then the shift needed was in fact of 11 days: so to the evening of the 2nd of September (Old style) followed the morning of the 14th of September... And many Londoners who were already tenants at the time, despite all their protests, had to pay the full 30 days' rent for September, and the Royal Court refused to make any adjustments (19 actual days...).
@TomSistermans3 жыл бұрын
1:54 Caesar literally had the power to declare 19th century Russian literature, such a man ahead of his time
@rhoddryice54123 жыл бұрын
@Heberth R. It was funny.
@sorcierenoire86513 жыл бұрын
@Heberth R. verry funny
@TomSistermans3 жыл бұрын
@Samar3n THANKS GATEKEEPER I DON'T CARE :DDDD
@lorcanzo24983 жыл бұрын
@Samar3n nah it was jokes
@hurricanemeridian87122 жыл бұрын
What is that even meant to mean
@HeroHoundoom5 жыл бұрын
Caesar: This reform is in the name of the great Cicero himself. Cicero: You what m8?
@samuilsbroadcastingcorpora4035 жыл бұрын
"Dogs ought to have voting rights!" ~Cicero
@budakbaongsiah5 жыл бұрын
"I think dogs should vote!"
@juliahenriques2105 жыл бұрын
@@budakbaongsiah "Woof! Woof!" Would they vote for the Caninemunist Party?
@budakbaongsiah5 жыл бұрын
@@juliahenriques210 ...I don't think that your joke worked. It was very forced. Sorry. I was quoting a man playing a game called Second Life.
@juliahenriques2105 жыл бұрын
@@budakbaongsiah Yeah. I know. It works really well in other languages, though. :/ And I'd never get a second life meme.
@realistwan3 жыл бұрын
I was recommended this video last week and I found it so informative with just the right amount of detail and humor that I watched the entire Julius Caesar playlist and it did not disappoint!
@bishop2535 жыл бұрын
"While Caesar was busy in Rome, something was happening out in the provinces." Caesar: "God dammit."
@ulyssessphoenix27455 жыл бұрын
Gods*
@Leisurelee535 жыл бұрын
"Jupiter inferna!"
@marcus22495 жыл бұрын
"While Caesar was out stabilizing the provinces and getting some new territory, the Senate began to rebel against Caesar" Caesar: "Ah shit, here we go again"
@slyseal20915 жыл бұрын
While you were out coming, seeing and conquering, _I_ studied the blade.
@jpthomas94915 жыл бұрын
19:18 Caesar's bill: "What's up everyone, my name is Marcus Tullius Cicero AND I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!" Cicero: wait what
@caffeinatedspider32245 жыл бұрын
Cicero's got the apple sauce that you crave...
@ryanhampson6734 жыл бұрын
Julius Caesar..The first troll.
@bluecollarmusic5 жыл бұрын
Caesar: What is the weather forecast for the day? Centerion: Hail Caesar!
@Super2419464 жыл бұрын
@Stephen Kimbell ---Courtesy of : Round the Horne BBC Radio circa 1965-68 with Kenneth Horne and Kenneth Williams
@itsbunta3 жыл бұрын
You're doing an amazing job at visualizing history and making it enjoyable to watch!
@Saeronor5 жыл бұрын
*"Triple Caesar's bodyguards."* Roman Senate playing 7D chess right there ^^
@homerlaw5 жыл бұрын
I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE -Cicero --Caesar
@johndoe54325 жыл бұрын
---Michael Scott
@william56585 жыл бұрын
Monster factory
@mr.outlaw2315 жыл бұрын
----@@johndoe5432
@dextersmith76045 жыл бұрын
---- @Mr. Outlaw
@picgmr15755 жыл бұрын
very nicu, ceasar chan
@littleferrhis3 жыл бұрын
Ceaser: “I’m gonna spare your sisters life.” Cleopatra: “What?!?! No!!!! This wasn’t part of the agreement”
@michaeloliver58923 жыл бұрын
He has altered the deal. Pray that he does not alter it further.
@aakarshasoka63353 жыл бұрын
This deal is getting worse all the time!
@youvebeenmungaid14703 жыл бұрын
@@michaeloliver5892 I knew there be a Star Wars reference here LOL
@therealhellkitty53883 жыл бұрын
Arsinoe was a piece of work as they say in Thebes.
@l.pietrobon39252 жыл бұрын
Ceaser
@gigigirl281Ай бұрын
this is my comfort video essay. i don't consider myself a history buff, but something about the calm cadence and casual offering of information, along with straightforward & helpful visuals, always scratches the mental itch juuuuust right. thank you so much for making something that has brought me joy for so many years :)
@gard865 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man, when Historia Civilis posts a new video, I sacrifice a king, sing dirty songs to random people on the street and update my calendar in celebration.
@mosesracal67585 жыл бұрын
You forgot to walk towards the pomerium wearing gallic dresses, practicing gallic religion and speaking gallic languages
@admontblanc5 жыл бұрын
Same, but I have to finish it with building a double walled ring everytime.
@Yarsig5 жыл бұрын
Lobbying to the people = disgusting Lobbying to the government = A-okay
@angelluisll10335 жыл бұрын
Dam those ancient Republicans.
@Yarsig5 жыл бұрын
@@angelluisll1033 Lobbying has nothing to do with political affiliation. Republican and Democrat didn't exist. The parties at the time were Populares (Caesar's party) and Optimates. Both parties hold left and right view points if you were to look at them through a lens of modern US political affiliates. Populares believed in giving more power to the people rather than the government. (Small government, big military) That's actually a modern Republican view point. However, many other view points the Populares had were not modern Republican view points at all. So it'd be pointless to argue which Caesar was.
@franciscomm76755 жыл бұрын
@Stephen Jenkins well said
@whitecreamymilk84365 жыл бұрын
@@Yarsig it was a joke since populism is generally associated with Republicans.
@TheAsymmetrical4 жыл бұрын
@@Yarsig small government and individual autonomy is absolutely not a position of republicans and never has been. Quit your shit tier projection of politics onto Rome.
@SonofAGunFrom4105 жыл бұрын
You're one of the best KZbinrs on the site.
@Raz.C2 жыл бұрын
That's an amazing thing to be able to say, isn't it? At 20:15 (ish) the dole program in ancient Rome was accurately described as one of the most effective anti-poverty programs in human history.
@Caulderain5 жыл бұрын
No one expects the Spanish Rebellion! Our chief weapons are surprise, disgruntled Legions and Labienus
@darrenjones93595 жыл бұрын
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition
@Takeshi3575 жыл бұрын
The Spanish Insurrection
@patronsaintofpoison4 жыл бұрын
Oh, ugh! I'll come in again
@plutarchvonpluto64395 жыл бұрын
Caesar: "Finally this civil war is over!" Labienus, two of Pompey's sons and the Spanish legions: "Allow us to introduce ourselves!"
@angelluisll10335 жыл бұрын
What! No boarder wall to keep them out???
@diazinth5 жыл бұрын
@Evi1M4chine Thanks for that laugh! :D
@yaz29285 жыл бұрын
And they did a good job too.
@jcb33935 жыл бұрын
@Evi1M4chine Revolting? They stink on ice!
@billyh8815 жыл бұрын
I’m hyped for the next episode.
@baconprisons5 жыл бұрын
so the senate gave him every power they could to catch him out in the open being corrupt Julius turned out to be a genius person and the senate killed him anyway for him having the powers they GAVE him I love old roman politics
@angelluisll10335 жыл бұрын
Julius Caesar, was a Roman politician, and military general. In ancient Rome, the solders of a legion where loyal to their specific commanding general, not the government. A general would likely attack an area that yielded the best of the spoils of war, than divide it among his solders, usually this was a greater reward than their normal salary. The Roman Senate was afraid that Caesar had intentions of remaining as a dictator in power due to the amount of wealth he attained and with the military might behind him have them executed to secured his power grab. But unbeknown to the Senate, Caesar was really interested in manipulation for the purpose of keeping the Empire united and at peace. Unlike the present U.S. government system with its checks and balances so that no one governing part can secured absolute power over the other, the ancient Roman government had none to prevent a popular general from using the power of the sword against the Senate. This is the reason the Senate conspired against Caesar, and as you might know later his friend Mark Antony with his allied Octavian started the civil war to avenged Caesars death against his assassins Marcus Junius Brutus and Gaius Cassius Longinus in 42 BC. Roman army against Roman army, what a sight to see.
@jennylennings45515 жыл бұрын
Someone skipped history class.
@cbradley13915 жыл бұрын
Guy you don't like Give a man absolute power, use that as an excuse to kill him for having absolute power. Genius move.
@baconprisons5 жыл бұрын
@@jennylennings4551 what do you mean
@lostinkansasonasunnyday3055 жыл бұрын
@pyropulse Theoretically true, but we have a very long tradition of the US Military respecting our Constitution and listening to the people.
@sparklejuice3 жыл бұрын
6:33 The way you made the little square wiggle to demonstrate how Caesar crawled his way up the steps on his knees was legit the funniest thing I've seen today. I've got this mental image of the crowds observing and copping an eyeful of Julius' arse. I'm sure the Goddess was well pleased indeed.
@lebendigesgespenst76695 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how Caesar was like simultaneously the best and worst person ever
@masterbuilder00184 жыл бұрын
So, you have chosen... death?
@acebalistic13584 жыл бұрын
IKR
@iwonakaplon33994 жыл бұрын
Caesar did absolutely nothing wrong
@acebalistic13584 жыл бұрын
Iwona Kaplon I mean he kinda circumvented democracy, broke the law several times, and committed what was essentially a genocide of the Gauls.
@iwonakaplon33994 жыл бұрын
@@acebalistic1358 i said it jokingly, although i disagree with genocide. Genocide is an exclusively modern term, it makes no sense to apply it to figures from pre modern history.
@jamie04 жыл бұрын
That's why he was hellbent on the secret calendar project. It was his job and he dropped the ball so he had to come up with something quick and it's a way that he can say, "see, I've been working on it". Reminds me of how I did school projects.
@youtubes55533 жыл бұрын
setting aside the previous commentor who literally copied a top comment word for word. Caeser had won a war basically because the calender was out of alignment. it was no arbitrary thing
@dyingearth Жыл бұрын
Technically the lapse in taking care of calendar served Caesar during the civil war. The Bibulus blockade would've work if the date is actually winter instead of late autumn. As such, Caesar managed to get 1/2 of his troops to Greece before they realize what happened.
@frynsesmadrer15 жыл бұрын
So glad things are finally starting to work out for this Caesar guy.
@ClassyMonkey12125 жыл бұрын
Yeah I've grown to really like him. Hope he lives for a long happy life...
@rodrigocosta37642 жыл бұрын
Prior to this video (and all of Caesar's series) I thought that Caesar was “just” one of the most victorious conquerors of History. However I now know his strengths as a politician, mathematician(due to the calendar) and overall a genius in several areas.
@terrestrialtrajectory5 жыл бұрын
I have just finished the Julius Caesar videos and Alexander the greats series.... Wow. This is the kinda stuff i signed up to youtube for. Just incredible, thank you so much for the content.
@joshmartin31805 жыл бұрын
My eyes light up when I get the notification that he’s made another one
@johndoe54325 жыл бұрын
I immediately drop whatever I'm doing, throw together the heartiest meal I can and settle in for some goddamn history.
@tomkrausz21665 жыл бұрын
“A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one” Nice prequel meme
@Brajany5 жыл бұрын
Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi.
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment5 жыл бұрын
hello there
@ThePeacefulIsWillingTo5 жыл бұрын
Brutus: In the name of the Senate, you're under arrest Caesar: Are u threatening, Brutus? Brutus: The Senate will decide your fate. Caesar: I AM THE SENATE! Brutus: Not yet! Caesar: It's..treason...then! ( lights up laser gladius n does the screech and 720 degrees flying spinning move)
@PatRodak5 жыл бұрын
@@ThePeacefulIsWillingTo But this time, Mace Vintus win
@ThePeacefulIsWillingTo5 жыл бұрын
@@PatRodak Take a seat, young Julius Skywalkus
@Lazyguy223 жыл бұрын
Another thing that Caesar planned to do around this time was to divert the Tiber, in order to bring the Vatican and Janiculum hills into the city and create a new Campus Martius to replace the old one that had slowly been built over by various developers. It would also destroy the land Cicero had been planning to buy to use as a shrine to his recently-deceased daughter.
@occam73825 ай бұрын
Oof.
@daverevisions28435 жыл бұрын
"This minor imperfection is unacceptable." I concur.
@jaredbaine75515 жыл бұрын
I have been watching all your videos the day they come out for the past 2 years. I like how you leave the sources in the description.
@jackbaines20875 жыл бұрын
I've been watching for years and didn't know this, you are my hero
@SAVikingSA5 жыл бұрын
Imagine a billionaire today giving his wealth to the people and the government getting salty about it
@Garangus5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it would.
@lilstackz67715 жыл бұрын
Definitely wouldn’t get too mad the know the money will most likely get spent quickly sand end up right back in there pockets
@georgesboulanger79385 жыл бұрын
Your chief Grant is as corrupt as the Romans in his presidency, I learn recently.
@Garangus5 жыл бұрын
@NurturingTalents I'm talking about every U.S citizen getting some kind of gift. Like 25,000 dollars or such.
@courier35675 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the current US president who donates his whole salary to things...
@OneRedKraken2 жыл бұрын
These videos are just amazing. The narration, the humor and the squares. Perfection!
@Rocketboy13135 жыл бұрын
"Join the Conservative Faction? Is he planning on killing himself?" That is a damn good joke.
@spamspum9285 жыл бұрын
Top Banter by Cicero
@remwastaken4 жыл бұрын
i'm stupid so can someone explain it to me really easily?
@KeiO9934 жыл бұрын
@@remwastaken The whole civil war with Pompey was against conservatives.
@terpfen4 жыл бұрын
@@remwastaken At this point, the conservative faction was dead; they had lost the civil war. Joining the conservative faction meant joining dead people. How do you join dead people? Suicide.
@remwastaken4 жыл бұрын
@@terpfen thanks
@sirornstein3 жыл бұрын
I came here wondering what was the longest year, I ended up learning more about Ceasar than school taught me
@zacharydierx92313 жыл бұрын
Ya I’ve learned more from KZbin than I did in high school 9 years ago. And i was straight A student. Lol. That’s not saying much though. Sadly.
@iamsoawesome445 жыл бұрын
A somewhat credible way to understand the true value of Caesar's wealth is as follows: Assuming today's average soldier earns around 25000usd/year, and a talent of silver (~30kg) was approximately 15 years of payment, the 2000 tonnes brought by Caesar into Rome would be worth around $25bn today, and that's the minimum, and also not his entire wealth
@lucasa.82235 жыл бұрын
@@kithraya7081 well, in his calculation he has made the assumption that the salaries of Roman soldiers and modern soldiers are equivalent in their respective economies, so it does take inflation into account. That's not to say that's a correct assumption, it almost certainly isn't. But embedded in that assumption is the notion of equivalence between two quantities and thus, it does in a crude manner account for inflation.
@UkrainianPaulie5 жыл бұрын
Soldiers today make more than 25k. I'm retired and made 3 times that. Just saying.
@DerpyDaringDitzyDoo5 жыл бұрын
@@UkrainianPaulie Maybe you do, I'm E5 and I make a little less than 35k :/
@Egilhelmson4 жыл бұрын
Aryan Shah > also not his entire wealth OTOH, he was notoriously always just a step ahead of his creditors, which was why he had wanted another 10 years of command in Gaul, during which he would be immune from debt collectors.
@cybersandoval2 жыл бұрын
including songs and jokes from people in the time, beautiful, the touch of a true historian
@stormyprawn5 жыл бұрын
Ceasar: the civil war is over Labenious: *_that's where you're wrong kiddo_*
@lukas.caldwell5 жыл бұрын
Mosieur Pepe hello brother pepe
@Flow867675 жыл бұрын
Caesar: Reform the calendar system Labynus: Haha no, I’m revolting in Hispania.
@shweatypalms44235 жыл бұрын
You always have fantastic music, great work keep it up👍
@BMoney86003 жыл бұрын
I love how informative this was.
@Zelein5 жыл бұрын
He protecc He attacc But most importantly.. LABIENUS IS BACC
@vaughnyboy85 жыл бұрын
LOL
@_.l4n35 жыл бұрын
LMFAO. LOVE YOU
@TheShadowOfMars5 жыл бұрын
"Caesar's old ri-" FUUUCK
@kuykasamjoktar61915 жыл бұрын
@Pablo Pulido Le Benis 🤣
@NightRainPanda5 жыл бұрын
I feel like I just watched a tv show where 90% of the episode was recap.
@harnageaa5 жыл бұрын
One Piece
@NightRainPanda5 жыл бұрын
@@harnageaa Oh yes most definitely One Piece.
@danielfronc43045 жыл бұрын
Haven't you ever had that feeling, late at night during a hot summer that everything you've done and remember, that it seems as though you've done it all before? Especially after doing some buttons.
@NightRainPanda5 жыл бұрын
@@danielfronc4304 I don't even know what that could possibly mean.
@omcara15 жыл бұрын
@@davidvasey5065 LoL
@shiningvivian4 жыл бұрын
I wish my history teachers were as cool as this person behind the microphone and all these visualisations. I just found this channel and I've never wanted to subscribe after viewing just one video. Also the cliffhanger is amazing
@kapitan199698383 жыл бұрын
Welcome! Be careful though, Civilis has a blatant bias which often influences how he presents things
@oitrever37863 жыл бұрын
@@kapitan19969838 What exactly is the blatant bias? I haven't studied Roman history that much.
@kapitan199698383 жыл бұрын
@@oitrever3786 Hatred for Caesar among other things, too common among the so called "historians" of today. I don't want to write an essay here because there's a lot. A lot of things Civilis did wrong with Caesar
@demonicthan7423 жыл бұрын
@@kapitan19969838 I mean to be fair Who doesn't hate Ceaser?
@aomais_3 жыл бұрын
@@demonicthan742 me
@miguelservetus95342 жыл бұрын
This is so educational. Can’t say how grateful I am.
@michaelpisciarino53485 жыл бұрын
0:00 Last Time: The Civil Wars Are Over! 2:32 Ceaser's 4 Triumphs -arguably just 1 triumph 4:06 The Four Triumphs 4:38 (1) *The Gaulic Triumph* 6:00 Oh No. Chariot issues 6:50 Public Strangling 7:39 (2) *The Egyptian Triumph* 8:38 (3) *The Asia Minor Triumph* 8:59 (4) The North African Triumph 10:10 The Crowd is not ok with this anymore 10:50 2000 Tons of Silver - Ceaser's Legions Get PAID 12:07 The Citizens Get PAID 12:58 Farmers sell Gov. Farm Land for profit 13:45 We Need More Senators 16:29 Quadruples in size. In Ceaser's Favor 19:27 Ceaser turns to The Graine Dole 21:53 The Roman Calender gets inspiration from The Egyptian Calender 25:14 90 Extra days in 46 BCE! 26:10 Problems In Spain! Labeinus
@colemanharris59505 жыл бұрын
Michael Pisciarino was it methamphetamine or amphetamine that prompted you to do this? Either way, I appreciate it.
@michaelpisciarino53485 жыл бұрын
Coleman Harris It stems from a desire to understand/recall what the video says/shows as I watch it
@Fete_Fatale4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelpisciarino5348 Nice list, but it's a pity that you got Caesar's & Labienus' names wrong though, as well as spelling 'grain' & 'calendar' in an original fashion.
@OoWeytoO5 жыл бұрын
This isn't to play the smartass, but The Vercingétorix wasn't the king of Gauls, he was more like a General. -ver -cinn -gédo -righ -grand -cent -têtes -chef -great -hundred -head -leader That's why he was called THE Vercingétorix, and not only Vercingétorix, it's a military title. It was Frenchify later into Généralissime.
@uselessDM5 жыл бұрын
I guess he was the closest thing to a King Gaul had at the time? At least considering that he had a unified army behind him.
@CallyMayz5 жыл бұрын
Wikipedia mentions some sources saying the name breaks down as ver- ("over, superior" cingeto- ("warrior") and rix ("king")
@WWYD05 жыл бұрын
Vercingetorix was a king. But he was only a king of one tribe. He just happened to be the king that united some of the tribes and led them to battle. So he was still "royalty" just not the "King of the Gauls."
@OoWeytoO5 жыл бұрын
@@WWYD0 Yeah, King of Arvenes (actually Auvergne)
@veggiesblowup87855 жыл бұрын
Doesn't Ceasar call him King of Gaul in De Bello Gallico? I may be remembering wrong, but I think he says something along those lines.
@ericconnor82515 жыл бұрын
Sosigenes of Alexandria was from Egypt, but he was not an ethnic Egyptian, he was a Hellenistic Greek as far as we know, living in a Greek city state under the Macedonian Greek rule of the Ptolemaic dynasty of Cleopatra VII Philopator. Likewise his solar calendar was Greek in origin. The native Egyptians in Ptolemaic had their own calendar and obviously had been making their own calendars long before the Greeks under Alexander the Great conquered Achaemenid Persian Egypt in the 4th century BC.
@chrisakacanto57565 жыл бұрын
Thats the typical problem with edutainment. While 70-90% of the delivered facts are true (or not disconfirmed), here and then we absorb missinfotmation. Imo thats a fair trade, as long as the missinformation part isnt based on an political agenda.
@ericconnor82515 жыл бұрын
@@chrisakacanto5756 I certainly wouldn't accuse Historia Civilis of that, but he was awfully vague when it came to this part and for anyone who is historically illiterate, they wouldn't know he was actually talking about Ptolemaic Greeks and Greek science instead of native Egyptian mathematicians/astronomers.
@ericconnor82515 жыл бұрын
@... He didn't make that very clear in the video. Watch it again.
@paprus59722 жыл бұрын
This is the first Historia Civilis video I've ever watched. Still love it.
@editsonimovie86815 жыл бұрын
That ending actually shocked me, like I’m watching a tv shoe
@TimThomason5 жыл бұрын
Cliffhanger! Spoiler alert for the 44 BC episode...
@perspii28085 жыл бұрын
Edits On Imovie Shoes on TV are so epic
@editsonimovie86815 жыл бұрын
@@perspii2808 that was no typo ;)
@MisoElEven5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was like "his life is going to end soon" and hes actually gonna fight another civil war :D GGWP
@timomastosalo5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's like watching McGyver, and Murdoc pops up again.
@napoleonbonaparteempereurd46765 жыл бұрын
Caesar not only filled the Senate with men loyal to him, he sharply devided the Senate, making them easier to manipulate.
@andrejparunovic5 жыл бұрын
[ citation needed ]
@adlibitum21395 жыл бұрын
@@andrejparunovic dude you don't need a citation for that, it's obvious as daylight, just think about it for a minute and you'll get there lol, it's Caesar we're talking about here and that is a fucking textbook Caesar move...
@napoleonbonaparteempereurd46765 жыл бұрын
@@andrejparunovic Why else's allow Gualic Roman's into the Senate? To vote against him?
@napoleonbonaparteempereurd46765 жыл бұрын
@@adlibitum2139 Exactly.
@Blade573315 жыл бұрын
Ah, "divide and rule" Good thing, no one is using this tactic today, RIGHT?
@derekburge52945 жыл бұрын
Explaining a Roman triumph in excruciating detail. *Heavy breathing*
@octodude68155 жыл бұрын
Oh, that comment just made my day... X-D
@kristenlevine3446 Жыл бұрын
I listened to this video with great interest tonight. I just discovered your channel and am very happy about the amount of historic detail that you provide.