Caesar: "The best way to die is suddenly and unexpectedly." Decimus: "Bruh..."
@MrVlogman1015 жыл бұрын
It genuinely boggles the mind how many times little tiny changes would have changed the history of the known world. So many opportunities.
@darius93295 жыл бұрын
@@MrVlogman101 and they did. every version of the world would be fundamentally different if even just some foot soldier who happens to be a distant ancestor of a key character in history died. even our lives will change history in incomprehensible ways because of the small but existent influence they have on it
@magww15 жыл бұрын
Daniel Gazizov just goes to show you how important every little decision in the moment is...
@Chirchy5 жыл бұрын
This comment was made before the video?
@skap78835 жыл бұрын
Pateron
@sunderzilla5 жыл бұрын
I will miss little red square Caesar, the way he would shimmy around the room and such, occasionally spinning when he got angry, or bouncing up and down when he was happy. Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti
@georgewilson74325 жыл бұрын
Rest in salad.
@scottwalker2265 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@robbert-janmerk67835 жыл бұрын
RIP rest in pasta
@qwesx5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, I think there'll be more than enough red squares in the future!
@dexterjettster88755 жыл бұрын
I never thought i could get so attached to a Red Square
@gammie13284 жыл бұрын
imagine getting stabbed countless times by your homies after staying up late hungover and getting countless red flags
@Ethan-gb3zh4 жыл бұрын
I imagine the dude that handed him then note was at first just going to tell him that there was a plan to assassinate him and then give him the note for details. Then he saw Decimus and he looked down at the note in his hand, saw Decimus' name at the top of the list and was just like "...shit."
@bluepvp9004 жыл бұрын
I wish you didn't say that, it took me back to '96, bad memories!
@bluepvp9004 жыл бұрын
@Lord Ball-sac the 2nd haha I was just messing around but you are right!
@fuzzymaiden14 жыл бұрын
Watch the movie BULLY (based on a real case.. his own CHILDHOOD BEST FRIENDS turned on him!)
@HateTaxesWASt4 жыл бұрын
What if he knew he was going to die? Like a prophecy kind of thing. He avoided every possible sign.
@localneo-graphic46475 жыл бұрын
You know you're a bad assassin when you try to stab a defenseless target from behind, and he's just like 'bro, what are you doing, we're trying to legislate here,' and he just pushes you away. What's even worse is he seems like the most motivated of all of them.
@111jkjk5 жыл бұрын
Legit made me crack up laughing 😆😆😆
@generic_tylenol5 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's so surprising. Most humans are extremely reluctant to perform violence. These weren't soldiers, they were legislators. Can you imagine stabbing another defenseless human, let alone the most powerful man in that part of the world? Kind of a terrifying prospect.
@plzitzjustmahcheezits9094 жыл бұрын
Antillicus Let alone, your childhood friend? Like Jesus, Casca was in a surprisingly difficult position
@RoboBoddicker4 жыл бұрын
@@generic_tylenol Well, 10 years of military service was the minimum standard for a political career in the Roman republic. And the conspirators had all spent the past 5 years fighting a civil war. So they *were* soldiers as well as legislators. But otherwise, I agree :)
@mikereds29974 жыл бұрын
Id say if Anthony was in his chair they would have been screwed but they new that.
@OneAngrehCat2 жыл бұрын
I find it perfectly fateful that Caesar's luck protected and warned him on every step of the way, while his vanity and ambition attracted him to his death.
@DodumBhai1996 Жыл бұрын
True,if only he had read those papers he was being handed while walking down the way to the meeting
@leviuzumaki3903 Жыл бұрын
Honestly my opinion is Caesar was generally very smart I think he knew about the assassination plot but he didn’t know how many people there were. But I think he knew it was high ranking officials that were plotting it as well, but I think he decided to face it head on as he did with everything else in his career. Kind of poetic in my opinion.
@therealoldnosey8689 Жыл бұрын
This gave me chills. Very relatable imo.
@hx552510 ай бұрын
@@leviuzumaki3903He thought it was safe, it was a senate stacked with his supporters after all.
@wrAIth-AI10 ай бұрын
What would you say about Cicero and his death?
@Martijn_M5 жыл бұрын
This was the 23rd video about Caesar, which is also the exact amount of times Caesar was stabbed.
@duncanjones87155 жыл бұрын
The dedication here is amazing!
@Mr.green11975 жыл бұрын
Another conspiracy ! ⚠️
@federicoeiriz425 жыл бұрын
Also only one of the 23 videos was mortal
@Janon485 жыл бұрын
Too soon dawg
@gilcesarpereira31715 жыл бұрын
And my birthday is October 23,conincidentaly the day Brutus comited suicide,also my name is Cesar.
@abdullahduheric82835 жыл бұрын
The end of an era :( R.I.P. to Historia Civilis's Julius Caesar series.
@L0j1k5 жыл бұрын
No way man! There is SO much aftermath! The assassination might as well not even have been halftime.
@anthonyhans58255 жыл бұрын
And the start of a new era Hello Gaius Octavian
@countbinfaceglobalpresiden79265 жыл бұрын
The crisis of the third century: *distant laughter*
@lc92455 жыл бұрын
If he does the Alexander series and discuss the chaos following his death, oh boy. After all, his death resulted in the unstable Mediterranean states that was ripe for conquest.
@Torus21125 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyhans5825 I'm excited, personally. Caesar may be Historia Civalis' favourite, but Octavian's my boi.
@luigiscapini10725 жыл бұрын
Julius caesar: so how do i die? Time traveler: surrounded by friends...
@gonzaloh80865 жыл бұрын
Were they, though?
@merrittanimation77215 жыл бұрын
@@gonzaloh8086 He thought so up until they started stabbing him.
@FWAKWAKKA5 жыл бұрын
@@gonzaloh8086 honestly? ifeel like yea, they were actually still friends of his. most of them loved ceaser but they knew he was a dictator and there was only one thing to do to stop him. ive heard varied accounts of ceasers death some even talk about brutus weeping after and many of the senators in the conspiracy mourning him because they still were losing a friend. as brutus himself stated "i loved ceaser, but i loved the republic(rome) more" *paraphrased since i havent seen the other deeper accounts that state that for a long time.
@LuizAlexPhoenix5 жыл бұрын
@@FWAKWAKKA Eh, friends can communicate without knives. Most of the senators were politicians feeling like their positions weren't good enough. Saving the Republic my arse, the Republic was already dead and they wanted to be the one wearing its skin instead of Caesar.
@physical_insanity5 жыл бұрын
@@LuizAlexPhoenix Likely it would have been a bit of both, since the internal workings of people can be messy. On one hand, yes, those senators would be after more power seeing how it would be threatened by Caesar, but... On the other hand, he's a colleague they've known for a long time and got to know. The whole "for the Republic" stuff was probably just a charade and was really just a posthumous justification of why they did it. Maybe that's it, maybe it isn't. I don't know, my time travel machine hasn't been working lately.
@royalkelin Жыл бұрын
That thing about Decimus going to a friendly meal with Caesar and him talking about death is so mind boggling to me. The self control you need to have to not spill the beans in such a situation.
@McDonaldsCalifornia Жыл бұрын
I mean yes but also the stakes were deadly either way. Had he spilled the beans he would have gotten himself and all his co-conspirators killed
@posthistoricdino422 Жыл бұрын
while drunk, no less. that's a nearly supernatural level of composure.
@joaofarinha55111 ай бұрын
It's survival mode. He knew if he said anything, he was screwed
@ardaunaltay87635 жыл бұрын
I just love it that even though everyone is literally squares it is much more impressive and enchanting than most other documentaries.
@Caldera015 жыл бұрын
I think it's because it's easier to follow what each individual is doing at the very moment and it keeps significant actions clear. No distractions. While live-action is impressive and all, a lot is lost due to framing and points of view. You never see this top-down view for an entire scene where individual characters are easily tracked even in huge crowds at all times.
@ikonossignal87545 жыл бұрын
Arda Unaltay yes !
@TheSulross5 жыл бұрын
The reason is that the oral story telling is as ancient as Homer's Iliad and the Oddessy handed down for centuries by being voiced
@IdunnoBroIjdk5 жыл бұрын
@@Caldera01 Absolutely. It appears the narrator does an amazing job of giving us facts and likely suppositions rather than hyperbolic hearsay. I feel like I actually am so much closer to what truly happened after watching each video and far more educated than before.
@hermannabt83615 жыл бұрын
This is a dramatic reenactment.
@alexcross55 жыл бұрын
Caesar *dying on the floor*: "Did you guys ask Tribune Aquilla for permission to kill me?"
@theblueknight97465 жыл бұрын
Tribute "Ask Tribune Aquilla" Aquilla was actually one of the conspirators.
@cdcdrr5 жыл бұрын
Aquilla: You motherffff...
@Ghost772105 жыл бұрын
So he did give his permission
@Stickminbasi905 жыл бұрын
@@Ghost77210 Well, you know nothing these days gets done without his permission. *shrug*
@Vielenberg5 жыл бұрын
@@theblueknight9746 But Ceasar not necessarily knew that.
@chrisharrison7634 жыл бұрын
"This is violence" sounds like such a "I can't believe you've done this" guy thing to say.
@theleetworldbest3 жыл бұрын
Caesar: Wait a minute, this is violence...
@followingtheroe19523 жыл бұрын
Well I mean the fact it happened during a senate meeting where weapons were contraband meant that those simple words carried heavy weight.
@veljkoangelovski53493 жыл бұрын
hold on im stabbed.. wow thats illegal
@GermanEuropatriot3 жыл бұрын
This was a terrible mistake in human history and an act of cowardice.
@crimsondynamo6153 жыл бұрын
Gentlemen you can’t fight in here! This is the war room!
@charlesgovea43993 жыл бұрын
Me: Why’d you do it? Brutus: To save the republic Me: What did it cost? Brutus: The republic
@Aclamity7492 жыл бұрын
haha lol
@pompeythegreat2972 жыл бұрын
Lol
@powderedwiglouis12382 жыл бұрын
You could say the republic died with the grachi brothers tbh for the last decades after that strongmen were the norm and the death spiral was well on its way
@pompeythegreat2972 жыл бұрын
@@powderedwiglouis1238 Yea the Gracchi being killed by the Optimates just to retain power is pretty tyrannical.
@CatroiOz2 жыл бұрын
@@pompeythegreat297 the Gracchi had no one but themselves to blame. They utterly broke Roman politics by opening the Pandora's box that was the Tribune's veto. By abusing the veto to serve their own personal interests instead of respecting it as an absolute last resort they showed everyone how to do exactly like they did to seize power. The senate should have abolished the position of Tribune.
@bguy325 жыл бұрын
Brutus: "We did it guys! We saved the Republic!" Octavian: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."
@axelandersson63145 жыл бұрын
Brutus: "We did it guys, tyranny is over!" Octavian: "More like under new management".
@mariano98ify5 жыл бұрын
@@axelandersson6314 i love that Megamind reference Octavian: There is not fairy tales, there isn´t Easter Bunny and there is not more Republic
@diegonatan63015 жыл бұрын
Octavius: My name is Octavius!
@MsNikeNike5 жыл бұрын
Octavius: My name is Augustus!
@zabooza745 жыл бұрын
Octavian: "I don't think so bucko."
@cleothehermetichermeticist83915 жыл бұрын
“It relies on the strength of some nerdy ass senators.” A quote I didn’t know I wanted to hear but I’m glad I did.
@christosvoskresye5 жыл бұрын
All of them, I suspect, had at least some military experience. It's not so much that they were nerdy as it is that a 40-year old officer is likely to be at a disadvantage against a 25-year old grunt.
@Jake0071235 жыл бұрын
@@christosvoskresye Most of their military experience was commanding from afar. Both Marc Antony and Caesar prouded themselves on fighting alongside their legions. Their fear was justified.
@CartmanBrah5 жыл бұрын
An incorrect quote.
@sethtate20795 жыл бұрын
That was some real wisdom there..
@Jake0071235 жыл бұрын
@Hernando Malinche Tell that to Caesar in Alesia, and other examples where he fought alongside his troops. Probably with an escort of elite guards, but still more than most politicians did in that era.
@divusgaiusjuliuscaesar46575 жыл бұрын
Definitely not his year: Caesar
@dexterjettster88755 жыл бұрын
Caesar vs EVERYONE 44B.C.E
@divusgaiusjuliuscaesar46575 жыл бұрын
cool faces 😂
@jameskirk11615 жыл бұрын
Got em
@divusgaiusjuliuscaesar46575 жыл бұрын
James Kirk rip me
@artman405 жыл бұрын
It started off smoothly.
@sneeze_organ3 жыл бұрын
decimus’s lie about the title of king was honestly genius. i can’t imagine how stressful that lie must have been
@AniTube-ds8uz Жыл бұрын
The fact that it worked proves that the Senators and People's concerns of Caesar wanting to be a King was ultimately legit.
@PoochieCollins Жыл бұрын
@@AniTube-ds8uz Oh, it's not a debate that JC was angling to become king. And it's of little debate that multiple generations of senatorial corruption had a lot to do with the events that lead to the ascension of someone like JC. I'll add that I suspect that JC quite likely changed a bit for the worse after the civil wars ended. After a long period of success and praise, I strongly suspect he came to believe in his own magic too much, and got too complacent. Evidence of this is contrasting some of his earlier acts of political shrewdness and general high intelligence to his acts of authoritarianism and hubris that sometimes had no subtlety.
@as7river Жыл бұрын
In the end, he lied. They didn't turn him into a king. They turned him into a god.
@Crimsrn7 ай бұрын
@@as7river more of a legend than a god
@occam73827 ай бұрын
@@Crimsrn, to them, he might as well have been a god.
@whynot-tomorrow_19453 жыл бұрын
The poetic irony that the false offer of kingship was the one thing to finally condemn Caesar is so perfect it's hard to believe.
@anartismal3 жыл бұрын
God and this is real life, no scripts no writers
@enkiimuto1041 Жыл бұрын
I find it plausible. You want to bait the guy trying to be king, what would you do if not tease it in a silver platter?
@d0nv3rgasarenoso91 Жыл бұрын
@@anartismal historians are writers
@j0nnyism11 ай бұрын
Was it a false offer though?
@oqo33109 ай бұрын
@@anartismal a lot of this video definitly feels like something that didn't happen but was invented by historians to embellish the deed.
@megakillerx5 жыл бұрын
“What about Cicero?” “Nah, he’s such a boomer.”
@jewboi21375 жыл бұрын
he has boomer vibe actually
@zabooza745 жыл бұрын
Cicero being the little bitch he was, was probably involved...
@dndboy135 жыл бұрын
Cicero did write that one letter to a friend in greece, referring to the later tribune Curio; " When the day came for the bill to be put to the Assembly under the terms of the senatorial decree, there was a flocking together of our goateed young bloods, the whole Catilinarian gang with little Miss Curio at their head, to plead for its rejection." -To Atticus in Epirus Cicero, 13 February 61 BC if i understand what ive read/heard correctly, goatees were considered effeminate by older romans, and were fashionable among the younger generation. its kinda neat to see what seems to be a generation gap from like 2000~ years ago
@khorps47565 жыл бұрын
Cicero is the soyfather
@soupordave5 жыл бұрын
@@dndboy13 Generation gaps are universal across Human history as far back as the Bronze Age. I can't remember which one but a documentary I saw detailed some clay tablet letters from a tin merchant in Mesopotamia to one of his business partners. In it he complains about how lazy his son is and worries that the son will ruin the family business when he dies. A later letter from the merchant says that the same "lazy" son led one of their caravans by himself and successfully defended it against bandits.
@AlternativePractice10 ай бұрын
And here I am, again, on March 15th. Smh still can’t believe he’s gone
@carlsnyder48335 жыл бұрын
I feel so cheated knowing that the reality of Caesar’s death is far more entertaining than every depiction I’ve ever watched. Excellent video
@budakbaongsiah5 жыл бұрын
The one in Rome is rather close, but not close enough.
@slashingraven5 жыл бұрын
I could legitimately feel my heart racing when the deed had begun. The description of the event brought the scene to life for me.
@jacko80305 жыл бұрын
A lot of the theatrics we definitely don’t know for sure but it sure is entertaining
@Thumbsupurbum5 жыл бұрын
The story has been re-written so many times to fit a more entertaining role. I wonder how much of the accepted truth is actually truth.
@superkang74485 жыл бұрын
@@Thumbsupurbum Caesar died. That much we know for sure. Everything else is just hear say. As with most of ancient history.
@shkamarustorm5 жыл бұрын
This felt like the most epic Season finale to a history series
@terranman47025 жыл бұрын
HBO's Rome was exactly that
@peterbarca87835 жыл бұрын
@@terranman4702 HBO's Game of Thrones was exactly not that. :(
@MM-xm5vx5 жыл бұрын
Peto Barca when did they end that it’s still on season 4. At least in my opinion
@tunnelsloth59485 жыл бұрын
@@MM-xm5vx Yeah, it's a pretty simple delimiter. Everything adapted from the books (s1 to s4) is great. Everything afterwards is mediocre to awful. They're good adapters but bad story-writers.
@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa37315 жыл бұрын
More like Series finale😢
@tdubya975 жыл бұрын
Just think, Caesars life was almost saved by a bad hangover.
@merrittanimation77215 жыл бұрын
That would have been the best hangover in history
@franciscomm76755 жыл бұрын
@@merrittanimation7721 indeed
@hatzikuN5 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@QemeH5 жыл бұрын
Not only a hangover, but an overdramatic wife. A wife he apparently cheated on farily regularly... (Although, I don't know if it qualifies as OVERdramatic, when you end up being right - even though by accident.)
@merrittanimation77215 жыл бұрын
@Mike H A soothsayer probably in the know...
@perrycarters31132 жыл бұрын
The interesting thing about Decimus' lie about the King title is that if Caesar STILL stayed home after, it may have swayed Decimus' opinion on whether Caesar wanted to be acknowledged as king. Sadly for Caesar, temptation reveals the darkest parts of us all.
@habibi_sport3122 жыл бұрын
Or maybe he went just so the senators didnt hate him by taking it as an insult...
@santiagogarza8121 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Greek play: his Hamartia was ambition and after it got him glory, it got him killed
@jeremiahduran7238 Жыл бұрын
@@habibi_sport312 the guy literally disrespected them for a long time already. Idk if he would care to disrespect them again.
@lorefox201 Жыл бұрын
this anecdote is not in the literature, historia made it up
@ultra-papasmurf Жыл бұрын
@@jeremiahduran7238 Caesar was in preparation for his great war against first Dacia and then Parthia, he was about to leave the Republic in the (soon to be proven capable but cold) hands of his nobody nephew Octavian and more primarily yesmen. He couldnt afford to disrespect them so grievously at that opportune time especially since they were labelling him with a honour not a complaint as was usual.
@HealingBlight5 жыл бұрын
And with that, the great red square known as Julius Caesar is polygone.
@wj11jam785 жыл бұрын
Did you come up with that on the spot, or have you been waiting AGES to finally say it?
@sjappiyah40715 жыл бұрын
HealingBlight That is clever on so many levels......
@HealingBlight5 жыл бұрын
@@wj11jam78 On the spot. :)
@wj11jam785 жыл бұрын
@@HealingBlight Nice
@feynstein10045 жыл бұрын
Too soon, man. Too soon
@rickdanger92925 жыл бұрын
Someone ask Tribune Aquila if it's okay to assassinate Caesar.
@fristi615 жыл бұрын
He was probably okay with it, since he was one of the conspirators.
@gilcesarpereira31715 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@fristnamelastname55495 жыл бұрын
I think Tribune Aquila give his approval.
@kenbujutsu5 жыл бұрын
Ceasar liked this comment.
@RexGalilae5 жыл бұрын
@@fristi61 r/wooosh
@funnybunnie48015 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that none of Historia Civilis’ future subscribers will feel and understand the build up to this video.
@eldorados_lost_searcher5 жыл бұрын
We few. We happy few. We band of history nerds.
@noneyobiz97075 жыл бұрын
Yes, fantastic series. It was honestly stressfull waiting lol even though we knew the outcome.
@claytonholmes2765 жыл бұрын
I literally screamed when I saw this vedio.
@ssach75 жыл бұрын
I got so excited I closed my ck2 achievements speedrun
@johnmurdoch30835 жыл бұрын
When i saw this on my alerts i gasped for joy. Ive been waiting for this one..
@MrBallReal3 жыл бұрын
Caesar’s assassination be like 🟦🔪 🟧🔪 🟥 🟪🔪
@Vooman2 жыл бұрын
Hey now! Cicero had nothing to do with this!
@eggds54e52 жыл бұрын
"Dont you bring him into this!"
@nicmagtaan11322 жыл бұрын
I am amazed that we recognize Cicero not being a conspirator but also as THE GREEN square
@shuttlecrossing1433 Жыл бұрын
@@nicmagtaan1132 I instinctively associate certain colored squares with people now thanks to this channel.
@NeCoruption Жыл бұрын
🤣
@ApocalexNow5 жыл бұрын
"And with that, everything went back to normal. Cicero and Mark Anthony mended their ways and opened a bakery together, Octavian found his calling as a roman gladiator, and Cassius made a mint selling elephant skin rugs. Noone ever rebelled against the Republic again." - The next video, presumably.
@jaegar27865 жыл бұрын
ApocalexNow sounds like the ending of game of thrones
@pablolongobardi72405 жыл бұрын
@@jaegar2786 you are missing the part when Cicero finally gains control over Rome, and he decides to burn the city and slaughter everyone
@somerandomguy48125 жыл бұрын
And Mark Antony was perfectly okay with the conspiracy, during Caesar’s funeral he definitely didn’t rile the crowd against the conspirators. Nope, he was totally fine with the assassination as he totally wouldn’t team up with Octavian and Lepidus to form a triumvirate and wage a civil war against the conspirators, not at all.
@SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC5 жыл бұрын
[The Beatles "You say Goodbye, While I Say Hello" starts playing as smiling photos of each conspirator flash onto the screen accompanied by corresponding text]
@merrittanimation77215 жыл бұрын
Pablo Longobard And then Lepidus becomes emperor somehow.
@TheRiehlThing423 жыл бұрын
The lesson I learn here is, if you're ill, don't go into work. Caesar died for us to learn that lesson.
@veljkoangelovski53493 жыл бұрын
schools: YOU SHALL COME AND OBEY
@dylanortiz94933 жыл бұрын
School shootings: oh really now?
@PvMNero3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@420architecMindNDesign3 жыл бұрын
My boss don’t care
@karthikparameswaran78133 жыл бұрын
This means that you have misunderstood what Caesar did. "If you are ill, don't go to work." I mean is this the lesson you have learnt? You didn't understand the politics prevailing in Ancient Rome at that time. Many reputed Roman politicians, Generals and rulers met their demise through their assassinations. You just study the deaths of the Gracchi brothers, Sertorius, Pompeius Magnus, etc. Also study how the Roman rulers like Caligula, Galba, Domitian, Commodus and Caracalla met their demises. Only then can you infer keeping in mind the Roman politics at that time.
@novomute42815 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I felt emotional to a death of a little red square
@Lordparable5 жыл бұрын
Petar Todorović same
@equalssign445 жыл бұрын
It isn’t that weird since he was a real person.
@gamezone75185 жыл бұрын
Jasper Thompson r/wooosh
@PeterManger5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@moviemaker19865 жыл бұрын
Indeed, no one but HC can make me feel torn over the fates of simple polygons.
@guifdcanalli2 жыл бұрын
"Once Caesar was gone, everything else got easier" Octavius, Anthony and the Empire: *You have no idea how wrong you were*
@rustyshackleford15084 жыл бұрын
*"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine."* - Gaius Julius Caesar
@sergiojuanmembiela62234 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that maybe he was not issuing an original statement. On the other hand, he must have thought "Well, I am dead, so sue me if I infringe someone's else copyright"
@Yuniferi4 жыл бұрын
@Brylle Cruz I am pretty sure the person you're replying to was joking.
@ShinSuperSaiyajin4 жыл бұрын
*tells Octavian to learn the ways of the Senate from Cicero as a Force Ghost* THAT DID NOT WORK WELL EITHER LOL
@ddigwell4 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean "Αν με χτυπήσεις, θα γίνω πιο ισχυρός από ό, τι θα μπορούσες ποτέ να φανταστείς" because we know he said it in Greek* 😂😂😂 *Sorry but modern Greek is the only translation available on Google Translate.
@someone-wh2rb3 жыл бұрын
I mean, he did technically become more popular since ge was literally proclaimed a god
@napolien13105 жыл бұрын
" stabbed Caesar between the legs " Dude that's brutal
@Dankalank5 жыл бұрын
*Brutus ;^)
@mogyesz95 жыл бұрын
your aorta runs in your inner thighs, there are and in the armpit is the best place to score a fatal knife wound
@cryptoman98755 жыл бұрын
@@mogyesz9 caesar was also screwing his mom so..
@arvensique5 жыл бұрын
There's a possibility that Caesar was literally Brutus' father. Rumors existed about it at the time, anyway, but it's impossible to prove.
@stapler16365 жыл бұрын
Perhaps, symbolically, he meant something along the lines of "may there never be another Caesar"
@marsoz_5 жыл бұрын
Brutus: "Congratulations, Cicero! You've regained your liberty!" Cicero: "UHHHHHHHHHHH"
@andrewturkington3695 жыл бұрын
Heh
@spearhead77775 жыл бұрын
Cicero has such a way with words
@merrittanimation77215 жыл бұрын
Cicero: You just stabbed a guy to death not 2 minutes ago. He’s still over there!
@TeleportingBread1615 жыл бұрын
I think Cicero got roasted there.
@masterbean38675 жыл бұрын
I wonder what that means
@SonofHsu163 жыл бұрын
This truly displays how dramatic and theatrical history can be, and how life is such a game of mere inches. Multiple potential events shifted one way or another could have helped Caesar survive or avoid the plot. If the conspirators approached Antony he most likely would have told Caesar, if Caesar had cancelled the meeting, if Caesar had read the scroll, so many chances that were missed in one of the most important historical events in Roman and world history.
@unclecharles Жыл бұрын
Even the priest’s warnings.
@jonathanpowell613 Жыл бұрын
@@unclecharles Spurinna even warned Caesar that his life would be at risk if he didn't leave Rome.
@rayhoodoo84718 күн бұрын
But they did approach Anthony in a slightly earlier conspiracy, but Anthony told Caesar nothing about it
@SonofHsu1618 күн бұрын
@@rayhoodoo847 except Antony essentially guaranteed civil war when he gave his oration at Caesar’s Funeral, and formed the second triumvirate with Octavian and Lepidus to counteract the conspirators, so clearly Antony was loyal to Caesar, making him an unsure element to those inside the conspiracy.
@RK-bz7hb5 жыл бұрын
Assassins: "We saved the republic!" Octavian: "Well yes, but actually no!"
@Janon485 жыл бұрын
Roger Warburg Narrator: they didn’t
@RK-bz7hb5 жыл бұрын
Assassins: kill Caesar for the sake of the Romans and the republic. Romans: loved Caesar and now want to assassinate the assassins. Assassins: surprise Pikachu face
@plutarchvonpluto64395 жыл бұрын
Decimus: "We did it Marcus, we saved the city!"
@Fawful05 жыл бұрын
Was Tribune Aquila ok with this? The conspiracy didn't check with him.
@No-bn3tr5 жыл бұрын
Fawful0 this is the best comment
@sjappiyah40715 жыл бұрын
Fawful0 Only real fans get this one 🤣
@tribuneaquila31815 жыл бұрын
Others were asking earlier. Of course, I was ok with this.
@rajsheaj5 жыл бұрын
Amazing comment!!!!
@fristi615 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was a bit surprised that Historia Civilis didn't make some passing mention of him in the video because of the meme, but tribune Aquila was actually one of the conspirators. He didn't do anything significant, so he was probably not mentioned because there were already quite a few characters to keep track of.
@imperium23775 жыл бұрын
I've never felt to much emotion for squares before, better than the Game of Thrones ending
@Kules235 жыл бұрын
Anything is better than GoT ending
@jorenvanderark35675 жыл бұрын
@@Kules23 Even twilight?
@zumis10114 жыл бұрын
@@jorenvanderark3567 *almost anything, never seen Twilight though, don't need to.
@entertainmentprime1014 жыл бұрын
I swear!
@LuizRanieri.4 жыл бұрын
Better than house of cards
@dmclean6352 жыл бұрын
I spent the last week slowly working my way through the Julius Caesar playlist here starting on the Ides of March, and I have to say that this video was a brilliant culmination of a lot of hard work by Historia Civilis. The death of Caesar kind of gets you in the feels. Love him or hate him (and many people probably felt a little of both), there probably never will be guy quite like Julius Caesar again in world history.
@germania53742 жыл бұрын
With the possible exception of Jesus, Caesar is by far one of the oldest characters in history whose name still is commonly known today. For a long time, even the name 'Caesar' was synonymous with power, and many kingly titles such as 'Kaiser' and 'Tzar' were derived from his name.
@milesbrown80162 жыл бұрын
Viva Caesar
@o_sch Жыл бұрын
I was rooting for Pompey which I feel like everybody else hates. Fitting that Caesar died under his statue.
@ultra-papasmurf Жыл бұрын
@@o_sch I dont know how you could, even those whomst worship the Roman republic to a ridiculous extent have to admit he was just Caesar but more bloodthirsty and stupid in this situation. He wouldnt of pardoned any Caesarians like Caesar did to pompeians, he wouldve established himself as a second Sulla and overall he wouldve just been less competent and left the system to continue to rot and die.
@SirBenjiful Жыл бұрын
@@germania5374Millions of Buddhists, Taoists, and Confucians would disagree.
@nigelwang24475 жыл бұрын
“You too my child?” Right in the feels.
@danielg38575 жыл бұрын
“I am sorry big one.”
@jayteegamble5 жыл бұрын
And then he stabbed Caesar right in the groin. Me thinks he might not have been as cool with Caesar ****ing his mother as he'd let on.
@telourdas5 жыл бұрын
Kai su teknon?
@rogerjrusa5 жыл бұрын
Feels? Nah, right in the man's junk apparently. Fucking terrible.
@robertaylor92185 жыл бұрын
Roger G2 the groin was a common place to stab in antiquity battles, short swords and shield walls crashing together meant that the throat and the groin (femoral artery) were common places to score a kill (it’s why Spartans carried super short swords). I think if Brutus had stabbed Caesar’s genitals that would have been specifically recorded by history.
@t.b.51155 жыл бұрын
"What are you gonna do? Stab me? " -Julius Caesar
@Mark-xq7lh5 жыл бұрын
Imagin if they did that would have been crazy
@franciscomm76755 жыл бұрын
Titiedius: yes
@ispartacus13375 жыл бұрын
I have no evidence in support of it happening any other way so you must be right.
@billnyethesciencefry28984 жыл бұрын
Caesar: You are a saucy boy. Brutus and others: What you egg? *he stabs him*
@zeta-oj2tq4 жыл бұрын
"what you egg?" *he stabs him*
@kazucun32285 жыл бұрын
I just witnessed a bunch of squares moving around reenacting a scene I've heard a thousand times, yet I was at the edge of my seat the whole time! Good job!
@Andres-bv8lr4 жыл бұрын
kazucun3228 i know right. I even opened my mouth in shook when he said he got stabbed like i didn’t know beforehand lol
@alessiofe2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Caesar's body was brought to his home where a doctor made the first reported extensive post mortem examination in history. The doctor discovered that only one stab was deep enough to kill, the others were little more than superficial cuts.
@Simanian.2 жыл бұрын
No shit that Was literally said in the Video. Pls just stfu with These like farming comments if its in the damn Video bro.
@vincenthammons6705 Жыл бұрын
what do you know senators are weak willed and have noodles arms
@alessiofe Жыл бұрын
@@vincenthammons6705 no, the other stabs from fellow senators had more a moral purpose, like "we are part of this and we claim it"
@fuckoffgoogle1657 Жыл бұрын
>moral purpose You need to check yourself 😂
@codekillerz5392 Жыл бұрын
Do you have a source for this? I wanna read more about it.
@mattpelzek38095 жыл бұрын
God, that synth riff at the end cuts like a knife this time.
@AndrewJJ-01145 жыл бұрын
Cuts like 23 knives
@shewitgabriel11745 жыл бұрын
Indeed my brother
@williamle83005 жыл бұрын
I be straight cryin mon!
@shewitgabriel11745 жыл бұрын
@@williamle8300 i thought I was the only one. I don't even know why.
@AbsoluteZero1015 жыл бұрын
Soundtrack name?
@andycaines33515 жыл бұрын
"Decimus was with Caesar at Alesia. You might even say he was in Caesar's inner circle" Well done my friend, well done.
@vladescu3g5 жыл бұрын
yep looks like not many got it, but have my like
@justsomeone53145 жыл бұрын
@@vladescu3g We all have different exterior square colors, but we all know that deep inside we're all the same. A circle.
@Irishcrossing5 жыл бұрын
I really had to think on that one...god I feel stupid.
@knightofwaifus26575 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I just got it
@infantjones5 жыл бұрын
explain please
@scottdietrich52274 жыл бұрын
Brutus: Congratulations Cicero! You’ve regained your liberty! Cicero: Ok..... Cool. Thanks for that... Did you have to stab him in the balls?
@TheVergile3 жыл бұрын
Cicero: Where your honor tho, brutus? (you backstabbing bastard)
@BatCostumeGuy3 жыл бұрын
@@TheVergile The irony is, Cicero later gets killed by Antony, someone who wanted to become the emperor.
@TheVergile3 жыл бұрын
@@BatCostumeGuy “someone who wanted to become an emperor” is a pretty loose description for people during the second triumvirate era.
@sampolle69893 жыл бұрын
@@BatCostumeGuy Cicero got killed by Anthony my man
@BatCostumeGuy3 жыл бұрын
@@sampolle6989 Oh sorry, my bad.
@gabeshaw37212 жыл бұрын
That last statement toward Cicero is a reference to a senate meeting before the civil war. As rumors spread that caesar was marching on Rome with 4 legions, Cicero told everyone that he was leaving, and for the rest of the senators to enjoy being Caesar’s slaves
@McDonaldsCalifornia Жыл бұрын
That is some prime sarcasm lol
@19sharpie Жыл бұрын
@@McDonaldsCalifornia he was probably mad he got stabbed
@iMajoraGaming10 ай бұрын
literally was not cicero who said that
@UpcycleElectronics5 жыл бұрын
"I came. I saw. I conquered." - ■
@alexvicpaul5 жыл бұрын
Today on history channel: how this square's disagreement with this other square caused a civil war.
@noneyobiz97075 жыл бұрын
veni vidi vici
@deuxpomme97775 жыл бұрын
I square'd
@Jack-jz4ls5 жыл бұрын
@taraldarion25005 жыл бұрын
Wow... I haven't heard the english Version and this just sounds awful. The Latin or German versions are far better in my opinion, the have a shorter rhythm
@sunkist13095 жыл бұрын
Brutus: *savagely murders Cesar wit the boys* The senate: o_o Brutus: ayo Cicero
@BigChimpEnergy5 жыл бұрын
Cracking open a bold one with the boys
@EinFelsbrocken5 жыл бұрын
Stabbing open a crowned one with the bois
@GumGumNika4 жыл бұрын
The last thing that Caesar did on his last night alive was spend hours talking to his wife. Thats kinda sweet.
@hannibalburgers4774 жыл бұрын
They had to do sooner or later since Ceasar was busy seeing other women
@JaredPizza4 жыл бұрын
Now a days he would have just been on Twitter and Instagram pretending that it was time well spent
@funeraltrash99334 жыл бұрын
@@JaredPizza back in the day it was seen as more “normal”. It was a totally different world with different values
@GameyCat4 жыл бұрын
@@funeraltrash9933 ikr talking to your wife is so backwards glad we're out of that hellhole
@alexgoogleplus37794 жыл бұрын
@@GameyCat the barbarity... thankfully we can ignore our significant other now and look at our phones
@DailyDoseOfInternetАй бұрын
Incredible video
@baconeez3Ай бұрын
Did not expect Daily Dose to be watching this
@doopyyyyy2Ай бұрын
hello
@fy.araf19 күн бұрын
I remember watching u back in da days
@tauratrihon14675 жыл бұрын
-Hey, do you want Caesar to die? -I'm the guy who washes the tents of the senate, who are you? -Oh sorry nvm.
@QemeH5 жыл бұрын
They kinda DID ask everyone and their mom, it seems, yeah :D
@divusgaiusjuliuscaesar46575 жыл бұрын
Tauratrihon YT ou sei tu che eri su ‘Armchair Historian Discord’
@tauratrihon14675 жыл бұрын
@@divusgaiusjuliuscaesar4657 Essì zio, grande.
@divusgaiusjuliuscaesar46575 жыл бұрын
Tauratrihon YT 😂
@SuperResnick5 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the amount of characters you presented. Showing a reasonable amount of people involved is perfect.
@miguelmontenegro35205 жыл бұрын
Its interesting how so many men took so much effort to kill him. One missed, another stabbed his friend..
@lcmiracle5 жыл бұрын
@@miguelmontenegro3520 what they say too many cook...
@miguelmontenegro35205 жыл бұрын
@@lcmiracle i know the phrase, but can you make It clear? I happened to forget it XD
@RatafakTehPlachta2 жыл бұрын
I watched the entire series on a movie projector. You absolutely nailed this whole series and your whole channel is amazing. It doesnt feel as cheesy or incomplete as history popularization documentaries, yet the delivery is very clear and understandable, you provide context and disclaimers about some debatable assumptions. Amazing work, charming and witty delivery, more immersive than any movie ever made about Roman history. Bravo dude!
@d.esanchez33517 ай бұрын
The idea of watching this whole series of colored squares moving with basic animation with a guy narrating the life of Julius Caesar for hours in a god-damned projector is the most nerdy thing I've ever read. I hope you had popcorns and soda, cause I definitely will, probably a pizza too. This is the best idea ever... Truly this is an amazing channel and this particular series is probably one of the most enchanting pieces of media I've seen.
@RatafakTehPlachta6 ай бұрын
@@d.esanchez3351 sure had snacks mate, you know i did
@markpock11395 жыл бұрын
Never thought some coloured squares could make me so emotional RIP Caesar
@raintamer81215 жыл бұрын
The Last Mover. Indeed, these little squares invoke all of the emotions of a wonderful story but without having to input all the extra fluff. Like upturned outstretched hands or clothing etc, the important things are plot, characters and motivations, the rest is done by the narrator which is first rate in my books.
@qwertyuiopaaaaaaa75 жыл бұрын
Caesar is clearly the villain of this story. His death was deserved, he was an enemy of Rome.
@ptlemon11015 жыл бұрын
@@qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7 HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME !
@MM-xm5vx5 жыл бұрын
Grimm you must be a Pompeian you don’t belong here
@SocuteRaptor5 жыл бұрын
@@qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7 No, he was a colored square.
@jackgruber78115 жыл бұрын
Whoever says Avengers Endgame was the greatest cinematic buildup of all time clearly isn’t a Historia Civilis subscriber.
@teegamew7664 жыл бұрын
There's no fking build up to Endgame......
@kelvinho24754 жыл бұрын
@@teegamew766 Except maybe like 21 movies in the span of 10 years, many of which are the childhood of an entire generation, that you didn't bother watching and jumped into the conclusion...?
@zyrrhos4 жыл бұрын
Was it wrong of me to giggle at the grown men sniffling in the theater when Tony Stark died? Pure silliness.
@dolphinlover30014 жыл бұрын
Wtf are you talking about? Endgame was bloody awful. I don’t think I have ever seen a worse marvel movie. They had so much to work with and they fucked it up. Does anyone actually think endgame had great cinematic build up??
@staalman12264 жыл бұрын
@@dolphinlover3001 Yes, actually. Apparently it's actually quite good, and even though you might not like it, you're talking about the movie, whereas the "cinematic buildup" refers to the preceding titles in the series, which was quite large and/or great. Of course, I wouldn't know about Endgame, because I haven't watched and probably won't watch it.
@thebrocialist83004 жыл бұрын
Caesar: ‘e tu, my child?’ Brutus: [Proceeds to stab Caesar’s nuts]
@someguy92934 жыл бұрын
Caeser: 'e tu Brutu?' Brutus: *Dagger go Stab, in your nuts*
@gildedpeahen8764 жыл бұрын
a last injustice of humiliation...so sad.
@butterskywalker87854 жыл бұрын
@@gildedpeahen876 it was clearly a power move
@gildedpeahen8764 жыл бұрын
@@butterskywalker8785 yes, its a last emasculation, a last embarrassment, basically a last fuck you. makes me sad.
@victorqwilleran33314 жыл бұрын
@Cliven Longsight never thought of that, but probably played a part.
@andrewc.1045 Жыл бұрын
This is the ideal use of KZbin. In a better world everything worth knowing would get this thorough, brilliantly clear treatment
@jevinliu46585 жыл бұрын
This sounds so much like Ferdinand's assassination in 1914, where everything could and did seem to go wrong, but then it was nothing because the Archduke's driver made a wrong turn.
@FranklinW5 жыл бұрын
There have been tons of assassinations that did go wrong and ended up failing. They only become notable when they somehow do end up working out (and sometimes even when they don't).
@oldrabbit82905 жыл бұрын
20:56 i want to believe that Decimus was trying to test his old friend one last time.. I want to see Decimus secretly hoping that Ceasar would refuse the offer, to prove that Decimus was wrong all the time.. and then Ceasar greedily grabbed the "crown".. "so be it", Decimus thought to himself.. but seriously, it's surprised me that we have that much detail about an assassination that happened 2.000 yrs ago..
@slipslip57205 жыл бұрын
HC once again confirms Plutarch is all he have read. it's only Plutarch who: a) said this was the question, that was to be discussed on the meeting on the ides of march (it wasnt, as Cicero tells us, it should've been about Antonius arguing about Dolabella cos. suf. designation after Caesars departure. there was something wrong with auspicii on the day he was designated, iirc, and Antonius tried to use it in order to get rid of this dude he hated) b) puts this words into Decimus mouth. all other sources just say he convinced Caesar to go and disband the meeting, if he wants so, on his own just not to offend the senators. and, except Plutarch, thats only Suetonius who say there were rumours (whilist not saying true or not) about giving him a title of the king outside Italy, but he also says that it was Lucius Cotta (presumably, Caesars uncle, but his indentity is argued) who shouldve read it out. overall, "bill" is likely the later invention. long story short - it isn't mentioned in Cicero contemporary letters and speeches, which is something unimaginable, if it actually was the case. moreover - when he, Cicero, names the purpose of that meeting in second Philippica, he completely disproves the account of Plutarch. he have both - no reasons to lie there on this particular case and no actual possibility. see, this speech was written in autumn-44, for the people, who KNEW what this senate meeting should've been about. he just couldnt lie to them, for this little lie would've raised big suspicions about other parts of his speech.
@thehobowizard5 жыл бұрын
@@slipslip5720 He didn't say the meeting was actually over the king bill, but that it was a supposedly a secret bill being considered. Cicero would not have known about a fake bill made up on the fly
@oldrabbit82905 жыл бұрын
@@slipslip5720 as thehobowizard said, it was a lie, not an actual, official bill; so it make sense that Cicero didn't record it.. the "king" part was told by Suetonius, who lived 150 yrs after the assassination; in his record, Lucius Cotta proposed that Caesar should be granted the title of "king", due to the prophecy that only a king could defeat Parthia.. so i guess what Decimus said to Ceasar is quite likely a later invention, but given the fact that Ceasar had been called "rex" by the crowd and some important figures (like Mark Antony) before, and the Senate was pretty much under Ceasar control, this lie could still be quite possible..
@slipslip57205 жыл бұрын
fuck, i hate youtube comment interface. i just accidentaly dropped my answer while trying to edit it a bit. okay. here we go again. the "king part" is reported by both Suetonius and Plutarch (Caes., 64 (2)) and it's Plutarchs account this video resembles most. and it's likely a later invention. next. yup, the crowd calling Caesar "rex" after ludi latini (26 January 44 BCE) does actually appear in various primary sources. i dont remember is it to be found in Cicero or not, though. but the fact that it was happenning after the holiday, with huge amount of eyewitnessess, automatically assumes that it wasnt actually much of an open space to lie in propaganda. so, to some extent we can presume this to be true. but what it gives us? nothing. we dont have any clues who this people were, we dont have any clues, were they acting on their own, or was it orchestrated by either Caesar or conspirators. and this Caesars attempt to turn everything into a joke... i aint even gonna talk about the fact, that some sources do connect this episode and the one with dismissal of people's tribunes, also providing us the message, that Caesar accused them of being behind this crowd and attempting to do him harm, for i dont remember, which sources provide this information and therefore i cant tell from the top of my head, is it likely to be true or not. next. when you're talking about Antonius, i assume you mean Lupercalia? welp. this whole performance is one huuuge ambiguity. i mean. at least one of the contemporary sources (Nicolaus of Damascus, whos narrative about Caesars murder seems to be based on lost Historia of Gaius Asinius Pollio, probable eyewitness of this events) tells us Cassius, Casca and some unkonown Licnius, who may or may not be Licinius-conspirator, took huge part in this "crowning". add to this the fact it was a nefasti day. add to this the fact that it was February, when holiday regifugium, exile of king Tarquinius, was celebrated. add to this the legend of Romulus and Remus, that tells us, it was either Lupercalia, or a day or two after it, when king of Alba Longa was killed for abducting Remus (one particular account of some "Butas" quoted by Plutarch goes even as far as telling that the run of luperci resembles the run of Romulus and Remus after killing the king). i mean. it looks like, all things considered, the worst possible day of the worst possible month to either crown youself or to try to refute the rumours about you wanting the crown. but at the same time it makes this day perfect for a provocation. on the senate. yup. Caesar did introduced to the senate lots of his clients, provincial aristoracy and so on. yup, they had the vast majority of voices. but. try to take a look at this whole situation from roman point of view. i mean. you grew up seing kings being dragged in triumphs and then murdered afterwards, knowing lots of them are the puppets of your people, that arent even allowed to enter the city, seeing them being often treated worse than average roman aristocrat. you grew up like this. you have defeated and triumphed over lots of them. and then pufff! - you suddenly wanna became one of them. it doesnt quite come together, you know. PS: and this rumour about Sivil books (aka prophecy) is dismissed and mocked by Cicero. who cant be suspected of being pro-caesarian, so...
@slipslip57205 жыл бұрын
@@thehobowizard but if even Cicero, a contemporary, didnt know about it, how did it happen that Plutarch, who lived and worked 150 years later, have known? the only one plausible explenation, that i see - this whole bill was invented later, probably after Cicero's own death, by a conspirators that clearly needed to justify their actions. as simple, as it is.
@aeglosux5 жыл бұрын
The production values on this are outrageous, even with simple geometry. The music is spot on, as are the dramatic pauses. This was like a good tv series. Thank you so much for this.
@notfranklinroosevelt24704 жыл бұрын
He has a great voice for narration as well. His way of speaking seems more natural than your average documentary, and for me it just draws me in and makes me feel comfortable.
@divusgaiusjuliuscaesar46574 жыл бұрын
Agreed y’all- also I’m not dead
@bluepvp9004 жыл бұрын
This channel is great, but what's this 'good tv series' that you refer to?
@uri_9158.4 жыл бұрын
Prob something like HBO's Rome.
@staalman12264 жыл бұрын
@@bluepvp900 I believe they're saying that this series has the quality to be considered as a good TV series, which I'd agree with. So not to any one series, specifically. At least that's my interpretation.
@christosvoskresye2 жыл бұрын
0:52 "[Caesar] issued Cassius a full and complete pardon." In a later video, you complain about how cruel Octavian was to his defeated enemies. This might be the reason. Don't underestimate how stories like Cassius' ingratitude can become a lesson. The Japanese took a similar lesson from the leniency shown to Yoritomo.
@omegacardboard58342 жыл бұрын
Octavian did actually show mercy to quite a few people, it was mainly just the conspirators and non-roman enemies who he was ruthless with.
@segfault-2 жыл бұрын
@@omegacardboard5834 forcing tiberius to remarry and having caesarian murdered were pretty pretty moves though imo
@ManiacalClone2 жыл бұрын
@@segfault- sure but you can't just let a direct son of Caesar live if you're supposed to be Caesar's heir. It's brutal, but I doubt Caesar wouldn't have done the same if in Octavian's shoes
@LuizAlexPhoenix Жыл бұрын
@@segfault- If anything those were the most obvious threats to his power. Dick moves if he was a normal person, just the cost of daily bussiness for a princeps.
@AniTube-ds8uz Жыл бұрын
@@ManiacalClone But even if he were Caesar's son, how could he ever prove it? And who in the Senate would even allow such a claim, given their fear of upsetting Octavian? Besides, even if Octavian didn't kill Caesarion, what purpose would he have served anyway? It's not like he would automatically inherit the greatness of Julius Caesar just because of his lineage. He probably would have ended up joining Cleopatra's Greek allies and living a life of luxury, unless he harbored ambitious plans. But even if he did, convincing Roman legions, whose wealth came from the state controlled by Octavian, to leave and join him would have been nearly impossible. They wouldn't risk another civil war and the loss of more loved ones just to enthrone an Egyptian king based on claims made by an Egyptian queen they despised and a "traitor" like Antony, who was willing to give away Roman-conquered regions to her. The Romans wouldn't have rallied behind Caesarion, even if he were genuinely Caesar's son, and risk undoing the Pax Romana, the Roman peace, established by Augustus. Moreover ignoring the Will of Caesar himself, who knew he had a son with Cleopatra, yet still chose Octavian as his heir. No chance. I understand why Octavian did what he did, and even if Caesarion had survived, he likely wouldn't have amounted to nothing more than a wealthy man with "powerful" allies, living under the thumb of the Caesars. But maybe Augustus just didn't want to deal with headache and just did away with him similarly to how he got rid of the governor of Egypt when he built a statue of himself after being declared Imperator by his legions. Just not worth the trouble.
@tustc39804 жыл бұрын
Actually caesar's last words translated were, "And not you, Tribune Aquila?"
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme20464 жыл бұрын
Very underrated comment
@bzqp24 жыл бұрын
lol
@joeynelson97614 жыл бұрын
I heard a different translation that more like "have you ran this past Tribune Aquila first?" XD
@silentjd68363 жыл бұрын
You win
@LegitSiForNow3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to think his last words were, "..and you, Brutus?..and not you, Tribune Aquila?"
@JCRS925 жыл бұрын
That moment when calling in sick can literally save your life AND your job.
@baldwinslab5 жыл бұрын
Júlio Requião too bad Caesar’s wife didn’t make an appointment for him to see a dermatologist.
@lhaviland86025 жыл бұрын
9/11
@pixelprincess95 жыл бұрын
Look up "Larry Silverstein"
@gidmichigan17655 жыл бұрын
Brutus: Once Caesar is gone, everything will be easier. *Starts a civil war*
@DanishCamp5 жыл бұрын
lul
@jackj98165 жыл бұрын
The rest of the senate “ well that escalated quickly “
@holapete26825 жыл бұрын
How should have ended Julius Caesar: I am the SENATE! Brutus: Not yet. Julius Caesar: It's treason, then. *_AAAAAGGGGHHHH_*
@notfreeman1776 Жыл бұрын
Decimus lie being ultimetly a question of wether Caesar wanted to be the king is very poetic actually, had he said no he would have lived
@KoeSeer5 жыл бұрын
moral of the story: when your atheist wife start believing in bad signs from her dream, you probably should really listen.
@ΜαρκοςΚωτσιας5 жыл бұрын
Exactly like the bad dreams of the wife of another roman official 'stuck in a thankless administrative job in Syria' like Cassius was supposed to: Pontius Pilatus.
@DanishCamp5 жыл бұрын
The Writers wrote the divine intervention
@theproplady5 жыл бұрын
(tips fedora)
@KoeSeer5 жыл бұрын
@@ΜαρκοςΚωτσιας but does his indecisiveness for executing jesus is his reason to be transferred to wasteland region called Syria?
@alexanderstrickland90365 жыл бұрын
KoeSeer Syria, a wasteland??? That was literally one of the most profitable regions. Probably second to egypt. There’s a reason Crassus took Syria as his bribe.
@bearcatben47625 жыл бұрын
This feels like a comedy of coincidences that then turns to tragedy
@GerackSerack5 жыл бұрын
Tragedy? The tragedy is that Caesar didn't get 60 kicks in the groin! The tyrant is finally dead.
@TheWimmse5 жыл бұрын
Thats what they thought too thats why they started speaking greek.
@EggheadsGuide5 жыл бұрын
One of the significant differences between Shakspeare comedies and tragedies was the body count.
@johnnygreenface5 жыл бұрын
@@EggheadsGuide that's what a comedy is. A happy ending
@Destructo545555 жыл бұрын
@@GerackSerack When a Tyrant is loved by the people is he really a tyrant? and well killing him achieved nothing but making someone else emperor and a bit of a civil war so eh
@Tustin21214 жыл бұрын
Caesar to Brutus: “You too, my child?” This, with the context that Brutus was basically a son to him via his mistress, makes the whole thing more poignant...
@LeviForWaifu3 жыл бұрын
It's why it was such a good subject for Shakespeare Very dramatic, you wouldn't believe it realistic would it not be what actually hapoened
@jmiquelmb3 жыл бұрын
It seems that "Et tu, Brute?" Is a Shakespearean invention. It looks very dramatic, but not the most normal thing to say while being stabbed in the ribs. He probably couldn't even breath
@brandonclark4353 жыл бұрын
Nah, more like "You finally did something! Yay!" Dies.
@zmanthepanda3 жыл бұрын
It's actually very sad when you think about it...
@r4kung3 жыл бұрын
what came to my mind is that perhaps Brutus wasn't so happy about the relationship between his mom and Caesar and that is why he gave Caesar the groin stab as extra revenge. Keep in mind, Caesar divorced 2 times. Instead of marrying his mistress, Brutus' mom, who was free to marry, he always chose other women. Perhaps this took a toll on her, and her suffering in return took a toll on Brutus. Stab to the groin symbolising Brutus' anger of Caesar's lustful nature perhaps. That's my idea
@StuGLyfe2 жыл бұрын
The more I learn about these Romans, the more I realize that it's a miracle that we've made it this far.
@DibbzTV Жыл бұрын
Oh for sure. Human history in general is like that, it’s ridiculous
@monicarenee7949 Жыл бұрын
I always find it funny when people talk about how culture is violent now, as if it hasn’t been that way through history, even worse
@falconeshield Жыл бұрын
There had to be something in the water considering Nero later
@BrandonBDN Жыл бұрын
The invention shown in your profile picture should be enough to realise that. The fact that we had to waste human ingenuity on a solution to a problem that we created purely for death is astoundingly disappointing.
@@hopkinsonhoppyxd8080 It's like when I seized power from the Directoire
@belisarius69495 жыл бұрын
Conspirators: "We have finally brought back the Republic!" Lepidus, Marc and Octavian: *"ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES"*
@hopkinsonhoppyxd80805 жыл бұрын
Napoleon Bonaparte l'Empreur de la Francois waaaait a minute. Who’s the real emperor and who us Napoleon the third?
@Dover9395 жыл бұрын
the angel from my nightmare
@Borderose5 жыл бұрын
Cassius: "Fine. No purges." Octavian: "Hahah! I don't think so, buddy."
@teegamew7664 жыл бұрын
REKT!!!
@jiffylou984 жыл бұрын
The doctor’s proscription: *multiple stab wounds*
@ericnetterville21082 жыл бұрын
As I continue to watch videos on KZbin, I realize more and more that this may be my favorite video (history or otherwise) on this site. The narration, the music, it's all perfectly done in my mind.
@burakates20365 жыл бұрын
Brutus: "Congratulations Cicero, you've regained your liberty!" Octavian: "Hold my wine!"
@VanVelding5 жыл бұрын
"What about making Marc Antony our leader?" "Nah." "What about Cicero?" "Nah." "What about Caesar?" "In our plot to kill Julius Caesar?" "You can't deny he's a strong leader."
@merrittanimation77215 жыл бұрын
“I want to argue with you, but I can’t”
@ronrozen21055 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a monty Python sketch. "What Caesar ever did for us?"
@SMAXZO5 жыл бұрын
@@ronrozen2105 "Well, beat the Gauls, actually set foot in Britain, beat the Gauls again, beat Egypt...and beat the Optimates." "Well, aside from that"
@VanVelding5 жыл бұрын
@@ronrozen2105 My exact thought. I can hear John Cleese saying, "Julius Caesar IS the greatest leader in Roman history! But you can't put him in charge of the plot to kill *Julius Caesar*!"
@fristnamelastname55495 жыл бұрын
Juilus Ceaser: *Exists* Also Juilus Ceaser: I am about to end this man's whole.
@theblueknight97465 жыл бұрын
The statue of pompey should have been a giant orange square lol.
@mukduk3334 жыл бұрын
The Blue Knight a giant light orange square
@jameshugo58914 жыл бұрын
i forgot it was pompey coz it wasnt an orange square. i was like "statue of who?"
@fuzzydunlop79284 жыл бұрын
What a missed opportunity. lol
@chaos-ivy4 жыл бұрын
I totally agree haha
@bearxbunny18354 жыл бұрын
And a overly obvious attempt to hide baldness with the most RIDICULOUS comb over anyone has ever seen
@Sokx412 жыл бұрын
What is so surprising to me is the amount of detail about this conspiracy that survived and that is known today.
@dubiousdevil95723 жыл бұрын
Man this video gave me chills. Caesar was so close to uncovering the conspiracy, there were so many hints, and even a scroll given to him spilling the beans, yet by some odd coincidence it wasnt revealed, hell the meeting was even cancelled entirely but Caesar was convinced to go anyways. Almost makes me believe in fate lol. It's like Caesar knew something was up as well, but ignored it. Jesus Christ
@geordiejones56183 жыл бұрын
I think for sure he knew what was happening. But a combination of maybe taking on too much at once and just the slog of YEARS of warfare and stress... i think he knew what he was doing was terrible for Rome as political state, but he felt like he deserved it and if anyone truly wanted rid of him, he wasnt going to make it impossible to kill him. I think part of him sacrificed himself for his own sins, and because he knew better than anyone that Rome was broken and if it wasn't him on top for years, it was gonna be someone else.
@dubiousdevil95723 жыл бұрын
@@geordiejones5618 I disagree with part of that. I don't think he sacrificed himself for any sins (sins being figurative since Christianity wasn't a thing yet). I think he fully believed he was the best person for Rome and I think he though what other people were doing was harmful to Rome as a political state. I kind of think he just thought that he was untouchable towards the end and knew people hated him and wanted him dead but maybe thought that nobody would actually challenge him.
@JornadoTV3 жыл бұрын
There are some theories that mention how Caesar knew the assassination was happening, but he was suffering from early signs of Dementia. He saw the assassination as a better end to his reign, as opposed to deteriorating and ending a 'miserable man'. This way his image would always remain that of the ultimate leader until his assassination.
@thomaswalsh45523 жыл бұрын
Not Christ, Caesar! *crickets*
@theeclectic29193 жыл бұрын
Actually, Jesus Christ is a made up character who is based on Julius Caesar and the Caesars that followed.
@jy3n25 жыл бұрын
Cicero: "And people said I was being over-dramatic when I wore armor on the Senate floor."
@elenatroiae5 жыл бұрын
the man who sleeps with a gladius is a fool every day but one..
@OdintheGermanShepherd5 жыл бұрын
Cataline was a savage!!
@S-Asker5 жыл бұрын
@@elenatroiae that is a great quote, mind me stealing it?
@elenatroiae5 жыл бұрын
Scott Asker go ahead
@S-Asker5 жыл бұрын
@@elenatroiae lovely, thank you very much.
@L_M1855 жыл бұрын
Senate: yeah no more Caesar Octavian: you can call me Augustus... Augustus Caesar
@louiscyfer69445 жыл бұрын
Luke Morath idiot, octavius' name was caesar after caesar adopted him. augustus was his title, awarded to him in 27 b.c. by the senate.
@xedillian32875 жыл бұрын
@@louiscyfer6944 wooooosh
@Tanth19825 жыл бұрын
/r wooooosh even
@louiscyfer69445 жыл бұрын
RuleofVicus why do you think that?
@harukrentz435 Жыл бұрын
Cant believe its been 3 years since this masterpiece was released. I remember eagerly waiting for episode of Caesar's death to come for a year, and you did NOT disappoint.
@TheShadowOfMars5 жыл бұрын
The cry "This is violence!" referred to his sacrosanct-body status, making it a capital crime to inflict any violence upon him.
@franciscomm76755 жыл бұрын
Honestly, i believe caesar said "casca, what are you doing?". After all, Casca was a childhood friend of caesar, so he must have shocked that Casca was trying to kill him.
@Jthomas-gg9pi5 жыл бұрын
Enclave Soldier I mean yeah at worst he would become king but he would be gone for a few years anyway and Octavian just becomes emperor eventually either way but this way involves less violence (in the empire)
@ShardNetwork5 жыл бұрын
A part of me is asking, "How many time travelers tried to save Julius Caesar's life that day?"
@TheBacknblack925 жыл бұрын
It's a shame we never got that ending. I feel like caesar wouldve conquered until he couldnt anymore. Maybe making it all the way north into Germany. Dacia wouldve fallen under caesar instead of under crassus the younger. You wouldve still had a dictator for life but he was much more forgiving than augustus. Maybe his successors dont misinterpret what augustus did and maybe they dont kill everyone who looks at them funny. Maybe rome expands north and are never threatened at those frontiers in the future. Maybe rome never falls and instead becomes a united europe that just goes through periodic internal upheavals. Maybe roman colonies in Germany turn into future cities like they did in Britain with london Maybe the dark ages (misnomer i know) never happen Does anyone really believe he wouldve stopped at dacia? Or maybe caesar spreads too far too fast and rome cracks under the weight causing it to fall centuries earlier expediting the dark ages. Rome falls early so there is no spread of christianity and there is no byzantine empire. Without that influence islam never spawns. The entirety of europe and the middle east would be different. We would all speak a different language entirely probably. If he eventually invaded and conquered Germany wed all be speaking latin. If rome broke under its weight or lost then wed all be speaking some form of celtic or brittanic since the roman influence wouldve never taken hold in britain. The entire language would have evolved different The world would be completely different from the one we know. A time traveler might sit and think about it for a bit before realizing it's one of those events you dont touch
@markpock11395 жыл бұрын
Artemodorus could've been one
@NickB-md1oy5 жыл бұрын
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@lukecreed57675 жыл бұрын
Eh, I mean, at the end Caesar's assassination only delayed the inevitable. The days of the Republic were over.
@mayanboricua5 жыл бұрын
@@lukecreed5767 Yes, but it was the start of the mighty Roman EMPIRE.
@Kyle_Schaff4 жыл бұрын
Never has there been a moment in human history that’s more emblematic of a group project in school than the assassination of Caesar.
@kylepena89083 жыл бұрын
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@kristenswanson58193 жыл бұрын
😆😆 perfect
@generalobi-wankenobi27583 жыл бұрын
90 conspirators 23 wounds 5 wounds when he was actually alive 1 fatal wound bruh
@shralam-h5v2 жыл бұрын
The entire thing is just ridiculously cinematic, with all the near misses of the conspiracy being nullified or discovered and then the final scene with Caesar dying beneath the statue of Pompey
@cageybee72215 жыл бұрын
*slams papers on desk* "23 STAB WOUNDS!" "Didn't want to leave him a chance did you?!"
@junkbucket505 жыл бұрын
Lol I thought of the exact same thing
@jacoborr77365 жыл бұрын
RIP the little red square that could. Killed for could-ing too much.
@tonidabaeen5 жыл бұрын
Jacob Orr this man, you’ve cracked me up
@Brett7335 жыл бұрын
LOL
@brunoenzo165 жыл бұрын
*Next video* Assassins: "WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC?"
@TexasViking_INFP-t_5w45 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kilpatrickkirksimmons50165 жыл бұрын
Lmfao. In a thread full of great comments, this might be the best
@the_rover15 жыл бұрын
also assassins: 'AND WHY IS THERE A HEALTH BAR ABOVE CAESAR'S HEAD?!?'
@mikaelm53675 жыл бұрын
Aw wait it's just an 18 year old kid... Wait, why isn't the boss music stopping? His health bar is 70 years!?!
@Borderose5 жыл бұрын
@@mikaelm5367 Considering Octavian was known to be sickly, his long-life must've come as a surprise.
@BboyFever3 жыл бұрын
Wow. Thank you for this amazing series on Caesar's life. I binge watched it like a TV series. Seriously. This should be made into a proper series for television.
@aca347 Жыл бұрын
HBO's Rome is pretty good.
@AniTube-ds8uz Жыл бұрын
@@aca347 No it isn't. The show is over-hyped as shit. The moment they had Octavian hook up with his literal sister it went downhill from there. I think people are just desperate for a series on Caesar they just accepted the shitty version HBO gave us.
@ctrlaltrepeat2453 жыл бұрын
Its so sad Biggus Dickus never got to see his friend again
@as7river3 жыл бұрын
Aren't you mixing dates?
@matthewharbour62763 жыл бұрын
@@as7river Biggus Dickus stretched through the times
@ralphhaddad79203 жыл бұрын
He had a wife you know...
@StealthySpace73 жыл бұрын
That wasn’t Caesar, that was Pilate
@BatCostumeGuy3 жыл бұрын
What is more sad that Sempronius Longus died before he could see Ceaser concur Gaul.
@fenrir63365 жыл бұрын
Seeing this in my recommended was the realest moment of 2019
@sarkovlight67685 жыл бұрын
Idk why this came to my recommended so damn late
@fenrir63365 жыл бұрын
@@sarkovlight6768 The vids are unlisted and given to Patrons first
@DwRockett5 жыл бұрын
Crusader Kings 3 and Historia Civilis on the same day? Truly a blessed day for history nerds across the globe
@malte2915 жыл бұрын
The season finale of "Enpera: roma no chikara" really was the best out of all 23 episodes imo.
@DeSaxofoonVanPeter5 жыл бұрын
Recommended? That's a weird way to spell 'notifications'
@thisrandomdude28804 жыл бұрын
"Ah shit, I should have seen this coming" -🟥 This homeboy, probably.
@planetkc3 жыл бұрын
Glorious.
@Caercutta303 жыл бұрын
So accurate!
@CowMaam3 жыл бұрын
“lol ur dead bro” -🟦
@bl1tz5333 жыл бұрын
"did ya mum " - 🟥
@sheldon-cooper2 жыл бұрын
"Good day gentlemen, I'm here to change the world" 🟪 this guy probably
@promnightdumpsterbaby9553 Жыл бұрын
This is one of your best vids. It's highly elaboritive,has great background music,and manages to put the viewer through use of little blocks into the story. You sir are an artist.
@TheAdmirableAdmiral3 жыл бұрын
Its fascinating that they all just sat there as Casca was struggling with Ceasar. It's almost like they all knew the gravity of the situation and new how monumentous it was and no one wanted to be the one to get all the blame. Its telling that he had to appeal to his brother to get someone to finally step in.
@landoakechi94063 жыл бұрын
Showing us that politicians are cowards
@bentonrp3 жыл бұрын
Yes, it's almost like "C'mon, Trebonius! We're family! Maybe everyone else can leave me hanging, but You Can't!" I bet a lot of the other uninformed Senators were just watching for two minutes and thinking, "Oh, this is going to be good!" not knowing the full weight of the situation or that many around them had plans and daggers and gladiators involved.
@powfoot49463 жыл бұрын
i was at a party a few weeks ago, everyone knew each other. a fight was about to break out and there was atlwst 10-15 people within a metre of it and no one stepped in to stop it. its kinda hard to realise when to step in you get froze in shock
@alexpaulyoungthemuso39373 жыл бұрын
Imagine sitting in near the back of the area he was assassinated and witnessing it in its entirety The sounds he would have made might have been inaudible to witnesses during the scuffle Would've been extremely bloody
@rbrucerye2 жыл бұрын
One of the earliest examples of the bystander effect
@Bram065 жыл бұрын
Brutus to Cicero: DO NOT RESIST. YOU ARE BEING LIBERATED.
@DanyIsDeadChannel3135 жыл бұрын
And Cicero died because of this. R.I.P Cicero your highness
@plutarchvonpluto64395 жыл бұрын
Caesar: wants to get up from his golden throne **You can't fast travel when enemies are nearby.**
@legion9995 жыл бұрын
Sic semper etc
5 жыл бұрын
@Mr. P. Enis A certain nation? I think you meant every nation ever. That has been the excuse of every nation since nations have existed. That or the need to destroy some evil foreign entity. Sometimes it's more truthful than others, though, to be fair.
@savvageorge5 жыл бұрын
Cicero to Trebonius (another conspirator) in a letter: "How I could wish that you had invited me to that most glorious banquet on the Ides of March". He wanted Anthony dead as well but Anthony assassinated Cicero in the end.
@brandonveltre83265 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine that conversation between Caesar and a nervous Cassius. It'd be like a Key and Peele short with an oblivious Caesar high on his own success while Cassius sweats profusely with the occasional nod. Complete with Caesar making coincidental stab puns and imagery to add to Cassius's anxiety.
@SteveGamesFTW5 жыл бұрын
BRO, this idea is perfect for a Key and Peele plot. It's unfortunate they don't make skits anymore.
@Ζήνων-ζ1ι5 жыл бұрын
This is genius. We all need this
@psabdul5 жыл бұрын
Caesar: These logistics problems got me on the EDGE Cassius: *gulp* Caesar: What's if we get a SLICE of it? Cassius: *sweating* Caesar: I mean can't we just CUT our losses? Cassius: *biting his toga* Caesar: Show me the number, let me take a STAB at it?
@NameOfTheChannel2 жыл бұрын
As a long time viewer this journey was amazing. Seeing Caesar starting out as a senator up to his death. While we may never know how his next conquests would play out (perhaps they would lead to quicker fall of Rome, who knows) i feel like his whole life was still complete in every sense of this word. Conquesting lots of new land, engaging in tons of hard fought battles, with the only enemy he could not truly defeat being the Rome itself. While of course he could read conspiracy letter, not attend the senate etc. it all didn't truly matter, because his death would leave a lasting legacy behind even shortly after conquesting the Gaul. The rest of the journey this absolute legend crossed is just like fuckton of delicious cherries on top.
@swaggyeggs Жыл бұрын
The man was a dictator... killing the whole of France just so he could be the leader in Rome
@cshaffer18475 жыл бұрын
Puts 60 daggers on the counter. "do you think this is enough to kill a man?" Cashier: "yeah, that ought to do it." *looks at camera
@poe_slaw4 жыл бұрын
first of all, where did that come from, and second of all, no there wasn’t. there was literally the opposite of the 2nd amendment. the entire city center was a no-weapons zone.
@meatiesogarcia64784 жыл бұрын
Please, don't Jim the camera.
@adnkd21844 жыл бұрын
poe_slaw lmao americans man
@gabrielpeterson20794 жыл бұрын
@@poe_slaw the city center but what about common areas which the seller would assume.
@divusgaiusjuliuscaesar46574 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Peterson POMERIUM, POMERIUM POMERIUM POMERIUM. Roman philosophy was on the basis that you know, the armies and professionals would do the fighting