The Lord Taketh Away

This is just a goofy scenario. If you debate religion under this you're dumb. "Oh yeah, I changed my religious beliefs after reading a youtube comments section," said no one ever.
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[@mxjuno1998]

the fact that doobus has a paper mario style house while wahbus has a warioware style house is such good attention to detail.

[@absolutezerochill2700]

huh? yes, i know Wabbus is based off wario, but the joke is that they're shaped like their heads, not necessarily a nintendo reference

[@mxjuno1998]

@@absolutezerochill2700 no i mean like wahbus' house is very similar to wario's house, with the antennas and stuff for example

[@Goat_0036]

​@@absolutezerochill2700 they probabli know i still want to belive there right because the vídeo were gwobus dwobus first appears was with the captions "i have a rival now (totally not wario)"

[@seanmcloughlin5983]

I was thinking more the houses in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon red/blue rescue team But yeah Mario too for people who aren’t massive nerds

[@jjwflightexez5116]

Also a reference to Mario taking livers can be made

[@spicy1615]

"The Lord giveth and the God taketh away!" -Goofy

[@DoobusGoobus]

I quoted that bit for like years, I needed to make a tribute.

[@MayoTheNnaise]

​@@DoobusGoobus lol

[@MayoTheNnaise]

​@@DoobusGoobus Dude JT screwloose in the comments is unsubing for the bit! Who knows how many people that will start unsubing

[@spicy1615]

@@DoobusGoobus I, too, think of that quote and giggle to myself

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

It's originally from Hiob in the bible, who apologized after God told him it's nonsense :D

[@chance713]

"He already has a billion subscribers!" was the best line 😂

[@nikoskonstantinidis4069]

his the chosen one who can beat cocomelon

[@RoughThief]

He's losing them at an alarming rate, though. He probably should have taught his disciples not to take children's innocence.

[@thatoneanimefan477]

technically he has 8 billion subscribers

[@RoughThief]

@@thatoneanimefan477 Definitely not. Even if you put together all monotheistic religions as one, that is still nowhere near the 8 billion world population.

[@thebucketheadgaming]

*"WHAT THE FU-"*

[@CasperdaGreat]

“HE ALREADY HAS A BILLION SUBSCRIBERS” was probably the best line in this entire video

[@robertwoods3871]

That split second frame of Wabus' house was the funniest part

[@yagomizuma2275]

Also there is foreshadowing in the house shape

[@ryisdapper6800]

My man fully designed an entire house exterior for a single shot that lasts less than a second. Gotta love the effort that Doobus puts into his videos.

[@mitchelltague3674]

WA-

[@quar_0]

"wa"

[@toonscapeanimations6459]

0:45

[@AceW.Kermitcat]

Alright, we all applaud this guy for his voices and comedy, but now, I’d like for all of you to take appreciation that most (not all of) his videos have captions. You will not be disappointed.

[@IstasPumaNevada]

Aha! Thank you. :)

[@the_gaming_wisp1778]

Time to watch every single one of Doobus' videos again

[@voidwalker5784]

You! You deserve a gold star! You are officially my Favorite person today

[@ineedabettername1282]

@@the_gaming_wisp1778 trust me, it's the best decision ever

[@AceW.Kermitcat]

@@voidwalker5784 aww, thanks pal!

[@ThePorpleSlimeG]

Doobus bringing back old characters that only the older subscribers/followers of his channel would know is charming

[@dogymacdogface.478]

yeah its the best

[@IceFox09]

WABUS DWABUS

[@HunterTracks]

Meanwhile, me who binged all of his videos the other day: yeah, sure....

[@toastedprocastinator]

ikr

[@rigboy1234]

Our Lord Wabus has come back to feed us

[@mr.l3992]

*And so Doobus did the most logical thing, became a JRPG protagonist and went on a quest to challenge God*

[@Algernonab]

Now I'm imagining Goobus with Demi-Fiend tats.

[@TheColdfrontCommander]

Looks like he finally got to be a dentist after all

[@Roxsleyimpfromhell]

Makes me think about GOW games, why? X)

[@mr.l3992]

@@Roxsleyimpfromhell Because fighting Gods are pretty normal in video games.

[@Roxsleyimpfromhell]

@@mr.l3992 That's a thing I cannot deny, mate.

[@anth636]

As a Christian, I find this very inoffensive, very relatable, and made my day better! Good day sir!

[@P-nk-m-na]

i hope you find a replacement liver

[@KRBrickBot]

It's just literal humor.

[@jthunderboldt]

agreed

[@oranjaglad8648]

Same

[@WGY_Games]

As a Christian, this is a God Moment™

[@loziclec.1295]

Well you know sometimes the Lord giveth too. Just yesterday he gave me a liver out of nowhere. I didn't even need one and now I've got an extra. It's rules. Thanks, Lord!

[@IstasPumaNevada]

I got one too. It would be nice if The Almighty had installed it themselves, rather than flinging it at the windshield of my car while I was driving down the highway, but you know, beggars can't be choosers.

[@yourl0calcrazyp3rson83]

Well now I know where that giant green house that fell on top of my car came from.

[@MedicineMan]

That’s where my liver went! Give it back!

[@Hannah-uw2yj]

this comment made me genuinely laugh out loud.

[@jerichooblivion5406]

Guys help me this hand decended from the clouds, dropped a weirdly head-shaped house on top of me and screamed "You're welcome" I'm trapped, all of my bones are broken, what have I done to deserve this

[@Blackarooni]

The lines "I see what's going on here; the Lord hath taketh away." And "Yeah he actually took my liver last week." "And you just let him?" "Yeah, I did it on the basis that he can just make me unexist." Are the single best lines in this bit

[@seeincn4044]

fun fact: if removed properly it can be split and grow back.

[@greensonickid3304]

The fact Goobus drew Dwabus and Dwibble's house for a scene that last half a second is amazing

[@GentlemanGoop]

Imagine we all just unsubscribe for a day and commit to the bit.

[@GentlemanGoop]

I'm unsubing for a day, the rest of y'all know what to do.

[@goldenpig6453]

on it boss

[@TinTin-qg4tz]

I'd hope for all of us to follow in your footsteps.

[@ryanweeks6118]

@@GentlemanGoop hell yes

[@imaginator5418]

Yes

[@TundraShard]

I like how he designed an entire house for Dwabus just to have it in for a couple frames

[@Nae_ex]

Maybe those backgrounds will be reused in another animations

[@dioplays3463]

Ok. "God having a billion subscribers" joke got me.

[@davidthecommenter]

one of my favorite tropes of all time is a cartoon character's house being shaped exactly like them

[@goomb8153]

Don’t let goobus distract you from the fact that God is playing parrapa the rappa on a pizza tower monitor

[@DeadSparkMan]

On a PS5 no less, talk about overkill

[@High-Sound-Djs]

Ikr

[@Ironknuckle100]

Good to see the former store owner, after conceding ownership to Lord Pooh-Bear, has found a new path in life as a man of God. Still has that slick Wisconsin accent too.

[@krzysiekkaminski6702]

As a Christian myself, I can confirm, that God is always taking all the good stuff. This is my 50th phone this week.

[@HUNTER-xi3fd]

@@AntiAzovIndividual Dude can you just not understand jokes?

[@ellocodiablo]

@@AntiAzovIndividual Your audacity here is remarkable, and if it's satire it failed to land. Unless it was meant to troll, but if you truly believe everything you said then you really need professional help and should talk to someone about your delusions of grandeur.

[@tickleme5511]

​@@AntiAzovIndividual You must be fun at parties

[@Sewblon]

The book of Job as read by Doobus Goobus.

[@jamesswearengin5182]

"He already has a billion subscribers " -I'm Dead

[@Astro_The_Man]

It's the lords couch now

[@borisganev2138]

Woah, you copy pasted his joke. Damn, you are a true comedy genius. 😐

[@TonyBamboozle]

​@@borisganev2138 Yeah, who does Astro think he is, the Lord?

[@Kingpencam]

@@borisganev2138 Woah you just pointed out he copy-pasted his joke. Damn, you're a true comedy genius.

[@Astro_The_Man]

@@borisganev2138 It's the lords joke now

[@0cheeseburga]

I feel like Mr. Goobus is having more fun making the captions than animating at this point

[@jakehamilton4053]

“HE ALREADY HAS A BILLION SUBSCRIBERS WTF-“ Made me laugh more then I should have

[@dripd-rat5508]

The lord yeeteths and the lord yoinkeths away. -Da Bible

[@TimothySHaddad]

I like that the store owner became a priest after giving away his business to Pooh

[@helwrecht1637]

I imagine Doobus thought of the God took his subscribers joke and worked backwards

[@valmid5069]

*Props to Goobus for the great efforts to get these jokes from the Cambodian temples and comedy from Ohio*

[@uuytk]

In french, liver is prononced exactly as "faith". Which makes it even better to have the lord take away your faith

[@HUNTER-xi3fd]

@@AntiAzovIndividual Why did you censor French? also how is his opinion biased? also His "Which makes it even better to have the lord take away your faith" means it is more funny if you think of it in that way

[@legocontrollerjr]

I once forgot to put a dollar in the collection box and God took my Nintendo 64... and my liver.

[@AmusedWalrus]

Damn Doobus, you're so funny AND handsome, I can't believe you don't already have a billion subscribers.

[@ambrose1724]

Are you implying Doobus may ascend to godhood? I'm here for that

[@spider-man9118]

@@ambrose1724 Ayo?

[@SetSeth-yl6ke]

Thats because God took those subscribers

[@Danny4bidden]

I like to imagine Doobus live in a Sitcom neighborhood full of head-shaped Houses.

[@YourBuddyBrady]

This is so unrealistic. For some reason Sony decided YOU CAN'T PLAY PARAPPA THE RAPPER ON THE PLAYSTATION GOSH DARN 5!

[@thestateofdelaware8057]

I can’t believe goobus is bringing back old characters on his quest for the B R I C K

[@ryebananabread7843]

The rage at the end sounds so genuine lmao

[@misterzygarde6431]

Doobus when he’s able to get his stuff back: Thanks Satan

[@gavine2363]

underrated comment😂

[@Alduin_el_Compadre]

"Your Liver is mine, sayeth the Lord"

[@Hershewed]

As a Christian this is the funniest take I’ve seen in a while lmao

[@cykehrein9075]

I love how the closed captions has “an ignorant fool” “the fool suffers” 0:02

[@sigilbreaker2628]

There's actually a book in the Bible about this, the Book of Job. A lot of people end up misunderstanding the book of Job when they first read it. CS Lewis also has a good book on this sort of stuff called the Problem of Pain.

[@spider-man9118]

@tyty20 we have evidence that the Bible isn’t an omnibus of fables, if you’re interested

[@plagueday5395]

​@tyty20 Here Is one that didn't understood It.

[@UnofficiallySami]

Always hate it when the Lord takes away my belongings, glad to see more very relatable content! Oh yeah, I changed my religious beliefs after reading a youtube comments section. If the Internet says it, it must be true.

[@misterpupet]

What do you believe in now?

[@soygibg1021]

@@misterpupet WE HAVE LIED STOLEN LOOKED PREVERSELY AND USED GODS NAME IN VAIN SO REPENT AND TRUST IN CHRIST FOR HE SAVED U HELL ON THE CROSS

[@soygibg1021]

WE HAVE LIED STOLEN LOOKED PREVERSELY AND USED GODS NAME IN VAIN SO REPENT AND TRUST IN CHRIST FOR HE SAVED U HELL ON THE CROSS

[@UnofficiallySami]

That, I guess.

[@miguelatkinson]

​@@soygibg1021 can you stop shouting

[@edgarcastaneda2207]

i LOVE that Wabus is appering in more videos now,good for him,he deserve it

[@vertex8863]

Im not gonna lie Doobus he does have a Ps5 and a liver collection we might just stay up here.

[@suspectv322]

This is surprisingly the most lore heavy video do far😂

[@tashibalampkin8555]

0:20 The voice acting of "What happened to my PS5!" was excellent.

[@Uncle-Jay]

Guys, this has been the most Doobus has uploaded in awhile, I think we need to keep him on the hook for awhile.

[@thatoneanimefan477]

The Lord would never do that, but still the split second Wabus and his house was hilarious

[@Earoist]

Unless he made a bet with Satan.

[@thatoneanimefan477]

@@Earoist he would not make a bet with satan (that shitty fucking dumbass bitch goat asshole dickhead)

[@sator2766]

​@@thatoneanimefan477hey don't swear at him he's trying his best :(

[@thatoneanimefan477]

​@@sator2766he is the father of sin wtf do you mean??

[@sator2766]

@@thatoneanimefan477 he's just a goofy guy

[@SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

-The lord giveth, and- the lord taketh away

[@Real_Snorlax]

I hope the lord taketh your internet connection and then never gives it back

[@spider-man9118]

@@Real_Snorlax now, we don’t want to wish that sort of pain on him, right?

[@surpdawurp9265]

Why is Christian Walter White talking to sentient broccoli?

[@shadybadger7896]

Love the cut to Wabus' house for added insult to injury

[@insert_name_here8743]

God has never felt doing a little trolling and tomfoolery, now he has, and he cant stop doing it.

[@jaime_niloo]

The fact that Goobus has 1/1000 of all the subscribers god has is still remarkable if you ask me

[@aliceroberts5928]

I changed my religous beliefs after I read this KZbin comments section

[@ytuberrRolid397]

oh, how so?

[@talismanne]

That's so dumb though, why?

[@aliceroberts5928]

@@talismanne Read the description of the video.

[@Ahmed-qi6sm]

Is it a coincidence that you uploaded this around the start of Ramadan? That would (literally) be godly!

[@epsilon6516]

I like the implocation that the Catholic Church is just God's subscribers

[@thesaltmerchant4564]

That last joke got me pretty good, keep on that grind man

[@bplatinumpaladin]

Didnt know you were a Collectathon Mascot! XD Well done as always. I love how fast your animations always look, and the absurdist humor. Edit: Condolences about your Couch...and your PS5...and your house...oh, and your liver

[@hugazaka5127]

I feel like many of these animations take inspiration from certain oneyplays-bits and im all in for that!

[@sonictale5992]

“He already has a billion subscribers” was the nail on the cross for me

[@GoofyGoobr0]

Doobus, you have been rocking it with these uploads. I hope really soon that you reach your milestone.

[@ashleajon]

Okay the opening where God took the couch gave me the biggest jumpscare I've had in years

[@bonfist1252]

“the lord yeeteth and the lord yoinketh”

[@dogymacdogface.478]

Dude what if during this Goobus renaissance he brings back the confilct between him and the rat

[@GlitchedBox]

As a Christian All I can say is This is the content I subscribed for months ago, I thought this was very funny I love ur stuff my guy!

[@Tekkenandgaming]

Awesomely done as always man, keep it up

[@PaxTheCat]

I also hate that my head shaped house gets taken by the Lord

[@DracoMagnius]

I have been getting your videos in my recommended here and there, but this, this is the video that got me to subscribe.

[@eclipsebat3792]

As a Med student I have to say that the liver is on the right side of the body, not the left one... Although the lord has takeh away my sense of left-from-right awayeh so yeah they are on the correct side now!

[@ChrisPB]

The Book of Job be like

[@aussiekola2370]

This is legit an oney plays hypothetical and I love it

[@michaelpineiro533]

The Lord works in mysterious ways, that all ultimately end with you dying.

[@D4NDRUFFD4VE_THEFL4KEM4STER]

i say we all need to stand up for ourselves and collectively kick gods greedy ass

[@DanTheMan4176]

Your saying this while being born into one of the most prosperous times in human history

[@sator2766]

Nah i kinda want to stay existing

[@NightKnight_2514]

YOU HIT THAT 1M LETTTSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@bonesackfruitsnack1004]

hes killed so many people and taken so many arrows to keep churning out the funnies.

[@I-love-goth]

Bro this guy deserves a mil like fr. The stuff he makes constantly makes me smile. And I just love his overall style of vids. Seriously this guy is funny asf.

[@N1Nover]

So… what’s our excuse on why this man isn’t at 1mil yet

[@saintsinpurple9173]

Can we appreciate the amount of content he has been pushing out these last couple weeks

[@Omegod1455]

Imagine God, the almighty being who has everyone question and countless believe he exists and worship him (many whilst literally on their knees) and stops and goes “Y’know what I need for myself with the ability to make everything and also know everything that has been, is and will ever be…a PS5 and some roughly 1 million subscribers from this one random animator because fuck him.” Nah this animation really goes hard, thanks for your hard work good sir

[@zakstorm9191]

As anyone else not noticed that goobus’ picture is just him upside down with a art hat on

[@Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent]

0:42. Oof

[@Skolg3r77]

As a christan, I am wildly offended. This is NOT okay, by any standards! He'd take your spleen, not your liver. Do better, goobus...

[@jadonchacon]

Mr Pink mustache man is probably my favorite doobus character at this point

[@Dommbuscus]

I like how you combined this joke with the one from Luigi's Mansion 3

[@nickfury5536]

GET THE MAN A MILLION SUBS! HE'S EARNED IT!

[@tonybippitykaye]

Wow, this modern interpretation of The Book of Job is truly heartbreaking to witness

[@chilldedede]

0:25 Oh hey, A Parappa reference! That's neat. I think we need a series of Parappa the rapper.

[@chijo6]

I like the callbacks here, especially to the first Goob video I watched about KZbin taking away the dislikes (Little Billy's lollipop go byebye)

[@sashamurashi225]

This man needs some love

[@TonyBamboozle]

By "this man", you mean the Lord, right?

[@somehistorynerd]

He taketh My love

[@kingofcards9516]

God loves you and him.

[@RyanRedbird]

As a Christian myself, I love this video!

[@inc3000]

this must be what every kid's Lego minifigs feel like

[@redninja2273]

I swear one of the best parts are the subtitles that doobus adds

[@Marblesoda821]

Damn, Doobus really just got his shit snatched

[@m21a_abramxxx22]

HES GOING MORE CRAZY AND I LOVE IT😂😂😂

[@thomasspicer2357]

I love the little portrait of him and his son

[@nanodude3347]

Hahaha your animation style really makes me laugh. I just how mustache characters just move their mustaches real fast whenever they are talking.😂

[@koni00004]

Job:

[@Meleedroit]

When I was born, the Lord tooketh away my father! He works in such mysterious ways

[@Meleedroit]

@GameKnight if only I could find his paper thin self again 😔

[@ClericOfPholtus]

Lmao "HE ALREADY HAS A BILLION SUBSCRIBERS WHAT THE FU" *can always have more boi, can always have more. He wants em all.

[@MrBizznessMan]

I like how his handlebar mustache neighbor sounds like a combination of Ned Flanders and Coach Z.

[@rippl3r0]

He taketh everything and only gives cancer to children. Such an icon of hope.

[@bruce4061]

True, so proud to blindly worship something I was forced to at birth, because my iq is of a fucking child with an imaginary friend

[@spider-man9118]

He doesn’t give cancer to kids, He allows it, big difference. Say to them, ‘As surely as I live, declares the Sovereign Lord, I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn from their ways and live. Turn! Turn from your evil ways! Why will you die, people of Israel?’ -Ezekiel 33:11

[@rippl3r0]

@spider-man9118 so "children are wicked and deserve cancer" gotcha. People that believe in religion are so nice.