"The Lunch Lady" Creepypasta

[@WierdArtistMarcell]

In Soviet Russia, lunch is you.

[@itsfresh0420]

Marci lol

[@gyiligyuli]

Rather lunch eats you

[@weesaangames3572]

You mean you are lunch

[@hunters.492]

in russia game plays you

[@octaviusroosevelt7355]

Marci In Soviet Russia, you keep creepypasta from getting sleep.

[@Keegan8r]

the lunch lady's name is Kowalski? hmm... ANALYSIS

[@AustonMatthewsFitnessOfficial]

KOWALSKI ANALYSIS

[@kiratarora1627]

lunch lady analysis

[@samstiller9874]

get to 69 likes

[@TickFlicks-You.got.it7]

Old Channel that’s my last name so it’s very strange to me😂

[@urdadsleftnut1191]

This comment deserves more likes

[@galnefred7895]

Shes probibly a baldis basics reject

[@gekyumelc3177]

ITS SWEEPING TIME! *SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP*

[@deepfriedbaby3587]

revenant is a whole different word

[@vixxiiestixx]

@Psyke ᛟ lmao

[@endme4771]

@RandomPic r/boneappletea

[@Ashlyn_Bright996]

😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@evanclarke9343]

Was expecting them to team up on her and push her into the oven Hansel & Gretel style.

[@deepcannon1117]

As the screams grew louder, and the school burns to the ground...

[@Tarococonut]

yah

[@thefunnychiptuneman]

me too

[@thelegend6951]

+Evan Clarke me too lol

[@Royal0rchid829]

Heh. You'd think so huh.

[@juanisamazing95]

20 seconds in, and I'm going to call that the lunch lady is a cannibal and is making stew out of the kids going absent and missing

[@juanisamazing95]

or just plain cook them.

[@juanisamazing95]

expected and cliché, but not bad

[@juanisamazing95]

expected and cliché, but not bad

[@danhibiki5977]

Simpsons did it !

[@linkscomics1312]

+Dan Hibiki YES Simpsons did do it first

[@x_xinsanity4230]

plot twist. Nick was working for the lunch lady

[@Jay.waveee]

i deadass thought that

[@animechick-kp4ho]

U definitely would think that

[@vincegielski3691]

yes

[@gyiligyuli]

Yes... I was

[@TheSlammurai]

I thought you said Nick was coming for her, and I thought she was about to be recruited into The Avengers.

[@Razvii]

Kowalski was tired of analysing

[@pitypistol4447]

Legit

[@the-postal-dude]

Legit

[@blueshell4188]

I am a chain breaker. My name,Charles.

[@dawnii477]

Legit

[@pixelatedpictureszz8199]

Why is everyone saying legit

[@matthewresigned]

" my palms became sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy theres vomit on his t-shirt already lunch ladys spahgetti

[@drkinferno72]

This opporunity only comes once in a life time

[@Jay-pb6bw]

I am eating Spahgetti >:3

[@drkinferno72]

+Galaxy Hikaru (FireTheKitty) well good for you lol

[@emnem9877]

Aaaannnnddd SUBSCRIBE!!

[@downd.stairs5185]

Lol nice 👍

[@coconutcat4461]

The breakfast club gone completely wrong.

[@lexitanuis1692]

Coconutcat44 haha ikr

[@jayg2786]

Coconutcat44 Omg this comment made my night😂....now im not so scared anymore.

[@AhNee]

My very first thought. The second was, "When you write this shit, isn't it supposed to sound somewhat believable?"

[@dylanbutler7869]

@coconutcat44 lol

[@cherrysoda2646]

Coconutcat44 lol

[@eastwoodthebeast4064]

Detention = Fight for survival

[@thepurpleeyedraccoon4749]

Eastwood The Beast Detention the newest hottest battle royal video game Lol

[@soupi2105]

It's like a creepy breakfast club

[@jivestheastronaut3159]

*The new Breakfast club is looking great*

[@aworldtowin955]

Peter Parker Dies honestly FINALLY someone else though that too lol

[@lakoian-6388]

WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE THIS PHOTO

[@aworldtowin955]

Chim E oh yeah yeah

[@ThatGuySarabia]

@@aworldtowin955 this would make a great sequel to Breakfast Club.

[@jesusmeza1268]

Yep

[@ryannjones5926]

They should have hid until Monday

[@zzzzzzzz6845]

Ryann Jones she would’ve found them it’s a school, their not massive enough too hide in for days

[@xxanunkowuserxx0125]

it was saturday and they would have to wait for 2 days

[@itsfresh0420]

Ryann Jones exactly

[@zykar1999]

They would have needed to eat too.

[@paytonk01]

Ryann Jones lmaooo my school is massive it’s 10 buildings and I still probably wouldn’t be able to hide in it without being found😂😂

[@thelaggyowl3677]

i guess you can say the lunch lady's favorite food is "creepypasta"

[@itscoolant6134]

TheLaggyOwl 😱🍝

[@acedclips9763]

TheLaggyOwl lmao

[@oddeyes9046]

TheLaggyOwl why

[@nightcorefan9364]

TheLaggyOwl good one

[@jeffreestar4459]

Lmfao

[@yaboiij8616]

I'm sure that they could have took the lunch lady out if they had all tried, Shes a old lady right?

[@RandomDude-uw1pt]

They should have lured her in the gym and started playing dodgeball

[@haileyturner8219]

Random Dude LMAO

[@chrisfanaikross_wrld2964]

LOL...you're right they should work together and Knock the Hell out of that Lunch Lady, of course she's just and old woman. Before they were taking tough in the detention room. motherfucking PUSSIES.

[@crystalhellm7234]

Damn rite,🙄

[@alix-mb1xm]

3 teenage boys vs old woman with wrench... they could have bashed her

[@sharkquisha3407]

Thomas Barnhart no. If I knew she wanted to kill me and the group, I would drop her like a hot potato and break her neck. Its only fair.

[@damonwarner6705]

I would meep mop meep👊✊👊her in the jaw

[@mastermind5108]

jexon o she's probably is so crazy that she overpowered them

[@bobbyhill4118]

jexon o I would get one of those paper cutting boards, unscrew the scissor, and use it as a machete and strike the base of the spine where the medulla oblongata meets it. (Right below the skull, I know those aren’t very sharp, but it would do the trick).

[@endme4771]

I read this fast and instead of reading 3 teenage boys vs old woman with wrench I read *Read more*

[@ashestoashes78]

Bruh this story... just... - soon as I heard about the girl I knew she’d be the first to die - how hasn’t this lady got caught yet, all her detention students are disappearing - they could’ve just stayed there and nothing would have happened - they could’ve GONE BACK to the room and maybe nothing would have happened. they could have at least set up an ambush or something. - villain’s petty motivation: “kids are mean, let’s eat them” - 4 teens vs 1 old lady with a wrench. they’re in a school, you’d think they could improvise some better weapons - protagonist is probably dead? yet he told the story?? I guess it could all be a metaphor for how shitty high school is.

[@bigchungus3865]

If they went back she would've killed them earlier

[@SamMito28]

Yeah and not only they are 4, one of them is athletic

[@normiesauce9514]

no it real ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@bellagardner4241]

Omg that's me

[@Terf1988]

are you the kid who told all the other kids Santa Claus wasn't real

[@codyawesomejeff2747]

I got a 6 minute long unskipable add for Russian beauty products

[@Revamp1]

CodyAwesome no you didnt stfu KZbin doesnt allow that

[@And.2_]

Revamp Burns RVM0 y u get triggered

[@water4204]

CodyAwesome why did I start dying laughing when I read that

[@carasmyth6090]

The horrors of Russian adverts!

[@renepton8735]

make this into some sort of creepy pasta. please

[@grimmreapergaming5858]

PALMS ARE SWEATY KNEES WEAK ARMS SPAGHETTI

[@craftsecure705]

Nah. PALMS ARE SWEATY, KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY. THERE'S VOMIT ON HER SWEATER ALREADY, MOM'S SPAGGETHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sorathekeymaster803]

It was a joke

[@mydadneverlovedme8567]

Sora the Keymaster You're a joke

[@user-mw4qi1kx3o]

Creepy spaghetti

[@princesslyns3437]

I eat paint chips HAH

[@user-wu2rb3bq6i]

Why did they run? 4v1 is some pretty good odds. They could've just beat her arse. Just sayin'.

[@masonsullivan4261]

Yay another Irishman

[@serendipity9987]

lol I'm Irish.

[@jessethemaniac3034]

exactly shit all 4 could have kicked her ass

[@mommawemad3it975]

I was thinking the same shi lol

[@emnem9877]

They had nothing, she had a wrench. The odds might be good with the ratio being 4 to 1 but even if they had a quarterback, all of them combined would be no match for her. I'm suspecting that she's been doing this for a while. Attack is nothing without stratagy. They wouldn't have made it.

[@midnalazuli793]

I'll be honest, a decent story, but damn was it cliche, I could predict pretty much every single thing that was gonna happen.

[@Friedtwizzler]

The ending is what ruined it honestly, I've heard enough creepypastas to know there's RARELY a "happily ever after"-style conclusion for the protagonist or anyone else involved, but really, the main characters are just scared schoolchildren trapped in a ridiculously nightmarish scenario that you HOPE they'll manage to escape from. And given the overly mean-spirited setup in the beginning(RE: MC's crush laughs at him, cruelly-timed detention), it would've been nice to have at least him and Jeremy flee for safety and/or authoritative help . But nope, the writer just decided "lol, fuck u, scary fat bitch kills 3 children and feeds the remaining kid their entrails in sausage-form before killing him too." (But not before hinting at his ultimate fate?!?) TL,DR: these kinda stories lowkey piss me off with their lack of satisfying and/or realistic payoff.

[@younge2273]

Friedtwizzler Well said

[@tobyanderson8360]

@@Friedtwizzler who cares if they DIE lol

[@ilseyohn4469]

it was a treehouse of horror segment on the simpsons soooo

[@midnalazuli793]

Friedtwizzler I don’t even understand what the point of feeding the kid his friends are if you’re just gonna kill him anyways.

[@artificialvlogs2012]

Things wrong with this creepypasta #1 Shes an old woman they're all young they should be able to outrun her #2 Rooms should be full of school supplies to defend themselves #3 No fire alarm to signal for help #4 There should be way more than 1 adult in the building #5 A wrench? You could atleast give her a knife shes a lunch lady not a mechanic #6 Nick is on the football team he should be able to tackle her #7 Where the hell did she get a chain to lock the door? Was she planning to do this? So many things wrong with this creepypasta

[@jeeperscreepers6693]

ArtificialVlogs quit bitching

[@gracedarlene5074]

Some more things: 1. You'd think the school would notice that there students are missing. 2. Are there no security cameras in the school? 3. How is the person supposed to be telling the story if he's dead? 4. Aren't the parents going to come pick them up at some point????

[@-thisis--notme-1874]

Grace R. The story is fake

[@mangosquirrel]

Grace R. *3.* It's a fucking creepypasta that's why he's telling the story. Creepypasta means made up horror story.

[@yeeyeepartner7055]

ArtificialVlogs hey here's a crazy idea The story is fake -.-

[@princessmia66]

That lunch lady lookin like (c" ತ,_ತ)

[@crystalhellm7234]

Lol 🤣

[@normiesauce9514]

what ?

[@saltyart5545]

Why'd that make me laugh so hard? Lol

[@bryanhugh1606]

^('.....')^ Oh YEAH YEAH

[@lizzieperry6999]

Ashley be like ( X _ X )

[@neeltjeschmidt]

WHERE WAS THE PRINCIPLE AND JANITOR IN ALL OF THIS?!?!?! Edit: this is the cringiest comment I’ve typed😂

[@pineapplepurple316]

Neeltje Schmidt fucking in the closet

[@sunilpersaud8462]

It was Saturday

[@Revamp1]

Sunil Persaud Janitors are there on fridays usally dumbass

[@damonwarner6705]

No school/weekend

[@S.2tyb]

Probably ded

[@neeltjeschmidt]

I’m getting hansel and gretel vibes. Anyone else?

[@oreodragon7979]

It's like Hansel and Gretal meets Breakfast Club lol

[@xbrxkenwxvesx7124]

Also ms Trunchbull from Matilda but like all of that with a horror twist

[@paetynhoward4830]

No happily ever after. LOLLLL

[@anna_maria_georgiou_garner.81]

Now you mentioned it....

[@toxicperson8936]

I used to smoke out in the parking lot with my lunch lady back in high school.

[@bobbyhume7123]

Faye Sven lol 😂

[@thatonetranskidthatneversh2145]

Faye Sven wow savage

[@nonamemargarine1147]

I used to eat lunch with her, she was hot

[@gaelgriffith3678]

I used to smash my lunch lady

[@georgehomosexual3180]

Mine hooked me up with some sweet lunch food, we’re friends

[@mog8396]

just by looking at the title its gonna be about the lunch lady cooking the kids. Am i right?

[@bruh7230]

Yep

[@bruh7230]

Your profile pic matches your comment so much

[@thescorpion3098]

I love futurama :D

[@Royal0rchid829]

Mmmmore about or less.

[@SuperSickNerd]

It's fry!

[@kahlilme2025]

Guys, this is truly amazing. It has all the qualities of an amazing story. 1. Forced cannibalism. 2. Kids dying just for shock value. 3. A killer with no real reason to be a killer. 4. Bland as hell characters. 5. From a first person perspective yet the main character dies. 6. A story that makes no real sense. 7. The characters are illogical. 8. Our main character is a cowardly little bitch. 9. Plot points with no connection to the rest of the story 10. Entirely predictable. 11. Where the hell is she going then? Those doors are locked from the outside?

[@kahlilme2025]

Seriously Creeps you must have some variety of standards.

[@Zana205]

Seriously though why the heck are all the main characters cowards who easily black out or lose to someone who can easily be defeated.

[@thamonsta4058]

Please check over your spelling.

[@kahlilme2025]

ThaMonsta What'd I fuck up on?

[@kahlilme2025]

ThaMonsta Nevermind, I see it.

[@mariorendon3454]

I wonder why none of them came up with the idea of just ganging up on the old lady...

[@gamercheese4203]

they would be able to over power her and they could use improvised weapons

[@negrolicous5388]

That's exactly what I thought too. Four teenagers still in their prime youth vs an 84 year old lady with a wrench, like c'mon they could've easily jumped her and took her keys

[@zitzle]

Possible endings? 1. "And now, as a ghost with access to the internet (somehow), I have written this story to warn you about the lunch lady... who probably died of old age shortly before or after finishing..." 2. "She slammed the wrench down on a giant rat that was going for my face, we are now happily married." 3. "At that moment the entire police department stormed into the cafeteria, gunning down the obvious murderer of many children. The blood was all the evidence they needed. I later grew up to become a writer and no one believed me about the lunch lady."

[@allfortheebchildren6561]

I like number three the most but something inside of me tells me that's not what happened. Maybe it's the meat I ate earlier.

[@themaindweeb7500]

i think i like number 2 best XD

[@Wandergirl108]

One and three would have made this story make sense.

[@koseiinooka6822]

I place my bets on 3!!!

[@xavierparis2789]

1. Dude, don't you know Heaven has some kickass wi-fi?

[@pippinlost9940]

What happened to the fire exit

[@PockyChoco23]

Pippin Lost that is the back entrance i guess.

[@ds_damian564]

THEN THEY WILL SET OF THE ALARM😮😮😮😐😐😐

[@screamingattrees8422]

Damian Avila my fire exit never set off an alarm. Plus I dont think they would worry about setting off the alarm

[@rednecknation3225]

Setting of the fire alarm would be good idea it alerts the fire department and the cops

[@tylermitchell.420]

Damian Avila exactly! It alerts the cops and lets them know that something isn’t right lmao

[@grimmreapergaming5858]

how was he telling the story if he was already dead?

[@ChristianRodriguez-sd8rs]

Maybe the spirt is telling the story

[@katelynbodiford5680]

I don't think he was dead yet

[@katelynbodiford5680]

Zalgo {Creepypasta} Well you can't judge something by face value people always shrug off Legends being just legends but that's just what they want us to think Legends are not just legends

[@daducknfrog6673]

Adult Indominus Rex {JW} no shit it’s fake it’s s ceeepypasta

[@daducknfrog6673]

no shit its fake ik it it is im saying if i was in that situation

[@thecreator4296]

16:15 Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us and that thief over there. God dammit Todd Howard

[@pizzaneapolitanXD]

Noah Rutledge YoUrE nOt oN tHE liSt

[@Qlubbbb]

Noah Rutledge WhAt ThE bLoOdY hElL iS tHaT

[@t1nglym0nst3r9]

YoU’lL NevER TakE mE AlIVE

[@ConfettiCasket]

@@pizzaneapolitanXD FoRgEt AbOuT tHe LisT, HeS gOiNg On ThE bLoCk

[@TheAstrospace2]

*no one is gonna see this comment but im gonna say this anyways* Why didn’t they pull the fire alarm? It alerts the fire department which is always on duty. Why didn’t they climb through the roof? All schools have massive ventilation systems and those ceiling panels that are easily removable. Why not lock yourself in a room? There’s no way in and you can escape (again) through the ceiling. Why didn’t they attack her? An 80 year old lady with a wrench I mean come on. shitty story.

[@BrickmanJ]

TheAstrospace2 I saw it!

[@mattmanh4242]

true but it probably be an old armed lady with kitchne knifes wrenches and more

[@foxyislarray358]

It’s just a made up story, creepypasta.

[@granthartzell5523]

Throw a chair through a classroom window?

[@imjah487]

You actually wasted time making this 💀🤦🏾‍♂️ let’s be honest you would probably be the pussy and lock yourself in the room

[@Punished_Mordequan]

Out weighed, outnumbered, and healthy three people vs. a weak old woman, and if you're scared of someone, bring small weapon, switchblades and pocket knives are good.

[@Madshooter91]

A random gamer 2087 they were in a kitchen full of knifes

[@Punished_Mordequan]

Madshooter Michael true

[@andeggbreaks]

A random gamer 2087 she wasn't weak mate

[@Punished_Mordequan]

zack snack She's only strong because he sacrifices child's to Satan

[@maddi8957]

A random gamer 2087 4 ppl...adam jermy (or whatever his name was) ashley (quiet girl) and nick

[@Catpawpods]

my friends: why don't you eat me: I have reasons my friends:ur werid me: I'm very fucked up don't worry

[@harrisonmantzanas6454]

roisyun wierd**

[@eme2172]

Honestly, same

[@uvaldestrongalways]

roisyun do you need me to call someone for you??

[@friskalicious3666]

No one: Confused 9 year olds: *WAIt If ThE GUy wHo WROtE ThIs DIeD HOw DiD HE PoSt THis?!!!*

[@savannahwells1442]

I thought that and I'm not nine 😕

[@ilenaz1969]

Savannah Wells no one asked 8 year old

[@licencedgoat3934]

Magic he's a wizard

[@siffrinskies7780]

Savannah Wells because, wait for it... It’s just a story

[@oiltycoonbillionaire]

RandomRetard68 it’s a story yes but a story with no scare factor if it ends with the narrator dying.

[@aaliyahcedillo3501]

Poor guy he’s eating his friends :/

[@thatracinggtbmx6453]

U mean she?

[@chrisfanaikross_wrld2964]

@@thatracinggtbmx6453 No He, he's a male not a female better concentrate and listen carefully of the Story. Dumbass

[@thatracinggtbmx6453]

@@chrisfanaikross_wrld2964 u callin me that or no?

[@darleenguevara2139]

The girl died

[@aylaunicorn2935]

He is not a canabail

[@j.o3014]

none of these kids have a phone...

[@sydicallstuff9469]

Juliana Ortaliz probably couldn’t take them

[@mothbug157]

Sydicall Stuff I'd sneak my phone into detention

[@sparticus214]

This was 2000 or even 1990.

[@snowyphoenix5968]

RonniesWorld I have

[@sparticus214]

Vannila_Frapp I am the wizzard of the west those I hear alot of gossip😎

[@TobySpeedySP]

I suggest you watch/listen/read the video done if you want to see what's below. Spoilers at "Read More": I was kind of hoping for the lunch lady to have a scary appearance... but actually just ground the kids instead of killing and cooking them and forcing the MC to commit cannibalism.

[@croco9629]

Kyunbio $$$$$

[@nickn4620]

Did u know cannibalism isn't illegal in some states

[@xmazorax8075]

Nick N only if they allow you to eat them

[@lunacysstraightjacket2121]

The moment I saw the doors had chains that shit was out the window

[@androdata6612]

Kyunbio hello papa pyro

[@andrewschulzsd]

this is like a horror version of the breakfast club

[@americanconfederate4324]

1. Pulling the fire alarm signals the nearest Fire Department. ( A school is a public building. It's connected ) 2. Calling emergency services on the phones should have worked ( Shouldn't they have cell phones? ) 3. Grabbing a pair of scissors, a pencil, knife, etc could defend you ( A school is full of various weapons ) 4. Kicking an old lady's ass is not difficult ( Seriously, you don't have to be the Master of MMA ) 5. Where the FUCK is the emergency exit ( By law, that door must always be unlocked ) 6. Basic janitor cleaning chemicals would mess up her eyes ( Can be found in a bathroom, too ) 7. Breaking a school window is not as easy as you think ( Focus blow on a tiny area ) I decided to edit this comment because of all the activity it's been getting. Of course you could do one, but schools vary depending on where you are and all. Different laws in different countries (or states) could get you into trouble with their law, regardless of what the situation was. Trust me, I've traveled. Just know that the smartest thing to do in another country or your own is to call emergency services. Even the foreign contacts should be able to speak English. This way, you won't get into trouble and whoever caused the trouble will be apprehended regardless of age and you can't be charged for assault or damage to public property. Please guys be smart.

[@lifeofaslav9944]

I would do that

[@horse4479]

BAT MAN

[@vaccineman3543]

BAT MAN EXACTLY

[@therealopaartist]

BAT MAN exactly.

[@blu3b3rryr3d3]

BAT MAN also 4 young healthy people vs an old rather skinny lady..... yh.... starting to think the school was for 'special' pupils.

[@redc3280]

Lunch lady- lunch is almost ready Me- I’m guessing, creepasta again

[@worriecatslover3046]

Intense Beats ...

[@zombiebonniegaming4107]

Intense Beats good one

[@jillivers6834]

Haahhha good one

[@bloodmoon5186]

Yes

[@comraderagingnoob1644]

Did you mean Cree-pasta or Creep-asta?

[@AngryoldLady]

My lunch lady gives me free chicken nuggets 🤔

[@swordlover3964]

What!? Free chicken nuggets!?

[@niyahchannels8584]

Angry old Lady 1923 your profile picture goes sooo well for this statement u made

[@questsoftheqodeshim4593]

my lunch lady gives strawberry ice cream she is so nice

[@Mhjera]

They actually human nuggets instead

[@samkenway9847]

At my old sixth school once lunch was over, if there was any left over food from our grade the lunch ladies and staff faculty would pass out the left over food to the tables. Sometimes a plastic bag of chicken nuggets or apples, oranges, or on the rare occasion a extra slice of pizza. Those are only a few examples but I had a pretty great elementary school.

[@anniepatatopillow3400]

why did they not just call their parents or the cops🤦🏽‍♀️

[@anniexo1525]

AnniePatato Pillow they obivously didn’t have any phones because if they did before all that happened they would of course call them😂

[@gorlheck5574]

plus school reception is shet

[@ellendegeneres2466]

joshua jones weird flex but ok😂

[@crysaniafanny4760]

AnniePatato Pillow you know they take their phones in detention right

[@rokehdokey34]

AnniePatato Pillow because the story would have been over

[@musicandannamaeforyou5790]

I don’t think that was a sausage....

[@rockstars3016]

I agree

[@MeltedWASD]

Soviet Spy -_- why...

[@mrburrito1939]

XD

[@scott-ry4cj]

DEEZ NUTS

[@maddyfoxx4178]

I guess you can say that was a *Puts on sunglasses* Hotdick

[@samanne5199]

this creepypasta is kind of dumb... what school has a lunch lady hosting detention? none. what school doesn't realize kids go missing during said lunch lady's detention? there are cameras no one checked it?

[@Aaron-Miller-1138]

Samantha Anne I know right?

[@Aaron-Miller-1138]

***** Because I want to.

[@viviansandoval8872]

Samantha Anne there might not be cameras in that school

[@samanne5199]

Almost all schools have cameras thanks to school shooters etc. But even then, lunch ladies don't host detention xD

[@viviansandoval8872]

Samantha Anne true :) I don't wanna start a fight

[@PsychoPanda9000]

I lowkey was thinking she had a German accent

[@Aaron-Miller-1138]

PsychoPanda9000 Maybe.

[@nightcorefan9364]

PsychoPanda9000 same

[@mothbug157]

PsychoPanda9000 I was thinking Russian. That would be creepier in my opinion

[@plumpstery5199]

who would be overpowered by a lunch lady ?

[@arieson7715]

I could beat the shit out of a lunch lady with my bare hands, even better, I could find a chair, and beat her ass with that!

[@leonkerslake3197]

Not any old lunch lady A RUSSIAN

[@younge2273]

Leon Kerslake 😳 oh my

[@xycle6449]

Plumpstery a Russian lunch lady

[@ZakaryShindle1-933]

Ikr I’m 6,2 and built they’re probably too whoosy to attack her.

[@chaostheperfect2095]

I still don't get why 4 teenagerers can't just fight an old lady

[@dooflux]

Ikr

[@phillyboy5773]

You wouldn't if you were there

[@dravinsilvercrow8398]

Yeah they could put her in the god damn oven o wait she to fat

[@BenDover-fv5sb]

bruh use a fire extinguisher or something ya know like go to the janitors office or some shit

[@leonhoffmeister9097]

They don't have common sense I guess?

[@gamernation577]

like the comment who are hiding in the comments while listening to him..:)

[@kittenanime9921]

I can't hide ;-;

[@hisnhersletsplay5081]

I usually pause the video and run the mouse over the stream bar to see if there's any kind of jump scare image or something.

[@Bugenar]

this dude is the best creepy pasta reader on youtube, props to him, he makes all the creepy pasta stories sound so real

[@AustiinnMC420]

I think corpse husband is the best, his voice just makes thev stories sound so chilling lol but creeps is great too his voice is more soft

[@bruh7230]

+Austiinn I think the chatroom one was the best but corpse husband was okay

[@thescorpion3098]

I'm new to creepy pastas and i've watched a couple of them and they aren't scary at all...

[@VinnyFrank]

oh shit i thought every thing was real i forgot it was creepy pasta

[@thetrashking1427]

+The Scorpion same

[@kariormiston2644]

Lunch lady “One of you is going in the oven” Me; *𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮*

[@dr.strange1677]

Moral of the story say thank you to your lunch lady's.

[@FlibertyJibberty]

that's why all my lunch ladies liked me

[@dominoemaster685]

+Geek Freak same I always go to get the cookies they sell

[@FlibertyJibberty]

They would give me free cookies and ice cream

[@louiss5385]

hell I worked with my lunch ladies for 2 years straight didn't get paid money but I was able to get double trays or some times triple :3

[@savannahmcdonald5263]

I came from a small school with less than 150 people. it was a k-8 school. I was there for 9 years and the lunch ladies loved me. they were nice and amazing and I sometimes miss the school lunches. She would sometimes give me double of my favorite food. all I'm saying was that, my lunch ladies were awesome.

[@SleepingSoulK]

Why didn't they just stay in the room 😑

[@doesmynamematter4080]

kanon fan well she only did because they left the room

[@jacobweeks1110]

Yeah, I’m curious what would have happened if they stayed, and why could she not use a kitchen knife??? That would be much easier than a pipe. And she could have also used baseball bats from the gym, at least my schools have baseball bats

[@graves234]

Well I mean the lunch lady is fat and old they could of picked up a scissors and ganged up on her!

[@Zack-go3io]

they're kids. Do you really expect them to stay there?

[@Sneezybirb]

DeadshotJay cuz they’re trouble and the lunch lady is crazy i guess

[@calvin2388]

Just a thought why didn't they just call the police when It is a school and they have electricity (Providing the fact the oven can turn on) and providing it is a "wealthy" school there should be a phone in any classroom or maybe they had cell phones with them just a thought...

[@Fanimati0n]

They could've just pulled a fire alarm & alert emergency services, (or at least distract the old bitch so they can escape)

[@pinveilztothestars9046]

Calvin I agree but if I was in that situation, I would have been in panic and I might have not been thinking logically. Also I haven’t paid my phone bill and even though most schools have WiFi, they don’t give it to students because they don’t want students to use there phones during class.

[@kittenanime9921]

Exactly

[@deepferris.]

Maybe it was the toxic stench of her breath *ROASTEEEEEEED*

[@jajajaja-ok7go]

smh

[@aperfectlynormalperson1710]

If I was killed by her I would come back as a spirit then she would be telling the creepy pasta 😡

[@seufale7915]

Fred Harrisv hahaha lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@winterclown6359]

Fred Harrisv now that's what I'm talking about! !!

[@eeveesoloback1391]

Fred Harrisv shut up trying to listen

[@aperfectlynormalperson1710]

Lol I got thus much likes

[@aperfectlynormalperson1710]

Ryjel Destiny ummmmm ok

[@DerpySquiddles4043]

is this a sequel to 'dont eat school meat'?

[@DerpySquiddles4043]

plus what did ashley do to get put into detention?

[@hastingsanderson2692]

derpy squid lol

[@nosir2280]

derpy squid maybe but the videos are made by 2 different people but maybe they worked together but we'll never know

[@nosir2280]

derpy squid maybe don't eat lunch meat is the sequel to this.

[@AS256]

derpy squid tomorrow is my first day at secondary school u made my day distrubing

[@genericprotagonist4367]

My palms grew sweaty. My knees weak, my arms heavy...

[@eiji5928]

lol

[@fuzzyferretdude]

mom's spaghetti

[@gabejackam1403]

Vomit on your sweater already, mom's spaghetti

[@Diluted_Potato]

MOM'S SPAGHETTI!!!

[@Bhamilton-ws4go]

Mom's spaghetti? Don't you mean creepy pasta?

[@koka1571]

that dude died from the wrench with 2 shots, yet the main dude did not die from the same dose!!!!!

[@BrianJasonPonce]

Honestly, I was expecting some kind of a plot twist at the end of this. Like how the other kids would come out of hiding right after he finished eating the sausage, revealing that this was all a prank set up with the help of the lunch lady to teach the kid a lesson or something lmao

[@professionalvirgin2216]

Same

[@whoknowsanymore7224]

Oh! My lunch lady is so nice! She makes me feel like I'm Farting Rainbows and Sunshine!

[@alyssalinger9083]

Koharu Hinata oh

[@Aaron-Miller-1138]

Koharu Hinata That's great. You're lucky.

[@isaacwalsh7912]

Koharu Hinata #%@* yeah

[@Chameleon1616]

Have you ever read or listened to the creepy pasta Mr fuzzy? If you have you know why I'm concerned

[@bobster403]

Koharu Hinata same

[@elizabethinkwell3882]

By the end I felt sick too..

[@AileenMari]

Elizabeth Inkwell me too 🤒🤕😷😖

[@dylanmartin4812]

i am going to barf

[@lifeofaslav9944]

fucked up story

[@elizabethinkwell3882]

ass channel Guess what makes this creepier... This hallway shown was at my high school...

[@sophiemedlin9411]

Elizabeth Inkwell for real 😳

[@thememe986]

I love how they're trying to avoid the crazy lunch lady but were full on sprinting down the halls lol

[@rauliglesias5401]

The real question is: Why would you give two kids who were fighting detention on the same day?

[@MaggotfilledFlesh]

Schools are like that my friends Kazmo and Chase ended up fighting yet had detention together

[@TubeSurfer898]

They’re not going to have separate detention sessions just so they can be separated. The kids need to suck it up and coexist.

[@Emilythematerialgurl]

DRAMAAAAAAA Ahhhh I love it

[@sanchez25681800]

This is the fucked up version of The Breakfast Club

[@nickn4620]

The cannibal corpse version

[@sparticus214]

Manuel Sanchez I admit children are tasty but having to go to School suchs.

[@victoriadondo5450]

This reminds of that one tree house of horror where all the kids at Springfield elementary were being eaten by their teachers

[@arionnelopez564]

OMG YES

[@alyssa1542]

Victoria Dondo same

[@kira-yw6zn]

Ya

[@a-n-i-m-e4866]

Victoria Dondo Omg ME TO

[@grizthegrizzliebear2233]

Victoria Dondo wooooooooow what?

[@vcdaniels]

*sheepishly raises hand* Ummm . . . I have a question: The whole story was told in past tense. So . . . who told the story?

[@aparkedcar2082]

Exactly it's fake

[@eldritchemissary4718]

@@aparkedcar2082 wait really?

[@aparkedcar2082]

@@eldritchemissary4718 obviously

[@Warcrazyness]

His ghost or he somehow survived

[@notinmyworld8239]

@@Warcrazyness I hope his ghost, or his friends could haunt her until she confessed of her crimes.

[@madelinefream4556]

guys I just got an idea for a new killer, 4 new survivors, and a new map for dead by daylight.

[@rick3511]

Evil Morty SHUT UP MORTY (Rick's refference).

[@rikutheleaf6348]

Good... Good job, Morty. Good job. I'm happy you found out.

[@villainous69]

Your fucking fan base is absolute shit thanks to social media

[@ur_mum_gayno_you1165]

Show me the Morty

[@Stanutuleee]

Evil Morty oh wow :)))

[@meikkiris]

Thank god I live in Finland, we don't have "lunch ladies" and what I mean by that, we have kitchen ladies who make the food, but we pick our own food and we don't have to eat it and it's free! Also Finlands school food is super good!

[@temporaryhalfdecentname8452]

Iris Lahtinen the same happens here in The UK

[@PercivalMitchells]

I'm jealous I have to pay for school lunch. I live in the US by the way

[@jameshaharper9144]

Lol it's the same here in the u.s.

[@water4204]

Iris Lahtinen Finland is a good place to live than. School lunch in America sucks ass

[@lilquandale9636]

That’s why you pack your own lunch 🤣

[@Rose-bi2rg]

Three high school boys, one a jock, are afraid of a lunch lady?

[@dankmememes2050]

*Two high school boys* *One jock* *One Nerdy girl*

[@Rose-bi2rg]

itzchris I'm letting the girl slip since her death was what got them to realize the lunch lady was a psycho. But yes. Why?

[@niagurl4072]

I pictured them being in middle school

[@rachel_v_k]

+Niagurl40 Me too. I didn't picture them as high school students. Maybe middle school. At the beginning, I thought they were possibly even younger because of the main character.

[@poutinepush7863]

I thought they were in Elementary school

[@aylaunicorn2935]

Listen... Why did you have a blind lunch lady if she can't see what the heck she is doing?

[@musicandannamaeforyou5790]

Ohh jeez I watched this right before I went to bed and the night before school umm yeah I will never look at my lunch lady the same again

[@bethanyyysomeone6679]

Music and Annamae for you me either....

[@stupidpissbag]

It’s not like I’d even look at my lunch lady, I fucking hate school lunches; it looks like shit at my school.

[@sanoebueno66]

The things that don't make sense 1: don't they have phones? 2: there would've had to have been at least one other teacher or adult there. 3: there are emergency exits 4: OPEN A FUCKING WINDOW 5: did she clean up the whole mess of blood without forgetting something and having someone notice what she did? 6: how is he narrating if he's dead? 7: did she leave the finger/toe nails in the "food" I would've been kicking and screaming and after I finished eating I would've told her how much her food tasted like ass, and how no one liked her or the food.

[@Bluesit32]

Now, you see...the windows, I can forgive. In my school, the windows don't fully open. They'd be lucky to get a leg through the tiny gap. Now, what they could have tried is PUSHING the window. The glass may be unbreakable and all, but the frame isn't. Constant pressure should allow them to pop it out of place.

[@awooingstops]

Its a creepypasta, it doesn't have to make sense. Just a story made to enjoy it and maybe scare people. n.n

[@sanoebueno66]

+TheBlues32 at my school we have "emergency Windows" that open all the way. Of course, they would most likely set off an alarm... But their lives are at risk!!

[@Bluesit32]

Festive Kitty 224 Yeah, I don't think mine had those. Then again, mine had more than two doors leading outside...

[@th3rasave]

well, this pasta could've taken place in the past, and even if it was the present, how do you know their phones weren't taken away, they were be punished after all

[@starlightbright7814]

The opening narration doesn't make sense if the narrator is dead. The narrator talks about when he was a kid, but never reached adulthood. I'd like to know when this story takes place so I can know if I can criticize them for not using cellphones. Most schools have a door in every classroom in case of an emergency. There's no excuse for only having two exits in an entire school.

[@catattack7639]

Okay, so the last thing you said isn't exactly true. That's probably how itnis where you live, but not for me.

[@charlottewalnut3118]

+Al Boltiador (Chalimian) he is right there's no excuse

[@catattack7639]

For the narration or the ways they tried to escape?

[@totallynotagamingchannel3203]

Well, the narrator must be a ghost. The only explanation...

[@catattack7639]

Tbh a better ending in my opinion would be if the cops had shown up then & there, right before he died.

[@clashwithdylan8587]

I guess that worksheet was a (brain teaser)

[@YouAreStarDust]

?

[@obi-wankenobi4337]

You stupid fuck

[@JessyDupre]

I completely misread the title... I though it said "The LYNCH Lady". I thought it was gonna be a creepypasta about a lady with a fondness for lynching people or just had the last name Lynch. Close enough, I guess.

[@xbulo5327]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahah

[@JessyDupre]

Yay! Someone to laugh at me with me!

[@hoganhogan952]

Haha

[@JessyDupre]

I'm not sure if you're talking to me or someone else that's posted here, but if you are: Thank you! I can't remember the name of the artist, and I apologize to them for that, but if I was a cartoon character, you know what I'd look like. ^_^

[@JessyDupre]

I don't but I'll look into it.

[@xenondestiny]

he died yet he manages to post this, creepypasta logic

[@asleepybutler8048]

it could be his ghost 👻

[@senorduck1721]

how do you know he dies?

[@xenondestiny]

+Chris Farrell dies at end

[@senorduck1721]

you sure tho? it doesn't say "and as she dealt the killer blow..."

[@xenondestiny]

+Chris Farrell "now its my time to eat"- lunch lady

[@HighLordGungeon]

This story makes no sense. The Lunch lady could have been easily overpowered by the 4 kids. They should have made the antagonist something that the kids actually SHOULD fear, something that could easily overpower them even in a group. And second of all, why is the story told from First Person meanwhile the main character is dead.

[@bosscascade5566]

How could the kids not think that the back doors were closed they could of ran to wood shop and got a saw

[@HighLordGungeon]

+Bosscascade True.

[@altonbarna7161]

+Bosscascade woodshop doesn't exist in most schools

[@HighLordGungeon]

+US_Marine Good point.

[@slarm02]

also most schools have custodians at that time, also if the front door was chained they would have realized that the back would have been aswell

[@mastermind5108]

That crazy lunch lady act like Marguerite baker from resident evil 7

[@bonafidebruhmoment5440]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING!

[@ytflights1014]

That's all I could think about

[@shadowfuture1378]

Exactly what I was thinking as well maybe that’s why they lost because the lady was actually marguerite baker

[@bobbygilbert2706]

They couldn't just stay in detention?

[@NewRariMusic]

that's easily the most logical thing to do.. It's way too many holes in this story

[@yoriichi696]

I would'ev stayed in the class room, They even said the back doors were near the cafeteria, what the fuck do you expect of fucking course it would be locked...

[@Royal0rchid829]

Ikr -_-

[@Mbazzcommoner]

she would have killed them regardless

[@xdemonicryux]

+The Common People but they would of jumped her ass if she tried anything

[@hiyaimamelia]

I bet this was written by a lunch lady that wants people to thank her, so remember kids! Always say thank you! :)

[@maesaoirse2206]

I do I am the good kid in school, I always give the lunch lady a sweet smile and say thank you

[@unitedkingdom7083]

i always say thank you for washing our dishes after i dump my tray and give it to them

[@forest932]

Saoirse Kelley me too

[@jollyj15]

Thomas-Jacob Connolly j

[@graves234]

smile and allow her to spit in your food :D

[@partenersintime]

Detention on a Saturday? Group of kids? Breakfast Club gone wrong?

[@creepypasta1237]

yes yes😘😘😘😘😘😘

[@YoshiYoshi456]

is that a Victorious reference?

[@partenersintime]

Jacob5664 No It's a breakfast club reference. Kids these days.

[@lazylarsen7218]

XD

[@jeflol1509]

partenersintime said the one who has a MLP profile picture

[@andrewm5471]

Explains so much about my lunch lady

[@h.u.s.h9972]

Andaman Production yeah same

[@EclipseOfTsuki93]

Okay, let me get this straight. There's four kids, one of them is a quaterback. And they're up against a old Jewish woman in her fifties. Seems legit.

[@pogchamp527]

Blackout043 it would help if there was a nazi in detention...

[@brycelee1694]

Blackout043 shes a monsta

[@fetus9280]

why not a window?

[@8ballmoe]

Damn... Thats fucked up

[@8ballmoe]

Blazing VenomHD lol, good point

[@davidgill7094]

i a was just about to point something similar to that out

[@amberharvey4993]

Don't class rooms normally have phones...why didn't they call 911

[@Razvii]

What school do you go to that has a phone in every classroom?

[@amberharvey4993]

@@Razvii my school has phones in all classes, they normally use it to call the office but they can call anywhere

[@michaelwright1603]

My school has buttons you can press to call the office via p.a system, only the teachers bring their phones, and even then they don't really use them.

[@comradematthew4895]

My friends mom is my school lunch lady so Im all good

[@musicandannamaeforyou5790]

Comrade Matthew you never know....

[@jonathan9380]

Or are you?

[@juantorres2503]

Comrade Matthew same

[@cindi9935]

"Commanded in a *THICC* accent "

[@kjallen2610]

Darrick Ting 😂

[@erikbarrera1407]

Cannibalism is unholy who's with me

[@shellyyork4972]

Me

[@catlluminati5645]

Nah fam it's all about that human forehead, slap that baby in a pan, olive oil, salt and pepper, BAM! Amazing lunch.

[@normahmansoor2888]

Catlluminati imagine those tasty boys at a family barbecue mmm yum yum

[@catlluminati5645]

@@normahmansoor2888 yes.

[@goopybonez]

Naw, human’s delicious! Not as tough as beef, more fat than pork and cooks easily like chicken!

[@aimee8392]

"Wow the front doors are locked... I know let's go to the back doors whilst the lunch lady kills all our friends" the logic 🤣

[@KroanC]

7:22 lets get out of here jeremy said then... The lunch lady saw them saying to them... WAT IS GOIN ON ERE!!!!!!

[@itzkian2229]

Beakfeast

[@carolinemllr2494]

BEAKFAST ! (Also, cool profile pick!)

[@SpicySquidward69]

Don't tauch me biatch

[@overandoveragain666]

The thumbnail looks like Hillary Clinton 😂

[@FitForRivalsFan]

😂😂😂👏👏

[@micc6391]

😂😂😂😂

[@spooqighost9103]

Well yes. This is her "true" form..

[@youraveragecomment5010]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 shit

[@bellarenami6766]

😂

[@cadenross4314]

How can the guy be telling this story after he got killed?

[@insanitytroll1284]

Caden R because, he woke up in his bed, saw it was Saturday morning, relieved it was only a dream, he went to detention. Adam saw, Jeremy, Nick, and Ashley in the classroom. "So who's gonna be the detention teacher today?" asked Jeremy. "I heard it's Mr. Cunningham." Nick replied. Adam felt relieved. But then he heard the door open. For a brief moment, he thought he was dead, until he saw it was his English teacher Mr. Cunningham. The detention went fine, the kids all lived happily ever after.

[@cadenross4314]

That makes sense

[@loavesofbread2911]

Caden R its not real

[@itsazees2380]

Spoiler

[@erikrodriguez7995]

Caden R ghosts can tell other ghosts how they died

[@meme-bc5xc]

I always come back to this video every once and awhile. I love it so much brings back so much memories. I was 13 when I saw this now I’m 18😭

[@leehall2633]

I think I was 14 when I first watched this and now I am 20 damn I wish I was 14 again 😭

[@JohnMartinLe2nd]

My best bud wrote this story years ago actually lol I'll tell them how much yall like it we come back to this video every couple of years laughing at how huge its gotten.

[@angiebeecher3388]

In my house we like 8 hours of sleep

[@mozes6305]

I usualy sleep like 4/5 hours

[@purpleproductions4744]

"My palms grew sweaty" Knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

[@malecrose6282]

This takes me back. It was one of the very first creepypasta readings I ever listened to. How time flies!

[@flamewerewolf9569]

0:19 My palms grew sweaty Knees are heavy Lunch lady’s spaghetti