The Mash Report, Nish Kumar. Rachel Parris, Geoff Norcott...Series 1 (Winter), Episode 5

[@vmelboune6664]

This show is amazing. Love it!

[@AlanWattResistance]

Soy boy.

[@SpookyFox1000]

You’re clearly a weirdo !

[@SpookyFox1000]

Soy boy ? ………what a tit !

[@lukeet331]

You misspelled hilariously unfunny

[@tomg268]

Remember when the 2 year time period of article 50 was our biggest problem?

[@stewyhosseini]

nish kumar my beloved

[@karinbarger9192]

Thanks for posting this! Love it!

[@adamhellerud2743]

Racheal Parris is the best!

[@yokie52]

LOVE Rachael Parris. So on the money and her presentation makes it palatable to the sexist, racists, etc.

[@AlanWattResistance]

Has she even made a joke about Islam?

[@judithvandijkhuizen8331]

Very funny about Rees Mogg. Love this.

[@jacktherimmer1644]

Married couple nailed it.

[@mosesbacke2311]

The bulletin from the Winter Olympics captures exactly how we from Scandinavia feels every time Brits are talking about cricket. What are they doing and why?

[@sunsaladsrestaurant3766]

Rachel it’s just hilarious

[@goodlookingcorpse]

If only that teenage poet was in love with someone called Ramona.

[@fredmila]

Or Mulva

[@greekmyths8804]

Till then he's just a loner

[@andrewwinton4608]

Wish they'd give Geoff more time - he's pretty funny.

[@benefitsbill130]

I watched all of this for him

[@BellaMusical]

I'm pretty sure that the guy playing the expert on the Byzantine empire is that one comedian who's a descendant of the Ottoman royal family.

[@VivekAnandJ]

I love the befuddled resctions of Nish Kumsr when Rachel talks 😂😂

[@goodlookingcorpse]

If there was a church ice cream, it'd be vanilla.

[@grapatin]

James Hutchings Vanilla is still too "spicy" for some.

[@LucasGuillemette]

Boy flavored

[@evano486]

Why is it normal for straight people to hate their spouses? Like if you hate your spouse get a divorce

[@frankie7529]

Yeah like it's that easy

[@carl2488]

Nish Kumar does well in this format. He's a bit annoying on panel shows but it works here.

[@DwarvakiinPlays]

What happened in the Hitchens family? The greatness of Christopher Hitchens and then suddenly the idiocy of Peter Hitchens...

[@glasstarnish4936]

What happened in the Campbell family, The greatness of Joseph, the creaminess of Soup and then we come to the moronism of Corey Campbell...

[@DwarvakiinPlays]

Except there's a difference (without disputing whether I am a moron) between two brothers having exactly juxtaposing opinions and two people with the same name being different.

[@thenobleandmightybeaver4411]

Corey Campbell - I suppose the Hitchens are like every other family. Do you and all your relatives all hold the same religious, philosophical and social views?

[@thenobleandmightybeaver4411]

As far as the Oxfam scandal goes there wasn't much of a cover-up honestly. It was a well known fact within the UN that soldiers, police and Aid workers were sexually exploiting and coercing Haitian women after the earthquake. I was in university at the time and wrote a paper about the issues of the NATO and UN Forces inability to effectively police other nations troops in relation to their behaviour with local populations. The issue of NGO abuses and exploitation came up in my research as well. I knew about it and I am hardly an insider.

[@Writeous0ne]

the problem is now, that people talk about an organisation like it's all of them who are doing it. it's not, it''s just a few bad people. like if grooming gang is caught and someone said it's a problem in islam, the lefties would say you're a bigot or racist to point it out BUT then if say a police officer shoots a black suspect, then that means that all police officers are racist or that they police are bad. there's no consistency

[@chrisfrost8456]

Don't be an Insider on Childporn ,just saying

[@jackiefreeborn2563]

Please tell me Andy Saltzman is involved in this somehow.

[@MinxLaura123]

Geoff is sooo funny! :)

[@WaterxDragon35]

Rachel should be host.

[@sfshinz]

Then she wouldn't have so much fun abusing Nish. The dynamic works just fine as is.

[@jouneymanwizard]

More Rachel, at least. Whatever there is, do keep Nish (aka that delightful unassuming beta-male tailor made for the friend zone) - they work well together.

[@AshArAis]

She's the icing on the cake. If you made the whole cake out of icing it'd be a manky cake. The dynamic works well as it is

[@miallo]

She is also in the improv show Austentatious. I can highly recommend it as well

[@markxist]

Her solo stand up show is fantastic too

[@tomskih203]

Rachel should be a BBC news anchor. The news would be far more palatable with her reporting it XD

[@flightlesslord2688]

True, Corbyn may have been a Euro sceptic, but he and the party should have made a hard stance on it, or at least a somewhat hard one. Rather than avoiding the question.

[@crimsonbulls]

ilike how focus is shifted to distracted what about immigrants effect on the housing crisis?

[@deborahcrawford9079]

"...5th horseman of the apocalypse: stupidity."

[@themaverick7707]

Gosh Rach is so cute, and funny.

[@brianmurray8247]

'' Being terrible at your job '' sums up Nish Kumar .

[@shaz3r786]

Rachel Parris or Rachel Riley? Thats the question that needs to be on Question time

[@brucemckay6615]

It doesn’t work....

[@pelvicparsley8920]

Did he say Baddle? What’s a baddle Nige you big prawn?

[@williamday6319]

Still no report on the show M.A.S.H.?

[@thehellyousay]

It's still dead, as was reported at the time. But luckily for television, there is an afterlife for special programs.

[@hawrihemin7850]

I love Rachel, she's so smart and funny.

[@tz6414]

mogg could not hold down a job in the real world.

[@elias_xp95]

Please tell me that was a joke... You can't honestly believe that right?

[@AngelaRyanXX]

@@elias_xp95 Why not? He's a privileged prick.

[@crimson177]

He started his own company which is worth shitloads.

[@VestigialHead]

+ Tz 6 I assume you mean the commercial world. He already has a job in the real world. Just in case you were not aware Governments actually exist in this world.

[@fredmila]

This programme has confirmed, through that EXPERTS' report, what I always says in forums: The only reason for the Brexiteers' vote was immigration but they keep denying it, then they say: Hah hah, you lost, looooser.

[@reellezahl]

absolutely. Brexit IS about xenophobia. Anyone trying to deny that and glorify Brexit is either lying ideologue, self-deceived or just plain oblivious/naïve.

[@tz6414]

wont deny it, I voted Brexit, oh for the golden age,

[@elias_xp95]

Yeah I'm a racist, sexist bigot. Can't be that I have a different opinion on how we should conduct our economic model or that I don't support big government intervention or that I care about my country and it's people. No, you're right it's just all the black people scare me. ...... Seriously bro if you honestly believe what you said I feel sorry for you.

[@ausendundeinenacht1]

The only reason for the Brexiteers' vote was immigration but they keep denying it, PRECISELY

[@solairesolalalalalemon1198]

I am working on drawing a doujin based on Rachel and Nish. Rule 34

[@kungfunigel]

I suppose people who like comedy will watch any old crap these days not that we have alot to choose from, This show is a poor mans (The day today)

[@juliea.h.4639]

10:22 Is that James Corden? Has he been in some controversy or something, or why has he shown with the others there? Genuinely curious

[@MusiCompSci]

Julie A. H. It was just a joke. Although a lot of people hate him and he did have a bit of a controversy by being quite arrogant at an award ceremony

[@MrChristerj]

Fun. And all conservative screamers. Stop crying freedom of speech are still here. A liberal idea, implemented by liberals. And conservatives are bashing liberal ideas and thoughts everyday and liberals do not cry constantly beacause of this.

[@businessgoose6057]

We're a tougher lot

[@elias_xp95]

Most conservatives support these liberal ideas. What is your point? These ideas are currently under attack from censorship by the new left. Progressives aren't liberal.

[@michaelk969]

Not really, leftists rarely want to have rational discussions with those having opposing views. They just want to cancel opposing views because their views are counterfactual and they cannot win rational arguments. They are sophists.

[@PavlosViscacha]

What’s wrong with James Corden?

[@JakobSeidl]

This is literally John Oliver

[@badgersgetabadname]

Why do you think people lost their minds over a charity acting like scum but seem perfectly happy when our armies do it?

[@lemonielala3080]

Why are all those sporty finns and swedes icelandic? 🤔

[@VestigialHead]

+Lemonie Lala Genetics.

[@les-fauxmonnayeurs9887]

Ahahahah no password for the son of god

[@thehellyousay]

Passport

[@MrExEssex]

Why MASH?

[@CRiley-zx1ws]

Spin-off of The Daily Mash, a print publication which was inspired by The Onion.

[@thehellyousay]

Because it's a mashup of events? Hello? Any neurons still firing in there? Heeeeelllllllooooo...

[@felixhenson9926]

Normally I agree with this show but... charities ARE corrupt here (at least the biggest one).

[@VestigialHead]

+ Felix Henson They are all very corrupt here in Australia. Maybe this is a common trait of charities worldwide?

[@robertsandison2298]

Norcot the best part of this show

[@happivaras]

norcot is only on because of Nish's charity work.

[@elias_xp95]

I don't know who presents this show but he didn't make me laugh once

[@donjonbro1432]

Nish can rap wtf wrong with sounds

[@nezmustafa4271]

Rees-Mogg is the man

[@fredmila]

It's always a troll with a silly Asian name. How about Mohammed Patel?

[@revolver_84]

Well nish went all of 4 seconds before he said "white people"

[@AlanWattResistance]

Why is it ok to mock Conservative Christians on the BBC? Double standards.

[@samshorto5433]

AWResistance Because all religions are stupid and it's funny to make fun of the stupid people that adhere to them.

[@edbadyt]

The left wing have comedy and intellect, the right wing have media and action flicks. If this was a BBC news show it would be right wing with it's tongue up the useless royal family's bum holes and comparing left wing pacifists to the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

[@businessgoose6057]

Because you suck and always want bad things to happen to other people.....

[@benefitsbill130]

@@edbadyt left wing have comedy? Thats the best joke so far

[@hawrihemin7850]

All I hear is immigration, immigration, immigration, immigration. Blah blah blah blah blah.

[@jbagger331]

This is why the Tories won.

[@Geffo555]

The Tories won because of a simplistic slogan and that too many people were naive enough to believe that Brexit would make the country richer.

[@jbagger331]

@@Geffo555 Stop reading just the Guardian.

[@jbagger331]

@@Geffo555 It has more to do with a sense of belonging than economics.

[@Geffo555]

@@jbagger331. How has voting out of an efficient trading relationship made you feel more British? And all those flags will have to have the blue bit removed if Scotland leaves. Stop reading The Express.

[@jbagger331]

@@Geffo555 I don't read propaganda right or left, The EU is an efficient trading block for Germany and everybody else has a deficit to Germany, this a fact substantiated by reality. Scotland can't join the EU if they leave Britain because the EU members with autonomous regions such as Spain, Romania and Italy would immediately veto it. They'll veto Scotland joining the EU because they cannot allow the precedent an independent Scotland would create.

[@revolver_84]

What a pile of shite this show really was.

[@Forestgravy90]

A while back i put the bins out thinking it was a monday, it was actually still a sunday! lol oh dear, what a silly pillock! ... No that wasn't funny really was it, butit was still a hell of a lot funnier than Nish Kumar, and this show

[@spikeymikey9518]

She wouldn't criticise Islam though, would she? She just wouldn't. And you can't argue with that, just insult me.

[@brucemckay6615]

Bit tired of the lefty lefty... make a funny joke... an actual funny joke....

[@reellezahl]

This is you: _Waah, waah! I’m a monolingual right wing conservative, I dish out racism, xenophobia and discrimination daily, call liberal Britons (*ie* the majority of everyone under 50) Snowflakes, but cannot cop it, when people criticise or insult me._

[@nikmark01]

Bruce McKay Yes indeed. Comfortable middle-class liberal pc socialists trying to be radical. Embarrassing isn't it?

[@WibblyPigNZ]

A very late reference, but do the UK really do savory pancakes on Shrove Tuesday? Sounds perverse. Although also strangely British. Shall we have chocolate and lemon-infused sugar and maple syrup and fruit on a pancake, before Lent? "No we're British, let's have something joyless and bland". Tell me I'm wrong, please.

[@LaurensChannel]

WibblyPigNZ No, it’s okay. You’re wrong (I mean that in a nice way). I haven’t watched this full episode yet, but I’m guessing you’re referring to something that was said in the show. We have sweet pancakes on Shrove Tuesday, maple syrup, normal syrup, lemon + sugar, or blueberries etc. The only difference is the shape and consistency. It’s up to the individual what they want to put on pancakes I guess 😝

[@ChangeBegins9661]

That moment in between Nish's jokes and the audience looking up at the 'AUDIENCE APPLAUSE' sign is brilliant. I can almost make a cup of tea in between. Tea from china, which the British brought to India so they could be a big global player. Bloody racists. Hey Nish can I interest you in some Chinese tea? Or maybe we can agree that we gave the world - roads, railways and laws. Obviously so we could just be so imperial that we give our empire back. YES YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT PAL. WE GACE IT BACK. we also ENDED SLAVERY IN THE WEST. It is still going on in Asia and Africa. Will you please publicise this Nish? No I know you won't. You sad, sad man. We r the best country in the world. The only country that maybe close you also hate. The USA. We r the best. Rule Britannia Nish. We don't like sitting in the street wee fella. I've seen speed bumps bigger than you. I'm not gonna be racist as I know you will report it. Suck a big, massive, heterosexual, British shlong you absolute melt. I love how you hate us hammering you because you aren't used to it. Hahaha I love it, hahaha love it

[@latest3dsgames]

More BBC Propaganda fall for it if you feel you need to...

[@somethingcouragez7024]

Nish isn't funny

[@jaksongpg]

cringeworthingly unfunny

[@VestigialHead]

Nish Kumar hosting a show? Damn they must be getting desperate.

[@3506Dodge]

Parris overstates much of what she says, but she's right about Sarah Jessica Parker. She is horrible.

[@LorcaLoca]

23:50 ridiculous. Nationalised areas of the economy are always monopolies. The NHS is the biggest monopoly is the UK. Its is not possible for other health services to compete with something everyone is forced to pay into. John MacDonald would win monopoly, not be banned.

[@TheCantoneseInvestor]

Ah Rachel Morris, the ultimate straw-man comedian

[@AlanWattResistance]

Rachel Paris is bigoted. How dare she mock someone for their religious faith.

[@edbadyt]

AWResistance common sense

[@businessgoose6057]

Well you ARE quite awful...

[@briannxx]

Jacob Reese Mogg would be great and the threats of deporting this unfunny brown host is a selling point not a negative

[@newmie01]

Wow what a vial post

[@businessgoose6057]

@@TheMissKittyStar I love this

[@ryanh3635]

rachel parris laughs while talking to convince us shes funny, but it just comes across as unprofessional and bad.