THE MASTER OF DISGUISE BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

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[@deadypendergrass3435]

Crazy to see Mitch McConnell in the thumbnail.

[@TheForceOfMusic101]

Brilliant. 👌🏽😂

[@deontevanhorn5442]

5:19

[@paradisecity0406able]

Everytime Billy and Martin laugh, an angel gets their wings.

[@famousthaneus9810]

Billy’s damn near supplied every wing in Heaven then 🤣

[@Iceteague1]

Basically going full Roger Rabbit with the Weasels.

[@cubanref9670]

I doubt that. More like every Demon gets a pitchfork per laugh. These motherfuckers are fake.

[@emblemedfate4270]

He must be running red bull outta business

[@mandem3426]

Facts

[@1080TJ]

From the IMDB trivia: "The scene at the Turtle Club happened to be filming on September 11, 2001. When word of the terrorist attacks reached the set, the cast and crew observed a moment of silence." Just imagine that lmao

[@ECL28E]

I imagine them taking a moment of silence while Carvey is lying on his shell-back, spinning around.

[@davidjames579]

So 9/11 was the second worst thing to happen that day.

[@BareBandSubscription]

That’s actually hilarious. That’s literally the most appropriate possible date for that scene to have been filmed.

[@codafett]

Apparently they were filming while the towers were coming down.

[@gracekelley2907]

Holy shit. I can’t imagine what that day was like...

[@muchlovegambine949]

“Am I not turtly enough for the turtle club? Turtle turtle” lol 12 year old me loved that. 30 year old me hates 12 year old me for that. 😂😂

[@Manufan-og1xg]

My sis and I still quote that part of movie. Haven't seen it in over a decade now, but it was definitely a guilty pleasure back in the day.

[@profoundwanderer1441]

Hahaha I hear you. I'm also 30.. Me and my buddy from Africa loved this movie, because it was soo stupid. He also did the "turtle turtle" impression really well. 😂

[@rod2467]

Turtle turtle!!

[@GrayWoIf]

The week after this came out this is all I heard in 2nd grade

[@ultraboombean]

Turrrtttleeee turrtttleeee lmao

[@brandynrivas591]

This was Dana Carvey's The Love Guru

[@ArtofLunatik]

Ughh the love guru smh. I went to the movies to watch that bullshit smfh.

[@BareBandSubscription]

His Love Guru? This was Dana Carvey’s funeral.

[@Power-9Hunnid]

You mean Mr. Bean.

[@crazyguy43]

You know what, though? This was worse.

[@kittycatmeowmeow963]

@@Power-9Hunnid NEVER compare Mr. Bean to this shit!

[@RiderNexus]

Ever since I found out the Turtle scene was filmed on 9/11, I was never the same man since

[@JinxSanity]

They ran the trailers for this nonstop on kid networks like Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon and Saturday mornings cause they knew that would be the audience that would get a cheap laugh out of it, especially with that cringe fest Turtle joke. It worked, sort of.. but only the annoying kids and bullies in my school were saying "Turtle! TURTLE!" crap.

[@michaelstrong5383]

God, I remember those commercials too, and even I thought it looked so stupid back then.

[@SiLvErWaRe000]

I remember seeing the trailer when I was a kid, and knew it was crap then. I hated whenever that trailer came on. I stopped talking to someone because they saw the movie, and thought it was funny.

[@ShellsGhost1]

Was the Turtle Turtle thing in the trailer? I remember nothing from the movie except that so I'm inclined to believe everyone loved that part from the commercials and quoting it for awhile.

[@michaelstrong5383]

@@ShellsGhost1 I remember they keep playing the turtle scene all the time in those commercials, like that was going to be the best part in the film.

[@redsgrave2003]

That's how it got 9 year old me to watch it. I'm still sad that I made my parents waste money on it.

[@drjasonfreeman]

Funny, they mentioned Lous C.K., but totally missed a young Steve Carell in the same scene.

[@iceewip]

Probably bc he was more obvious to notice, to be honest I hardly noticed that was Louis CK

[@domgarn1]

They mentioned him in the longer video.

[@drjasonfreeman]

@@domgarn1 That makes sense. I didn't think about their videos on other platforms like Twitch.

[@ss2gora0]

@@drjasonfreeman and soundcloud. You forgot soundcloud. That's where the audio podcast come from

[@fergusscott2032]

Maybe because it was super fucking obvious? So they didn't need to mention him rather mention the less obvious one? Lol dumber people in this world everyday man . . .

[@CyberStockholmSyndrome]

This movie came out when I was about 8, and I distinctly remember the advertising pushing two things as the movie’s draw 1: “Am I not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?” And 2: “I’m going to be the master of disguise! I’m going to be the master of disguise!” They thought that those two parts were the peak of comedy in their movie. And those parts weren’t even that funny.

[@RB01.10]

I was 7 and saw it in the theatre, and I still have a guilty pleasure for it LOL

[@jadedskull3162]

And don’t forget the Dubb-ya H0-Ha

[@adamrivera8550]

You guys are low-key the funniest podcast on YT. Cory and the gang deserves more cred.💯

[@ss2gora0]

I like a bit of medium key , myself

[@BL77357]

Facts

[@jongon0848]

I just discovered them today and I've been laughing my ass off at their bad movie reviews.

[@ELRDX612]

Kory*

[@BlayzMonet]

I've quoted "Turtle Turtle" throughout my life .. only thing I remember from it and its my fav lil insider w my friends. I know good and damn well I wouldn't be able to sit through 5 seconds of this movie now as an adult

[@dontrailtyson8405]

Damn finally found someone who understand the greatness of the turtle turtle part lmao. Said it all the time

[@lakeem946]

the crazy part is hes making impressions of movies kids wouldn't have even seen

[@Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories]

Yeah, like with the awful Jaws character impression... How many kids from that era SAW Jaws?

[@stefanfilipovits21]

Yeah, ur right. How many grade-schoolers have seen Scarface?!

[@stantheman9790]

Probably because they thought parodying those movies would've been funny for the adults that would actually watch this shit. Too bad none of them were funny though lmao

[@leob4403]

​@@stantheman9790they were funny, but you sense of humour is shite

[@kloggmonkey]

my theory has always been that dana came up with that weird turtle-man character and had absolutely no idea what to do with it. like he wanted to do a sketch with this character but had no sketch, so i believe this whole movie was worked around that turtle man. "he could be a master of disguise or something?" but even in context that character doesn't make sense.

[@michaelstrong5383]

The only thing I remember about this movie were the trailers for it. Him chanting he's going to be a master of disguise and the "Turtle" stuff convinced me not to see this movie. And I was 9 years old around that time!

[@MinddKidzag]

That's really saying something when a 9 year old's standards are higher than everyone involved with this movie.

[@JeonardShadby505]

And don't forget the Lay's Potato Chips commercials that Dana Carvey did that summer.

[@michaelstrong5383]

@@JeonardShadby505 "One for you, one for you, one for you, TEN FOR MEEEE!"

[@michaelstrong5383]

@@MinddKidzag And it wasn't like my taste in movies were sophisticated back then, but I knew stupid stuff when I saw it at that age.

[@Jamsaladd]

Wow a genius even at 9 ! So talented and smart

[@redsgrave2003]

What a blast from the past. When this movie was coming out, I was a kid. I was an idiot kid. I watched the commercials and thought it would be a funny movie. I was hyped for it and I got my mom to take me to see it. It was pretty much the only movie I fell asleep to in theaters.

[@antwanjenkins6735]

God this movie sucked so bad man, I still can't believe it exist lol.

[@omegamysterio3701]

I remember there being girls in my highschool class that absolutely loved this "movie" so much to the point they brought it up every opportunity they got. I do not see what they found so great, like I'd understand if it was because it's so bad it's good but it's not even that good! 😕

[@ralphwiggum1982]

I hate to admit it but as a kid I actually liked this movie when it came out

[@masukatwenty2020]

Turrrrrrrrtle!

[@MrAlcazar]

Yeah, this is on the level of bad that it's surreal, like Leonard Part 6.

[@RB01.10]

@@ralphwiggum1982 Same here, I was 7 when it came out and remember enjoying and laughing at it LOL

[@DrRockso79]

Ahh, Dana Carvey... someone I thought was hilarious as a kid, but as an adult I'm like "How did this guy have a career?"

[@michaelstrong5383]

He was funny on SNL, but after the Wayne's World movies, it all went downhill from there.

[@DrRockso79]

@@michaelstrong5383 I still love Wayne's World but after going back and watching some of his old stuff on SNL awhile ago I said to myself, "This isn't nearly as funny as I remember." and his stand up? Forget about it. Yikes.

[@JeonardShadby505]

He seems like a really sweet guy in real life and I think his comedy specials are decent. But yeah, there's a reason he's not headlining movies anymore, and it's for the best.

[@jackcarver5412]

@@DrRockso79 he had decent comedy movie where he played a detective not 2 bad.

[@84jesterx]

SNL. That's why.

[@anthonyleach7608]

I remember seeing the trailer for this in the movie theater. My mom and I thought the trailer looked hilarious and went to see it on opening night. It's been almost 20 years, and I still want my money back.

[@BrianD.Stringham1593]

anthony leach Ouch, man, that REALLY bites you more in the ass than a Rottweiler ever could. 🤕

[@RB01.10]

I remember seeing it when it came out and remember laughing a bit, still have the DVD. LOL Its a guilty pleasure

[@prestonjr2099]

“Louis CK! That was Louis CK.” Me: “Holy crap was that Steven Carell??!!!”

[@Disney65Fan]

Wait Steve Carell was in this film.

[@btr003]

I always said, the problem with this movie is that it's missing the straight man who gets annoyed by the main character's antics. That's what makes Spongebob work as comedy, because he has Squidward. It's the Odd Couple routine. When Nostalgia Critic reviewed this movie, I died laughing because NC became the annoyed character. And here again, I died laughing because Korey's the annoyed character.

[@MrAspiringactor]

Technically Jennifer Esposito is that character as is The Grandpa but The Grandpa is barely in it and Jennifer's character arc is learning to fall in love with Pistachio.

[@ECL28E]

And they kept botching the slapstick. When these characters get slapped, they're completely unfazed; but the one rule about slapstick is, it HAS to result in a reaction. Either a simple "ouch", a KO, or something cartoony like getting shattered like glass, SOMETHING!

[@fightingmedialounge519]

The characters did react from time to time. Really the problem I see is that impressions aren't jokes.

[@leob4403]

​@@ECL28E There's no rules to comedy, the only people who think that are neve funny themselves

[@leob4403]

​@@fightingmedialounge519wrong, impressions are jokes, SNL did many sketches revolving around impressions

[@somecitrus7561]

Dana Carvey stood for a moment of silence for the victims of 9/11 in that turtle suit

[@leob4403]

Nope, that's a myth, the filming didn't start until 23d of september that year

[@BugsyFoga]

I wonder If Dana Carvey ever regretted how this film turned out .

[@darwincity]

Maybe the paycheck soothed the pain of humiliation.

[@ClockworkMan13]

Pistachio is like one of those intentionally annoying cartoon villains, except Bugs Bunny never shows up to F with him.

[@EulalioMagana]

Adam Sandler thinks silly names and silly accents are hilarious. I should audition for his movies

[@reikun86]

I still remember when Sean Penn punched Church Lady in the face. It was unscripted, but Dana pulled it off like a champ.

[@peateargryfin844]

I will never be able to forget this movie... because I was forced to see it in theaters twice when it came out. I was 10 when this movie was released. My parents had just gotten divorced and were both Dana Carvey fans. To this day, that was the worst part of that divorce.

[@hendrsb33]

He's less a "master of disguise" than a "master of goofy impressions that attract attention to himself". What self-respecting turtle says "Turtle-turtle" all the time?

[@JayColor]

I remember one of my colleges roommates told us this was unironically his favorite movie. We proceeded to watch it without knowing anything about it. It was the most painful, uncomfortable night of my life. And one night I was once in a car crash and diagnosed with a bran tumor at the hospital. Master of Disguise was still worse.

[@ECL28E]

Is he okay? "He's fine, tumor...... tumor? Tuuuuumor..... *foams at the mouth and faints*

[@BareBandSubscription]

DAMN

[@DarkPhoenixSaga]

He has bad taste.

[@RB01.10]

Damn, I hope you're okay.

[@leob4403]

Hyperbole does not make you funny. "This movie is worse than cancer blabla" only unfunny people use this type of hyperbole

[@gnewt75]

Sandler produced Jack and Jill and Little Nicky. Let’s not act like this is the only crapfest produced by him lol

[@germiatejenkins4772]

Little Nicky was good

[@gnewt75]

Leroy Demery uh huh. Good and terrible.

[@irishemogirl6720]

@@gnewt75 Coming to America, right? The one guy that thinks Randy Watson is a good singer and one of the other guys says "Uh huh, good and terrible".😆

[@mr.jonesy8521]

@@gnewt75 I am fully aware that Little Nicky is not a "good" movie. But I unapologetically love it!

[@gnewt75]

@@mr.jonesy8521 you're in a very small group. And my statement still stands. There's ppl who liked Jack and Jill. They're still crapfests of storytelling.

[@Geotherealest]

Damn this has to be one of the worst bad movies y’all ever reviewed I don’t even have to watch the movie and I’m still annoyed asf with the move they should of just made it a cartoon😂

[@BrianD.Stringham1593]

24 Geezy Even as a cartoon, the writing in the movie would still sucked. The kids and their parents in the audience deserved better better material than this. You want an actual GOOD family comedy entertainment that was made in the early 2000’s with actual GOOD cartoon humor, just watch “The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle”. Trust me, it’s fun, it’s actually FUNNY, it has clever writing, it has memorable characters with memorable performances by very talented actors such as Rene Russo, Jason Alexander and, yes, even Robert De Niro as the main villains, it’s a very underrated, very under-appreciated and very smart movie.

[@Geotherealest]

Brian Stringham Rocky and Bullwinkle is way better than this😂

[@emanueltorres894]

I remember when this movie was in theaters, a girl invited me to see it, and My anwser was: "if you pay for My ticket, I'll go." She did and that was the sad part, because before the reach the first 20 minutes se we're both out of the theaters and playing Marvel vs. Capcom in the arcade.

[@F.Hakeem89]

Wow Martin & Nostalgia Critic like that one fart joke lol.

[@REAL0223]

I remember watching this at 6 years old and being like "this is horrible". One of the worst movies I've ever seen

[@jadedskull3162]

I was 12 and I thought it was going to be good. I never saw it in theatres and Rented the VHS from Blockbuster, 2 words you don’t hear anymore, and was disappointed from begging to end,

[@yakuza01]

25:04 I don't know what these guys are talking about. I think that Mitch McConnell impression is spot on.

[@beastlyidiots9232]

O.k. Am I just really high or, did you just completely pass over the fact that Steve Carell (little known) is beside Dana Carvey in that skit? Forget Louis C.K.

[@georgehornsby6882]

"Forget Louis C.K." Never.

[@beastlyidiots9232]

Apologies... didn't mean to erase Louis CK.

[@cremetangerine82]

Steven Carrell was mentioned in the extended clip, this one is edited for time.

[@devinmccurry5546]

The difference is here is, there is no reason or lead up to the slaps it just happens, during the three stooges there is a build up, banter/arguing that leads to slapping punch line, and the characters have chemistry. Here its just thrown in

[@RB01.10]

28:05 The bizarre and tragic irony of that is that the scene was apparently filmed on 09/11/01.

[@davidgeldner2167]

There’s bad, there’s offensive, there’s laughably bad, there’s pathetic, and then there’s this masterpiece.

[@warhammerguy]

Imagine if someone tried to get into the black panther party by wearing a panther fur suit and repeatedly saying "panther!" Over and over again.

[@leob4403]

That would be better than the actual black panther movies which are COMPLETE TRASH

[@copperblaze22]

Destiny's Chlid really paid their dues being on this soundtrack.

[@trabertgraneau3323]

This movie is problematic even back in 2002.

[@leob4403]

There's not a single problem with it. That woke nonsense is all in your head

[@HeatherAngus-vj2jq]

The 2000s was awesome and had some of the greatest movies ever to exist before in history.

[@jeremybrooks5611]

They didn't bring up how the credits go on forever with a bunch of random footage they threw together included as well.

[@thedistrict95]

I never knew Sandler produced this😑

[@thedistrict95]

On top of that, you don't look into it that much when you're a kid. Seeing it now, holy fuck is this awful

[@ralphwiggum1982]

Mr Reynolds1995 the humor was very child like in this film especially the silly fart jokes

[@jyoshiostudios]

That makes so much sense

[@stvnhthr]

My brother dragged me to this film. I was so highly uncomfortable throughout the whole thing. I just kept thinking, "No human being made this film, it is straight up the work of the devil."

[@SGman3000]

YOOO @ chat during 42:41 "A piece of sh*t... his most convincing impression" LMFAO

[@ryancraig6675]

I had no idea Adam Sandler produced this movie. That explains everything.

[@leob4403]

Your comments says a lot about you. You are a boring nobody

[@BusStopProductions.]

9/11 Happened during the production of this film & they had a Moment of Silence on Set while Dana was in his Turtle Man Costume

[@krisherdown]

I remember seeing the trailers when this came out and I felt sorry for Dana Carvey immediately. I really feel for Korey having seen this in 2002 but it's especially a good thing he didn't have to hear Billy's reaction to his pain back then.

[@mauvnoelful]

17:50 I think it would be a good scene if it shows Abraham Lincoln at the theatre, making the audience believe that it’s one of the disguise ancestors, but instead it’s John Wilkes booth

[@spilleraaron4748]

The turtle combined with some toasty goodness equals some grade A turtle soup!

[@brandynrivas591]

You know Martin got triggered when he saw the turtle guy.

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

I'll take three.

[@Cnoble59]

I remember seeing the ads for this film on television as a kid and thinking, “wow, that looks dumb.”

[@ghost245353]

I remember this movie being the funniest thing to come out according to my classmates in elementary school.

[@GrayWoIf]

My parents refused to take me to this so I felt so left out when everyone in 2nd grade was quoting this.

[@eatatjoes6751]

Man, I hate when bad movies find one joke that was kinda funny and ram it into the ground.

[@lilyofthevalley2048]

“The worst Happy Madison production” Even worse than *Jack and Jill?* Damn, that’s pretty bad.

[@rodolforodriguez4447]

Seeing you guys reacting to this movie is more funny than anything happy Maddison has produced in its entire existence

[@leob4403]

That would be a wrong assessment, Happy Madison has produced many widely beloved comedies in its existence

[@Grnvolpe]

I remembered wanting to watch this movie when it was coming out. Thank god nobody took me

[@DZstudios.]

Am I turtlely enough to watch this show?!? Turtle turtle 🐢

[@Gideon13397]

One positive thing about this movie: Jennifer Esposito.

[@JaxBlade]

27:40 still makes me cackle lmaoo

[@DaBeatsmithBennyBlaze]

When this flick first came out in the theater, as Dana Carvey fans, my homeboy and I decided to go see this one, and we took our younger siblings to see it. In the first 10 minutes, we thought it was terrible, so we walked out and left our younger siblings watching it. My homeboy and I got refunded with a ticket to any other flick. So we waited in the theater lobby playing arcade games. Once the flick was done, we took our siblings home, then we went back and saw Martin Lawrence's Run Tell Dat with our refunded tickets, which was great. Master Of Disguise was the first time I ever walked out on a flick. Ha ha ha.

[@leob4403]

You can't really be a Dana Carvey fan if you don't enjoy his impressions and characters, so I call bs on that

[@legendr09]

Not gonna lie but the turtle 🐢 scene killed me as a child lmao 😂 now seeing it as an adult it still makes me chuckle a little but just imagining the context of it.

[@Cajek2]

That 🐢 scene has zero context or relevance to anything in existence.

[@CharlessMovieChannel]

So I was a kid when this came out, So keep that in mind: I loved this movie as a kid, Lower on it now, but as a kid you would think that I thought this was the greatest movie of all time. Even memorized and performed a full scene from this for my after school tutoring class. Yeah, I was dumb back then.

[@leob4403]

You shouldn't be ashamed of that, this movie is still goofy funny, doesn't matter how old you are, if you still have some humbleness about you

[@mitchgalane3352]

The creepy german voice was just him ripping off Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove.

[@TheBadHabitz]

I still feel bad for making my mom watch this with me as a kid 🤣

[@carlosr1176]

This review of the movie would have made millions more than the real movie. This was hilarious.

[@dragonskunkstudio7582]

"There's a dude farting here named Brent Spiner" Said no Trekky ever.

[@jodi2847]

I worked at a Hollywood Video when this movie came out for rental. Lots of copies, and it was hugely popular. Kids loved it. I have no idea why.

[@GrayWoIf]

Yeah from my point of view being 8 this film was real popular guess there wasn't enough 8 year olds in the world to make it a hit.

[@leob4403]

​@@GrayWoIfit did decent at the box office, 43.6 million of a 16 million budget

[@AlmightyDoge665]

I remember watching this as a kid after my mom rented this for me from Blockbuster. I honestly almost thought this movie didn’t exist and I dreamed it because I never saw a trace of it anywhere as far as channels playing it as a rerun.

[@JaviArts250]

Kids: We wanna see Rick Moranis! Mom: We have Rick Moranis at home Rick Moranis at home:

[@michaelstrong5383]

Rick was funnier than this.

[@mchx3l]

I used to love this movie!! “Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? Turtle. Turtle.” 😂😂

[@The_eyebrowguy]

I heard @SpeirstheamazingHD say that

[@360.Tapestry]

i remember seeing the trailer on tv. there would be a part where the voiceover says: dana carvey is _the master of disguise_ like it's an established character.... i was confused. now i realize it was just adults talking out their ass. dana carvey may be talented enough to pull off superficial impressions, but i guess he was never creative enough to invent enduring characters and stories

[@karinan3rd]

I've always had this memory of someone in a green suit saying "turtle turtle" in that way but never knew what movie it was from until now.

[@Andaverde]

i didnt start laughing at the fart jokes till billy lost his damn mind laughing

[@Claybraham91]

I was one of those kids quoting the turtle scene and still am. Literally quoted the turtle bit at work the other day to my coworkers. We laughed. All was good.

[@jonnydoey9435]

So this gets a bad movie review but Freddy Got Fingered gets shafted? Oh the blasphemy!!!!

[@dorpth]

Behind the scenes trivia: they were shooting the turtle scene on the morning of September 11, 2001. News of the attacks reached the set, and they decided to hold a moment of silence, with Carvey standing there in that turtle suit.

[@politefan8141]

I saw this movie when it came out and the only thing I remembered about it is Brent Spiner. Just like with a lot of these movies, like It's Pat, there is at least one memorable character. Dana Carvey recently lost his son. It was sad to hear, especially since he's dealt with a lot of pain in his life. I'll keep holding onto the positive memories he's given me in my childhood and teen years.

[@DaveC74]

I hate this movie with the firey passion of 1000 suns

[@cinematicsterling6897]

korey, martin, and billy made this movie less of a torturous experience. i can’t believe i liked this as a kid

[@stephyalysse]

Yeah, I def remember renting this when it came out. All excited to see some new Dana Carvey...Oh boy, this was a tough one. Maybe he'll make a big comeback some day. I know I was happy to feel all that nostalgia on the SNL reunion a few years back.

[@missbel8849]

That whole Bo Derrick /Josh Brolin disguise bit was used in the 2000s Charlie’s Angels movies.

[@davidjames579]

James Brolin.

[@missbel8849]

David James Him and his son look just alike. Oops...you knew who I meant 😪😪

[@shay2218]

This is hands down the worst movie I have ever seen, ever. I thought about throwing myself down the theatre stairs because I was so bored. It was not even funny. I was so bad. Not even fun bad, just bad bad. It still gives me annoyed feelings and it has been a lifetime since it came out.

[@hotman718]

I remember this movie back in the day. I had the VHS tape. I tried watching it I was like 8 years old. I couldn't finish it. Even as a kid I knew it was terrible. 8 year old me hated this movie.

[@leob4403]

Only shows you take yourself too seriously

[@hotman718]

@@leob4403 its just not funny

[@leob4403]

@@hotman718 you are not funny. It takes funny to know funny

[@hotman718]

@@leob4403 ok

[@leob4403]

@@hotman718 "ok". that's all you ever get of you knuckleheads, porridge in your brains lmao

[@DetroitAlan01]

This is off topic, but Tales From the Hood 3 dropped today with little to no fanfare. Have to say it is much improved over part 2 and comes really close to the original in terms of quality. Do not understand how this just popped up, out of nowhere.

[@ArtofLunatik]

Is it on netflix? Might watch it altho i didnt fight the second one but im a huge fan of the first one

[@DetroitAlan01]

ArtofLunatik - right now it’s VOD. Will probably be on Netflix, like the first sequel was, before too long.

[@Mattitude23]

i never understood the biting off the nose and spitting tt back

[@blitheringrando1410]

His german impression was like Nigel from the Wild Thornberrys show, which was an english character

[@emcee009]

Jeez... the only thing that black chef's dub-over was missing is a rendition of "Swing Low Sweet Chariot".

[@TreFKennedy]

Dana Carvey never appealed to me 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[@cremetangerine82]

Same here, but his short-lived “The Dana Carvey Show” introduced me to Stephen Colbert and Steven Carrell.

[@Bigedub101]

Besides the impressions just wasn't too funny to me

[@karmasauce6288]

When the review is funnier than the movie.

[@Power-9Hunnid]

22:52 Where he's running had me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesoblivion]

Dana's first role was in Halloween II, and he managed to be in it briefly enough to survive. Can't we just remember him that way? All young and not stabbed to death.

[@leob4403]

You can remember him that way but don't force that nonsense on me

[@mcdadais]

I remember in elementary everyone was quoting this movie. Especially the turtle part. I remember watching it and not really caring for it. I didn't hate it or anything but it wasn't that great

[@doomsday519]

The presence of Jennifer Esposito was the only good thing about this movie.

[@cocolime6496]

Um excuse me what about Brent spiner

[@HeatherAngus-vj2jq]

Yeah that actor did a good job surprisingly. That girl has no talent at all whatsoever.

[@zeathosthomas4847]

The Cherry pie conundrum was the biggest laugh of many I got out of this review.

[@TheDarkSatirist]

fun fact: the turtle scene was shot on 9-11-2001

[@daniboy2982]

My late brother used to always say "Turtle Turtle!" and we would groan and chuckle because he actually sat and watched this movie. Because of that it has a warm spot in my heart although I can't even stand 10 seconds of this movie.

[@ChaosSolEternal]

I remember seeing commercials for this when I was a kid and being so sure it was funny cause they constantly pushed that turtle scene in every ad. I think I watched it at someone's birthday party and all I remember was being bored and disappointed that the turtle scene wasn't nearly as funny as I thought it would be.

[@BrettHornby]

Watch the whole video later. Did find this movie a little hilarious. The Turtle Guy and the Who's Your Daddy moments are the highlights. Era around 2000-2003 there was a ton of what most would consider bad movies. Used to work at a discount movie theatre where I've caught a lot of those so called bad movies.

[@leob4403]

And most of them are faaar better than the so called "good" movies of these times, the superhero trash, and avatar 2 and Barbie, and all this fkin TRASH

[@jamesoblivion]

Clean Slate is definitely Memento as a dumb comedy. haha But in fairness, it wasn't Dana Carvey's first flop. Opportunity Knocks was his first flop, four years earlier. Staple of 90s basic cable, though.

[@Shadowman4710]

The most shocking thing about this film is that it made $40 million at the box office...

[@JamesASharp]

WHAT!?!

[@Shadowman4710]

@@JamesASharp I kid you not. And that was, what 2002 dollars?