The Menopause song (Loose threads, loose change)

A song about the menopause written by Jeremy Limb & Melinda Hughes. Recorded live at Crazy Coqs November 2023.
Lyrics:
A cup of coffee, I break out in a sweat
A glass of pinot, I beA cup of coffee, I break out in a sweat
A glass of pinot, I begin to forget
What was I doing? Was I singing a song?
I’ve lost my thread, I may have gone wrong…
I go to bed and toss and turn until dawn,
Wake at 4.30, feeling bloated and drawn,
How is it possible to gain 5 pounds overnight?
I’ve lost my thread, I knew that I might
I’ll be proactive, start an HRT plan,
A pack and some pills, a bone density scan,
Take up Pilates, I’ll cut back on wine,
Eat plenty of fruit, be in bed before nine
I’ve lost my thread, what’s the next line?
I take a shower and my skin starts to itch,
My joints are aching and my thigh muscles twitch,
I may get mood swings, so what if I do?
I’ve lost my thread, was I talking to you?
Heart palpitations, that’s guaranteed,
Lots of wet patches, except where I need
Don’t make me laugh please,
Cause I might start to pee.
I’ve lost my thread, were you talking to me?
Maybe I’ll take a young lover to prove that I can,
Cause why can’t a woman be more like a man?
My life isn’t over, I’m gonna be fine,
I’m not too decrepit to have a good time
I’ve lost my thread, Can’t think of a rhyme
I’ve got that book by Davina McCall,
But where I’ve put it, I just cannot recall,
I’m either too hot or too cold
Or too hot or too cold, Or too hot or too cold, Or too hot or too cold
I’m starting to fade,