The Middle Ages Most Unholy Christmas...

[@medievalmadnesss]

Kingdom Come Deliverance is giving away a FREE copy of the game to whoever has the best Medieval Christmas joke!! Let's hear your best joke below!⚔🤺

[@hhelioss6851]

Why did Warhorse Studios medieval Christmas party get delayed? They had to verify if candy canes were historically accurate in 1403! Historical Research Failed Dan Vávra wants to know your location Reputation Lost with Historical Consultants -75

[@brittlebitthouseofrikards9024]

Not my joke but worth retelling: 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.' Cheers!

[@brittlebitthouseofrikards9024]

Not my joke but worth retelling: 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.' Cheers!

[@rodrigofilipe5658]

Do you know why Vlad Dracula didn't like the cold? He would get frostbite! 🥶 🧛‍♂️

[@JJ-xd6re]

During Christmas,Mongols would enter their enemies houses by their chimney to deliver presents. That was called Black Christmas

[@brittlebitthouseofrikards9024]

Ok thus is the 3rd time ive tried to post this but it keeps disappearing so apologies if they all show up at once or something. Anyways. Not my joke but worth retelling. There were 3 men standing outside the gates of heaven on Christmas eve. Saint Peter says to them, 'In honor of this holy season you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The irishman replies, 'These are Carols.' Cheers all!

[@nyxspiritsong5557]

Holy crap that's awesome....

[@imhollywood101]

Thanks for the effort of posting 3 times I got a kick outta this.

[@marianneegland5576]

Love it!!😅

[@Kty27-65]

😂😂😂

[@lindamortimore-bc6zs]

Smart ass ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MartianAmbassador69]

First ad read I've ever listened through because I'm also stoked about KCD2!

[@owlthepirate5997]

This is one of my favorite channels, I'm always stoked when I see a new video come out!

[@Gimboid79]

Squire: "How was thy journey good sir knight?" Knight: "Twas long and hard". Squire: "tis what she proclaimed!".

[@DarkLight748]

Why did the Medievals wait until Christmas morning before wrapping their gifts? Because they knew Medieval presents were afraid of the Knight before Christmas!

[@Hailey-mx4kc]

Good one 😂

[@ashleighpeterson1510]

Appreciate you and your work, hope you're doing well!

[@Malleable_Balls]

KCD is genuinely the best game of all time!! Ive booked 3 days off work so I can binge it

[@marianneegland5576]

Forgive me, this has nothing to do with the video. Just wondering if anyone has seen or read "The Name of the Rose'? Story takes place in 1327 at a remote abbey in northern Italy. Both the book (written by Umberto Eco) and the movie are great imo!

[@OdeInWessex]

Yes and because I'm old I read it when it first came out. Have you seen the film with Sean Connery and Christian Slater? It's pretty good if a bit 'grey'. We know now that things were far more colourful during the early Middle Ages than many film makers would have you believe. Matt Lewis on another channel does a very good critique of Kingdom of Heaven (one of my favourite films despite the massive inaccuracies!😂😂😂😂). Happy Christmas to you.

[@jlow4214]

An excellent read. I’ve even read-read it a few times over the years.

[@joanhoffman3702]

Yes, I’ve read it and seen the movie. The novel moves along better if you skip the religious discourses. Of course, if that’s your thing, have at it.

[@feelthejoy]

@@OdeInWessexwasn’t there also a miniseries based on it?

[@James-id7ok]

Yes, I read it about 35 years ago

[@rdd4563]

3:53 "county dongull" I'm dead. It's pronounced Done (the word) - E (saying the letter) - Gall (goll). Donegal, DoneEGall.

[@clairecampbell9504]

So funny😂

[@Shadowjay969]

I was like where the fuck is Co. Dongle and how have I never heard of it in my 8 years in Ireland 😭🤣 heard they have good wifi there

[@Shadowjay969]

"5:50, Co. Sleegow"

[@JohnnyWalkerLAD]

Not only that he claimed a 7th county

[@charliemijatovic8562]

I cant wait for KCD2!! glad to hear they've sponsored you.

[@Leroy-f5q]

You have made history very interesting again. Great story telling, narration and references. Keep it up!

[@Sarcastic165]

Great as Always! Merry Christmas 🇺🇸🎄🎄❤️

[@alexanderaugustus]

One tiny thing about Kingdom Come Deliverance is that I, as a historian and reenactor with a good deal of knowledge about the period, noticed that some designs were taken from reenactors rather than historic sources. Details that were just not entirely 100% correct. However, they did a tremendous job and those details pale in comparison to how amazingly accurate everything looks. So I hope this encourages other game designers and indeed movie makers to follow in their footsteps.

[@taylor6164]

W sponsor. KCD was a masterpiece and the dev's first game ever. Can't wait for the sequel.

[@WaddedBliss]

Mispronunciation of names gets comments. Comments get the video higher up in the algorithm. Now you know.

[@e.h9832]

Video starts at 3:43

[@crystalclear6864]

Starts at 3:53. Scroll there

[@houtenhekje8375]

Can't wait to get my Hans on a Capon for Kingdom come 2

[@johnny130y9]

Kingdom Come is the BEST! I already pre-ordered the Gold Edition, but congratulations to the lucky person who ends up with the free copy. Warhorse Studios is such a respectable developer~

[@coconutsmarties]

@@johnny130y9 Most of them are, yeah. Dan though..

[@imhollywood101]

The hype for KCD 2 is real. 😊

[@David-xh9cw]

Done-E-gall is in the North of Ireland, not Northern Ireland :) Will check out KCD. Thanks as always for the awesome content. Cheers!

[@David-xh9cw]

@Padraigofloinn

[@petermello55]

Henry of Skalitz!!

[@SuperPsychoSheep]

Sligo is pronounced Sly-go

[@coconutsmarties]

This was the first time I sat through the whole ad without skipping forward

[@debralittle1341]

Happy Christmas

[@A-ii5dp]

ohh, I thought this was one of those bardcore christmas themed playlists. My bad.

[@timecapsule.]

I think your pronunciation of Donegal needs work. (It is not in Northern Ireland but in Ulster though).

[@Jimmie2429]

So, did St. Columba convert Nessie to Christianity?

[@Anamnesis010]

If YOU vouch for it, I'll have to check it out.

[@sandyhardy3419]

Watch out for another unholy Christmas…. We have heard word of a red Christmas… Someone read a book said Santa’s got to go… (during last Christmas)And then a man with a fish hat is opening five portals on Christmas Eve in the shape of Satans mark 😳😳😳😳😳…is the prison door 🚪 the door to the pit ??? Shades of Revelation

[@coconutsmarties]

@@sandyhardy3419 you what

[@peterking2886]

I've always wondered how laws were enforced in the Medieval Europe. Who would bring people to court ....break up fights....catch thieves ...and generally keep the peace. As the police force was not established until 1829 was there an organised system.

[@mintybadger6905]

Depends on the time period and location. Reeves and sheriffs have been a thing for a long time. Way back when, everyone knew everyone so your neighbors were required to turn you in if you behaving badly and you’d be taken to court or jailed as the crime required.

[@theconqueringram5295]

It's a shame Celtic Christianity disappeared, seems a lot more interesting than the Latin Rite.

[@shikiriki_the_death_tree]

Will "kingdom come: deliverance" be mobile?

[@SplatterEX]

Ad ends at 3:50

[@lindamortimore-bc6zs]

Almost 4 mins of game ads comeon

[@FurtiveFool]

Oblivion? How dare you!

[@R0bindahlqvist]

f*k*n awesome video! great production and video!

[@SuperPsychoSheep]

Donegal is pronounced Done-e-gaul.

[@BestFriendOfJesus]

God bless

[@jondarbyshire-s7k]

I watched this channel because it was informative, not sure if I back if you keep long adverts

[@annaToPia1244]

thank the medieval gods 🙏🏻 firdausi upload 🤞🏻

[@lindamortimore-bc6zs]

Lmaoooooo

[@realmtraveller]

Can I have the game? Im a gamer and also want to start up my YT channel again!!!

[@ianmorton140]

Sponser overkill, 3 minutes before content not good on a short history lesson i already know, subsription canceled! Cash cow can work against you. Always content first then if your good enough people will follow.

[@johnny130y9]

Skipping forward is in fact a function, lmao.

[@flapjackfae]

The commercial is too long and I'm bored. Bye.

[@malicemacey]

You know you can just skip forward right?

[@jimc.goodfellas]

Lol

[@justhereforthevideos2798]

👩‍🍼there there it’s ok. 🍼

[@feelthejoy]

Here are some options for you: 1) skip fwd 2) do smth else for a few seconds like text a friend, check your email, open Wikipedia, touch grass 3) get KZbin premium

[@coconutsmarties]

Bye-bye don't don't come back 🎉

[@Padraigofloinn]

The pronunciation of the Irish place names was terrible. It's like you were trying to pronounce all of them wrong.

[@WaddedBliss]

That's literally why they did it.

[@archeanna1425]

This site has messed up pronuciations in every episode. No one checks to see that the AI voice is accurate.

[@JustMe-cs9vi]

It’s not AI ! 😂

[@David-xh9cw]

It's shocking isn't it? There was one a few episodes back I let it go but that DONE GALL in NI is just NO, no, that's not even close. Being from NI I'd get offended but tbf he obviousl knows about as much about NI as I do about the mainland lol.

[@Padraigofloinn]

@David-xh9cw Donegal is in the republic of Ireland, not the north or Ireland

[@steve2toes]

Skipped the video. Ad was too long

[@zannaB60]

Can we please get to the history??? If you want to talk about gaming, start another channel!

[@coconutsmarties]

@@zannaB60 It's an advert.. MM need to get compensated for their work, and it's not like you're paying for it so maybe relax? Also - two comments on this channel and both deeply negative. Lovely...

[@Pixiiex]

Half the video is just rubbish being advertised dislike