This man seems like he's always on the verge of a mental breakdown and it makes him so much more hilarious lmfao
@Celestial-yq6hz2 жыл бұрын
My exact thoughts
@SherlockHomeless2232 жыл бұрын
What if he is?
@spinarch54822 жыл бұрын
@@SherlockHomeless223 then it's even better.
@piffny66662 жыл бұрын
yeah like I honestly thought he was going to spiral when he said "we have got enough milks now"
@jesseg77572 жыл бұрын
If you watch his special "Travels with my father" you get a REALLY good idea of why he is the way he is.
@alwaysfish9072 жыл бұрын
the way his voice goes to full send mode when he says "would everyone stop MILKING S***!"
@generalblackbird55582 жыл бұрын
IT SOUNDED LIKE THE VOICE OF GOD
@jayldbrk14172 жыл бұрын
The beep absolutely ruined it though 🙄
@ElectronLordАй бұрын
@@jayldbrk1417 Saw the uncensored clip elsewhere and yes it was much much better.
@Nick_C19972 жыл бұрын
I like how the woman at the coffee shop listed basically every milk on the planet EXCEPT regular milk, like she just assumed Jack was a vegan or dairy free
@TheSansationalSans2 жыл бұрын
Regular milk and every version of milk that comes from an animal. No mention of goat's milk, etc. either.
@maenad1231 Жыл бұрын
@@TheSansationalSans Goat’s Milk > Cow Milk There i said it
@TheSansationalSans Жыл бұрын
@@maenad1231 lol. I have never had goats milk, but I don't particularly like cow milk , so I don't doubt you
@yoonahkang7384 Жыл бұрын
Well jack looks the type
@abskhairoun Жыл бұрын
At some point, "assumed" will turn to "preferred"
@saltypear73972 жыл бұрын
This milk rant along with Jake's utterly posh accent makes this sound like a cartoon villain's monologue to the hero on why he invented a ray that destroys all non-dairy kinds of milk in existence.
@blakksheep7362 жыл бұрын
That's an oddly specific ray.
@manisha.n862 жыл бұрын
@@blakksheep736 makes me think of the evil scientist from phineas and ferb
@blakksheep7362 жыл бұрын
@@manisha.n86 Lmao.
@fabianlaibin69562 жыл бұрын
@@manisha.n86 The Nondairymilkawayinator?
@luxerhawton24562 жыл бұрын
@@fabianlaibin6956 Jack-y the platypus?!
@caroline16372 жыл бұрын
When he said “we are the smokers of 2020” I burst out laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sorrowdusk50682 жыл бұрын
He,'s not wrong though
@caroline16372 жыл бұрын
No he’s not at all wrong but it was still so funny. 🤣
@sorrowdusk50682 жыл бұрын
@@caroline1637 oh it was fun cuz he was right, that and Jacks always high pitched delivery.🤣🤣
@caroline16372 жыл бұрын
@@sorrowdusk5068 YES! 🤣
@drazikenn2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't quite understand it. Could you help with it😂
@romxxii2 жыл бұрын
as someone who's actually lactose intolerant: - out of the non-dairy milk substitutes, only soy comes anywhere near to approaching dairy milk's consistency - most of them don't even properly carry the flavor of their source: plain almond milk doesn't taste _anything_ like almonds, it tastes like dishwater from the time you had a bowl of almonds - lactose free milk exists, and the process of de-lactosing milk makes it _sweeter._ Truly the _best_ option if your only reason for avoiding milk is allergenic - if you avoid it for religious dietary practices, as mentioned soy milk does well enough.
@bananaanimations20032 жыл бұрын
I honestly love lactose-free milk, and almond milk with Honey O's tastes like lucky charms marshmallows. Also I'm lactose intolerant to a certain number of things, not always though (I don't get it either)
@whatsinaname49712 жыл бұрын
Honestly lactose free milk is the best. I recently discovered that I'm lactose intolerant and it makes me so happy...
@allcopsarebastards14782 жыл бұрын
I love dairy milk, and unfortunately I’ve hated soy milk for most of my life (barring black bean soy milk). For me, oat milk is the only thing that comes remotely close to dairy milk, taste wise.
@bananaanimations20032 жыл бұрын
@@allcopsarebastards1478 soy milk tastes atrocious, never tried oat milk but I think I might
@bluefalcon63562 жыл бұрын
Oat is good imo
@LornCovers2 жыл бұрын
When I saw this on Netflix, I swear I couldn't stop laughing😂👍
@benjaminwilliams51952 жыл бұрын
Same
@LadimusPrime2 жыл бұрын
What’s the special called on Netflix?
@federicac39532 жыл бұрын
@@LadimusPrime I'm only joking
@isabellamarcelino19702 жыл бұрын
So is it on netflix or not?
@r0xdab0x96xo2 жыл бұрын
@@isabellamarcelino1970 That's what it's called, Jake Whitehall: I'm only joking
@jafferkhannuhaa8382 жыл бұрын
As someone who loves milk I've faced a similar situation before,the boy at the cafeteria gave me all these options,and I went like: preferably something which came from a cow😂😂😂
@andyventures6574 Жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the opportunity to use the "from a.nipple" line ....sadly as I drink coffee black (the proper way) this doesn't come up.
@LaurenKate-pk2qf2 жыл бұрын
His little jig at 4:28 about the environmental hypocrite is soo cute!
@dottiespottie9779 Жыл бұрын
I just imagine how Jack stood in front of the mirror for months, practicing this bit “you can have it from a bean, from a pulse….” And it makes me incredibly happy.
@fasareste2 жыл бұрын
Jack is really milking this story
@benjaminwilliams51952 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@isabellamarcelino19702 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@yongyilim16552 жыл бұрын
Aha aha Gotemmmm
@joetheturtle77682 жыл бұрын
*GASP!* HE MADE A MILK PUN?!? HOW *DAIRY*
@shantanubondre20042 жыл бұрын
@@joetheturtle7768 It's a moo~t point huh?
@myfamilymatters2 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure I’ve watched this at least 30 times as part of your hilarious Netflix specials. By far, one of my favourite segments of your specials. It is the most intelligent bit of comedy that I’ve ever seen. I love that you’ve posted them in segments on KZbin.
@DuckBall_2 жыл бұрын
Used condoms: "A bag for life". What a remarkably accurate description, my friend.
@thisisme26812 жыл бұрын
Lol even as someone who will literally die if I ingest milk, I find it funny.
@BalroomBlitz7152 жыл бұрын
Holy crap
@frogman29892 жыл бұрын
That’s funny, im deadly allergic to nuts so im kinda stuck with cow’s milk.
@wfcoaker13982 жыл бұрын
I can't stop giggling at this one. I'm trying to memorize it for personal use next time I'm asked what milk I want. Lol
@TheBeerDolt2 жыл бұрын
Just showed the clip to my friend last night! Love it!
@doctordisney57552 жыл бұрын
I became lactose intolerant in 2021 and it SUCKS. I love milk, I love cheese, I love icecream. It's horrible to get the shits whenever I want to enjoy anything
@romxxii2 жыл бұрын
Lactose free milk is your solution, my friend. Most of the big dairy companies have them. Danish brand Arla has become my go-to for lactose-free milk, as does the Australian brand Cowhead.
@ryjeq28412 жыл бұрын
Also there are pills that contains lactase, the enzyme that digests lactose. They have helped me.
@declan50732 жыл бұрын
Grab lacteze (lactase enzyme supplements to aid digestion) or lactose free icecream Find I can have hard cheeses without issues (like parmesan) but any soft cheeses give soft stools Flavoured milks can be a little bit harder to come by depending on where you live
@askinredroads51322 жыл бұрын
have you tried lactaid?
@doctordisney57552 жыл бұрын
@@askinredroads5132 i did try it, but i am horrible with taking pills and I freaking love milk and milk products, so I just drink lactose free milk and only eating significant amounts of cheese and icecream when I have nowhere else to be.
@silversleeper11932 жыл бұрын
I'm allergic to dairy, soy, and nuts, so most milk options aren't options for me, but I still find this hilarious. And even more so when it's done in regards to coffee because there are so many different "types" of coffee that are only off by a small change in the ratio of ingredients.
@filmandfirearms Жыл бұрын
Milk alternatives, meat alternatives, coffee types, fucking sexualities, people in the west these days have way too many fucking choices. You go to Turkey and order a coffee, you will only be given one option. Black as Satan's tits
@famboycarson31992 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video 10 times and its still funny😂😂😂
@gntyh2 жыл бұрын
The delivery is just immaculate
@SueLynCheang2 жыл бұрын
This was the first time I laughed so hard out loud in months 😂 thank you Jack! 😂
@LivKing122 жыл бұрын
i saw this show live and it was hilariousss
@andyventures6574 Жыл бұрын
I have seen this sketch so many times , never fails to have me in stitches every time .
@guest124172 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this on Netflix like 699643368974149 times in a row
@jackass1234912 жыл бұрын
And then each of those 12 different types of plant milk comes in several different flavors in both sweetened as well as unsweetened varieties and Silk now has a product called Not Milk that's supposed to taste like actual milk. So now we have even more than we actually need. Let's keep oat milk because out of all the plant based milks the general consensus seems to be that that's the best plant based milk for coffee. We can totally get rid of all the extra options 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@icyhugs2 жыл бұрын
Damn................. good comedy and with those baby blue eyes, that beard and handsome face? (fanning myself)
@operator_hoodie2 жыл бұрын
“It’s a bag for life.” I almost died.
@NoEnvyNoFear12 жыл бұрын
I have great news: There is potato milk! It's from Sweden and called Dug: Potato Milk.
@elliotkingaby53122 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite parts of that show
@kwandakekana98902 жыл бұрын
It's a bag for life 🤣
@helenhoward-pate65762 жыл бұрын
This is probably one out my favourites. It's hilarious
@MLD.Ltd.2 жыл бұрын
OK. That's it. . . . . . I'm subscribing to the channel and ready to binge.
@theincredibleminecraftbuil90582 жыл бұрын
Saw this on Netflix such a funny video your so funny
@cymikgaming1266 Жыл бұрын
jack is addressing problems THAT MATTER
@jonmichael29952 жыл бұрын
Am dying laughing on the floor at work in Lancaster CA
@katbetts23022 жыл бұрын
You left out potato 😂
@ainesj2 жыл бұрын
seeing this live was 100 times funnier, he sounded on the verge of a meltdown the entire time
@lesouth03482 жыл бұрын
Yes! I was also there and it was hilarious
@JKshoutoKags2 жыл бұрын
Lactose intolerance? An issue? Never have i seen someone consume more lactose in one sitting than a lactose intolerant human being
@derronellies48122 жыл бұрын
Truth… be… told. 🤣
@WorldTree332 жыл бұрын
Right?! They’re like if I’m gonna hurt I’m gonna make sure it’s WORTH IT!!!
@ToudaHell2 жыл бұрын
I take expensive pills to be able to eat dairy. I'm getting my money's worth. Also ice creaaaaaaaam!
@ADudeMyGuy2 жыл бұрын
Bro had enough 💀
@gracehoos4672 жыл бұрын
I saw a short clip of this on youtube and I am so happy I found the whole clip! I can't stop laughing!!! Had to put my painting down because I was starting to mess up while laughing lol!
@drmeatball7112 жыл бұрын
This is AMAZING.
@ytuser45622 жыл бұрын
This is a certified internet classic.
@RandomGuyNumber122 жыл бұрын
Potato milk? ......... Sooooooo vodka.
@westhamrandomyoutubechanne41832 жыл бұрын
Ye$$$ iT'$ aLL tHa MiLk MaN$ FauLt 🤣🤣🤣
@Evan24_72 жыл бұрын
Describing Dairy Drinkers as “The Smokers of 2020” Is the greatest description I’ve heard.
@Pxrxbellium Жыл бұрын
man I watch this at school and i start laughing during class ost of the time
@roger09292 жыл бұрын
So he's officially turned into his father! LOL
@philmoore9611 ай бұрын
Coming across Pecan Nut milk and Macadamia Nut milk just now while grocery shopping reminded me of this bit 😂
@libbyboswell79032 жыл бұрын
He missed one joke.earlier in the video he said about almond milk being nut juice. Then ,near the end, he said that he reuses c0nd0ms by rinsing out the nut juice. He should have said that he gives it to his eco friendly friend to put in her tea.
@gerihoare23482 жыл бұрын
You know it’s been a long day, when you have a breakdown over milk x it’s ok Jack, the milks are not out to get you x
@kerbeuspanda1745 Жыл бұрын
He always so funny and cheers me up. I hope he's doing okay
@zanac18682 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Thank you for saying this! I whole heartedly agree! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💞💞
@IIFipsII6 ай бұрын
EVERYTIME, someone offers me something else than standard milk i remember this video and laugh my god damn ass off xD thank you for this!
@nhben2 жыл бұрын
my favourite bit on netflix ever xD
@dionnefycf7992 жыл бұрын
I hope that if I ever visit a coffee place in london that there’s a poster of him saying “for the love of god,we have got to stop milking sh*t” on the window or wall😂😂😂😂
@maggiem9265 Жыл бұрын
As a barista, my coworkers and I quote this on the daily
@CoiFishWitch2 жыл бұрын
me being lactoe intolerant, and not giving a dam. I will suffer for cheese .
@MayriMay2 жыл бұрын
nUT JUICE😂 That sounds so wrong hahaha
@radicalrad772 жыл бұрын
Pure gold
@CannotThinkOfAHandleRn2 жыл бұрын
Every performance of this guy is my mind all day. Constant breakdown, too many voices and thoughts, and wayy too loud.
@annamullet70832 жыл бұрын
That American accent when he's quoting milks 😆😆
@sparklejuice2 жыл бұрын
I'm getting Michael McIntyre vibes here on the milk rant.
@awesomecoldguy2 жыл бұрын
I went to see this show at the o2 and it was absolutely amazing
@pepper419 Жыл бұрын
This guy is the most honest and wonderful human being in the world. I love you. From a seventy-one year old woman in Australia. 😅😍😍😍🤣🥰
@_EREBUS_2 жыл бұрын
Lol next time I go get coffee ima say I don’t want nut juice
@sugoistalin78092 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but until I have spider milk, I'm not stopping.
@TotallyHuman Жыл бұрын
It's funny how he didn't mention that even the Cow milk has no less than 4 kinds. (1%, 2%, full, and VitD Enriched)
@talitha_yang Жыл бұрын
I wish my barista would do that milk list.
@lilskipper46832 жыл бұрын
I still don't get why they called it milk when it doesn't have any actual "milk" properties 😅😂
@blessingomoyemen17592 жыл бұрын
Nut juice😂
@sadcabbage51052 жыл бұрын
Did you say all man milk? Hey this guy wants all man milk
@therealventures2 жыл бұрын
I'll eat cheese, eat ice cream, but I don't drink plain milk.
@nancygamez70872 жыл бұрын
Title was enough to make me laugh
@judybest69912 жыл бұрын
All I can say is he is so Funny
@elishamiller86682 жыл бұрын
I saw him on TikTok for the first time and it was this
@achja37152 жыл бұрын
So true...
@shugahtitz2 жыл бұрын
Whoever gave this video it's only single dislike is dead inside! This is fucking hilarious!!!!!!
@an830 Жыл бұрын
My new favourite ❤️🏆💐💯
@maxgolder71472 жыл бұрын
I actually know someone who’s lactose intolerant and allergic to most nuts
@ElectrickSoundz Жыл бұрын
Such a cool idea 💡
@gunjan19582 жыл бұрын
Holy cow 😂😂
@raygv12 жыл бұрын
If we have milks why do we have empty formula shelves in cvs stores?!
@winterling223 Жыл бұрын
Why is this so relatable. I don’t drink milk OR coffee! Most I should POSSIBLY be able to relate is through STARBUCKS HOT CHOCOLATE. MAYBE. Like I legit don’t give a crap what milk you give me in something, because I never ingest something using milk in which I can TASTE the milk. There is legitimately no difference to me. Which is why I’m annoyed when people make me choose, because TF IS THE DIFFERENCE
@GalactikEdits2 жыл бұрын
There should only be two kinds. Lactose and non lactose, that’s all humanity needs.
@redfuryninja15192 жыл бұрын
I hear bull milk is quite nice
@HCain2 жыл бұрын
You cant milk a bull...
@bt37432 жыл бұрын
@@HCain you can if you don't mind the milk being sticky and salty
@prince.birdiie2 жыл бұрын
@@bt3743 what.
@kirin12302 жыл бұрын
@@HCain You sweet innocent being...
@notapeopleperson67612 жыл бұрын
@@prince.birdiie you child
@mjgenualdi22 Жыл бұрын
That was pretty impressive.
@LadyVineXIII2 жыл бұрын
I do like my nut juices, but I don't really consider them 'dairy' or 'milk'. They're just tasty new juices.
@SiannondevfonsMcvicrLiLbeL3415 Жыл бұрын
Wait , till he learns about creamers' ?Hazelnut , caramel michiato , Hershey's . LoL .
@Swedish_Leo2 жыл бұрын
Aw man it's censored
@Shino_6662 жыл бұрын
yep, i was once in a hospital for several months back then. n when i freed from there, "that" thing happened to me, at my favorite boba drink stall near the train station. n lookin at the newspaper's date, i was like, "dafuq, how long was i pass out?" n when the waitress politely asked "excuse me, r u not coming from somewhere near here?" then in confusion, whithout any hesitation i was like, "excuse me, i just freed from my captivity."
@NomadSoul762 жыл бұрын
I would love it so much if I could go to the supermarket and see rows of nut juices instead of "milk".
@marysmith1922 Жыл бұрын
Loved the condom joke. When condoms were first sold they were reusable and I believe were issued free in the services to combat the rising cases of VD.
@saaramohamed89212 жыл бұрын
Must be nice to be healthy and eat drink any milk you want
@jeffbrown7738 ай бұрын
Remember to grab a clean turtle shell first each serving
@sef74472 жыл бұрын
Drinking any milk from any straw is unacceptable unless your two or younger, or your grandmother served it to you in a straw
@neostarkatz15492 жыл бұрын
Oh you sweet summer child there are way more than 12
@mr.person52092 жыл бұрын
Drinking almond milk atm.
@DigitalRiesNL2 жыл бұрын
The nerve of this man. How dairy milk this joke like that.
@ronaldmcdonaldkingofall13312 жыл бұрын
All in these comments must sacrifice their lives so I may create the 200 piece chicken nugget