The Milk Options | Jack Whitehall

[@lukelayton4506]

This man seems like he's always on the verge of a mental breakdown and it makes him so much more hilarious lmfao

[@Celestial-yq6hz]

My exact thoughts

[@SherlockHomeless223]

What if he is?

[@spinarch5482]

@@SherlockHomeless223 then it's even better.

[@piffny6666]

yeah like I honestly thought he was going to spiral when he said "we have got enough milks now"

[@jesseg7757]

If you watch his special "Travels with my father" you get a REALLY good idea of why he is the way he is.

[@alwaysfish907]

the way his voice goes to full send mode when he says "would everyone stop MILKING S***!"

[@generalblackbird5558]

IT SOUNDED LIKE THE VOICE OF GOD

[@jayldbrk1417]

The beep absolutely ruined it though 🙄

[@ElectronLord]

@@jayldbrk1417 Saw the uncensored clip elsewhere and yes it was much much better.

[@Nick_C1997]

I like how the woman at the coffee shop listed basically every milk on the planet EXCEPT regular milk, like she just assumed Jack was a vegan or dairy free

[@TheSansationalSans]

Regular milk and every version of milk that comes from an animal. No mention of goat's milk, etc. either.

[@maenad1231]

@@TheSansationalSans Goat’s Milk > Cow Milk There i said it

[@TheSansationalSans]

@@maenad1231 lol. I have never had goats milk, but I don't particularly like cow milk , so I don't doubt you

[@yoonahkang7384]

Well jack looks the type

[@abskhairoun]

At some point, "assumed" will turn to "preferred"

[@saltypear7397]

This milk rant along with Jake's utterly posh accent makes this sound like a cartoon villain's monologue to the hero on why he invented a ray that destroys all non-dairy kinds of milk in existence.

[@blakksheep736]

That's an oddly specific ray.

[@manisha.n86]

@@blakksheep736 makes me think of the evil scientist from phineas and ferb

[@blakksheep736]

@@manisha.n86 Lmao.

[@fabianlaibin6956]

@@manisha.n86 The Nondairymilkawayinator?

[@luxerhawton2456]

@@fabianlaibin6956 Jack-y the platypus?!

[@caroline1637]

When he said “we are the smokers of 2020” I burst out laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sorrowdusk5068]

He,'s not wrong though

[@caroline1637]

No he’s not at all wrong but it was still so funny. 🤣

[@sorrowdusk5068]

@@caroline1637 oh it was fun cuz he was right, that and Jacks always high pitched delivery.🤣🤣

[@caroline1637]

@@sorrowdusk5068 YES! 🤣

[@drazikenn]

I couldn't quite understand it. Could you help with it😂

[@romxxii]

as someone who's actually lactose intolerant: - out of the non-dairy milk substitutes, only soy comes anywhere near to approaching dairy milk's consistency - most of them don't even properly carry the flavor of their source: plain almond milk doesn't taste _anything_ like almonds, it tastes like dishwater from the time you had a bowl of almonds - lactose free milk exists, and the process of de-lactosing milk makes it _sweeter._ Truly the _best_ option if your only reason for avoiding milk is allergenic - if you avoid it for religious dietary practices, as mentioned soy milk does well enough.

[@bananaanimations2003]

I honestly love lactose-free milk, and almond milk with Honey O's tastes like lucky charms marshmallows. Also I'm lactose intolerant to a certain number of things, not always though (I don't get it either)

[@whatsinaname4971]

Honestly lactose free milk is the best. I recently discovered that I'm lactose intolerant and it makes me so happy...

[@allcopsarebastards1478]

I love dairy milk, and unfortunately I’ve hated soy milk for most of my life (barring black bean soy milk). For me, oat milk is the only thing that comes remotely close to dairy milk, taste wise.

[@bananaanimations2003]

@@allcopsarebastards1478 soy milk tastes atrocious, never tried oat milk but I think I might

[@bluefalcon6356]

Oat is good imo

[@LornCovers]

When I saw this on Netflix, I swear I couldn't stop laughing😂👍

[@benjaminwilliams5195]

Same

[@LadimusPrime]

What’s the special called on Netflix?

[@federicac3953]

@@LadimusPrime I'm only joking

[@isabellamarcelino1970]

So is it on netflix or not?

[@r0xdab0x96xo]

@@isabellamarcelino1970 That's what it's called, Jake Whitehall: I'm only joking

[@jafferkhannuhaa838]

As someone who loves milk I've faced a similar situation before,the boy at the cafeteria gave me all these options,and I went like: preferably something which came from a cow😂😂😂

[@andyventures6574]

I'm waiting for the opportunity to use the "from a.nipple" line ....sadly as I drink coffee black (the proper way) this doesn't come up.

[@LaurenKate-pk2qf]

His little jig at 4:28 about the environmental hypocrite is soo cute!

[@dottiespottie9779]

I just imagine how Jack stood in front of the mirror for months, practicing this bit “you can have it from a bean, from a pulse….” And it makes me incredibly happy.

[@fasareste]

Jack is really milking this story

[@benjaminwilliams5195]

Hehe

[@isabellamarcelino1970]

😂😂

[@yongyilim1655]

Aha aha Gotemmmm

[@joetheturtle7768]

*GASP!* HE MADE A MILK PUN?!? HOW *DAIRY*

[@shantanubondre2004]

@@joetheturtle7768 It's a moo~t point huh?

[@myfamilymatters]

I’m pretty sure I’ve watched this at least 30 times as part of your hilarious Netflix specials. By far, one of my favourite segments of your specials. It is the most intelligent bit of comedy that I’ve ever seen. I love that you’ve posted them in segments on KZbin.

[@DuckBall_]

Used condoms: "A bag for life". What a remarkably accurate description, my friend.

[@thisisme2681]

Lol even as someone who will literally die if I ingest milk, I find it funny.

[@BalroomBlitz715]

Holy crap

[@frogman2989]

That’s funny, im deadly allergic to nuts so im kinda stuck with cow’s milk.

[@wfcoaker1398]

I can't stop giggling at this one. I'm trying to memorize it for personal use next time I'm asked what milk I want. Lol

[@TheBeerDolt]

Just showed the clip to my friend last night! Love it!

[@doctordisney5755]

I became lactose intolerant in 2021 and it SUCKS. I love milk, I love cheese, I love icecream. It's horrible to get the shits whenever I want to enjoy anything

[@romxxii]

Lactose free milk is your solution, my friend. Most of the big dairy companies have them. Danish brand Arla has become my go-to for lactose-free milk, as does the Australian brand Cowhead.

[@ryjeq2841]

Also there are pills that contains lactase, the enzyme that digests lactose. They have helped me.

[@declan5073]

Grab lacteze (lactase enzyme supplements to aid digestion) or lactose free icecream Find I can have hard cheeses without issues (like parmesan) but any soft cheeses give soft stools Flavoured milks can be a little bit harder to come by depending on where you live

[@askinredroads5132]

have you tried lactaid?

[@doctordisney5755]

@@askinredroads5132 i did try it, but i am horrible with taking pills and I freaking love milk and milk products, so I just drink lactose free milk and only eating significant amounts of cheese and icecream when I have nowhere else to be.

[@silversleeper1193]

I'm allergic to dairy, soy, and nuts, so most milk options aren't options for me, but I still find this hilarious. And even more so when it's done in regards to coffee because there are so many different "types" of coffee that are only off by a small change in the ratio of ingredients.

[@filmandfirearms]

Milk alternatives, meat alternatives, coffee types, fucking sexualities, people in the west these days have way too many fucking choices. You go to Turkey and order a coffee, you will only be given one option. Black as Satan's tits

[@famboycarson3199]

I've watched this video 10 times and its still funny😂😂😂

[@gntyh]

The delivery is just immaculate

[@SueLynCheang]

This was the first time I laughed so hard out loud in months 😂 thank you Jack! 😂

[@LivKing12]

i saw this show live and it was hilariousss

[@andyventures6574]

I have seen this sketch so many times , never fails to have me in stitches every time .

[@guest12417]

I remember watching this on Netflix like 699643368974149 times in a row

[@jackass123491]

And then each of those 12 different types of plant milk comes in several different flavors in both sweetened as well as unsweetened varieties and Silk now has a product called Not Milk that's supposed to taste like actual milk. So now we have even more than we actually need. Let's keep oat milk because out of all the plant based milks the general consensus seems to be that that's the best plant based milk for coffee. We can totally get rid of all the extra options 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@icyhugs]

Damn................. good comedy and with those baby blue eyes, that beard and handsome face? (fanning myself)

[@operator_hoodie]

“It’s a bag for life.” I almost died.

[@NoEnvyNoFear1]

I have great news: There is potato milk! It's from Sweden and called Dug: Potato Milk.

[@elliotkingaby5312]

One of my favourite parts of that show

[@kwandakekana9890]

It's a bag for life 🤣

[@helenhoward-pate6576]

This is probably one out my favourites. It's hilarious

[@MLD.Ltd.]

OK. That's it. . . . . . I'm subscribing to the channel and ready to binge.

[@theincredibleminecraftbuil9058]

Saw this on Netflix such a funny video your so funny

[@cymikgaming1266]

jack is addressing problems THAT MATTER

[@jonmichael2995]

Am dying laughing on the floor at work in Lancaster CA

[@katbetts2302]

You left out potato 😂

[@ainesj]

seeing this live was 100 times funnier, he sounded on the verge of a meltdown the entire time

[@lesouth0348]

Yes! I was also there and it was hilarious

[@JKshoutoKags]

Lactose intolerance? An issue? Never have i seen someone consume more lactose in one sitting than a lactose intolerant human being

[@derronellies4812]

Truth… be… told. 🤣

[@WorldTree33]

Right?! They’re like if I’m gonna hurt I’m gonna make sure it’s WORTH IT!!!

[@ToudaHell]

I take expensive pills to be able to eat dairy. I'm getting my money's worth. Also ice creaaaaaaaam!

[@ADudeMyGuy]

Bro had enough 💀

[@gracehoos467]

I saw a short clip of this on youtube and I am so happy I found the whole clip! I can't stop laughing!!! Had to put my painting down because I was starting to mess up while laughing lol!

[@drmeatball711]

This is AMAZING.

[@ytuser4562]

This is a certified internet classic.

[@RandomGuyNumber12]

Potato milk? ......... Sooooooo vodka.

[@westhamrandomyoutubechanne4183]

Ye$$$ iT'$ aLL tHa MiLk MaN$ FauLt 🤣🤣🤣

[@Evan24_7]

Describing Dairy Drinkers as “The Smokers of 2020” Is the greatest description I’ve heard.

[@Pxrxbellium]

man I watch this at school and i start laughing during class ost of the time

[@roger0929]

So he's officially turned into his father! LOL

[@philmoore96]

Coming across Pecan Nut milk and Macadamia Nut milk just now while grocery shopping reminded me of this bit 😂

[@libbyboswell7903]

He missed one joke.earlier in the video he said about almond milk being nut juice. Then ,near the end, he said that he reuses c0nd0ms by rinsing out the nut juice. He should have said that he gives it to his eco friendly friend to put in her tea.

[@gerihoare2348]

You know it’s been a long day, when you have a breakdown over milk x it’s ok Jack, the milks are not out to get you x

[@kerbeuspanda1745]

He always so funny and cheers me up. I hope he's doing okay

[@zanac1868]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Thank you for saying this! I whole heartedly agree! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💞💞

[@IIFipsII]

EVERYTIME, someone offers me something else than standard milk i remember this video and laugh my god damn ass off xD thank you for this!

[@nhben]

my favourite bit on netflix ever xD

[@dionnefycf799]

I hope that if I ever visit a coffee place in london that there’s a poster of him saying “for the love of god,we have got to stop milking sh*t” on the window or wall😂😂😂😂

[@maggiem9265]

As a barista, my coworkers and I quote this on the daily

[@CoiFishWitch]

me being lactoe intolerant, and not giving a dam. I will suffer for cheese .

[@MayriMay]

nUT JUICE😂 That sounds so wrong hahaha

[@radicalrad77]

Pure gold

[@CannotThinkOfAHandleRn]

Every performance of this guy is my mind all day. Constant breakdown, too many voices and thoughts, and wayy too loud.

[@annamullet7083]

That American accent when he's quoting milks 😆😆

[@sparklejuice]

I'm getting Michael McIntyre vibes here on the milk rant.

[@awesomecoldguy]

I went to see this show at the o2 and it was absolutely amazing

[@pepper419]

This guy is the most honest and wonderful human being in the world. I love you. From a seventy-one year old woman in Australia. 😅😍😍😍🤣🥰

[@_EREBUS_]

Lol next time I go get coffee ima say I don’t want nut juice

[@sugoistalin7809]

I'm sorry, but until I have spider milk, I'm not stopping.

[@TotallyHuman]

It's funny how he didn't mention that even the Cow milk has no less than 4 kinds. (1%, 2%, full, and VitD Enriched)

[@talitha_yang]

I wish my barista would do that milk list.

[@lilskipper4683]

I still don't get why they called it milk when it doesn't have any actual "milk" properties 😅😂

[@blessingomoyemen1759]

Nut juice😂

[@sadcabbage5105]

Did you say all man milk? Hey this guy wants all man milk

[@therealventures]

I'll eat cheese, eat ice cream, but I don't drink plain milk.

[@nancygamez7087]

Title was enough to make me laugh

[@judybest6991]

All I can say is he is so Funny

[@elishamiller8668]

I saw him on TikTok for the first time and it was this

[@achja3715]

So true...

[@shugahtitz]

Whoever gave this video it's only single dislike is dead inside! This is fucking hilarious!!!!!!

[@an830]

My new favourite ❤️🏆💐💯

[@maxgolder7147]

I actually know someone who’s lactose intolerant and allergic to most nuts

[@ElectrickSoundz]

Such a cool idea 💡

[@gunjan1958]

Holy cow 😂😂

[@raygv1]

If we have milks why do we have empty formula shelves in cvs stores?!

[@winterling223]

Why is this so relatable. I don’t drink milk OR coffee! Most I should POSSIBLY be able to relate is through STARBUCKS HOT CHOCOLATE. MAYBE. Like I legit don’t give a crap what milk you give me in something, because I never ingest something using milk in which I can TASTE the milk. There is legitimately no difference to me. Which is why I’m annoyed when people make me choose, because TF IS THE DIFFERENCE

[@GalactikEdits]

There should only be two kinds. Lactose and non lactose, that’s all humanity needs.

[@redfuryninja1519]

I hear bull milk is quite nice

[@HCain]

You cant milk a bull...

[@bt3743]

@@HCain you can if you don't mind the milk being sticky and salty

[@prince.birdiie]

@@bt3743 what.

[@kirin1230]

@@HCain You sweet innocent being...

[@notapeopleperson6761]

@@prince.birdiie you child

[@mjgenualdi22]

That was pretty impressive.

[@LadyVineXIII]

I do like my nut juices, but I don't really consider them 'dairy' or 'milk'. They're just tasty new juices.

[@SiannondevfonsMcvicrLiLbeL3415]

Wait , till he learns about creamers' ?Hazelnut , caramel michiato , Hershey's . LoL .

[@Swedish_Leo]

Aw man it's censored

[@Shino_666]

yep, i was once in a hospital for several months back then. n when i freed from there, "that" thing happened to me, at my favorite boba drink stall near the train station. n lookin at the newspaper's date, i was like, "dafuq, how long was i pass out?" n when the waitress politely asked "excuse me, r u not coming from somewhere near here?" then in confusion, whithout any hesitation i was like, "excuse me, i just freed from my captivity."

[@NomadSoul76]

I would love it so much if I could go to the supermarket and see rows of nut juices instead of "milk".

[@marysmith1922]

Loved the condom joke. When condoms were first sold they were reusable and I believe were issued free in the services to combat the rising cases of VD.

[@saaramohamed8921]

Must be nice to be healthy and eat drink any milk you want

[@jeffbrown773]

Remember to grab a clean turtle shell first each serving

[@sef7447]

Drinking any milk from any straw is unacceptable unless your two or younger, or your grandmother served it to you in a straw

[@neostarkatz1549]

Oh you sweet summer child there are way more than 12

[@mr.person5209]

Drinking almond milk atm.

[@DigitalRiesNL]

The nerve of this man. How dairy milk this joke like that.

[@ronaldmcdonaldkingofall1331]

All in these comments must sacrifice their lives so I may create the 200 piece chicken nugget

[@YourHostIrwin]

2024 we gonna have wall and door milk lmao