The Minions Movie is a CINEMATIC NIGHTMARE…

[@gogetaeatsababy4207]

You three are literally the three main minions

[@Mystfordays]

THEY ARE 😭

[@Tetromint]

But who's who?

[@OfficialKirby]

@@TetromintJack is Kevin, Kor is Stuart, and Eden is Bob

[@sierrajohnson717]

Eden: *out of nowhere* “hahahaha, BOTTOM” Yeah you’re actually spot on lmaooooooo

[@personwhoexists1841]

But autistic

[@EngineerRiff]

‘So much fun it’s a crime’ is a legit good tagline for an evil corporation

[@Theeshortcakespider]

Ikr

[@hy3na739]

so basically any corporation?

[@HellspawnAirsoft]

aka Disney, cause you know they commit human rights abuses.

[@aj1046]

Saw in a meme that it would be the Epstein island password

[@JellyPixel-ff1fe]

Saying this guy is everywhere✖️ Agreeing that we like the same content✔️

[@josephyoseph]

They speak French because they worked for Napoleon. Lore.

[@samiraalighieri]

And Spanish cuz they colonized Mexico

[@Sploobicious]

And German because uh uh......

[@Finalizor]

@@Sploobicious no they just conveniently were not there in world war 2 That's why they were in Antarctica

[@samiraalighieri]

@@Finalizor they dodged a bullet so they wouldn’t be cancelled in the future 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@theoneandonly7019]

and arabic…

[@epkoda]

fun fact: canonically, minions were stuck in the ice cave (2:36) during WW2. this is illumination studios way of handwaving the austrian minions problem. they do not mention, however, where the minions were during September, 2001

[@matheussanthiago9685]

the minions would be around to hang with Pol Pot tho

[@cryoflip5841]

They were with Gru at that point. It would see the Minions saw Gru as a greater evil than Bin Laden

[@cryoflip5841]

@@MeIsSmogee as funny as it would be, I don't think illumination is gonna come out and say that Gru did 9/11

[@plantainsame2049]

They were presumably still working for gru

[@epkoda]

@@plantainsame2049 which would mean Gru did shit that was WORSE than that 💀

[@spencerbishop9212]

I love how the minions are incased in ice during the time of WW2 just to make sure they wouldn't have worked for Hitler

[@TheHarmonyShipper]

Bro my grandpa needed more troops but they had to work for fucking igloo monsters 😭

[@RNGvideoinator]

@@TheHarmonyShipperi have a feeling your dad killed hitler.

[@Official.beatles.fan.1962]

If stuart attacks everything will be fine

[@Max25670]

I like how Genghis Khan is still appropriate though lol

[@5LossesInARow]

@@Max25670good point

[@LoosieGoosie42]

Fun fact no one asked for: Minions speak in minionese, an actual fictional language created solely for the minions. It borrows funny sounding gibberish nad words from many languages, which is why they randomly speak Spanish or French. There's even an online translator if you're so inclined to learn what "Ka howmas de arson" means

[@Anon_Spartan]

So it's streetslang from Blade Runner? The Minions worked for Tyrell Corp?

[@darrenbloomfield7819]

It means ‘ I approve of arson

[@Mongus123]

Jack = Kevin, Kor = Stuart, Eden = Bob

[@The_funny_spag]

Fr

[@ragestarboy3]

Copied comment

[@_Zephster]

I fuck with eden so hard

[@soda_the_clown]

I kinda feel like kor is bob and eden is stuart, but this feels just as right

[@geardog24]

Scarlet Overkill is a great villainess. She just belongs in a much better movie.

[@solidfeline9093]

There are no better movies, this is the best movie ever

[@capitancuba1]

​@@solidfeline9093banana

[@bananasinfrench]

She deserved a better movie fr

[@abhainn35]

"Scarlet Overkill" is one of the best names I've ever heard for an animated villain. And then they put her in Minions.

[@plantainsame2049]

This is a good movie and you only hate it because it's minions

[@Guppygub]

They sound so dead throughout this entire video I love it

[@CreoTan]

I'm still salty at the retcon that the minions were just always around lmao. I liked the original backstory where Gru made them by mutating bananas, because it shows that Gru has always had a parental side to him, but didn't realize it, since he was always pretty nice to the minions and knew every one of their names. But on the other hand, Scarlet Overkill is a fun character

[@renz1013]

I always liked that lore as a child and I still do as an adult, I empathize with your salt.

[@kalkuttadrop6371]

They literally answer the 1945 question in a movie. They were hiding in the ice caves from 1815(Waterloo) until 1967 when the movie takes place, then they briefly work for Scarlett, and then Gru controls them until the present.

[@Theeshortcakespider]

“BANANA” -jack, 2024

[@Drastic644]

BANANA

[@ZeCroutonLord]

BANANA

[@KingFateThe1st]

BANANA

[@KingFateThe1st]

KING BOB

[@geometricaldasher674]

BANANA

[@CreativeTemporary]

For Rise of Gru you should wear suits to be Gentleminons

[@AliciaInNevada]

Vouch

[@tornadodee148]

I vote yes

[@VTTVpsycho]

I approve of this recommendation

[@ladybugfurby]

Gentleminions went from polite and respectful to public indecency so fast💀

[@ikai21]

Scarlet and Herb were the best things about this movie

[@JJisthatbtch]

REAL

[@ChillaxingJay]

Scarlet is a legit baddie fr

[@karyllfayebagon]

Scarlet's the reason why I ain't straight

[@thecupfromraisingcanes]

@@karyllfayebagonis herb the reason you’re gay

[@GuyOfficiaI]

This is a good movie. Perfect even.

[@sr.lontra]

"He was… despicable" Absolute cinema

[@denifnaf5874]

10:33 the government hypnotising a family of 4 to stand infront of my car while i happen to be drunk driving:

[@pizzamlpop3452]

Them: “Women don’t drink beer!” Lizzy II, 43 secs earlier: “Be a dear and hand me the beer.”

[@EdalynAnarchy]

The fact that it was already shown before they said that😭

[@OfficialKirby]

When I was younger I genuinely thought the minions were speaking gibberish until I found out that minionese is actually a mixture of multiple languages

[@HoDoBoDo]

My favourite scene is when Herb...uh...I mean... "Blerb" tries to execute the minion trio.

[@brenlc1412]

Gru is only there for 2 minutes of screentime, and he’s the second best character in the film behind the criminal family.

[@Solidified_Lava]

As someone who lives in a tropical country, I just can't get over how the bananas look in the beginning. They grow from trees! Not from the ground

[@idontknowwhatimdoing4792]

Evolution in the Minions universe

[@lazulazu2467]

the tree was crushed by the giant rock thats why theyre on the ground. fake fan smh

[@matheussanthiago9685]

also as a Sam O' nella connoisseur I know damn well that anatomically modern bananas did not exist until modern humans bred them specifically to be more meaty and nutritious therefore that scene is doubly wrong

[@trini2DBone134]

same

[@OilRig-1]

@@matheussanthiago9685you continue his legacy greatly, sam O’ nella graduate.

[@beefhammer9459]

Don’t ask Bob where he was from 1941-1945

[@EngineerRiff]

He was stuck in an ice cave

[@Mashu-tw7yf]

That's craziness bro💀

[@joliealbury6936]

Still in Antarctica.

[@bloodmuzzle]

9/11/01

[@Biscuithands]

In a cave bro they didn’t work for anyone between 1812 to 1968 and by then h!tler had already pulled the trigger

[@erikbihari3625]

They mocked Sandra Bullock's delivery, but honestly it's mutch better that she somewhat exaggerated her performance. Because voice acting doesn't require subtlely! Anyone agrees?

[@matheussanthiago9685]

it's a minions movie dude her delivery was whatever her only motivation was a paycheck is a paycheck

[@thedemolitionmuniciple]

Exaggerated performance is sometimes exactly what a performance needs. Sometimes subtlety is what a performance needs. I don't think performances for the minions movie needed much subtlety.

[@erikbihari3625]

@@thedemolitionmuniciple. Exactly, thank you! Why can't more bulbs be bright as you?

[@robynmorita8207]

I agree on the premise that, subtly in a Minion’s movie would *FLY* straight over the target demographic’s heads! 🤣

[@erikbihari3625]

@@robynmorita8207. Ok?

[@3173_Delta]

14:58 Cheeks do not imply the existence of a hole. Most animals don't have cheeks, that's how they do their business and don't need toilet paper. We have cheeks because we walk upright and something-something muscles, I believe.

[@Ojodedragon77]

Waitwaitwait, hole --/-> cheeks, but cheeks can ---> hole

[@bagelchild1256]

“Yes Spilling the Milk we love Minions!” We all say in unison.

[@jacoblofthus7908]

"I've got yellow fever for the Minions." There's no hope for you, Jack.😂

[@Montesama314]

How convenient the Minioms get frozen in earlier history just skipped right over a certain dictator.

[@enthiegavoir5955]

I still find it hilarious that the minions were canonically lost in the arctic during the early to mid 20th century. The writers knew the implication enough to sidestep it.

[@Shlaps]

I'm obsessed with Herbs body language. I wish people moved like that IRL. I wish I moved like that IRL.

[@SeaIbass]

6:34 "ahead of our time since 1945" Does that imply he's the Minions equivalent of Oppenheimer?

[@CombatSquads]

Minions killed my family

[@Theeshortcakespider]

Sorry for your loss

[@EngineerRiff]

Is this legit, or is it a coping mechanism

[@I.Am.In.Your.Walls.26]

We are gathered here today in remembrance of this random person’s family

[@I.Am.In.Your.Walls.26]

A moment of silence

[@Drastic644]

Your family will be missed ....maybe

[@totallytravicious]

Eating watermelon and almost literally choked to death when Jack said "le epic boss" and honestly you'll be hearing from my lawyers. That shits embarrassing, can't be dying bc I laughed at that shit

[@webbyishere]

I can confirm 90% of thr splatoon playerbase is adults

[@haveagoodday7021]

Seeing this movie as a child and witnessing Scarlet Overkill awoke something in me

[@6ixman485]

My favorite part is when the minions found their big boss in WW2

[@TORETH]

🤓 well actually, the minions were in the ice cave from the early 1810's to about 1960's or 70's. they they would never have come into contact with *him* 🤓

[@KingFateThe1st]

​@@TORETHthey did that because they didnt want the minions working for stalin of hitler

[@KingFateThe1st]

​@@TORETHthey chose to freeze them because they didn't want stalin or hitler to be in the minions or them working for them

[@D3viant517]

@@TORETHthat’s just minion propaganda

[@6ixman485]

@@TORETH thats what they want you to think those yellow bastards

[@BigJackMack]

“A pain ball gun? Use real guns!” - Kor, May of 2024

[@stevejackson1162]

Finally, spillingthemilk but an animated movie

[@Tinybutfearless]

My dad did fall asleep when we saw this in theatre

[@emma_nutella58]

I love it when spilling the milk post, it’s like getting to interact with the voices in my head

[@BryanPlush]

6:06 Adults do play Splatoon in 2024 I'm adults

[@BatmanFan76]

This prequel was clearly made to make kids happy. Like, this movie was generally made for kids to laugh at. Unfortunately, they have the legendary actress Sandra Bullock attached to it as well.

[@bryanferratt6598]

Good 👍.

[@matheussanthiago9685]

a paycheck is a paycheck dude

[@sS0O0L]

I never realized how the despicable me universe has a whole society of super villains but no actual heroes

[@mario-mario822]

😂😂😂😂😂❤You deserve top comment. I never thought of that! There is NO Metro-Man/she/they/thems. Just Gru taking on other villains and only doing it for the reason it affects him and his family. Will there be a Incredibles movie and Despicable me crossover?

[@sS0O0L]

Yea like there's a whole hierarchy of villains that are contiently evil for the sport of it. In the DMCU (Despicable Me Cinematic Universe) being a villain isn't a punishment, is just a job. People actively choose to be evil

[@thecluckster3908]

There is literally only one thing I will give credit to when it comes to this film and that’s the world building. I absolutely adore the world but they had to make it with the absolute worst characters known to man.

[@idk-ql3xs]

every now and then i’ll see you guys upload a video and i’ll swear you already watched this months ago and then i’ll realize i’m thinking of razzle

[@Charlie-lp3ns]

Why does illumination render everything in a game engine

[@cookimaus1]

One thing I will give Minions and Illumination as a whole is that they usually have decent slapstick, and a handful of funny jokes in each movie

[@AintNoJohn]

Kor is Kevin, Jack is Stuart, and Eden is Bob. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[@maximumgaming8219]

The minion language is a combination of every language. Because they have been with many different people that speak different languages.

[@chriskoloski32]

They literally had to put the minions in a cave since napoleon times to avoid the fact that the minions would have been involved with WW2

[@Stella.octangula8]

minions except its Kor Jack and Eden. think about it.

[@IAMYOLO2020]

6:07 You'd be surprised, a lot of Splatoon KZbinrs are adults. I myself am an adult and I love playing Splatoon.

[@raptormaverick4774]

Stuart playing Eruption at the end was the last thing I expected

[@akarivamoon]

god knows how much i scrolled through ur vids to find this reaction ITS FINALLY HERE

[@demoblo4721]

How is this not the first milk carton plushie from a youtuber i’ve seen. What is this world?

[@noxweirdo]

3:37 this is perfect timing after the last video 😭😭

[@ridwaanlawal5983]

Why what happened i missed it

[@noxweirdo]

@@ridwaanlawal5983 in the last video jack and kor were together so it was kinda in person

[@JackAttackgamingXD]

Its crazy that Kevin The Minion appeared in a Spilling The Milk video to watch his own movie

[@Ray_Vun]

if the minions aren't seen with hitler, that implies that there was someone much more evil around at the time and they flocked to him

[@joliealbury6936]

No, they were exiled to Antarctica after the screw-up with Napoleon and remained there until the 60s.

[@TheEldritchHyena]

Stalin.

[@matheussanthiago9685]

@@joliealbury6936 so they would be around to hang out with Pol Pot

[@subhasishghosh6924]

@@matheussanthiago9685 No they would be with Gru then

[@juu4503]

10:45 Ironically whenever I watch the minions movie with my mom and little sister, she laughts at this scene way more than we do

[@Scribblemations]

I remember when my Minions used to tend the fields 👴🏻

[@cherubmush]

Scarlet Overkill is such a queen let’s be honest

[@Marcos__.]

maybe in a century or two, there will be hitler jokes in movies

[@angelsunemtoledocabllero5801]

Well slavery is older than that and I doubt we are going to see jokes about that in cartoons any time soon.

[@TORETH]

2:32 well actually, the minions were in the ice cave from the early 1810's to about 1960's or 70's. they they would never have come into contact with him

[@samuelclayhills3298]

Only real fans know that Gru had a cameo during the villain convention along with Dr Nefarious. Also his mom is there but who cares.

[@sheldon1251]

So did el macho u can see him in the audience

[@legendarycryptid2629]

The Minions getting a spinoff after Gru's story (initially) wrapped up is how you do a spinoff in general with side characters.

[@SMG001Nick]

Wear suits for the sequel!

[@ghostthelizard]

6:24 boss is also called chef in my native language and its actually english that is weird. You dont know how baffled young me was when he used chef to mean boss in an english context

[@Carbop4ul602]

Spilling the milk crew have to wear suits in the next minion video😫

[@WarCramz]

Let's admit it. Scarlett was the awakening for people who have a dommy-mommy kink. She's evil and villainous, yet tucks you into bed. And Herb is that one cool, and dumb, DILF. Not a himbo because he's not buff or lumberjack like.

[@gabesgotunpaidtaxes]

The most unrealistic part of this movie is how good that pigeon's nest is at 14:50

[@applejayz1987]

So, the movie establishes that the Minions were in a cave during the 1930s/40s, so WW2 is out... but if they left in the 60s, then... Where were they in 2001?

[@RNGvideoinator]

doing some very despicable stuff…

[@unitedstatesofamericareal]

i was surprised by the torture scene when i first saw it

[@lana0505]

kevin falling in love every movie is literally just jack falling in love every video

[@_ThatCandyGirl_]

2:34 Actually they were in a cave during the time of World War Two but canonically they would’ve followed Hitler

[@zombieoverlord5173]

Who would they have followed in WW1 though?

[@_ThatCandyGirl_]

@@zombieoverlord5173 Again nobody if they followed Napoleon which would be the 1800s and then immediately went to a cave they wouldn’t have been around for it. They did that on purpose.

[@freakthecentipede2743]

Frenchie here: the french word for "boss" is "patron", we do use "boss" tho but it's just the english word. "la bosse" also exist, but it means "the lump"

[@itzcheezy69]

The minions in 1939-1945 went crazy

[@Mr_bukowski4435]

14:55 Wait till they see the cat in Secret Life of Pets 💀💀💀💀

[@rosykindbunny1313]

I feel like I have to share that I had a dream in 3rd grade that my school was putting on a play of this movie. My friends and I got cast as the main three, and I was Kevin. Kinda wish my dream went farther than just finding out our roles.

[@infinitepaladin]

3:07 Not the Crisis Core ending 💀

[@Happyland1971]

11:14 As if people don't usually die 💀

[@ryugami228]

Gru : stealing crown from the villain and leaving Narrator : he was "despicable" The whole crowd : 🖐️😐🖐️ "ABSOLUTE CINEMA"

[@theoutlaw35_]

0:10 " pls kill me "🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@uwu-dn3vv]

9:20 ARGENTINA AND MILEI MENTIONED 🗣🔥🇦🇷🗣🔥🇦🇷🗣🔥🇦🇷🗣🔥🇦🇷🗣🔥🇦🇷🗣🔥🇦🇷

[@ashii_]

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@en4an4n]

In primary school, everyone used to call me scarlett overkill simply because my name was Scarlett and I was the best at chasey 😭

[@MardecBocado]

10:25 What he said was "Uhh, Eating?"

[@JungleJuliaDP]

My roommates play Splatoon literally every day. It's wild.

[@mrpalaces]

I honestly was expecting them to thirst harder for Scarlett.

[@walker6182]

I don't think the minions predicted the Queens death, I think they went back to finish the job

[@VitaminNick-k1r]

Spilling the milks commentary is funnier then the actual movie.

[@LegendandMythic]

16:03 i had those tic tacs

[@hellothereV2]

were they good

[@LegendandMythic]

@@hellothereV2 yeah

[@iz-k1ng810]

now that the new movie is out and is confirmed that Gru has a kid i can't stop thinking about the despicable night😭

[@The_P.O.P]

This movie becomes pure brainrot in the middle but it's objectively the best one in the entire franchise

[@TnT_F0X]

2:30 Who did you think really built the Atomic Bombs? Minions!

[@Projektblackacid]

That shirtless guy dancing scene is my 2 year Olds favorite part of the movie HAHAH

[@OctoLeoYT]

5:59 I’m a kid and I was playing splatoon 3 while watching this lol

[@CaptainCat101]

Everyone knew me as The Minion Kid in grade school

[@cobaltprime9467]

Can everyone agree the Meat Canyon description of the Minion lifecycle is canon? 8:46 yes

[@Plisetskie]

YOU MENTIONED JAVIER MILEI I CAN´T BELIEVE IT OMG

[@Mrlumberjack420]

PUERTO RICO MENTIONED PUERTO RICO MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 3:50

[@UltraRaptor123]

2:30 It’s literally Hitler from Dragon Ball Z Movie 12

[@squiddo1624]

I love the Splatoon shoutout 🦑