The Monopoly Gambit

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

btw this is an extremely small segment of the game so do check out Baer's full VOD Full SideQuest VOD kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpClinmujbJpac0

[@G-i-m-b-l-e]

Catching 5 fish, petting a dog, killing 5 goblins and getting arrested would take a combined 2 minutes in Runescape.

[@papabaddad]

Runescape is such a huge game with a lot of content that is simultaneously easy to access, has to be goated for every episode of this

[@-lyvenx3648]

how do you get arrested in rs? i dont rmb

[@kamilK96]

@@-lyvenx3648 pretend to be a terrorist at Shantay's

[@fockinsquarsh9209]

@@-lyvenx3648 there's the stockade random event, but also you can talk to one of the guards in Shantay Pass & refuse to pay to get TP'd to the Port Sarim jail iirc

[@Momentos58]

@@-lyvenx3648 random event and/or threaten to steal from Shantay at the Shantay Pass to get sent to Port Sarim jail

[@Reflexzzzz]

We're librarian guys, of course we appreciate the work they put in to improve our audio experience

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

its so fucking bad, i cant believe he's let it go for a week without attempting to fix it

[@icantnotthink3282]

​@TheLibraryofLetourneau My only hope is he is just letting it happen because he's getting an entirely new set-up. Copium

[@purplean1half]

​@@TheLibraryofLetourneau the ACLU would never let this boomer shit fly 😤

[@ZlyLudekPL]

was was wrong with the audio?

[@genieinthepot2455]

​@@ZlyLudekPLthe discord call audio constantly cutting out

[@alexxans1154]

A four screen split with all perspectives would go hard

[@nemossangeomatrix6841]

That's what bears POV is like. You can watch the VOD on his twitch but he will upload it later on youtube, don't remember the day.

[@tymmezinni]

Yeah, feel like this should have waited a day or two for baer to release first

[@roundabout468]

That Dan Whispers joke was crazy wtf 😭

[@PravusTheKid]

Can you explain it went over my head

[@ahhhhhh5572]

@@PravusTheKidI think it’s a reference to recent drama with the streamer Dr Disrespect who admitted to talking sexually with a minor over twitch whispers

[@DannB_mtg2]

It's the spiritual successor to Achievement Hunter's GO! series.

[@igzdoromal1392]

What a throwback

[@Soklay16]

I miss it +2

[@donglebip7471]

+2

[@TheMarkoSeke]

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

[@kornelparoczai1763]

My immediate thought. Those were the days, before all the pedophilia

[@AngelJimenez-cs4yq]

idk why but Ryan buying a property in monopoly like he’s actually playing sent me to the stratosphere lmao

[@roonil5697]

If you don't you have to auction it

[@jrockoclock7088]

I mean it's a fucking steal at that price

[@BigBigBigJeff]

Holyyy doc in the thumbnail ahahaha

[@sixpip]

The 3 time himself

[@Galacticbraindentist]

Doctor Disrespected My Wife

[@nohs8776]

DrDisrespectTheAgeOfConsent

[@futhington]

doc -> pdf

[@gumcuzzler4983]

Their face when I open up my favourite childhood game, Slay the Old School World of Stardew Elder Scrolls: Total War

[@Party_Hat]

Arrested after killing the goblin farmer's family and pet dog with their magical heirloom umbrella and then breaking myself out of prison with the forces of Chaos I command?!?!

[@Rumo0fZamonia]

It's like video game Taskmaster. Scribblenaughts would probably go crazy for this game.

[@nonpondo_]

Whole time I'm thinking.. bro.. TABS

[@d5rcy]

Honestly I love the idea of Sidequest! I will proudly continue watching

[@weirdbug_]

THE OUTRO GOES SO HARD ?!

[@hautoa1513]

We are letourneau guys of course we are library of

[@Level80Sorcerer]

Ryab finally gets arrested for jaywalking on his tippy toes

[@Cmanorange]

"Dog, it's your turn" words to live by

[@McWafflez45]

He was so right for the Monopoly Gambit

[@actbrimstone]

Funniest part of this was Dan spending the whole time fishing and didn’t contribute a single other thing

[@BudBonkerson]

14:53 peak loud = funny moment

[@rory6498]

Unity with no malf, absolute disrespect

[@warr5250]

Bro just felt like playing Monopoly

[@MrMoriardy]

get it twisted, tea.

[@gooblop]

I wonder if NL still had Tiny Rogues installed. There's a 1-in-4 chance your starting zone is the green one filled with goblins, even if you got unlucky with getting into the right run you could go from clicking "play" to having killed 5 goblins in like 3 minutes with a save file that can get that level.

[@jaketepsa6523]

I was thinking clash of clans for goblins

[@Nightknight1992]

the twitch whispers joke starts us off on the right foot^^

[@kornelparoczai1763]

How does his mind even go there

[@lukieq12]

baertaffys voice sounds very similar to NL's old youtube voice

[@buddyisbored2355]

Big Wow-head here, Im 98% sure Wow classic doesn't have any starting zones where you slay goblins. At the very least none where there are 5 in the area. Excited to see more of this series though, anyone with a wow account will be at an advantage to any "slay x of monster" cause retail's got so much shit in it you could just fly to the nearest area and instantly kill the mob.

[@ArctosValentine]

Not quite a starting zone but horde side has the venture co spots north of the barrens full of goblins and very close to orgrimmar

[@DIYHRTlover]

I think there's goblins in the venture co area in Mulgore

[@ArctosValentine]

@@DIYHRTlover oh yea I forgot about those guys

[@KasBunnyX3]

​@@DIYHRTlover holy based name

[@DanteReaver]

Final Fantasy 1 probably will lead you to killing goblins the fastest.

[@MundanePixels]

This is such a good idea

[@Vieweer]

He did that shit

[@imaplague]

LIBRARIAN POG

[@AmuserName]

Me when I'm a streamer and I hit the "do not pass Go, do not collect 200 subs" space. 😩

[@sl5945]

This is a fantastic idea for a twitch show wtf

[@matthewtully4103]

My killing-goblins strat would be to boot up MtG Arena and build a deck which is 20 mountains, 20 goblins and 20 red removal spells, then confuse the hell out of some opponents when I keep bolting my own creatures

[@stick.-2449]

The type A chatter in me screaming for terraria from the start

[@doctorpepper3519]

Joel

[@OtherworldlyOdd]

Seems like a fun format but it'd be even better if they had someone casting or doing some light narration on what games are being played and stuff. (I cant find the VOD on baer's youtube, am I crazy?)

[@finkelgodingher4753]

Better Achievement Hunter GO

[@shnorbles]

what the hell this outro from???

[@SRMkay]

Three streamers and not a single GTA install? Absolute binema

[@bigpostnet]

retro city rampage wouldve been a good arrested option i think?

[@Eval999]

Imagine not just launching bg3 and loading an old act 1 save.

[@hushpuppi3]

how in god's name did nobody pick osrs

[@americannightmare425]

What song is he singing at the end

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

da art of storytellin

[@vmp916]

Joke explainer please tell me the deal with the twitch whispers

[@ChicaneryBear]

Dr Disrespect allegedly whispering kids

[@KVWI]

​@@ChicaneryBear Not alleged anymore lol, he said it himself

[@ColonelDrax303]

Should have played Goblin America smh

[@funx24X7]

"I don't think you want to install a hundred terabyte game" smh the first gta game is 365MB but only true gamers have it in their steam library

[@dontuserachelslurs]

side oues champions

[@cybrosync229]

Amazingg

[@eliasryberg8642]

Couldn't you raise an army of goblins in Total War: Warhammer, and then throw them into battle and say you killed them due to neglect?

[@futhington]

None of these guys are Total War-heads I think otherwise bar loading times that's a ten second task for Eltharion the Grim.

[@PhantomThiefXI]

they coulda done ffi

[@papabaddad]

Runescape is good for a lot of these if you already have an okay account

[@UniqueAzrael]

whats the whisper gag?

[@jonh5832]

​@sandenson Honestly, I believe it

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@jonh5832well when he himself said he did. Yeah.

[@EatingThoseBeans]

You could've at least waited until Baer uploaded his video tomorrow before posting this and probably twking away views

[@rikolasdf]

first

[@miseri338]

no, i was

[@miseri338]

and i always am

[@miseri338]

delete your comment...

[@chlomance]

@@miseri338accept your loss with honour

[@miseri338]

@@chlomance winners make their own rules

[@miseri338]

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