The Most CURSED Movie Merch Ever - Diamondbolt

[@kingbash6466]

Still funny how even after they confirmed that Paramount legit had Ugly Sonic merch before the redesign, people that wear tin-foil hats like uniforms still think the first movie was a publicity stunt.

[@HBstudios2005]

This also means that somewhere out there, there is a version of the Sonic movie with ugly Sonic which means it's technically lost media

[@blueduderbest2369]

@@HBstudios2005yea I want to see ugly sonic flossing

[@fryingpan770]

​@@HBstudios2005 holy shit youre right 😭

[@Mooms]

I do not understand why there are people who still believe that the first design was a marketing stunt. Even if it were true that would mean Paramount wasted billions of dollars on merchandise with the old design that had to be dumped

[@thatoneXman]

@@SonicMovie3HypeGuy I mean, I'd still be down to watch that. There's still gotta be some finished shots we've never seen before, right? It'd be worth archiving for the novelty, at the very least.

[@Memelord2020]

The Shrek merch is gonna skyrocket once Shrek 5 hits theaters

[@TeruteruBozusama]

Or drop completely if people don't like it..!

[@theyamformerreborn706]

They must bring back the Shrek Twinkies

[@Joey-fm1jh]

I remember seeing Phineas and Ferb nesquik when I was younger, the box had the words “WHERE IS THE BUNNY” with the nesquik rabbit gone from the box with Doof in the background that just made it seem like Doof killed him

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

"WHAT'S IN THE BOX, DOOFENSHMIRTZ!" "BEHOLD! THE DECAPITATED-HEAD-IN-A-BOX-INATOR!"

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

I can’t wait for the Minecraft Movie merchandise, where it’s just photorealistic Jack Black and a cube that looks vaguely like a grass block.

[@Wasabi19940]

You mean Steeeeeevvvveeee

[@ThePsyco2010]

@@Wasabi19940STEEEEEVE!!

[@JollyMecha]

sh figurearts steve jack black would look crazy

[@thegodzillafandomsrookie5514]

@@JollyMecha Jack Black vs. Ultraman

[@JollyMecha]

@@thegodzillafandomsrookie5514 id see a full movie of that

[@PhilopaterAssadBoutros]

Garfeild has more cursed merch than anyone who has existed

[@thebibegenesis1068]

i mean take a lookk at the garfield phone beach incident. that shits crazy for just one type of phone

[@carlosvenegas9309]

Garfield*

[@thebibegenesis1068]

@@carlosvenegas9309 wheres the error?

[@carlosvenegas9309]

@@thebibegenesis1068 not yours, his

[@NintendoMeister2260]

You can only say your life is fulfilled once you French kiss Jar Jar’s decapitated head.

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

Emperor's Children ahh comment

[@teacup1315]

My brother got a penguin McDonalds toy that did nothing. To quote his two year old worlds "This pengin does noffink"

[@Mr.Feather130]

Is it part of the toy lineup for Madagascar 2 or Madagascar 3?

[@FrankBlaskovich]

"DA DEH WOO DENT BUY ME A SOOPA SPIT"

[@Mr.Feather130]

@@FrankBlaskovich oh my gosh XD

[@MM135]

Can't wait for Diamondbolt to show his search history.

[@MatejBeranek]

"Bumblebee is gonna guard my mcnuggets, if you take anything he will blast you back to planet cybertron." "Yea right." bumbelbee: MURDER TIME.

[@Gandalf.]

You mentioned the lorax printer but forgot to mention the time that the lorax, the movie made as a message about environmentalism made a commercial endorsing a car

[@Speedstar235]

Thats not about merch tho, thats just a straight up car ad, and I'm certain this was mentioned in a previous video about movie ads.

[@LowIntSpecimen]

​@Speedstar235 To be fair he covered a lego movie car ad in this video

[@Speedstar235]

@@LowIntSpecimen (EDITED: at least as of the movie release, a lego Silverado set does not exist at all, witness my zero-research idiocy) True, but the car in the lego movie car ad is also an actual lego set kids can actually buy and build. Which in a way also makes it a toy ad/commerical.

[@knightatyourservice7512]

@@Speedstar235actually… I don’t think I ever saw that set. Do you know the code?

[@Speedstar235]

@@knightatyourservice7512 I apologise and I retract everything I said about the set. I thought I saw some pictures in the past of it existing so I went and double-checked. It doesn't exist. All I could find was that Chevy built a life-sized Silverado out of Lego, like what Bugatti did one time. But nothing about an actual set. Disappointing. And those pics I thought I saw were only last year, and they're not real either. It's effing AI stuff. The only Silverado lego sets are all custom. My previous comment has been edited.

[@tannerprice2018]

4:36 The worst part is, I remember seeing that ad all the time. Now I’m legitimately terrified what that old lady is gonna do to that Robert Pattinson locket.

[@jasonotto9126]

Whatever she did. Her face will have a huge smile in that casket 😊

[@ConnorGarrett]

The revenge of the sith toilet paper should've been called Revenge of the Shit. Missed opportunity

[@swordkirbyfilms7747]

A common misconception the McDonalds Shrek cups is that all of them were toxic and had to be recalled. In reality, only the Puss in Boots cup was deemed toxic and had to be recalled because high amounts of cadmium was used in the orange paint. The Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona cups did not reach the threshold of cadmium to be deemed toxic. As for the Roblox joke at the end, there was a Transformers: Age of Extinction event in 2014 on Roblox. Transformers One did a promotion in the Roblox game, Drive World, with Orion Pax’s and D16’s alternate modes as vehicles.

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

Puss' cup being the most toxic one is why Death is after him

[@syafiqjabar]

Remember when Phantom Menace came out and Coke had a can for every character? Even the minor ones like Chancellor Vallorum. Did Sio Bibble had a can? He should.

[@coffeecartoons5345]

5:09 THAT’S A BABY-

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

NO, RAFIKI!!!

[@Coolzman-q1k]

Whyyyyyyyy 😭😭😭

[@BerraChoirs]

Never knew Rafiki was a Minecraft KZbinr all this time.

[@coffeecartoons5345]

@@BerraChoirs it reminds me of a Twitter post a friend sent me on Instagram, of a guy talking about how “sexy” an anime baby was, only for somebody to retweet saying “I’m a l*licon but that’s a fucking baby”

[@CHECKthisvid]

8:45 Guessing the infamous Lorax Mazda ad is an easy target at this point.

[@Davin-rp1nf]

He already mentioned it in a completely different video

[@philliprosewood7049]

Please do a part 2 to this Diamondbolt bc id love to see more of this merch as someone who grew up in the 2000s this was all very accurate hope for more of this

[@captainhook1911]

I agree, we need a part two.

[@Gustomations]

I love Garfilelf plush

[@eddiedont]

3:52 goon squad

[@FrankBlaskovich]

deftones sells a hat that says "goon squas" on it

[@sashamurashi225]

6:16 *insert Dwayne Johnson raising his eyebrow gif here*

[@B1_1_9_7_5]

🤨

[@faniskouklas]

Algorhythm letting me see this one minute ago means it wants me to spend all my money in merch

[@Scoop6464]

Oil up pookie, I’ll be there in 5

[@JACKREAL_45]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@JACKREAL_45]

@TheSpectacularRedSpider NAH IM A MINOR!!!!

[@mrman2476]

Alright.

[@kitsunemusicisfire]

Bro came straight from Instagram

[@christianmanka3884]

1:48 the Batman calzone was a life-changing experience

[@sergiocastaneda424]

9:47 I just been GRAN TURISMO

[@DerrickAliyas]

7:53 please don’t tell me those are the cups

[@Neocrossfire]

Fast food had such good toys. I remember the Batman brave and the bold Manta Ray walking machine and even the How to train your dragon Dragons

[@filipbabic4913]

3:07 oh my god you just unlocked a core memory for me, iirc I used to nag my aunt to buy me a happy meal so I can get all of the toys. And get them all I have :)

[@jensirl]

RIP to James Earl Jones

[@battlelord9253]

5:46 yooo jollibee mentioned

[@zaijantv4237]

Frrr!!!

[@martinezantonio4061]

Uy philippines 👏👏 philippines

[@ItsKodee]

Pilipinas putah omg!!!!!!! 😮😮😮😮😮

[@AyyKayy-n3u]

Please make a part 2! There is so much more movie tat out there that the world needs to see! Loot Crate is an excellent example of it.

[@The-JaxBro]

It’s still crazy how stupid the Lorax marketing was. It literally went against the point of the film where in the ads he would say lorax approved even though that was shown as a bad thing.

[@God-heaven4life]

The Uncharted 3 Subway Ad will forever hold a special place in my heart for being the best worst videogame tie-in ad I have ever witnessed. I'm honestly disappointed Nathan wasn't slamming back a footlong and chugging Sprite in the actual game.

[@Ccfortnite12]

Daddy bolts back

[@Captain8ball]

8:22 I had that when I was a kid! I had bumblee and megatron!

[@brenlc1412]

7:48 I’m glad my LEGO Movie McDonald’s cups never tried to poison me.

[@pointlessthings793]

I’m a massive die hard Godzilla fan, finding obscure obnoxious merchandise of the giant lizard always warms my heart

[@supermatte1108]

1:54 im dead

[@Amazing404-p2r]

Lol😂

[@sergeantdornan3833]

4:19 Australia does have burger king it was just renamed to hungry jacks.

[@FutureBestFilmDirector]

When I make my movies,I'll have the best movie merchandise.And Diamondbolt will be the first one to get it.

[@jonibaloney1]

this was genuinely the funniest video youve ever made I watched this while eating I could not stop laughing "just by opening them you've already made sure that you will never get pregnet " made my die I spat out my food thankyou for brightening my day

[@Zappa_boi]

7:32 Ashens!

[@kidnorm8358]

I know right! That was my exact response to seeing the brown sofa

[@joeysumner1856]

Watching this at 2x the speed is making me laugh so hard I'm crying, especially the part with Shrek food products.

[@sunsetvibe1063]

5:20 That’s the most casual middle finger I’ve ever seen.

[@christinavarney7911]

hey diamondbolt, mr sunday (my other australian youtuber) isnt uploading this month so I'm gonna need 3 extra videos

[@supersonical8770]

I shouldn't have laughed like a maniac at 6:57

[@strangeperson1255]

it's a good day when diamond bolt releases a video

[@Person-wz6iy]

RIP James Earl Jones. 2:00, 2:47, 3:32, 5:26, 6:49, 8:28.

[@memedood]

1:10 fun fact: they actually made those with Shrek on the box

[@godzillapark9075]

7:47 Hoky shit Monster Island buddies!

[@IceyKingOfGarbage]

the Shrek 2 hat is truly the finest piece of style I have ever laid my eyes on.

[@AlonsoMelchor11]

*Don’t Forget How Enormously Popular the Despicable Me/ Minions Products were back in the days Damn near everywhere you go*

[@thewritingrowlet2980]

01:33 Adam actually looks really good in this light! Keep it up man you rule ^^

[@softybun]

0:34 aussie things

[@tristan5502]

7:08 I WAS DYING!!!😂😂😂

[@arcturus1231]

I have a weirdly vivid memory of eating that Jar Jar lollipop at 3 years old and it being so unbelievably fucking delicious that the memory just never left

[@DuzdyAnimates]

THE FUNNIEST PART OF THE VIDEO😂😂😂😂7:04

[@UrLoPi02]

🤖🤖🤖

[@DuzdyAnimates]

Are you sure about that?

[@memeelfman324]

1:39 r.i.p those kids

[@Rei_doll]

Can someone give me a link to the ad

[@Mr.Feather130]

The 2000s is the peaked years when it comes to merchandise on big event movies

[@Mr_Null_Value]

4:02 Neuron activation with this one. I had the Po one for the longest time

[@legometaworld2728]

I dreamt that Shane Acker’s 9 had a promotion where they sold a popcorn bucket of 5’s head that you flipped open to eat popcorn. I need this.

[@cds7012]

Backflipping Tigress goes hard though, I had one too. And now I also don't know where it went.

[@AmethystOrlando]

I ate some Oreos promoting The Batman in 2022. It's straightforward Oreos except with a cool carving of Batman on it. Wanted to buy the pack so I can brag about eating a defictionalised Scooby-Doo item.

[@kevinrwhooley9439]

Merchandising! merchandising! Where the real money for the movie is made!

[@Gavyn_Gail_Mc_Moe]

Finally Adam's Sponsors Streak ended for now

[@B1_1_9_7_5]

8:10 I'm drinking Pepsi right now

[@aurimasm]

The Shrek cereal bowl is the greatest merchandise I've ever owned

[@victorhernandez5013]

Hope we get a part 2 because I want to see more cursed movie merch that the higher ups gave the green light for some reason

[@Birb-n6y]

This video is so funny for no reason

[@glory2cybertron]

Cosmetics aimed at children with Star Wars, Disney etc slapped on them are also a serious health hazard.

[@honestyisbetter]

I love it when adam diamondbolt fills me up with content😫😫😫😫

[@EpicYoutubeHandle]

0:07 god does that bring back memories

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

TURN LIGHTNING MCQUEEN YELLOW WITH WATER

[@everythingcollectibles]

4:58: Agreed, Man! We were fortunate to grow up during the peak McDonald’s Movie Toy era! 😊

[@Gordon-Freeman-Gaming]

7:24 I looked it up and I found one listed for like $6000 😭

[@r.a.fgattaiguy845]

dude, your editing is absolutely brilliant, I keep giggling like a child

[@CRYDOLPHY]

My popcorn bucket after diamondbolt posts 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

[@ethejumper6568]

Timestamps: 0:00 Intro 0:40 Cursed Food 3:23 Toys 6:47 Star Wars Products 8:19 Products from other Studios 9:28 Ending

[@pepefrogmanlover6960]

wtffff u brought back an old memory man i also had that flipping tiger

[@neoparadox787]

Another Diamondbolt Banger

[@NukeKioh]

I have no context of the comercial at 1:40 so the cutaway timing SLAYED me

[@samabbitt5587]

5:26 ryan drummond

[@nicholasdelaney1407]

If that Sonic costume was made before the Sonic Movie trailer, that costume was a prediction to the ugly Sonic! 😂 And if the costume came out after, it was inspired by the ugly Sonic in the trailer 😂...

[@ProgrammerPenguin]

i never laughed this much in my life...

[@tastycodlover4082]

loved the ryan gosling eating cereal 😂

[@sylnz97]

bro said "eat cereal" right as I put a spoon of cereal in my mouth...

[@MatejBeranek]

2:32 oh my god. how did i never know of this.

[@jainerodrigo2078]

Daug, it's 6:33 in the god damn morning.

[@jainerodrigo2078]

And I didn't mean the time stamp.

[@DaMartianAl007]

slow-start vibes from this video. Keep it up bud! XD

[@hideironsgamingdump8499]

The batman pizza was lit.

[@wstine79]

I still see that Garfield lurking around the Bootleg Zone with Phelous.

[@zanetmh]

Honestly even though it wasn't a movie merch, I am mad that the nearest Mc Donalds skipped out on Bakugan toys because it was the closest to real action figures we got at least for the first series. I still remember that my friend had Preyas from Mc Donalds and animated Bumblebee and Megatron

[@Ibis_W0lfie]

As a maccas employee, the toys are really shit now, I know this because the kids don't bother taking them home and I have to clean it up off the floor

[@UsedT1ssues]

im here for another video. This boutta be peak

[@superduper1436]

3:18 it was only the first installment Shrek movie that has metal in them. Shrek 2,3, and 4 also had cups but they were harmless

[@thevigilante1263]

Bro i love your edits and sense of humor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@animeluigiboy]

I demand a Steve McDonalds toy for the Minecraft movie. MAKE IT REAL!

[@fittedurge4763]

Idk what diamond bolt was on for this video, but the jokes hit harder than his previous ones lately

[@supermarioplushes2517]

Wow! A new diamondbolt video without a rotten tomato review. Haven’t seen that in a while

[@Cybernetic-vc4uf]

4:09 He had the book

[@justinthomas7222]

I love Señor Bolt! He gets straight to the point: "what the hell is this crap?"

[@colbyluongo8612]

3:18 I used to have one of the McDonalds Shrek cups🫢

[@bewearstar9462]

The puss and boats one was the problem one I believe