The Most Disgraceful Thing in Speedrunning

[@DerkDurski]

love how many times Coney would pause to say something and then the video would immediately address that thing as soon as he unpaused

[@tylerboone6324]

facts 😂

[@pepepillo4653]

Dang is almost as if Coney prewatch these videos and make a script, i'm gonna investigate that guy

[@Herecomesdatboi12]

@@pepepillo4653 React youtuber caught cheating?

[@Cadoe]

@@pepepillo4653 React youtuber caught cheating?

[@ZawaOnYoutube]

@@pepepillo4653 Scripting a live stream? That's a new one

[@Evan-mt7bc]

Did Coney watch how many layers of blindfolds the WR holder for this run has on? That's by far the funniest thing about SM64 blindfolded. The WR holder that wears like 5 different layers of blindfolds

[@ChiodosBlowsDogs]

I can see why he would though, I wouldn't want anyone trying to say my runs are fake especially when you've put in the time it takes to be #1

[@ElyParrot]

I vote for Coney to do a sort of "Chat plays Coney plays SM64", where he just plays the game with his back to the screen while looking exclusively at his chat TV for directions on what to do. He can try to use audio cues to get through but he might be enticed to trust some people in his chat. I feel like this could be beautiful.

[@drhody4229]

Ah like smant's chat plays odyssey vid

[@grohlski8669]

he's done it

[@smoceany9478]

bowser throws oh god

[@gamejitzu]

The most disgraceful thing in speedrunning, having your Bowser throws insulted

[@silvesta5027]

I would 1000% watch Coney do a VERY REAL AND VERY NOT FAKE blindfolded speedrun of Mario 64. That would be absolute gold

[@shilohschwartz8671]

HAHA I had the same idea! That would be fucking gold

[@barbashop_380]

Larry lurr

[@SomeoneWeird-vx5jx]

Live Laugh Larry

[@silvesta5027]

@@SomeoneWeird-vx5jx Words to live by

[@averypatrick5279]

Same

[@grapplesauce9939]

Coney should do a fake blind run where he’s wearing a blindfold he can see through, then just middle of the run pulls down the blindfold, goes 👀 at the screen for a solid 3 seconds, then just pulls it back up.

[@StarkMaximum]

The best part is that Joey Millie in chat very clearly seems to be a bot, or at _least_ someone copy-pasting stuff into chat without paying attention. Throughout even just this video you can see Joey posting identical messages at random times (primarily "holy fuck james you're so good at blindfolded" or "oh my god how are you doing this"), any time chat slows down a bit he just asks "what's poppin james" (which seems comically ineffective to ask a blindfolded streamer how they're doing), at one point they literally just say "complament" apropos of nothing as if the auto-message system broke, and then Joey does the typical "holy fuck james you're so good how are you doing this" message _during the ending_ long after the streamer has relinquished control of the game.

[@CEFG100]

In case you were still looking for anything redeemable about this guy, he also has bot chatters. There’s a lot of repeat chat messages that are a little too congratulatory. My favorite is the multiple instances of “YOU’RE A GOD!”

[@soulreaper2008]

Didn't someone literally do that with Hollow Knight? Like going through hitless but he was just invincible lol Don't think he was blindfolded though

[@onlysmiles4949]

Yeah, it was Cotton with Pantheon 5

[@treedude4246]

@@onlysmiles4949 thats so funny

[@bencegergohocz5988]

@@onlysmiles4949 You fell for it, it was much more than just p5 but he redirected the converation to just that being fake.

[@NonRandomUser]

The dude's "apology" video is even "better".

[@gengarisnotinsmash...]

Link? I never saw it.

[@_-Lx-_]

*Turns on camera *Fake sigh* "I'm sorry you misinterpreted my speedrun, it was a fooni joke, it was just a prank bro"

[@LtCdrXander]

The fact that the dude's bit donation image is Bowsette makes it even more laughable

[@abbbyyy7]

as a huge ace attorney fan i have to applaud the editor for specifically using 'frank sawhit' (saw-it) in place of the speedrunner at 14:26 lmao it's so perfect

[@kingblaze420]

Same here!

[@shoopydoopy6062]

back in the heads up 7 up days i would memorize the players shoes and just take a peek at the ground when i get tapped

[@shiffpup2529]

If anyone says they never cheated in heads up 7 up, they're lying

[@simplygarbage9951]

@@shiffpup2529 I never cheated, but I also never guessed right lol

[@katsoupman3218]

Do a hitless, blindfolded run of Dark souls with barely tinted glasses and god mode. Repeat that you can’t see, you’re dodging everything, and that you have a much faster time because you’re just playing casually

[@onlysmiles4949]

12:40 The problem is that unless he starts the spin from the same direction and is spinning him at the exact same speed at all times, his thumb won't be in any consistent spot Also, ironically, he probably could've at least tried to explain it if he knew about the sound cue

[@Zorua3]

17:29 this has actually happened in Hollow Knight’s speed running community. Doing Pantheon 5, a 45-boss gauntlet, without taking damage is easily the most impressive challenge run you can do, but a respected member of the community decided to turn on cheats that just made him invincible and there was a big controversy when people found out.

[@incidentlyaniguana2193]

Yeah it was tough since cotton was really good and it was hard to see the hits due to them being so close to actually doing it. It just feels bad that someone that talented felt the need to do it.

[@ExaltedUriel]

@@incidentlyaniguana2193 As Karl Jobst says, "speedrunners seldom cheat to get a faster time; they cheat to get a time, faster". A lot of times cheaters are people that are more than capable of doing it legitimately, but they've probably spent countless hours grinding out runs trying to do it, and whether it be due to frustrating RNG or requiring nearly inhuman execution, they give up and go "fuck it, I've earned it at this point" and cheat.

[@bullseye-]

This guy also blatantly read the chat when he was questioned about bowser throws and when he went on his humongous explanation and kept bowser there forever, as if this run wasn't dishonest enough.

[@ItsFireTiger]

There's certain parts cut out of the video, like when he goes back to Bowser 1 about what the cheater said about Bowser isn't in the early part of the video. And also when he answers the people about the Save File or Bowser throws, the person who recorded this run left out a few of those Text to Speech messages by accident guess, but yeah he's not reading chat, he's just answering the audio voice messages that have been cut from the video. Also you never see him get all 16 Stars in the video shown, but yeah he obviously does for his challenge to be finished at the end of the video.

[@tgvelvet4985]

You think people would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

[@CATomic]

I remember watching the blindfolded speedrun video when it first came out, it was funny how obviously fake it was

[@byrontheusurper6505]

someone's done the damageless godmode thing in holow knight radiant, I've never played hollow knight but I've watched that video twice now, it is SO good!

[@gabrielcornejo682]

I just love his "Im sorry" video. It's the WR of fake apollogy videos. Like really he does all the fake strats

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

this blindfold mario 64 video is so funny to watch people react to because seeing multiple people react to how this dude does these stars with various experience with mario 64 is so funny

[@SaintBoar]

coney reacts off pure muscle memory

[@rhinuu045]

"HE CAN SMELL THE WOOD" i cant lmao

[@SpaceyScarf3083]

The only thing this guy is missing is pizza and coke

[@_-Lx-_]

Baddabon truly is a speedrunner beyond our Mortal comprehension.

[@isaiahthehobbit]

Baseball rules dude. Please keep doing Baseball stuff its hilarious lol.

[@kyarisan]

"I heard you Goomba, I'm definitely blindfolded and not cheating right now"

[@carkol3227]

For the slide star you could probably listen to how long the music is b4 you have the 1 turn with out rails and then put on a blindfold and turn at that part, simply made a video learning the first half of the blindfolded run

[@tjtribble.]

Well this came out at an unfortunate time

[@angryii5411]

Mario baseball OST actively taking dumps all over any alternative. Well done mr editor 👏

[@nativenight]

I would definitely watch a fake speed run from Coney. Shit would be gold.

[@yacobo4397]

youngest gravy is the columbo of Mario 64 speedruns

[@saxolotl396]

Cheating in a blindfolded Minecraft speedrun would be hilarious

[@shufflebot9000]

Coney is such a optimist it hurts sometimes lmaoo

[@jds0582]

this dude was obviously training 40hrs a day

[@pennyisdreadful]

Thank you for uploading the vods, dad

[@thisisasupersayin376]

"Blindfolded Shy Guy Bounce is easy" "Elaborate on that." "no"

[@just_hage8862]

I think coney doing pantheon 5 hit less with an invincibility hack would be hilarious

[@seankeane769]

I would watch a video of coney pretending to not be able to see and do some ridicules speedrun… like a first person shooter that he’s just flicking headshots or something like that and he says something stupid like he could here the shadow of the guy moving on the floor lol

[@juniper1693]

hes fully blindfolded hes just activating his gamer sense (thinking really hard about how much he hates women until the game beats itself)

[@croaker97]

Do a “blindfolded” speedrun but leave your webcam off

[@rimthestew254]

that cheater just joined chess tournament for blind people, imagine that

[@anthonymann4049]

Coney should challenge alpharad to a blind fold run, cheat, and then just troll him for hours

[@boof5928]

Love the content Coney, Keep it up!

[@Tiltson]

I don't understand at all. He's wearing a blindfold! How could he see? These claims are baseless when you consider this.

[@snowarmth]

Depending on the fabric the blindfold is made of, they can actually be made to be sort of transparent. It's possible for him to be able to see through it despite it completely covering his eyes if its the right fabric. That's why you might hear about blindfolded runners wearing multiple blindfolds, as they overlap and mitigate the effect even if it were transparent.

[@acetrainerben]

ahhh it's THIS video... so good.

[@zinkpopovitch9519]

I liked that jump

[@mikeymcjasper5654]

Hey dude, you're my favorite speed runner and I've been inspired to start speed running myself. i'd really appreciate it if you could answer some of my questions. do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

[@cristiangranados6292]

I've been watching your videos for at least 2 weeks. You definitely deserve more subscribers

[@bearitoboy]

I can't believe he has only seen this just now

[@SecretRareHoss]

Coney if you wanna do this just turn your main monitor "off" but still read chat

[@MorikawaMelodies]

BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL

[@tonii-chan]

The Phoenix Wright edit had me rolling

[@KandiKid87]

YungestGravy is a hero. Lol. ❤️

[@nedcurfman3486]

I love watching reacts to this vid. I’m just glad it’s getting the attention it deserves

[@mastermonkey2472]

Coney your SM64 was amazing

[@pamoon_]

I can’t dissociate Super Mario 64 speedruns without Emiru nowadays Help

[@slonk01]

Holy shit that ace attorney bit was amazing

[@bruhbridgesburner9831]

coney needs to react to the 5 minute super mario bros speedrun

[@frostxd1701]

Baseball posting

[@tinyrosa2685]

says first, gets shot in face

[@YujiNakaSonic]

I had the idea Coney did of doing an obvious fake blindfold run after seeing this like using full on the actual no blindfolded world record run using a wireless controller leaving to make a sandwich or some shit mid run claiming I cant see anyway so it's okay

[@megoz]

I've seen that video so many times

[@coffefighterz9641]

Just in case anyone wants to see the apology video the "Speedrunner" uploaded kzbin.info/www/bejne/hJ61foZ6jLarhas It's quite interesting and kinda funny

[@josephcantu3562]

I'm surprised you're just getting to this video. It's insane how good these people's are

[@HoodBodega]

Coney the lawyer bruh

[@dannycarr1779]

Coney should try a (fake) blindfolded react Andy stream

[@freep3115]

Imagine using texture setups in a blindfolded run

[@bregghaines1656]

I would love a blindfolded speedrun where they just didn’t have a face cam

[@WhySkrice]

I've seen this video many times and I'm only realising now he has a PewDiePie chair

[@rockyino99]

instead of blind speedruning, coney should get those ar goggles from apple, ONLY read twitch for a playthrough and not looking at the game

[@0_Cardboard_0]

there should be deaf speedruns

[@b1ackgamma]

you could just do one of the levels for a star and only look at twitch chat for button guidance

[@b1nary_f1nary]

Coney I've never seen you before but you are a likeable and funny guy, you have my sub :D

[@danielaiello8929]

This is honestly sad every time I see it. I remember when he would post in Mario 64 Hell about starting to run the game and advertise his legit streams for 16 star. Seemed like an OK guy back then :\

[@cubinel]

Here’s a fun fact: YungestGravy actually requested for Charlie Brown to make the video.

[@getshwifty3101]

Narrator: His Blindrun Technique? Wack. His Sneak Skill? Wack. His Bowser Throws? Wack. My Bowser Throws? Targeted as fuck booiii!!!!

[@tatejensen381]

10$ that gravy is the guy who made this video Edit: Coney really made that joke 10 seconds after I typed this god damnit

[@ja_gar5992]

Wasn't this video either posted before or from a very old stream or am I just tripping???

[@cristiangranados6292]

Where is the VOD of this? I want to see the full version

[@hunterculpepper1973]

His blind fold is see through he technically didn't cheat

[@cerascrescent2569]

The speed run you are looking for that is difficult and easy to cheat. Minectaft, there is a KZbin dedicated to calling out fake minrcraft speedruns it's hilarious

[@jandaxprss6784]

Do a black ops zombies Easter egg speedrun blindfolded please

[@jandaxprss6784]

I’ll tell everyone you actually did it

[@jandaxprss6784]

I’m serious

[@Cashmoneez]

I am the wr holder of the color blind m64 any %

[@sportsandspeedruns]

3:11 lmaooo

[@fauxdude9756]

why tf would a speedrunner even go for a 1up in the first place lmao

[@meseyspieces]

Coney’s bowser throws are TRASH!

[@quackkillerreal]

Oh hey i’ve seen this one!

[@UbergronkSD]

Speedrun hollow knight p5 damageless with invincibility lol

[@antorequiem1205]

Did he Watch the video where the guy explains that It was a joke and not a serious run?

[@PKMNTrainerKratos]

Coney being contrarian for the content LMAO. Based

[@carlostrigo38]

Let’s goooo Coney upload

[@BlackMageLozi]

M64 aged poorly, pretty boring game outside speedrun scene. Repeat levels like 5 times wtf, and Mario control is almost at Kinect level

[@coreyrd34]

Bruh for some reason I've seen both of these videos already 😑

[@sandycrash8868]

What’s funny is he might have saved his run if he kept his mouth shut never said anything and at the end of the video say wow guy that was hard I was listen super hard

[@dougpouncey]

You know what, I’m just going to say it… I think this guy’s innocent

[@ZRSBW]

Here for the react andy content

[@DanteDamm]

Content King 🤴

[@thesxex]

super mario 64 truly is the most foolish game

[@kierandrago1236]

Funny that the guy admitted to cheating