The Most Evil Tik Tok Account

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[@HamburglarRaptorson]

3:08 we've gone full circle, we are back to mlg Teletubbies

[@Longshanks1690]

Nature is healing 🫶🏻

[@Coal_XVII]

Funny circles 🔵

[@FaceBack18]

U fking wot m8?

[@ayomri1914]

This isn't a circle it's a spiral we're close to where we begun but slightly lower. It's a spiral a downwards one

[@Laika_Come_Home]

Fr. These are just early 2000's Jimmy John's commercials

[@VanagloriaVT]

talking about tiktok while looking like a victorian child that just worked his 18 hour shift in a factory is wild

[@Dzglolz]

D1 hater

[@Suomitikru]

Guys, it took a whopping 14:54 fifteen minutes into the video without Pyro mentioning his sparkling water he so much enjoys every day. Funny how there wasn't a mention about Sweden in this video though, I hope Pyro is okay

[@AwesomePizzaMan.]

Actual video starts at 5:20

[@PaldeanWoopa]

Thanks

[@souljaboy.6668]

mind putting the timestamp for when he said anything that mattered? this mf a slopper

[@CommunityNotes_Official]

Thank you internet stranger

[@milliman4]

I was gonna make a comment like this too, thanks

[@Nick23-rc2zh]

Thx

[@j-lien]

Still wearing the dark wood shirt is disturbing

[@dumbloser-zz8wy]

AHHH BLATANT ADVERTISING IM TERRIFIED

[@j-lien]

@@dumbloser-zz8wy Capitalism jumpscare

[@Epiccoolguy462]

The haircut is disturbing

[@juspa8284]

the darkwood shirt situation is disturbing

[@AverageOhioGamer]

He either did a months worth of videos in a day. Or he sold all his other shirts off to pay for dark woods production

[@TerribleGamingUploads]

TikTok ads are always either extremely boring or the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen

[@zogwort1522]

iunno man I seen that type of shit in the late 90s on German public service TV

[@latedawnsandearlysunsets09]

Pilgrim haircut

[@ironmanlxix]

😭

[@Frick8375]

i saw someone say “medieval peasant ahh cut” once and this reminded me of that 💀🙏

[@morganwalz3938]

Plymouth Rock situation is crazy

[@imant9773]

you can't tell but he's wearing those peasant lace up boots

[@skillzguy30]

Halo of the sun aaa haircut

[@bruhh9947]

0:16 stroke andy

[@AndroidTwenny]

hey man thanks for timestamping something that almost everyone definitely missed

[@bruhh9947]

@@AndroidTwenny skibidi gyat

[@Small_anomaly]

Pause

[@jbarunderpar]

Pause at 3:29

[@kewlchickin]

you want me to WHAT andy

[@BigFisk]

The Nutt-ah Butt-ah situation is crazy.

[@thelawnm0wer330]

2 views in 8 seconds, when will Pyros hair fall off

[@RealUsername64]

when chemo starts

[@Calmtimer]

Rare funny fall off comment

[@uno9453]

Rare funny fall off comment

[@samuelwoodward836]

10

[@farqueue001]

Pyro viewers really never grow up 😂

[@Bearbones_]

18:53 my game theory is that the marketing team did this on purpose to annoy people and then make the second ad so that people would notice it more.

[@ilovethugass]

The TikTok's most unhinged ad is the Instagram Reel's average post

[@Dinogiantix]

The advertising situation is crazy

[@HonestTom1892]

I have Ad Block on.

[@HighFlyingOwlOfMinerva]

Don't we all?

[@Zenthias]

Pyro will never achieve his ideal form Pyro will STARVE

[@Bongu5.dongu5]

Ads are everywhere ad block anit saving u from shit tbh

[@Blanken-lp2iu]

​@@Bongu5.dongu5 huh? what shitty AdBlock are you using. I haven't seen ads for years

[@Beautiful-ModelBarbara-Hut-s1j]

The Rings of Power finale was pretty decent". Those are words that can only come out of the mouth from someone who sniffs farts on daily basis. Pretty sure thats the worst take I´ve ever heard coming from Pyro.

[@claytonbearden7793]

😂😂😂😂

[@wowpupkin9586]

advertisment team got that CEO mindset ✍✍✍🔥🔥🔥 truly the gorbino's quest of brainrot 🗣🗣🗣

[@agonlleshi7149]

yapping ends in 19:44

[@whateverwhatever4026]

Nuttnutt in the buttbutt. Prefect

[@clowneggion]

People who grew up on adult swim content are finally old enough to be in charge of major marketing schemes. We are so back.

[@LouiseBelcher69]

0:18-0:46 Man loses his edge, causing brain rot and major glitching.

[@cofetimeforintalkenglish]

the sloplive situation is DISTURBING

[@maaz348bum]

A main channel video every 7 months is truly disturbing

[@-japan]

We got nutter butter lore before petscop 2

[@aidenblaze075]

6:49 WHY ME😭

[@_Fern]

Dude at least it’s not spelled the right way, they spelled it the correct way for me bro that shit scared me 😭😭

[@WillowTitov]

First, it's two peanuts as the thumbnail, now it's a willy wonka peanut? Pyro, what is it with you and nuts, hmm?

[@Oldmeme592]

He changed the title also.

[@Bcso591]

talking about products being shoved in your face while wearing the slopwood shirt for the 40th time in a week is crazy 😭

[@RSK412]

Its genius in a sense. They are using their own retro ad stock to make an analog horror spectacle. However the bad precedent is going to push us further to Idiocracy.

[@nicknick_nick]

Oh no the tiktok quicksearches have invaded

[@compatriot852]

Did Pyro have a stroke at the beginning? Man really needs to take a break from the galaxy gas

[@KhangNguyen-sn9re]

Fell off

[@kefpull6676]

Only 2 views in 12 seconds, smh

[@Cloudyqueso]

I cant even blame his barber at this point, its just him asking to be cooked.

[@skullnite1042]

Pyro finally adressed his barber's TikTok account! 🙏

[@keileytv]

editors are now leaving in outtakes, pyro ur not paying them enough lil bro

[@SpaceGlitching]

Bro had a stroke and no one bats an eye

[@mix3k818]

As if I need more reasons to stay away from that hellspawn of a social media platform.

[@morganwalz3938]

Fr insta reels on top

[@Gemarald]

Pyro will never admit what he used Nutter Butters for.

[@PercivalDunlop]

You always know how to make a great video!

[@gaelthehuman1290]

1:44 “The Batman” came out in 2022 The haircut is now manipulating my Slop king’s memories 😢😢

[@Ind3xPlus]

"The Rings of Power finale was pretty decent". Those are words that can only come out of the mouth from someone who sniffs farts on daily basis. Pretty sure thats the worst take I´ve ever heard coming from Pyro.

[@mamons_2339]

12:23 Inflation mentioned

[@Arabello420]

0:46 "nyeah>:T"

[@cu5tard80]

Stutterchin’s least unhinged viewer makes a TikTok account

[@VexyDreams]

This isn't brain rot. This is analog horror.

[@relentless2892]

New drinking game. Take a shot every time Pyro says the word "Example" in this video

[@awildgamer92]

film theory bouta go crazy with the nutter butter lore

[@c4_s3y94]

Video starts at 1:01

[@bookle5829]

i love that futa angel in your pfp

[@Juggludh]

Jesus Christ 1 minute in

[@1sie]

Yapper yappin ​@@Juggludh

[@youtubesucks9539]

@bookle5829 You should try holding your breath under water for a really long time.

[@beanzmaggeo.o2757]

I love how worked up pyro gets every time he talks about weed

[@TheBritColl]

It really is genius, never hear about this before but someone needs a raise over on their team

[@krimsonklaww611]

Pyro: *shows epileptic analog horror in first 10 seconds* Also pyro: *immediately afterward shows epilepsy warning*

[@LexAlmighty]

When the Brainrot Comes Marching In

[@Thebard6]

16:16 thanks for including basically a whole ad in the video pyro! Keep the slop coming!

[@tartaglia444]

just put the darkwood in the bag

[@Krobarg]

the Nuh'er Buh'er situation is truly insane

[@everlyphoenix2978]

4:30 Not to defend a corporation but yeah CBD does help with anxiety. Both through scientific evidence and my own experience

[@dylon684]

Yeah, his CBD comments were super weird and uneducated.

[@kazerukai1295]

I have gaslighted my 11year old cousin in believing that Pyro is just a dehydrated lesbian

[@liamme54]

20:05… pay your editors more lmao

[@scottwealleans5324]

I'm convinced this channel is an elaborate San Pellegrino advert at this point

[@aelx6567]

10:15 same guy who did mlg edits btw

[@markbest2513]

The nut nut in the butt butt situation is indeed crazy

[@Bulletthegrandpa]

I think this video gave me a peanut allergy.

[@BRUH10155]

only good form of advertising has now been discovered

[@dominicrentall-caller-y5q]

TLDW: Hawk tuah Why so serious ? inflation

[@Jernald]

thank you dominicrentall-caller-y5q

[@MrCheminee]

Wead?

[@nuIlII]

TLDR: nutter butter is posting “creepy” brain rot TikTok’s in a marketing campaign

[@shawngremory2915]

we get it Pyro... you drink San Pelogrino

[@lifadysi9418]

1:33 Some good anime airing now.

[@mehmeedi]

wow situation goes crazy indeed

[@wdsyalyn]

I was literally talking about the 2004 Quiznos ad today. Synchronicity.

[@alexisacosta-rivera7128]

WE LOVE THE SUBS COZ THEY ARE GOOOD TO US!

[@CopyRight_.]

ok to be honest I fucking love nutter butters

[@BozoTheGreat]

Original "The most disturbing Tik Tok account"

[@seaweed1427]

Original title : these tik tok ads are disturbing And no i dont want to meet you irl.

[@mattpet7913]

Doesn't want to meet me irl situation is insane

[@Zombieowl22]

17:37 this opened up a horrific memory I'll never recover from, thanks!

[@opalhensley7566]

Honestly, this content brightened my mood!

[@alice11307]

Least believable bot comment

[@2Meows]

Least believable bot comment

[@soroushkowsarian3364]

​@@alice11307 only account to praise slop is a bot lmao

[@DarkRazerWasTaken]

Most believable bot comment

[@thebruheternal3654]

The most evil barber

[@user-oc7jh3hw6e]

Unironically loved the editing of this video

[@DaleEarndhardt]

Hearing and seeing my name spelt exactly down to the “an” kinda gave me a scare

[@devanmauch7843]

I had no idea about the penguin brainrot ads on tiktok, but honestly it's kind of peak. I wouldn't skip any yt ads if they were quality slop.

[@flimsyfire7667]

People who keep saying pyros' shirt probably stinks now need to be introduced to a washing machine.

[@Skrubscribble]

pyro finally visiting his dad jail cell at australia

[@SpriteTheWolf]

So, Penguin's making youtube poops and Nutter Butter is making analogue horror

[@ZachX888]

2:16 Bro they turned it into a YTP! xDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'll actually consider watching it now lmao! xDDDDDD

[@mollythebutcher7396]

6:23 is basically the Residents on steroids. I hate how much I love it

[@Pwnografic]

dude Wendigoon has to get a look at this nutter butter account

[@nicowokeuplikethis9145]

The thumbnail seems evil

[@ZachX888]

Bro this was your funniest slop yet, keep doing topics you like because dangggggggggggg. xD

[@CheezyPotatoez1]

they may be the most evil tiktok account, but the most evil person is the lady who put shrimp in my chicken pineapple fried rice

[@Dawg_Da_Monke]

5:56 the most emphasized nuh uh buh uh in the whole vid

[@Train-b3z]

the pyrocynical inflation tiktok situation is crazy

[@vladi123424]

0:17 is the moment slop overpowered his brain, now he truly became Sloppycynical.

[@yedicap4941]

When u puttin in outtakes only to get over 20min is crazy

[@7snickelodeon322]

I instinctively skip your meet and greet announcements 😇

[@Bunereal]

Hey, my dad works with the guys who are part of this, the reason these companies are doing irony is because they WORK. These make a lot of money

[@dzaky_taufiq]

film theory boutta go wild on this

[@cloudshaveiteasy]

It's incredible how far I'll go learning about the most useless, uninteresting shit I'll never interact with in the future just because I enjoy listening to this man talk. Truly a masterclass in slop.

[@SiSi22222]

the best brain rot marketing is the breaking bad tiktok and dortmund socials

[@dasdaasaqw5745]

20 minute andy and stutter andy, all in one

[@dencsyy]

Imagine if Pyro wouldn't fill the video with the PAX AUS ad, it wouldn't even hit the 1 minute mark

[@mintboy460]

Posting and watching this before sleeping is crazy

[@relationshipofcommand]

pyro youre so funny and random for not cutting out you slurring your words

[@tageru1541]

Pyro's hair slowly take over his brain, holding him hostage as a meat-suit, not able to think for himself.

[@mikethetowns]

Asahi being commonly on tap in Australia while nowhere here serves Fosters is an unexpectedly impressive lil prank on the world.

[@jesuis-wagner]

the girlfriend scamming people out of commissions situation is crazy

[@Thiccwrld]

"Pyro not bringing up that he drinks Sanpellegrino" Challenge : IMPOSSIBLE