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Schlatt books a room at the Ritz Carlton Kyoto just so he can one-up Ludwig. Lol
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[@schlattco]

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[@Dupi2]

Bring back Time To Smile

[@schlattco]

@@Dupi2 What is that?

[@WeirdCore_Weirdo]

BUYING ONE NOW !!!! Edit: the order has been confirmed :)

[@sleep6837]

Bring back Time To Smile

[@Respear]

i used to have this jschlatt youtooz that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

[@rileyturner1356]

I love how he went from flexing, to immediately being New York again and getting mad at the laundry price

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

You can take a New Yorker out of New York, but you can't take the New York out of a New Yorker.

[@315Mikel]

@@lordpumpkinhead265lol

[@quaketh6823]

Na cuz 4000 a night and they’re still gonna squeeze an extra hundred for laundry??

[@jameson1239]

@@quaketh6823five bucks US for each piece of clothing roughly which is total bullshit if I’m spending 4000$ a night on a hotel I’d expect they would either include a washing machine and dryer in the room or the laundry service to be free

[@paperplate09]

@quaketh6823 AND they still charge money for everything else too LIKE 10$ FOR POTATO CHIPS

[@Blaze-ub5uw]

Bro paid $4,000 to do nothing except look at things he has to pay for

[@Zvxers7]

Irl dlc

[@NikitaInShambles]

@@Zvxers7 where are the vowels

[@Zvxers7]

@@NikitaInShambles i ate them

[@chickleet4115]

@@Zvxers7 i

[@Shady_br]

The best flex is that he didn't even invite Ludwig

[@queenieofqueens]

Wait who's holding the camera

[@vesperious]

@@queenieofqueens not ludwig

[@RyanSoltani]

💀💀

[@queenieofqueens]

​@@vesperiousLMFAO

[@karma_anime_analysis]

his flex so big, it can materialize and hold the camera for him

[@DrShady-cy5cm]

I love how he goes from being upset at the hotel to being the most polite human when housekeeping shows up 😂

[@puppygirlfail]

this is the craziest tax write off ive ever seen

[@elpenguinoofmexico1388]

2nd craziest* only to mr beast

[@meganlabore6324]

Did we forget they monkey statues

[@RyGuyMaster]

the way he's so soft spoken when talking to the housekeeping lady was so genuine and sweet

[@S4lym0n]

I thought it was a prostitute that came too early

[@merpymat]

Jschlatt: “I hate rich people” Also Jschlatt: “I love bring rich.”

[@formerdungeonmaster1232]

Similar to the Dunning-Krueger effect, this is called the Musk-Zuckerberg effect

[@Lezm]

The Duality of Man.

[@chimken135]

being rich is full of benefits, however being rich also makes most people a fucking jackass

[@nathnolt]

A lot of people have self hatred

[@pranayanandbalaji7287]

thats why we love him

[@madiknox5568]

5:01 the SHIFT in his tone when talking to the housekeeper was incredible

[@renard257]

The funniest part is Schlatt complaining about everything being so expensive like he didn’t drop $95,000 on a giant monkey statue

[@bingletoid]

a giant monkey statue which he LEFT AT SOMEONE ELSES HOUSE

[@Yogasefski]

You guys are forgetting that it wasn’t just a monkey, but a monkey, WITH GIANT GOLDEN TESTICLES.

[@redmist6630]

it was a taxes thing probably idk im not rich

[@telph3223]

It was an investment.

[@bumpersincapped]

he needed it more than any of you could understand

[@wallacealex4638]

Schlatt being incredibly nice and polite to the service staff is so cursed

[@alstuff]

"i fucking hate rich people" and right after this "I love being rich" the duality of man ig

[@John2Kool]

real

[@Ixarus6713]

The true nature of the one we call "Shludge"

[@mr.cauliflower3536]

To be fair he is still actin broke.

[@schematticYT]

I'm an audio chuckler and I got introduced to schlatt through Ted's stuff and I never realized how handsome schlatt is. Like, on the podcast he's always talking about how he wants to be ugly and stuff but he's a real looker tbh. He's got nice hair

[@cameronh0701]

🥰🤩

[@theboogeyman2590]

Go watch “I spent a Day with Jshlatt” by Anthony Padilla

[@ree1425]

you GET IT omg have you seen the newest episode BRO IS FINEEEEE

[@efbiaiopenap2663]

Jambo vaping off screen

[@SigmundGloeckner]

I saw that too 😆

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

Explain

[@gugisgug]

I love how kind he is to the housekeeping like his persona completely drops

[@mocaroxox]

thank you for sharing your wealth with us, you’re so charitable!

[@schlattco]

You are so welcome!

[@shevrett2658]

hi shag

[@TheFanciestCipher]

@screenshotting imma be honest, it's probably not 😂

[@RyanSoltani]

Isn’t he so kind

[@Mistercoda]

So sad that schlatt died in 1999 it almost feels like the ai is actually him

[@samverratti4178]

Big guy advertising his yootooz while the queens funeral is playing in the background is the best salesmanship I’ve seen

[@nacarotdino2839]

I love watching videos like this because it reminds me how poor I am! I love deciding between eating and rent!

[@nacarotdino2839]

Actually a good video though thank you big guy

[@Lezm]

I know right! I should send this man my life savings by buying his merchandise!

[@GameRaptor64222]

@@Lezm great idea let me do it too =]

[@cumet9492]

Liked by schlatt is crazy

[@nacarotdino2839]

@@Lezm I completely agree!! Like I'll be homeless but I'll have a Rammie plush and sleep deprived sweatshirt so that's really what matters honestly

[@VanGelion85]

schlatt going from loud to the most soft voice while talking to the housekeeping lady is my favourite phenomenon in japan. when you talk to japanese people you just go more soft and quiet. it will happen to you, there is no fighting it and i think that´s beautiful.

[@antilogicalsociopath]

i think thats just how you're supposed to treat those workers in general, regardless of ethnicity

[@danyelavila6826]

Eh, I don't think ethnicity matters. Schlesticles was basically yelling at us so we can hear him, and so he can express his anger about the room. If he started yelling at the lady well, she would probably be frightened, especially since Schlesticles isn't afraid of fighting, he's a New Yorker, he speaks with a clear tone, and that he's just a big guy.

[@MistahFox]

Only Schlatt would spend 4k for the express purpose of flexing and spend the entire video complaining about how expensive everything is. Incredible, peak content!

[@RyanSoltani]

fr

[@Ruby-dr9fr]

When it ain’t even worth 4K a night 💀

[@FatalDawn1]

Best content

[@Deja117]

Man got ripped off... That's basically a 5 star here (UK) with 3k extra just for some old ass phones and snacks you need to pay for. Okay. maybe 1k is for the ice...

[@kagster07]

I worked at a dry cleaners for 4 years and those prices are actually about average to a tad under. They arent just washed they are dry cleaned and then also folded which still doesnt mean it should cost that much but dry cleaning machines are expensive to run and buy chemicals for. Rush fee at my place was 12.50$ flat for next day or within the day. 4 hours is insanely good. That means everyone elses clothes are put aside just to clean yours first. So that makes sense.

[@Daniel-mc3hm]

Ah so he was abt to get his entire wardrobe dry cleaned

[@GoatMilk08]

5:00 never heard schlatt talk in such a nice and polite tone

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

That’s how he lured em back in the day

[@jesusr378]

​@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 back in 1999.

[@Heavy_Weapons_Guy001]

“Can you come back 20 minutes?” 🥺😇😇🥺🥺

[@weezerfan420_]

“can you come back in 20 minutes 🥰🥰”

[@Diickhead]

5:01 I’ve never expected and never heard Schlatt talk so nicely to someone. It was actually really sweet

[@Jokin_Jake]

Schlatt being calm and nice to the housekeepers at the door is so cursed to see. 5:00

[@FormerlySunrize]

True, I've never seen that side of him. I guess the AI has some friendly moments unlike the real Schlatt. R.i.p big guy, fly high

[@briannarice7396]

I would like to imagine that that is the real him.

[@Jrppegg]

@@briannarice7396All this acting like a rich shithead is just for the videos he’s genuinely a good guy

[@allivairsomething8258]

@@briannarice7396it definitely is. This is somewhat parasocial, of course, but he's pretty obviously playing a character in all his content.

[@thatwaterriver3824]

idk it seemed normal for him to me

[@malaizze]

2:11 Shlurter often finds himself “in the closet”

[@dancmotya]

I knew someone would say it :)

[@Action35]

Schlatt was so nice to that housekeeping lady. So different from his usual self! That’s probably how he lured all those people back in ‘99

[@burgerboy446]

9:41 why does he walk like that

[@TheGlitchyFox]

This will drastically effect the shlaggt industry.

[@ArtucoDev]

but what about the ultrakill industry?

[@sleep6837]

Funny Sticks™ already went under, I don't see how they can financially recover from this. Kevin O' Leary from the hit ABC show Sharktank™ would be disappointed

[@unfaithfullsalmon1526]

the shat industry

[@TheGlitchyFox]

@ArtucoDev my plans will effect that later

[@EchoNovemberDelter]

Why are you everywhere? I just got off of a lethal company video and you were there wtf

[@proxy4570]

"Schlerectile Dysfunction" never fails to deliver videos

[@doeugh]

$4000 a night and they still make you pay extra for laundry 💀

[@bettyspaghetti3018]

These places just expect you to not care about your money by the time you get here. The potato chips was the biggest crime, since they're already overpriced in the store. For rich people it's fine, but you have to feel bad for middle class people who save up money for a nice vacation, only to get hit by a ton of hidden fees.

[@charlesnathansmith]

^ This. If you're willing to pay $4k for a room, you're willing to pay $200 for laundry (unless you just rented it to rant for a video)

[@Ixarus6713]

It's definitely meant for people with so much money they don't even realise they've spent any.

[@raigeforster5404]

@@bettyspaghetti3018 shut up. You support abusers

[@n00bp4ck5]

Schlatt: "I'm rich" Also Schlatt 30 seconds later: "the mini bar is probably too expensive"

[@Bow2erk]

We losing 50k with this one 🔥🔥🔥

[@bay6627]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@L0NER_B]

HELL YEAH WE ARE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@theredknight9314]

Better spent then verbalase

[@baladee4052]

Welp If you know you know….

[@Zacharygoldberg123]

Imagine spending 50k on this and not softcore...

[@nsf574]

5:00 The immediate change in tone. Imagine how domesticated Schlatt would become if he moved to Japan.

[@SnakesAnimations]

this is certainly the second most expensive thing Schlatt's ever done right below the gambling addiction he fell into after his heinous crimes

[@FullThrottle360]

10:35 quote of the year.

[@Aidswayz]

I'm so glad the Youtooz figure had the gun updated to be a silent pistol. Really goes to show that the figure can learn just like Schlatt did. He of all people knows how bad it can be when people hear your gun go off after you're trying to finish "important business"

[@Pogbirb]

Nitpick 5:27 the Japanese text means "Weed", as in GRASS weed and not drugs weed.

[@Chill_Guy247]

9:11 BTW “Shart” the green tea waffles are supposed to sit over a hot mug of tea/coffee so they go soft (Just realised the timestamp 😮)

[@crow_of_judgment]

Interesting coincidence of time stamp

[@ryanyayayaya]

the year of the tragedy

[@Chill_Guy247]

@@crow_of_judgmentNOOOO THEY GOT THE SECOND TOWER!!!!!

[@Lezm]

@@Chill_Guy247Yooo, have some respect for the 2,977 cases of lost life 😂

[@defectivepikachu4582]

​@@ryanyayayayayear?

[@berensloan5819]

3:30 wth that background footage lmfaoooo

[@obamabingchilling]

Schlutt must be one of the most humble KZbinrs out there! Thank you for being so down to earth!

[@hydrix9339]

Only Schlatt would advertise himself in front of the Queen's funeral precession

[@biscuits4750]

2:26 Imagine being so rich you get to sponsor yourself. That's the dream, ladies and gentlemen

[@joshbegly4207]

I love how he does that and then complains about the hotel running ads for itself

[@coleslaw4040]

@@joshbegly4207the difference is that the hotel is running ads that are advertising the hotel service, Jslutt is running ads for proudct that he is selling seperately

[@Tredenix]

Today I learned that $4000 in Japan gets you WikiHow in desk drawer format.

[@Goobuh36]

Underrated comment

[@SometimesImReal]

The cottagecore rammie is unironically the cutest thing I've ever seen

[@Penultimeat]

Schlatt REALLY needed to make this one tax deductible

[@johnbarker8717]

Most KZbinrs try to be as relatable as possible to the common man, meanwhile, Schlatt tries to be as unrelatable as possible to the common man

[@hyperspacesushi]

If theres anything I've learned about Schlatt it's never to put even the //concept// of a surcharge within at least 100m of his person

[@JamJuice101]

10:14 Schlatt, I have some questions regarding the police lights going off in the distance…

[@masteryoda1382]

I was about to say are we not gonna talk about that

[@Oleander4me]

"Shliminal" had to get the money somehow

[@doodlebug_doodles]

Schlatt is the strangest man I have ever seen in my life man. This shit, this shit is why I subscribe, just a regular ass dude doing some wild out of nowhere shit

[@HAPPY-re9ji]

I love the background footage in the sponsor.

[@floofydevil2648]

Was just about to say something about that

[@noneknowstheswagger]

so nice to see schlagg living in a room that costs 57 times my college fund!

[@legendarysoil1064]

Watching “Schlatt” waddle around the room like a real human at 9:40 was really cute to watch

[@cameronh0701]

Lmfao

[@muffinz4349]

Did he get the ice?

[@mrpizzacat8273]

They could’ve just added the food stuff to the room charge, it would’ve been far nicer. But no they make a point of charging separate for all these little things despite the room being 4 grand a night. It’s insane.

[@PandaFan2443]

I'd rather they charge separate. I don't want to pay for food I'm not eating.

[@nightstalker6779]

You’d think that since it’s in the room, it comes with the room, but no, they want to wring you dry

[@bitterbugs.1]

I love how fast Schlatt breaks character to become the most polite guy when interacting with actual people in between all his complaints over a room he chose to pay for

[@aloafofbread2439]

Schlerg never fails to fill us up with his big spenders content!

[@pdylmur]

ayo?

[@crystalsmith9838]

The way he secretly added the queens funeral in the the add break😂

[@lennyternil336]

Man, these ai videos are getting more and more convincing, it’s really almost like “Gayschlutt” is still here with us 😢 fly high big guy ❤

[@matchacat7192]

Not a day goes by that I don’t think about “jaywlor schwift”

[@thejanitor5671]

Man I truly miss gayscat

[@gh00ze]

Rest in peace Jshat ❤

[@lennyternil336]

@@matchacat7192 LMAO

[@PoisonousBunnie_]

Bro got so polite when the room service came up the first time 😭🙏 love that

[@tina670]

Actual video from the queen's funeral playing the background of the YouTooz promo because, you know, Schlatt is proud of his work

[@pupsicle117]

How kind of Schlatt to be charitable enough to share such an experience with us! I can only imagine how much of a joy he was as a guest, as I presume he verbally and physically abused each employee in there, as one does when they’ve accumulated this level of wealth. Huzzah for Schlatt!

[@Thomas_Angelo]

I love the vlogs that are produced on this channel. it feels like Schlatt puts all his effort in all of these. love to see someone so dedicated to capitalism.

[@gracie-C3]

thank you for giving us a mere glimpse into what it's like to be rich schlatt, the last hotel i stayed in was an $100 hotel when my PT Cruiser overheated and left me stranded in debuque iowa

[@eidolon5739]

i love how humble he is, he didnt even show his body collection.

[@MaliIsMe]

He complains bout taxes but is rich and is just like “I gotta one up Ludwig” you gotta love it honestly

[@wario1226]

Shout out to the camera man who never says a word or shows his face. Great immersion, like I'm really there; too intimidated by Him to speak in His presence.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

If you have to ask how much a Half Juban is, you can't afford it

[@jedislayer0719]

Im so glad ai can bring us “shlargamel” content even after he died. Its so convincing it feels like hes still here. Fly high🕊️

[@Lezm]

That’s Schdefinitely a word

[@iceymakesucry]

9:56 "friendly fire will not be tolerated"

[@_._sophia._.]

3:10 the funeral of the queen in the back? Wow my guy

[@Jebemti8353]

The only sponsors I watch on KZbin are Schlatts because it’s so hypnotic when he says “Sponsored by. Me.” Unfortunately as a Eastern European man I am too poor to buy Big Mans big mech:(

[@mariogarcc]

8:26 one of the best jokes I've ever seen in a youtube video

[@joaquinleal900]

0:50 said the guy that got a TV just to put it vertically up to watch TikTok’s

[@warlocktin]

you know its a terrible day when schlagg posts

[@emmamix]

Only Jschlong would put the queen's funeral in the background of his ad.

[@aidenplayz4220]

Schlatt: "They better not be late or else there will be a fricking problem." They come on times... Schlatt: "Can you please come back in like 20 minutes please."

[@thetwistedsavant5821]

I don't normally like the idea of making a video like this JUST to get some cash back on your room, but as someone who has seen first hand how stupidly expensive hotels like that are, ($10 for a damn mini bag of chips you can get for 75 cents at a gas station) more power to this video! Adblocks removed even!

[@AavaSelonen]

So no one's saying anything about the background at 3:25?

[@zoop5396]

The queens funeral playing during the ad read is peak schlatt behavior

[@lordfilippus8243]

he did not just put the queen's funeral on the fucking green screen for a simple sponsorship

[@deceitful_angels1]

More like this, it's not a please it's a demand

[@thedoc7184]

Only the big guy could spend an entire video insulting everyone and everything and have it received positively

[@SerjTerrible]

I love how one of Schlatt’s biggest forms of content is just trashing all over Ludwig 😂

[@Blar17]

3:02 Rammy couldn’t withstand the power of jambo

[@Captain_Cuh]

Watching from the dumpster behind bo-jangles. The newspaper scraps don’t help much with the cold, but your videos warm my soul!

[@muaxh03]

Only "Schlagg" would do something like this

[@Mr_Ev4674]

10 MILLION DOLLARS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IM WORTH? 10 MILLION DOLLARS! “im going broke” 😂

[@iammrbadguy9706]

I think it is wonderful to see how respectful Schlatt is when actually interacting with people. Better than a lot of other tourists coming to Japan, like that one guy who went into a forest and now sells energy drinks...

[@torbergqvist8151]

What's hilarious is that the coffee instructions are actually called "how to enjoy coffee". I assumed he was just joking when he said it, but had to go back and rewatch it. And then getting to the "how to enjoy music"... lmao

[@RyanSoltani]

Nice to see Schlorg display such charitably and kindness with all the ungodly amount of money he possesses. A real Scligoiogt moment

[@emma_nutella58]

We all know after this Schloobsies invited his boyfriend Ludwig over after this

[@zareffarhaan6106]

"Shlagg" never fails to flex his wealth on us.

[@Lezm]

“Schlatturpus*

[@memes4themasses365]

He spent $4000 on the hotel but won’t spend $50 on the laundry service

[@erikdanskine8352]

6:58 I got a solid chuckle from that.

[@Silly-d1y]

9:21 they hired a ghost its not automatic

[@angrymango42]

This is very on brand. Gotta love the new Jschlatt in Japan arc. JapanSchlatt.

[@elmoterminator6969]

It’s like he is still here with us. 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️ rest in peace big guy🕊️🕊️

[@sonicsupersam7793]

this spending spree reminds me of the other sprees ‘schlatt’ went on in ‘99.

[@EuropaBRace]

I hope we see more of these Schlatt vlogs in Japan they are such a good break from your normal videos especially that mute one

[@otterboi4240]

so happy "Schlagg" is finally selling the version of him back in 1502