The Most Haunted Places In America

[@thesilentmajority2765]

the way meat looks upwards when he talks to nick makes me picture nick sitting in some giant tall throne as they record

[@berkeokur99]

I just imagined this in Nick's editing lol

[@Brackish_Babe]

I picture him in one of those eagles nest like at the grocery store or sweat shop

[@woolgathrr]

May as well be, Nick's prowess is about 85% the reason I watch this channel.

[@coatesmuhgoats6272]

King Nick

[@StyxxOfDidymos]

In his editing ? What even...​@@berkeokur99

[@louismendoza-y9l]

If a psychic tells you to keep adding rooms to your house and the tells you to call her brother, who owns a construction company, it might be a scam.

[@shaynethegmann]

Maybe idk seems pretty trustworthy to me

[@Jmoth792]

You mean “if a psychic tells you anything” it might be a scam.

[@JacePanAce]

Aww for real?! They seemed so legit though... 😂

[@u12bdragon]

Dude I just heard Hunter start to talk about this, and I almost laughed out loud. That psychic is a genius. What an amazing scam. Very few scammers have my respect, but when you fleece an incredibly wealthy person with such an absurd scam, I can't help but giggle and kick my feet. So awesome!

[@andrejohnson6731]

"Your house isn’t haunted. You’re just lonely" - Ron Swanson

[@jackal8938]

a ghost is a wish

[@PraiseTheFSMonster]

True in every case

[@kakokapolei123]

The Winchester house is legitimately just a Resident Evil map with nonsensical stairs and doors that lead to nowhere being the out of bounds areas the player can't get to. Those stairs just need furniture or something blocking the way.

[@zachkurczewski5415]

The visual representation of living with dementia in a large home with no family to take care of you

[@jordyn_heartsyou2597]

ive been before its exactly like this

[@princessmarlena1359]

Been there, it is awesome.

[@onesunnyday5699]

The story was added later. Sarah had multiple homes in San Jose for family. The craziness of the house was the result of the earthquake & she gave up repairs. But the ghost stories brought in $$$$$

[@GhoulishTeatime]

@@zachkurczewski5415she was a grieving victorian woman where the only real control she had was building her estate. Its truely tragic Theres a great video on it by Kaz Rowe if you would like to learn more

[@dannonyogurt98]

The Cycle of Robert Bobby - Baby Robby - Teen Rob - Young adult Robert - Middle age Bob - Over the hill RIP - Liver damage

[@LorenXLX]

It’s like a Pokémon’s evolution 😂

[@proxius3]

For the people who ask about the Consecutive Life Sentences thing. "This is a common punishment for a defendant convicted of multiple murders in the United States. Depending on the jurisdiction in which the case is tried, a defendant receiving a life sentence may become eligible for parole after serving a minimum length of time, on the order of 15-25 years. If a back-to-back penalty is imposed, the defendant must serve that minimum for every life sentence before parole can be granted. Such a penalty also ensures that even if some of the murder convictions are overturned on appeal, the defendant must still serve the sentences for the ones left standing."

[@deathdancin]

So basically, it's multiple nerfs that stack to prevent the pker from grinding out their debuffs insuring they stay banned. Interesting

[@Ricksteady8]

I like to think that when someone gets a 500 year sentence that they have to keep the corpse/skeleton incarcerated till the whole thing has been served.

[@RePlayQ]

It also prevents getting resuscitated from counting as serving your sentence. There’s a couple cases in us history where someone died in prison, got resuscitated, and then sued saying that they served their “life sentence”

[@EZ-D-FIANT]

For anyone who wants to actually understand it: Either the sentences run 1 after each other or all at the same time (in which case really they only serve the long sentence ans frankly its B/S)!

[@EZ-D-FIANT]

​@RePlayQ a couple of examples, are you sure it's not just 1 recent example, are you really SuRe?

[@Adamgamer27]

That fucking exchange between the kid and the Bahamian servant about made me explode with laughter at work

[@kevinmunn666]

What is your favorite fart?

[@whoahdude9742]

That was killing me off during the whole bit

[@nukexD]

That was the best part 😂

[@mcrazzle5692]

I was driving listening to that part and legit had to pull over cause I was dying laughing. Like wtf?!? 😂

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

"What kind of friend did I give this boy" 😮

[@RitzScythe]

"glowing red eyes" was the "and he looked back at me with HYPER-REALISTIC eyes" of the olden days

[@chilibeer3912]

And teeth like knives

[@cfruge444]

Ngl, if he'd've made a Sonic.exe joke there, I'd've unsubscribed again. *Legit, but I was a fan even before the multiverse to the point that it renewed my interest in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise.*

[@CallofFreaky]

You don’t know true horror until you experience Hyper realistic eyes and BLOOD in your favourite cartoon Bonus points if you’re an intern at Nickelodeon or Disney

[@RitzScythe]

@@CallofFreaky extra bonus if you got the copy of cursededed media from a extremely homeless guy warning you to never play the media

[@jessejive1174]

@@CallofFreakyI read “was the” as the sentence portion being quoted.

[@lazarussolomon3541]

What is eerie about Robert's murders are no one woke up or heard it. Like every movie has the Amityville house in the woods, but it was actually in a suburban neighborhood. The shotgun that Robert's was proven to have used was later tested and the noise it made was deafening. But no one in the house woke up, and no one in the neighborhood heard anything.

[@lucasblanchard47]

I don’t know why they bothered testing the volume of a shotgun. They’re all loud as shit lol.

[@lazarussolomon3541]

​@lucasblanchard47 to figure out how the fuck he managed to kill Everyone in their sleep. Remember he went one by one and took his sweet ass time murdering his large family. And again it was in the suburbs and no one heard it

[@balkaba3927]

@@lucasblanchard47 probably to see if robert somehow just tweaked the gun and wiped out the loudliness making it into a silencer just without the silenced barrel

[@clownworld4655]

@@balkaba3927I had a stroke reading that

[@lucasblanchard47]

@@balkaba3927 that’s…not possible.

[@kaylagayles]

Hunter calling Ryan Reynolds Ryan Gosling has ruined my year.

[@horrifiedui]

literallyyyyy just came down to the comments to see if anyone else caught that 😂😂

[@subjectdelta44]

I genuinely did not notice he said anything wrong, I fully believed the man

[@kawaiigargoylegirl]

i know i was like THAT IS RYAN REYNOLDS YOU FOOL

[@LegionCommander]

Who are those people?

[@mcrenn5350]

Gosling was still acting in Goosehumps in 2005 😭

[@chevinrivera7041]

The Halloween effect is real. From 4th of July straight to spooky season.

[@kevinmunn666]

Too early for Halloween

[@SadFatHamster]

Best season

[@JBSpookyReview]

@@kevinmunn666 never too early.

[@crisptomato9495]

It’s never too early to celebrate gay Christmas.

[@L30N...]

*Never* too early for Halloween ✨️

[@bling-tut]

I love the Amityville Horror book, man. Every other sentence mentions glowing red eyes and says shit like "and then a skeleton popped out!" The writing is so schlocky it's awesome.

[@ParsnipCelery]

I am now going to read that book. I'm a sucker for trashy horror novels.

[@SithMami]

Love the word schlocky.

[@Ratzilla_91]

The servant sounding like King Julien when Nick does the voice is the funniest shit ever

[@cfruge444]

My least favorite Madagascar character. *He's fucking ANNOYING!*

[@erikoinenuori]

@@cfruge444 oh wow chill bro

[@vinciroth]

I love sitting on papa meats lap for story time, it's warm

[@HotBootInTheAss]

I don't, last time I did, well let's just say I felt something "spooky"

[@IchNachtLiebe]

He seems like the type who would be warm and comfortable but he might hurt your ears when he yells, "What are you doing on my lap" when he wakes up.

[@AngelRamirez-qp7uu]

He’s a fire bender after all

[@kevinmunn666]

Shrek 5 Cums out July 2026

[@BeefTheUncle]

Warm li- (gulp) like fire

[@Tanner-Gillman]

please make this a series. i just want to watch my favorite boi talk about haunts and spooks across the country

[@cripplynipplily]

That's what Wendigoon is for

[@999leorik999]

"making a conjuring on my pants, ok that wasnt a good joke" menawhile im heading to my boss office for laughing very hard at my desk xD

[@killyacrittercreepybug4273]

I thought that was one of the best jokes ever told I didn't see it coming it was epic

[@Rintonix]

I know nobody is going to read this, but pertaining to family sleeping through the whole situation at the villisca house. I've been studying the event for years. That evening the kids stayed the night over at the villisca house because their street light went out. *Candlelight* in 1912. Now keep in mind the street light went out due to a thunderstorm. I strongly think that the killer counted lightning while swinging his axe strikes, therefore dulling the sound of his victims. I've been to the location several times and can say without a doubt killing all those people without one waking up before the other is nothing short of absolutely impossible without all these factors falling into place. Anywho. lata.

[@Thollis1987]

A murderer only kills when lightning strikes was a smart and calculated move. Very creepy.

[@levibeau3537]

How tf u counting lightning bruh

[@Rintonix]

@@levibeau3537 Its actually really simple my guy, okay so next time you see lightning strike right. I want you to count in your head. Then when you hear the thunder. You at this point know how far away the storm is by Miles. so like this... Flash, 1 ...2...3... thunder. I know now that the storm is 3 miles away from me. Now I have a better understanding of when the thunder will hit after the next flash.

[@levibeau3537]

@Rintonix oh yeah my grandpa taught me that when I was a kid. My dumbass read the comment without realizing the point was to predict the thunder and assumed you were saying you can somehow predict lightning by counting it which would be pointless in this situation if it was even possible haha.

[@Rintonix]

@@levibeau3537 lol, no worries! I totally understand

[@NauticalFish]

I actually mentioned the asylum in Kentucky in a college research paper about adaptive reuse. The previous owners tried to demolish it multiple times for the insurance money thinking it was worthless. One of them even drove a bulldozer through it hoping it would collapse. Then it was purchased by a couple and turned into a paranormal tourist attraction with almost zero renovations needed. Now they make thousands of dollars a day just leading people through the empty building. All the events are typically sold out for months to come. It’s even on tripadvisor’s top 15 things to do in the city I believe. Just another reason why we don't need to destroy things just because they're old and creepy!

[@cherrytree2165]

The real reason the Winchester house is a confusing labyrinth of suddenly ending hallways and doorways to nowhere is that Sarah was an avid enjoyer of architecture and lived in one of the most active earthquake areas on earth. She had endless money, a love for home design, nothing better to do, and tectonic plates fucking up the structure every 10 years. The truth of Sarah Winchesters life is more interesting than the fictional accounts of it.

[@comradeinternet467]

Thank you for pointing this out.

[@zaxon5732]

Stairways leading to nowhere, thats what always stuck with me about that story

[@LagrangePoint0]

But why stairs that go to the ceiling n sheeit?, why not building nice/interesting functional houses, or schools, or homeless shelters, idk?

[@solus8685]

Ah yes, that definitely makes the door to death and stairs to the ceiling make perfect sense.

[@sn0lder]

fake news

[@Serranos_]

I come back to this video just for this 0:10

[@ghostdivision836]

Keep clicking it😂

[@gregg6113]

It really tingled my spine!🥶

[@Spectra651]

We went to see Robert the Doll in Key West a few years ago. On the way back home I tripped over my bag at the airport and sprained tf out of my knee. Of course my sister blamed Robert, but it was really my stepdad's fault for rushing us to the car like our house was on fire.

[@Kim_Marie97]

Classic step dad/dad move; HURRY UP! WE HAVE TO BE AT THE AIRPORT 6 HOURS BEFORE THE FLIGHT! GO! GO! GO!

[@zackcrouch6930]

Nah it was Robert.

[@PugChubRub]

The only thing truly haunted was Papa Meat’s colon after the tv dinner ranking video.

[@brunasantos4997]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Vernvanluen]

😂

[@justinbayless8284]

I love how members are paraded in their own little special section. Hey, you’re a member, here’s your display case where your comments go

[@eclipsomations9282]

Good thing is, eons from now when PapaMeat passes on from a CPap malfunction, his house will be safe from his control as long as nobody brings a lighter onto the premise, as he can only control fire

[@CERESISNTCOOL]

Never stop joking about it no matter what anyone says

[@mizzlowrider772]

heh heh

[@cookie5535]

That joke will never become funny.

[@cookie5535]

eons? You mean in like 6 months given his current condition 😂

[@sanctuary1501]

​@@CERESISNTCOOLW pfp

[@ulquiXmizore]

I had one day scratches and bruises over my body. I was living alone for the first time and kept feeling a sense of paranoia. The place wasn't haunted when I rented the place, at least what they told me. Everything of cracks in the night and waking up with bruises and scratches was really bothering me but I kept it for myself thinking it was me. Until one day it finally occured to me. I was feeling haunted when I stopped smoking weed for the first time, I made my bruises and scratches unbeknown to myself while being high. When I finally stopped the craving of weed, the place didn't felt haunted anymore.

[@austinlee4156]

Absolutely do a part 2,3 and 4 please. Papa meats sense of humor and ghosty stuff is a perfect combo. Edit: God bless all of u tht have liked this!!!

[@YFBDJ]

I disliked this. Does this mean I do not receive a blessing?

[@YFBDJ]

Does God even read KZbin comments? He probably doesn't know you blessed so many people. You might want to write him a letter or something to let him know.

[@austinlee4156]

@@YFBDJ hey I'll say a prayer your weekend is great. About the best I can do

[@BridgetWalker-xu8sw]

My grandma's old condo was creepy AF. An old creepy woman that basically looked mummified haunted it. I remember sleeping over there with my brother and sister, me and my sister were sharing a bed and we both saw her in the closet, and she was making a gesture with her finger telling us to come to her. Also we had a Thanksgiving dinner there and my aunt took a freshly cooked 350 degree sweet potato dish out of the oven, she turned around to grab marshmallow fluff, and there was a scoop in the middle of the sweet potatoes, as if a child dipped their finger in frosting. My aunt was alone making food and it was scalding hot. I also remember hearing whispers in the closet when i was looking at my aunts antiques.

[@MSinistrari]

I've always felt bad for any of the people who moved into the Amityville house after the Lutzes. They've all had trouble with tourists stealing souvenirs from the property and taking pictures through the windows. They've even moved the house and it still keeps happening.

[@JamieBerghoff]

Yeah they really have had to deal with so much I read that people would just be in the yard even the neighbors get harassed. They even had issues with the kids getting talked to on the way to school. For one thing how are grown people ok with approaching children? I will never understand just sad.

[@urphakeandgey6308]

The moving the house is hilarious. Now we can finally answer the question of whether or not ghosts haunt the actual house or the location. I've also always wondered if a haunting loses its power if the place becomes a tourist attraction and is constantly visited by people.

[@dr_diddy]

​@@urphakeandgey6308the location is geo tagged to the house.

[@Roger-v9p]

The people harassing them are the curse. . . _ ~ (👁️ 👄 👁️)

[@shockwave6213]

13:42 "My God, the help knows Voodoo and Black MagiCK. WHAT Curse did your bring upon the DOLL, Servant???" My absolute favorite part of this video.

[@SaintShion]

Interestingly, The House on Haunted Hill, the Haunting, and The Haunting of Hill house are ALL about the same house.

[@SaintShion]

Also, The Huanting of Hill House is written by the lady who wrote Borrasca (Partially ofc, forget to add that)

[@kevinmunn666]

​@@SaintShion Which movie you liked the most? 1950's, early 2000's or sequel?

[@CaseyAvalon]

I liked the 2000 version bc I was 13, 😂 but the Haunting of Hill House on Netflix was really good. It got me interested in Shirley Jackson.

[@tangentartists6876]

I have a soft spot for the Vincent Price version. I love cheesy old Castle movies.

[@CaseyAvalon]

@@tangentartists6876 Vincent Price is a marvel and they just don't make 'em like that anymore 🤠

[@doc_arsenic8595]

I was chased by papa meat in an abandoned asylum once. He ended up cornering me and beating me to death with a baseball bat while screaming about a "BBL Sasquatch". Nice guy. Hope i meet him again.

[@bubbadude8220]

“Was that the bat of ‘87?”

[@doc_arsenic8595]

​@@bubbadude8220 "he's right behind me, isn't he?"

[@YaBoiMoi2750]

Papa coming in clutch on this beautiful Wednesday

[@bmxboxter]

who is clutch and why is he coming in them

[@TheDeepTickle]

@@bmxboxter Clutch is a zesty tomgirl who dont take nothin from nobody cept papa. Pretty sure it has a video.

[@scholarofash6073]

You mean hellaciously hot Wednesday

[@dylantaylor7263]

No really 😂 felt like a filler episode all day lol

[@Labon-xv2rc]

real

[@RATSMACK3R]

15:36 Nick sounds like the gingerbread man from Shrek

[@heidipluntke7706]

as a Bahamian that's a fan of yours. I gotta say, your Bahamian-Jamaican slave accent got me in tears😂😂😂

[@heidipluntke7706]

happy Bu-ho-mian independence day, yall❤

[@T4T3RT0T5]

I lived in an apartment where the previous tenant was murdered. I call that place the murder basement. Supposedly, what happened was the tenant (a woman) invited her ex boyfriend to hang out on new years eve. On the morning of the new year, she was found murdered in the apartment due to blunt force trauma. I didn't want to know the details like where and how she died in the apartment, but I got a sweet discount on the apartment so I moved in. I remember the place was infested with centipedes. I heard voices basically every night. The bathroom door would slam shut on it's own (which was annoying because the only bathroom in the unit was in the bedroom so sleeping there was difficult.) I remember seeing a pale white faceless demon at night when I closed my eyes in bed, when it talked to me it had blood coming out of its mouth. It kept saying things like "I know how you're going to die" and "show me some blood". That got annoying after a while because the demon thing would repeat ominous stuff like that every night like bro I'm trying to sleep can ya shut up? I remember talking back to the demon a few times and I remember it's demonic laugh. Probably the spookiest thing that's ever happened there for me was the night when I had 4 shadow people apparitions appear around my bed. I woke up at like 3am randomly because I was hearing voices again. Normally it was just one voice but this time there were multiple voices. I kept my eyes shut and listened to them, they said things like "he won't survive the night" "he will never see his family again". I thought they were talking about me, so I opened my eyes and looked up to see 4 apparitions that were as black as night with white beady eyes. They were all looking at each other, but once the apparitions noticed I was awake they stopped talking and stared at me in silence... I don't know how long they stared at me it felt like ages had passed but eventually one by one the apparitions left my room. They all followed eachother one by one. The last one as it was leaving, stopped at the door and looked at me once more. We were looking at eachothers eyes for like 10 seconds then *poof* the ghost just vanished into thin air like a fart in the wind. Nothing happened the rest of the night... The craziest thing about this story though was the next morning I woke up to the sound of sirens around 7am. Turns out my neighbor next door DIED IN THEIR SLEEP!!! Presumably during the time that those ghosts were just chilling and chatting it up around my bed that very same night. So yeah, that's the story of my murder basement experience. Once I moved out I did not experience anymore paranormal stuff.

[@T4T3RT0T5]

Also thought I'd mention, as far as I know the killer was never caught. I researched all that I could but couldn't find any evidence online that the killer from my old apartment was ever caught. So that's uhh... Something.

[@DisposableSupervillainHenchman]

That honestly just sounds like sleep paralysis. You should ask your doctor about it.

[@NotKij]

Cool story

[@T4T3RT0T5]

@DisposableSupervillainHenchman I looked into that at the time and it was determined I didn't have sleep paralysis. I saw a doctor, conducted a sleeping test, the whole 9 yards. Like if I truly had sleep paralysis that would be an ongoing condition for me if that were the case, I lived in that apartment back in 2018 and haven't experienced any similar phenomenons since then. I've lived in 3 other apartments since then and I didn't experience anything out of the ordinary. It was a very bizarre experience living in that basement.

[@DisposableSupervillainHenchman]

@@T4T3RT0T5 Gas leak? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Sorry, but I don’t buy supernatural explanations. Could’ve been that your knowledge of the previous incident in that apartment influenced your thoughts living there. Similar stuff could’ve easily happened in the other apartments, you just didn’t know about it.

[@samcoote9653]

Man i love when you guys riff off eachother and it just gets more intense. Good to hear nick talkin more and more each ep hes a funny fuck

[@54032Zepol]

Yeah finally Nick grows a pair! Unlike Jamie from Joe Rogan who's treated like a beaten dog.

[@bernardomacedo9848]

29:28 glorious edition that made me laugh out loud

[@AccursedHawk]

The most haunted place in America: a place where Papa Meat doesn't exist

[@kevinmunn666]

Too early for Halloween

[@kevinmunn666]

Amityville Horror movie was made 5 years after the tragety innocent

[@CruxBrie]

Does*

[@TygerHillis]

My cat ate my hamster and threw up on my bed

[@MrDman21]

"I have the body of a pig." 🐷

[@pacoelielzuniga5953]

29:27 Kendrick edit is elite😭

[@Krabzz95]

Fr😂

[@markw464]

Caught me off guard lol

[@monchi3129]

Does anyone know the song?

[@demondude665]

@@monchi3129count me out - Kendrick

[@demondude665]

@@monchi3129make sure you listen to the full song, the music video only contains a portion of

[@toasted_peach]

My mom died in a car accident when I was 5. From then on to my early 20s, I would sometimes see her out of the corner of my eye but always disappeared whenever I’d turn to fully look. I stopped seeing her around the time I married my partner. I like to think she was just pop in just to keep an eye on me until my partner and I met.

[@l.palacio9076]

Im sorry, but that sound creepy af. I definitely wouldn't like my mom appearing in the corners of my eyes

[@toasted_peach]

@@l.palacio9076 well it was better than not having her I guess but you apologizing doesn’t soften your opinion on it either.

[@peachy7690]

Aww, I think she was your guardian angel and was looking after you all that time. RIP to your mom.

[@Digger-Nick]

Obviously it was your imagination, ghosts aren't real.

[@jaxonkohle2174]

Take them meds bro

[@laceymariehinners]

9:01 “Heha, we’re going to our hiding place🧒”. O r p h a n a g e.

[@frankensteinmonster1931]

Ah yes. Ryan Gosling. Famous for playing the Anti-hero Deadpool.

[@CooleoCatzASMR]

Speaking as a white guy, all white people look the same

[@chxf_d7321]

Sat in front of you at Noel Miller's standup show. Didn't look like you liked getting your picture taken. However, was awesome just to have a great experience with you. You are one of the best KZbinrs going strong!

[@IchNachtLiebe]

This could be interpreted as wholesome and supportive but I prefer to envision you in the dark corner right behind him breathing heavily and snapping pictures. That's what I would do anyway...

[@RendezvouDoo]

Awesome! He is one of the greats in KZbin! One day I feel like his voice or him are going to be in a movie or direct one. Unless he has already done voice acting. Def talented.

[@tylermckillop2339]

How did he smell? I need details.

[@kevinmunn666]

7:21 Leprechaun 1 from 1992

[@kevinmunn666]

​@@tylermckillop2339no you dont

[@TheSpankeh]

As much as I don't care for the paranormal KZbin channels, I can see CreepCast field trips being pretty amazing.

[@_kn0wg00d_2]

18:00 Krillin from Team Four Star is all I can hear

[@michaelv8721]

For real 😂

[@aeminence]

Bro honestly. These papa meat videos are a highlight to my day fr. I just love having more Hunter , such a vibe.

[@Sr.Javali]

Nick being possessed by Winslow saying “Robert did it” catches me off guard

[@Cardboard_Eaterz]

Hunter: "Very very smart people who watch this channel and leave wonderful comments :)" The first comment most people saw: "I have hemorrhoids"

[@TheBigFirmHandshake]

Dude fav video by far, I’m down for a part 2

[@Apopcyp]

My mom went to that house that the owner kept building off of when she was a child. She got lost from her parents and found the doorway to nowhere on her own (obviously marked as such, she didn’t open it or anything, they kept it open to show it leads to outside and she saw the sunlight around a corner thinking it was a window). She had a small mental breakdown when she found herself going in circles. She told me she scared shitless thinking she would never be found, until another group came through and she joined them to the exit where her parents were way too chill about her being missing. They essentially told her “Jesus, took you long enough”

[@kevinmunn666]

So make a book out of it. Shitfaced

[@Fomantis-mj4yr]

Damn

[@Thollis1987]

Geez…even back then parents were too relaxed about their children being lost and around strangers.😮

[@RyanAshford-o6r]

The home has private tours with X amount of people at a time so thats probably why the parents felt safe with their kid wandering ​@Thollis1987

[@ashkebora7262]

A 20 year old house creaking in the evening is almost certainly going to be from thermal contraction. The sun warms the outside of the house during the day (unevenly, so morning creaks, too), and it cools off and shrinks back down at night. Building materials don't change much from temp, but they _do_ change. Enough to put different stresses on pieces. In fact, that's one reason why most buildings that "randomly" fail seem to fail in the evening or at night. They contract with cooling off, and pieces don't fit tight enough together any more, or the wrong joint is the one that creaks/cracks with the cold, and... down goes the building!

[@Anikat]

Yup, and it 100% sounds like someone going up/down stairs, if the building has stairs. Haven't heard a single house noise since I've been in Europe (brick/concrete houses). I've often thought, that must be why NA seems to have so many ghost stories, yet you don't hear about that many out of europe. Despite europe having way more dense human presence for a lot longer! You'd think there would be more ghosts!!

[@randyhield4996]

As a Bahamian watching your "accent" has me in stitches. lol

[@SatanLiterally]

28:04 I'm thinking Papa has always thought it was "wheel barrel"

[@dudleyvasausage7879]

i have heard house noises a million times. it only scares you if you are thinking about ghosts or demons and you're alone. then all of the sudden the ice maker is a ghost

[@greasymoth4172]

20:29 the "did you see it?" meme will never not make me gag and cry

[@Will-jd6vb]

That Robert situation got so dark. "Strangle this chicken, you want Robert to live right?" 🤣

[@functionatthejunction]

Most of that was goofing on the ritual used in "Child's Play" to create Chucky.

[@brainrich1358]

That mirror thing, I just started watching Supernatural and they explained that mirrors are covered so no spirits or demons can hide in mirrors or leave them. Don't know if this true but it is a fun fact.

[@AlexHider]

I regret to inform you that Supernatural is not a scholarly source

[@LydiaS-nhdh]

That is because old mirrors are said to have silver lining on the back of them, to help make the reflective surface. In the olden days people used silver to ward off bad spirits. It turns out that silver has actual anti-bacterial properties to it. Which is understandable why so many people thought diseases and such were related to demons as they had no idea about viruses and bad bacteria.

[@Whyarewehere04]

Sounds like someone who's never seen supernatural.... 👀 It's pretty legit 👀 ​@@AlexHider

[@adamlouis3725]

fact is working hard there

[@IDontCare-141]

@@AlexHider It goes off of what mysteries are based on basically

[@Dakooties]

Where I'm from (El Paso) there's a moderately famous haunted house that people call "The Witch's House". My mom lived in that house for a few years and there's tons of stories from her and others. Lots of lights turning on and off, seeing men appear out of nowhere, the washing machine or dryer would randomly start going nuts. She told me that her dogs would absolutely refuse to come down from the second floor at night. Apparently they used to have the sickest Halloween parties there. She said everything was pretty wild until she was very pregnant with me and something pushed her down the stairs. She noped out immediately after that.

[@urphakeandgey6308]

"Apparently they used to have the sickest Halloween parties there." I love the thought of the ghosts trying to do their haunting business and some college kid is just butt chugging vodka.

[@DatBoiOrly]

I kinda feel bad for the ghosts imagine every other week someone pestering you about the death of your family

[@vocondus]

For all those who read this, we should start calling silverware “civilware”, because it’s civil to use it, but not all cutlery is made of silver anymore. Thank you.

[@kevinmunn666]

Shrek 5 cums out in two years

[@nr1NPC]

Okay but what do you think about boofing sir?

[@vinciroth]

Consider it done

[@Skakid789]

Needs moar boof ​@@nr1NPC

[@offtan]

And cutlery should be called cultury, because cultured people use them, but not all eating utensils are used for cutting.

[@WhiteDogg97]

calling Ryan Reynolds, “Ryan Gosling” is diabolical

[@Wooshey_Wooj]

14:33 the dog Robert is holding looks like “this is fine” meme dog.

[@Helloitsme-vt5hq]

I’m sorry Robert for glancing at you without permission please forgive me 🙏🏽

[@redman1234]

I’m sorry Robert for glancing at you without permission please forgive me🙏

[@zahira3144]

I’m sorry Robert for glancing at you without permission please forgive me 🙏

[@user-kp9pc1bo1s]

im sorry Robert got glancing at you without permission please forgive me🙏

[@Wooshey_Wooj]

@@Helloitsme-vt5hq Dude, that’s a good point. Im soooo sorry Robert.

[@alexanderwoods2055]

29:33 that beat drop and image fade in of KDOT was next level meme-ry. Love that.

[@UtsavChaudhury]

What's the reference to? ,😭

[@willthechill3992]

​@@UtsavChaudhurykendrick lamar, k dot

[@JS10K]

@@UtsavChaudhury Kendrick has a song named, "Count Me Out", which is the song that starts playing in the background as his face fades in.

[@UtsavChaudhury]

@@JS10K thank you 🫂

[@nedsweet9514]

My mum dated a bloke when I was a kid that had a holiday house which was built when the town was settled back in the 1800s. It was a hotel initially and it’d been renovated again and again over the years to the point where you could almost visually carbon date it by the aesthetic of the room. We would all refuse to sleep down the far end of the property because it gave off a horrible creepy vibe. All of us have claimed to see the reflection of a little girl in a white dress in the window leading to the rose garden at the far end of that hallway. Reflecting on that it was some pretty creepy shit to do multiple times a year but I still remember it fondly. Probably why I dig this type of media so much to be honest.

[@dangerxbadger2300]

13:14 had to rewind to make sure that wasn't a Big Body Foreign jumpscare 😂😂😂 iykyk

[@Sparkanp]

I could watch/listen to Meat and Nick talk about anything. Love these videos.

[@taylorjones865]

I love how every time he starts to do the Bohemian accent he looks like he regrets it… then does it anyways 😂

[@aubriewilson7700]

I need a bloopers video because I just know there’s sooo much gold of you guys busting out laughing at each other. I feel like I’d be laughing/crying like a 12 year old boy if I was behind the camera of papa meat 😭😂 love you pookie butt

[@Shmew455r]

Please more haunted place reviews, this help my day so much its insane.

[@portralight]

That bit where he asks Do you think I'm pretty? Ohhh yeees (raspiest voice) I've been laughing about that all day

[@smirkysmuffing]

"48 seconds ago" is something I never thought I'd see on a papa meat video

[@kevinmunn666]

15 mins ago, you were taking a shit outside no toilet

[@DKF_oli]

why. you happen to refresh your feed when the video just went up. it’s not crazy. especially when he has a set schedule for when he uploads……

[@sylvanomangano8453]

​@@DKF_oliwhat's the upload schedule? I always just pray for a new episode daily and get surprised pretty often. Papa meats upload frequency to quality ratio is insane

[@Foxyy01]

​@@DKF_oliits just another way to get likes from other people who got to the video early, these people will always comment that type of thing just for some attention

[@smirkysmuffing]

@@Foxyy01 dam nga calm down, I was just saying I was surprised to see it THAT early. I mean genuenly what are the chances of that, he uploads like once a week or so, and I just happened to go to the website at pretty much the EXACT same time he uploaded. My bad for expressing my surprise in an open space bro

[@TopsyTriceratops]

I think this man should cover lesser known serial killers, like the Colorado Cannibal who killed 5 men in cold blood for their valuables and lied his way to freedom. Originally he was going to be killed for his crimes, but since the judge/ court's reasoning was just because he was "a cannibalistic Republican" he was let go since cannibalism wasn't so uncommon due to harsh survival conditions and, well, you can't just hang someone for their party affiliation (yet).

[@ionian525]

If you're referring to Alfred Packer, I have to recommend "Cannibal! The Musical" It is a late 90s comedy movie musical made by Trey Parker and Matt Stone (the South Park creators) about Alfred Packer's journey across the Rocky Mountains and why he ate his companions. Insanely low budget, very amateur and I would be shocked if it is even a little accurate to the real life story but it was a great watch regardless. Its also interesting to see a Trey Parker and Matt Stone project before they would make South Park

[@kruksog]

​@@ionian525nice hat.

[@wilhelmkopke6024]

16:25 He sounds like king Julian lmao

[@MelancholyPageyBoy]

Me when I feel like a ghost is near me: “Uh, guys…it’s right behind me, isn’t it?”

[@guile5188]

"Guys, you're gonna wanna see this"

[@bhadbozo5615]

12:20 calls Ryan Reynolds Ryan gosling

[@CaliforniaBabeinTheD-]

i was hoping someone noticed that too lol

[@benty4735]

Pre sure the editors where making fun of him mixing up the two

[@alexism9656]

Not gonna lie, I sometimes get their faces mixed up in some angles.

[@AdelleOverton]

The pure comedy of Hunter & Nik having a "film nerd" battle straight after that! 💀

[@AdelleOverton]

​@@benty4735Oh definitely!😆

[@FlekyJeky]

One night as a kiddo, maybe about fourteen, I was up late at night playing old flash block breaker games and chatting with buddies on AIM. Around probably... 1:30am? I realized that I'd been hearing a faint sound every fifteen or twenty seconds, and that it had been happening for a little while. I open my door, step out into the hall, check left down the hallway, I can hear my parents snoring. Check right down the hallway, dad's office light is on. It's normal for his office door to be open, I don't think he ever shut it, but they were real big on saving energy so that light should not have been on. I sneak to the door, peek in, nobody. Weirded out, sneaking back to my room, hear the noise again, behind me. It's coming from the office. ...After all this time I'm still convinced it was the sound you would hear whenever someone would sit down in dad's height-adjustable rolly office chair - The muffled sound of that cylinder in the chair compressing, and the plastic wheels clattering a little on the anti static mat as weight shifted. After hearing that I shot back into my room, peering around the corner down at the office. Hear it again - Same kinda sound but as if you were standing up out of it. I dunno how long I was frozen there, listening. Long periods of silence, punctuated by the sound of someone either getting up or sitting down in that chair. I get back in my room, close and lock the door, propped a chair against it, and start chatting with my high school buddy, telling him about the weirdness. He's playing it off like I'm either mistaken or screwing with him. Fine. Back to block breaker. This goes on for a while, probably half an hour, me playing block breaker, chatting with my buddy, and sweating bullets the entire time trying to ignore the cylinder compression noise through the walls. My buddy's AIM message is something like "your dad's messing with you dude go look again..." After convincing myself to just got and do it, I unlock the door, open it, peer out either way and again... Parents are sleeping, loudly snoring. Nobody's in that office. Close and lock the door again. Hear it again through the door, someone standing up out of that chair. And again with the long period of silence... This time even longer. Even though I'd gotten back into my bedroom I was frozen in place. I hadn't sat back down at my computer. I was standing in my room, facing the shut and locked door, maybe just a foot away from it. Something felt very wrong and I didn't know what to do. I put my ear to the door and stayed there, listening to the suddenly-very-calming sound of my parents snoring loudly. Then, a noise through the door, originating from the right side of the hallway. Not the office chair. I should note that the whole house was carpeted. The faint, very long, slow sound of something dragging across carpet, coming from the office. A long pause... then another, out into the hallway. Then another, closer and louder than the last. It was footsteps. Slow, long, dragging footsteps on the carpeted floor of my parents house. And they were ever so slowly moving toward my door. There I stayed, frozen in place, looking down so I can mush my ear up against the door. After an eternity of my heart pounding, listening to step after step, it stops on the other side of my door, and silence. Then, as I'm looking down, still with my ear to the door, I see my doorknob jiggle, and watch in horror as the doorknob turned. At this point I yelled "Daaaaad!" in the direction of their bedroom and put all my weight against the door. I hear him get up and run to my door, I open it, and there's Dad in just-woke-up-but-high-alert mode, asking me what's wrong. I was white as a ghost and had sweat through all of my clothing. We did a sweep of the house, found nothing, we all went back to bed, and I had nightmares until morning. The end. ...Hate that house at night.

[@Kannonify]

Ngl This story fr messed me up big time right now. I'd have similar but far less intense experiences as a kid (I think we all do) around the same age doing the same kind of shit at the same stupid time of the night/early morning. Never got so bad to the point where I thought whatever I was hearing was eventually making its way to my bedroom door though, and certainly not to the point where I felt I had to yell out to my parents, although if I ever did they'd never hear me as our bedrooms were as far apart as you can get from each other in the house. But believe me when I tell you brother, reading this story, I was suddenly teleporter back 14 years old, frozen to the spot, standing right next to you, ear up to the door, drenched from head to toe in sweat not knowing what the fuck my next move should be. Cosmic af

[@FlekyJeky]

@@Kannonify :D Yeah, bein' a kid is scary sometimes. I like to chalk it up to being a kid and having a strong imagination, but it is also a spooky building at night. Y'know I never talked to my buddy this, the guy on AIM, I wonder if he even remembers that night. Cause that poor guy only got my probably nonsensical messages in courier new 12 about the ordeal. Don't even know if he believed me, or if I followed up the next day, or... I should mention it sometime.

[@jellyrat5473]

This reminds of a time when I was so sleep deprived that I started getting auditory hallucinations of my dad whispering my name from the hallway outside my room. Had some other random visual hallucinations too the same night.

[@Kannonify]

@FlekyJeky courier new is a god tier font though

[@ssjecm]

Jeez man appreciate you sharing. I had a very similar experience. Mom was working overnight, home alone, giant slam in kitchen while I'm in my room, it shook the apartment, then I just hear chains rattling coming to my open door, my bed was right next to it facing away from it. I was frozen just waiting for it but it stopped at the door. It felt like an eternity and then I heard a knock on the front door. I got the courage to go answer after the second knock rather than be alone any longer. It was my upstairs neighbor telling me my mom said I could sleep over at their place. Turned out to be a lie but the timing was too good for me to care. The freaking chains made it seem so wierd because it reminded me of those scooby doo chained ghosta but that's what I heard instead of footsteps.

[@asantepauwels]

I personally dont remeber this, but i was told the story so much i feel like i do now. The house i grew up in With my mom, my grandma and her sister/my great aunt. The house was over 100 years old at the time, and was very active when we first moved in. Pictures and stuff falling, Finding the front or back door wide open. They eventually settled but one night when i was around a year old, i would not stop laughing in my crib. They said it was over an hour of this. My mom even took me out the room got me to sleep but me back then 20 mins later im laughing again. My mom being so frustrated yelled into my room "enough! She need to sleep. You can play in the morining" and i went right to bed after. It was never like that again. But my family to this day believes what ever was in that house was keeping me awake that night... laughing. No one ever died in that house so the family was so confused on who/what it was.

[@keithhensley6203]

Is it just me, or does Papa Meat's face starting to look like a hair sunflower, just this ring of curly hair framing his precious face.

[@lizchesley6028]

He kinda looks like a grown-up version of the sun baby from teletubbies.

[@lesliejean-pierre353]

​@@lizchesley6028😂😂😂

[@taylorrutherford4782]

"Did you get titulated? Did you get scared?" Oh Papa Meat, because of you, my tittles are always lated

[@Pilps]

What’s a ghost’s favourite dessert? Boo-berry pie .... ok i'll see myself out

[@SoapWaterBackwash]

It's their favorite but it seems to go right through them

[@sylvanomangano8453]

And stay the fuck out

[@Pilps]

@@SoapWaterBackwashOH HO HOOOOOOOO

[@spookyfella42]

Dad jokes are goated

[@JoshParsons-p2x]

Subscribed after watching your Norwegian Black Metal video. Nice Pinhead shirt 👊 😈 🤘 P.s. when you did the bit about spirits calling out names, looked deadpan into the camera and said "Jooosh" in a spooky voice, shit had me dead 😂

[@grimmsfairytales2224]

Who tf actually belives amityville is the most haunted house?! Like it haunted 1 family. The winchester house or La Laurie mansion have considerably more hauntings attributed to them. Many many other houses exist that are alledgedly way more haunted. The warrens were good at marketing i guess 🙄

[@brunoyudi9555]

there isnt anything supernatural to the Winchester house actually, Sarah Winchester was just an amateur architect that liked to plan and build rooms, the reason many rooms leads nowhere is that part of the mansion was destroyed during the 1906 San Francisco earthquake, there is nothing supernatural about the mansion, just a rich widow that liked to plan and build rooms, the ghost part was added later to sell tickets to the place

[@UndercoverNormie]

@@brunoyudi9555 Amateur is an understatement. That thing is a fucking abomination

[@PrincessHellkat]

The LaLaurie Mansion is wild. I live close to New Orleans and while I have not been inside I’ve been by the property many times. I have been on a lot of ghost tours in the French Quarter and the LaLaurie Mansion is the only property they stop by religiously on every single tour. Did you know Nicolas Cage owned the mansion at one point until it was foreclosed? 😂

[@Digger-Nick]

A better question is who tf actually believes any place is haunted? Ghosts aren't real, it's impossible for them to ever be real, and not a single person on the face of the planet after billions of years of it existing has been able to provide proof for a paranormal claim. People like to get scared, it's all entertainment

[@Bruno-wp5th]

This couldn’t have come at a better time, I was so bored BLESS PAPA MEAT ❤️

[@kevinmunn666]

We needed another livestream of SASQUATCH

[@SquirtBangReplicate]

2:05 for anyone else who didnt know what a .35 cal rifle cartridge equates to- "The normal factory load consists of a 200 grain round-nosed bullet with a muzzle velocity of 2080 feet per second. This 200 grain bullet is nearly 18% heavier than the .30-30's 170 grain bullet" devastating tbh

[@kevinmunn666]

AMITYVILLE HORROR 1979 MOVIE & 2006 MOVIE WITH RYAN REYNOLDS before DEADPOOL.

[@michaelcarter3149]

Damn, that's a heavyass bullet. There's no way they could have slept through shots without something affecting them.

[@jackelewish1568]

That's a massive lead man. 30-30s are often called Bush rifles in the south usa due to how heavy the lead is making it less likely for a twig to change its trajectory. So 200 grain is insane THEN to be moving the fast. Wow

[@deadsoon909]

It always cracks me up to think about haunted objects. Like a ghost that’s damned to a doll for eternity just slightly moves sometimes once a month and that’s about it lol.

[@pluckyscuds]

22:22 is this an Araki illustration? that rocks

[@rad3647]

It is! I thought I was the only person that noticed

[@ruhl1738]

I thought I was just trippin

[@EvilCreampuff]

9:03 : My three-year-old son telling me there's a man in the corner of the ceiling in his room at night who needs help finding his eyes...

[@bearythebear69]

My little cousin would always point up in our laundry room towards the ceiling and act confused. He would always ask us who that man was 😭

[@Nikki_the_G]

Noooooo

[@EvilCreampuff]

​@@Nikki_the_GYeah... What can I do; move? In this economy?? I'm just going to live with eyeless man and hope he just fucks off once he finds his ghost eyes

[@GundamDragonLord]

My personal ghostly experience. Me as a teen, I was with friends as any teenager would at the time, sitting in the dining room where all of our holiday meals take place from as far as I can remember 1992 to 2010. And for all I know even earlier than that. We have these fancy plates and silverware specifically for those meals stored in a cabinet which mind you was not elevated. One day, just a regular normal day. Those plates flew out of the cabinet, we're talking about several plates going as far as 12 feet from where they were initially stored. None broke. Our house located in Minnesota, no earthquakes, zero road construction, even tried to replicate it ourselves. But came up with no results. To this day we couldn't explain it away.

[@richardbeater8915]

Who asked

[@jmbkpo]

​@@richardbeater8915 papa meat

[@nathandrake9737]

When I was kid, I stayed at my grandma's house all the time which was extremely haunted. Many people had experiences in that house. But one day my cousin and I we're playing in the bathroom and all of a sudden the objects in the bathroom just started flying at us. We ran out and sprinted for the room my sister and other cousin we're playing in and we flipped the mattress over to shield all of us from nail clippers and all sorts of shit still flying at us. It was chaos and my sister and I will never forget it. The spirit's name was Margaret, and she was 100% evil.

[@atashgallagher5139]

​@@nathandrake9737maybe Margaret was just pissed off with everyone calling her evil and running away screaming and being terrified of her.

[@nathandrake9737]

@@atashgallagher5139 Maybe, but that kind of thing happened once. Hauntings aren't like the movies. It can be an extremely haunted place like my grandma's house and you might have 1 or 2 weird things happen every few years. Plus not everyone experiences it. I grew up a bit and we moved into a new home which was haunted, not an evil spirit tho. Over 10 years we lived there and I had about 3 experiences total, my sister about the same. But my mom never experienced a thing. So it's quite random and that's exactly why so many episodes of Ghost Hunters are boring and uneventful. Cause it's true.

[@Crypt1cc]

20:29 is such a good reference

[@jonm.678]

Please do multiple parts- I love this

[@UltraRaditzStane]

My dad when he was in college was renting a little room in the basement. He said he was reading a book until a big shadow passed by slowly above him. He said there were no windows or anything that could have made a shadow outside. He mentioned this to the landlady and she made an extremely pale face and said that a kid from a year ago came back to the room drunk and tripped down the steep stairs and died. My dad said he has never believed in ghosts until then.

[@Salmon_Samurai]

Doing the loudest and dumbest "OOoOOoOOoOoO" is so fucking relatable. Dying laughing.

[@HakarisInfiniteVoid]

11:09 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This and passport bros are my top funniest videos. I find the meat crew hularious and down to earth. Thank you always for the content. It helps keep me going through these tought times. Im just happy to be alive at the same time yall are.

[@bryanmahnke805]

please do more of this, I haven't laughed this hard at a youtube video ever.

[@officernealy]

You know it's going to be a blood-curdling one when Hunter hits you with the New Super Mario Bros. Ghost House theme at the very start of the video.

[@crh.hedgehogs]

I think you should do a part 2. I loved this video, fr

[@dm6053]

it's fun seeing meat canyon overlap his different show sayings, like when he gave the "how ya doing, how ya doing" greeting on creepcast, i couldn't help but feel like this outro had a little bit of creepcast on it.👻

[@AnUndeadOath]

33:03 honestly if I heard some entity say tyquarius in that day and age I’d think it would be a demon’s name too no wonder people were spooked

[@connormcraney3754]

I feel like a great campy horror story idea is based around a moving company (Two Guys One Truck would be a great name) and they have to move the furniture out of a haunted house that the owners fled from

[@taylorbechstein1681]

There's a moving company near me called that😂😂

[@connormcraney3754]

@@taylorbechstein1681 I know of Two Men and a Truck which is where I got the title idea, it’s just changing that to fit the two girls one cup title more by removing the conjunctions but if you actually have a moving company called “Two Guys One Truck” near you then they’re my heroes

[@ArtsySpinch]

8:46 I have a younger sister who would do something similar when she was a toddler. We had her highchair in our living room, and she would sit and eat her food while watching PBS kids. At some point, she started to look up at the ceiling, and point at a specific spot, and either say “grandma’s on the wall” or “mom’s on the wall”. We didn’t have any photos of our mom or grandma up on the walls, and there was nothing on the ceiling, but she apparently saw a grandma up there at some point. She never seemed scared by it, she was usually excited about it. Our landlord had already said that her daughter would often talk to herself in her bedroom (which is my room now) and would say she was talking to an old lady. They also had a rocking chair that the landlord would catch moving as she walked into the room, but it would stop the moment she saw it. I’ve also experienced some stuff but this comment is long enough already lol

[@joanieleblanc8884]

According to my grandma, almost every grand child would point to the kitchens ceiling or smile at it. One of my cousin was maybe around 4 years old and said he was seing an angel waving at him. Still according to my grandmother, this was considered as something positive, but it never occured to her she might be haunted.

[@ArtsySpinch]

@@joanieleblanc8884 I wonder if ceilings are just a common place for spirits to roam around

[@Digger-Nick]

@@joanieleblanc8884 "but it never occured to her she might be haunted" Probably because ghosts don't exist?

[@jeffreyhogan3087]

@@Digger-Nickshut up digger

[@MrHeavy466]

22:41 That medium just so happened to have a brother who owned a construction business and another brother who owned an escrow company.