James May Best Moments (Compilation)

[@clarksonyouinfantilepilloc8041]

"Hey?" "its not a kit car its a Lamborghini" *Philistine*

[@Acandaz]

only james may could successfully use that as an insult

[@clarksonyouinfantilepilloc8041]

@@Acandaz not wrong lol

[@boyzinho281]

"the work of the divine potter" is sensational

[@TraustiGeir]

I have never heard a better term for boobs.

[@wassimnasra6390]

Lmaoo best one yes , this guy is hilarious

[@theredguy8746]

Forgive me if I sound stupid, but I've never known what he meant by that.

[@machumway]

@@theredguy8746 no worries mate! He’s talking about her chebs

[@AtheistOrphan]

@@theredguy8746- Ah bless! So innocent.😇

[@HansPottermann]

James can be the most boring man in the world at times, but his sudden jokes will hit you like a brick.

[@bubbles190]

I've never thought of him close to being boring, thats just a running joke between the trio

[@Phoenix-zu6on]

@@bubbles190 he has a lot of interests that youd associate with a boring hobby, but quite frankly i find the man fascinating and i think he can make the dullest things sound interesting

[@cameronlotter1392]

He's never boring

[@adam.dzwoniarek72]

He is one of the most interesting fellows ever walking on the surface of the earth

[@JaradS99]

This

[@top_banananaplays]

"You are... an apocalyptic dingle-berry."

[@kokodjamba6657]

Why?....

[@tailssonicteam1604]

0:11. James May just rizzed up Joanna Lumley like well easily.

[@Lincolntowncoupe]

And he didn't even have to say hello

[@tyler.e7581]

@@Lincolntowncoupe he trying to rizz her up not make her orgasm

[@filipbitala2624]

@@Lincolntowncoupea rookie mistake, you always start with “hello”

[@Lincolntowncoupe]

@@filipbitala2624 🧍

[@cairomiravity]

Absolutely Fabulous will always be a goated show

[@theredguy8746]

My favorite of the three as a kid - Hammond My favorite of the three as a teenager - Clarkson My favorite of the three as an adult - May

[@NiSiochainGanSaoirse]

That's actually a profound realisation I just had from reading your comment. Complete identification.

[@Taylor___]

Always Clarkson for me. He’s a genius

[@andrewmckenzie292]

Think that's how they work so well.

[@Agon1stt]

pretty much agree to this haha

[@dotonthehorizon9620]

​@Taylor___ his genius surprises even himself

[@tylerbosworthdrums]

Maturing is realising May is the funniest of the three

[@dynamo1796]

Growing old is realizing that May was right all along

[@shriharihudli]

@@dynamo1796He did make mistakes sometimes but he was right more often than not. And more than the other 2 by a mile.

[@scottallpress3818]

Amen 🙏

[@MrSniperfox29]

Maturing is also realising that not every single car on the planet needs to be developed at an ultimately irrelevant German circuit that has a penis drawn on it just because some other cars set a fast lap time there

[@luminousarrow2849]

💯

[@AB2108YA]

*As Dawn Broke The Peace and serenity's of this beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a Wild Animal*

[@mobbingarage9522]

CLLLARRRKKSSOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

[@walluntalli]

Apocalyptical dingleberry

[@PlayMoreGolf-RipOff]

May’s Hitler joke is iconic

[@MarkJohnson-ro1ed]

I’ve used it several times.

[@junaugust2705]

@@MarkJohnson-ro1ed how's the reaction of the people who you told the joke to ?

[@AmyFlannigan27]

And it's just perfectly punctuated by Hammon's high 'Alright'

[@hanshellman4867]

James is the smartest and sometimes funniest of the three. That saying all three are brilliant specially together. Top class!😂❤

[@Snowfang00]

His quiet persona means he sometimes goes unnoticed but when he does shine though it’s priceless 😆

[@S500-]

I Agree

[@sammym2021]

"You are an apocalyptic dingleberry" - James May One of the greatest quotes of all time. An unparalleled linguistic achievement.

[@EagleBeagle4886]

Most women compliment him saying, "He is a very cunning linguist."

[@romanjigunchin4199]

"It's very difficult to do this without accidentally getting hold of the work of the divine potter" - that's the best compliment of female beauty I've heard in a long while

[@gewglesux]

thanks for clearing that up for me i had no idea what he was on about

[@moogle68]

I wouldn't exactly call it a "compliment of female beauty" as much as a funny/creative/polite way to avoid saying "boobs/knockers/jugs/etc." on TV. Saying "It's hard to do this without grabbing/touching boob," doesn't strike me as a compliment as much as a simple statement of fact.

[@Captainperfection]

Clips like this should be kept under lock and key because they are fking priceless and will not be bettered

[@disneysrecessextra1634]

Now I want a custard creme

[@torbjrnlitlab8391]

Same

[@LibertyOn2Wheels]

I have some right now would you like one

[@thegraphicgoose]

Custard cream*. Creme is pronounced crem

[@AtheistOrphan]

So do I, but I’ve only got Bourbons in.

[@femboichik]

I want a cream

[@bobob4477]

James is the only one I'd be afraid of angering in real life. Clarkson will punch you, Hammond will just tell you to piss off, but James will eviscerate your psyche with a 5 minute verbal bollocking that you couldn't even begin to recover from.

[@joshslater2426]

James is one of the most tactful comedians on television. He lets Clarkson and May do the initial bickering, and then strikes at the end with the funniest bit.

[@itsdan722]

James is May....?

[@shriharihudli]

You mean Clarkson and Hammond.

[@lemon_j22]

You mean Jeremy and Clarkson?

[@cyberturkey77]

@@lemon_j22 😅🤣🤣🤣

[@ProjectEurobeat]

You mean hammond and richard?

[@SylveonSaber]

May's beef with the Nurburgring will forever be hilarious ngl

[@MrSniperfox29]

And as you get older, and wiser, you agree with him more and more and realise the whole thing was just a fad the automobile industry got into when they assumed every driver was obsessed with "handling"

[@dm9103]

His best was - "you given me the baby, now go in the back..."

[@24-karat-plonker]

"You are an apocalyptic dingleberry" That is the greatest sentence to ever leave the lips of a human being.

[@TERMINATIONBLISS08]

Maturity is realising that James is the best and funniest of the three.

[@Deceit-hx7ey]

Maturity is realising that all three were best at their own things.

[@RedTygon]

I'd argue James is the most iconic of the trio, least to me he is. I find he has some of the funniest and most memorable moments in TG and TGT.

[@VertietRyper]

4:43 the original accident that made the context of this clip is pretty grim, so I'm glad the court jesters came in tow for this.

[@jamesparsons9022]

I’m sure every driver, at some point in their life, has either uttered or thought some iteration of the phrase “shove over you dozy cow.”

[@crevecoeur1708]

love the, "Quick, call the!, hm..."

[@samcarpenter_]

3:50 is absolutely incredible

[@filipbitala2624]

Still the only times i heard “i will have” correctly since school

[@guguigugu]

"work of the divine potter" 😂😂

[@Snowfang00]

1:11 even the camera crew were laughing 😆

[@IBur2112]

James May is and always was my favourite of the trio.

[@peaty32]

Work of the divine potter 😂

[@thecreedy]

"You are an apocalyptic dingleberry" James May😂😂

[@schalkerleiden]

James somehow manages to consistently talk about boring things boringly and still be hilariously entertaining

[@104ist]

is the scene from the thumbnail even in the video? where james may reads how much jeremy had to spend on the car repair? that’s the best one!

[@JamaicanCastle]

"What did he do, buy you a Golf?!"

[@that121guyx]

“well wicked innit bruv”

[@bunnyflop3864]

I find May the most charismatic one of the trio

[@textmachine09]

"Take the third reich." Will forever be iconic and funny.

[@lonewolf4215]

CLARKSONNNNNNNNNNN!

[@647JC]

God I'm going to miss these 3!

[@MrSniperfox29]

It's always funny how Clarkson and Hammond refuse to admit that not every single car on the planet needed to be developed at the Nürburgring. Well, until Clarkson hurt his own back, and then suddenly realised that he did need a comfortable car and suddenly every car model being set up for "handling" (which 99% of users will never exploit) was actually a quite bad idea.

[@nanomage]

1:11 Shows you just how "un-controlled" James is...

[@klooks1013]

He is the world expert at pretending to be boring, but is actually very interesting

[@YoshLovesYou]

I want a compilation of James with women. Getting hold of the work of the Divine Potter!

[@scott3795]

“The work of the divine potter” - best James may line yet 😂

[@Jakeman90210]

“Apocalyptic Dingleberry”

[@ronandynan1228]

One of the greatest insults ever uttered by human lips😂😂

[@Chan-zv5kb]

Where’s “Hello”

[@Matsonius]

You have to start with hello

[@samoliver3242]

🧍‍♂️ hello

[@twojuiceman]

This truly is a rather sick video, my brother

[@smithyc2051]

Honestly they will never be replaced you’ll never see the likes of them again.

[@liquidemotionzz3232]

"hand signal" "Take the third Reich" 😂😂

[@dirkdickler5581]

Best trio in tv history....

[@michaelbeahn5977]

“The work of the divine potter” 😂

[@MaskofFayt]

A wise man once told me that getting old means realising that James was the funny one

[@akshayiyer8897]

One can see Herman Goering in the Take the Third Reich scene behind James

[@Jack-hy1zq]

James losing his banana is so James 😆

[@Firemarioflower]

I love how he went agressive in the race against the locomotive

[@reubenrozeyt5716]

James May The most sophisticated silly man

[@Argyle117]

“Which is well wicked innit bruv” killed me.

[@OveBakken]

8:04 James in the water, which TGT episode is this from?

[@betara_indera_gunung_timur]

season 2 episode 10

[@OveBakken]

@@betara_indera_gunung_timurThank you!

[@thestigsdutchcousin]

One of the many things I will give Top Gear credit for, is the top level of insults they can come up with.

[@trevorj3838]

Love the man, def my fav

[@MirrorMonolith]

I’m gonna have a CUSTard CREAM

[@CodeineCoffee]

2:30 I thought he was going to say they don’t have the legal stature lmao

[@DanielBeard-un2fg]

God meant these three to work together and that's made us all happy. In a world of misery these three can make us laugh and forget about the bar things

[@pavasite4278]

When you’re grown up you realise that James was the best out of the 3

[@varunhebli]

8:06 to 8:36 THE BEST 30 SECONDS FROM JAMES MAY😂😂😂

[@ryanwhyte672]

Well on that funny moments, Back to the studio/Tent.

[@DrRock2009]

The Ugandan morning is possibly the best thing ever….🤷‍♂️

[@uldisblumbergs6721]

I know this is all staged, but TopGear and Grand Tour are genuinely the best shows in the world.

[@priuskiller426]

Half of it is staged.

[@The_Alpha_E]

''all staged'' clueless

[@ronhops8253]

why cant anyone level the audio of the different clips in compilations

[@hashirsiddiqui8491]

Well wicked innit bruv 😂

[@henrik1743]

I hate when a clip shown in thumbnail is then not part of the video

[@hussguy1990]

I agree. Only reason I watched the video as I'm Canadian and it really does look like Tim Hortons.

[@chhavimanichoubey9437]

Without holding the work of divine potter😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

“No copyright infringement intended” lmao

[@user-vm3os4wl1d]

anybody else mouthed "clarkson!" when we knew it was comming

[@michaelbeahn5977]

Incomplete….as this lacks James’ monumental quip on the Growler, which highlights that he had the best off the cuff whit of the three by a good margin.

[@FSAPOJake]

James May is the Larry Fine of the Top Gear trio.

[@dj_sp3rmcount]

5:24 May’s car is built like a literal brick shithouse

[@MorganBushell-le1vn]

Never heard may laughf like that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cakemanLHK]

No "Hello :)", "Manual, semi automatic. Oh these are the weapons" or "Look what you've done to my bloody shed, man!" :(

[@SIddhanthprasad]

What's the episode at 5.40?

[@Avliv_Satan]

I love James, he's such a nerd.

[@johnworledge6663]

Soon to be the Messiah of Dullness .

[@KahinDaz]

i came for the video in the thumbnail and its not there

[@Yahooligan72]

Cry me a river

[@Yahooligan72]

Cry me a river

[@hyperixz]

​@@Yahooligan72shut it you

[@testing52009]

@@Yahooligan72 be quiet

[@Annabelle66633]

1:18 lmao 🍌😂🤣

[@zhivuchiye]

The man at 2:45 above the right shoulder will haunt my dreams

[@adityakolachana4621]

1:38 James looks seriously pissed :)

[@MycketTuff]

Captain Slow is my type of fella, I need to go find the local equivalent and make friends with him

[@mbgmadbull1141]

I mean I do agree that ride quality is important, however as someone who also values fun performance I think the nurburgring is important for certain types of cars

[@vitsobotka6268]

"Hammond knows the square root of jackshit about food or cooking"

[@adamsansom4822]

This show made me proud to be British.

[@pepitosbazzeguti1073]

You are an apocalyptic single berry 🗿

[@lionheart6176]

Hard to believe he didn't start at season 1

[@AntonBazzhenov]

After decades I'm still wondering how did these men survive so many crap things. I'm bloody happy they are still alive.

[@kevinjhonson5925]

I’m root beer forklift certified

[@harrythomas1252]

4:47

[@octaviusfooks7194]

1:18 - 5 second rule!

[@chinaman1]

Let's be honest here, UK police nowadays also cannot measure children.

[@ronandynan1228]

James is the best presenter. Jeremy is a professional idiot which means that most people think he’s the funniest and Hammond is the proper driver. James is just a bloke who is occasionally hilarious and who likes cars

[@thntte2345]

To be fair I would also faint if Joanna Lumley gave me a kiss

[@OccasusRaven]

8:10 Daam james was lucky

[@itsdan722]

She's hot until you hear her talk and the things she says 😂

[@ziiimtt]

fr

[@con-radical5481]

"Take the third Reich" 🤣 nicely done