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The Most Insane Tweets Of The Week!
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[@Pirateking1997]

''not a homophobe just a hater'' i felt that in my bones

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

Bruhh fr

[@X1ZR]

Sometimes I just be hating fr🤷🏾‍♂

[@TelzAll]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@3arthIsGhetto]

As a woman I will never understand why more people (men and women) don't shower prior to seggs...

[@TelzAll]

So no spontaneous sex?

[@ДилянРосенов]

some dont even shower after

[@francescaestelle2886]

@Tequila Sunrise Or at least get a wet towel & some soap 🤣

[@3arthIsGhetto]

@@TelzAll there's spontaneous and then there's just gross. I'd rather pause for quick rinse then be disgusted and ruin the mood 🤷🏼‍♀️ I have a very healthy bedroom life and I've been with my guy for 10 years so he must not mind us being clean either. It's to each their own I just don't get choosing to be dirty.

[@natheefahs.8210]

That's why it's always nice to go in with a wet wipe after you're done with the toilet paper.

[@kayceyraimer9098]

My hubby thinks I'm too picky with toilet paper, but this is exactly why! Nobody likes a linty 🐱

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

The reasons to stay single increase by the day. 😂

[@stayawayfromthewoke3412]

Linty?

[@kayceyraimer9098]

@@stayawayfromthewoke3412 lint? small fibers.

[@jennifertaylor-wright7694]

A Lintyyyyyyyy Im dyingggg 😅

[@mini_afropuffs_queen9990]

💀💀💀💀 I AM DECEASED! LINTY! ?

[@fudge2967]

I’ve just recently come across this channel, and I now have grown so attached. I now have these two playing as background noise when I’m doing anything like gaming or working 😂

[@baby28girl]

I am exactly the same hahaha

[@nickyshaw7677]

I know right. I work for myself from home and I am constantly walking around with my phone with their vids playing

[@maretheredge1542]

Ong just playin it while driving

[@BabelTruth]

Found these guys on TikTok first and I’d be scrolling their videos for hours and hours. These guys are the absolute best to get some jokes in your day😂.

[@damiennightmaresx7950]

i couldnt do that i'm on part fucking 9 of the patreon clips playlist and i have accended so much its just to painful to imagine trying to keep a sstraight face in an enviroment i need absolute calm in-

[@rhondondeezy]

They on twitter saying y'all in a super tiny group of men that are allowed to have a podcast...and I absolutely agree! Y'all are hilarious 😂

[@sheisking97]

When they first came up in my feed, I was TERRIFIED! But damn, these guys just make my day 😂

[@rhondondeezy]

@Leonisa King I was ready to be HOT but now I never skip them when I see them lol

[@sheisking97]

@Rhonda B I actually only came across them this week, and I'm having the best binge ever

[@andrewwalker9960]

@@sheisking97 ahhh i wish i could go back to when i first found them.

[@Kimmy_Beee]

2:12 I screamed at the same time as Fuhad!😂😂😂 LOL these boys are golden🙌🏾🤩

[@xavieranderson6626]

Naw catching HIV for life motivation is WILD! 💀💀🤣

[@zainmulaudzi7250]

smh, been telling myself ive tried everything

[@xavieranderson6626]

@@zainmulaudzi7250 💀🤣🤣 seriously tho, me too... I'd have never thought to catch that "Magic Johnson" motivation 😂🤣😭

[@87Strong]

@@zainmulaudzi7250 noooooooooooo 💀💀💀

[@christellefrancios2038]

@@xavieranderson6626 I’m at FUCCCKKKINNNNNNNN dead 💀

[@lord.Giselle]

Right.... because make it make sense.....that's crazy yo

[@ktnixon81]

James saying “YUCKY” has me floored. 😂😂😂

[@victoria-janeerfort6934]

Low-key that massage James described sounds phenomenal 🔥😂

[@deniserutherford9617]

Facts

[@emeralddream4428]

I went to massage therapy school and I hated getting one but I love giving them!

[@BeautifullyNerdy]

That first entrance!!! 😂😂😂 James is a freak

[@muneebow]

The way you sit into it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm crying hahahahha

[@Tiffanyjane90]

The way James says "it’s yucky" 😂😂😂

[@musaboscar5094]

James callin' himself DADDY will NEVER get old lol 😂😂💀💀

[@bubblestcat]

But James calling Fuhad DZADDY!!! Finished me ...dead!!! 😭🤣🤣

[@Thelucky23]

Fuhad rolls his eyes everytime… you gotta catch it… but that part is even more funny!!!!

[@Thelucky23]

@shxtsnGigsPodcastyou would comment on this comment!!! Hahahahahahaha. 😂😂😂😂🎉❤

[@jodyjojo1381]

Sure won't, makes me wanna do it to him and I HATE that term for men from women

[@rickeywillis4967]

Somebody has to 😂

[@tewaimarama2303]

I learnt that in Japan they always bathe before intetcourse. It is a habit I have adopted. Plus the bodywash makes you smell nice 😊

[@kikinyte6806]

I just think it's common sense

[@qualityrelaxation.7981]

Am I the only one who thinks James knows what he's doing sexually🤣🤣🤣 like his descriptions are too good

[@ayandasperanza530]

Like yeah, he's not even bragging he's just talking...

[@GL1TCHED9]

James looks like he sweats profusely during seggs

[@qualityrelaxation.7981]

@@GL1TCHED9 😹😹😹😹😹💀💀💀

[@sosodiba]

LISTEN 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾… James is just….😮‍💨🥰

[@aaliyah4772]

‘That’s a mayweather entrance’ 🤣🤣 I laughed so loud I woke my baby up 😩😩😭😭😭

[@DavidCaudry]

"That's a Mayweather entrance" 🤣🤣

[@fudge2967]

The way I started dying before Fuhad even got out the first “Undalay” 😂

[@hindenburg2006]

These 2 are the bright spot of any day!!!❤😄 And a "Daddy" is always the cherry on top!!!😂

[@syrritajones2538]

Fuhad’s hollering will never get old 😂😂😂

[@ArkcessorizeYurself]

The "things" James experienced is mind boggling

[@heiseili9279]

I like that y'all put the clips here. I can't do the patreon. Husband has cancer and we are currently funded thru a GoFundMe and hopes n prayers. We working it out tho so don't feel bad for us. 🤣. Good days and bad days.

[@kindDictator]

I'm sending you both more hopes and prayers ❤️🙏

[@kelvinenos]

🙏🏾🙏🏾You’re gonna get through this better! Both of you🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@spongebobrectanglepants]

Praying for you and wishing you all the best On a lighter note, does your husband teach chemistry??

[@tashapaul7376]

Sending healing, faith, hope and prayers your way x

[@tai2523]

What’s the GFM? If you’re comfortable posting it, I mean.

[@tiffanyfrench3743]

This is why you should always carry personal FLUSHABLE wipes if you are not going to take a shower !!!!!!

[@AK-47-yall]

Psa in case you didnt know: even wipes that say flushable, are not. Ask any plumber or person who cleans septic tanks. Those things do not degrade and and should never be flushed.

[@tiffanyfrench3743]

@@AK-47-yall I didn’t say to flush them! I said use them!

[@TheBlkKat]

@@tiffanyfrench3743 You the one that emphasized 'flushable' like it made difference verses normal wipes.

[@orangemoon9634]

​​@@tiffanyfrench3743 If you call something FLUSHABLE, people will think it's safe to flush.

[@harrisr1018]

Or just wash ur azz like Muslims n people in Asia do

[@ialreadleeknow]

''it's not her fault bUT YUCK.'' LMAO

[@larryfrazier6250]

Baby wipes for the win!! Hell its 2023 what we doing

[@commonsens3]

Bidet. Upgrade, this is 2023.

[@gsl649]

@@commonsens3let niggas clean they bootyhole in peace dawg😂

[@allinaflutter6117]

It’s Yucky 😂🤣 I can’t I have not laughed this much in years 😂

[@bapsi418]

Everytime James says "daddy" always sends me😂😂

[@blackgirliniran]

I’ve watched that “Sit into it” part an unhealthy amount of times…😅

[@bree3003]

Read your comment as he was saying it. I screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@breemapry]

@@bree3003 ME TOO AHA. I had to play it back 😂

[@eliza6971]

I was watching a sketch about a woman calling each of her friends for relationship advice. Before getting into specific advice the first thing each one says is "First of all, get the toilet paper out of your p***y." I laughed my ass off and now whenever I go out with someone I always think "well, first off, get the tp out of your p***y"

[@jeannahtey531]

But how do all the friends know she has TP on her cooch?

[@eliza6971]

@@jeannahtey531 the joke is that it’s happened to most women at least once and that all of them were so mortified that it’s the first piece of advice they have when a friend asks for opinions on a sexual relationship 😂

[@teresajackson7516]

You guys say all the quiet parts out loud, and I'm here for it.

[@gabriellasdiary]

ayeeeee! my favorite time of the week! Keep it up, been here FOREVER and still routing for yall! Love yall.

[@MeccaLegal]

The tissue thing 🙈 Noooo...but it happens. Bathe first ppl🙈

[@annick.]

A Mayweather entrance, okay Daddy 😂

[@stuartdrake4217]

😂😂 I can put my house on the fact that no women has ever had a massage last more then 5 minutes even if they have just give there partner a 30 minute head to toe!

[@laurensBuddy]

Men being disgusted by tissue crumbs like y'all don't pee on the floor/toilet seat

[@kayachan5198]

i always make the mistake of eating when watching you guys ... love how you described the thinly rolled toilet paper as im trying to eat my steak

[@stephaniemartin9253]

I’m to old for this😂🤣😂 love it!!!

[@stephaniemartin9253]

*too

[@chigozieokpala3806]

Never too old to enjoy some jokes

[@aesinam]

Lol their ridiculous. You can actually edit your original comment by clicking on the 3 dots to the top right

[@dorcassg]

That toilet paper story is why I use wipes omg thats embarrassing af 😂😂

[@IndomitableAde]

So glad I found these two! They're my new Desus and Mero.

[@russelllapua4904]

The massage thing was on point. Especially the boxers bit 😂😂

[@ttv.konshusvengence]

i was in the middle of a clash of clans battle and instantly clicked on the notification when i saw it

[@felixbrownie0325]

it's 1 am here in the Philippines.. just right in time before bed!

[@thisiscrystal3656]

That spanish one took me all the way out🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@izzy_hatake]

James why you depriving us of your hoochi daddy shorts?

[@nerekapiteni4750]

Who needs the shorts when he's serving these hoochie daddy stories? 🤣

[@monikaakabelle1123]

The roll flick😂😂

[@realpluslovely]

James is being too nice.... IT'S HER FAULT AND THERE IS EVERYTHING SHE CAN DO ABOUT IT! 🤣🤣🤣 That's nasty🤢

[@ronniemarshall7684]

bro i can't be watching these pair at 3am. My lungs about to burst holding a laugh that would wake the country up.

[@Smell_TheGlove]

Omg the massage & taking boxers off is 100% accurate 😂

[@shar0009]

New fear unlocked😨 imma be making sure there's no toilet paper rolled up 😩

[@shikita007]

James is the epitome of “gata see it through mah boy!”

[@karmellla]

As much as I love this, HATE that men talk about stuff like this 😂😂

[@humanitysreject5233]

Why?

[@dormammusofat]

i actually heard the E I E I UH OOOOOOOOOH😭

[@DaBrattMia]

imma need fuhad and james to put the mic closer to their mouth I can barely hear them I be having to put my volume all the way to like 40 😩😩😭😭 the captions doesn't no justice, when I watch other vids on my reg volume setting i can hear fine so idk if its just me w this issue lmao

[@brandiholloway946]

Why do I love y'all this way cause y'all are soooo accurate in the thoughts I have in these moments it's wild lmfaooo I love y'all literally biggest fan I swear lmao it was the lint ball flick for me lmfaooo

[@greenmean6414]

The first one would have had me screaming like Kendrick

[@Maka_cmm]

love you guy... and please have NELLA ROSE as a guest

[@travonmatthews1281]

Hands down new best segment man I'm dying

[@makedasanford8603]

Oh my god . Dengleberry’s ….- wipe ‘n’ wash folks it can never fail you.

[@ChameleonHalo]

James gaging vomit voice, I LAUGHHHHHHED

[@thePanda_huma]

Not me listening to the pod on a solo date🤣😭

[@thabonyoni3707]

"Someone's gonna get bottled" is crazy ☠️

[@tonyedenenu7271]

I love you guys so much. All the way from Nigeria 😍

[@ChinedumDavid]

ayyyy!

[@denilsonveijo7157]

The struggle of removing the boxers without letting her know🤣🤣🤣 The struggle is real

[@02biddle]

On the real I do respect LL Cool J for making that decision and not tarnishing his legacy

[@elizabethnkhasi4157]

I was heading out but when I say I sat my arse down as soon as yall posted🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@laylagomez8299]

I literally choked with laughter 😂 while watching this

[@krazychilel]

First of all I was eating eggs when he said he flicked the toilet paper. I'll be back after I'm done eating 🤣🤣🤣

[@leeallen100]

The tissue bits.. old school name "winnets" 🤣🤣

[@jameehood8131]

Facebook lead me here. James be saying some wild stuff ! You can tell who the freaky one is !

[@myharvey2692]

How I'm I here howling in this kitchen because of you lot 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ugochianuonye8486]

The toilet paper bit yo!! 😂😂😂 Yuck!

[@scottyrobolfc]

That massage one killed me off, we've all been there 😂.

[@glambydivya]

Found you guys through twitter y’all are so funny

[@evernfromtha868]

The first one is a murder documentary waiting to happen 😂😭

[@camillegreen9144]

Got upset after the HIV Story, so sad especially in this day. But people can live long lives with todays treatment and even have children, but still I didn't feel good to laugh. I smiled and said good for him. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@EliCasenave]

He meant he couldn’t have another man kiss him to sleep UNLESS it’s you. 😂😂 he’d never deny a forehead kiss from you 🤣🤣

[@coachtracyeden]

This might be the funniest one I’ve seen 😂😂😂

[@paintproduct2332]

“It was yucky” dear lord. 😂

[@mistycappadonia5307]

The first one with the "WHERE IS SHE🤨" took me tf out 😂☠

[@87Strong]

BIDET! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ idk why Americans hate them 🥴😭 ...in Jail? That tweet was from experience 😭🤣💀 Fuhad speaking Spanish. ❤ that man can do no wrong. Hands down the funniest vid in a min.

[@nk7925]

Lol what’s it got to with Americans we don’t have it in the uk either

[@aesinam]

Bidets are the best things ever

[@Scorpio_78]

1:51 James 😂😂😂😂😂 too hilarious

[@jstaba10]

“I’m confused” took me out 🤣🤣

[@Soundfamiliaruk]

You man are too accurate 😂

[@marcellclark7930]

My ex was Ethiopian and she washed everytime she did 2 OR 1. I started washing after 2 myself. I might call her....

[@mimi101]

7:32 I agree with this tweet. I think this person meant its admirable that an artist wants to only put out his best and knowing sometimes the best doesn't always happen and to keep their credibility vs putting out something mid.

[@LivxLaughxLove]

I'd text her and be like "I'm on my way to take you to lunch" then watch her stress herself trying to make it before I do...

[@ilovefy13]

the fact that they just using toilet paper without water/bidet yucks me to the core

[@shane216taylor]

That's an Undertaker WrestleMania entrance! 😂

[@ilhaamfoster4617]

Rest In Peace my eardrums 😭I need to claim IOD from Fuhad

[@SundaySpeaks]

Bidet gang. No toilet paper up mi batty😂

[@princesskayla]

Them Costco 40 packs look quite heavy… I’ve never had to pick one up, there’s always help… even in the car park 😉

[@DobermansRus]

This is why I am obsessed with baby wipes 😆 🤣

[@ObeyDaqSwaqq]

What grown woman isn’t showering before hand and utilizing wipes? A box of 16 summers eve is under $2!

[@abdiamohamud]

Use water

[@TylerTheObserver]

@1:00 'its not her fault but yuck!" Yes it is her fault 🤣🤣 You should wash your self after that. Anyone who disagress with me on this means you just smear sh*t and TP around you and then leave the bathroom.

[@evancuyuch9260]

My man James rocking it with the orange dreamsicle reign! Best flavor out there right beside the white gummy bear flavor

[@karabomafata6363]

Meanwhile mans is learning to speak Spanish on Duolingo 😂😂😂😂⚰️⚰️

[@joanmerony2322]

Loving Obito's mask on the shelf

[@peonies4639]

*New fear unlocked*

[@stephaniejames1062]

Just made my day when I saw the notification ❤

[@tyleahbrown3534]

i literally love watching them , they are my personality brooo😂😂❤️

[@ThePippin89]

I've had one of those toilet paper balls end up in my mouth before. And not just on the tip of my tongue. It worked its way very quickly to the back of my mouth.... trying to get it out while not ruining the mood was a challenge but I managed it!

[@camillegreen9144]

Gag 🤮

[@hikaru78-]

yuck

[@Femmefatale32000]

Yuk!! Next time take a damp flannel, cloth and wipe around her area to make it a part of foreplay.