The most powerful opening line to a stand-up set ever?

[@stephenf8816]

Dara has changed a lot 😂

[@JohnSmith-kf8mv]

Yeah, MTW has a bigger set too.

[@kromus1]

As someone who has actually done this, I can tell you it did happen for a reason. It made me determined to never shart on a train again. Lesson learned, wisdom gained

[@simonmillward9326]

I had a simlar incident on a bus i didn't piss myself. the shart scared the crap out of the old lady next to me.

[@einardilligaf7507]

Thats as philosophical is needed. 😂 The applause from Joe List is a genuine stamp of approval. 😊

[@Goombasareawesome]

This is how I find out there’s an American version of Mock the Week.

[@MerlynMusicman]

Rhys James is fkn brilliant.

[@dewilderdbetter]

That is truly the single funniest line I have ever heard. I can’t stop laughing.

[@gospelofrye6881]

A friend of mine's dad has this long long story about needing a wee on a Canadian train and trying to find a toilet he can get into and eventually describing in great detail how he chocks the carriage doors apart with his legs, full spread-eagle, and he unzips and lets go in enormous relief... just as the train slows to pass over a level crossing and a big line of cars all watch him piss magnificently from the side of this train.

[@JustinW2980]

Doing something daft on public transport is just part of the rich tapestry of life.

[@brucecrombie3519]

Heard List and Normand talk about this on Tuesdays but never saw this before😂

[@niclasjohansson5992]

So damn random to see a British gameshow suddenly clip to List.

[@Genevois1205]

It took me forty seconds to laugh at this, because at first I was in total shock! 😂😂😂

[@shugarbage]

Joe List!

[@jonothanthrace1530]

He understood the assignment.

[@AndyStoker-mv9ne]

Ah ha - that's the start of my sermon sorted.

[@Itsembish.]

is this like American mock the week or something?

[@twown]

It happened because you got sick or didn't get a chance to use a proper restroom in time. That was the reason.

[@SamWicker-su7rp]

Time for the Holy Hand grenade of Antioch

[@oscartravis5740]

Toned down from the time you dropped that belter on MTW

[@RhysJames]

american tv rules :(

[@PickeringSamuel]

​@@RhysJameslol can you remind us of the MTW version

[@RhysJames]

@@PickeringSamuel swap the word soiled for shit. That is all.

[@PoisonedMonkey]

It's an odd rule that. Meanwhile they're happy with Glenn's amazing comment about bleaching his anus.

[@BobHowler]

Do they need to pretend it's a game? Couldn't they just get people to do standup?

[@lennypayne4241]

How did I get here from FNAF letsplays?

[@alm2187]

You could work that into a parody of Sliding Doors. That'd be philosophical.

[@Karen-b1z7l]

He was always great, loved him in Mock the Week!! ( Making it sound like he is passed and this is a tribute) sorry any hows, living in Oz so not up to date on him here.

[@neverender158]

Honeybee Tobin!!!!!!

[@JOLT_x3]

Yet again british people establishing their superior sense of humor.

[@martinzwaan2721]

Don't forget the Irish, or the Ozzies, and Canadians, Germans and Americans. (eg Rich Hall). I think the Brits are pretty fearless though with their comedy - and sometimes I find myself blushing.

[@flamingmonkeyxii]

*they're

[@JOLT_x3]

@@martinzwaan2721 *over Americans.

[@bigdaddy4197]

Too bad about their teeth.

[@Ojb_1959]

@@bigdaddy4197😂

[@ElvarMasson]

0:15

[@LouisWritingSomethingCrazy]

There is a reason for that. It has a name. It's name is Jack Daniels

[@johnnytplaysmusic]

pretty funny but I wanna hear what Joe List said!

[@RhysJames]

he had a different topic

[@baldychris2006]

So Mock the Week has gone Stateside has it? I miss it here.

[@RhysJames]

Nah this was a non-topical show that was more like lots of scenes we'd like to see type games, but it only did one series in 2023.

[@baldychris2006]

@@RhysJames I see, it certainly had a familiar feel to it in this clip. Hopefully will get to see you on something on UK TV soon.

[@bretts6861]

I laughed 😂

[@Simbosan]

Yes

[@automatedwoodworker]

What show is this?

[@Simbosan]

It's actually written on the floor in 2ft high letters ffs

[@RhysJames]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/boGkhZSbo85_rNU

[@markiliff]

@@Simbosan What's a ft?

[@Simbosan]

@@markiliff what you put your shs on

[@markiliff]

@@Simbosan ;-)

[@imnothere220]

A lot of people say to me....get out of my garden. - Joe Pasquale

[@Mart-B]

You mean Michael Redmond, not Joe Pasquale

[@Chris3141592]

@@Mart-B spot on. If Joe Pasquale was stood in someone's garden they'd say "Why are you, Joe Pasquale, stood in my garden?". The fact that Joe Pasquale stole the one-liner from Michael Redmond and tried to use it, without thinking it through, makes it a woeful oversight as well as downright theft.

[@bioLarzen]

You know it's an American programme when one of your favourite jokes that you've heard a thousand times and always went "never shat themselves on public transport" suddenly changes to "never soiled themselves on public transport"... Because it's a few "dirty" words that's gonna bring society down, for sure :D

[@shadyKpopFan]

I soiled myself when I was 11 while I was walking back home from school It was a 30min walk 😢😢😢😢 Then my mum beat me up with the 🩴🩴🩴🩴

[@Klubvids]

Bet that was the funniest that show got...sad

[@patrickh799]

My father's gay

[@hughmacdonald3595]

nope. and the judge is a fool

[@donepearce]

Needs a new host

[@InfoArtistJK]

"I believe that people who say everything happens for good. Never soiled themselves in public." -- My take

[@chollister08]

That wasn’t remotely funny

[@daz0086]

Dei at its worst.

[@jamesm9995]

Oh go away

[@turquoisecat761]

No, not the most powerful opening, not that funny TBH, then I realised the channel owner is the comic showcased.

[@RhysJames]

you have fallen for what's know as clickbait, my friend

[@neilcam]

Great line, but what is that absolute abortion of a show and that horrible screeching nails on a blackboard sound that some might call a voice emanating from the MC? I only ask so that I know to avoid it like the plague in future!

[@PoisonedMonkey]

Great American Joke Off. It's actually very, very funny. Quite a few British comedians on there.

[@TheBrandiElizabeth]

There’s nothing wrong with Dulce’s voice!

[@onionbubs386]

Sounds like you just hate black women

[@bt3743]

I congratulate Dara on her gender reassignment but maybe blacking up was a bit too far...

[@senorprofe6212]

What show is this?

[@therhinosnake6938]

What show is this?