THE MOST SWIPED OF r/TINDER

[@ΤΙΝΜΑΝ]

legend has it that Scitt is still trying to figure out how to change his name to this day.

[@CatsAreKindaCool]

Scitt

[@Madmax-nh5yd]

Scitt

[@SatBehindYouInHealth]

Scitt the Woz nOt ClIcKbAiT

[@maxwellmegagamer8535]

Scitt

[@2kyo]

Holy Scitt this is underrated

[@cannon1574]

I love how Lexi's commentary is mostly " Y'ALL ARE CUTE. KEEP. TALKING. "

[@glitchhoffe1293]

69th like

[@saishuu.u5717]

404 like

[@egret512]

405 like

[@TheWickedSlayer]

416th like

[@madokasnumber1fanlol]

446th like

[@_tangerinee.]

Damien’s laugh gives life to my soulless body.

[@Doug._]

🫂

[@100_a_bad_idea5]

What a shame he's gone

[@Boomey99]

@@100_a_bad_idea5 he is!??! Since when?

[@James_Randal]

@@Boomey99 since then.

[@ワˬワ]

@Jordan Pagel he has his own channel

[@timerchannelofficial]

Tinder is a place with some _interesting_ people. Some of them sound like they're drinking something illegal

[@MinTea14]

And it wasn't just alcohol

[@timerchannelofficial]

@@MinTea14 yea bro

[@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202]

@@MinTea14 potassium superoxide

[@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202]

i mean shits literally called "KO²+" and it explodes when it touches water so i bet its illegal

[@randomcanadiangamer7940]

Christopher is the most wholesome man ever

[@nickj9112]

Fr

[@TinyTinCan171]

true

[@osmanthus_monster]

NO BUT imagine Scott gets a significant other who calls him "Skittles" or smth and when asked abt it, they say "Oh yeah, his name on Tinder was Scitt and he couldn't change it back, so I made a cute nickname out of it." I'd love to see that happen

[@ezequielghienaramos4777]

I love how we've evolved from doing mate calls and shit, to doing basically the same but virtually on a medium we made. We live in a society

[@tux75]

The best way to deal with the modern dating scene is to be aro

[@Nai_101]

Factual

[@ghosteclipce1225]

Yes

[@miguelr.8411]

Agreed

[@catdog6805]

What is aro

[@ox_why]

@Extant Fellow bruh it's the lack of feeling romantic attraction! where the hell did you get pervert from??

[@thornicCF]

Lexi just called herself ugly and now I’m crying cause she is so beautiful

[@thornicCF]

@@Stinkin_dark Lexi isn’t a guy

[@Stinkin_dark]

@@thornicCF what

[@ZerglingLover]

@@Stinkin_dark lexi isnt a dude lmao

[@Stinkin_dark]

@@thornicCF I am so sorry I didn’t know

[@Stinkin_dark]

@@ZerglingLover sorry I didn’t know I’ll delete that

[@traumatizedbysmile8399]

I’ve been having a shit day and seeing that EmKay uploaded just made my day somewhat better. Love your vids guys and gals!

[@saltsalt1]

so a s(h)citt day maybe?

[@therealwickerson]

@@saltsalt1im subbing for that one mate

[@scientificallyaccuratespino]

@@saltsalt1 no way

[@traumatizedbysmile8399]

@@saltsalt1 one of my favourite replies

[@jan-Pala]

1:57 nearly had me choking on air "Marissa? more like moron... issa..." (pause) "got em."

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

2:38 "I can handle your yes yes" is honestly just as good

[@exlivin5618]

I was drinking water and 10:47 made me spit literally everything out, it was so unexpected, killed me man 😭😭

[@notarobot1231]

14:29 didn’t realize this was a compilation and the voice change startled the shit outta me! XD

[@Left_Joy-Con]

I tried a Titanic pickup line from one of these videos on one of my friends and she said "you're embarrassing yourself." My mood sank faster than that ship.

[@ADHD-Creature-Official]

I love the tender subreddit because I can steal the horrible pickup lines and keep guys away from me! So I can get girls O-O

[@ThatPancakeCat]

I like this person.

[@timerchannelofficial]

I like this person.

[@eccentral1848]

I like this person.

[@mavcotm8006]

So this is what Dinosaurs dream about.. gurls. (look at OPs Username)

[@gus7807]

I like this person

[@ashii3067]

poor scitt, he's trying so hard

[@Flaspoint2000]

He's tried so hard and gone so far but in the end it doesn't even matter

[@mavcotm8006]

2:58 ✨STATS✨ HP: ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 EXP: 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 STRENGTH : ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 INTELLECT : ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 CHARISMA: - 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Weapon of choice: 👊 You could say I'm a social distancing Melee build

[@mavcotm8006]

Hey i found my own comment, Hi me!

[@mavcotm8006]

@carbonated jarate I just woke up and i think i must cry, i domt remember why but this feeling won't go away. Have i forgotten another Important person or am i just feeling like that out of habit? There is no way i could possibly know for sure so i just keep smiling, with nothing but fog in my head

[@GerCab17]

How did you lose 1 life?

[@mavcotm8006]

@@GerCab17 knee injury, i played Football (or soccer)

[@thenickstrikebetter]

Stats: HP: 1/1 Atk: -7 Def: -10 Spd: -10 Spc: -13 Kbr: 5% Dep: 9999

[@jeremyevans710]

"I made an escape room in my basement, no one ever won yet" 😂😭

[@LookItsSani]

24:05 I'm not proud to say I've accidentally replied to myself several times. I often forget to reply to people after opening the message, so I always think the other person was the one to send the message and I just instinctively reply to the last thing that was sent in the chat 🙃

[@We_Chill]

love the videos, always makes me laugh.

[@TheDumbestBeing]

i was having the shittiest day and your videos once again made my day, on behalf of all the emkay group i want to say thank you

[@ZogginFranz]

24:39 This is from the clone wars show, Ben is Obi wan, and during the clone wars and before, he had a somewhat relationship with the Duchess of mandalore, who’s name was Satine

[@cat_demon]

0:08 missed chance for ‘that’s so sad, Alexa, play despacito’

[@EmotionalSupportDemon69]

The way he said kurwa made my polish blood crystallise into cancer

[@schizophreniagaming4058]

2:19 that’s how you know you’ve gone to the bottom of the barrel. Jesus Christ, I’ve seen more morals in a robbery than some of these posts

[@marianbruh]

The "o kur*wa" means "oh fu*CK" in polish btw

[@snubby49]

Kurva means bitch in Hungary

[@Enirom]

i can confirm

[@stigrabbid589]

Kind of, it means something else but is used in the same situations, the direct Polish equivalent to the F-word (Which starts with P) is used in different situations. K***a means the same as W***e in English, rude word for an escort.

[@russia_is_fucking_trash]

​@@stigrabbid589 Ja pierrrrdolę, kurrrrrrrrrwa mać jebana, przeklinanie po polsku to jest w chuj zajebiście)))) Jebać putina, kurwe i skurwysyna🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

[@marianbruh]

@@stigrabbid589 i understand you're trying to help (I did want to make it as understandable as possible) but it is my native language soo unless you are too I don't think you can tell me what it means

[@Luice_Bagels]

They made a 1 hour video 5 hours after a regular episode keep up the work editors and voice actors!

[@BlackTeishin]

its just a mashup of past vids

[@yanfeet]

@@BlackTeishin that doesnt mean it wasnt pain and suffering to edit

[@Roinkki]

5:25 I actually love this so much. That’s so cute.

[@theagence2334]

Tinder is harder than me in the morning. Tinder is also really confusing, like me in the morning when i wake up.

[@mavcotm8006]

Yeah i always get confused when there is a person standing before my bed when i wake up... but why is he always masturbating? Do you know wgats up with this guy?

[@Sugersaga]

Dear EmKay thanks for the amazing videos it really helps me go threw my day to day. I just find out that my mom might have two types of cancer one in her right lung and one near her thyroid she had breast and stomach cancer before not to mention she has blood problem one paper cut could bleed for hours without end I just hope you'll see this and wish her luck. thanks and keep up the good work :)

[@error707detected]

damn that really rough, I hope your mom gets well soon. I'm not emkay but good luck to you and your family! i wish you the best

[@Sugersaga]

just found out my mom now has three types of cancers and there all stage 4 plus even if we remove them, she's full of cancer so it will come back anyway now She just waiting to die but my mom still goes to work through this, here I thought stage 4 meant you're in bed

[@Sugersaga]

good news and bad news my mom blood is fine now(I think) bad new is her kidneys are failing. so far she been home for a week total but at the ER for all most 4 weeks and by the way she was discharge 3 TIMES doctors saying she fine only to be put back in a day later 😭😭😭

[@Sugersaga]

she's dead

[@WrenGoYeet]

Just realized how a lot of these are like a mating ritual for humans, like if a pun or joke catches someone by surprise, bam.

[@happyhirst1625]

I don't know why the sharp inhale at the end made me wheeze but yay, Emkay!

[@_.-Skitterbug-._]

Damien at 49:19 absolutely sent me with the "MY MANS NAME IS TANGELO-" 😭

[@citrusdotmp4]

7:26 You hear that? That's the sound of my slippin' and slidin' because of how smooth this is

[@noodledoodlez2079]

That RPG one was SMOOTH I'd go on a date with that person.

[@thatoneplaystationuser]

I'm watching this on a Amazon Fire and my Alexa triggered when. he said "Alexa, add cry to my to do list." 0:10

[@TheMelonHeadMan]

0:07 my alexa legit activated and somehow translated this to "add parmesan cheese to your shopping list" lmao

[@Cloudy014]

Slazo: I wish that was me. Lexi: Y’all are cute keep talking!

[@llccrrr]

The ones that worked out in the end made me feel REALLY single 💀

[@Chaotic0699]

the ending was 100% him inhaling for the biggest laugh of the millennia

[@themightypotatodevourer]

Tender, the best place for dad jokes, dark joke, and pick up line

[@beatcat1265]

*Tinder

[@ProfMeerkat]

24:42 Excuse me did they just think that Ben was Obi-Wan's real name? He didn't even use that until post Clone War. Smh

[@kangraven9669]

The person whose name was "Eilidh" is pronounced Ay-lee. It's Gaelic.

[@e_jiuu]

That’s REALLY cool- the “dh” is silent?

[@carnival_klownz]

I thought so and had never even seen/heard of the name before lol

[@EatThatTTV]

you won't WALK out of their life, you'll ROLL out of their life.

[@ItzTheMrMan]

*(BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED)* That really got me

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

24:45 Slazo clearly has not watched The Clone Wars :/

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

I thought "Dream Daddy" was unrealistic, but tbh it NAILED the interactions.

[@tomatoman3657]

I am the tomato man and I give tomatoes here is a tomato 🍅

[@birbmafiamember4781]

Thank you for the tomato

[@Gangstablook]

Thank you sir, here is an apple in return 🍎

[@squirrelsaid327]

LMAO love the the way he pronounced Kurwa... kurrrahh lmaooooooo

[@MarkStillPlays]

3:16 the best one by far

[@Deeznuts39]

37:51 if anyone is wondering that’s nendou from the ‘disastrous life of saiki k’

[@pitz968]

54:37 What does that even mean? “Hey, Michael? Where’s MLG Narnia 2 b**ch?”

[@datdoginme]

27:27 I choked on my water lmao

[@Riot_Bird]

The Alexandria one made is think of a really good one for someone named Christian... "I want to set a fire in your library"

[@SlimothyJimothy621]

I’ve never seen a video with a dude named slazo before and was actually confused af

[@IjustwannaplayHappyChaos]

Satine is from clone wars series. She was Obi Wan Kenobi's loveintrest but Maul killed her so he could take over Mandalore.

[@vestiges-of-teal]

25:51 dang what a coincidence, my dog is also named Stella. She doesn't necessarily look exactly like the dog emoji, but she still has tan fur

[@mickles690]

💀this is messed up so many levels . Lmaooo

[@Kaldortangerine]

22 seconds in and its already good

[@Janus_cosplay]

To explain that Star Wars joke satine was in clone wars the animated series. She was someone young Ben Kenobi wanted to get with but denied himself since it wasn’t the Jedi way. He never actually ended up with her because of it and therefore she was never mentioned again. 24:42

[@blunestinredintel]

32:47 ah yes, Lexi looking at a post on someone named Lexi

[@bananabanana1985]

1:04:42 I don't know why I love watching this one on repeat.

[@moo342]

the girl who doesn’t have a gag reflex is one of the only people who rat poison would actually effect :)

[@xhellrazor622]

53:34 he really just discovered a redo of healer logic bruh.

[@Klay-Edits]

First one is a banger lmao

[@mochisprite9779]

24:48 YES YES YES YES OMG CLONE WARS REFERENCEEEEE

[@RoccaDoesStuff]

The fact that a catholic templar is here. AMAZING

[@themedivaltrainerdawson4951]

24:40 its also from star wars, ben is kenobi, satine is his love interest, its from the clone wars show

[@ShagaroKujo]

At 34:13 that is the perfect excuse to yell WRRYYYY

[@erei-i]

this is my favorite subreddit thankyou

[@umbrashadowkrai312]

9:46 bro sounds like a game show host💀

[@SaikentoMovieReviews]

Most of video thought Damien came back 😂

[@xhellrazor622]

48:59 holy shit this man is like a mixture of jeb and notch 💀💀💀

[@DragonKnightJin]

That girl going all phsyco and calling the dude "ugly" so much.... I get the distinct feeling she believes he's fine AF and was trying to convince *herself* that he's not. But dude, you didn't dodge a bullet there: You dodged a goddamn CRUISE MISSILE.

[@Confused-.-.]

The Alexa one touched to close my guy the amount of times I’ve had that crap!

[@richieC1999]

Commentary kills me 😂😂😂

[@doig_brainrot]

We all been waiting for another r/Tinder and we finally got it

[@BlackTeishin]

how so

[@tannerorlund9643]

1:45 bro is that a seignfield reference? I just started watching it

[@RXQexe]

45:16 OKAY OKAY... BUT I HAVE A FRIEND WHO EATS CREAM CHEESE... JUST CREME CHEESE... NO BEAGLE!!!

[@thescarletemperor64]

3:44. I honestly agree with that solution.

[@stephok7762]

yoooo r/tinder amazing

[@deadstareffect]

10:55 that went from 0 to 1000 real fast!

[@yourdidit7813]

Woohoo! An hour long one.

[@xDmakc]

34:13 YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SOME GIRL BUT IT WAS ME, KONO DIO DAA

[@adustyrat]

24:45 yes i know this has nothing to do with the video but in the clone wars and canon, ben seems to have like satine (sah-teen) or (say-teen) despite being a jedi

[@Meowdz]

i love the top lick

[@lydiakerin2456]

When they said Alexa play despacito, my Alexa actually played despacito

[@VampDemigod]

Saltine was Obi-Wan’s love interest in the clone wars. There’s more to it than that, that’s just the basics.

[@mleskoyeah1464]

I’m totally stealing half these entries lol

[@sarielsworldella1723]

8:24 HEY, IT'S FATHER FROM BREAD BOYS!!!!

[@enquire5777]

“Shout out to the 6 inchers” -My Brother in Christ

[@ReggieMidknight]

24:40 Satine is a real character in Star Wars she's just from the Clone Wars series

[@coffeejelly4845]

37:49 Nendou noooooo 😭

[@M17-c2q]

This is where i Get my pickup lines

[@Shotyyx]

send crudes killed me

[@personpersonson4875]

The return of the Damien

[@boneless70]

i said to my self this is the last video im seeming for today and in 40 minutes in and i just realized its an hour long 💀

[@alexandermorris6448]

1:44 girl is the Seinfield in the Sauna 💀

[@cyanide8838]

Clearly this owns an airfryer.