The Most Unhinged Season of the Bachelorette: A Deep Dive

[@Kitkat_bar]

John Paul Jones is absolutely the kind of person to ride a unicycle lmaooo

[@justinhunt8409]

He definitely knows how to clap with one hand 😂

[@DefconDelta88]

Ultimate Chad and I don't even watch this show but I'm here for this dude 😂

[@beccabibeau6803]

i worked with him at an ice cream parlor in my home town, he’s literally the best person ever! so genuine and kind.

[@emilyfisher7060]

Now I want nothing more than to se JPJ on a unicycle (I’m drunkk it’s my 21 I dk if this makes sense but I have an opinion to share dammit

[@ghostmoths_]

@@emilyfisher7060 no you were right to say it, hope you had a great 21st!

[@isabellairon8420]

JPJ saying “yassss queen” is the best thing I’ve ever witnessed. It’s like he heard a woman saying it once and said it ironically and now it’s a compulsive thing he just can’t stop saying and I adore that

[@nailinthefashion]

For me it feels like the second he heard it he instantly bonded with the phrase and had no idea it was giving baguette like he's just painfully aloof and loves positivity

[@twoozyuzi2215]

​@nailinthefashion my favorite kind of straight men

[@breathe-2am]

Me w 'swag'

[@MinMinns]

​@@breathe-2am LITERALLY!!

[@heyimneverland8451]

John Paul Jones is truly one of Americas sweethearts I adore him LMAO, I saw him on the bachelor in paradise after this season and he’s just so funny and stranfe

[@mckenziepearmain]

the way i immediately got the ick for Luke P the MOMENT he growled on top of the limo

[@stbananastein]

It's really subtle, but the signs were there from the start 😂

[@daniellemoxey9940]

Immediately‼️ 😂

[@nailinthefashion]

For me I like bold energy but perhaps if it was like, a wolf howl or bird call it'd be more whimsical like "I just wanna find someone to howl with" that's endearing but then he straight up MGM Lion growled like an alpha male would .... uggggghhhhhhhh yeah get back in the limo let's not waste time

[@knjparadise]

he reminds of all the boys from my high school church youth group

[@cawesomewhatever]

I would run away like no get out 😂

[@anactualprayingmantis5054]

The wounded baby animal look Luke P. gets when he's trying to manipulate Hannah, makes me physically ill.

[@corn7087]

Luke being upset over a decision Hannah made about her own body shows that he truly viewed her as an object that he already had all possession over

[@gingermcmahon3479]

EXACTLY. that’s the entire mindset behind it. control & possession masked by a ‘moral obligation’. so creepy

[@tuesdaytrothwell]

The way he’s trying to take the moral high ground to make her feel bad just because he’s jealous of someone else spending time with her but I KNOW he wouldn’t have said a damn thing if HE was the one on that date 😭

[@mikedevito9338]

I mean, I don’t know if you saw the Luke P interview right after the show, but from what I got, he was upset basically because through the conversations they both had with each other on and off camera about their faiths, choices etc.. he probably expected her not to have sex with anybody in the fantasy suite, if sex was as important to her as it was to him, even though he did a lot of dumb shit on the show, the show really edited him as bad as possible. Not to mention all those producers saying shit to both of them off camera that made things probably more confusing

[@kaskaskas]

That doesn’t change the words that came out of his mouth and the way he acted throughout the show. It’s a ridiculous double standard that only women are held to

[@malloryp8341]

I love the idea of calling them “Luke P.” And “Luke S.” Like we’re all in elementary school and need to know which student Hannah is calling on.

[@sketchycat6223]

Which is so funny because they could’ve just gone by their last names

[@rubiirae]

@@sketchycat6223nobody try to memorize people by their last names, you must be a pretentious moron 😂

[@mcbby7]

@@sketchycat6223or their middle names haha. But I think the last initials are appropriate because their squabble was giving middle school recess

[@11leclezo]

I also kept thinking that Luke is probably short for Lucas and Luke S could have literally just gone by Lucas and it would have been the exact same thing 😆

[@christinab.773]

She was Hannah b on her season lol

[@kaitlyn4903]

The Luke bodyslam was insane. Luke S didn’t even have the ball, there was no reason for Luke P to tackle him😭 poor guy

[@nightrose6116]

Luke on Luke violence 😔

[@batterybroken]

Probably jealous they had the same name

[@cwbellor]

And Luke P says he was defending himself. He apologized to Luke S after slamming him on the field. You're apologizing for "defending" yourself? Yeah, that adds up.

[@heyimneverland8451]

no and he was one of the sweetest men on the show he literally was never in the drama until thag point like wtf did he even do 😭

[@cyb3rstalker]

he got mad they both had the name luke 😭😭😭

[@mikamischief1239]

The fear Luke P gives me is immeasurable. Love bombing, stalking, invasion of boundaries, hiding their toxic behaviors behind morality and sympathy, using Hannah's words against not only her but other people, the crack in his facade when they aren't falling for it... The fact that the showrunners just let him mentally screw with people for views made me quit watching after this season.

[@kitkat2263]

Yes, this man is a textbook abuser. I fear for the women who fall in his path in the future. This dude is evil.

[@maceymooo]

i just googled him and he got married last year,,, i really hope shes is safe and she’s got lots of people in her life so she can have all the perspectives she needs

[@caterinaaaaaa]

He gives the weirdest vibes he literally reminds me of the guy that assaulted me and asked me to be the other woman

[@miranda13c]

The showrunners eat that up and love it. The whole Bachelor franchise has gotten messier and messier with every new season. I mean, they even hired the famous country singer ex boyfriend of a bachelor contestant as the performer for her DATE with the actual bachelor! There’s zero chance that it was a coincidence.

[@mikamischief1239]

@@perseypoppins I know that showrunners have to get viewership. I also know they have to make sure they can't be sued or put them and others in direct harm. They are so lucky she didn't press charges, though she was likely talked out of it by the same people that set her up. Just because "that's their job" doesn't mean they didn't do something horrid.

[@Clara-se6yz]

have i ever watched this channel? no. have i ever watched any of the bachelor? no. did i spend 2 hours watching this video and getting emotionally invested? yes, yes i did

[@larastroud6644]

Same lol!

[@violeta8445]

SAME and it was amazing

[@Ilovebooks2424]

I didn't even realize this was an hour long video until I read this comment 😂😂😂😂

[@babewithnobrains]

same, i just needed something to play in the backround and now i’m thinking of watching the show lol

[@ThestuffthatSaralikes]

The ONLY time I’ve EVER said “I’m emotionally invested” in this show… and really meant it.

[@DrinzenDrawz]

Never gasped as loudly as i did when you said John Paul Jones got sent home instead of Luke P, also Luke S is based for that villain monologue and sending himself home, such a main character

[@liseyboop]

SAME!! mouth agape, and brain frozen in a state of confusion 🤣🤣

[@heyimneverland8451]

he’s genuinely my favorite person to ever be in the franchise

[@vanyadolly]

The guy rode a unicycle! What does a man have to do?? 🤣

[@emmyhynes5827]

girl....i lived it i lived through the jump fence the season before and JPJ was still somehow more unbelievable

[@abigailbustos1231]

"We had a good day, all day" is literally what people brag about when they are in an abusive relationship. When they are so used to never having a good day with their partner and the days they do have that are good is what keeps them there.

[@picahudsoniaunflocked5426]

Yes, that made me so sad when she said that.

[@annika6254]

So true. With my ex, we would go weeks or months without a good day, and I thought it was a personal failure. Almost 1.5 years into my current relationship, and even an extremely rare “bad day” is just a minor misunderstanding. I wish I could go back and help myself, so I hope this comment helps others 👆

[@ArturGlass.C]

Yeah the implications that it's rare is just so sad. Like when I have a good day I'm like "today was nice" not "our relationship had a good day" cuz it kinda goes without saying and is independent from my individual mood.

[@manic_girl]

I could count on my fingers the amount of “good days” I had with my abusive ex. I can count on my fingers the amount of “bad days” I’ve had with my current partner.

[@jennathompson4242]

Exactly, when you're struggling every single day to have a good day with someone, that's a problem. I can count on my hands the number of "bad days" I've had with my fiance

[@unclemeag7050]

“We got a five foot eight villain” is the greatest fucking insult

[@tessapal]

Especially with the confrontation at the end where the camera angles show Luke P. looking several inches up into the other guys’ faces. 10/10 editing

[@MasterOZero]

Hannah is the ring master

[@destineecassie7143]

Wait what’s the timestamp??

[@ilianakaterina5719]

@@destineecassie7143 1:08:05

[@destineecassie7143]

@@ilianakaterina5719 omg thank you 😂😂

[@tacks4snackss]

If I was Hannah I would have just entered a throuple with Mike and John Paul jones

[@lydiac9118]

REAL

[@moonyeast]

i NEED jpj

[@Deus_ex_lucifina]

This is the correct decision.

[@gabbyxoxox]

you’re so real

[@blub_655]

​@@moonyeast I hope that man is happy & loved genuinely.

[@t00ti3]

bro luke p crawling ontop of the limo and roaring like a toddler made me actually have to pause and squeeze my eyes closed for a moment

[@s0urp0wer5]

Lmao same

[@noodlepoodle3582]

Luke P is genuinely terrifying. Never trust a partner who can't take no for an answer, especially if they can't accept a breakup.

[@x-gate-gate-gate]

My ex still does not accept our breakup and it has been 3 years and I have been in a new relationship for 2 of those. He literally still sends me love letters in the mail and it makes me want to vomit. These types of people are scary

[@lupakajsalisa3652]

@@x-gate-gate-gate I had a similar experience in my teenage years, but luckily with someone who lives abroad from me - and then suddenly a couple years ago when I was 21, he sent me a another letter in the mail. All the way from America to Europe, because I stupidly told him my address as a teen to send letters, and I hadn't moved out. That may not be as scary on its' own, but anyway I hope you have someone to talk to about it, I hope your partner, at least in the past when it came up.

[@renataaristimuno5269]

TWO breakups, no less. stand up, ladies

[@FaustTheThird]

I gotta say the luke - hannah dynamic was terrifying, just watching someone falling into an abusive relationship.

[@nailinthefashion]

Just because he's hot and kind sometimes!!!!!!!!!!! It works too well

[@name-gu8ml]

Her saying she'll give him the rose if she gives her crums was bone chilling

[@FaustTheThird]

exactly! the sorta stuff I was talking about ya @@@name-gu8ml

[@liseyboop]

i was sitting here watching like Noooooo NOOOOOOOO, that final moment was so satisfying!

[@katy4523]

The scariest part was that he was still there because they connected on religion according to Hannah. I have a feeling he used that and they edited it out

[@meganchambers8108]

"He looks like he could be ... a sexy Pixar dad? Does that make sense?" My DEAR, nothing has ever made more sense XD

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

Jarvis Johnsonsaid Luke P looked like bitmoji 😂

[@Roblox-jb2vf]

@@pixiestxNyomoufbitmoji are slowly morphing into 480p pixar characters anyway so they both make sense

[@anabritelora]

I hope Mike’s likeness shows up in Inside Out 2 😂

[@moodydeb]

​@UTubeTrollPolice298 girl get a job 😭

[@nailinthefashion]

​@@perseypoppinsthe big eyes and exaggerated expressions lol you can just feel the :/ thru the screen

[@carolitoffana]

At the end the real winner was Luke S. he was so smart to leave as soon as he realized what Luke P. was up to

[@adrianscott4288]

100% agree. He noped right out of there with his dignity intact. Good for him.

[@griffruby8756]

Not smart enough, apparently. We saw him humiliated to an extreme degree on Bachelor in Paradise when neither the girl he was interested in nor anyone else of several who still lacked roses were willing to accept his rose, even just to stay in Paradise longer (his was to the last rose offered at that ceremony, so no chance of one from anyone else) so all he could do was go home with his tail between his legs. Ouch!

[@carolitoffana]

@@griffruby8756 Bachelor in Paradise?? what is this? I need a deep dive ASAP!!!!!

[@lenapawlek7295]

Yeah honestly the worst part of the season was knowing that hannah is gonna rewatch it and actually see how emotionally manipulative Luke P was - i wanted to just show her the footage so bad!!!

[@alexaburks]

Hannah Brown's season is for real one of my favorites of the whole franchise. Like, the way she would handle some of these men was so great, just a QUEEN, and ALSO, her outfits for the entire season were FIRE

[@Naturefan354]

Eh, I disagree. She got played by Luke B and Jed while treating Peter like crap. She obviously had poor judgment

[@markdotinc8371]

​@@Naturefan354 she does a good cosplay of an "emotionally mature person"

[@strawberryqueen0382]

⁠@@Naturefan354someone can be good with handling immaturity in men in one situation and also have poor judgment in relationships in another. As someone who watched the season, it feels more authentic that she didn’t get it right all the time and had human levels of emotional imperfections.

[@Naturefan354]

@strawberryqueen0382 Then she didn't get played then right? Because she can't be some victim of getting played by Luke while also being a boss babe queen who expertly handles the men.

[@strawberryqueen0382]

@@Naturefan354 Both of these things can be correct because she is a person who can be varying levels of emotionally intelligent

[@parinadee]

Fun Fact: Jed's ex-girlfriend from the People Magazine article is married to Hannah Brown's brother. Yes. Hannah and Haley are sisters-in-law.

[@kait.5437]

What?! Omg

[@julest9182]

Whoa WHAT omg it’s a small world

[@widgeons]

@UTubeTrollPolice298elaborate

[@bitchlasagna1]

How is this not a more known fact that’s insane

[@bitchlasagna1]

@UTubeTrollPolice298who is ashley

[@marysnyder9405]

I burst out laughing when she said "so Luke said that you were pretending to be nice to them" this woman came to find a husband and ended up having to mother these men

[@minhnhatduong1154]

LMFAOOOO THIS IS TOO FUNNYY

[@heyimneverland8451]

right like 😭

[@catdragon2584]

I feel like that’s the case with a lot of straight women; they go looking for husbands and they end up becoming mothers to grown men 😔

[@willemdefoeson]

"Hannah was never a real person to Luke" YES EXACTLY, he kept saying "i see her and Mrs Parker" but NEVER why or how or anythng of substance

[@FootlessJo]

I cannot tell you why but this is my comfort insomnia KZbin video to watch. When I really, really can’t sleep, your voice helps!

[@Aphelia.]

You're so right for this Jo 😭

[@ilya8132]

Luke S not being believed through his assault and manipulation is incredibly sad. It was strong and self-respecting of him to send himself home.

[@taylorgayhart9497]

“I have had sex, and Jesus still loves me.” Was SOOOOOO fucking cathartic for all of us who suffered under purity culture. I had it on a T-shirt!! (I think from Chatty Broads - RIP lol)

[@Erisalright]

@@StarrySoakedSkiess he does, but someone can be both technically right and an asshole at the same time. let's be real, luke started that conversation as a power play. he didn't want to break up with her, he wanted hannah to grovel for his forgiveness so he could use her sense of guilt as a means of control.

[@taylorgayhart9497]

@@StarrySoakedSkiessuhm the problem wasn’t about Luke rejecting Hannah, it was about him refusing to accept HER rejection of him!! He never said “I don’t want to be with you”, he said “you’re not a real Christian if you have sex before marriage” and when she said “I have had sex and Jesus still loves me” he tried to BACKTRACK and gaslight her into thinking he didn’t say that.

[@eclecticsteak]

So is it a sin or not I’m confused

[@shannernanner]

@@eclecticsteakDepends fully on who you ask, like any book the bible is subject to interpretation. In my experience people often have their own ideas about ethics and cherry-pick bible verses/sections that they feel back them up. There are also many, many different versions of the bible (NIV, KJV, etc., plus many different languages), and since its inception people have argued over the text and its meaning.

[@kelseighingram]

@@eclecticsteakNo, it’s not, because sin isn’t real.

[@IloveRUPERT2010]

Tyler C's "Or what?" truly shook the nation.

[@gossipandgrigio7200]

I rewatch that so many times

[@registeredjopper]

time stamp?

[@IloveRUPERT2010]

@@registeredjopper 1:38:44

[@Amorfis]

The FEAR in Luke P’s face after that gives me so much serotonin

[@plant.it.]

​@@Amorfisthe 5'8 villain was too stunned to speak

[@katmerriman3523]

“I’ll be your mister right…GIRL!” Lives rent free in my head

[@nailinthefashion]

When he tries to go for that note, fails, but the crowd cheers anyway plays rent free in my mind theater as well

[@JohannaisaViking]

He's not even a GOOD MUSICIAN

[@robbieboydudeguy]

His falsetto…girlll

[@vanyadolly]

I feel so bad for her, but at the same time you have to acknowledge that she just had terrible judgement.

[@CritikalJari]

Tyler C is genuinely like 1 of 4 guys in the entire line up that was like a nice charming and genuine person

[@hockeygrrlmuse]

Pete had (has) potential but I don't know why they ever thought putting a pilot as their lead would work. They're universally notorious fuckboys. It's Tyler C the entire way not even close

[@generalgrievous874]

@@hockeygrrlmuseJohn Paul jones is right there

[@hockeygrrlmuse]

@@generalgrievous874 I do love a good JohnPaulJones as well, that's true

[@CharlieVanbeek]

Mike!! I can't stand by and watch him not be mentioned - MIKE

[@CritikalJari]

Hannah refuses to listen to ANYONE but her own confused heart and thats kinda magical on some level

[@spiderside3892]

I cannot believe Luke P bodied a guy for no goddamn reason and they let him stay on the show. Without diagnosing him, I think it's clear that he doesn't value to feelings or wellbeing of anyone on the show besides Hannah, and that should have been an instant red flag to her. It's really a shame to see someone so tied up in a guy even though he's absolutely unhinged.

[@roguecodes]

And then eventually it’s revealed he doesn’t even care about Hannah’s feelings when he shows back up after she eliminates him! Insanity

[@gggthsb]

He is so, so scary imo. He seems like the kind of guy that punches you in the stomach the moment you do something 'wrong' (in his opinion) and then gaslights you and frames it as your mistake and the way his bible group people look up at him, they would believe him and blame you too. Wouldn't be surprised if someday we get a doku series about his cult where he has 15 virgin wifes and sees himself as Jesus incarnate...

[@bitchlasagna1]

Besides Hannah? No no no, he never cared about Hannah’s feelings or wellbeing either. Luke P was always 100% all about what Luke P feels and wants. He _acted_ like he cared about Hannah, and he _said_ he cared about Hannah, but none of his actions _showed_ he cared about Hannah. In fact, if he cared about Hannah he would’ve respected the process and the other men because that’s what Hannah would want. If he cared about Hannah she wouldn’t have been brought to tears by what the other men say. Hannah doesn’t want a guy who goes around disrespecting everyone, that didn’t make her feel good and it didn’t make her well. He claimed to act on behalf of her happiness, but failed to realize how unhappy he was making her because the reality is he was only focused on his own happiness and just assumed that he WAS Hannah’s happiness, and his happiness WAS Hannah’s happiness. No real consideration or care for her.

[@YolandaHalfAlmonde]

Btw, some girl was stupid enough to marry him like 2 years later ☠️

[@strawberrylime33]

​@@gggthsb 😂😂😂 thanks!😊

[@nataliyanabakova7419]

there's something soooo fascinating about how EVERYONE hates luke and yet. hannah keeps him around. she doesn't seem to think this is some huge red flag, which it IS

[@ryanpooley]

I feel like somehow she just assumed everyone was ganging up on him and that maybe made her have more sympathy for him and like him more

[@-Desire]

It's fact that she's so in smitten with him. She's smart, she can see the signs, and she let's him know. But she's probably working overtime to still see him in the best light

[@trashfire1025]

I sat here thinking the same thing, like everything I've seen of this man is just,,, pathetic?? And like, there's plenty of things he does that is straight up unattractive. I understand loving someone and being able to see past certain red flags they have, but like,, come on girl lol she has to know there's more red flags than is worth her putting up with. (I should clarify, I'm certainly not blaming Hannah, as honestly after a certain point I feel like producers should even able to recognize kind of abusive behaviors and do something, especially considering after a certain point it was obvious Hannah was getting stressed about this.) Edit: I got to the part where she told him he was going home and he basically just said?? No, I'm not?? Is also crazy bc like?? Not the same EXACT case, but like, if you break up with someone and they just say, "no actually we dont." Isn't that also like,, sort of a bad thing idk??

[@katieg1441]

​@@trashfire1025 it is definitely a manipulation tactic! It can be abusive to refuse a break up and/or deny someone their own feelings and lived experience. As soon as one person is done, the relationship is over, even if someone wants or insists to make it work. For example, threatening self harm or other things to get someone to stay with you would be an abusive way to refuse ending a relationship.

[@trashfire1025]

@@katieg1441 that's certainly true, and I'm almost done with the video now, and honestly sewing him come back TWICE,, after she's made it clear that she's done with him is so obvious that he's potentially a dangerous partner to anyone and God it's frustrating that the show didn't do anything. Like, yeah obviously they want drama, but I feel like there should be rules In place where they step in when a contestant is showing signs of being an abusive person idk??

[@gyuvinistics]

i've never seen this season, only clips, so you can only believe how my jaw PHYSICALLY DROPPED hearing that alaska and alyssa edwards were on an episode of the bachelorette of all shows?????? like WHAT. living for it tho

[@nailinthefashion]

It's weird because out of all the queens you'd think they'd get the more wholesome ones but I guess it's slim pickings when you wanna find mutually tolerable collabs for #BachelorNation

[@tubthungusbychumbungus]

All I see are two good christian women

[@DeadCanuck]

@@tubthungusbychumbungusTwo beautiful Christian women hey how are you

[@vexxi1470]

the fact that hannah chose jed over tyler c is a hate crime

[@revikyun]

It enrages me because EVERYONE told her Jed was not the guy for her, HE told her he was only there for his music career, and she still chose him over Tyler who was literally the perfect guy for her

[@Blueberry-wn5fc]

Luke P barking as a first impression and staying till the end is CRAZY

[@FinalGirl228]

“All I know about pregnancy is her belly gets bigger and bigger and she gets hungrier and hungrier… so I’m excited to see what else is going on” I genuinely cackled at that, oh my god

[@vcabrera5396]

Right? At least he’s honest and willing to learn 😂

[@kaemincha]

​@@vcabrera5396a true good himbo

[@Perceptionreflection]

That boy needed the class and every woman in his life was better off for his willingness to learn!

[@nailinthefashion]

Such a himbo thing to say

[@J.Millhouse]

😂 he was trying his best

[@adAprilShower]

I've never been interested in these shows because of the heterosexuality of it all, but that scene of Mike reading The Illusive Monster??? while interspersed with Luke has me interested. GIVE THEM THEIR EMMY.

[@Gigaamped]

48:58 😂

[@logan4231]

But that’s exactly why it’s so good, it’s like the animal planet

[@SpoodyFlopp]

It's camp for straight people

[@username.not.known2473]

There is no word such as 'illusive'. I don't know why people keep thinking there is.

[@BubonicBee]

@@username.not.known2473 babes what?

[@Jellybeansatdusk]

Production 100% enables people like Luke constantly so I would not be surprised at all if there was some level of them telling Hannah to give him another chance or trust her heart or look how much he cares about you Aw etc. Like they definitely pushed her towards him in some regards, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they encouraged her to overlook his manipulative tendencies.

[@itsukori609]

Thats what I was thinking . Especially when she sent him home and production allowed, or maybe even encouraged, him to come back anyway. They 100% were convincing her to just keep him around for the ratings

[@itsukori609]

Also at 1:15:40 you can hear the pain in her voice when she gave luke the rose right after garrett said he loved her. I guarantee she didnt actually wanna choose luke over garrett, but was manipulated to

[@itsukori609]

I bet the producers were in the background the whole time feeding her lies about lukes behavior just being because he loved her so much, and guys do stupid stuff when theyre in love, blah blah blah

[@Jellybeansatdusk]

Yeah it’s honestly incorrigible imo

[@mrggy]

I’m not sure about the Bachelorette, but I did notice in the fine print during the credit sequence of project runway it said “judging decisions are made by the judges in consultation with the producers,” implying that the producers have the final decision power in who stays and who goes. That doesn’t mean The Bachelorette contract is structured like that, but it’s not unheard of in the reality tv world

[@hex_gurl2389]

i watched this season live, and i can say me and my friends were screaming and i was almost crying throughout the entire luke p. breakup. it was truly one of the most memorable nights of my life and i am not embarrassed to say this. it felt like a dragon was SLAYED that night and hearing hannah say “i’ve had sex, and jesus still loves me” was like a religious experience

[@RandomNameHere1055]

The drama of Mike reading the monster book while Luke is prowling around in Scotland is so good

[@camdotcoms]

i have to say that the "are you licking your lips because you're attracted to me?" line from garret was maybe his best moment. he may be an absolute piece of shit but i just have to respect the lengths he went to just to make luke p uncomfortable and pissed off

[@mexiaznann]

That was so annoyingly good 😂😂😂

[@noodle9993]

1:39:14 - Luke saying that he’ll only leave if Hannah says to his face that she’s doesn’t want him and Hannah being like “yep cool I don’t like you” is the same vibe in fleabag of Martin saying to Claire that he will only leave if “IF YOU GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG ME TO LEAVE” and Claire then immediately physically gets on her knees and is like “please leave me 😐”

[@fluffybunchy]

Yess omg

[@musicbyhevyn]

1:43:43 "don't insult my intelligence, DERRICK" caught me way off guard lmfaoo

[@Aaron_Era]

I don't think I've felt more overjoyed than Luke trying to intimidate the other 3 contestants as he's done the whole season, only to immediately get shut down with, "Or what? What are you gonna do about it?" and just SEEING his face in PURE FEAR of the 3 taller, objectively stronger guys. He's so scared! It's so nice to see him be put in a position of inferiority that he has targeted towards several of the other contestants throughout the entire season. No book, movie, or show has had a more satisfying ending as this scene alone.

[@alexnicole6806]

Oh my god. Thank you for making this. My favorite season of all time. The podium move, Jesus still loves me, Luke P being the worst, Tyler Cameron craze, the windmill- 4 times, Barb pre bring her home, JED, Jed’s dog jingle. It was a TIME.

[@Yesitsoktocry]

yes this is exactly how i feel

[@luca__4444]

YES EXACTLY!

[@SuperLegoman345]

Like this was history!!

[@syd755]

"he has .. qualities" has me in tears

[@May-vh9zj]

i SCREAMED at that line 💀

[@caitmonroe9349]

Absolutely brutal in the most Southern mom way possible

[@dasher2442]

The fact that Hannah ended up having post-season flings with Peter and Tyler... this season really was a moment.

[@indiefairy09]

@UTubeTrollPolice298WHAT

[@MazieF]

@@indiefairy09they’re lying- they’ve got troll in their name, have no evidence, and have been commenting under everybody’s comments- using almost the exact same wording every time

[@zhouan786]

@UTubeTrollPolice298what's the source for that?

[@Angela8779]

@@zhouan786look at their user 😭 it’s a troll don’t pay them any mind

[@grace-4072]

@UTubeTrollPolice298funniest thing to say with no proof my guy. No one is going to believe this sort of thing without proof. that said, if you DO have direct proof, i’m sure many of us would love to see it-but i’m not gonna listen to some rando on the internet about another rando on the internet😂

[@cawesomewhatever]

“I don’t know much about you, but I know I’m into you.” *gags* red flag

[@giannasottile4693]

Hannah getting physically ill on that boat was deadass the universe being like "don't do it girl" and you can't convince me otherwise.

[@chloegoulden5094]

Hannah's season was WILD. I guess you didn't "have to be there" because you didn't watch it as it aired and you still GOT IT...but waiting WEEK AFTER WEEK for Hannah to send Luke home and then the live studio audience cheering when she PICKED UP THE ROSE PODIUM my jaw was on the floor it's truly a moment I will never forget. I don't watch anymore, but I do check in with Bachelor Fantake and that fills my cup.

[@SuperLegoman345]

I watched on Hulu as it was coming out and I was fighting for my life avoiding the spoilers like it was the moment

[@chloegoulden5094]

@@SuperLegoman345 It totally was the moment. Twitter was on fire. The rumours were flying. There were petitions to have Mike as the next Bachelor. We were all thirsty for Tyler C. Iconic.

[@morticiatheloaf]

DETACHABLE SHOWER HEAD LMAO

[@bettywilliams7321]

The best season ever!!

[@rachelzeke]

Luke P genuinely sends shivers down my spine

[@nailinthefashion]

For me they go up and down and then all around, he's my kryptonite

[@CaySandy]

we just gonna ignore her saying Luke S looks like a guy who eats cheese with two fingers..? girl I cackled so hard I nearly peed

[@lizzybeary]

Lol what does that even mean?

[@thelexicon7294]

He does give off a cute cartoon mouse energy. Hard to believe he’s in politics.

[@pixiel1xie]

@@thelexicon7294doesn’t surprise me tbh there are so many examples of the most vile “let them eat cake” political lobbyist uwu smol bean cinnamon rolls out there but maybe I’m just too terminally online

[@meri0312]

The thing you need to understand about people like Luke is that when they say stuff like "I just want clarity I won't leave unitil you explain to me" they don't want that, don't go explaining what you meant or why you did it because you're just wasting your time. People like that say one thing but what they really mean is "I want you to agree with me and I can stand here all day picking apart everything you say until I exhaust you and you are forced to agree with me"

[@vanyadolly]

Yep. No argument or discussion can ever end until you agree with them. If you disagree it's because you don't understand what they mean and they have to explain it again.

[@bararobberbaron859]

Yup, have to learn to respond with 'I can't make it clearer than this, so if you don't understand me, we're clearly done here'.

[@stinkygooby5325]

The part where Hannah finally stands up for herself against Luke P and kicks him away and also brags about the night at the windmill, ive never felt so much joy in my life. I had to pause the video because i was celebrating so hard for her. Like go girl, girl power!!!

[@latesummer]

i think its a huge moment in someone's life when theyre able to recognize a person is treating them badly. it can be so difficult to look outside your situation and think objectively especially when you're being manipulated, and seeing this person hannah do it in realish time is genuinely so amazing and refreshing

[@katieeasley4678]

That’s one of the things that makes this season so special

[@rockinsockmonkey8033]

Hannah humbles scott in such a passive aggressive southern way, and as a fellow southern woman, I salute her for mastering our craft

[@sissepedersen1368]

Timestamp!!??

[@rockinsockmonkey8033]

​@@sissepedersen1368 starts around 15:08

[@seraphimconcordant]

She's also a totally dummy for falling for Jed.

[@WickedKatze]

"Her belly gets bigger and bigger, and the woman gets hungrier and hungrier" definitely sounds like the opening line to a horror short story

[@LennyPepper]

😂😂

[@sadiebuggle9861]

girl. begging for more bachelor nation deep dives, i loved this so much

[@itsukori609]

I will say, as someone who grew up with a lot of frustrating romance shoujo anime female leads, it was so incredibly refreshing to, even though the producers manipulated her into keeping luke around to the very end, see hannah very boldly tell these guys off , say exactly what we all wanted to say. So refreshing

[@itsukori609]

Like to have an actually intelligent woman who actually notices things and doesnt just let them happen, or let guys get away with manipulating her. Its so nice to see her tell them off

[@WhatsGnat]

No season has ever lived up after this one. Its just so iconic. Also i watched while it was airing and i still TO THIS DAY. can not forgive them for not giving us Mike as the bachelor and CHOOSING PETER?!?!?

[@EveLavellan]

The most boring milktoast goober ever and Mike was RIGHT THERE with all the green flags from the start.

[@b8376]

not now, sweetie. ashley dropped a deep dive about a subject i know nothing about

[@Lizard-y32jk]

I nearly spit out my water when Ashley made the comment about meeting God in the shower with a detachable shower head😂😂 10:28

[@moonraeshan]

This was exactly my reaction too 😭💀

[@jordancasssandra]

1:30:23 Now THIS is Cinema, the lighting, the filter, the thunder in the background, the acting! All for a recreation, 10/10, 100% worth the work

[@Iphideen]

I hate how everyone assumed Cam had bad intentions by disclosing he would need his leg amputated because that's often the response disabled people get when we disclose our disabilities.

[@whitepaint7870]

It was just weird the way he announced it.. i think that was the problem

[@swiftsage3456]

It wasn't his revelation that was the problem, it was his timing and the manner in which revealed it, he was already acting shady as a person/character and combining how he was behaving with how and when he revealed his tragic news, it reads more as manipulative vs. honest/open communication

[@sholem_bond]

@swiftsage3456 but it's a reality show, which means stuff like "timing" and how he appeared to be acting beforehand were all created by the editors. They chose to present him that way leading up to his disclosure.

[@swiftsage3456]

@@sholem_bond... that doesn't change the point of my comment tho, that him being disabled isn't the problem, his timing is.😐 if the producers did do that then what they did made his revelation seem manipulative vs him having honest and open communication about his disability, which ever way it may be, what was presented to us to consume was him essentially coming off as being manipulative to get pity points, not that his disability is bad in any way or to antagonise him for it (that's the main point of my comment).

[@thatgirlinautumn5995]

Yeah I agree. Cam in general got a pretty bad edit for someone who seems like a genuinely decent person, and of course his concerns in that moment were completely valid - including getting booted off for having a disability. The timing might have been awkward, but that doesn’t warrant a full “whacky/funny” edit

[@kaleighmagnant]

One of my greatest achievements in life was creating an urban dictionary definition of psychopath as Luke P from the Bachelorette and it is still the top definition to this day 😂💀

[@shannonceleste5557]

Yes!!l wear that fact like a badge of honor, bestie 👩‍🏫💅

[@lilyxo6914]

YOURE A LEGEND

[@NanaLunaTik]

❤

[@emmas.m]

This is hilarious, I love it!

[@lilteletubby]

"it might be because.... you have a girlfriend.(?)" ICONIC MOMENT! ICON, LEGEND, QUEEN

[@Hazeljv3]

The reenactments really highlight how unhinged and cringy the arguments were, and you deserve an Oscar for your performances as Luke P. and Garrett tbh

[@leahjk97]

currently walking around my apartment involuntarily singing “i’ll be your mister right…girllll”. Ashley what have you done to me

[@TheZombifiedGuy]

Given how quickly Luke P angered just about all the other guys on the show, I really have to wonder how genuine the people in his bible study group are in their assessment of him. They all say such weirdly glowing things about him. Like... I don't think I've ever described anyone I really like and admire as "the real deal". I'm not saying he coached or intimidated anyone into saying how awesome he is, but... I wouldn't be shocked to learn it, either. Maybe he's just succeeded in pulling the wool over their eyes in a way he couldn't in the show, I dunno.

[@chelscara]

Nah, Bible group types seem to have the hardest time sniffing out people like him, usually because so many of their leaders are exactly the same.

[@Toribell1928]

They looked like they were being held at gun point😭

[@SirCruxful]

Maybe he didn’t need to compete with them so he wasn’t threatened

[@zldq.s]

I SWEAR 😭 😂 😂 😂

[@olivias78099]

I saw someone said once that Luke p looks like a real life bitmoji and i cant unsee it

[@londongirl2768]

Oh god I see it

[@MegCazalet]

It was Jarvis Johnson ❤

[@lipglossgirl50]

the bologna fight was acted out so accurately i’m crying 😭

[@twosleepycats]

The zoom to Luke's Arthur's clenched fist moment was soo hilarious. Good job, camera person!

[@rosegardnz]

honestly i preferred the reenactments to actual footage! i have a very low tolerance for secondhand embarrassment and i think hearing/seeing some of this played out would've been agonizing. with you, it's like it's all the drama but none of the cringe

[@Newhandle16]

Which is ironic that it’s lacking in cringe because it’s a theater nerd acting out reality tv

[@Justapikachu577]

I feel like Luke P should not... have a drivers license. He doesn't know what a lane is.

[@mazieeeleeeeeee]

this is the ONLY bachelor franchise season I watched start to finish…hannah is a gem, the guys this season were top tier in terms of drama, the windmill, THE RUMOR LEAKS, the girl boss finale. like you can’t beat it.

[@emm_like.thebird]

Same here!! 😁✨️

[@shannona.289]

same I watched an episode with some friends and had to see how this ended because Luke was such a mess

[@alexandrakopko]

Cam's situation in retrospect is so sad. Like he's fairly cringey, but his health situation was and is very serious -- like he full on lost his leg. It's disconcerting to watch with the quirky music and everything, like you said.

[@msjkramey]

Wait, did she talk about it? What happened?

[@ook4698]

jpj just eating nuggets while cam stares that man down 😭

[@basementdwellercosplay]

This season is a good example of how abusive relationships can form and how victims fall to the scams the abusers make. Should be a warning sign to all people going into relationships

[@sksksks7533]

I love both of your Bachelor recaps ❤ Please make more, all seasons if you can 😂

[@ashleynorton]

I’ll do my best 🫡

[@pearl559]

My first boyfriend was a Luke P, my inexperience with dating and being raised super conservative Christian kept me in the relationship a lot longer than it should have. If anyone’s in that situation, you’re not alone ❤

[@nailinthefashion]

Yeah I grew up Baptist so I had to learn that giving up on a relationship is okay. My parents have been together out of necessity for about 50 years lol they're so toxic. I skedaddled out of a bad one after just 5 lol i can't imagine how much resenment they feel. Glad you're outta there and hope your 2024 is gentle 🥂

[@ginger_nspice]

Fun fact: my high school teacher was once a Bachelorette contestant. Very uncomfy when he returned to class.

[@Roblox-jb2vf]

math or english?

[@lunaas1029]

I need to know who I wanna look up the episodes they were in lol

[@blackgirlmagicc]

Makes me think of all the teachers that go on love island can they ever go back I know some definitely can’t but some must surely

[@shannonceleste5557]

You can't just drop this and not give deets!! Idc who they are or what season or anything but PLEASE let us know more!!!

[@ginger_nspice]

@@shannonceleste5557 I must oblige then 😆 It is Richard Mathy from s4. He wasn't memorable lol

[@NatalieZii]

The main thing I got from this video are Luke P’s toxic red flags: -Can’t take responsibility and often feels like a victim. -Makes everything about himself to the extent he is so inconsiderate of others he rubs them the wrong way. -Lies, especially with the intent to distant his love interest from others in her life. -Gaslights his love interest that her perception and memory aren’t accurate when it serves him. -Idealizes his love interests and basically mixes fantasy with reality. Acting as if his love interest is already his wife because that’s how he thinks it should be, disregarding the other person’s agency. -Attaches very strongly way too quickly, especially given the context. And rather than recognizing this is unhealthy and leaning out to right himself, leans in. -Makes grand proclamations of love and then says maybe never mind two seconds later. -Is physically violent. -Is incredibly inappropriately possessive and controlling. -Claims to be competitive and likes to be the best. -Creates trauma bond by making love interest feel consistently inexplicably awful around him but then switching to saying how amazing she is, so maybe falling in love is just crying all the time? Hm, did I miss any? Quite likely covert narcissism 🤦‍♀️. She dodged a huge bullet.

[@yerinbaekscandlelight]

This might fit into the wife one, but the fact he tells her he's uncomfortable when she not even sexually "exposes" herself to other men and how he feels cheated and how he's embarrassed for her to meet his family. This is one of the times that strong Christianity created a narcissistic incel.

[@mst3kharris]

The one that leaped out at me was the way he keeps disregarding when Hannah tells him no. She’d tell him no in a very straightforward, impossible to miss way, and he’d just brush it off.

[@bonkbinkbonk]

Hannah's last speech to Luke P was legit peak television. Good for her dude

[@Anthology_of_Holly]

This shit is insane! The Bachelor production team are so out of pocket. Also I just went and watched the full clip of Hannah finally dumping Luke and the comments are literally full of people defending him and slut shaming her. So sad 😢

[@msjkramey]

That's so toxic

[@sophieadler4929]

PLEASE do JPJ’s season of bachelor in paradise im begging

[@kkuudandere]

trying my absolute best to remember that hannah IS an intelligent person and CAN be trusted with her own decisions because.... these choices are killing me💀but the viewers probably had more information than her, and the producers have their own agendas, so i kind of get her (but that talk from luke after her bungee jumping date... i'm sorry i would have told that man to get out on the spot. but my level of bull crap tolerance is very low so idk idk) these reenactments are HITTING omg

[@londongirl2768]

Given that Luke is clearly the biggest drama generator of the whole series, I’m convinced the producers would have put a lot of effort into getting her to keep him around

[@annabelcunningham2848]

It's so sad bc even when she did reject him HE WOULDNT LEAVE

[@lindsaythemorallygay4586]

5:13 I actually do know this mans name (Brian Bowles) because he was my sophomore math teacher. I keep on forgetting he was in episode 1 for like a few seconds 😭 Great teacher! He had longer (better) hair when he was my teacher and also kept an unopened jar of expired spaghetti sauce behind his computer because it was the first gift he got from a student and he didn't really know what to do with it. Also, he plays volleyball. I remember zero geometry but I did walk away with some great life advice 💀 Edit: I just pressed play. Again and…I spoke too soon but now you have some useless knowledge about the man.

[@nailinthefashion]

He kept WHAT????? why are people mentally ill literally throw away the expired sauce.................... volleyball??? I wish life made sense

[@orangeants]

@@nailinthefashionit’s sweet because it was a present and he didn’t wanna get rid of it, and you’re rude

[@nailinthefashion]

@@orangeants LMFAAAOOOOOO I knew someone would justify the expired sauce. It’s not like I messaged him to say how gross his hoarding was. If that comment is rude then I’ll say something actually abrasive and people need to socialize more so we don’t get stuck in very weird, overly sensitive habits like that. Throw it away.

[@picahudsoniaunflocked5426]

@@nailinthefashion Throw your own stuff away. You don't get to make that call for other people. You don't get to decide how other people feel about their idiosyncratic personal treasures. I like the way you did your eyes in your pfp, tho. Looks amazing.

[@nailinthefashion]

@@picahudsoniaunflocked5426 yes I do, I am the sole arbiter of ownership and you need to throw away those construction paper scraps from 20 years ago, you aren't going to craft with them, so Alexa play Let it go, throw the jar of 5 year old sauce away or ELSE Thanks though

[@bombseel]

Luke P being from Gainesville makes so much sense to me. This exact kind of guy is everywhere in that area

[@tulethos]

Noooooo how did I miss this? It makes so much sense

[@katiephillips1523]

I will never forgive the Bachlorette for putting Hannah in that dress/hair for the incredible podium scene.

[@Nicknstrips]

I dated someone like Luke P and it was horrific. Felt my life flashing before my eyes seeing how Hannah felt with him. The dilemmas she was having being torn between hoping that deep down he’s a good person but also knowing in her heart he isn’t going to change felt exactly like something I had experienced. I was sooo disappointed when Hannah let Luke come back but, unfortunately, I understand how thought process. Being with someone like that alters your brain chemistry. It’s an addiction to someone that doesn’t care for you but you’re too blind to see the truth and instead takes the words being told to you at face value despite the fact it’s so obvious that person is lying. It’s really upsetting they let people like this on the show and allow others (especially Hannah) to be hurt. There should be at least some form of psychological scanning beforehand.

[@CaseyFlauer]

this was the first and one of the few seasons i’ve ever watched from the bachelor franchise. i didn’t realize it was the best season & that no others would really live up to my expectations

[@ashleynorton]

honestly nothing has beat it

[@SuperLegoman345]

I don't remember it as well but I think Katie T's season (from 2021/22??) was somewhat similar thematically (sex positivity, emotional red flags, coming to huge clarity moment with the leading man but still ending up with the wrong 2nd choice, etc) but kinda on the nose in a way where it wasn't as cathartic. It was one of the last seasons I fully watched because it did hit at points but I remember it being poorly received so I want to rewatch or see a recap at some point

[@mollyjasinski7525]

As someone who used to be a faithful Bachelor Nation watcher but fell off eventually, I’d LOVE if you went back and recapped old, old seasons, pre everyone going on and becoming influencers after. The vibes were so different but also just as chaotic! Trista’s season as an inaugural Bachelorette is still my fave because I loved so much that they let HER pre-select the guys (and wish they still did that!!). But Jake’s season (the original Bachelor pilot!) is still an all-timer and one I recommend purely because there was SO much drama.

[@sarahlang2119]

Jake was such a disappointment as a man though

[@19winnie]

fun fact - luke p is besties with fundies paul and morgan, yes THE massively bigoted, misogynistic, homophobic, pro-life paul and morgan. so you just know that luke must have some much grosser beliefs than seen on the show, hannah really saved herself from that one.

[@alyxually]

Ashley I cannot tell you how much joy this video brings me. I probably watched it 25 times already in full

[@Liv-hx9xx]

We gotta talk about how Hannah’s brother married Haley, Jed’s ex, I live the chaos

[@yourstruly9013]

oh my god really???

[@SudoChic]

Omg the world is not that small 🥴

[@soniatrevino8459]

I did feel bad for Hannah up until she still made the stupid choice to go with Jed after HIS FAMILY told her to her face that he wasn't ready. After that.. whatever girl you're doing it to yourself 🙄

[@imperialbeautee]

I was looking for this comment lol. I'm glad someone said this because his actual FAMILY was warning her.

[@brittney3156]

I've been this girl. It helps to see it from the outside. If only she could have given the good ones a chance. Hearts are weird!

[@shannonceleste5557]

It's not "stupid" to go with your heart, especially as a ~24 year old in a high pressure situation who hasn't had time to think, or time with their loved ones, in over a month. It's overwhelming as hell and she obviously chose the person she felt the most comfortable with

[@Chibbykins]

​@@shannonceleste5557 after what happened with Luke P and the *other* dude who had to admit he wasn't on the show for the right reasons...you'd think she'd stop following her heart so much.

[@vanyadolly]

Yeah. It's sad because so many of us have these subconscious issues that cause us to make terrible decisions especially when it comes to love. She discarded so many great guys to go for the worst ones.

[@Erika-vr3ec]

Ive sat here the entire time just thinking "OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS"

[@myahr666]

This is my comfort video and I watch it at least once a month 😭

[@baileybeeeee]

As someone who has never seen an episode of the Bachelor franchise, for some reason (mental illness), this is my comfort watch. Sometimes twice in a week, if I really need it. Thank you for your service. Braver than the troops, I say

[@lisamazzotti2581]

Please cover every season of the Bachelor and Bachelorette ever, I will watch every single one of those videos