The Never Ending NIGHTMARE Of Bad Comedians

[@xoso599]

When Amy Schumer was a little girl she said she wanted to be a comedian and everyone laughed at her. Now she's all grown up and no one's laughing anymore.

[@DexLuther]

No. She thinks she's a comedian, and people laugh at her thinking she has talent or it's an uncomfortable laugh. Oh, and she thinks she's hot too. I'd rather bang Sarah Silverman. At least she had talent once and doesn't look like Ms. Piggy.

[@sapientbirb7350]

Ba dum tss

[@ericjohnson7234]

alnmost like karmas a bitch right.

[@monky999monkey]

@@sapientbirb7350i love youtube translating that to “ba stupid tss”

[@WolffyRay117]

​​@@monky999monkey dude same I looked at it and it gave me more of a laugh from me than Amy ever has 😂

[@classyrobot5648]

One billion percent Amy came up with "Jewmer" on her own and had a cushy childhood. It's just too boring and predictable

[@classyrobot5648]

I was right, and all I had to do was wait like ten seconds

[@Shimmering_rain]

Seriously, some people just can't be patient. lol

[@DRHell-fs7mz]

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[@Thehenta1menace]

I would bet my future and the future of my first born child that she laughed when she came up with Jewmer as if it was the funniest thing ever tbh she probably thought it was the funniest thing ever

[@thatguythatdrawzz749]

It’s funnier than all of her material so 👀

[@SHRINKLEANGRINKLES]

“If nux had a nickel he would be a happy Jew.” I am crying and rolling on the floor right now 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BeIla_for_you]

I would be happy if I had a nickel 😭

[@VueiyVisarelli]

I trust that you are not to be trusted, Nux. I also love how every time you say, "Editor, do _this,"_ *_NOTHING HAPPENS._*

[@bryandavid192]

It's actually your cue to edit what you see with your imagination

[@cheggtea]

His editor had two and a half hours to edit this

[@AnnaVictrix]

Just started watching Nux and thought that was an oversight the first three times 🤦‍♀️ 😂

[@jesterjaded73]

Part of being funny is having humility; if you've convinced yourself that you're funny when you're not, how will you ever improve?

[@ChristopherJames1993]

Self-deprecation helps.

[@tobiaswedin]

"Amy Jewmer" is so bad that I am 100% certain she came up with it herself just to fake a "sad backstory".

[@thatguythatdrawzz749]

Still better than her actual material

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

​@@thatguythatdrawzz749agreed. She couldnt have come up with it.

[@Daqsun]

Editor was on strike this episode. Every request nux makes gets ignored XD

[@Forold]

Editor had enough of Nuxs shit

[@yetiornot5726]

He couldn't even bother the editor to just put in a basic, "Nuh uh" text 😂 Nux seems like a Michael Scott type of boss: not malicious or overbearing, just manically overwhelming.

[@TheMooper27]

Her parents got divorced after her dad got sick and stopped providing cash. Then Amy and his wife left him to suffer.

[@rfontenot722]

Sounds like most men's life

[@m.taylor7025]

Actually most people who get terminally sick get divorced pretty soon after these days. It's like all of society is with the wrong person...

[@johnmichaels4330]

Sounds about right for the jewmer. 😂

[@adalon378]

wtf...

[@almond3066]

Lmaoo I couldn't get over how Amy tried to make it sound like a tragic backstory of her mother leaving her sick father the minute he lost his kushy job

[@Bloodrunks]

The editor doing non of the things you asked him to do throughout the video😂😂!!! He just had his shit done for this 2 hour video

[@elihan9]

The only commedian that could get away with moral grandstanding was George Carlin.

[@MikeTsBees]

That's because George believed in the morals he preached. And wasn't one to follow the narrative of other people. A lot of people will follow either there far left or their far right mind group. He was a man who followed his own beliefs and would disagree with the left when he felt they were wrong.

[@johndoe-hr6vp]

You may have never seen Carlos Mencia but you did a great impression of his routine when you mocked him for closing his eyes and plugging his ears going "la la la I can't hear you!" the delivery was spot on. Unless you are lying about never seeing him!😂 (J/k, his routine was so basic you could do it by accident)

[@fw420]

Nux: editor do this Editor: i don't think i will

[@faithlessangel6836]

Wait so Amy's parents didn't own their home yet they were taking private planes out to the Bahamas for vacation tell me your priorities aren't straight without telling me your priorities aren't straight LMAO

[@ToastyDoodle]

The Editor just not doing the edits Nux requests is funniest thing

[@DarthZ01]

33:00 if you murder someone, and their family forgives you, that doesn't mean you suddenly AREN'T a murderer.

[@ZeallustImmortal]

Amy Schumer said shes a kleptomaniac? Damn, so its not just jokes she steals...

[@ordinaryk]

Imagine stealing jokes and still being unfunny. That's so Schumer!

[@daggeranddoctor]

It's funny how earlier, Schumer's reviews were 'very good' and the later reviews were 'much worse', but they were both 6/10.

[@lagggoat7170]

I was like "Carlos Mencia, why do I know that name?" (being not familiar with american comedians at all). Then I realized where I heard that name before: In that South Park Episode with the "Fishstick joke" he is the one claiming he came up with it, then gets offed by Kanye... idk what this symbolizes but I felt like sharing this realization anyway

[@aimanmarzuqi4804]

😂😂.

[@juancortes5274]

🎉🎉🎉🎉 I got something to watch/listen to while painting this house!!! Thank you Nux!!!!!!

[@alexkaen1701]

The problem with Fame is the industry is all networked, so if one person gets any attention it can be magnified well beyond their actual talent. We end up with celebrities who can't handle their new lives, because they simply haven't earned them

[@dgafgiraffe5847]

I watched that roast when it aired, that joke was beyond fucked up. Props to Mike Tyson for yelling " fuck you amy " right after

[@leileyaravencroft]

Oh PROPS to him! I was disgusted

[@chickencurry420]

Imagine how bad you have to be to kill Steve-O's mood.

[@pacevy3798]

@@chickencurry420 i admire steve-o so much for not immediately getting up and slapping her like he's will smith

[@vahlak6554]

The funniest thing about amy schumacher is that she thinks she is funny.

[@lil_puppy_]

I'm a jew and this is hilarious 4:35 Nux saying "חוצפה" is not something I thought I'll ever hear, but I'm here for it XD 15:59 pffffffft

[@restionSerpentine]

Yeah 15:59 had me cracking up as well

[@TheMooper27]

That's how you spell that?

[@BeIla_for_you]

It's Russian​@@TheMooper27

[@Rprot_traveler]

2:29:17 this a good explanation of the reaction problem, ignoring the fact that Nux had permission to react to the video people not knowing the difference in adding to the video and plain stealing content is worrying.

[@Forold]

I didn't know if nux did get permission or not, but I know he can get into contact with Tom. Also even if he couldn't he is transforming the content and adding to it.

[@homeytoyer8303]

Becoming a joke thief is just a diversification of being a shoplifter. 😂

[@jnastywot2298]

"...due to the allegations about Harvey Weinstein. Another comedian, Aziz Ansari..." That was the beginning of another sentence, my G.

[@yair55648]

Your presence really brightens my days during these difficult times of war :) Thanks❤

[@vericulum6810]

Which war?

[@yair55648]

@@vericulum6810 Israel-Palestine

[@funkyfox7996]

love it when a "private jet to the bajamas and parental divorce" is considered a "catastrophic childhood". what is my childhood which includes being a "bastard", being used as a meal ticket by my mom, moving around a lot because my dad's mom was threatening to "end" my mom, a suicidal mom's mom because she was living through an arranged marriage, etc? i can go on, truly, but then i'd be writing an autobiography and i just woke up

[@almond3066]

I also find it funny how she talks about her mom raising her on her own as a part of her tragic backstory, which was directly after her father losing his kushy job Implying her mom left him the minute he wasn't rich anymore And her mother was treated as the victim here for leaving the father because she's a good digger lmao

[@daunplugtv]

30:17 Nux went so silent I thought the video paused

[@DistantClover]

The problem with getting class clown 6:27 is that there’s two type of people that get pick. The actual funny guy and the asshole that thinks their funny. 8 grade had a guy, the biggest asshole, that he got more than half the vote of the whole grade. It was the first time I realized you didn’t need to be funny to get class clown. Usually it be the person everyone like to be round bc they were funny.

[@leileyaravencroft]

You know what? You made me think about that. Who ever said “clown” was about being funny? I seem to remember when I graduated they had a “funniest (insert something here)” AND class clown. I think everyone assumed it meant funny instead of “the class jackass”.

[@Ayumiisdumb]

Gotta love like every 10 seconds he pauses to talk for 1 minute lmao still watching all of it tho because I find it amusing

[@Rprot_traveler]

Been a good entertainer is the perfect formula for transformative content.

[@isaacgirouard5924]

It is far better than not saying anything, whether you like the guy or not.

[@VueiyVisarelli]

23:08 When I was in high school, I caught the end of some movie Ellen was in as a runaway bride or something, thought she was funny, and asked my dad who she was. After he said her name, I did indeed ask, "Ellen _Degenerate_ ...?!" He replied, "Close enough." 😂🤣 It was awhile until I learned she was a lesbian, lol. Daddy, why so *_SAVAGE_* ...? 🤣😂🤣

[@siblingstrytoplaynice-comm9029]

Continue the Pogression series please! I really enjoyed watching how you would pivot to different strategies with each new card pack and attempt to predict each other’s potential strategies before you even duel.

[@miceltusav88]

Dude... just subbed to you and honestly i could probably fall asleep listening to you

[@tric5122]

Amy Schumer started to fall when it came out she was flat out stealing jokes from better comics, add in that it wasn't just sex jokes, but the shock value of it coming from a women. Shock value doesn't last long, unless you are insanely talented and can keep them guessing, but she isn't and it was all one note.

[@sandeepdavid846]

I have never ever seen Nux get as derailed as he did when he found out that Amy Schumer was jewish :D

[@movespammerguyteam7colors]

The deck of cards for being a comedian is becoming more and more stacked against her the more of her backstory gets revealed. I can make a dart board and hit a roast line while blindfolded.

[@kendriclugo7999]

I love how the editor doesn’t wanna do what’s nux says

[@OnizukaAllMighty]

As an Austrian painter, I approve of this video and therefore send it for a free one-way to the Polish resort

[@johnmichaels4330]

😂

[@lapsnofun]

GOD DAMN IT NUX I JUST GOT THE SCOOPY LAUGH OUT OF MY HEAD NOW ITS BACK

[@Forold]

Ruh roh

[@shaine9968]

If you like adventure time you will also love regular show. And the amazing world of gumball

[@cnel9943]

Definitely got to react to Regular Show no questions asked

[@Shinichi-kudo-]

W pops

[@PizzaBoi5194]

Gumball probably not, regular show definitely W Rigby

[@Marie-cq5td]

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[@shaine9968]

@@Marie-cq5td ?

[@jnastywot2298]

I've been watching a lot of Turkey Tom lately. Hadn't even heard of him until I started to see him pop up in some Destiny stuff. But it was through him I learned our boi Nux was in vtuber drama!!!

[@corvo9785]

1:35 when ya boy realises he might be related to cringe

[@RichyArg]

31:47 the worst part about that joke is that, other than his obvious substance abuse and self neglect issues (which he's thankfully gotten over) steveO is a pretty genuine and wholesome person, yah, as someone who grew up a jackass fan, Steve was probably the one most fans would label "most likely to die before 30" but that doesn't mean anyone sane would have wanted him dead

[@CalcioFan4Ever]

Jeez, I was listening while cleaning my house..... That Ryan dunn comment stopped me dead in my tracks

[@dylan4125]

She misunderstood "class clown" was a subgenre of worst makup.

[@TheUnapologeticGeek]

Nux's impression of Charlie near the end sounds more like Charlie if Charlie were a muppet.

[@BradleyJ_FL]

As a fellow biological Jew why was I never invited to the meetings? I would assume we decide who to destroy by vote, and where is my space laser access.

[@jeremywinst]

1:56:48 i started watching your videos, something common in all the videos i watched is seeing your editor not doing shit 😂

[@GamerBunny2024]

28:00 The only reason the Trump supporter was 100% an idiot was because he bought tickets to an Amy Schumer show. They'd need to PAY ME to watch it.

[@ahsokatanogaming7401]

It was a comedy club and if i remember correctly she hadnt done anything really political yet. (Atleast deemed at the time), and this was in 2015/2016. When the presidental race was going on

[@GamerBunny2024]

@ahsokatanogaming7401 how does that make her funny or valid for being political to the point she kicked patrons out? It reminds me of when Kathy Griffin took a photo with a realistically done model head of Trump thinking that was edgy/funny... women need to do better at comedy because if their comedy is so lame it ebbs & flows with politics, it's a crutch.

[@ahsokatanogaming7401]

@@GamerBunny2024aint saying she was funny, just saying a lot of people wouldn't really expect this when it was a comedy club, just saying she wasn't known for that shit at that point. and was talking about the trump supporter going there, it isn't like he would know that that shit was gonna happen.

[@GamerBunny2024]

@ahsokatanogaming7401 oof, yeah I get what you mean now. They randomly came across her and got this bs. Because I can't imagine anyone paying to see her on purpose 🤢

[@talynhastime9343]

An unfunny Jewish person is kind of a hard thing to pull off, but Woody Allen and Amy Schumer somehow managed it.

[@Horse_of_Babylon]

This video is conspicuously unedited.

[@TheGibbie]

You know the sad thing is, i think stand up comic with an mma jock background could be hilarious and fresh

[@EggBoi_8]

30:17 wow. Didn’t know that. I love Stevo and the amazing grounds he made. And to top it off with speaking I’ll of the recently departed…. I paused in real life for a good moment. Just. Wow.

[@MadSaulot]

This is fantastic, never heard you this flabbergasted

[@AntiCom2222]

That Steve-O joke.. just sad.

[@steel8231]

14:30 Damnit, the joke practically writes itself. "If i had a nickel for every Jewish conspiracy I've ever heard, I'd have a Shekel." (Israeli money is the "New Shekel" which seems to be a standard fiat currency now worth $0.27 but back before they had to put the "New" in front of it 1 Shekel was worth 1 bushel of wheat which is currently $5.91).

[@wuxiagamescentral]

Editor is like: I'm so tired of your shit right now Nux no effects for you 😂

[@tacoonthereaper]

Nux is this close to being like "I renounce my Judaism, Jojo!"

[@codeunbreakable2791]

First time seeing nux gone "meltdown" 01:20 into the hour long video, must be a new record

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

17:55 SAME, but it is so messed up man that it's like we can't even deny it anymore.

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

>phone nearly dies >plugs in phone >phone starts charging >"Listen. If you want to insult Trump..." >phone instantly dies

[@CinYinGo]

My introduction to Amy Schumer was her Steve-O joke 😭

[@BreakerX42]

When your comedy routine doesn't pass the Bechdel test you got a problem

[@daraghokane4236]

Gay porn doesn't pass that test

[@daraghokane4236]

Videos on queer intersectional feminism don't pass that test. If it's just one woman talking

[@battlesheep2552]

Reminder that Debbie Does Dallas passes the Bechdel test

[@xelloskaczor5051]

What Amy Schumer failed to realize is that as much as we disliked her comedy, we always supported her right to do it. Joke about whatever you want. I thought the mexican bit was even kinda funny, and like 50% of latina women content creators joke about all of them being crazy. There is very particular part of society that thinks there is nothing wrong with Amy doing that. And that's the exact group Amy decided to make enemy out of.

[@jamesnguyễn5510]

As a Mexican, I found her joke about Mexicans, hilarious.

[@themsource3469]

Nux's editor really doesn't take the requests lol

[@plottingrobot679]

Dane "LetMe" Cook cucking a whole comedy club out of the entire crowd after just 10 minutes has to be the craziest comedy flex I've ever heard.

[@mesachi0640]

For amys sex story she was absolutely the aggressor by letting him so that stuff. She did stuff with someone too drunk to even do the deed properly while she was sober

[@crookedsmileillustrations6842]

49:00 I'm sure they just said that to make a bit of news but new they weren't going to

[@House_of_Zodd]

Getting famous isn't about talent it's about knowing talent agents

[@8vamusicandmadness703]

Half hour in,and you can casually hear his brain dying. I'm floored he made it all the way through tbh

[@godsmacdiesel3491]

1:21 Emotional DAMage!!! 😂😂😂

[@suicidalleech202]

nux: I've never made racial jokes me: looks at the file

[@YourGoblinQueen]

editor after finishing a two hour video "do i smell a raise?" "no?"....."fine then no edits for you"

[@RaccAttack77]

Holy fuck, that shit with Steve-O, my brain totally reset

[@wuxiagamescentral]

Sneako be watching this like "bruh I know I'm a super cuck but why you gotta do me like that"

[@mikhailnekrasov6644]

That sad moment when one's personality is their MeatCanyon portrait.

[@Lightmagician60]

2:28:58 no no, she has a very tiny point... it wasn't a Threat of Violence... a "Threat" implies it has not been done yet... holding up a fake head implies it's always been done.... {PS i'm aware this statement is as thin as tracing paper}

[@jcl7549]

Any mention of her cousin, senior politician Chuck Schumer?

[@Demonslayre]

Nux, you know what's more hilariously disappointing than "joking" about being a virgin or not? Making jokes about how you're not a virgin but haven't gotten laid in a decade. Much, much funnier if you deliver it right. Much more depressing when you force crying. Trust me, I know from.... uh.... very uh.... close... friend...

[@Forold]

Liar. No one on nuxs channel has friends!

[@shinatina2466]

Here is a hot take for you nux No famous person should take a political side that includes corporations. "Oh what is your opinion of trans rights" "i have no opinion you do you" "what side are you voting for" " i choose not to say" therefore everyone is happy and no one gets mad. Well except for the nosy press theyre gonna be pissed but thsts a fat W in my books

[@CactusJackIV]

She took advantage of her look(especially early on) She has a few funny jokes(some of them are even her's) but overall she was so much hype backed by???? I'm not sure.

[@CJWannerJr]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Schumer

[@Doctorolivercook]

Nux, I will be real with you. It's not Brendan Fraser. It's Brendan "TRUGG WALHG" SCHAUB. Brendan Fraser is an ACTOR.

[@NazarethHill]

Thank you Mr testicles and Nux I needed this…

[@vigo2669]

Her classmates were probably NOT jewish if they were calling her "Amy Jewmer".

[@josejaramillo1024]

Lol my boy over here getting the long awaited chance to use the word hhchgou(spit)ouuopspa

[@DrMustacho]

Women laugh the hardest but not at other women Women, as always are their own obstacle

[@troygarza5720]

Let's see if I can watch two hours of nux straight. If I do well brain cells will die hope for humanity will be lessened but I will be entertained 😂

[@robaerto71]

Why "she WAS a cleptomanic"?! All her stuff that could be considered funny ist STILL stolen!

[@ro-q7621]

This is the most scary thumbnail by from the ones you made so far 0.0

[@Artistical.]

THERE IS A SEASON 2 OF EMINENCE IN SHADOW

[@PleasantlyEmpathic9924]

I'm surprised Nux didn't make a Blue Comedy/Blue Balls comparison

[@adrianaslund8605]

19:45 That joke could be taken as flattering to mexicans though. They are a hardworking people. Nothing wrong with that.

[@jamesnguyễn5510]

As a Mexican, yes.

[@CactusJackIV]

Bad is the only kind of comedian I know how to be.

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

There was a video where a guy watched Amy until he laughed. It was a 4 hour video.

[@Tree_-wp5zn]

And he didn't laugh at the end.

[@vajbujem6698]

amy schumer is like if trash ecchi were a stand up show

[@jurgenolivieira1878]

Amy's father is a cousin of senator Chuck Schumer. So Amy's probably may had some benefits in her career because of her name and relationship. She not that funny...

[@kishiroinfinitdiablo]

Nah Nux. If you really don't know Dane Cook you're definitely a Zoomer! Hahaha

[@Alysia-qi6oh]

Very random, but can you make another records of Ragnarok video?

[@DistantClover]

It’s a paradox. The amount of bad jokes I’m making while watching makes me feel like a bad person. But she stole jokes so why should I feel bad. She wasn’t poor or anything. But I don’t like making fun of people but this video makes it so easy to make fun of her.