The New DEADLIEST PUNCH in D&D

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Blaine Simple

Blaine Simple

Күн бұрын

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@BlaineSimple
@BlaineSimple 3 жыл бұрын
*FAQ:* - Grave domain cleric apparently comes from the Xanathar's Guide book, which is honestly more concerning than if it came from the DMG. - The final damage is a bit under triple damage, not over. - Gloves of Soul Catching wouldn't work because you can't reasonably wear gloves and gauntlets at the same time. - Banishing Smite would indeed deal *4* more damage than Searing Smite. You can grab the spell using our bard's 'magical secrets' ability. - Aasimar is actually better than Half-Orc! They get a damage ability that scales off their level, dealing *4* more damage.
@bepisthescienceman4202
@bepisthescienceman4202 3 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you I have no one to play dnd with
@knightslime7993
@knightslime7993 3 жыл бұрын
I will make everyone absurdly angry
@oldsoldier4209
@oldsoldier4209 3 жыл бұрын
With all of the math involved in these videos, which you do voluntarily, I’m beginning to suspect you may be the type of person who actually looks forward to doing his taxes each year. 🤣😂🤣
@dew-it8744
@dew-it8744 3 жыл бұрын
I actually thought the grave domain and the death domain (it’s called death domain in the DMG) we’re different, but now I see they are the same.
@lilith1544
@lilith1544 3 жыл бұрын
it's easy to make that mistake since there is a cleric subclass in the DMG called the death domain cleric.
@SangerZonvolt
@SangerZonvolt 3 жыл бұрын
Does 1229 damage. The BBE with 1230hp: "Should have worn your Insignia of Claws"
@lumonetic1124
@lumonetic1124 3 жыл бұрын
BBEG with 1232hp: "Should have cut off your other arm while you were at it"
@MasterZebulin
@MasterZebulin 2 жыл бұрын
@@lumonetic1124 **kicks BBEG in crotch for remaining damage** "Should have been a girl."
@bread468
@bread468 2 жыл бұрын
"i cast haste on the bard
@levievil9220
@levievil9220 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry but I gave him bardic inspiration
@Aaa-bi8ly
@Aaa-bi8ly 2 жыл бұрын
@@MasterZebulin BBEG: Should have gotten rearranged *UNO REVERSE CARD*
@thegrimbeeper7462
@thegrimbeeper7462 3 жыл бұрын
Instead of using searing smite, a bard can use 10th level magical secrets to learn banishing smite
@99sonder
@99sonder 3 жыл бұрын
Oh! that's a good point. While he could use a 9th level spell slot to Searing smite with 9d6 damage, he only has one of those, which is already used on Absorb elements. Settling for a 8th level Searing Smite would make it 8d6, maxing out at 48. Whereas Banishing smite is 5d10, maxing out at 50, and that's only a 5th level slot
@MarkATorres1989
@MarkATorres1989 3 жыл бұрын
So you literally punched them out of existence? - Nice.
@itwasidio1736
@itwasidio1736 3 жыл бұрын
@@99sonder The gender of the bard doesn't matter at this point, they were simply a stand-up comedian who now wields infinite power by accident. So basically Seinfeld.
@NibbleMyKibble
@NibbleMyKibble 3 жыл бұрын
@@itwasidio1736 what are you talking about?
@edward9487
@edward9487 2 жыл бұрын
@@itwasidio1736 No, it's just some random kid who told one joke, got booed, some guy walked up and tried to a throw a punch, aaaaand that's why you don't punch kids. They punch back.
@Llurr-e9n
@Llurr-e9n 3 жыл бұрын
cutting your arm off for +1 to damage is such a powermove
@personontheinternet5331
@personontheinternet5331 3 жыл бұрын
+2
@abowlofguacamole8558
@abowlofguacamole8558 3 жыл бұрын
@@personontheinternet5331 same thing
@evolutionarydeadend6812
@evolutionarydeadend6812 2 жыл бұрын
You gain a pretty handy weapon
@whiteout560
@whiteout560 Жыл бұрын
DM -Is it really worth it? -YES
@ashbanasiak9385
@ashbanasiak9385 Жыл бұрын
Doesn’t anyone realize you could just take off the glove instead of unarming yourself
@nightcoreakane2410
@nightcoreakane2410 3 жыл бұрын
If someone cut off their right hand to obtain the Hand of Vecna, then I would feel pretty bad for them...because it goes on your left wrist.
@pungoblin9377
@pungoblin9377 3 жыл бұрын
They were just preparing to not use the other gauntlet in the armor as a second weapon! Yes, yeah, that works, it’s true!
@gutomeuren
@gutomeuren 3 жыл бұрын
-"why one of your hands is upside down?" -"I put on the hand of Vecna the wrong way" -"and why you don't cut it out and put it back on again?" -"IT FREAKING HURTS!!!"
@objectiveice573
@objectiveice573 3 жыл бұрын
nah nah nah they can just use the hand's magic to turn it into a right hand
@lagg1e
@lagg1e 3 жыл бұрын
See, that's why he cut off the other arm as well.
@eldinoor7072
@eldinoor7072 3 жыл бұрын
@@gutomeuren See... The issue with that is if the hand is severed from ypur body after it has been graphed on via attunent... You die. But that is a funny skit either way!!
@TrickyIsZaone
@TrickyIsZaone 3 жыл бұрын
Blaine: "You could easily do more than 50000 damage" The Screen: "50 million"
@trappyboi8678
@trappyboi8678 3 жыл бұрын
It is more than 50000, technically.
@micaelgarcia1576
@micaelgarcia1576 3 жыл бұрын
It's not 50 million, it's 50.000,0000 so 50 thousand with 4 decimal marks
@718jef
@718jef 3 жыл бұрын
Its over 9000
@TheWickedSlayer
@TheWickedSlayer 3 жыл бұрын
Theirs 8 zeroes which actually maxes it 100 million
@person_who_likes_games3826
@person_who_likes_games3826 3 жыл бұрын
i think thats the joke
@Jakepofbello
@Jakepofbello 3 жыл бұрын
This build: I can one shot anything Me: *laugh's in ranged*
@mikedanielespeja6128
@mikedanielespeja6128 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, but what if I use a good portion of that punching power into throwing? Sure I can't fire NEARLY as much damage, but big rock is still big rock.
@emilianorios4761
@emilianorios4761 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikedanielespeja6128 punch a rock and send the shrapnel after them
@vxicepickxv
@vxicepickxv 3 жыл бұрын
It's probably easier to laugh in Tromokrasis, because you still have to hit it 4 more times.
@siegfried1422
@siegfried1422 3 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in dimension door*
@idontneedtoexplainmyself6346
@idontneedtoexplainmyself6346 3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in Satyr monk
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna play a bard of whispers who's being slowly driven more insane and paranoid by the whispers of fear and terror that echo through his head. He's going to get gradually more paranoid as the game goes on, collecting weapons and magic items and armor, anything that might increase his chances of survival. And then he'll unveil his final plan; he's had this idea since level 10, when he started to dive into the paranoia for real, but never openly stated it because "Someone's listening..." And then he pushes everyone away, and hides at his bug-out hole with this fist pointed at the door.
@robindabank467
@robindabank467 3 жыл бұрын
that sounds amazing, let's just hope your party can lure the old man who can ONE SHOT a continent out and not die... maybe the "too much resist" genasi paladin can survive a punch with the help of the party... and every tavern this side of the of the BBEG
@dreadnaughtswake
@dreadnaughtswake 3 жыл бұрын
Grave domain was introduced in Xanathar’s Guide; the domain from the DMG is Death domain. Just saying there’s a difference.
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 3 жыл бұрын
Hades explaining how he's the god of the underworld, not the god of death b like:
@klusternider6540
@klusternider6540 3 жыл бұрын
@@defensivekobra3873 Aye, I'll drink to that
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 3 жыл бұрын
@@klusternider6540 aye, and practice healthy drinking habits, you don't want to end up in hades
@Ker-f4o
@Ker-f4o 3 жыл бұрын
@@defensivekobra3873 I mean; If you and Hades are both into it, why judge?
@Aaa-bi8ly
@Aaa-bi8ly 2 жыл бұрын
Hades: *angry babysitter of the dead noises*
@burghleyimeanberdly6513
@burghleyimeanberdly6513 3 жыл бұрын
Literally anything after getting hit by this: *Disintegrates as shockwaves distort reality itself*
@mythologyfreakmythologyfre8399
@mythologyfreakmythologyfre8399 3 жыл бұрын
Welp, the most powerful punch in dnd is by a character with NO levels in monk
@tauronmitronion377
@tauronmitronion377 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, monks' DPS capabilities come from getting a bunch of attacks, not one single good attack.
@Jamstaro1
@Jamstaro1 3 жыл бұрын
@@tauronmitronion377 so... what's the most damage we can do in 1 turn ... I need to know how many full grown terasques I can orphan
@conduit64
@conduit64 3 жыл бұрын
@@tauronmitronion377 Monk and DPS don't really belong in the same sentence, literally every other martial class out strip them in damage output by a wide margin. Which is why most Monks end up being little more than Stunning Strike spammers at higher levels.
@tauronmitronion377
@tauronmitronion377 3 жыл бұрын
@@conduit64 At higher levels, yeah. At low levels, though, monks have great DPS, especially if their DEX is good. They have the possibility of doing a second and third attack before any other class (other than two- weapon fighting). It is weird, because that priority does change as the other classes outstrip them in damage.
@weepingwalnut
@weepingwalnut 3 жыл бұрын
@@tauronmitronion377 yeah, at a level 5 monk, you can pretty easily get an average dps of 30 damage a turn with no fancy plays or crits required, just straight punching.
@detectivekeeboy7029
@detectivekeeboy7029 3 жыл бұрын
Finally, my Dragonborn fighter can achieve his true power!
@baustin_cooks
@baustin_cooks 3 жыл бұрын
Ty Lun: OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
@Jawsomest
@Jawsomest 3 жыл бұрын
The half orc fighter who did the same thing but isnt dragonborn : B O N K !
@commanderblackheart5856
@commanderblackheart5856 3 жыл бұрын
4:30 The hand of vecna needs to be attached to the left arm, if the hand is removed from the player, they die instantly. The bard you made in the video died before he made the punch;You where killed by your own hubris
@Aaa-bi8ly
@Aaa-bi8ly 2 жыл бұрын
Then replace every use of right hand in the video with left hand and vice-versa
@Leon-tq6qh
@Leon-tq6qh 3 жыл бұрын
almost* triples damage, but not quite
@hojdoj3567
@hojdoj3567 3 жыл бұрын
This makes me wanna make an item that activates when you die. When you die, before dying you deal your maximum damage possible to the foe that slayed you. I call it "dying strike token"
@Llurr-e9n
@Llurr-e9n 3 жыл бұрын
This is easily abused if you are at a level were resurrection magic is readily available.
@hojdoj3567
@hojdoj3567 3 жыл бұрын
@@Llurr-e9n then i can makr it so you can not be ressurected by ANY means. GAME OVER!
@lukelblitz3627
@lukelblitz3627 3 жыл бұрын
@@Llurr-e9n if resurrection magic is so easily available to the point you can just throw it away like tic-tacs for damage,then there's no real point in balancing anymore,is there?
@joshuahendershot196
@joshuahendershot196 3 жыл бұрын
@@hojdoj3567 That or you could make the Dying strike token consumable and it goes away after use(or at least the magical properties fade)
@hojdoj3567
@hojdoj3567 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuahendershot196 i was also thinking about that
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 3 жыл бұрын
Also side note: Booming blade requires the weapon used for the spell to be a simple or martial weapon worth at least 1 sp, something yo' fist aint (unless we count the gloves, but they are still considered an unarmed strike) And similarly dueling would not work becuase it requires you to *hold* the weapon in one hand. Your weapon *is* your hand, it completely covers it So that removes 4*8*2 and 2*2 damage respectively Not that you are gonna ever edit the video to fix those two small misstakes, and the overall damage is still fine
@iododendron3416
@iododendron3416 3 жыл бұрын
But what if you hold the left arm you cut off in your right hand?
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 3 жыл бұрын
@@iododendron3416 that would be an improvised weapon, not an unarmed strike
@Lycaon1765
@Lycaon1765 3 жыл бұрын
Also pretty sure you can't smite with unarmed strikes unless you have natural weapons.
@ultimaterecoil1136
@ultimaterecoil1136 3 жыл бұрын
@@iododendron3416 imagine dying by someone ripping off their own arm and smacking you with it
@iododendron3416
@iododendron3416 3 жыл бұрын
@@ultimaterecoil1136 that would be quite a flesh wound.
@backonlazer791
@backonlazer791 3 жыл бұрын
Yey, my comment made an appearance =D I'd like to point out (again) that any Aasimar can add their level's worth of damage to their attack using their racial feature (Necrotic Shroud, Radiant Soul, or Radiant Consumption), which at level 20 is more than the 16 (maxed 2d8) damage from the Half-Orc's Savage Attacks and Orcish Fury feat. Unlike for Goblins, size doesn't matter ;)
@ProudAFDhater
@ProudAFDhater Жыл бұрын
"And yeah that's deffenetly true, but you'll never hear me talking about pathfinder for that exeact same reason" *2hours ago, uploads a video about pathfinder*
@МаксБелов-в3е
@МаксБелов-в3е 3 жыл бұрын
Challenge: make monoclas ranger as powerful as possible
@CGoalFC33
@CGoalFC33 3 жыл бұрын
Easy gloom stalker
@Liliana_the_ghost_cat
@Liliana_the_ghost_cat 3 жыл бұрын
Make sure to specify a mono class ranger as powerfull as possible, a 19 level cleric and 1 level ranger is tecnicaly a ranger you know
@techpriestemily
@techpriestemily 3 жыл бұрын
@@Liliana_the_ghost_cat Yep, that was my first idea. Just 1 ranger level, and 19 in something like Paladin. Too easy, needs monoclass.
@Liliana_the_ghost_cat
@Liliana_the_ghost_cat 3 жыл бұрын
@@techpriestemily yes
@greyborg3846
@greyborg3846 3 жыл бұрын
@@techpriestemily I would just say that it needs more levels of ranger than it has of anything else.
@mrunknown138
@mrunknown138 3 жыл бұрын
Eldritch claw tattoo adds some extra damage to a unarmed strike
@TaismoFanBoy
@TaismoFanBoy 3 жыл бұрын
I'm curious what the highest CONSISTENT damage dealable per strike (not necessarily unarmed) is. Anything that you could do every round the exact same way for like, over 10 rounds at least.
@tomc.5704
@tomc.5704 3 жыл бұрын
Hm...per strike....10 strikes over 10 turns... Abusing Paladin's Divine Smite for 5d8 might work, but it limits you to melee attacks and requires spell slots I favor a maxed out Rogue's sneak attack (10d6) with Oathbow (3d6, advantage on every attack) and Blood Fury Tattoo (4d6, exactly 10 charges). You could also pick up magic initiate for Hunter's Mark or Hex (1d6) You could load up on Arrows of Slaying (potential 6d10) With just that (and 20 dex) you've got advantage to hit and 18d6 + 6d10 + 5 damage. Average of 101 damage, max of 341 damage on a crit. You also still have your race, feats, subclass, and another attunement slot to play with.
@tomc.5704
@tomc.5704 3 жыл бұрын
But if you're just trying to cause sustained destruction, cast Gate to summon a Tarrasque or similar destructive force. That's our 9th level spell, no concentration cause we don't need to keep the gate open. Do literally whatever you want with the rest of your build.
@CanisMythson
@CanisMythson 3 жыл бұрын
If you wanna go a route that doesn't even involve magical weapons, go Swash Rogue 3/Blade Bard 15/Paladin 2. Dueling and Defense fighting styles. Take Shadow Blade as a magical secret, cast at 8th level for a basic weapon that does 5d8+dex on a hit, add 2d6 sneak attack and either 1d6 or 1d12 to it from Blade Flourish, and do defensive flourish so your AC goes up. Divine Smite adds additional 5d8 because you have a bajillion spell slots free. Then you have the Shield, Counterspell, and Absorb Elements spells on hold. You can't do consistent damage, if you are dead, so defense is something that can't be ignored. Assuming medium armor, shield, no feats, this guy can if you spend a Bardic Inspiriation on your slash and cast the Shield spell against something that inexplicably hits the 32, reach an AC of 37, or at minimum 26 if you rolled bad on the bardic. But the great thing is you can still go 27-32 without spending inspirations. Then counterspell to deal with nasty spells, absorb elements to tank energy attacks and boost your damage even further. Or you can swap Absorb Elements and instead take Steel Wind Strike for a better way to handle larger groups of enemies.
@TaismoFanBoy
@TaismoFanBoy 3 жыл бұрын
@@CanisMythson You can't really maintain a flourish per round for 10+ rounds when you only get Charisma mod number of flourishes (they cost bardics). I was KINDA also trying to avoid smites since your particular build gives 16 spellcaster levels, which means your smites will only do 5d8 for 8 rounds, not 10+, then they start doing less and petering out. It takes 18 spellcaster levels to do it for 10 rounds exactly.
@pink_parade2900
@pink_parade2900 3 жыл бұрын
I recently made a lvl 12 bugbear pact of the blade hexblade with a glaive. I have lifedrinker, thirsting blade and improved pact weapon. Great weapon master with 20 charisma means that I can have +10 to damage while still having +5 to attack rolls. Using hexblades curse for +4 damage meaning with great weapon mater that's +20 damage. I cast hold person for auto crit, attack twice per round for an average per round of 102. Plus if you need even more damage you can trigger eldritch smite. For quality of life I have my race and weapon for a reach of 15 feet and sentinel so no one can escape even if I'm out of spell slots.
@braydentaylor8613
@braydentaylor8613 3 жыл бұрын
Do you realize that the inflict wounds spell can be used because the hands count as weapons? This could add a few hundred more damage to the build.
@qwell1170
@qwell1170 3 жыл бұрын
It seems you missed the unarmed fighting style from the fighter. It boosts your unarmed strikes to a d6, unless you have both hands free, which boosts it to a d8.
@joshuahendershot196
@joshuahendershot196 3 жыл бұрын
Another magic item that would make this build even stronger potentially as I'm not sure how many of these items are attunement but there's the Gloves of Soul Catching from Candlekeep Mysteries "Your Constitution score is 20 while you wear these gloves. This property of the gloves has no effect on you if your Constitution is already 20 or higher. After making a successful unarmed strike while wearing these gloves, you can use the gloves to deal an extra 2d10 force damage to the target(which would become 4d10 on a crit), and you regain a number of hit points equal to the force damage dealt. Alternatively, instead of regaining hit points in this way, you can choose to gain advantage on one attack roll, ability check, or saving throw you make before the end of your next turn."
@Nutellla
@Nutellla 3 жыл бұрын
i thought one punch man held a glass of punch in the thumbnail, could have been funny.
@sardonicfantasie3875
@sardonicfantasie3875 3 жыл бұрын
After a bit of research, I found that the potion of giant size would actually affect all damage dice, not just the ones granted by the weapon itself. Which if true, would about triple the final total
@RoninCatholic
@RoninCatholic 3 жыл бұрын
"d100 is banned because _randomness_ is annoying" D&D and randomness go hand in hand.
@DragmaWanderer
@DragmaWanderer 2 жыл бұрын
Unless you cut off both hands.
@RoninCatholic
@RoninCatholic 2 жыл бұрын
@@DragmaWanderer Even if you need to hold the die with two wrist stumps to pick it up and roll it, there's no D&D without wildly swinging randomness and unpredictability.
@DragmaWanderer
@DragmaWanderer 2 жыл бұрын
@@RoninCatholic i can see my sense of humor is still intact. I confused my old group as well.
@smexy_man
@smexy_man 3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to imagine a whole city's worth of people panicking whilst the one handed bard starts chanting spells and chugging potions in the corner
@palmzyplayz8495
@palmzyplayz8495 3 жыл бұрын
nice vid Blaine
@dausefulmarker
@dausefulmarker 3 жыл бұрын
just wait till that person uses their bonus action to attack again
@vanishl.2693
@vanishl.2693 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly they can’t since they had to lob off one arm to make it work forcing two weapon fighting to no longer work.
@bread468
@bread468 2 жыл бұрын
@@vanishl.2693 the necromancer artificer: guess who has 20 other mechanical skele arms
@vanishl.2693
@vanishl.2693 2 жыл бұрын
@@bread468 Jerry?
@killianmcintyre5128
@killianmcintyre5128 3 жыл бұрын
In the wise words of the most knowledgeable scholar: Now that’s a lot of damage
@XpGrinder73
@XpGrinder73 3 жыл бұрын
I enjoy doing max builds and when people make them I absolutely love to challenge them, so when you do your max builds I love to test them and try to see if there is anything that could be improved upon, but I can't see anything you could do to increase this at all with your rule set.
@smokr23
@smokr23 3 жыл бұрын
You could replace booming blade with Death Touch, the new Dark Gift out of Ravenloft. On a crit, 8d10 necrotic vs 6d8 thunder. Maxed out and doubled to 160 vs 96 for 64 additional damage.
@MaeljinRajah
@MaeljinRajah 3 жыл бұрын
I'm making a Bard and I'm taking this punch dynamic and applying it to a pelvic thrust instead
@quincybriley4113
@quincybriley4113 3 жыл бұрын
It's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane.
@runescape79809391
@runescape79809391 3 жыл бұрын
"More than triple the damage" 414 * 3 > 1230
@albertovite23
@albertovite23 3 жыл бұрын
i was looking for this comment
@harrybradbrook2648
@harrybradbrook2648 3 жыл бұрын
I love your videos and I loved the original video of this.
@bepisthescienceman4202
@bepisthescienceman4202 3 жыл бұрын
What do mean a giant can't punch someone in the groin
@exorider1262
@exorider1262 3 жыл бұрын
Another good item to use for this could be crawler mucus. Just smear a dose on the outside of a glove or have small breakable pouches that you can crush and then touch them with. If they fail a Con save of 13 they become paralyzed. This allows you to make your attack at advantage and if it hits while you’re next to them it is an automatic critical hit. So for basically 200gp you can just guarantee critical hits (If they fail the Con save) for pretty much your entire turn. Which is crazy especially because it can last up to a minute if they keep failing the save at the end of their turns, but god help you if whatever you’re fighting lasts more than one round with this build.
@lapislazuli9961
@lapislazuli9961 3 жыл бұрын
"1,230 damage. That more than triples the amount from our last video" 414x3=1242 I'm starting to question blaine's math
@necronwarlord9188
@necronwarlord9188 3 жыл бұрын
Also that thing with dealing more damage in pathfinder, this is in no way the highest damage you could get in 5e. Using other features you could do way more if you weren't limited to punches
@Mr.HootieHooRDK
@Mr.HootieHooRDK 3 жыл бұрын
You do a great job and you have a nice voice to listen to.
@geoff3864
@geoff3864 2 жыл бұрын
I noticed that music Blaine. As soon as you started talking about dragons you start playing the dragon maid music. 10/10
@SpiderWaffle
@SpiderWaffle 3 жыл бұрын
3:21 On a crit: Savage attacks would add 8, orcish fury would add 8+8, for 24 total. a d6 from martial adept is 6+6. for 36 total. You add the Orcish Fury die twice when you crit.
@at_
@at_ 3 жыл бұрын
I was frightened when one of my players sent me this video and said he’s going to try and pull this off **Starts deleting every opportunity to obtain any of the used magic items**
@vxicepickxv
@vxicepickxv 3 жыл бұрын
The hand is an artifact, so that's a start.
@CommanderNixon
@CommanderNixon 3 жыл бұрын
I like how after he puts on the hand of vecna it never leaves any of the characters he voices possession
@knightslime7993
@knightslime7993 3 жыл бұрын
Can you make the character absurdly overpowered
@_Tzer
@_Tzer 2 жыл бұрын
5:43 in 5th edition anyways cuz it don't have an epic handbook designed to deal with one punch man.
@alexandrenineoclockgoudrea7482
@alexandrenineoclockgoudrea7482 3 жыл бұрын
4:30 DM: you know you can just claim you put your other hand in your pocket or that you simply don't use it or whatever Player: Nahhh too confusing lemme chop that right off
@Cloud-jz5zx
@Cloud-jz5zx 3 жыл бұрын
2:03 “cut your right hand off” *cuts off left hand*
@finth0078
@finth0078 3 жыл бұрын
Since bards can cast Hold Person, you can pretty much guarantee a critical hit with this build. You won't achieve this theoretical max in an actual campaign, but you can get pretty close. All you're missing is probably some items and max dice rolls. Nice.
@oblivion715
@oblivion715 3 жыл бұрын
The word "Full Tarasque" implies there's a such thing as a Half Tarasque.
@backonlazer791
@backonlazer791 3 жыл бұрын
Max hp Tarrasque has 990 hit points, so technically the default Tarrasque is the Half Tarrasque with 676 hp?
@oblivion715
@oblivion715 3 жыл бұрын
@@backonlazer791 I meant in the vein half-elves and half-orcs.
@backonlazer791
@backonlazer791 3 жыл бұрын
@@oblivion715 I see. I blame the Bard, then.
@EvanFarshadow
@EvanFarshadow 3 жыл бұрын
Aasimar could do better than Half Orc cuz it does the Goblin thing, but can do it for 1 minute instead of one use, and has no size requirement
@mutantcube1737
@mutantcube1737 3 жыл бұрын
However it doesn't do the same one turn damage you look for in the video
@happycamper7265
@happycamper7265 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting!
@ammonbergevin5302
@ammonbergevin5302 3 жыл бұрын
Eyo nice to see absorb elements getting some use
@domcyber263
@domcyber263 2 жыл бұрын
Player- does this DM- The creature stands back up, has full health, and now has mystic actions
@bobfrank9267
@bobfrank9267 3 жыл бұрын
Welp we chopped off our left arm so we have one weapon and died because we detached the hand of vecna. What do we break next for our new character?
@htree5570
@htree5570 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, all of the damage
@gaidencastro9706
@gaidencastro9706 2 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind that Siatama can do all of this without a mummy fist.
@duukm
@duukm Жыл бұрын
Funny to see he thought he was never going to talk about pathfinder, yet he just uploaded a pathfinder video
@CadenceOfLife
@CadenceOfLife 3 жыл бұрын
In all honesty, I don't think I would count the psychic blades as part of your "punch" exactly...
@professionalsleeper6281
@professionalsleeper6281 3 жыл бұрын
Ok no one fret, because if you dont care about the whole "Punch" rule or dont want to deal with magic items, here you go. Fallen aasimar weapon: pike Feats: Piercer Heavy weapon master Martial adept Stats: (16, 10,14,8,14,14) Classes (same as vid): 15 whispers bard 1 hexblade warlock 2 Paladin 2 Grave cleric (though if you are a bit lenient on saving throws, get contaigon for one of your magical secrets for bard and go for stars druid for an extra 1d8 +wis) All crit, max hit Aasimar: +20 Pike: 2d10 +1d10(piercer) Heavy weapon master: +10 Martial adept: 2d6 + 1d6 (piercer) Strength bonus: +3 Whispers bard psychic blades: 16d6 Hexblade's curse: +6 Divine smite: 10d8 Grave cleric: vulnerability Booming blade: 6d8 9th level searing smite: 18d6 8th level absorb elements: 16d6 that combined is 2 * (3d10 + 3d6 + 16d6 + 10d8 + 6d8 + 18d6 + 16d6 + 3 + 6 + 10 + 20) 2 * (3d10 + 53d6 + 16d8 +39) That is, on average: 626 damage Maximum: 1030 damage So yeah you dont need all those magic items THAT bad
@fireballin1717
@fireballin1717 3 жыл бұрын
Love the doc. Though, manual of bodily health, unsure if you can get the benefit more than once. Though that's up to interpretation. Still amazing work.
@Leon-tq6qh
@Leon-tq6qh 3 жыл бұрын
something something punch line
@quincybriley4113
@quincybriley4113 3 жыл бұрын
And then the oath of redemption paladin, whose buddy, you just caved in their skull, laughs in "rebuke the violence" and you get a taste of your own medicine.
@evansmith2832
@evansmith2832 3 жыл бұрын
Sneak attack is something that can be controlled for with familiars. Also assuming max rolls completely ignores features that improve rolls like assassinate etc. And aasimar will give the same damage as goblin without the size restriction
@gaburelmesmo3824
@gaburelmesmo3824 3 жыл бұрын
6:30 "Numenera is pretty bad, A Fourth tier Glaive would only do about 40 damage on a good day"
@DNDNDumbness
@DNDNDumbness Жыл бұрын
Talks about Grave Domain, shows Dungeons Master's Guide
@legendsofsparta
@legendsofsparta 3 жыл бұрын
ive seen theoretical damage from a tabaxi monk hit well over 30,000 damage if your using damage increse with momentum similar to falling damage because the tabxi got for its speed for one round was over 1 mile a second
@byrondobbie763
@byrondobbie763 Жыл бұрын
Imagine an NPC who is known as invincible as they spent decades bringing this punch into reality
@SpiderWaffle
@SpiderWaffle 3 жыл бұрын
It would be better to get 5 more levels of warlock, The Undead , for Eldritch Smite instead of Whispers Bard (yes you can Eldritch smite and Divine smite). You'd gain 4d8 (32 dice damage) and only lose 3d6 + 2d6 (30 dice damage) from Psychic Blades and absorb elements reduced. The undead will give you 1d8 extra damage, and only lose 6 damage from hexblade. 40 total dice damage, goes x4 for 160, you lose 30*4+6=126, 160-126=34 more total damage. You still could use magical secrets for Banishing Smite. If there was a punching magical weapon that did a d8 piercing damage, you could add the +1 to it from improved pact weapon and then also add in a d8 from the piercer feat on the crit.
@dannysangree6304
@dannysangree6304 3 жыл бұрын
Big brain blaine released a new video!
@_Tzer
@_Tzer 2 жыл бұрын
just use two hands, grab dual wielding instead of dueling and a knuckle duster in one hand other raw and now you can combo things into oblivion unchop off. Technically using two weapons thus two weapon fighting giving you a bonus action and now everyone wants to do a paladin monk multiclass.
@nina9565
@nina9565 3 жыл бұрын
People talking about being able to create super broken combos in pathfinder like that's a good thing.
@luizbento6240
@luizbento6240 3 жыл бұрын
Blaine:I can kill anything with one punch Me:*lautghs in in flak turet 88*
@tomkerruish2982
@tomkerruish2982 3 жыл бұрын
2:01 Haven't checked all the comments, but I'm surprised that no one's pointed out that the Hand of Vecna is a left hand (it does seem to (maybe) be drawn that way in the video, incidentally) and can only replace a left hand (RAW). Edit: would a rakshasa need to do this, since their hands are reversed?
@Victor-056
@Victor-056 3 жыл бұрын
...One Punch Kobold... Geez, can you imagine a Kobold going through what Saitama does?
@that_one_kitsune9365
@that_one_kitsune9365 23 күн бұрын
Callback to this video from three years in the future! It would be fascinating to see how the numbers differ with the new 2024 rulebooks.
@allerasthesphinx7184
@allerasthesphinx7184 3 жыл бұрын
We’ll have to cut our left hand off to benefit from the dueling fighting style. The hand of vecna which can only be on the left hand -_-
@Dragonfire-ir5ln
@Dragonfire-ir5ln 2 жыл бұрын
So apparently in order to become an unstoppable murderer you need to chop off both arms, then chop off one of your new arms AGAIN
@Corvothing24
@Corvothing24 3 жыл бұрын
I fucking died at ‘we cut our left arm off for +2 damage’
@spar117maschief8
@spar117maschief8 3 жыл бұрын
Huh, I thought that a Tabaxi or Tortle would be better for punching cause claws. But I guess the armor gets in the so that makes sense.
@samanbouniady
@samanbouniady 2 жыл бұрын
Rather than a smite spell, 11th bard can gain Tenser’s Transformation which has more die and they’re bigger.
@emberthefox4951
@emberthefox4951 3 жыл бұрын
I ran through the numbers and I have a calculation to enhance this build: Yeah those numbers are big I genuinely couldn't think of much beyond using a lucky die that likes high rolls or using the cursed d100.
@kiwikiwi1586
@kiwikiwi1586 3 жыл бұрын
Create a evil wizard that can only use 1 lightning spell with his ULNIMITED POWERRR
@psychadelic_enigma5966
@psychadelic_enigma5966 3 жыл бұрын
Do you have advice for making a true Psion in 5e D&D? I've done Abberrant mind Sorcerer with Psionic based spells and Great old one Warlock with psionic based Spells/invocations and i was wondering if you had a better build in mind.
@cosmicblooper6264
@cosmicblooper6264 3 жыл бұрын
I'd be up for a math stream where you did the math for stuff like friends and the D100
@finalfox6323
@finalfox6323 3 жыл бұрын
Why don’t you also use spells via spell scrolls. Also would the feat great weapons master work for the gauntlets on the demon armor.
@itwasidio1736
@itwasidio1736 3 жыл бұрын
Inflict Wounds: All this time... I'm still here.
@aaronjones3053
@aaronjones3053 2 жыл бұрын
The wish spell: i’m bout’ to end this man’s whole career
@Falcon-doing-doodles
@Falcon-doing-doodles 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure this wouldn't just kill bosses, it would also kill reality
@StrangerDanger3279
@StrangerDanger3279 3 жыл бұрын
Ohhh now I wanna do this build and just punch nothing and see what my DM makes my punch do when I'm just punching not actually hitting anything
@finth0078
@finth0078 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh I'm literally making almost this exact build, just not optimized fully for lots of damage. Bard 13/Paladin 7.
@jeanzyx1707
@jeanzyx1707 2 жыл бұрын
our magician made +5'000 damage by turning into a giant beluga, jumping from a flying castle and crushing on top of a fire-giant
@jeanzyx1707
@jeanzyx1707 2 жыл бұрын
in the same way, you could create a giant tower of adamantium and make her crush into an ennemi by heating the right spot with one punch
@Aykrai
@Aykrai 3 жыл бұрын
You put Kaede's shield in the pile, Nice.
@umbral-r8c
@umbral-r8c 3 жыл бұрын
this video : just do this the person who actually did this: I SEE NO GOD UP HERE OTHER THAN *M E*
@PaladinGear15
@PaladinGear15 3 жыл бұрын
I can't remember the details really, but there used to be a subclass called like "the plague wizard" or something along those lines, where as soon as you took a level in it, you no longer suffered any negative effects from disease, and also there was a disease you could contract when something enrages you for a long period of time which would cause your con modifier to decrease like -2 every day, and your strength modifier increases by 2 each day, and the disease couldn't be cured until after whatever caused your character to become enraged has been resolved (such as killing the person who enraged you) so as a plague wizard you could get the disease and simply never cure it, increasing your strength by +2 stacking over and over and over infinitely, never dying from con loss because you suffer no penalties for being sick, so give it like a year and your character would become strong enough to tear off the tarrasque's head in one round as your strength has risen to 740.
@eyesoftomorrow6647
@eyesoftomorrow6647 3 жыл бұрын
You could add the death touch effect to turn the basic unarmed strike into 1d10 necrotic but I am not sure if that counts as a boon or not
@dogsareawesome6663
@dogsareawesome6663 3 жыл бұрын
*One punch man theme starts BLASTING*
@Ikventum
@Ikventum 3 жыл бұрын
I had just rewatched the original
@Nili_42
@Nili_42 3 жыл бұрын
You could theoretically raise your str. Stat even more by reading more books. So infinite damage here we go.
@Shattered_Entertainment
@Shattered_Entertainment 3 жыл бұрын
The issue here is setup good luck with the multiple turn setup
@wraitheory
@wraitheory 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO BBEG defeated by the time your character's ready to unleash. In frustration, punches the ground for a meteor styled TPK.
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