THE NEW XBOX (toaster) REVEALED

[@rosiefletcher]

“Ah, a good April’s Fools,” said my addled brain on this, the third of June.

[@Peter_The_Great]

An April Fools joke but not played until a few months later. I would have never seen it coming.

[@irishwarlock]

They had it ready for April Fools but forgot to set the video to public

[@Peter_The_Great]

@@irishwarlock what!!! And left us non-members in the dark!

[@irishwarlock]

@@Peter_The_Great I assume you're making a joke, but just to be safe I am being sarcastic

[@Peter_The_Great]

@@irishwarlockI assumed it was a joke. Thus my slightly exaggerated response. (but I DID check to see if there were comments from April... just incase you were serious)

[@elwood750]

big "games are back" energy

[@jmgriffee]

Toast is back!

[@micahnewby7964]

Games are not, in fact, back, sooooo toaster!!

[@MrMBinder]

Games are baked.

[@AdrianColley]

When the warranty expires, it will burn a red ring of death onto your bread.

[@scottlil01]

Why yes, I have just watched a video of three people making and then eating toast, and I was still entertained by it.

[@AdrianColley]

Was it a special kind of bread? No. Did they add anything interesting to the toast? No. Did they do anything remarkable with the bread, before or after toasting? Still no. Was there anything happening during the toasting process? It counted down from 100. Well then. Entertainment for the whole family.

[@Renanbso]

I'd watch these 3 queuing in the post office, they're that entertaining

[@toratio8547]

Another step on the road to their mukbang channel

[@Michael_Lindell]

outsidebreadbox?

[@irishwarlock]

👏👏👏👏

[@Peter_The_Great]

Now THAT is the quality of pun I want.

[@Brasc]

Sir, I award you this Like and the Internet for the next 1.5 hours.

[@otterblau5253]

New cooking channel

[@BogeyTheBear]

Now we need a review of a PlayStation egg cooker by Outside Eggstra.

[@bobbyfernando]

Aw, it's been a _real_ while since the last time y'all just sat together in the kitchen, doing vaguely food-related stuff. What a throwback!

[@toratio8547]

And nobody poisoned themselves with nutmeg, so it’s their most successful to date

[@mirainikki7681]

My thoughts exactly, missed these types of vids fr

[@Michael_Lindell]

This machine can make your bread go from Microsoft to Macrohard!

[@katfromthekong414]

Boooooo 😂

[@toratio8547]

Microhard feels like a sick burn

[@TurbanatorUK]

Well, at least it might fit in the large slot provided...

[@thepurplemarauder]

Booooooooo, you ALMOST got a downwote for that .

[@ryangale3757]

This is funnier than it has any right to be.

[@chrisworsley8836]

"An extra long slot for your hot hard bread" is what I got from that.... So a pretty effective review...

[@PLAYER_42069]

"The only Xbox you can insert stuff into - Mike Channel, Outside Xbox" - The irony being Mike used to be a hardware reviewer before being hired by OX. It all comes full circle!

[@Peter_The_Great]

Waiting for a version of Skyrim you can play on this toaster.

[@salihburakisik501]

Damn you beat me to it 😂

[@Arianainthedark]

Hey, we have smart toasters with built in speakers now. We'll probably get that before Elder Scrolls 6. 😂

[@dustinmillar120]

Oh it's coming haha

[@dominichoughton8119]

Someone's probably already got it to play Doom.

[@georginalouise95]

My Xbox one gets hot enough to toast bread and I can play games on it, Microsoft is just recycling ideas at this point

[@lisah-p8474]

1:52 "It's got an extra long slot..." "You've got an extra long slot..." 😅 My exact reaction upon hearing Mike say that. I'm glad I can always count on Andy to voice my inner 12 year old boy.

[@rocketrooster2410]

Send some toast to Luke and don't tell him anything. 😂

[@LegendaryTalesandTrails]

I like this idea😂

[@ethanlappin]

It doesn't run BG3, but weirdly it does run Skyrim

[@WavingWorld]

Can it run DOOM?

[@ethanlappin]

@@WavingWorld I think there are calculators these days that could probably run Doom

[@TommyWuh]

Jane seems exactly the type of person who will set the toaster to 1 with nothing in to pre-heat the coils to get consistent toasting between rounds of toast

[@DrBrangar]

A bagel button is to only turn on one set of elements, so only the inside gets toasted.

[@Peter_The_Great]

Ooh, great point

[@Squibby_fyro]

Is this a standard thing amongst toasters?

[@TheHct123]

​@Squibby_fyro a lot of newer toasters, newer being probably post-2005? have it iirc. It probably existed before then too. Probably cheap toasters still don't have it, but yeah its so easy to implement that it's pretty common now!

[@RobinWatson27]

In New Zealand (and I presume other commonwealth, Queen-thumbed nations), it's called the 'crumpet' button

[@marhawkman303]

@@RobinWatson27 Also, some dishes made using toast actually want only one side of bread toasted too.

[@KERMiTtehDOG]

One day there will be 7 xbox themed kitchen appliances.

[@GarmrKiDar]

but everything changed when the PlayStation roomba attacked

[@sabretoo]

7 for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone

[@dastvan8002]

What's next an Xbox One VHS player?

[@TurbanatorUK]

Great, 7 Hor-boxes were created, but by sheer fluke, during the seventh being created, an eighth was found inside (probably an Eggsbox boiler)

[@matthewheaven7889]

I wouldn't be surprised if they make a X box waffle maker.

[@SetsuneW]

I think you're onto something with that cloud toasting idea. Knowing that anywhere, anytime, I can command a piece of bread to be made hot and hard, that's real power.

[@BragiTales]

I mean: This is supposed to be a toaster but i feel like they roasted it.

[@toratio8547]

Roasted and toastered!

[@Jesus_Student]

It's the new Xbox series T.

[@bugwandis]

Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn't Stop To Think If They Should.

[@ryanwillingham]

hello from redmond washington!! not sure whether i should apologize or not for our hand in creating the xbox toaster, but if it's any consolation, it made for an entertaining video :)

[@DragonAceSg7]

Usually, bagel settings don't toast as hot on the side of the bagel that isn't cut, the outside, I think. That's what ours does. My grandma had a long toaster like this, well, it wasn't Xbox but it was that shape/style.

[@sacrificiallamb4568]

SEGA?

[@Awesome_Force]

Toastpass platinum. 100 monthly slices of toast.

[@adambooth7755]

I misread the title as New *Oxbox* Toaster, and was like 'Weird merch choice, but okay.' and I suppose that same sentiment still applies knowing what it actually is.

[@kaniamia]

2:42 Jane: “Can we toast some things?” Mike: Yeah, let’s put some bloody toast.. (at this moment he realizes his error).. things in.”

[@lauraanne341]

This feels like some proper vintage Oxbox and I love it so much.

[@katfromthekong414]

"So, if you like unevenly toasted hot bread......" 😂

[@greeftish]

"To prevent electric shock, do not make toast in the shower!"

[@TheRealMEEDABEE]

I kinda wanna see Andy, jane, and Mike review more random gaming appliances and other tidbits like Luke and Ellen did with the Mario boardgames on Xtra tbh

[@Brasc]

This better not be the last Xbox with a disc drive. You don't actually own anything in the "digital future" and storefronts can revoke your ownership when they shut down servers, lose a trademark license, or whatever reason they can come up with. It's already happened with games and movies. Plus, they still charge you full price for digital games so you might as well buy physical copies and actually own something tangible.

[@Cerg1998]

Due to the way modern disks work, updates, DRM and other things, console makers can still effectively take away our games, even if they are on disk. The only way to preserve stuff for sure is emulation and console modding. That is unless a big enough country pushes for legislation on the matter. But I get the sentiment, physical copies just feel more.. property-like. Even if they aren't legally.

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Do not put a disc into the Xbox Series S ToaSter.

[@DrBrangar]

That isnt really how it works nowadays. When you buy a disk, what it then does is download the game from the storefront, the disk doesnt hold much actual game (because most games cannot fit onto a single disk anymore, and multi-disk installs are just not done), just licensing and such.

[@weneedaladder8384]

Anyone interested in fighting for your ownership of games, Ross Scott has started a campaign to help preserve your ownership rights called Stop Killing Games. It probably won't work but it's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

[@ptonpc]

The type of journalism we need! :D Xbox really should put that on their products "It's all right, it's what they give you in prison".

[@natecunha2795]

I have never heard toast described as "hard, hot bread" before, and I am absolutely going to steal that.

[@empath69]

Especially since 'hard bread' is an actual thing, and a horse of a totally different colour...

[@graywolfdracon]

Surprised no one has ported Doom to it yet....

[@tarekmoneimsaid]

It has a digital display, it's only a matter of time :D

[@torgranael]

I should read the comments before making my own. That was my first thought too.

[@cookiedudegaming]

Yet.

[@Michael2t]

Does it run "Doom"?

[@AdrianColley]

Finally someone's asking the right question.

[@captaincaveman5156]

No, but the Skyrim port is coming soon.

[@causewhynot6485]

Bagel button turns one side of the elements off so it's soft on one side and toasty on the other

[@adicakes]

They should try bundling the kinect with this thing; the faster you dance, the faster your bread gets toasted

[@stone5against1]

Pretty sure the bagel setting only toasts on one side, as opposed to both sides for regular bread? (or at least that's how it works on mine)

[@notthatcreativewithnames]

4:00 This conversation bit reminds me of those old Tom Scott videos when he and his friends (sometimes) tried to cook food with different appliances such as a dishwasher or a hair curler.

[@cala_mitie]

Short cable with an extra long slot. That's what she said?

[@Blindy_Sama]

Legend has it if you put old disc games in it and use it it will unlock some amazing future DLC.... Don't actually do this and I'm not liable for anything that occurs if you do

[@ButMadNNW626]

I had one of the Series X mini-fridges (or electric coolers, more properly). It kept drinks cool enough and had little door shelves for snacks, but constantly iced up inside and then just abruptly stopped working after a few months. Gutted. Replaced it with a Frigidaire cooler that has enough space for exactly six drink cans and nothing else and that’s been running nonstop without issue for much longer. Branded novelty items are fun, but for what they charge, they could at least make them durable.

[@NGMonocrom]

Good thing you guys didn't upload this video two months and two days ago. Everyone would assume this thing was a joke, fake product. Also, thanks for finally re-visiting the outsidexbox kitchen after all these many years have gone by. Looks nice.

[@Mistwolfss]

This is that one toaster from Old World Blues.

[@highspotplays]

Mike missed a perfect opportunity for a Talkie Toaster reference when Jane asked what other bread products there could be.

[@BitBanger41]

Depress the toaster: "You're not a very good toaster."

[@katfromthekong414]

This video has such old school oxbox vibes! 💚

[@sethneville]

"How cute" says the frakking cylon toaster.

[@ShouravBanik]

Really love this sort of videos you guys do... Please make more of these🙏

[@jamesanthony8438]

They may have to if dei keeps killing off any interest in new games. =(

[@ryangale3757]

1:41 You may not be able to play Baldur's Gate 3 co-op on it, BUT you can still play DOOM... probably, because everything can play DOOM on it if you try hard enough.

[@kcollier2192]

Does it come with the Red Ring of Toast setting though?

[@rabbadoodles4522]

First they did a mini fridge. Now this!

[@cosmicmousse]

Good to know it can do two slices at once. The official images and even the box make it look like it only does one slice. Weirdly kind of want one.

[@privatespoon77]

A quiet month sounds like the perfect excuse to release the rest of the Dead Space remake gameplay Andy started.

[@Gemmasis]

I’m just waiting now for Todd Howard to rerelease Skyrim on the Xbox toaster now. I’ll give it two days!

[@Nyperold018]

I guess you could ask the Red Dwarf episode "White Hole" for an idea of how many toasted products are out there.

[@Terry.W]

This video is butter smooth..

[@SolaScientia]

My first thought is that they beat Razer in making an Xbox branded toaster. It's a running gag on Razer social media that they need to make a toaster given everything else they've made.

[@jamesanthony8438]

They have clearly failed their customers.

[@dallydaydream]

"My theory is it's some sort of money-laundering scheme." No no, that's what the X-Box brand washing machine will be for.

[@johnlong8952]

They missed a great marketing opportunity to have some of the toasters toast a red ring.

[@pirksaddict]

.... I admit, I kinda want one. However, it can never match the glory that is the Nintoaster. I am morbidly curious what the price tag is on this thing.

[@Lynxan]

Just saw a couple in GameStop for 50 bucks each.

[@DrBrangar]

About 3 times what you should ever pay for a toaster.

[@EdgeofAwesome]

That’s hilarious. Cause my first Xbox X killed itself by overheating. I’ve got two cans and and AC blowing on the replacement one - to keep it from making toast!! ❤😂💯

[@jmgriffee]

Hello from Seattle! ...no, really, I'm here, marveling at the fact that anyone put that on a toaster. On purpose.

[@trusarmor4957]

cant believe i just Thumbed up Toast... this had better not be a sign of my up coming Summer !

[@gustonzimasheen]

1:40: Bagels Gate 3 Co-op breakfast.

[@stephensheltcoaching]

Commenting for toast engagement. Also this feels 72% more British somehow?

[@Dollightful]

Excellent

[@Nater246141]

Only Oxbox can make a funny toast making video with an Xbox, we love to see it

[@misschiefmagpie]

at least this is functional I guess the "mini fridge" barely kept anything cold

[@jamesanthony8438]

Since it's X-Box, I was expecting the fridge to cause cans to explode and boil. =)

[@itsdeonlol]

Does the toaster come with a Bread Pass?

[@AndyD773]

But how does it handle rye tracing

[@samuxan]

gamepass only includes the bread, for butter or jelly contact your local supplier

[@Sicara91]

The bagel function heats only the inner filaments

[@maskedspartan7397]

Wow microsoft will do anything other than making good exclusives

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Real fans like Halo Infinite you stealth Sony Fanboy

[@torgranael]

The fact that Playstation needs exclusives to stay alive says it all. 🤣

[@Pbmarron]

Never have I enjoyed footage of three adults making toast so much.

[@randomthunk]

This is the kind of content I'm here for.

[@seanromine3932]

Gamer girl toaster crumbs.

[@pmonday]

I love the idea of Jane begrudgingly using this to heat up her morning bagel on the regular.

[@wipplewopple1876]

You know, the XBOX Series X looks a bit like a camp stove...one of those chimney starters with a grilltop

[@BudBonkerson]

"cloud-based toast" is exactly why this is the best gaming channel on the platform

[@claretravels783]

"Hard hot bread" is what I will be calling all my toast from now on

[@aerongray2228]

ready to see the oxtra staffroom, with the xbox fridge, xbox toaster, ready to see them make you an xbox microwave, dishwasher... that was an asmr worthy crunch!

[@mathewwilkins1613]

I actually got one of these a few months ago. It's actually a decent toaster, and tbh it's a great conversation starter!

[@jekebe4858]

MS missed a trick by not marketing it as the Series T Toaster.

[@andybrown4284]

There needs to be a themed bundle option with an "I am bread" box and a jar of NBA jam

[@Dave_McDaveface]

Think I'll dig out my old Spectrum 128k+ for the toast rack.

[@springer1786]

That digital timer is genuinely a good feature to have, and it's on a FREAKING XBOX TOASTER!

[@sheolcodemonkey4027]

I deadass just watched 8 minutes of people making toast

[@nregames8447]

You know, you've done a lot of gaming content over the years I have to say im excited for this new direction - culinary consoles

[@Manderson12]

An Xbox toaster reveal shouldn’t of made me laugh this much in public on a train with Mike Box Quotes

[@bobhackett8473]

The Xbox logo burned into the toast just makes it look like a toastie made in a Breville toastie maker.

[@sniper441]

This is the hard hitting games journalism that keeps me coming back to outsidexboxtoasters

[@WavingWorld]

Not gonna lie, the digital countdown timer is a pretty nice feature.

[@chrisjones5949]

Instructions unclear, Halo disc melted into device

[@scottdixon3745]

Baffling stuff. Beautifully informative and existential content as always

[@elohite00]

Glad to see hardware reviews are back.

[@miguelzepeda9086]

The Xbox series X mini fridge makes sense just for the fact of how cool it stays after running for hours

[@Thesupersaiyanlord]

1:40 So how long before someone figures a way to play Skyrim on it? And Doom as well

[@Jaxblaze]

Oh I have missed you guys doing this stuff.

[@irishwarlock]

I assume that it can play Skyrim

[@nathancrockford1311]

After all these years, this is still the content that I keep coming back for. Straight from the indomitable mouth of Mike Channell, 'That's hot, hard bread, alright'.