The News Hasn't Happened Yet | #1: Andrew Tolvern Is DEAD

[@johndoe46446]

He died, today, again. Yet he isn't dead, again.

[@mightking3085]

In the future we all must try harder to remember correctly.

[@lain9690]

Loved.

[@rapg6600]

Did you kill im?

What do you mean "again"? This never happened before. Just try remembering correctly.

[@smilz7470]

Seele third time's the charm

[@QuietTomato]

_"I will sell off France to the Moon people."_

[@slurmygunch6010]

haven't completed the vid yet but i fully believe that that's a quote

[@tygonmaster]

Let's hope the cheese the moon is made of is very stinky.

[@l.d.m3107]

France will become the Moon people.

[@commerceserverservercommerce]

you will now be able to eat baguettes and see the eiffel tower on the moon

[@bloodmapedit]

A never full moon that is.....

[@cerberu2209]

" I enjoyed it" "You were sexually assaulted by Andrew Tolvern?" "...no"

[@Azubjourni]

😂😂😂 had me laughing

[@Skullkan6]

I swear the other version was more like "noooo"

[@jordanlamothe7542]

I died seeing that for the first time...Holy sh*t...Seeing that part still makes me chuckle.

[@basil3663]

Gotta say, the slight pause and then "the world will end in three weeks" is one of the most memorable endings to a short film that I have seen.

[@thetruthlies7]

The News perfectly summed up.

[@freeponoggit1743]

Andrew Tolvern's last name was never Tolvern. It was actually Berenstain. You all just remembered it wrong.

[@Ζωή-σ7η]

You mean Berenstien

[@Spunkinator]

You mean Berenshitstain

[@rob16248]

A mullato female who plays professional football for the Netherlands?

[@xenocultist124]

Nah, the tank boy got runned over

[@Crazylom]

Bloodstain, my lads. It is BLOODSTAIN!

[@inyerd123]

this reminds me of a Mandela effect based apocalyptic film

[@tsquare852]

Flamingo Bill there’s a film ??

[@Blockistium]

name of film pls

[@barthallimixthe2th698]

now

[@Сашаромисмерть]

He sayed it LOOKS like a Mandela effect film

[@titustan3893]

Did you notice that in each time his name is spelt wrong?

[@Comicsontop]

I miss Andrew Tolvern he was the best person who never existed

[@Comicsontop]

I didn’t write this comment

[@giannipiccioni8411]

@@Comicsontop what's a comment?

[@Comicsontop]

@@giannipiccioni8411 more importantly what’s a Ezio?

[@maxsync183]

@@Comicsontop I'm sure you know why you chose that name, you must have just remembered it wrong

[@charlotsnoeck9427]

What is this magic

[@joshgiesbrecht]

Scary how much this reflects the current news cycle. This is what 2020/2021 has felt like

[@randylahey5463]

even more so in 2023 going into 2024 Firth nailed it with this series

[@FluffyBearSocks]

David Firth is my favorite KZbinr and is a legend.

[@youraverageweeb1665]

agreed

[@mikeg3439]

no, you are remembering it wrong. He is your 3rd favorite. Your first two are corn and bisquits.

[@oscarbalfour6851]

He was going long before KZbin started and will hopefully be around long after KZbin as well.

[@RatelHBadger]

POTATO SHOES how dare you besmirch the good name firth with that tasteless moniker yootoober

[@oscarbalfour6851]

+Ratel.H Badger dunno if it's tasteless, just youtuber makes me think of someone pushing content through personality, whereas firth's all about the art. He'd be doing this whether KZbin was here or not.

[@srbrant5391]

"The government will now be able to see what's inside your toilet." Their loss.

[@MaxDeaconVR]

I remember him posting similar video, but this one is totally different!

[@ceciliajanebratten1758]

Max Deacon VR you just remembered it wrong

[@Sarah.Riedel]

Birds aren't real

[@gift_x]

@@ceciliajanebratten1758 wait no your right nvm

[@shadowb_]

300th like

[@Alex-yk4nj]

I remember it too !!

[@mr.strider6497]

Hell, this is more consistent than most of the actual news. Plus it gives me that warm feeling in the back of my head, like a parasitic creature eager to bore out of my skull and state some nonsense that I certainly never said and people will just remember incorrectly.

[@davidfirth]

This one is back. It wasn't uploaded before you just remembered it wrong. Send some love on Patreon. www.patreon.com/davidfirth

[@aestheticallyawsten5630]

David Firth it was all just a dream I guess lmao

[@thebeesknees3035]

David Firth I'm sorry, i thought it was a reupload. I will try to remember correctly in the future.

[@Edifier1221]

You are a f***ing genious, glad to be one of your patreon supporters

[@ludwigjosh9619]

David Firth what kind of cocaine is this by the way

[@ethancoates6647]

David Firth why?

[@crowemagnum1337]

It seems every day, this series of videos becomes closer and closer to real life.

[@BlankWhiteSpace]

I'm not going crazy right? this video was uploaded a month or two ago right?

[@potato00007]

James Ford yes

[@crownsedge]

James Ford No, you just remembered it wrong.

[@stephanie_jjb]

James Ford you're not there was even a sequel and that's gone too so I've heard it got taken down for legal reasons which is very unlikely or David is fucking with us

[@ob3ythee.t.128]

James Ford you are not going crazy

[@yungbohemian3996]

We must all try harder to remember correctly in the future

[@BasedOcra-extended]

I keep coming back to this video. One of my favorite videos on the internet

[@CK9C]

Yes, just yes

[@delioth]

Oh damn hi

[@gift_x]

How you get here?

[@kingayy9267]

Is OP Andrew Tolvern?

[@number1ratedsalesman_1997]

Hi Andrew Tolvern!

[@asheerheartattack]

Woah, hi-

[@didandron]

This needs to be brought back. It's very actual now.

[@moonshapedabsolution]

Why has he just uploaded news clips from our normal everyday news?

[@eggsmceggington]

the only difference is it hasn't happened yet

[@smittenthekitteninmittens2679]

you just remembered wrong...none of this happened...get back to moon france with you

[@maythegamer1291]

SmittenTheKitteninMittens The moon doesn’t exist. It’s just a hologram made by the conspiracy controlled nazi people.

[@sack24]

Jim Sandwich 😀

[@niklasnieminen3097]

I actually decided to for the first time in my life pledge to someones patreon. I don't have heaps of money since I'm a freelance filmmaker, artist and lecturer. But after this absolute gold I had to do my part to contribute towards more stuff like this getting produced!

[@figgehn_]

Brilliant!

[@oliwer6530]

figgehn HULI BAHULI! Vad gör du här?

[@noobgod3216]

Noice

[@littlewarp]

And you aren't what so ever

[@MrSpammo]

This news source is more trustworthy than the Wall Street Journal to be honest.

[@mushymcmushington7176]

MrSpammo Yeah but so is the shape the creamer takes as I pour it in my morning coffee.

[@felixnewtsocorro]

the wall street journal doesn't exist, you just remembered it wrong

[@ImperfectWeapons]

Scrambling to figure out what had to be removed from the original upload...

[@CreamTheEverythingFixer]

ImperfectWeapons he hasn't removed anything you just couldn't remember

[@Rabbachino]

Original upload? this is the first time this has ever been uploaded you are just remembering wrong

[@TheRobotDevilInside]

It is removed now...

[@MADBL00DH0UND]

ImperfectWeapons The BBC logo, it's been altered to PCP now.

[@Skaterstee]

it was not the bbc logo, these lies are made up by the comment section on youtube, there's no record of the logo being the bbc logo.

[@trueappleand92]

1:51 when you're not british but you still get the joke

[@samsafe7322]

i didn't think this video could be more confusing, i should try harded to remember the future.

[@kelseymaypole7048]

I haven't cried laughing in a long time. I love this series so much

[@HunterRodrigez]

pretty sure if i ever had a stroke during one of your videos i probably wouldnt even notice

[@MrCG35]

“The world will end in three weeks.” Think ya meant years there

[@e.n.richterova6574]

I wish I could meet David Firth. I like his work and have a lot of questions :)

[@tygonmaster]

He did an interview going back relating to his thoughts and such when making his videos. Despite his strange videos, he is a pretty chill guy and is just very good at what he does. He said his main "issue" if you could call it that is he is always wanting to spend more and more time on each next animation to the point of basically working forever on one.

[@dexterreyes9960]

1:45 I love this music right here, it was used in the end of salad fingers: ten “birthday” when he was receiving his flesh hat, made from Milford cubicle off of the “texture less ignorant pole/Hubert’s birthday stick”

[@thesilliestgooberofalltime]

I was thinking the same thing lol

[@TehScudworh]

David Firth is one of the few youtubers that has kept up consistently great content since he started

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

I love you David! I used to get wicked high and watch your work in high school completely lost in and searching for meaning. Then I would scare my friends by having them watch it. Just like the other David, Lynch, you may unwittingly be becoming more lucid these days. Thanks for the news. We all feel pretty mad right now.

[@MK_2023.]

All hail Andrew Tolvern!

[@MK_2023.]

Wait, who?! I don't remember writing that, it mustn't have been me.

[@MK_2023.]

Oui, and also we like to be referred to as 'Moonians'.

[@eggsmceggington]

*Andor Trankin

[@mikeg3439]

moononites

[@mynemjefflol]

Ainsley trombone is a lizard in disguise.

[@sigy4ever]

when these videos were released the news had indeed not happened yet, it has now though

[@thomassnyder3265]

We're all just remembering everything wrong...

[@eldritchlibrary3280]

Thomas Snyder it's​ so confusing

[@GrayRemnant]

We must all try harder to remember correctly in the future. *demon worm bursts out of face*

[@saurophaganax_0]

To see the development from "I love rusty spoons" to "The media is lying to you for the system's sake" on David's animations is fucking fenomenal

[@grimreaper9350]

Are you single? Are you into men? Will you marry me? Would you move to Canada if so? EDIT: THIS WAS MEANT FOR DAVID FIRTH, SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION LADIES AND GENTS.

[@willwinship4937]

your mum

[@EarlOfMaladyCrescent]

Aaron Damien Yes. No. No. n/a.

[@samsafe7322]

Aaron Damien yes yes yes yes im a girl .

[@Cr4zyKittyC4t]

Hmu bby

[@max.4250]

No, Yes, No, No.

[@c4ns3r53]

My brain just melted. Haaaa the good old stuff, newgrounds stuff. Am so happy that you are back, Cheers.

[@juqebaux3912]

*Reporter: Tonight the moon has exploded* *Reporter#2: The quality of life on the moon is better than that on earth* And time lapses and relapses physically violate the timeline Huzzah.

[@psychoxxalien]

10/10 amazing. I always watch one of your videos and am like "i wonder if this one will be as good" and they always are. Never stop making videos!!

[@whipchain3173]

0:11 "2017 just keeps getting shitter"

[@AllanBilodeau1992]

This is the impression I get from watching the news.

[@psychoboom653]

It's A Bit Like 1984, The Way Information Is Constantly Changed

[@OutOfNamesToChoose]

Cypher What's changed? This is the first time that this video has been uploaded.

[@MrNope-oo9nh]

Cypher I am going to turn you in to the Thought Police! You are thinking dangerous things!

[@Leeloo_Dallas]

The book by George Orwell? I loved that book

[@ABitOfTheUniverse]

I remember 1984. At least I think, I remember remembering it.

[@calebhorton4701]

What do you mean? The chocolate rations in Oceania have always been increasing by 20%!

[@SilverSphereSorcerer]

Don't mind me, just enjoying this in anticipation for the new one!

[@iamtheaetherian6783]

0:55 Heeey, that's pretty good.

[@nickj5451]

"MOON: Uninhabited. You'll be dead in minutes." That was two days ago! We'll be dead any day now...

[@freowulf5483]

I subbed yesterday and this happens :') THE KZbin GODS ARE REAL

[@Atma505]

Mr. Firth, this is by and far my favorire work of yours since Ptikobj. The rapid, yet calculated ascent into madness, the conflicting relaxedness of the scenery of the Moon (Earth?) against the confusion... I've never laughed so hard while being so scared for humanity.

[@PowahSlapEntertainmint]

I like how this is taking the piss out of the mandela effect. haha

[@thaliahwang5228]

And here we see David previewed 2020

[@zeynaviegas]

the prime minister did not say that "no, it was just made up"

[@JesusRocksTryPrayin]

This series makes me so happy! It feels like hallucinogens a bit.. A concept on a loop that keeps growing :) expanding in on itself. It is also a perfect parody of the news!

[@voxeldoesart]

I get my news from a reliable source: 2:03

[@kawaiisucker]

was so scared this video weren't going to be uploaded again after you took it down the first time, i simply loved it

[@AbeChang2]

David you don't think I failed to recognize Pat Condell's body at 1:27 do you?

[@eiangerber3926]

man this is how I feel the news is in reality. LOVED IT !

[@kathawino3008]

“i shall sell off france, to the moon people.”

[@mikeoxlong1395]

Finally, a leader who knows what he's doing.

[@SeleniumOfficial]

I honestly fucking love the face swap technology you used for this. it makes it funnier 😂 keep doing what youre doing man. ive been following you for several years on and off and im never disappointed.

[@najwan3672]

2:39 if only she said 3 years instead

[@imnotsaneproductions5996]

keep up the great work, Mr. Firth!

[@kyleelsmore1947]

This is literally one of the best reflections of how the media and news project their propaganda onto society. At least that's what this animation means to me. This and "The Unfixable Thought Machine" and "Cream" are masterpieces.

[@thetruthlies7]

It isn't propaganda, in the video everything is just pure chaos that promotes more chaos

[@gnosis8142]

"2017 just keeps getting shitter." Especially in 2022.

[@AtlanticSpamHammer]

Pretty much sums up the current state of the media.

[@gubberfuck]

I think it says a lot more about society than the media.

[@AubreyArt]

Hi from 2020 😘👌

[@sloppyphart7879]

@@gubberfuck same thing.

[@mauzki-]

I think its also a bit of a pov of when you watch the news with anexity

[@wedgewizard5429]

best content on the whole internet in my honest opinion, top marks, keep it up, proud of you

[@darkfish2]

I must have remembered this video wrong. I need to try harder to remember correctly in the future.

[@natakuma]

He never fails to amuse me. Love it.

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

But will cats be banned from smoking in dinner jackets on live tv before 9pm? I hope so.

[@ceciliajanebratten1758]

Conway79 Me too

[@LAchives44]

dude i forgot how crazy your content is. Since the beginning it has always made me laugh, and scared lol I love the never know what you'll get factor!!

[@StorkToons]

Looks like we remembered it wrong

[@DontCome2LA]

We need more of these Mr.Firth

[@DannySullivanMusic]

I am pretty excited that somebody other than me observes this

[@DontCome2LA]

@@DannySullivanMusic every now and then I come back to these and the heath reminders

[@DannySullivanMusic]

@@DontCome2LA I love the health reminder videos too, they crack me up. Firth really is one of a kind

[@basecore4614]

No this wasn't uploaded before we just need to start remembering things better from now on

[@yeib22]

This video still is a masterpiece. I hope we get another episode soon!

[@randomrandom4788]

1:11 public swiming pool and what.. ? i need for a translation

[@8bitbit529]

Motorways

[@sumbodyshero]

Your best one yet! This is a whole new era of David Firth! Devvid 2.0!

[@joedirt742]

Mandela effect at its best

[@VinceXNoir666]

Please David, I been going on Fatpie since 2009 and I don't ask much, just please continue this series, it's amazing.

[@axiomeater]

When you gonna release, Umbilical World or Cream?

[@behindthen0thing]

It's out

[@commerceserverservercommerce]

Still waiting for Umbilical World though

[@avijeetification]

@@commerceserverservercommerce its out now

[@yank3656]

thanks for sharing David Firth .

[@dazzer7986]

1:42 Did anyone else notice thats the music Salad Fingers Ep. 10 ends with ? ^^

[@Gs_Playground]

DAZZER Yes. It's called "Birthweek".

[@bee4245]

I really love how much effort he puts into making things realistic

[@ravennalovecraft421]

I don't remember seeing an original upload of this...or...fuck. Am I really just remembering it wrong like Firth said? I love this man and his brilliant mind, but i think he enjoys confusing me sometimes. lol

[@mundolincurve7577]

I remember when us, french, were still on earth. Good ol times.

[@richdelgado3405]

"We are actually living on the moon." Have Hannity say that 10 times and people will believe it.

[@I_am_not_a_dog]

Tell me you didn’t understand the point of this video without telling me you didn’t understand the point.

[@p0llenp0ny]

*cough*Brian Stelter*cough*

[@ChriFawk]

this. is. a masterpiece. tv news in a nutshell? such a great job you done here mister David Firth

[@ravengstrom5122]

Am I going crazy?

[@lilpeek1150]

Emmy Engström you just remembered it wrong

[@ravengstrom5122]

lilpeek I am scared

[@dangamez1230]

follow the queens orders and remember correctly

[@OceanMachine_]

You must try harder.

[@RodrigoBassoM1986]

This doesn't even exists

[@mirkoconte3121]

This is so precious, keep up with this series!

[@leib8759]

there a bit from a song that was in the latest salad fingers episode!

[@BlackroadYT]

It's "Birthweek" by Locust Toybox aka. David Firth aka. Andrew Tolvern

[@autoestimasm3408]

Did anyone of you know the name of the last song on the credits?

[@BlackroadYT]

Try Lemons in a Jar. I mean that is what the song is called. Don't eat that.

[@autoestimasm3408]

Thank you!

[@Itsyrm8]

This is insanely good so well made n said. He just described a/the whole f madness of the new era

[@ZeroZmm]

Was that Andy Warski?

[@FireofGia111]

I think so

[@notsane6967]

yup

[@p0llenp0ny]

No it was Andwin Wankski. You remembered it wrong.

[@horridCAM]

Dude. You are a treasure and a gift to humanity. Don't stop till you are dead. And don't even stop then.

[@insanityplus2196]

Is David fucking with me again or did I just imagine that I had watched this before?

[@TotalyKill]

insanity Plus It was a fever dream

[@bonesandbonesandbones]

You remembered it wrong, you must try harder to remember

[@forrestlee59]

Makes more sense than the news I normally see, unless I'm remembering wrong. RIP Andrew Toblerone, we'll miss you and your charming way of, um...exhaling. Better luck next time!

[@Nif3]

I'll take this over CNN.

[@tirompoilrene]

We need more!!

[@elli_200]

andrew tate

[@WormSpitter]

ive watched this like a million times, this is amazing

[@superjoyyable]

That was the best chaotic, yet streamlined masterpiece I've ever been graced to see.

[@yeib22]

I will never get tired of this. Masterpiece.

[@MrKeystroke]

Best format EVER. I love news that hasn't happened and i want more! The twist that Andrew tolvern's name changed to Andor tranken almost made me puke from laughing when i read "it might be due to a swift in the earths axis acording to twitter " xD LOVE YOU MAN! Started watching burned faceman with my childhood friend about 10 years ago and i still watch everything. You are funny man!

[@stixen423]

Hey bud, glad u are back. Got me worried for a little bit.