The Not-A-Muslim-Ban Muslim Ban | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS

This weekend, Trump reminded us of the Emma Lazarus poem: "Give me your tired, your poor, as long as they are not different from me.”

[@T19681]

I love how they trash Obama and then defend themselves with his actions to justify there own actions, it's freakin hilarious

[@xandermcn]

you take their words too seriously. logic means nothing to them.

[@petrichor2889]

Judging by your photo, you are in your mid to late 20's. Yet you don't know the difference between there/their.. Your opinion is literally irrelevant.

[@T19681]

petrichor you think I care about grammar on a KZbin post haha

[@T19681]

petrichor also if we're going by that logic trump should be the least listened to person on the planet cause that man can't even read words correctly let alone write them correctly

[@T19681]

petrichor honestly my grammar mistake is "unpresidented"

[@Paul94096]

Anyone else notice Kellyanne Conway's rapidly deteriorating looks? Not in a superficial and or sexist way but like how in Harry Potter Voldermort's body slowly decayed away the more and more he split his soul into horcruxes.

[@bedtimeat8]

savage! and on point

[@kalaya01]

+Paully808 Yes! Someone had posted comparison 'Before' (b4 she joined Trump) and 'After'(after Trump inauguration) pictures and I was thinking "oh my God, She has aged more in 7 months than Obama did in 8 years!" Another person pointed out that she aged in such a way that now she resembles the Hexenbiest from Grimm. Ever since I read that I can't un-see it >.< It's true! Being spokesperson for Trump is turning her into Dorian Gray's portrait...

[@jasfay7219]

Paully808 woah good comparison

[@VampiricDarkDragon]

She was warned not to drink the unicorn's blood. If only she listened.

[@turdmuffin1207]

I think someone spilled water on her.

[@Ricendeans]

I love how she presents everything. Standing up, speaking fast, telling it like it is. It really makes a difference compared to the dozens of others of late night hosts who sit catatonically behind desks saying the same old things.

[@cartersawatzky7078]

Eric Dean totally agree!! her way of presentation and delivery is so unique

[@paradoxacres1063]

Yeah, she really does stand out from other late night shows.

[@SheaDepmore]

Eric Dean and solid writing. ❤👍🏻

[@jackdrive223]

oh she tells it like it is......she exaggerates and cherry picks....

[@ToyotaNutjob]

Eric Dean WHAT??? HAHAHA NO FACTS HERE

[@Jack-gu4fc]

Straight up Trump makes me reconsider if people are inherently fit to organize by democracy.

[@T19681]

Jack Ding well it's a democratic republic that elected him and only 25% of that republic voted for him, so your dreams can keep on living

[@jomunoz]

+Jack Ding People want fast solutions, they don't want to get involve or hear plan, that for them, is 'confusing'. Democracy fails when people are uneducated. Lets say a dentist and a candy shop owner run for president. The dentist has a plan for everyone to have healthy mouths, but it requires for everyone to commit, wash and floss at least three times a day. They also have to limit how much candy they eat, and in some cases some citizens would need to have bad teeth removed. The candy shop owner plan is for everyone to eat as much candy they want, whenever they want. He also says that his opponent, the dentist, has a plan that is going to take away their freedom and is going to put them into extreme pain, with the excuse that is for their own good. In a democracy were people are uneducated, people will surely vote for the candy shop owner. In a democracy were people are educated and are taught to see beyond the surface, people will vote for the dentist.

[@rynegreen7902]

Jack Ding socrates made a point about this, he said that uninformed people would choose a sweet store owner over a doctor because the store owner would give more pleasant answer. He's not called the father of Philosophy for nothing I suppose

[@smartalek180]

@ Jack Ding --The majority voted against him.

[@mattyy101]

smartalek180 the majority think islam is a race >.> cry racism also while being christian homophobes xD

[@davidrodgers310]

We know that there is fake news. Now we know that there is fake comedy. Samantha Bee is a combination of both.

[@williamfrancis5367]

If Samantha Bee is fake news then what exactly is real news? Breitbart? The Daily Mail? Anything owned by Murdoch?

[@DrSex-ng7um]

"Fake news", aka information you disagree with

[@davidrodgers310]

Methan Unt Donald Trump is a Rock Star and you are a loser along with the rest of the democrat Bimbos. Along with fake news Samantha feed is fake comedy

[@williamfrancis5367]

If Trump is a "Rock Star", why does he need his honour defended by random people on the internet? He is the billionaire POTUS. What can a KZbin commenter do to hurt him?

[@i3d3]

william francis We aren't defending Donald Trump, we are just trying to make people understand how the world really works.

[@angelofsarcasm4924]

WAR IS PEACE SLAVERY IS FREEDOM IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH WE'RE FINALLY IN A GEORGE ORWELL NOVEL!!!

[@williamfrancis5367]

No we aren't... at least until Trump brings back torture.

[@Faint366]

You forgot listen and believe

[@Faint366]

william francis he actually went back on that. He is no longer pro torture.

[@angelofsarcasm4924]

Faint366 you never know, I know that Trump's a man of his word.

[@ThoughtWave64]

Angel of Sarcasm, an Orwellian novel, or another "book" I've heard about.

[@chadwilliams9141]

2016 Trump supporters: He will barely do anything he say's. 2017 Trump supporters: Hey death ain't that bad.

[@codymiller4792]

Chad Williams Yea. No one thinks that.

[@calebnelson8733]

Chad Williams actually so far hes started or already done everything he said hed do and half the voters voted for him. i dont want to die in fact im glad he has implemented all he said he would

[@chadwilliams9141]

Cody McCahill just because you don't doesn't mean for some it isn't true.

[@chadwilliams9141]

SPYCY TV I'am happy for you.

[@jasonbesey7894]

Chad Williams, he's done more in two weeks than Obama did in eight years.

[@bigboy-nc7wy]

liberals on their last legs it is just beautiful

[@DrSex-ng7um]

Yep. Keep telling yourself that. Maybe it'll be true one day

[@YeTism]

commando palidan the right has risen!

[@9th-Circle]

Methan Unt Nah, liberals are definately on their last leg.

[@DrSex-ng7um]

Hawkeye Survival yeah, whatever you say. It's not like the people who oppose Trump are planning to run for offices in government. The republican rule will not last forever.

[@freaskydoodle999]

nothing lasts forever buddy like life nor trumps presidency maybe if sjws didnt run around claiming everything is racist and have groups like antifa break everything maybe he wouldnt have happened this is coming from someone who liked obama in the beginning now just deal with it

[@PlaneetRuk]

He is doing worse then my first try at Sim City

[@jackdrive223]

i think he's doing great

[@Pwner-ng3rl]

PlaneetRuk burnnnnnnnnn

[@Walker-ow7vj]

Pwner 1775 Not really because he's doing great so far as president.

[@Pwner-ng3rl]

Walker1444 I know, it's just this joke is pretty funny

[@hypnotic8431]

Maybe you should stop playing sim city and do something with your life.

[@justthecoolestdudeyo9446]

Thank God we're protected from all those grad students in Yemen who want to research cancer cures:/ My Iranian professor in college was a literal human rights lawyer who helped raised the legal age of marriage for women in Afghanistan to 18, and she liked to go visit family for the holidays. I really am glad we're protected from threats like her.

[@lancefisher8358]

I have a similar situation with an Iranian engineering professor at my campus

[@kiddeath96]

Thomas Jefferson but also George Washington? Not everyone is like her. It's actually sad that people like her can't get in and doctors working on cures but most people are not them. Even Kuwait is following trumps lead on the Muslim banned.

[@justthecoolestdudeyo9446]

Kyd Jhesus Most people aren't terrorists either.

[@kiddeath96]

True, but look at the culture clash happening in Europe. I'm actually cool with letting migrants end but not to many and migrants with degrees or the ones who assisted the military in countries we are running operations in.

[@keepdancingmaria]

What?

[@alexernst9448]

"You got a tutu to go with that spin?" is definitely going in the political insult vocabulary.

[@JankyBruv]

I don't think I have ever wanted somebody to NOT keep their promises SO badly :p

[@geekygecko1849]

Elephant Groove SAME

[@hypnotic8431]

Tears are delicious.

[@grabaliberalbythepussy2972]

Freedom Salty salty tears :)

[@JankyBruv]

lol. It is becoming radically predictable the way right wing trolls swoop right in on nearly EVERY post I make that might lean even slight left of the very end of the right-side...I mean the wall at the end of the left-right spectrum...if I am even only on the left side of that very wall. they almost can't help themselves. I'm telling you now. Check one of the random Late Night Trevor Noah videos coming up (or a few past episodes), and I will show you how to keep nationalists/isolationists busy. Funny story, I was raised (and WAS proud to be) a conservative. I grew up in the country with a lot of land and a lot of guns. This year made me ashamed to have been registered republican. Couldn't change it quick enough. #dropsthemicironically

[@Gadget622]

Freedom Warrior How so

[@feralnerd5]

his tweets are "presidential statements" now oh god

[@ThoughtWave64]

feralnerd5, sure why not? Social media is a powerful tool; Get with the times.

[@jimbomchooch6007]

Yes , as a president anything he say's through any media is a presidential statement.

[@Harry-tt6be]

feralnerd5 Nicki Minaj handing out money to kids with all As for college through twitter is more presidential than this orange dipshit's tweets

[@Cinqmil]

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out- Because I was not a Socialist. Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out- Because I was not a Trade Unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out- Because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me.

[@scoobydoo982]

Cinqmil Is this a quote from something? If it is, what from?

[@osah_xx198]

TardisesAreCool this is from a poem

[@Cinqmil]

+TardisesAreCool It was written by Pastor Martin Niemöller about the cowardice of intellectuals.

[@Cinqmil]

+CN what I'm Super Saiyan? First they came for Science. They shut down the governmental Climate Change Science website on januari 20, 2017. It was literally the first thing they did. Nobody mentions that, the scientists who protested drowned in the masses of the Women's march. They never really got air time on the media. But Climate Change is probably the most important issue facing humanity today. It's about our survival. Trump wants to make us all blind. He attacked the Free Press too. And soon the Open Free internet (google ajit pai). I want to remind you: Keep your eyes open and let your voices be heard!

[@ThoughtWave64]

Cinqmil, calm down a notch; Trump doesn't "attack the free press". He objects to slander and misleading narratives...and he tells liars, right to their face, that they are liars.

[@ApostateltsopA]

To heck with Stewart, I want Sam B for president.

[@RealTime88]

ApostateltsopA Stewart can be her vice-president. I'm glad he gave us her. I wanna be her second husband!!

[@sdgdhpmbp]

Let's just get anyone else for president.

[@mrjpb23]

Even Megatron would make for a better president than Trump.

[@dancerarinz556]

She's Canadian. she can't be president

[@SandraNelson063]

Dancer the Math Geek Actually she is now an American citizen.

[@juliapapp3632]

sad. sad. sad. sad. sad. sad. US please stand up for what is right :( don't go down like this, such a disgrace.

[@ms_scribbles]

Bigotry is what's right?

[@jackdrive223]

we are doing what is right, we are protecting OUR borders....you realize immigration isnt a right....right?

[@Walker-ow7vj]

StormWolf You obviously don't know what bigotry means.

[@9RoxyNyuKun9]

jack drive but freedom of religion is

[@jackdrive223]

9RoxyNyuKun9 you still have freedom of religion....you are free to practice your relligion......over......there

[@danielrivas3241]

This guy is supposed to to fix our health care? Good luck sick people.

[@9th-Circle]

Daniel Rivas You know what they say about canadian healthcare. Don't get sick. Don't get injured.

[@nicklebo7557]

Daniel Rivas Because Obamacare was a huge success, right?

[@danielrivas3241]

Hawkeye Survival Who said anything about Canada?

[@danielrivas3241]

Nick Lebo If he fixes health care I'll give him credit.

[@nicklebo7557]

Daniel Rivas I honestly think he will, just give him a chance

[@rowanatkinson3594]

*Incoherent Screaming*

[@rowanatkinson3594]

That is what I am doing, by the way. Not accusing Sam Bee of being.

[@sdgdhpmbp]

Let me join you. **Shouting at the top of my lungs**

[@radhika5802]

It's gotten to the point where even seeing his face makes me feel a splurge of disgust mixed in with unadulterated hatred

[@donniebballsack45]

Radhika Doraisingam good that's what white america wanted.

[@turkish8969]

+Dustin Miller yeah blame the white people thats not racist at all lol. seeing his face makes me slpurge some other way if you know what i mean ;)

[@ilikebands6666]

Samantha Bee is honestly a comedic genius, Love the way she presents everything and actually uses facts to back everything up. She's the kind of person I watch from time to time to restore my faith in humanity❤ My heart just breaks for refugees and people who just want to see their families.

[@spookwagen2079]

Ilikebands where are the facts lol?

[@spookwagen2079]

Anthony Pierri yep

[@seeamerica1]

I hear Mattel Toys is coming out with a new doll called Conway. It looks similar to Barbie but has platinum blonde hair, has a very large mouth & it's head is on backwards.

[@ShawnLH88]

seeamerica1 and it has dried up wrinkled skin. "Instant aging action grip!"😊

[@musicfan1107]

Sam...this week has been hard. I need you more than once a week!! Think of the children!!

[@dkkempion8744]

"0" is an Indian placeholder numeral not an Arabic numeral.

[@SpadaccinoLuciano]

DK Kempion Even though they originated in India and were spread by Persians, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 are called "Arabic Numerals" in English because they were brought to Europe by Arabs.

[@dkkempion8744]

SpadaccinoLuciano Being accepted doesn't mean correct. ;)

[@SpadaccinoLuciano]

DK Kempion You're the one who doesn't know how a language works, don't blame me for it, pal.

[@dkkempion8744]

SpadaccinoLuciano The question is of origin not language.

[@SpadaccinoLuciano]

DK Kempion The question is if it is proper to call them Arabic Numerals, and in English, that is what they are called, much like how in Spanish they call Germany "Alemania" because they named it after the Alemanni tribe. It's not accurate, but it's how the language works.

[@Technodreamer]

Samantha Bee: the laughs we want and the stinging commentary we need.

[@jackdrive223]

you mean the partisan cherry picking and biased arguments YOU want

[@CalebCraft10]

jack drive Cherry picking? What did she leave out exactly?

[@TheEgoAndItsPwn]

Merle Blue The fake laughs?

[@jackdrive223]

Marshadow the Magical ok one thing that stood out to me was the list of criticisms against the immigration ban, they edited out the part where paul ryan said "its mostly good and i agree with it" and they took ONE LINE where he said it was a bit confusing.....

[@ThoughtWave64]

Merle Blue, crayons, puppies and a safe space didn't cut it for you?

[@AhmedBalfaqih]

Samantha is without doubt is the new John Stewart. As always a great comfort to watch after a hard day at work.

[@RCDesertRat]

If you think trump actually cares about you, you're delusional. We are all on our own.

[@funnyandoriginalcomment5129]

RCDesertRat nah, just you

[@memyselfandinobodyfromnowh9087]

Thank you for your continued and hilarious work.

[@LaughingComedian]

You know how you can get people to not relax? Telling them to relax.

[@donttalktome2316]

our numbers are not arabic in origin smh its a misnomer

[@Knight-Bishop]

saint nigel Hindu originally, right? I think they were passed along by some Arab scholars, but never really used by them.

[@donttalktome2316]

yeah thats right. actual arabic numbers are unrecognisable

[@Knight-Bishop]

I know one looks like a 9, and one like a 0, but that's it. I don't think they represent 9 and 0, either.

[@shakofarhad876]

That is not the point. The 10-number system with 0 is of Arabic origin. I also agree that Arabic numbers do not look like the numbers we are used to, but the origin of the number system and 0 is Arabic. There is no use denying that, right? :p

[@Knight-Bishop]

Shako Farhad I think addressing the whole system as Hindu-Arabic is the most accurate, since researchers are still arguing which way around the Babylonians or Indians influenced each other with the concept of zero. Plus, it was for the purpose of a joke. lol

[@RJ-rr1zq]

Human extinction is sounding better and better with each passing hour.

[@PopTronic]

This one is so fuggin good. Great job Samantha Bee & team!!!

[@sassasdfghjkl]

I needed some Samantha Bee tonight

[@EmpireSun]

Thank you for being the voice of reason!

[@kmo1200]

Hey I am just so glad Samantha can Bee herself during all this President Trump business!

[@shawnarodd4191]

Especially well done video. The key point, the comedic slant... really well done.

[@Goomer]

Love the show, I wish it could be one long video, or perhaps at least number the segments, C'mon.

[@that1guy335]

Sam B on point as usual

[@toasty_mcdanish]

So much truthiness in one sitting. I can hear the idiots typing away calling you fake news.

[@gogokingpants.7669]

Dana B The truth is that Europe is in touble thay need to do something before they become a 3rd world counrty they should have a muslim ban a Permanente one also

[@artemis_lena]

Oh I couldn't wait for Samantha to discuss the last week's events

[@daveogarf]

THANK YOU SO MUCH, Samantha! You are a refreshing voice of clarity in a sea of "Alternate Facts"!

[@TheLyon11]

Pence and now Gorsuch. What it is with Trump and men with white hair?!

[@TheSensfan09]

Daddy issues maybe? Or they will look like they have aged before his orange birds nest changes colour

[@TheLyon11]

They are not the only ones, by the way. Maybe he associates that with maturity.

[@jerryblumer2060]

Sams the best!

[@tuneaddicted]

I LOVE your shows Samantha Bee! You're hilarious but you have the meat and facts to back up your laughs.... Bravo! Don't stop girl!

[@songweaver6076]

Samantha ZOMG!!! You are soooooo hilarious!!! You really help move the dialogue through humor!!!

[@danoduncan1763]

stairs... jeezz... gimme a break !... those are for poor people...

[@cthulhuchrist6289]

Stairs are an oppressive form of the ablistarchy. Down with ambilegger privilege!

[@BladeWinters]

If confusion and governmental chaos was the point then yes it has been working it very nicely

[@Coff1Up]

"Those guys practically WORSHIP Middle-Eastern refugees" - and, cornflake spatter all over the computer.

[@sapphael.]

Finally someone spreading the truth in a way that is entertaining and not misinformed.

[@myokable]

dictator aladeen was saner than trump...

[@hotdrippyglass]

Go get him Sam! My question is what is this ban being used to cover up? This looks like a classic case of "look over here" while a thief steals your wallet.

[@SanvelloSerapiega]

hotdrippyglass the ban is a way for him to keep face while doing business with the terrorist filled states he insulted Hillary for dealing with you know 4 legs good 2 legs better

[@dreamq9168]

@Samanthabee. Love the show. What with the heavy sighs after every sentence.

[@sl1ck557]

To the people saying it's unconstitutional read code 1182(f) in the constitution.

[@jtdeloera1063]

ja ja ja ja .. trump has the best words.. he doesn't even know how to explain words that are already written.. lol.. how smart is that.. cero..

[@albertwang9756]

Why is everyone saying "Trump supporters" when he is the president?

[@albertwang9756]

ZoupDe Loup I see I see

[@albertwang9756]

***** but you are making it sound like as if it is still the election though.

[@baumgreen]

It is the law that supports Trump right now as well as people who support, that is, agree with, his actions and policies. I don't support Trump except by abiding by the law, mostly paying taxes and not breaking laws. His election does not change what is right, wrong, prudent or just. And if you need a recent example of non-support, just look at the Republican Party during Obama's presidency.

[@FallingGalaxy]

In a lot of cases, the law doesn't support his actions either.

[@33lamonaca]

When you upload to the youtube can you add Act 1/2/3/4 to the description?

[@redumbrella4218]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH! WE NEED YOUR VOICE!

[@jameswilliamjohnson]

The president has the constitutional power to ban people from any country, religion or political affiliation if he believes they are a danger.

[@ms_scribbles]

You know, except for that pesky Establishment Clause of the First Amendment.

[@KingJT80]

exactly! and this is nothing but fear mongering!!

[@davetruth_]

Corporate democrats are done... www.justicedemocrats/com

[@ms_scribbles]

Yeah, sure, we just replaced them with *actual* Corporate Republicans, like the CEO of Exxon Mobile and multiple Goldman Sachs muckity mucks.

[@TheSensfan09]

Dave yeah chump drained the swamp than made the deep end even deeper than filled it up again, great work!

[@turkish8969]

yes, lets fix the democrats with a socialist who owns 3 homes. wonderful ideas guys.

[@caramelcoffees]

ppl are kidding themselves if they think the reason for this ban is truly counter terrorism. if this ban had been in place before 9/11, 9/11 still would have happened.

[@mitchharrelson7439]

Never underestimate the power of denial. Americans love the ILLUSION of being safe!!!

[@fellowdude7295]

Amy Schummer level humor.

[@ragequitify]

just because terrorism isn't happening in the US doesn't mean it can't happen. remember Germany and France and Sweden?

[@DXHHHable]

Jojo right extremists like the looters and rioters in California right

[@peterthomas3686]

ragequitify nothing happened in Sweden!

[@mlpfanboy1701]

ragequitify did anyone ever stop to think about why terror attacks have slowed down in America, it's because we elected Donald Trump, there prayers were answered, we have a guy in the Oval Office doing the terrorist organizations job for them!

[@johnIZaUWL]

Blessed CLARITY! TY Sam 💗💗💗

[@fatterpillar]

I didn't realize how much Kelly Anne Conman looked like Mars Attacks

[@SteveJarrott]

Who is this Samantha Bee and what rock did she crawl out from under? Who told her she was anywhere near funny? Now we can finally say we have "Fake Comedy".

[@bifftannen6684]

WHY IS LIBERAL PRAPAGANDA ALWAYS TRENDING ON KZbin ?

[@mabindaby555]

Hm, maybe because it's the truth. If you don't like it, "get over it". There's always plenty of "alternative facts" for you on Breitbart :)

[@bifftannen6684]

its all sound bites and clips edited to make her sound smart total B.S. do some deaper reserch snowflake princess

[@CitanulsPumpkin]

It has never been more important to say "Happy Holidays!" instead of the name of any specific holiday. Because if "All lives matter" then surely all holidays matter.

[@nathanbrewer7378]

I like how there's "clips" of these videos, next Time, play the whole clip

[@kaylynnshea3893]

This show is pathetic

[@YeTism]

kaylynn shea it's liberal propaganda.

[@fishiesjellie]

kaylynn shea Then don't watch it...

[@HardKore5250]

kaylynn shea perhaps a atheist show that trashes all religions lol everyday

[@cfairfull8030]

kaylynn shea The air you breathe in, the food you eat, and the water you drink is pathetic.

[@TheViewFromUpHere]

It is tough needing to be able to think and be informed to appreciate something.

[@zeewann]

Love you Sam! Happy Holidays in advance or is that offensive to those poor poor non-PC Trumpeters?

[@katherinedrabek5253]

Thank you very much Samantha for your reminder about the forgotten and abandoned military translators.

[@2liza011]

I would watch Samantha 5 days a week she's awesome.

[@jaredyoung5353]

It's a 90day band. What are you going to once it's lifted?

[@elainetrostinsky3104]

😭my brain is about to explode!!!

[@user-yq6dn1cq9r]

Sam forgot to mention that Syrian Refugee ban has no limit of 120 days .

[@Robin-sc1lf]

What is it they say about sarcasm again. Mix it with enough spin to generate gravity and you have Samantha Bee.

[@jo23bulls]

Daily reminder that Bernie or Bust said that Clinton and Trump are the same.

[@DavidMChannel]

"Quarter to shaabos on Friday afternoon" made me burst out laughing

[@ParkBongSig]

With such a high budget you think the sound quality would be better.

[@Metrixx]

Does no one realize these two things? #1 it's temporary #2 If you in that country, you can just fly to a different country, then to America?

[@stuffthings3728]

If I was a refugee I'd rather head for Germany looking at America it's a mess

[@korvusknull1447]

Samantha give your time and treasure and show us your bravery by going to these seven banned nations and helping to improve their lives there! I'm sure with enough effort they will be happy and healthy and wish to remain where they are as long as you enlighten them with your presence.

[@inspearation4228]

Hey Sam, please take a look on the situation in Romania, where hundreds of thousands of people demonstrate these days (every day!) against the government's attempt to decriminalize corruption. Maybe you and the Americans will find hope and confidence for the power of the people to fight against the abuse of power, the incompetence and the corruption.

[@inspearation4228]

Totally wrong! Is this the "alternative facts" thing?...

[@meghancook8569]

SAM I LOVE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE STAFF. Keep crushing it guys.

[@TheGerm24]

At my office, we never release changes to our production systems on a Friday. I'm not sure why the federal government would make changes to travel rules on a Friday instead of say a Wednesday. Other than trying to hide the changes from people's attention.

[@BNL07604]

"You liberals are so cute!! You'll thank the conservatives later!" -An independent.

[@jaydencolour1072]

When i saw the picture of trump holding the older lady's hand I thought what a nice couple. The i remembered that is trump and she is not his wife.

[@stalematesibling]

WE SHOULD START CALLING THEM FREEDOM NUMBERS. *rolls eyes*

[@mathieuleader8601]

Imagine if Samantha bee was in bee movie

[@smcg8504]

i had to turn this down at first and then had to to turn it up when she wasnt talking

[@djclawson]

Wow, she pronounced Shabbos correctly and everything! And was right about the time! (almost) Yeah, some people have commented that he does his worst stuff while Jared Kushner is off work.

[@ethanmanion5013]

Its not a ban. Its a moratorium. There is a difference.

[@rational0]

The numbers that west learned from Arabians and so caller arabic numbers, are actually indic / hindu numeral, and Arabian themselves used to refer to them as "Numbers and calculations of the Hind".

[@brett66]

Sean Spicer is a truly frightening man. Someone needs to give that dude a hug.

[@Pray4Mojo1]

At this rate, kelly-ann conway is going to look like emperor palpatine from star wars by the time the 4 years is up.

[@el6700]

Surround oneself with people who constantly agree with everything you say, and you slowly believe that you are never wrong. True to life.

[@remm952]

+Lonely Island Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and don't interfere as long as the policy you've decided upon is being carried out. Ronald Reagan

[@RandRGame]

Just like a Driver's License, a Green Card is government property. It is not yours.

[@michaelmarinics4429]

It's funny how bad she takes it out of context

[@headoverheels88]

"New Coke and Zima poured onto a Microsoft Zune playing on loop Star War's Prequels' Jar Jar Binks scene" **IMMEDIATELY HAS A PANIC ATTACK FROM TIME TRAVELING TOO FAR, TOO FAST**

[@Taaif_Mehadi]

Indonesia has over 200m muslims, largest muslim population in the world. Why are they not included in this "muslim ban"?