The NYC Portal Was An Instant Disaster | Sad Boyz (w/ Stanz)

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00:00:00 Stanz!
00:01:09 Streamer Mode - Terrible Memes
00:10:29 The Sad Boyz x Stanz Lore
00:15:40 Stages of Life
00:22:35 Jake Paul/Mike Tyson
00:25:53 Valentina Gomez
00:38:42 Jake Paul, Mike Tyson (cont.)
00:42:39 Club 520
00:51:00 NYC/Dublin Portal
01:10:42 Rediscovering Childhood Media
01:16:56 Watching Movies Era
01:24:43 Sad Boyz Nightz

[@noodlesoup94]

Jordan in the thumbnail? We're so up

[@SadBoyzPod]

if i could do it without it affecting views i would never put myself in a thumbnail again - jarvis

[@noodlesoup94]

@@SadBoyzPod I just love when you're both in it, but now you've changed it and I look like a hater 😭

[@demetriam2408]

​@@SadBoyzPod time to do a smear campaign

[@CatGuyNeko]

@@noodlesoup94 It's actually 1 of 3 thumbnails that we have a chance of seeing. He just replied to my comment about the thumbnail explaining haha

[@ishbel1409]

Yeah what the hell??🤨

[@starboardia]

just finished my second year of college and now sad boyz as a reward !

[@Quzga]

Just finished my second serving of nachos! Congrats to both of us 🎉

[@aresxna]

Well done! Enjoy the spoils of your efforts 🎉

[@DoofNeedles]

A nice little treat! Good work!

[@succulentboi676]

Keep fighting comrade!

[@MomirsLabTech]

Congrats! I wish you luck in the following years! They will go by faster than you think, so enjoy them 😊

[@ladycalily]

I have an afro and I am violently excited to go go grey bc I think I’ll look like a cloud so I am VERY pumped on Jordan’s hair 🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@bhperfig349]

grey afros r GORGEOUS!

[@aranmurphy1]

I don't have an afro but I'm stoke on my hair going white. Jordan and I are the same age, this white shit is FLY. Let's see who's self-imposed stresses get us to Santa first...

[@thatrantinggirl7376]

This is me, but I’m extra excited to get white hair! It’s very unlikely bc melanin but a white Afro would go insane

[@gabiinprogress]

Excuse me sir the hitchhiking robot was murdered in PHILLY please give my city the credit it deserves

[@allisonb8912]

Hahaha came to the comments to see if any philadelphians were here defending our city's honor 😂

[@obsessivefanboy]

That's hilarious 😂😂

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

City of Brotherly Love, not Robotic Love.

[@dixbyfloppin6979]

Also it did make it across all of Canada besides the islands then was sacrificed to the gods a week into traveling the states lmao

[@b1rdeee]

I've started mentally paywalling sadboyz episodes behind feeding my snakes (i have a reminder set as well, but telling myself 'you can't watch this until the boys have been fed' helps make sure it actually gets done while i'm thinking about it) and it's very helpful, but it has the unfortunate side effect that i now associate the sight of the boyz with the scent of hot mouse

[@otter.mayhem]

Jarvis and Jordan are both having FANTASTIC hair days, the longer length on the tight curls looks great on both of you!

[@riverfoxer8781]

8:11 8:11

[@RegalMermaid]

The King Charles painting could’ve taken half the episode I can’t believe it only had like 3 seconds. 😂 tampongate immortalised

[@brookejon3695]

I hope the artist Jonathan Yeo made it bad on purpose. It legitimately looks like he's on fire and the palette is so bad

[@ilikecherries08]

wish I could watch this one but you guys just look too good :(

[@demetriam2408]

Such a shame, seemed really good too

[@jenniferlee8151]

i screamed when jarvis said he recently watched the beekeeper hoping for a fun action movie and was shocked at how bad it was. i had the exact same experience literally this week

[@max-ud1xb]

the fact that nobody picked up on Jordan saying “does she have a tag line like- later invaders” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Dr.Deagle.]

Imagine calling someone weak and running around in a bulletproof vest

[@palyername]

jarvis talking about having to go out of his way to prioritize tech debt is triggering my fight or flight

[@WillACarpenter]

It's like nobody involved with the portal has ever used the internet.

[@Celi-]

In this house we stan Nathan "One Night Stanz" Staniel

[@apeiceofgarbage9848]

Looking handsome boyz (I am making a point to tell men and boys compliments when i think them because they deserve to receive truthful compliments just as much as anyone else)

[@Itsmoneteve]

The hair is hairing Jarvis!! Love it

[@Espion-]

as someone who's read a number of the ender's game books, i didnt know the author sucked, but i am not surprised in the slightest. honestly the only reason those books arent crazy offensive is because theyre honestly just too fucking bizarre, you cant even concentrate on the terrible implications (super long rant about this book series ahead, i doubt anyone will read it but i am filled with the need to talk about it) (also i agree with the guys here, i actually do really like speaker for the dead, but its still definitely weird and i would argue there are still some issues in it) "quick" rundown of the weirdest parts in case anyone is curious (spoilers obviously) -the character ender ends up marrying a girl who he first spoke to when she was a child and he was very much an adult. because of space travel weirdness, for him, meeting her as a child and marrying her when she was an adult were only like a couple months apart. -there is a species of aliens referred to as "piggies" living on a planet that for some reason is entirely catholic. one of the (many) plot points in book 3 was about how they had developed their own religion and thus were corrupt heretics who needed to be further colonized (im not exaggerating in the slightest, 'heretics' is the actual word used) -also in book 3 was a whole plot about a 3rd planet based on ancient china. the people they worship spiritually are people who perform repeated, compulsive actions (tracing woodgrain lines in the floor being the main example). they believe that these compulsions are sent to them by the gods. it is later revealed that, in fact, this is a genetically modified form of OCD which was implanted into these people so the wider space government could control them. again, no exaggeration, they call it OCD in the book -theres fucking cloning at one point. its done by, like, holding an idea in one's head while traveling faster than light. the world recreates whatever youre thinking about. this is all done by a sentient technological overlord named jane, who also gets into some kind of romantic relationship with one of the characters despite being incorporeal. -at some point ender's wife becomes a nun and then he decides to become one too, out of like solidarity or something lmao -oh yeah the piggies i mentioned earlier have a life cycle that involves half the female population getting pregnant and giving birth as infants, and then dying in the process of birth. and the males turn into trees when they die i actually dont think the books are that bad purely because they're so crazy and bizarre that they do kind of make you think about shit, but not in the way card intended lol. there was definitely some kind of drug involved. and before you wonder too much, yes, every single notable female character exists with an attached male counterpart and usually just exist to prop up that male counterpart. you just dont really notice because so much insane shit is happening. i didnt even list some of the weirdest stuff, like the hive queen's communication with ender and the suicide trial room. fever dream of a series

[@MangaSockAttack]

Orson Scott Card also drops the k*** slur like halfway into the first book lmao

[@toot8510]

i love hearing you guys talk about madam web for some reason i rewatch the episode of you guys recapping it all the time! a commentary video on it would eat 🥴

[@jameseiner]

Funnily enough, i've seen some of those videos on KZbin, where people buy an old LEGO collection and try to piece together the half-broken sets with the missing parts that are somewhere in the box full of bulk.

[@coolsillyguy]

that A/B test scared me, saw the thumbnail earlier today and now jarvis has been replaced

[@keyaraval8591]

jarvis if you're getting into movies we need the letterboxd

[@DoofNeedles]

All my favorites are uploading today 🥹

[@apeiceofgarbage9848]

Who else?

[@HotStrange]

@@apeiceofgarbage9848Kurtis and Nick Crowley both uploaded

[@shwing1428]

​@@apeiceofgarbage9848 kurtis conner and maybe Dan and Phil

[@tellmewill]

​@@apeiceofgarbage9848Kurtis Conner is probably one

[@xg2513]

I got here from Kurtis

[@whereisseanna]

AN EP WITH STANZZ!!! THIS IS SO DOPE!

[@emisformaker]

As an author, I can promise my readers that I endeavour to become less problematic over time. I cannot promise I will ever have more than one published book, because autistic burnout/skill regression kicked my hinder, and I can barely conceive of the version of myself that managed to write an entire book. PS: Villeneuve = vil-noove (kinda)

[@user-dj9iu2et3r]

I gotta know what your Peetz’ coffee order is because they straight up DO NOT carry normal, go-to coffees (like a mocha latte, for example) at the locations in the South Bay.

[@internetfox]

not my experience in the north bay but I also haven't gone in like a year

[@adrianpink8144]

Not to be weird but I like writing down foods & coffee when I watch things, so I have this is my notes app from an old sad boyz ep lmao: Jordan’s - large Istanbul treat (tea) with light honey & creamy almond milk Jarvis - small Decaf Columbian darker roast with light honey & medium cream

[@internetfox]

@@adrianpink8144 huh weird that he put honey in the coffee imo, every time ive tried that it is inexplicably terrible and undrinkable, even tho i love honey and coffee separately

[@adrianpink8144]

@@internetfoxoh I like a cafe miel which is a Spanish latte with honey & cinnamon 🍯

[@Annamaria-pj7kw]

New yap sesh just dropped🥳 watching this while I bake scones🫡

[@artabalta6420]

jordan not knowing if lithuania is in europe is deeply funny to me as a baltic person (yes, yes it is. east europe is europe too)

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

>having bad day >sad boyz uploaded >now having a good day :)

[@asternapster]

omg they got stanz from the stanz show! wowie!

[@wirradaisy]

ohh, ok this episode made me realise i'm *very* attracted to blokes with glasses. so that's what that is 😭

[@ThisismeiamJo]

@SadBoyzPod the reason all Ezekiel's lines are ADR in madame web is because apparently they had originally filmed his scenes in a completely different language, and during screen testing they didn't understand why he was speaking in a different language ( i mean he is from a different country so it makes sense kind of....) so instead of re doing it, they dubbed it and of course the acting doesn't match the dubbed over voice recording.

[@earelevant]

STANZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is the greatest thing i couldve hoped for

[@tbowizzle]

I’ve never been so early in my life omg love you guys

[@gretagoogames]

it’s strange being in the early crowd!

[@peterpanda5069]

There have been at least two projects that did the Portal thing - Telectroscope (NYC-London) in 2008 and Hole In Space (LA-NYC) in like 1980. All of them had folks mooning each other from across the world

[@brookejon3695]

1:14:00 Rediscovering things you loved as a kid is often uncomfortable. I was OBSESSED with The Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind when i was a teen and young adult. It was easily my favorite series and ive read the first 12 books at least 8 times. Well, within the past year i read them again and they're *BAD* . Goodkind is incredibly obnoxious in his bad ideology, and when asked at a panel he says he "doesn't write fantasy," he writes "about real people and real situations." With that in mind, every 5 page long diatribe a character regurgitates feels like Goodkind screaming at you about how cool libertarianism is and how stupid and stinky everyone else is. And aside from his ideology being trash and his attitude being smug, he's just a bad writer. The dialog sucks and so does the environmental storytelling.

[@vlogily8043]

This very episode is in my recommended both as a “mix” and as the episode itself, we are in a Black Mirror episode Boyz!!!

[@carolinainterprets]

16 hour drive to Nebraska and sad boyzzz

[@Naederino]

be safe, have a nice trip!

[@brookejon3695]

Did you make it?

[@carolinainterprets]

@@Naederino thank you so much😄

[@carolinainterprets]

@@brookejon3695 I did but it took 18 hours bc I got stuck in road work outside of Kansas City😭😭😭 were it not for the podcast I might have evaporated then and there

[@allisonb8912]

Offended on behalf of Philly - we're the ones who destroyed the hitchhiking robot 😂

[@Chachixo]

I hovered over the video before clicking and in the moving thumbnail I thought Jordan was sitting in the guest seat for a second - never realized how similar all of their silhouettes are lol.

[@jenniferlee8151]

i love whenever yall talk about movies!

[@milesn64]

Love this pod so much jordan and Jarvis please never stop

[@cukimiso]

Just tuned in to let you guys know you're great and stay looking amazing! 💗

[@maxpagan635]

i think the king charles painting was a brilliant piece of monarchy resistance art

[@BeansFreak]

50:45 this is so true. I spent a lot of time trying to debate bigoted people and eventually realized that if you just treat them like they're being cringe its much more effective in getting your point across

[@sunsu1049]

Not expecting to see Stanz on this podcast, very excited

[@8877dksljfa]

The vibes this episode are SO good!

[@anewparadigm7112]

This was a good one. A really good one

[@gh0stcup]

I tried watching this on Sunday but it turned out I had heat exhaustion got really sick, so I'm using my second watch to beg people to PLEASE HYDRATE YOURSELVES

[@BeansFreak]

Hydrate or you'll diedrate

[@nuclearseahorse]

1:12:00 I just had this happen to me last night. Finally rewatched Dracula: dead and loving it, thinking oh this movie was sooo funny it's like Airplane!... it is not like Airplane, it is closer to Holmes with will Ferrell and John C Reilly (horrible)

[@brookejon3695]

Ferrell and Reilly are actually good sometimes when they're apart, especially Reilly. But for some reason they're unwatchable when they're on set together

[@nuclearseahorse]

@brookejon3695 I mean I enjoy step brothers, and I agree they're both talented apart, but Holmes was absolutely garbage. You could've put 2 other bozos in it and it would've been just as awful

[@clowncollegefam]

Lets go its Stanz!!!

[@spades498]

i think the portal is cool! i think they shouldve set up the camera differently though. maybe have it behind glass at eye level, and keep some distance between the glass and the camera. that way hopefully itd look like being on 2 sides of glass. maybe then you could line your hands up with other peoples through space! that would be cooler than what it looks like now.

[@MomirsLabTech]

Friday upload? Ayyyeeeeee

[@_benevolentone]

WOOO STANZ EP !!!

[@frosticular]

So good to see Stanz my beloved. Can we please get a Richelle episode next??

[@ratratratratratratrat777]

Stanzy on the pod

[@CatGuyNeko]

I swear you guys change your thumbnails more than anyone else lol. But I am excited to watch! Been waiting on a Stanz episode ever sense I heard you mention being friends with him and Rochelle lol

[@SadBoyzPod]

we didn't change the thumbnail we were just running a youtube a/b test where we have 3 options and see which one performs best

[@CatGuyNeko]

@@SadBoyzPod Oohh! Well that explains a lot lol. Never knew that was a thing! Appreciate the reply and explanation though!

[@starstuffatsea]

Glad i was saving this one. I have to pack for like 3 different layered trips and need something to keep me awake. My flight is in 6 hours.

[@KymLikesGames]

Safe travels!

[@badger6882]

wish i could have watched this episode of sadboyz but you guys look too good

[@C_R105]

Stanzy! love this guy. hes one of my goats. Stanz gaming channel is what i fall asleep to every night

[@ppsnaccs]

YEAH STANZ!!!

[@dayzedandconfuzed]

43 minutes ago, exactly what i need to finish my drawing final

[@internetfox]

im workin on my geography final, good luck to u fam

[@dayzedandconfuzed]

@@internetfox good luck !! wishing u the best homie

[@petrasbirthdaygoblinhoney4565]

Will say the robot actually made it through Boston and New York. It was actually Philadelphia where it was brutally maimed and destroyed

[@space_cowgrl]

Just graduated now it’s time to watch sad boyz and play stardew😮‍💨🔥

[@worldofbare6727]

OMG GREGGS MENTION! HYPE!

[@Ooblia]

Literally saw the portal two days before they closed it

[@headintheclouds4571]

Jordan in the thumbnail let’s gooooo

[@Quzga]

You guys should get a pair of Lidl shoes

[@botermb6559]

LETS GO STANZ

[@Mcraw2603]

I really hope that "technical difficulties" means someone hacked it and played Shrek for like 24 hrs or something

[@ohioella]

MY FAVORITE STREAMER ON MY FAVORITE PODCAST WOOOOOOO STANZ

[@Bradmagus]

STANZ!!

[@gazblackheart4596]

Do they not realize its the O-zone song from the numa numa meme? maybe I am just old and no one knows what that is anymore lol

[@Yessica13]

Lol they are definitely old enough to remember this. And Jordan was about to comment on it

[@auroraanne-mg9sd]

Not enough people talk about how pretty Jarvis is. Like i wanna buy that mofo flowers type shit

[@mikeyahl7363]

Jarvis is *not* far off about NextDoor at 1:08:45. There's maybe 2 or 3 Black families in our neighborhood & a few Indian/Punjabi families, & cranky old people are posting complaints like that every damn day.

[@everybodylovesreyna17]

20:35 as a LEGO enthusiast who sometimes goes by Rey this part was absolutely wild

[@azmilog]

i heckin love stenz

[@its_hip]

had to switch to audio only cause i genuinely got too distracted with how hot jarvis and jordan are

[@michaelasteele77]

lol i also saw challengers alone

[@jenniferbeltran603]

STANZ !!!!

[@kayleighljt]

Cork mentioned ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@Freezmaz]

I just realised the guy from Shogun is the guy who sang Gay Pirates

[@maxquigley7451]

EXCUSE ME THAT ROBOT WAS MURDERED IN PHILADELPHIA YA WELCOME

[@kaylavandal1692]

i want this damaged millenium falcon so bad it’s not even fucking funny 😭

[@8877dksljfa]

Lupe fiasco is such a GOAT 🐐

[@d3w1h7]

I love staniel so much

[@savannahbillings1741]

Wait there is another episode with stanz I just listened to it yesterday. It’s on Spotify from 2020. Is that the lost one?

[@SadBoyzPod]

yeah

[@audria5518]

I love Jeff Teague lol. The best basketball podcast right now.

[@8877dksljfa]

YALL ARE GONNA BE ON UNPAID INTERN?!?!?!!? IM SO READY!!!

[@insertnamehere6227]

34:08 She's actually holding a submachine gun, which is crazy because if it looks that big she's like 3 feet tall

[@insertnamehere6227]

Honestly shoutout to her for not just posing with an ar-15 like every other grifter, larper, and poser

[@turtlebirds]

Jerry Seinfeld peaked at the Bee Movie

[@savyjett]

I effing LOVE taskmaster! It’s ridiculous.

[@iiitsRachel]

what word was bleeped at 1:24:24 😭 im so confused bc they dont usually bleep things

[@namonai]

My only question with this whole book talk is have yall read a song of ice and fire ? Cause GRRM is one of the best authors I've ever heard in terms of his political mindset and his writing is amazing

[@Dantalliumsolarium]

There is a lost Stanz episode?!?!?

[@rey1185]

Send It To Me Rachel!!!! 😫😭 count - 2, sad boyz and new dnp vid

[@alanminst]

9:40 "Look between F and N" ... dude that spells GHB - coincidence?!?!?

[@brookejon3695]

F.N. Fake News GHB, 3 letters 3 sides on a triangle Illuminati confirmed

[@raieflexton]

Stanz! ❤

[@lilfilth5622]

I KNEW Jordan was a Chapo head. I fkn knew it. Ethan too. This is a great day for me

[@user-rn3ri2gx9v]

Why does Stanz look like white Jarvis rn?

[@peacefox02]

53:39 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅💪💪💪GO PHILLY 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥