The Odd Death Of Michelle Von Emster

[@siddharthnair7050]

"No sir, the shark is ten times less creepier than you" -shane

[@bloxiangirl_official]

gg chut up

[@frankcastle1862]

Wait u have 6900 likes...

[@Rachel-uy7pv]

look

[@juliesaccount1]

Jessica vandecasteele what dos that mean?

[@ItzChocolateChipz]

Lmao

[@xayz531]

I just died listening to the poem. William Shakespeare must be getting goosebumps in his grave hearing it.

[@hiranyawijesekara5206]

My exact thought!

[@juliesaccount1]

Yea it’s not even a poem like wth

[@M4ck_.]

XD

[@smotive.3216]

I felt like that it's not too creepy

[@UNSOLVABLE]

We are live FYI 😉

[@page.emilyy]

The whole “join an investigation so they won’t suspect me as the killer” thing is literally the plot of death note

[@bingobongo4906]

Phanic! At the Pity Party or saw 3

[@ciel7150]

Especially if they eat potato chips

[@spookyspider2820]

Phanic! At the Pity Party yeah ted bundy did that.

[@vapaponce]

And Dexter

[@seiyuokamihimura5082]

@WiLD CHiLD not the smart ones. They'd know better.

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

For some reason, this case really gets me. Regardless of who or what killed her, she still died a horribly painful death, and the idea of her body floating all alone in the sea while small sharks feed off of her is really chilling. I hope she's resting in peace.

[@rudy1999]

The only thing I can think of that gave her all those injuries at the same time and while she was still alive would be getting hit by a boat and it's propeller cutting off her leg.

[@TeenPerspektiva]

@@rudy1999 hey that seems like a great explanation

[@GeekRaj]

I think its a shark attack. People are misconstruing things. That leg was taken by a great white. Or ya know what, may be she drowned and died and then later the sharks came and fed on her. But that leg was definitely taken by a great white. Sometimes their bite isnt clean, they shake water violently to break meat apart and when they are shaking the sand comes up if its in shallow water. And may be thats why sand was in her body. This is a shark attack in shallow water. Nothing more.

[@ibefullofme]

@@GeekRaj A great white without teeth? In water shallow enough for her to breathe in sand? Nah, that's ridiculous, the SHARK EXPERT said that none of the damage was consistent with a great white attack.

[@Ali-mv3jc]

@@GeekRaj the shark scientists disagree largely

[@slonktonkster9680]

The “helping out investigators” thing is a real thing sociopaths do. I had a coworker rob me by copying a key in my coat during work... the whole time I looked for my key he was “helping” me look for it.

[@fiona8230]

Yep, I’ve seen enough Criminal Minds to know that some psychopaths will inject themself into the investigation in order to gain some sort of satisfaction.

[@janeeyre1990]

Sociopaths who also do crime*, since having a DSM-5 cluster B personality disorder doesn't make you a criminal. People are not their diagnoses and a condition doesn't determine if you're a good or bad person. But yeah, I got to know someone who, after I learned the truth about him, met the criteria for psychopathy/sociopathy (e.g., glib, grandiose sense of self-worth, little to no affective or emotional empathy). He had a warrant out for his arrest but would go out of his way to talk to police, trying to chitchat with them and charm them. He also stole my debit card while I was sleeping to buy a tv and DVD player that he gave me as a "gift," because he would hang out at my place a lot and all I had to watch stuff on was a laptop. When I later found hundreds of dollars missing from my account, he kept his poker face as I called my bank, reported it missing, made follow-up calls, tried to figure out what could have happened.

[@carlottafernandez4647]

There was this one case where a little girl was abducted and killed and the murderer volunteered every chance he got and even raised money to help find this girl that he had killed

[@wafatarigan]

@@carlottafernandez4647 what was the name of the case??

[@carlottafernandez4647]

@@wafatarigan I totally forgot but I saw the case on Eleanor Neale's channel, I love her videos and if you like true crime you should definitely check her out

[@yongyong5296]

imagine the tourists on the beach thinking ryan and shane are on a date or something but in reality they are just talking about murders

[@julesk2629]

Yvonne Lee They may be talking about murders, but we don’t have any proof that it’s *not* a date as well

[@frutiguro]

@@julesk2629 🤔🤔🤔

[@gaylehoncada1163]

It's definitely a date. This is their version of dates, talking about murders and ghouls

[@yongyong5296]

@@gaylehoncada1163 seems good enough to me

[@summercaissie8384]

SKSKSKSSKS YES😂😂

[@mrmemes7883]

This went from murder mystery to bears vs hippo then back to murder mystery REAL quick.

[@adrianadiazrizo6146]

Wish they had stayed on that argument. It was the best part of the whole video

[@katiew3731]

Mr Memes I’m rewatching this for that specific part of the video.

[@Thequietone974]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@killadomain]

I mean each wins in its element.

[@MiraSubieGirl]

Hippo would mess up a bear so easily... Hell a Hippo would beat up 2 Polar Bears at the same time.

[@aembusiness]

They should ANALYZE THE SAND FOUND IN HER STOMACH, THROAT AND LUNGS!! The exact ratio and size of particles of sand found on the shallow beach will be different than sand found on the bottom of the ocean!! The detectives need to request the testing be done and send the samples of the sand to the crime lab!!

[@aembusiness]

This comment needs to be pinned to the top lol

[@turtleninja4955]

if the sand was emptyed out llike "ooooo sand, throw it in the trash" then this comment would be useless unless they stored it somewhere

[@lyn_jae]

It's big brain time 🙃

[@dzidzor1676]

This is so smart

[@flakyanddelicious]

I think that is standard procedure, these days, to analyze every piece of evidence even stuff that may seem insignificant. Besides, sand washes in and out of the ocean with the waves and current. Last major tsunami that hit Japan brought a lot of stuff from that country onto the California coast.

[@simon4632]

I do love how they just kind of brought Shane into Buzzfeed Unsolved with no like general introduction edit: *cries* why y’all hate Brent so much I-

[@checkmattee222]

I know right? It's like he was just brought to this channel series to argue and disagree with Ryan about everything lol😂

[@PoochieCollins]

I presumed this wasn't Shane's first video. Maybe it is?

[@mirandanils5114]

queen 'Araweela much better 😂

[@jamie91995]

Ya know what? He made the series so much better, definitely here to stay

[@Naharu.]

Yeah, like one episode it was good ol Brent and then suddenly we got the amazing Shane.

[@abigailrere9168]

I just realized that if Decker really did kill her, it would make sense that he would be so open about the fact that she was back at his apartment and they were doing things together, because that could explain any sorts of fingerprints or DNA that they might've found on her in a way that wouldn't incriminate him.

[@bobburger9152]

Most or all evidence is usually washed away when the body is in the water for much time at all

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

@@bobburger9152 just further proves why he so willingly gave up this information

[@aavargas99]

Admit what you can't deny and deny what you can't admit. I definitely put my money on him.

[@myweirdsecondchannelwithap9070]

everything he said was extremely suspicious, like he planned everything he was gonna say. He dragged out parts to add as much details as possible, which is something I find liars often do.

[@taylortruecrime3005]

makes a lot of sense! but then what about the stalker?

[@kailahmeissner2647]

“I’m jumping, I’ve jumped, Ive landed, SHARK”

[@THELIONGUY1981]

loooool that was hilarious lol

[@Phoebe5448]

So I suppose you could say he... *puts on sunglasses* JUMPED THE SHARK!! YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!

[@katierose8238]

“I’m flip flopping again.”

[@buttonscasper]

PIKAPRO25 LALALALA

[@fourleafclover8519]

* watches a show called unsolved * * gets mad when they don’t solve it *

[@cristina.garcia]

lmfao same like i wanted to know what happened to her leg

[@judesliggoo]

it's not called unsolved for a reason

[@kohanahowell855]

@@judesliggoo i died trying to figure out what this meant

[@nadine7293]

@@kohanahowell855 what does that mean? Haha it's too tough

[@ieatsocks2356]

They actually did accidentally solve a case

[@dailleztj]

“Im jumping, ive jumped, ive landed...shark..its a shark”

[@ballisticnerd2097]

Shane kept "jumping the shark" Just call me the pun master

[@emly6121]

by far the best part of the video

[@corvcrawler]

Big "I've connected the two dots" energy

[@domus3229]

Huh!?!

[@theguyman2620]

End quote.

[@ceciliegeorgijensen575]

Imagine that they find the answer and then their like" welcome to buzzfeed solved"

[@ohjacesimpson]

Cecilie Georgi Jensen lol

[@guap3228]

Cecilie Georgi Jensen they're **

[@catperry2623]

Dasha Shavkunina hippie vibe... SHES DANGEROUS

[@carriejohnston2174]

Amateur Anal omg that is a literal CHILD get off these videos

[@randomgamer7518]

Carrie Johnstonxx why cant a child watch these videos?

[@natalie21601]

I cringe at the thought that she was alive during her injuries. I just hope she was unconscious..

[@thelittlefleck2174]

Usually humans go into shock before they are unconscious. If she was awake durring the event she probably didn't feel it because her brain shut down feeling durring her fight or flight response.

[@agnijabistrovaite1082]

@@thelittlefleck2174 I really hope so :'(

[@birdz_]

fuck you too

[@Grace14511]

@@thelittlefleck2174 A

[@alimurtadah9897]

@@thelittlefleck2174 watch out, people. We have a doctor here

[@m4ck_s]

Ok, I live in California near the beach and shark attacks are uncommon in general, and I have never heard of people going for a midnight swim because it is illegal. I'm not saying it's impossible, but it is more possible that she was dropped in there by someone who killed her. And also if the lifeguard saw her swimming naked that's illegal so the lifeguard is either mistaken or did not report illegal activity.

[@nina.robbs565]

yeah, and sharks don't even like the taste of humans! they just mistake people for seals and attack. once they take a bite, they usually go away.

[@chasingthemoon.663]

Tbh yea sharks do not like human's meat and they usually go away when they see humans due to the clear water (depends on where they live) and tbh I think she was murdered on the cliff fell down broke her neck and ribs as she kept rolling tried to call for help as she was moving until she was floating? Idk

[@m4ck_s]

@@chasingthemoon.663 WAIT THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! SHE PROBABLY WAS MURDERED AND FELL OFF THE CLIFF, I THINK YOU SOLVED IT.

[@MioSuzukii]

Well... i live in SD and a ton of people are out at night at the beach constantly

[@csgolf24]

It is not illegal to go to the beach or swim at night in California. It’s not recommended you swim at night, but it’s not against the law. If it’s true that she liked to swim or surf naked then so what? There’s no reason to be surprised that a lifeguard didn’t call the police on her for that even if that story is true.

[@carley9238]

please cover the mysterious disappearance of my will to live

[@kellyorator9007]

carley same

[@mia234567]

Aliens

[@makkenziedavis3597]

Honestly same

[@manert1012]

LOL

[@ellamary3956]

that's so deep lol.

[@chris-rq7dw]

For the whole "went for a midnight swim by herself and drowned" theory... it feels really unlikely that a young woman did that, we know how dangerous it is for us to go anywhere alone especially withour leaving any indication of where we are going. None of my friends will even get in an uber without texting someone where they are going just in case they go missing... I wouldnt be surprised if its the Decker guy.

[@cowboyshoegaze2621]

Yeah this theory is definitely false because it also doesn’t explain why her leg was missing

[@jakubkonecny5679]

seems like he had no motive

[@AikiraBeats]

Right especially when it's midnight and going swimming that's asking for trouble

[@katieoconnor123]

especially since she’s had a stalker before

[@gibsongirl2100]

Absolutely agree. All women should use some sort of family/friends safety system, stalker or no. Certainly, no woman in her right mind who's dealing with a stalker is going to go for a midnight swim off of a lonely stretch of beach. I had a stalking issue years ago, and while I tried very hard not to live every day in fear, it's difficult not to start plotting out every move and planning every grocery store trip like a general before battle.

[@cheeseK8]

i like how we all said "no ❤️" to the poem 😭

[@Niko-ci8sw]

Fr no one would say yes to be honest lol

[@kimberly_5682]

"No ( ˘ ³˘)♥(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤(๑´`๑)♡". That "poem" should be on some kind of list. I want a restraining order against it.

[@mihashi4765]

Shoulda stayed in the drafts

[@mihashi4765]

The poem, i mean lol like wth was that fr

[@cheeseK8]

@@mihashi4765 i was like, "wait what comment did i leave again???" and yeah,, it should've stayed in the drafts

[@DeborahCabral]

Hippopotamus would beat a bear or a shark I would swim in waters with a shark around or walk in a forest where I know there would be bears. But I would NEVER be a km near a hippo. They are territorial, aggressive creatures

[@kanemary56]

True, didn't they eat mouse fin barr ?

[@Omo21000]

@@kashvi2647 oh course

[@Omo21000]

@@kashvi2647 of course

[@kcbh24]

Best to stay away from them all, eh, Deb?

[@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075]

indeed. i'm not even an expert on animals, but i know not to mess with a hippo. death by shark numbers aren't high, and if there's dolphins around you might be alright. and bears aren't guaranteed to attack unless provoked, usually.

[@RI-vt8ww]

Imagine if any of these stories like the murderer is watching these and is like "haha they didn't mention me in this"

[@hollysnickerz4258]

Me.

[@toxicaura3332]

R - 0 to 100 real quick shadow hunters yesss

[@squishyy.bonezz]

R - 0 to 100 real quick IT ᗯᗩᔕ ᗰE!! ᗰᑌᗩᕼᗩᕼᗩᕼᗩ ᕼᗩ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@maryhursen7222]

i think about this a lot

[@patrickknows2703]

R - 0 to 100 real quick they just sit there like "haha I did that, that was me! "

[@heyimtingle7199]

eventually there gonna solve one these by accident.

[@meowd2506]

Hey I'm Tingle hoping that happens ....

[@queenofthorns6746]

And then the killer will come after them.

[@LaSombraa]

Queen of Thorns some of the killers are probably old by now, like if a murder happened 15-20 years ago

[@rozellahouse4893]

You know, she could have been attacked by somebody trying to rape her, put in a car of which had gotten in an accident and fell into the ocean. Where a shark smelling the blood had to rip into the car to bite off her leg but it left and her body floated out of the car onto shore.

[@ightwack2220]

They "will remain...unsolved"...

[@jaydenslobeable]

Please dont ever use other people than these two

[@kaayboca4891]

Ikr

[@DelilahDivesIneditor]

Shane and Ryin are the only ones that host the show for the next season

[@zo5520]

Guilty or not put that man in jail for disturbing the peace with that poem 💀🤚

[@melisa813]

Who else has a Unsolved marathon ??

[@katinakammas8859]

Melisa gygybgyg yess

[@Noahcrosby06]

Meeeee

[@jojocircus9818]

I go to sleep to this every night lol

[@fav5931]

like my 4th marathon now

[@middleschooler5652]

Melisa I’m going “ok after this episode I’ll do something with my life”

[@noone-zt2xn]

None of the theories explain that PART OF HER LEG WAS MISSING AND THE BONE SHARPENED TO A POINT

[@aurora5481]

If she was pushed off a cliff, a rock could've possibly broken her leg the murderer could've then ripped off completely to make it look like a shark attack. The way the coroner described the bone made me think of it being pierced by a sharp, large rock, and then very human force pulling it back and forth until it snaps completely. Probably a bit gruesome for the creepy-ass poet, but I wouldn't put it above a violent stalker.

[@damarislopez6133]

no one To be fair most of the ocean hasn't been explored yet, someone could have pushed her off a cliff and into the ocean where she got most of her injuries then she could have been attacked by an animal we still don't know about

[@imanebahi6583]

I don't even think thats possible, the way a femur is structured its just hard for me imagine it. The femur is basically a cylinder made of hard bone containing a tortuous structure of spongy bone and bone marrow i dont see how it could have been sharpened to a point via a naturally occuring force, maybe they meant the ridges were really sharp like when you break glass which happens in high energy trauma so maybe she fell from the cliff broke her leg badly along with her neck and the sharks only finished the job by pulling on the almost severed member

[@EastmanEditing]

She could've fallen from the cliff and broken her femur in half, and maybe the break from such force was "pointy." Then, a tide could've come and washed her body into the water where sharks began to eat her and were able to pull her leg off since it could've been a clean break and only skin keeping it attached. And maybe she wasn't dead quite yet from the fall, and regained consciousness as she was being eaten. (The "fall" could also have been her being slammed into the rocks from a rip current, where she also could've sustained the first femur break)

[@i.ronbutterfly8068]

Maybe whoever killed her (assuming someone did) did that to try and make it look like a shark attack?

[@cosmos_gguk]

They need a series called ‘Buzzfeed Solved’. OH GOD THAT WOULD RELEASE THE STRESS FROM THIS.

[@shantasiahaynes4490]

YESSSS!! THESE CAN BE SOOOO UNSETTLING

[@trinitydreamer8486]

Yesssssss and hi Army

[@bananaxmilk1561]

Im-

[@cosmos_gguk]

Trinity Dreams hello~👀

[@agonyghoul488]

BuzzFeed solved: cases we've accidentally solved

[@sannie2765]

My Theory: The bartender guy was the stalker and just told people that he and her had a connection and that they slept together. All that BS was from his POV and we didn't hear her say it herself. He also got the surfing thing wrong which is weird. In the poem he says "Like the shark" which supposedly killed her. He's basically saying his intentions for her are that of a murderer. Plus no one knew what she was wearing underneath the trench coat could've been dress not a shirt.

[@-caesarian-6078]

Makes sense, I found it a little weird that he described himself having a fairly normal relationship with her, only hinting that she didn’t like him as much as he liked her, then he turned around and published the creepiest poem in the world, like he was pleased with her death. I think he just made up them being a couple completely. He probably met her as a bartender, became the stalker, maybe approached her a few times, got burned by her fear of him, then killed her in jealous rage and readily fed the police this shark attack story. That he seemed so casual about retelling the life of this women he supposedly was in a loving relationship with, and even compared himself to the shark, is super creepy.

[@unai1907]

And if you read his poem properly, the last sentence said, "chewed on her lips and TOOK OFF HER SHIRT" Damn. I bet 100% that guy is the stalker plus the MURDERER! And if im not wrong; before he kill her, he raped her. Creepy asf. This case should be re-open.

[@ava_marie_v]

@@-caesarian-6078 Plus, his poem makes him seem like such a creeper that I would not be surprised at all if he sawwed off her leg as a trophy.

[@TheVegetarianBaker]

My favorite series on BuzzFeed. Nothing comes close.

[@Andie.tapia03]

The Vegetarian Baker hi

[@desgraciaboricua7653]

+Andrea Tapia your profile picture gives me life

[@TheVegetarianBaker]

Andrea Tapia hi

[@GabrieleMBest00]

The theory is right, vegans/vegetarians do tell people that they are veggie!

[@vlogsbyrow]

The Vegetarian Baker #BuzzfeedBlack POST THIS HASHTAG EVERYWHERE WE NEED THIS TO HAPPENNNNNNNNN

[@lxxy05]

Honestly buzzfeed unsolved should have their own channel

[@Dani_1012]

Lxxy C BuzzfeedBlack!

[@roofoochoo]

But even more creepy stories, conspiracy theories, haunted investigating (etc)

[@girlsgeneration7019]

RooFooChoo I support this idea 100%

[@yazannsy8877]

Lxxy C true like a tv show but it be like watching a show and never knowing the ending

[@lesliesarahiii]

Lxxy C naaa because Ryan and Shane would get fired

[@angela.escobar]

Why does he say "this week" on buzzfeed unsolved? Although it's an amazing series they certainly don't upload weekly... wish they did I suppose

[@Nessa-k7q]

Angela Brown Its difficult to find interesting mysteries and they have to reaserch it it's not easy to provide

[@monsterenergydrink8562]

Angela Brown every 2 weeks but I rest her have quality over quantity

[@WHAASUPPPeople]

Angela Brown xd

[@helenc7554]

Angela Brown yeah but they upload every 2 weeks, they can't just say 'this 2 week on buzzfeed unsolved

[@maxrodgar]

Angela Brown I guess he means that ,this weeks video is..." saying that this is the one video they uploaded this weak

[@ΓεωργίαΣτεφανάκη]

Wait…are we sure that Decker and the anonymous stalker are different people?

[@luckypark9599]

Oh my

[@shannons3419]

She'd recognize him though, right? So I doubt that, unless Decker completely made up the story about them talking and spending time together. Which, to be fair, is stalker behavior but there'd have to be people corroborating with that story

[@pilotx3mm420]

Yeah decker seems sus af

[@ΓεωργίαΣτεφανάκη]

@Shannon S I do think he made up the story. The whole date thing (just before she died- how convenient) and them flirting for some time.

[@kykycupcake1]

That's what I thought

[@queendellux8360]

" don't jump to conclusions " " i'm jumping, I've jumped ,I've landed "

[@wolfydraws6311]

I was wondering ‘59 degrees? That’s pretty hot.’ Then I realized Oh Fahrenheit They’re talking about Fahrenheit

[@agentmelon4654]

Who tf swims in that temperature...

[@jojocircus9818]

- AboodGamingYT - everyone who uses the metric system

[@kristinebonneau3037]

59 degrees Fahrenheit means 15 Celsius is actually not that cold apparently

[@kristinebonneau3037]

I googled so that's the consensus vote supposedly but everyone is different when it comes to hot and cold

[@izzaghassani7187]

59 degrees is *pretty* hot? Bruh your skin could burn

[@dejakeith2291]

The poem😂😂 "no the shark was not doing that sir I'm sure the shark was 10 times less creepier"

[@kaziusharp]

Deja Keith I

[@anomienormie8126]

That fucking poem is unforgivable xD

[@jamie91995]

11:19

[@lewispaige7270]

we really just ignoring how her leg bone was whittled down TO A POINT??? Like is there someone out there cutting about with a bone sharpener?

[@Amoreyna]

The way it's discribed makes it sound way more unnatural than it probably was. Fractures from blunt force due to falls/car accidents can produce that kind of break (and a severely fractured leg plus ocen creatures may explain what happened to her leg later). I'm assuming there's so much focus on it due to how different the presentation is than a bone broken by a Great White clamping down and biting.

[@Lily-xk6sz]

Me: *is worried* Ryan: wheeze Me:OH THANK GOD

[@nikithareddy2025]

1.7k and no replies? ive ruined it ur welcome

[@lavenderotaku2481]

My theory on the murder: Someone (could be Decker or the stalker, or somone else entirely) murdered Michelle on the beach by holding her face-down in the shallows (Explaining all the sand in her lungs and stomach), then stripped her naked and mutilated the body to look like a shark attack; discarding it in the ocean and leaving. Possibly they planted the purse or it was simply dropped when she was attacked. The bruises could have been made by someone also holding Michelle down and beating her, or possibly they accidentally or purposefully snapped her neck, maybe tackled her from behind which could explain the blunt-force bruises. The ones on her face could also be from her struggling to get up when being held down, though as there were no wounds listed that suggested anything else done to her while naked (Anyone who’s watched Criminal minds should know what I’m talking about) I can’t say if the motive was purely chance or for something not found out by the police or her acquaintances. Personally my money is on Decker because he was the one who made the “She liked to surf naked” claim that would have explained why her body was found in that condition and clear him of suspicion. I personally think he liked Michelle and either she rejected him or didn’t take their relationship (if they had any) to the point he wanted it fast enough, so possibly he murdered her. His creepy AF poem could also be seen as a confession that he killed her and did things to the body. It was never said when the events he described in his poem took place.

[@averywinkler1863]

i totally agree with you, and if you think about it, none of the local surfers had seen michelle surf before so he could have made that up to seem like they were closer

[@mikestarkly9226]

Agreed. I feel very convinced Decker is prime. I thought they said the neck was her last injury/ ultimate cause-of-death?? Which would still make sense with your theory if after choked with sand and mutilated her head ended up hitting rocks hard enough at the wrong angle.

[@pinknpurpledragon]

@@mikestarkly9226I agree with this all

[@thelazygamingpanda3973]

Maybe Decker or whoever was a cannibal explaining the missing leg?

[@seerum]

oh my god you literally have the exact same theory as me-

[@feliciasa]

These guys are the best Buzzfeed duo

[@jaimewilliams5609]

FS yeah i agree

[@SerenaK3]

FS AND EUGENE

[@takeachillpill41]

YASSS

[@lumdug22]

FS Them Jen and saf

[@feliciasa]

I saw yesterday that Saf is leaving Buzzfeed :(

[@Marie.Jager.]

i think it’s actually bound to happen that these videos and the subsequent comment debates are going to help solve some of these

[@jamiehoward9401]

"A bear could kill a shark, in a heartbeat" Me: Laughs in Killer Whale, which is known to hunt Polar Bears and Sharks

[@orcalord8166]

@@jamiehoward9401 Hell yeah. I'm not sure if you can tell but I like Orcas and they are brutal.

[@desti-yeet]

are we not gonna talk about how they didn’t investigate why her leg was missing? 😂 i feel like they didn’t elaborate on the missing leg part enough lmao

[@ImSquiggs]

I guess her missing leg will remain... UNSOLVED

[@art.4461]

Squiggs 【Glitches - ROM Hacks - Speedruns】 hAHHaaAHHHaa hOw vERy fUnNY

[@ImSquiggs]

@@art.4461 It wasn't very original, but at least I'm not an asshole like you!

[@syafiqahnazri2141]

Exactly my thought! Like okay it wasn't bitten by a great white shark coz it wasn't a clean bite so like did someone saw it off? Or was it bitten by another kinda shark that has blunt teeth??

[@marybeck8257]

Maybe she was pushed off the cliffs or hit by a car and her leg was already injured, like the bone protruding the skin and then sharks just tore it off? If she was dumped in the water?

[@Razuberri]

the one thing Shane and Ryan will truly never agree on: Sharks versus Bears

[@theburwoodboys2662]

Laura Blake humans are more dangerous

[@luna7100]

Union Race Team true

[@_Atlatus_]

Can they both fly and fight?

[@UnrealGemini]

Union Race Team so you can beat a shark

[@zapruderofficial69]

Sharks are so clearly the winners of that fight.

[@dansleftfoot7604]

*Me:* finally someone that's not murderer *"Or maybe, she was murdered"* *Me:* DAMMIT

[@BananananaGamer]

Murderer?

[@savagecatmeowmeow4460]

'-'

[@sarahboside7426]

Tyler Edan truuu

[@Bumba69]

Tyler Edan well there might of been a murderer a shark

[@imbjornstar]

Hehhehee

[@PinkGrapefruit22]

We know someone removed her clothes before she went into the water and planted her purse on the beach after her body was found. I think that same someone attacked her on land and then took her out on a boat to dispose of her, but despite being severely injured, she was still alive when she went into the water. The boat's propellor cut off her leg as her murderer left the scene, causing the damage to her femur. She subsequently died from a combination of blood loss and drowning, and sharks fed on her body after she died. Her murderer might have believed her body would be lost at sea, but after her body was discovered, planted her purse on the beach where it would be easily found to make it look more like she had chosen to go to the beach. They didn't plant her clothes, though, which makes me think they had already destroyed them or her clothes had some sort of evidence on them, such as the murderer's blood. Of course this is all speculation, but this is what I came up with to make all of the (publicly known) details fit.

[@charitydebruis3440]

Yea absolutely yours seems really fitting I also think it was that motorcycle cycle guy and had to check in on the autopsy reports to see if any evidence was pointing to him or maybe even after he dropped her in he didn't really know what happened like the leg removal or he was racked with guilt because it was some kind of violent "accident" and he had to clean it up by getting rid of her and leaving no loose ends

[@zzzgyu]

but remove the shark part

[@Spamhard]

Boat propeller was totally my thought too. Those things can cause serious damage, especially in larger boats/ships which will just obliterate people. Wouldn't be surprised if she was thrown over board before or after her death.

[@tiff5598]

i cant believe this is unsolved when poetry dude is like That

[@Sogggys]

Probably because you cant charge someone without physical evidence or if they don't have an alibi. ect

[@PoochieCollins]

People doing weird romantic shit about a dead person doesn't mean they killed them. I would've guessed it's most likely the unknown stalker guy who made the autopsy printouts.

[@Rosevieenla]

"You can't arrest people for being creepy"- Hoodwinked

[@edwindecker8937]

@@Rosevieenla thank god for that!

[@kashbhajii]

edwin decker bruh

[@tj5075]

Sounds like a case for CC.Tinsley

[@chaoticenergy1504]

Which episode was this from? I forgot lol

[@jojocircus9818]

Um CC is gone. He disappeared. He’s in the Bermuda Triangle with DB Cooper and Jack the Ripper. OBVIOUSLY.

[@AnEggInTryingTimes]

Ricky Goldsworth is a suspect.

[@Evie-Snel]

@@chaoticenergy1504 The sodder house fire thing. With the missing children.

[@mikantsumiki3313]

I just came from that video😂😂

[@xeres8656]

The only series we all subscribed to watch.

[@sofidrake7513]

Is the door suga tripped over and injured his ear?

[@grace-lu5tu]

Door that Suga tripped over. OMFG YOUR USERNAME 😂

[@gwynethhayes1265]

speak for yourself

[@jodiewilson6415]

Door that Suga tripped over. Im actually dead ur name 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

Gwyneth Hayes what did you fucking subscribe for then?! buzzfeed is cancer, this is the one thing keeping the fucking KZbin channel's view count up

[@ericastein3926]

“We’ve been over this before, the bear” these two are so incredible together. I just started this channel’s series today and I’m hooked.

[@Montaisa]

Okay, but like, there's *no* theories on the missing leg thing??? Her thigh became a toothpick and *no one* wants to ponder that a bit more????

[@Nathan_the_mighty]

Exactly!!!

[@mndiec]

The whittled leg could be explained by an encounter with a boat. It’s possible that its propeller impacted Michelle’s body while she floated, unconscious or already dead. Also the pelvic injury she sustained is typical to the sort of damage inflicted by boats on the bodies of swimmers.

[@Montaisa]

@@mndiec *Thank you!!!* That's totally reasonable and a theory I can get behind

[@farhanatashiga3721]

@@mndiec if that's the case wouldn't the guys on the boat notice that there's a goddamn body floating in the water?

[@apples8872]

@@mndiec Also a propeller would of had to of left marks behind on the body.

[@isabellachloee]

*Ryan falls off the cliff* Shane: wow it's breezy today

[@douweluvr]

"don't jump to conclusions-" "i'm juMPing, i've jumped, i've landed" *wheeze* "shark, it's a shark"

[@tatyanamanuh]

ayeeee armyyyyy

[@douweluvr]

Tatyana Manuh EEEEEY ARMYYY

[@emilynorris9760]

ARMMMYYYYYYYYY~

[@jkmaknaes5523]

armyyyyYYYYY

[@jakcisms]

Armyy

[@Teema]

What if a motor boat rammed into her in shallow water, and her leg got torn off by the propeller and she was screaming underwater and inhaled water and sand...so she swallowed the sand that way :/ They did say her wounds seemed like they were caused by a "car" accident and her leg wasn't torn off neatly..

[@jensenwolfe8250]

That just..... sucks.... yeah that just sucks

[@charlietaylor4835]

It’s a bit far fetched Mate ngl

[@Younce_Davies]

That would lead to more of a messy cut completely unlike a broken leg or a shark bite-- motorboat cuts are absolutely terrible. It would have also punctured the femoral artery (which rules out shark attack) and she would have instantly bled to death which would make it impossible for her to inhale the sand. I agree with the theory that the leg was broken from blunt trauma and a scavenger took the leg off.

[@cristina.garcia]

you might me onto something-

[@mordecaij4749]

that’s,,, actually a pretty good theory. looking at some propeller injuries, it’s definitely brutal enough.

[@caitlin7911]

*OK SOMEONE ON TUMBLR POINTED OUT THAT AT **3:02** THEY'RE LISTENING TO THE DESPICABLE ME SOUND TRACK ON THEIR WAY TO INVESTIGATE A MURDER AND I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT* I LITERALLY ONLY CAME HERE TO COMMENT THAT I'M NOT EVEN HERE FOR THE VIDEO

[@carabuker897]

tHANK YOU

[@acsokolowski]

JVJFYDD THAT IS AMAZING

[@zeppelin_7245]

How can you tell?

[@pegyoongi]

rosemary_thyme look at the screen in the car

[@rueh1747]

Amazing, but they probably just had the radio sound off and it was playing that song but they weren’t listening to it

[@Lellobeetle]

I feel so sorry for this woman. What a horrible death.

[@alena8933]

:(

[@mikezhang3021]

it can't be an unsolved video without the wheeze

[@kingsavage3309]

tru dat

[@aliciagashi8703]

Mhm

[@bailie1857]

Mike Zhang True

[@jasonlong8754]

They even have coffee mugs that say (wheeze)

[@miamoore8830]

“No the shark was not doing that sir. The shark is ten times less creepier than you” stopppp😭😭😭😭😭

[@jet5995]

Mia💔

[@clothilde1623]

I’m really confused about the femur that looked like it had been “whittled to a point”. That’s a really specific and unsettling description, and none of the theories seem to explain how it came to be that way. 🤔

[@decaturcountertop3593]

I was wondering , if she did fall off the cliff, her leg could of been broken. Then the surf came in and the sharks ate the leg as it was hanging off....gross, but possible.

[@tillieking3348]

But the chairman at Scripps said that if a shark took the leg, It could only have been a great white. However, great whites, as mentioned in the video, have a clean bite and the way the leg was taken indicates that it was not such. Thus, as they said, the actual shark attack is unlikely.

[@apples8872]

@@tillieking3348 well if she broke her leg cleanly then it would of easily been pulled off by smaller sharks in the ocean feeding on it

[@lilleilei169]

my thought is that only a person could've purposely sharpened it?!? but still so many questions left unanswered

[@rillaserroul7664]

I think she was hit by a car and the driver cut off her leg and dumped her into the ocean to avoid manslaughter charges. The leg may have been whittled to a point due to the haphazard manner of a non professional amputation.

[@christinecomacho1576]

Damn somebody really wanted this woman to suffer.

[@checkmattee222]

Some humans are just horribly sick.😫

[@ceebee2]

My bet is on Edwin Decker.

[@GR-sx9ri]

I fell they probably forced her to eat sand or something, and Ik that must be PAINFUL AS FUCKKK

[@jennab.1026]

I’m sure someone has said this by now, but I wanna add my two cents. In a psychology class I took, we learned about how a person is more likely to die walking on the sidewalk of a mediumly busy street, then to die in a plane crash. But because plan crashes are more publicized people are more afraid of planes. It’s similar with sharks, a person is over 30 times more likely to be killed by a cow than a shark. But because a shark death is more gruesome and publicized, people fear sharks more than cows.

[@setthecontrols92]

you know, I'm watching this a third time and this particular case is interesting to me because I live and grew up in the area. sunset cliffs has a somewhat busy street that runs right along the cliffs. given that the neck injury is in line with a car accident, it occurred to me that maybe someone hit her with their car and tossed her over the cliffs into the ocean instead of dealing with a vehicular manslaughter charge. doesn't answer everything unfortunately (did they then cut her leg off? did they somehow hit her hard enough to take the leg off and it got eaten by sharks or somehow didn't wash up?) but I thought it might be worth sharing.

[@interestingishfae403]

Ikr! Animals really only kill if they need food or are provoked and humans aren’t even something sharks eat. I mean you obviously shouldn’t go up to a shark cause they wouldn’t like that 😂

[@mlang5220]

I’ve also heard that sharks are incredibly curious creatures. It’s not like they have hands, so, a lot like toddlers, when they’re curious, they usually bite it/put it in their mouths. I’ve also heard they don’t even particularly like how humans taste. Even when I was a kid I always felt bad for sharks because they’re just living their lives and they’re constantly villainized and killed by humans.

[@L16htW4rr10r]

@Slash L. Jesus, that is horrible...

[@cunninglinguist8832]

You are statistically more likely to die in a car crash on the way to buy a lotto ticket than winning first prize in said lottery. Statistically the safest place in the world is an elevator... (numbers not accurate but point is true ) last year 10000 ppl died from drinking related deaths. 7000 died in car crashes yet only 3000 died drink driving so statistically safer to drive when u drink. Only 2 ppl have ever died drink driving naked so even safer and nobody has ever died drink driving naked and juggling....statistics lol

[@lyn_jae]

Lol I like how they're going through it step by step then at the last detail they reveal that Michelle had a secret stalker. My brain was like: I dunno. The stalker seems kinda sus.

[@maddiestearman1156]

We need merch that says stuff like (Wheeze) And “quote end quote”

[@perfectly_imperfec]

MooMoo LovesYou I want a shirt that says, "Quote (wheeze) end quote"

[@cynthiaramos9006]

Haha fr!😂💀

[@brisadiaz689]

Shirt has to be black with like, blue and yellow font colours (damn computer is doing that thing where it underlines the word in a red squiggly line cuz it's written wrong....with colour. IF I SPELL COLOUR WITH A "U" THEN IT'S CORRECT, IT IS HOW YOU SPELL IT IN EUROPE, I'M AMERICAN (like native american) BUT THAT'S HOW MY BROTHER TAUGHT ME!!! Who's American but spells words like colour and favourite with a "u"

[@heather9537]

yes pleaseee

[@giselleluvsu8508]

MooMoo LovesYou ikr

[@kimberlyschein3731]

I’m sorry is no one gonna mention “That shakes a tambourine”?!

[@hwayoungmin1878]

OmG their conversations are the only thing that keep me sane and not get scared af 😂

[@HN-if9qt]

ASMR Therapy very clever of them 👏🏽

[@sunfire5790]

Hwa Young Min you have 666 likes😐

[@hwayoungmin1878]

Sun Fire oh shiiiiiieeeeet! Jk Buddhist, only afraid of 4s 😂

[@sunfire5790]

Hwa Young Min same 😂😂

[@paradise9340]

i agree 😂

[@nschannel826]

I just started watching Unsolved, and I think my favorite thing about this series is how they switch from Ryan's horror story narration to Shane and Ryan hilarious commentary

[@naya6708]

that whole argument about bears😂

[@juiceless3168]

"We've been over this before"

[@petililftw2058]

Obviously the strongest animal in the world is a chinchilla

[@bobbygamer3678]

Something is off

[@ollieisfab3922]

A blue whale is the strongest in the world lmao

[@Acanofsoda-sf2eu]

No the most powerful animal is the FRIEND ZONE

[@emilysilberger2921]

Wait ... Literally NONE of the theories explain the missing leg. That's what'd really bothering me

[@Moonwillow76]

Emily Silberger Not only that but the cliff theory is shaky, I mean how can you swallow sand after you broke your neck? As for the drowning theory, how can you break you neck while drowning? None of these theories explain these fully.

[@sos-pl8pf]

Emily Silberger For real! Where the hell is the leg? If a shark couldn't do that, what did that?

[@denisehenderson3549]

Kennady Boone maybe you would be interested in the theory that I actually wrote myself...plus if you Google: trainers killed by orcas, you will find the similarities in injuries..a few years ago off the coast of Hawaii a woman was pulled to the bottom in deep waters by an orca who was not in captivity. We know this because after dragging her to the bottom, the whale recognized that the woman was in distress and brought her back to the top! But what if it had not recognized that?

[@punchbowltv]

Kennady Boone a pirate with a wooden leg that felt alone so he carved her leg bone into a point XD I got nothin

[@Moonwillow76]

Emmiipuff Ah you gave me an idea. Maybe the murderer wanted to drown her so he held her head under the water, and maybe it was shallow water and that's how she swallowed sand. But then he broke her neck for some reason, maybe drowning was taking too long. Then he cut off her leg and threw her in the water to make people think it was a shark attack. He placed her bag on the beach further down to make people think she'd gone for a swim but was attacked by sharks.

[@iamthecoquine]

It has to be that weird poem dude, he's the definition of creepy.

[@rudy1999]

Doubt it as he is very involved himself in finding what happened to her and revealing details what they did together before she died.

[@SaviourInDistress]

@@rudy1999 eh as im reading it. Bartender guy never actually slept with her but wanted to. Him giving put all this info makes it seem like he wants people to know he was with the "hot" girl. Kinda like bragging. It just makes me think that he was super obsessed with her and honestly I'm so sure he did it. I think she rejected him and he couldnt take it.

[@madhuniveditha1144]

@@SaviourInDistress yeah and the fact that his "poem" is supporting the shark attack theory.. he didn't even have to.. really suspicious indeed

[@anabeljimenez7456]

@@rudy1999 you think he talked bout the connection so he wouldnt look "sus"

[@SabakuNoSimone]

It has happened quite often that the murderer helps the police. Like often when a person ”goes missing” the murderer will help the police and other search groups look for them. Just so people will see them help out and think they’re innocent. Actually, the fact that this guy is as invested as he is seems even more suspicious. He’s not a relative or a close family friend or even a boyfriend. He’s just some guy who had the hots for her and got pissed of when she didn’t call him.

[@dani-vu1ze]

No one : Literally no one: Shane and Ryan: argues over bears sharks and hippos

[@stephenmiller7388]

I think michelle was pushed off that cliff drowned neck brocken then left in the water way too many so called expertsinvolved in this case.

[@dani-vu1ze]

@@derekprospero ok jeez calm down, no need to get so pressed abt a 12 year old's comment on the internet lol

[@trinitydreamer8486]

SomeoneLikesRamen Hi army and that’s them

[@dani-vu1ze]

@@derekprospero haha that was 6 months ago and now i agree it's getting kinda annoying that everyone is overdoing that " no one " thing. oh and im a girl btw lol

[@montyr2083]

Those are the moments that I love; you know that they've had multiple conversations about it before this, like driving to Chipotle, that Shane has brought out statistics and facts and Ryan just keeps insisting "no, bears!"

[@jkimberly8702]

I'm so happy this isn't a KZbin red series

[@reinehahaha000]

Caffeine dont give them ideas

[@jaylano6401]

Caffeine delete your comment or they will get the idea and do it

[@pastawine5361]

please delete your comment, I'm begging you!!!

[@daisychainsaw]

Caffeine why? i think it's kind of good. actually it's the only good series on their channel lmao.

[@oliviageissler5495]

that's why it shouldn't be yt red, cuz you have to pay for youtube red

[@UNCYBUBBA]

Great White Sharks don't swim in that temperature of water. Blue Sharks could, but I'm ruling this as murder.

[@0955-b3f]

Bryan Collier white sharks can swim in any temperature of water for eg. off the coast of south africa where the water is freezing.

[@ripley_10mo]

Bryan Collier It’s not the temperature of water of water they swim in it’s the type. Like fish. They live in cold water, hot water, and iced over water. But sharks only swim in fresh water like the oceans. Which is why you don’t see sharks in lakes, ponds, rivers, etc.

[@inactive6155]

@@ripley_10mo ... umm. This may be different 'Cause I am from Australia. (which has basically man eating spiders) But in NSW we have Bull Sharks, Great Whites and all other kinds in rivers, lakes and the sea. Not to mention in the NT. We have Crocodiles in literally every body of water... yeah idk.

[@ripley_10mo]

Galaxy Meifwa Gamer Well I don’t think it’s the full truth because sharks require a certain type of water to survive and lakes and rivers aren’t deep enough for them.

[@thejackalbaby8385]

Cali native born in south cali and lived on the coast for 28 years here. we have all types of sharks here and great whites are pretty common along the entire coast. We even have a 'shark watch' part of the news in some areas that detail warnings local sharks in public swim areas!

[@raspberrie3]

the next unsolved mystery: where are the comments?

[@ashtheghost4531]

Ikr

[@yaneciapoyser4296]

Someone said they moved these videos from buzzfeed multiplayer to buzzfeed unsolved so thats why the comments were reseted

[@hollysnickerz4258]

Buzzfeed Unsolved is, quite literally, the only reason I'm still subscribed to this channel.

[@indi-go1868]

HollySnickerz I think that's the case with many people (myself included)

[@chloe-pc2vx]

Yep, I also like the Buzzfeed Supernatural series

[@BikiniBottomBiologyDept.]

This came out when buzzfeed was on the brick of extinction. Quite frankly, it worked

[@xXxNUGGETPOWERRxXx]

HollySnickerz #relatable

[@firetoall636]

HollySnickerz ikr!

[@h.s.grocketbeamsquad5204]

this series gives me life

[@annehanneh1942]

H.S.G Rocket Beam Squad Srsly?? Whenever I watch these..I feel like the dead people they are talking about..are around me...I mean like the spirits O_O

[@andyskillet]

this series focuses on people who don't have a life. lol

[@max10dler]

Unity Woods Literally. Lol

[@nicolecarter9712]

H.S.G Rocket Beam Squad I

[@kaajineekneumann5713]

You say that as they're talking bout these dead people lol

[@dewilew2137]

Idk why these are so scary to me. Something about the music or something, idk. Reading the comments helps. Makes me feel like I'm not alone lol. How are you guys doing?

[@hy0uma610]

Krystle Lewis same. im doing bad, i lost my phone so i borrowed my mum's lol. But other than that im good

[@giuliaz974]

Krystle Lewis giiiirl I feel the same!! The music is always so creepy but the thing that creeps me out the most is that we will never know what happened to all those people in these unsolved mistery stories.. so sad and also terrifying

[@JeslinSanthosh]

dude same, if they didnt have the music it wont be that scary

[@thederp9501]

I feel the same as well! I feel great tbh, thanks for asking!!

[@lyffiewalen]

It's the music. Shark attacks are not scary to me but that music gets my heart beating as fast as it does when I hear gunshots.

[@lioreubm677]

This story is so tragic but I always rewatch just to hear Shane’s reaction to that horrendous poem 11:26

[@dorianescob1294]

8:20 unstable cliffs, danger, stay back,no public access *people in the back having a picnic

[@WizardLuminescence]

Lol! I didn't notice them the first time. 😂

[@becd3191]

i live near here and honestly people don’t care abt the signs lol

[@cirrium2946]

I know this is an old comment, but I go here everyday and literally only the tourists and dog walkers heed the warnings. Most of those parts are safe as long as you aren’t right on the edge.

[@munchinggly]

😂😂

[@subscriberswithoutconten-ht2iz]

Lolololollll

[@missthing2781]

If this show ever stops or one of them gets fired I'm gonna ball my eyes out

[@mangocat3237]

Danny Danni Because these Mystery videos get quite a lot of views, Buzzfeed won't cancel it.

[@tyrroo]

I'll ball your eyes out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Pro-tip: the word you wanted is "bawl" [as in, to cry] not "ball" [as in, to... do adult things to]

[@macdaddy107]

Im just going to Un-sub lol

[@realmadridforlife9475]

Danny Danni it's bawl

[@tyrroo]

REAL MADRID FOR LIFE Way to read the answers above you, dude

[@baruchben-david4196]

Drop a bear in the water, and the shark will win. But drop a shark in the forest, the bear will win. Looks like a tie.

[@amandaivy253]

True, major home field advantage in those cases.

[@tehmemezlord2379]

Drop a hippo, win win.

[@duckybruh123]

Baruch Ben-David not really, bears are actually good swimmers, so I think that the bear wins all

[@bluesword7878]

That's probably because people don't go in oceans as often as they do in forests or other places bears live.

[@bluesword7878]

Chihiro Lim, yes, I agree. But if we swam around in the sea often, there would be a lot of death by sharks regardless of whether their intentions were innocent or not. I think sharks are very interesting, gorgeous creatures and just trying to follow their instincts, but that's what bears do too. Sharks and bears don't primarily feed on humans, but can eat them because that's just how nature works.

[@MarkelleRayneeSheree]

Imagine being murdered and people that hardly knew you being like "yea she was a hippie and she liked swimming naked. It was probably just a shark attack"

[@tubzywilson4690]

Weird guy writes a poem, wants to be helpful to the case, guilty! bet he was the stalker too. I'm saying decker did it.

[@spooky_ghosty]

Even if he somehow miraculously not guilty he is freaking creepy

[@viptech_c5286]

If he checks out and they were dating, wouldn't she recognize the man pretty quickly? or Michelle would know he rode a motorcycle?

[@jvierra8962]

My theory : The guy who was a stalker drowned her in the shore where she swallowed all that sand.He then cut off her leg, making it seem like a shark attack. Then he took off her clothes, making it seem like she was swimming naked,and he threw her into the water, where a current picked her up and accidentally slammed her into rocks where she broke her neck. Then the Blue Sharks had a little feast on her body. He also placed her purse on the shore to make it seem like she was swimming. Case. Closed

[@estherhwang2883]

J Vierra that doesn't really explain how her leg was gone and sharpened to a point tho

[@Angela-tg7ki]

esther hwang J Vierra stated "he then cut off her leg, making it seem like a shark attack" That means the leg is gone and most likely implies that it's pointed too

[@estherhwang2883]

Oh Idk this theory still doesn't add up for me lol

[@KittenGoesGrr]

And it's possible that the leg was cut off and kept as some kind of trophy. In murders that a stalker has caused, there's almost always a memento of some sort that is taken from the victim. That way if they look at it they can relive the experience all over again

[@rubyrobles3188]

J Vierra that's what I think too

[@kayduff5676]

Bear vs. shark vs. hippo. It's on.

[@cassieduran1614]

Kay Duff // bear would lose because of how small its mouth is and how rubbery the shark and hippos skin is so the claws of a bear wouldn't do enough. Hippos have no jaw so it could could take a bite out of a shark. And a shark could take out the hippos legs. It's all basically on how you see it

[@12band]

Maria Lewis Go away.

[@fiorellatupone5629]

+Maria Lewis gtfo

[@dontclickpls927]

Maria Lewis fluff you im a kid you know ive made this mistake before

[@amyduong9423]

The bear is definitely dead

[@ilovehorses-e7g]

My God, this is one of the worst deaths i have ever heard of... It must be unbearably hard for the poor family and loved ones.

[@abbyfarris6558]

I’ve seen jaws at least six times It’s a shark I have jumping I have jumped

[@lucyjenkins1341]

I’ve landed

[@stephenjohn2116]

Shark, it’s a shark.

[@takiyah_6193]

Huh

[@unitedwestand160]

I have jumping?

[@gracerisucci968]

Shane's skepticism always makes me a little less scared

[@missaine6863]

This show saved buzzfeed

[@rizvor3136]

and the vs food series

[@sparklingboba1748]

MissAine try guys also

[@zoe.melina]

MissAine it's the only reason I watch buzzfeed

[@klarkette1.080]

Zoe Olsen ikr

[@Lunabandit]

MissAine 100% agree

[@coldpolarbear]

3:03 are they seriously listening to the despicable me soundtrack while they go investigate a murder case-

[@jaedensoarin]

Good eye 😭

[@sedonafarley8382]

This is my worst fucking nightmare. Being dragged to the bottom of the ocean like that.

[@jayparksblackgf8958]

Sedona Farley honestly same

[@la-chantaerussell8564]

Sedona Farley omg same Im so scared of deep water

[@FiddlebirdBlue]

At least with drowning you have a last moment of drowsiness and calm, like freezing to death. My worst nightmare is being one of the "Criminal Minds" victims who doesn't get rescued - and those episodes are mostly based on real cases. Xl

[@LOVEanneLOVE]

FiddlebirdBlue yeah I've heard drowning is one of the most peaceful ways to go? Doesn't really sound like it tho!

[@newyear97fool]

It said for the sand to have gotten in her stomach and lungs though she would have had to have been alive and taken a deep inhale O.o

[@vicetacion]

Ryan and shane are like a married couple when they fight 👌🏼lol

[@sarahglover4241]

either that or five year olds....

[@nicklenator]

diss e wtf is your pfp

[@agentmelon4654]

*my mom and dad*

[@risktaker200-2]

The poem was so FUCKED up LOL😂

[@davidsilverstein7360]

Hi - what was it

[@casey7342]

its was FUCKED up

[@sircksirachsibayan86]

Animored vampire j

[@stevemccullough2480]

Hi - it is so fucked up

[@edwindecker8937]

Good poetry is often very fucked up.

[@sabrinafeher2522]

What if Decker was the stalker, as he was an ‘unknown man’ in Michelle’s words, and if she only saw him from a distance she may not have been able to identify him as Decker

[@Filippa1.1.]

Deadliest do u know that the shark kills 6 people a year... And humans kills more than 2-5 million sharks

[@LilacLoveMaze0613]

Flamingo Shorts Yup, studies say humans kill 11,000 sharks an hour (on the conservative side)! How fucking mental is that?? Yet the moment we invade a sharks territory and someone dies all of a sudden people are calling for massive shark culls out of fear. It’s atrocious. So disturbing. I love sharks! I feel for everyone who has died because of a shark and for their families, but sharks aren’t these prolific man eaters people accuse them of being. Not at all! Humans are the monsters in this scenario.

[@rhysbol6986]

Deer kill 20 people a year Cows kill 300. Murderous cows, a trillion times better than JAWS.

[@Jukajobs]

while sharks are definitely not as dangerous to humans as many people think they are, i imagine we'd have a lot more humans getting killed by sharks if we owned millions of them worldwide and had them as an essential part of our food industry, if we were to herd them and all that stuff we do with cows the death toll would rise, that's the main reason why so many humans die bc of cows, as a species we're always interacting with them in big numbers. besides, if a shark mistakes a human surfer for a turtle, bites their leg, realizes "oh wait this is not a turtle, this tastes bad" and lets go, the damage is already pretty big because sharks just happen to usually be very strong and full of sharp teeth. don't get me wrong, i agree with the general message here 100%, this is just about how the cow vs shark statistic is really influenced by human behavior around those kinds of animals. but yeah, sharks dont usually even like to eat humans, those that do are usually from areas with a lot of human presence, so they're used to eating a lot of weird stuff, so in the end that's also humankind's fault. but other than those sharks, most of them will attack when they feel threatened or when they confuse us with another animal. if we were part of the ocean's food-chain, we wouldn't be able to go swim a little bit in the ocean, we'd be dead. most animals have a "you don't bother me, i don't bother you" kind of approach to humans tbh, the problem is that sometimes they feel threatened more easily than we do and sometimes they're big and strong, and sometimes they might also just confuse things or be desperate for food.

[@rhysbol6986]

@@Jukajobs you are officially assigned as the science logic side of KZbin. I wish you luck on your journeys

[@xxzeokixx939]

sharks are really cute, I went shark diving not that long ago and im 12 XD (they are my fave animals)

[@lemardofash9176]

at the start u should have said "lets DIVE into it"

[@superstellarhere]

YES

[@idek4973]

Buzzfeed Unsolved on my birthday😭❤ What a beautiful gift.

[@idek4973]

Ecnxelia Thank you so much ❤ I appreciate that ☺️

[@bea2414]

Lavender Moon happy b-day💖💖

[@idek4973]

BEA Thank you ❤ So nice of you 😊

[@idek4973]

Ecnxelia Thanks ☺️❤ Wish there would be more people like you🌹

[@renee-mariamakdessi7018]

Lavender Moon happy birthday!!

[@carnuatus]

Regarding the guy who kissed her and urged them to look into the case--it seems counter-intuitive but the guilty tend to insert themselves into cases. It's not as implausible as you'd think.

[@Thatbeanbagchair]

Obvious murder to me, you guys?

[@jimmoriarty5471]

I'm on your side Cas :D

[@Divio18]

Agreed

[@SuperSimon345]

Castiel Imposter what about the missing leg?

[@viviannguyen4006]

notsimon5 wouldn't be surprised if she got tortured. Cut off her leg while she was STILL alive. And possible forced drowning as well.

[@junnat6877]

notsimon5 it's a cover up, the guy, most likely stalker, inflicted the wounds on her to make it look like a shark attack when it wasn't

[@kujosfield8974]

Shane and Ryan's arguments are my life 😂🙌🏻❤

[@lunanarda]

Harley Quinn IKR

[@ashleywolner6596]

IKR

[@aictopus]

Just to remind everyone, shark horror movies like JAWS are hugely inaccurate. The book and movies themselves contributed to a shark fear. Remember folks, Hollywood is not real life. Sharks are not monsters.

[@seanwalsh9814]

Indeed they aren't, but I'll never be able to get over the amount of teeth the Great White's got.

[@AshalindsYT]

They don't even like human flesh. At all.

[@gregh4150]

@@seanwalsh9814 or the goblin shark

[@johanvajse8410]

killer whales are monsters I've seen the movie Orca! yes this is a joke

[@orcalord8166]

@@johanvajse8410 How dare you.

[@erinedwards209]

Shakespeare’s been real quiet since that poem came out….