The Office - My Top 25 Funniest Lines

This is a collection of My Top 25 funniest lines from the English sitcom, The Office for fans who have already seen it.

[@Mark-sc2dy]

All great lines but dont see my favorite. When Garreth comes back in the room during training and is asked for his fantasy, meaning his future dream scenario in the company but he says. "2 Lesbians, Sisters I'm just watching"

[@LighterItHit]

My favourite line aswell🤣🤣

[@mattdale6931]

The reply from Tim afterwards "I never thought I'd say this but can we hear more from Gareth please?"

[@hudders11]

Like Kevin from Derek where even in his fantasy he's still rejected

[@bonkeydollocks1879]

I'm sure The poster will try and consider this next time he puts together another set of HIS favourite clips, how rude of him

[@theenforcer22]

Could be the incest element?

[@fadeintoyou77]

"So what's a goblin?" is definitely one of the funniest lines. That worker guy always cracks me up.

[@bazglsgw1208]

He was great as Jeff in Peep Show.edit Oliva Coleman was also in an epp of the Office.

[@Cother]

The guy who said "so, what's a goblin" was my old maths teacher kekw

[@ElectricPylon]

Yes. Mine too. And I've used it a few times when the conversation goes in that direction.

[@smsm-xb1lt]

“Under weaknesses, you’ve put eczema” cracks me up every time!! 😂

[@alephnull4044]

I'm sure it cracks him up too

[@jamesfield1674]

@@alephnull4044 touche

[@TheDoowllams]

The bloopers for that scene are hilarious

[@Claudia-es8jv]

My favorite!

[@paulharper4196]

"Yeah... on my foot"

[@s1050]

“Brent mused…” 🤣🤣🤣

[@derekcheunglew]

The interviewer being future Best Actress Oscar Winner Olivia Colman!

[@johnforensicman6179]

Mackenzie Crook (Gareth Keenan) is absolutely brilliant in this! Never has a bad line and plays his character faultlessly.

[@TonyEnglandUK]

and he's got the arse, that side.

[@paulharper4196]

"He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?" - Gareth

[@MrClapTrap]

"Different frogs, different times" still makes me laugh to this day

[@actually-will1606]

That “So whats a goblin” had me in tears

[@gillianm9367]

Same here 🤣🤣🤣

[@HeisenbergTheFirst]

How long ya gonna be mate?

[@charliekane135]

Brent trying to speak to the black colleague about black actors. This actually happens. This series is so spot on and accurate of office culture it's scary.

[@matthewmensah8703]

August 2021 and still haven't seen anything as good as the Office UK since. Absolutely brilliant and changed comedy

[@sarac.3259]

Yes we could do with some really good original comedy. This was ground-breaking.

[@mattp1873]

Agree. First season of eastbound and down was close for me.

[@josue24]

American office is better.

[@ben6993]

Thick of it was great as well

[@Sir_LynX]

Then you should try the office US, 1000 times better

[@HatfulofHallow]

Surely, "Do you still keep in touch with Oggy?" is the funniest part of that scene?

[@emmacook112]

One of my personal favourites when Gareth is filling in David’s dating profile - he asks “mixing with friends?” and Brent says “yea, loads put loads”.

[@infrasleep]

I like it when he's meeting his blind dates-has a moan about them sending any old rubbish -then says he's meeting a woman with a white scarf ,the woman asks "Are you David" and Brent turns to look at the camera saying " Oh FFS" with a look of disgust on his face !!

[@MegaMasterkiller666]

"David can I stay in bed all day?" "Yes you can, David." .... "Both me, that's not me in bed with another bloke called David." 😂😂😂

[@paulsantini9288]

"I just wanna know how come he knows so much about midgets" cracks me up everytime. This programme will never be matched or ever grow old

[@charliekane135]

When this series came out it was just so original, so brilliant. I don't think anyone could write anything like it now

[@brotherben4357]

Also the casting. Almost perfection.

[@matskarlsson9011]

Amazing how no other comedy show still has managed to even come close to this one. A true masterpiece by Gervais and Merchant. Everything from casting and manuscript to acting and the mockumentary format is perfectly executed. I wonder if they knew that when they were creating it. How is it even possible to get everything so right?

[@rossdalziel6615]

The only thing America has copied from uk that was just as good

[@Ronnieklitschko]

Not even Ricky and Steve can top it , so the rest have no chance

[@suad01]

"Manuscript". Grandad.

[@shoeymc1751]

Legit genius the whole show

[@mrSam3ooo]

“So what’s a goblin” “how long you gonna be mate” made me laugh the most My favorite bit of acting is Keith’s appraisal, Brent losing his patience but tryna stay calm is played so well by Ricky 😂

[@TonyEnglandUK]

Do you want the options again?

[@danmancmufc]

The camera play is absolute genius

[@SininenKT]

“Different frogs, different times” I love him SO much

[@lynnewhitelam7495]

"Different frogs , different times " is as good a punchline as "A Pot Noodle and a Wank." Hilarious.

[@bcptbcpt]

It's impossible to appreciate how revolutionary the office was when it appeared (the UK one, of course) if you were not around at that time. We'd never seen anything like it, it was something completely new and fresh. And over 20 years later, it has been imitated countless times but the original remains unsurpassed.

[@slinkycowboy]

only other thing similar was the victoria wood skits in the show - another work of genius

[@MrCostaC]

American office surpassed it.

[@garouthetiktokinfluencerhu9731]

@@MrCostaC in terms of popularity yes.

[@gabrielmenezes14]

The office US is better, period.

[@MrCostaC]

@@garouthetiktokinfluencerhu9731 - no, in terms of quality

[@tyroneyacoub8261]

Ricky Gervais miming dwarf arms may be the funniest thing I've ever seen. "I know the ones"

[@samedz3966]

"He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?"

[@AJ_Lucas]

Amazing flex.

[@SteveRes]

"Brent mused" killed me the first time I heard it, along with "under weaknesses you've put eczema"

[@qnzman578]

The best part about the mrs sidney poitier joke is that Brent goes back in as a follow up, like he would've been fine if he let the conversation drop but he had to go back and embarrass himself 😂😂

[@TonyEnglandUK]

Poitier was a great actor to be fair. And the other one. Both do a great Ali G impression.

[@CreativeCache101]

It's is Mr tho, not Mrs😅

[@raoulduke344]

@@CreativeCache101 And he says "mister" in the clip. Dunno why "mrs" was written.

[@gavinducky1839]

These jokes are so simple but genius 😂😂hits you different when your stoned 😂😂

[@williamritson6357]

"So what's a goblin" gets me everytime... forever...

[@ajbastiman4965]

It just feels so real thats the beauty with the office absolute masterclass

[@SharkLB]

"I don't go around calling myself the mong boy" Is the funniest shit ever

[@DopravniPoradce]

It's my favorite show of all times. Absolutely hilarious.

[@grahamroberts1833]

My funniest bit of Gareth's "so have you got a boyfriend?" is the way you can see him mulling over what to say or whether he should say it. It is almost as though he knows it is a bad move but then can't help himself and just does it.

[@benrussell9983]

I think he is actually trying to work out whether she has a boyfriend or not then asks. Which in my view makes it even better

[@StupStups]

I didn't realise how much of a comedic genius Mackenzie Crook was until I watched Detectorists recently. Now see Gareth in a new light

[@cephalopod7300]

The part of Gareth is played superbly. All the little mannerisms and awkwardness. Gervais said he originally imagined Gareth as a big guy who thinks he's hard, boasting about being in the Territorial Army etc. Then Mackenzie Crook walked into the audition and didn't look anything like who they had in mind, but they went with him anyway. Good call.

[@Geokinkladze]

I don't think he thought of it as a bad move, I like to think he was trying to work out from what she'd just said, whether she had a boyfriend or not.

[@ocbyn]

“….look up there, at it!…” World class writing just there

[@jlrob85]

20 years on and it hasn’t had an equal

[@paulmorris4656]

"At it"

[@jamesjarrett52]

I don't know where to begin or end with this...it's just brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

[@bisonjones2594]

That part where he goes to the black guy and only starts talking about black actors brings back so many memories 🤣🤣🤣 The amount of times some white folks have started a conversation with me only to talk about either rap music or black actors and actresses, still cracks me up 🤣🤣 They look so confused when I tell them I am more of a Red Hot chilli pepper fan than rap fan 🤣🤣

[@SuperEdge67]

So who’s your favourite actor, Denzil Washington or Idris Elba. Sorry I couldn’t help it. 😂🤣

[@darthwatson8274]

Red Hot Chili Peppers are the bomb.TBF they did incorporate elements of funk and rap into their music. Whats are your favourite songs?

[@s1050]

@@SuperEdge67 Ah Denzel Washington he’s good isn’t he?

[@raminybhatti5740]

I've always liked Seal. 😂

[@theenforcer22]

He’s trying so hard to not be racist, that ironically he ends up treating the black guy differently because of his race!

[@Celtwoman1949]

I noticed a young Olivia Coleman as an interviewer in that.

[@samueljweston]

This is the most fantastically observed and brilliant comedy show of all time.

[@AJ_Lucas]

The gestures that Brent does when he realises what a dwarf is: T-Rex arms, Frankenstein-shape head.

[@anthonyward6805]

The man is a comedy genius

[@Anygodwilldo]

"Brent mused, then replied..." :-D brilliant

[@jamesfield1674]

"they should be rewarded" omg too good

[@yutehube4468]

The one where the workers are huddled around a TV in the warehouse watching a video has to be in the top 25 lines: Brent: "What are you watching?" Forklift guy: "My dog shagging his dog".

[@paulmills1206]

Gareth…’at it’

[@Sheepwillbesheep]

The greatest of all time

[@amiblueful]

The best part of the Keith quote with Dawn was "NoT your minge" followed by the Scotch egg in the mouth.

[@user-wb2zm9xl4m]

Gareth's ultimate fantasy should definitely be in here one of my top 5 moments for sure

[@johndeleon8741]

"What's an elf?" lol🤣🤣🤣

[@criticalbil1]

This is extraordinarily good. It's also very British. There are references to the British TV adaptation of The Darling Buds of May ("Perfick!") and a British documentary about the English national football team ("Do I not like that?"). It is rich and painful and sour. I haven't seen the American version. Is it nearly as good? I imagine a translation that reduces the agony in order to appeal to a wider audience. Make it milder like American cheese, and sweeter like American bread.

[@al201103]

You're pretty much right about the changes to the US version. It is very funny, but it's also quite a different show really. Different humour. People still bicker about which is "the best" but I honestly see them as two very separate shows. And we don't have to choose, we have both :)

[@benoitpoelvoorde444]

Là meilleur série de tous les temps.

[@simonhunter3430]

thanks for uploading this

[@thomasmartin3471]

400 years from 2021,after the pyramid wars,this is studied like Shakespeare's greatest plays..humanity's last hope

[@filmiganay7310]

Timeless acidic English wit, honed to perfection !!!

[@SamuelJ]

How people can say the US office is better is beyond me. Zero comparison

[@TS-pt9pz]

" it's a bit hard to tell with the wheelchair ones" Arguably up there with the funniest.

[@richardclarke376]

"Brent Mused" --- best line ever

[@luckyspurs]

The thing is, there's probably only like 3 of my favourite 25 lines in here. That's how quotable it is.

[@DNero13]

Never even watch the office but just from there clips I can see in how many shows and films have used their comedy. Ovi nit saying the office was the first but you can see shows it inspired

[@duncanedwards6461]

Half vulcan, half human. So petty. So funny 😁

[@jtraily]

"She said she'd be wearing a white chiffon scarf to help me spot her. So, em...oh, for fuck's sake!" 🤣

[@TheThejpmshow]

What makes The Office so perfect is it’s so believable When it first came out I thought it WAS real! I was only 15/16 but still!

[@Immolator772]

Imagine getting fired and your boss starts talking about mythical creatures, that's just genius.

[@SanshoTheBailiff]

2.7 thousand dislikes are Americans who just dont understand.

[@theoffspringguy]

It's hard to jerk it to the Sears catalog when you've already seen internet porn.

[@Genevasplaytime]

@@theoffspringguy american office = snakes and ladders British office = Chess

[@theoffspringguy]

@@Genevasplaytime Exactly. Chess isn't funny.

[@Azzi_0161]

socialgames American office isn’t funny. British office the original and the best with ease

[@r3dtext]

Mackenzie crooks awesome as gareth lol

[@TonyEnglandUK]

In Brazil, a boy has been born that can swim faster than a shark.

[@g.w.7893]

Brilliance is rarely noticed until it's gone.

[@ThomasPowellNZ]

I love the older man who's never afraid to take Brent to task over his bullshit, and how he's presumably dismissed.

[@jimmorrison4291]

...at it... 🤣

[@drtrance321]

7:20 JEFF?!?!?

[@esreverreverse1769]

Fucking JEFF?!

[@nickyjohn9838]

and that's crufts ... hilarious

[@SenseofSelf]

4:35 Arrgh....😂 this is so real. Pretending to be interested in people's inane utterings. Offices... work of the devil.

[@kreemkrackered3755]

Lol “at it..” 😂🤣

[@kylemclachlan8651]

Number two is possibly the funniest line ever written.

[@TheSludgeMan]

Can't believe you cut out the "..it takes a second to load" from the computer porno scene. That's a great line.

[@stevewalsh-balshaw1727]

Brilliant series

[@SquirrelASMR]

7:36 omg haha the forehead

[@ralphsmith1170]

LOL!!! So funny this stuff!

[@barriniho]

Amazing that Ricky Gervais would go on to host the Oscars and Olivia Colman would go and win an Oscar after the Office.

[@user-eg3tl5ko5x]

Not quite mate

[@bazglsgw1208]

Coleman was in the legendary Peep Show.

[@BennyHarveyRIP]

Close mate but not quite right.

[@GeorgeBoroFan]

Coleman interviewed him for Inside Paper no?

[@robnewton3368]

The fired fork lift driver was Jeff from Peep Show also.

[@adrianmaxwell7483]

The computer nerd should have made this list. "oi, no professionals ....."

[@George-543]

"You do not punish someone, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs" - It's true.

[@MMM18092]

The actors' reactions at 1.11 look so genuine, as if they don't know themselves whether to cringe or laugh.

[@leepryde00]

Missed out the computer geek & also this guy does the best Ali G impression

[@JD-xn4ls]

I think there’s been a rape up there is the best line in comedy writing history

[@themooseman8410]

Look up there.......at it. Classic

[@markiefella]

“You’re not going to lose your job. You’re not going to lose your job. You know? You’re not going to lose your job.” Looks like nothing written down but was hilarious.

[@rooneye]

The funinest lines ever are the FIRST lines ever. That' whole job interview is hilarious. "I can make that dream come true TO aka for you." and his hand gestures pointing from his hair! "The point is you talk the talk but you dont' walk the walk viza-vi you've not yet past your forklift drivers test." So he just gives the guy the job without one! "Has he past his forklift test? He WRITES the test!" does the Pinocchio nose gesture.🤥 "He's first aid trained yeh" Cathlolic sign of the cross 🤣 "We'll get a CV over to you" does the air keyboard telling the guy he needs to add all those lies in. 😉 Imagine this guy going to work. He cant drive a forklift for shit and when he flattens a guy with said forklift he can't do even CPR or anything because hes not first aid trained! 🤣🤣🤣

[@crowns9966]

Where's Simon the IT guy? Dude is hilarious

[@djizzah]

whats a goblin, the funniest skit i ever saw on the office

[@MisraRup]

My favourite one is definitely the Royal Family... Christmas Day! 😭😭😂😂

[@suad01]

Hiya

[@nilsdarr]

RIP mr. Sidney Poitier

[@meowmeow5662]

David said "Mrs Sidney poitier"

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

I got the arse this side is the best comeback

[@leeallen7585]

Series two.....David call Keith fatty fatty toad boy.......laugh so hard at that line i can't breath

[@amyclarke41]

brilliant series

[@1seansouth]

Future Peep Show cast: 1:42 Sophie and 7:48 Jeff

[@Spud773]

Love Mr Brent!

[@_D1886]

Gareth: "I don't know Jennifer. I could show you a magazine where....*gestures with hands*" Jennifer: "*Could* you?!" Gareth: "Well, I haven't got it with me but when are you next in?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Charlie-fk5lp]

What about ‘oooh, you’re hard’

[@Cpr1234]

and what about the real classic, "noooo god please no"

[@Charlie-fk5lp]

Cpr1234 that’s the American one dumbass

[@godzilla12325]

Ooooh your 'ard still fucks me up with laughter. I use that myself now and again 😁

[@zadorazciencekidsfun7605]

'Assistant TO the manager' should be in top 3

[@CarlosGambino_22]

You've charmed me.

[@NEpatriots88]

Brett mused as he read the comment section. He was refreshingly laid back by all the fellow Office fans.

[@annoyingbstard9407]

I could look up there………at it.

[@kenrehill8775]

Jeez how many of these went on to massive things?