You aren't gonna be laughing as much when we come back, Jackson.
@daddydiddles46807 жыл бұрын
Why do you slab being aussie on everything? Your videos, you are acting so fuckin' Aussie now and I can guarantee that you are from NSW or some shit.
@drakashrakenburgproduction53696 жыл бұрын
Thevaultwanderer god you are cringe
@Experiment53.6 жыл бұрын
Sweden can aid you with seagulls and reindeers
@gameslayer4046 жыл бұрын
well Thevaultwanderer you might of have used nukes but we only lost too civilians and no more emus and when we went on the offensive we absolutely demolished your crappy country
@etgha6 жыл бұрын
Wait, isn't Australia that country filled with British prisoners?
@tooeasybrah7 жыл бұрын
another good Australian story. we once had a prime minister go swimming in the ocean. he disappeared and was never seen or heard from again
@tai-bere35007 жыл бұрын
Dave M Abducted by a Russian submarine.
@PsychoPanda90007 жыл бұрын
Dave M Australian Jaws, it's like the American Jaws but with lasers
@TerryFromAccounts7 жыл бұрын
Dave M Didn't you name a swimming pool after him?
@Chiefkid207 жыл бұрын
So he escaped.
@2ShOoTer77 жыл бұрын
He'd rather take a chance at sea than staying and govern retards that have nothing better to do than declaring war on emus.
@NovvaNeon7 жыл бұрын
fun fact: emu's, along with ostrich's, can kill lions in the wild. another fun fact: their legs are so strong they can kill a large dog with one kick
@lmao.36616 жыл бұрын
Meme Machine kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5epooujrNCAgKc Make a shitpost by playing this when playing emu simulator
@clappincheeks55844 жыл бұрын
Well that’s how they kill lions too. With a kick.
@carolinacoreas77164 жыл бұрын
If emus live in Australia, how are they going to kick lions from the African continent? I guess they assumed it since ostriches and emus are related to the extinct elephant bird.
@sirguinea35133 жыл бұрын
@@carolinacoreas7716 The coliseum happened lol
@sla_pdick69686 ай бұрын
@@carolinacoreas7716emus are here too there aren’t just in Australia
@arpanicautomation75867 жыл бұрын
thanks for wasting all the budget on the intro, Jackson
@gorillahackerman7 жыл бұрын
Kaya was a good substitute for Alex, really embraced the whole "I hate everything" motif. Still, wish Alex would come back, gotta keep the original cast together
@kleptastic76377 жыл бұрын
MORE LIKE BORED WALK BURGERS, CAUSE THE BURGERS AREN'T HAVING FUN!
@kleptastic76377 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@rayztube7 жыл бұрын
TheInternet Cat hahaha
@Hyper_19897 жыл бұрын
THE OFFICIAL JOKE
@OpalSilkMoth7 жыл бұрын
TheInternet Cat I'm cringing so hard
@chaseb53767 жыл бұрын
TheInternet Cat "man I remember when I first made that joke" "you mean last week" *snicker snicker*
@socrates30657 жыл бұрын
It says 5 men in the description because this podcast includes you, the viewer, in the podcast and is designed to make you a part of the family, officially.
@Badgerbot127 жыл бұрын
Socrates no it's IHE, his mic is broken but he's there
@neonjuice46103 жыл бұрын
He legit said It was Alex with a Brocken mic
@alexknight44037 жыл бұрын
"Jackson, you have so many fucking corners you've formed a circle" 10/10 Completely hilarious unappreciated zinger
@chaseb53767 жыл бұрын
"Five close man friends" copy and pasting the description again, Charlie? This wouldn't happen if IHE was still around.
@BunbunCourier7 жыл бұрын
He's still here, his mic was just broken the whole podcast.
@nissan36097 жыл бұрын
Just a Drifter yeah ok
@atb11757 жыл бұрын
Just a Drifter the 5th guy is the agent watching Kaya
@SlidewaysMotion7 жыл бұрын
Just a Drifter notice me senpai
@thrice_cube7 жыл бұрын
Have you seen any of cr1t's descriptions? They're all the same
@gurtshop7 жыл бұрын
cool where is alex the creator of the podcast?
@SlidewaysMotion7 жыл бұрын
FUKE Incorporated Mic is broken but he's in the call
@thrice_cube7 жыл бұрын
Slideways Motion i always felt dunkey was a more enthusiastic charlie
@sugocybe7 жыл бұрын
Watching "Who killed captain Alex"
@ijakerz937 жыл бұрын
FUKE Records his mic is broken
@WootmansayWOOT7 жыл бұрын
WhoKilled Captain Alex's Microphone?
@Ash-gc3bb6 жыл бұрын
WootmansayWOOT nice profile pic
@outspan877 жыл бұрын
I hope Charlie gets to tell the Boardwalk Burgers joke to Brendan Fraser
@Pat0p7 жыл бұрын
And then Brendan Fraser will use that joke to revive his acting career.
@laughercake31567 жыл бұрын
someguy I think this podcast will be complete the moment that happens.
@CoolioMaister7 жыл бұрын
29:03 If you're having problems with Skype, use Discord. I wanna hear Kaya's true voice.
@SpicyAvocado7 жыл бұрын
Only one minute in and I can see you guys have perfected the Podcast formula. Flawless intro + A list of Kaya's smugglers + the greatest joke that has not been overused at all = A quintessential Podcast
@Aquwert7 жыл бұрын
Kaya- "why couldn't you just strangle them or something?" You would get your lungs kicked in
@sashaschuele44877 жыл бұрын
Remember the early days of the podcast when Jackson didn't want to get Kaya assassinated and actually bleeped things out
@annastasciafiramari83847 жыл бұрын
"The second largest bird in the world (next to the ostrich), they are greyish-brown and flightless with very tasty meat. They're not particularly aggressive unless you mess with their eggs or hatchlings, but they have been known to kill people who do mess with them with a single kick. They appear on the Australian 50 cent coin, alongside the kangaroo. They also eat rocks." Excerpt of Emus from Tv tropes. They are fucking dangerous, mate.
@dorphlthewise17 жыл бұрын
Mel Gibson needs to make a war movie about the Great Emu War.
@hxllzcxrtxz78837 жыл бұрын
David MacDonald Co starring Brendan frasher
@OmerAliuddin7 жыл бұрын
*Brendan Fraser. GODDAMIT!
@spagelsmegal7 жыл бұрын
David MacDonald as an Aussie myself it will be sadder than gailipoli
@michaelt620777 жыл бұрын
Black Troy McClure and Mexicans
@lyricsfromsweden7 жыл бұрын
Real shit: Never got hooked on podcasts like everyone around me. However this is highly addictive.
@xMDawg19x7 жыл бұрын
Just pledged to your Patreon. It really isn't a lot, but it's what I can afford right now. I feel it's well worth it for the way you guys make me really happy several times a month. I'm not a crazy happy (nor crazy sad) person but I feel fantastic when I watch these. Keep at it gents.
@XiviCore7 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize that I would ever remember learning about the Emu War in one of my classes.
@GreatKawaiiGod7 жыл бұрын
I think the best part of the Emu war is that Australia lost because the Emu hoard didn't fear being shot at and they kept having to retreat
@guyler4837 жыл бұрын
Where's our host Alex?
@SlidewaysMotion7 жыл бұрын
Random Name muted
@extrememiner96277 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a patron page to get Alex to unite his mic.
@kiwijames37507 жыл бұрын
He just was a little quiet this episode.
@unheardr0b0t697 жыл бұрын
Jackson is Alex.
@tajuddinahmed17557 жыл бұрын
Random Name ll
@GroxXx7777 жыл бұрын
The Emu War story sounds much more real and plausible than Andrew's date.
@PrimordialDonut7 жыл бұрын
I hope you guys can get Vinny from Vinesauce on the podcast.
@AdamChadmon7 жыл бұрын
TheAnarchicBunny then the cycle will be complete
@becketclark99427 жыл бұрын
or joel
@outspan877 жыл бұрын
they should get Chuck Tingle
@checkurs6757 жыл бұрын
TheAnarchicBunny BUMP
@peperonypeperony79557 жыл бұрын
Whoa, you took the words right out of my thoughts.
@ZChuyoyo7 жыл бұрын
38:48 Kaya said Charlie is cute, totes OTP
@crypticraps7 жыл бұрын
Best line of the podcast "he was having such a good time on the podcast, he didn't have enough time to be offended. Thank god all the heroes in the comments section took it upon themselves to get offended on his behalf." - Kaya Orsan 2017
@JamesSmith-vg9gc7 жыл бұрын
Emus are fast. So that was a problem. And second, of all, there were like 3 or 4 men fighting the Emus. The Emus would split up in groups when attacked. The Attackers would have to focus on one of these groups reducing the Emu casualties. Most times one or two Emus would block all the Bullets for these groups. After seeing that Hunting Emus was ineffective the operation was canceled.
@meloncholy4286 жыл бұрын
Year late but besides all that, they're pretty tough.
@hendrikc.59847 жыл бұрын
I'm beginning to suspect Jackson has no clue how to cut things out of the track....
@ZealotOnYouTube7 жыл бұрын
If I just keep smiling, no one will notice
@oakey037 жыл бұрын
Charlie with a gut-buster right off the bat.
@onailime687 жыл бұрын
I love this podcast, gives me a tummy tickle everytime
@RattledRib7 жыл бұрын
The Official Podcast just keeps getting better and better every time,I love it.
@saltsman36737 жыл бұрын
*says he genuinely likes a thing* *immediately shits on it*
@Hanfgurkenhasser7 жыл бұрын
I just love Andrew's dating stories, they're always so weird and uncomfortable and just plain stupid. Perfect. :D
@MaztRPwn4 жыл бұрын
Something about him makes him a fat chick magnet
@pcenero5 жыл бұрын
"Her friend was taller than me" kaya: "ooh" "200-something pounds" kaya: "oh" that small response was so funny to me.
@swizzdizzy26937 жыл бұрын
anyone else here play Rimworld? The Emu thing sounds like a Rimworld event lol. "A pack of manhunting Emus entered your area."
@soloft17547 жыл бұрын
it really does
@PanzerPlant5 жыл бұрын
Or a Dwarf Fortress thing. “Beware the Forgotten Beast Oy-Cunt Aussiefeather! Its talons drip with poison.”
@TysonMoonie7 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the day that Andrew can actually tell a good date story.
@christianpanacopoulos7 жыл бұрын
60,000 x 10 = 600,000. Not 6 million Andrew. Your right, America does have books but they only work if you read them.
@mateusz737 жыл бұрын
Kaya should take Alex's channel over, it'd be more genuine
@bradatouille7 жыл бұрын
I'm a little confused, why is Alex not listed as a host? Do you guys have beef now or what?
@vanessamarsen79117 жыл бұрын
Bradley there trying to take over the podcast they muted his audio in post, and ignored him the whole time. Well claiming his mic was broken.
@technoserf_digital7 жыл бұрын
Source?
@Riab4ik7 жыл бұрын
Where's that funky jam at the very beginning? I'm disappointed in you, official podcast...
@laughercake31567 жыл бұрын
It's even lower than royalty free. It comes with Windows 7.
@itjuststartedraining7 жыл бұрын
i wanna give kaya a goddamn hug
@benschannel90656 жыл бұрын
Emus are scary, the walk up to you and it looks like they are going to peck your head. And then they do their weird sound that sounds like a heartbeat in their necks
@willhobbs027 жыл бұрын
I clean the house every Friday while listening to the official podcast, favorite thing to watch every week, keep up the great work!
@punishedbung49027 жыл бұрын
the patreons are called turk smugglers. this is the greatest podcast of all time.
@GaryPwner7 жыл бұрын
I watch the entire thing, then they reupload it, but its a bit longer, so i guess i have to rewatch it!
@maniac90467 жыл бұрын
Ross-Lyons Films I made 3 min then he removed it
@GaryPwner7 жыл бұрын
lol I watched and enjoyed the full thing, then i check my sub feed 30 minutes after finishing it and i just see it was uploaded 4 mins ago
@ryanklip247 жыл бұрын
Ross-Lyons Films how is the edited version longer than the unedited one?
@GaryPwner7 жыл бұрын
nvm i think its just cause of the intro
@maniac90467 жыл бұрын
Ryan Taffe it was the intro and missing the official Turk smuggler, it seemed in edited
@badvibesforever7117 жыл бұрын
Just make IHE a full member of the podcast already!
@someguyuknow2147 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite podcasts now! Please, never stop making this gold!
@stararthurlee7 жыл бұрын
The podcast is actually less than 30 seconds because all we need to heard is the bored walk burgers jokle
@xMDawg19x7 жыл бұрын
That intro was immaculate.
@MaikoGabrielKinzelEngelke7 жыл бұрын
and I was already thinking we would get Sam O`Nella from Sam O`Nella Academy here by the title
@falsemath7 жыл бұрын
to be honest, wasn't a huge fan of the podcast before but it's growing on me as you guys get the hang of it
@dudeman14567 жыл бұрын
I would listen to a whole podcast of Andrew talking about his bad dates. Consistently the most hilarious thing on this show.
@dabqu7 жыл бұрын
thank you so much I was going to be so sad if I had to go to sleep without podcast! Saved me just in time. This is my favorite thing right now like on all media
@yidjvrixen2007 жыл бұрын
5 close men gather around? hmmm?
@SlidewaysMotion7 жыл бұрын
Yidj Vrixen there's 5 ppl, Alex forgot to set up his Mic and was muted
@yidjvrixen2007 жыл бұрын
wasnt that a joke though? like they said when he was first on that he has always been there since day one just had his mic muted...
@SlidewaysMotion7 жыл бұрын
Yidj Vrixen nah, he's in the call the whole time.
@cci60177 жыл бұрын
"Five close man friends gather around to hate everything." Reference to Alex and his broken mic.
@triinkett39957 жыл бұрын
that's not nearly enough for a bukkake
@fearofthesky77 жыл бұрын
Its my birthday today and I'm a little bit trashed so this is a solid way to end the night.
@SnepSnep7 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure you guys were talking about Report Of The Week, the guy who reviews junk food in a suit. If you guys could get him on the show that would be great. But not for my pants.
@BK557SC7 жыл бұрын
Here's a quote from the great emu war "If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world... They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop."
@pepman4237 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping Andrew would end up taking the cat home at the end.
@179jfkla7 жыл бұрын
Oh man MeWithoutYou has a song on the elephant titled Elephant in the Dock. Friends were pretty surprised that it was based on a true story after we listened to it.
@dominicscreativefilms7 жыл бұрын
I want Splash TV to do an in-depth documentary on the Great Emu War.
@cripplemaster69496 жыл бұрын
Dominic's Creative Films you should tell that to splash tv
@HotshotTek7 жыл бұрын
The official podcast is the best podcast of all time.... Wait was that a Kids next door intro?!
@dankmctwist65757 жыл бұрын
fix the description charlie, it says 5 men
@SlidewaysMotion7 жыл бұрын
Dank McTwist u forget Alex?
@pierro135797 жыл бұрын
Slideways Motion He meant 5 women
@dankmctwist65757 жыл бұрын
Slideways Motion when your comment gets more likes
@SlidewaysMotion7 жыл бұрын
Dank McTwist sorry
@SlidewaysMotion7 жыл бұрын
Dank McTwist I'm not black
@1Yooter7 жыл бұрын
I taped a picture of myself in the center and pretend to be part of the group.
@yungdoof67637 жыл бұрын
What a fine group of boys.
@edor8676 жыл бұрын
listened to all of the podcasts twice, some even more. This is great
@sethr.c10657 жыл бұрын
It was a war of emutrition. It was a tragic war of our dark history. Not Australian history, nay, this war transcends one nation. This tragedy is a gash in the history of our world.
@AK-lg8fj7 жыл бұрын
As a southerner I can confirm that Publix is excellent. Unfortunately the town I live in now only has Kroger.
@dingobiff7 жыл бұрын
Imagine a mod for Earth Defense Force 4.1 that replaces all of the enemies or atleast the ants with emus...
@cymaratechoverdragon7 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell, a podcast that actually improves in quality with the inclusion of a Patreon, most are just a fan of taking the money and running.
@cymaratechoverdragon7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I can see the difference already, props for actually putting the money into the right places. Finally a patreon worth investing in.
@clamclam76327 жыл бұрын
I lose my shit every time I hear that board walk burger joke
@ILikeCheesesticks7 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this for so long
@stillnousername97967 жыл бұрын
If you ever feel suicidal, remember that you live in a universe where we had a genuine war with emus that we lost.
@nathanhargis54306 жыл бұрын
Elephant hanging was in Erwin, TN. I live right beside it. My band director loved to tell us about how he lives in the town where they hung an elephant... kinda cool hearing people from a different state talk about it
@aragonhawke7 жыл бұрын
lol kaya is a fucking psychopath but I love it I was dying through that whole rant
@belly_nelly7 жыл бұрын
I'm happy its just yall again
@themibskie51944 жыл бұрын
I dont think kaya knows the strength of an emu
@austinbrutcher95287 жыл бұрын
these podcasts are getting better everytime i just love it!
@SewerMatt7 жыл бұрын
It says five close man friends because Alex will always be there in spirit
@KingOfTeKnO7 жыл бұрын
I love the production increase
@EDFslayer7 жыл бұрын
they laugh at the emu war, but only 6 men came back from the emu war. it was one of the bloodiest wars in history
@akumasstorytime39103 жыл бұрын
How many men were exactly deployed like 3 million.
@sunshinem.77417 жыл бұрын
Wow. I like that "Kaya SlapmyAss" name, very subtle. I wonder if Mark Hatfield knows any McCoys.
@nicholas36877 жыл бұрын
When they just used the same description from the I hate everything episode
@UnseenGriffin6 жыл бұрын
The suit guy you're referring to is ReportoftheWeek, and please, for the love of god, get him on the show. That would be golden.
@AverageNeighbor7 жыл бұрын
Actually find Andrew's dating stories hilarious
@Raiden50587 жыл бұрын
at 47:35 when charlie said preppy means its lit fam I literally almost fell off my chair and could hardly breathe
@Exalious7 жыл бұрын
i work at publix! I wish I could see Charlie sometimes I live in Lutz, I bag groceries. love you all and its so cool to have a big you tuber live near me!
@Exalious7 жыл бұрын
u go to high school or college?
@Exalious7 жыл бұрын
yeah i go to steinbrenner high school the only high schools in lutz are like steinbrenner, sickles, and gaither
@nopedone63317 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the next "Andrew's Fanfiction Corner".
@freakoffer7 жыл бұрын
Really hope you guys get MaxMoeFoe on the podcast sometime... Him and Jackson and speak australian nonsense
@thefaggerman23517 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for another one of these.
@Yankee_Doodle_Dandy7 жыл бұрын
the Banana wars! They are real
@mateusz737 жыл бұрын
yeah but it is like real conflicts of US fucking over latin america
@ShaaTheTemplar6 жыл бұрын
How about the Lobster War between Brazil and France?
@akumasstorytime39103 жыл бұрын
@@ShaaTheTemplar did the lobsters revolt in France and Brazil.
@julescovers7 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to Publix, moved to California from Alabama and no one believes it's a real supermarket here
@unheardr0b0t697 жыл бұрын
How to earn over 50 likes: 1. A comment asks "Where is Alex"/"Why is there 5 close friends..." 2. Reply: "Alex has always been there just that his mic is muted" 3. Refresh this page to see your likes rolling in.
@BlinkLed7 жыл бұрын
Another awesome quote about how many bullets the emus could take from one of the majors in the "war," "If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world... They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks."
@chocolatebutter1927 жыл бұрын
Why do so many people hate Andrew?
@ExileRavy7 жыл бұрын
they wish they were the ones dating him
@dramatictext7 жыл бұрын
Taking to the field on 13 November 1932, the military found a degree of success over the first two days, with approximately 40 emus killed. The third day, 15 November, proved to be far less successful, but by 2 December the guns were accounting for approximately 100 emus per week. Meredith was recalled on 10 December, and in his report he claimed 986 kills with 9,860 rounds, at a rate of exactly 10 rounds per confirmed kill. In addition, Meredith claimed 2,500 wounded birds had died as a result of the injuries that they had sustained. ~Wikipedia
@apocryphon17524 жыл бұрын
if you put the intro in .25 speed its horrifying
@stephens15857 жыл бұрын
The $50,000 top patreon tier is comedy gold.
@AksentNethariaFilm7 жыл бұрын
new intro made me the moistest man
@lindholmaren7 жыл бұрын
hey everyone welcome to the official kaya finally flips and kills all the brand deals podcast we are your hosts