The Official Podcast

[@LitchiBoba]

It was such a perfect slap. Soft enough that he didn’t outright murder Chris, but hard enough to create so much brain rot discourse on Twitter. My faves are the people unironically comparing the slap to 9/11

[@Detlevboi]

it's bait

[@augusta1994]

@@Detlevboi 100% twitter dumb as hell but they aint that dumb

[@boopymcdoopy4983]

Wait are people doing that?

[@slimjong-un5743]

They trolling you rookie

[@LitchiBoba]

@@slimjong-un5743 a journalist from the daily herald, Sam Sheehan tweeted comparing the slap to 9/11. He deleted the tweet then double downed on his take with another tweet.

[@PatricHerrera]

Everyone's talking about Andrew's stillness but no ones even mentioned Jackson's ability to remain still even while speaking.

[@Rafita_G]

its telepathy

[@realbillyb]

Jackson's placeholder photo looks like he's either an indie movie director or someone found dead in the woods searching for bigfoot.

[@zer0482]

hoooly shit

[@Lemminboy7]

I really like that second description

[@skkat7336]

For the first 2 minutes i thought andrews camera was just a still picture but it turns out he was just siting perfectly still

[@goatsmakemovies]

Lmao

[@bardbart]

Nothing compared to Jackson that lad didn't move the whole ep...

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

Legit stared at them for so long to figure out if this was factual. I'm so sleep deprived 😫

[@Spyciality]

Pfft i was looking at the guy in the top left thinking “when is he gonna move?” When I looked at the right after like 7 minutes

[@FentyCola559]

Why is he wearing sunglasses in doors?

[@disposable_income_andy]

andrew sits so fucking still that i can't tell he's moving half the time.

[@Axel-xt3cx]

After 10 minutes I got so surprised when he moved 😂

[@Xernitory]

he just doesn’t move

[@russian_knight]

He looks like the terminator especially with the glasses

[@ctg4818]

At least he isn't picking at meth scabs I guess

[@lizord0]

It’s a still picture lol

[@finn4135]

Jackson looks like he’s gunna ask you to come hunting with him, Andrew looks like a summer dad, Charlie looks like a gamer girl with a beard and Kaya looks like he’s gunna tell u his anime vengeance story.

[@beastchan8180]

The accuracy ☝😆

[@BlueFoxDA]

The 2022 Oscars is truly something to remember. One thing is for sure, Chris Rock has mad respect from me for keeping his composure, professionalism, and keeping the mood going at the Oscars.

[@agentsbigassforehead]

@Don't read profile photo thanks for the heads up, I won’t

[@Zincmentomint]

@Don't read profile photo ok

[@Zincmentomint]

@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 you’re a bit late for the bot comments Logan

[@SevenHunnid]

Man I know this is so random but my mom recently found out about my weed channel where i smoke weed for a living & now i be thinking about quitting or deleting my stuff🙏

[@ScottPilgrimspayaccount]

Yea Chris Rock behaved himself well indeed. He could teach Will Smith some manners, ironically.

[@leoneforte444]

The only reason they have an “open marriage” is because he can’t get his wife to agree to stop cheating, it’s a sad situation

[@kennethlatorre5269]

Unless he actually likes open marriages. polygamy is quite a thing with humans.

[@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg]

@@kennethlatorre5269 lmao sad

[@iansilva7422]

@@kennethlatorre5269 no, it's not, what are you talking about?

[@Trilobita98]

@@kennethlatorre5269 this marriage is a great case study of why polygamy is fucking disgusting

[@youtubesucks3882]

@@kennethlatorre5269 Yeah, maybe in Amazonia or some tribes that are unaware of the existence of the rest of the world.

[@calebnj4694]

Imagine the Rock was there at the Oscars and after Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, the Rock's intros theme plays then stops as he approaches Will Smith and says "You don't do that to us, rock brothers", then does a WWE take down on him.

[@squee-g1658]

The only thing stronger than tbe rock is the bond of family

[@devilmancries9617]

Schumer saw Chris Rock get smacked and was like, "fuck this, people LOVE Chris, imagine what they'll do to me"

[@randomthings8732]

Schumer would have 150 things people would do to her, meanwhile i think chris has like.. 1, which is getting slapped

[@clockworkserpent]

Thats a fucking good joke 🤣

[@maddazza9557]

Imagine the sound that would come off of Jada's head if you were to give it a good slap.

[@davidmoyes7010]

It's funny how Jada's the slapper, not Will.

[@jasonbrown20]

@@davidmoyes7010 😂

[@cpdroid]

Im still trying to get over the psychological trauma the slap gave me

[@tenderjerky3504]

I haven't slept in 3 hours not counting naps because of the slap it's been horrible.

[@eduardochavacano]

You will never recover. But that is okay. Everyone else was traumatize.

[@jsuoar6394]

I'm coping and seething as hard as I can over this as we speak

[@pleasurereport]

Never forget that you are not alone. We stand behind you

[@tacklefatkids1195]

I have shit and pissed and came.

[@TheColosiss]

Chris Rock is going to have a great show whenever he next performs...

[@Newt3D]

If it wasn't for this slap, i wouldn't even know that there was an Oscar happening.

[@kdburner7356]

wait till Chris Rock and Will Smith present them in the upcoming years… it’ll be the most viewed in history;) mental health redemption arc incoming for Mr Smith lol

[@davidmoyes7010]

Oscar Mayer.

[@argent5196]

Me neither

[@Amblerrone]

Same.

[@fr0ck360]

I’m not even surprised if they’ll pull similar stunt like this next year

[@mrthezeem]

Lmfao at charlie just sitting there for 15 minutes while they talk about the beginning of ER

[@HeroAndReporter]

You bring a Comedian onto the Oscars. The only other comedian that has no filter and may even surpass Dave Chappelle in no holding back on the shit he says on stage. VS The Fresh Prince, Hancock, and Red Table Talk’s most haunted Guest. How did no one see this coming??

[@scootza1]

The Fleshed Prince, Hancuck, and Swingers Anonymous' Person of the Year

[@adhchopper]

@@scootza1 phenomenal work there bro

[@novosabarita777]

lmao chris rock is way softer than dave Chappelle

[@Gmothelaughingcow]

I had a dream pretty recently where the slap went differently from what I remember will slapped Chris but then went back to his seat and the crowd threw chairs at him he then fell to his knees dramatically then when he stood up he started slapping everyone and that’s where my memory ends of the dream but I remember the crowd was being decimated

[@jennyneon]

*That slap was heard around the world,* so much so that it has the same effect as my mom beating me for me doing mistakes.

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont read my name...

[@Uvuv6969]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 your mom

[@DanzelGlovington]

So your mom had to quit the academy and had her Netflix movie cancelled?

[@markredford84]

Don't give up the day job, your comedy writing is f tier

[@supercynic9607]

Haven’t watched the whole thing yet but the “Slap heard around the World” also refers to when Sidney Poitier, a black man, slapped a white man in the 1967 movie “In the Heat of the Night”

[@Teradyne87]

35:50 You semi-quoted an actor who "had never seen a shitty movie they were in, but loved the house it bought". I believe those are the words of Michael Caine in reference to playing a role in the film Jaws 4.

[@PauloSilva-ep9ox]

tks!

[@nathanpitek3177]

I think my favorite Will Smith meme was “this is my 9/11, I will never forget this”

[@pointyheadYT]

I don't think what Will Smith did is acceptable, but how sheltered of a life'd you lead, that a simple slap traumatizes you ? Like, seriously ?

[@moonie5565]

It's not people being sheltered that has caused this, it's people being coddled. Our society has been pandering so hard and making weak betas for years that now the most innocuous things are being put on the same level as developing PTSD from war

[@Neodeleux]

Damn Jackson's webcam is not a picture of him in hell anymore.

[@chickenabuser5474]

But he looks like he is staring at your soul .

[@WiseSageAchy]

Cutting out the overlapping dialogue at certain points was such a quality of life upgrade. Thank you for that

[@TheGary108]

Wife gets some Strange: Kalm Minor Joke about Wife’s Baldness: You have chosen...death

[@higoodbye7545]

Eloquently worded

[@nathanjenkins4637]

Trying too hard 😪

[@valgorup8127]

Charlie has become such an expert at analysing slaps he can determine the winner before the match even starts

[@HuiHuiKingg]

the amount of times Kayao says "cuck" actually kinda feels sus tbh

[@DanzelGlovington]

He's at least taken to avoiding other words that he used to say very very often... At least on the podcast, and I really appreciate Kaya accommodating listeners even just that amount, it shows he is not above compromising for an overall positive response

[@gajilly]

the best comment of the will smith situation was "wow good for will jadas gonna let him watch so hard tonight" 😂, i was in tears

[@jennyneon]

For that slap to be heard around the world... That slap mustʼve had the power of the cameraman, all the weapons of mothers in the world to beat their children & the power of Charlie playing Elden Ring.

[@CyberCripX]

some call it...the GODSLAP! *elden ring intro blares*

[@mikebarnes7441]

That's such a weak joke

[@davidkam4398]

Haha funny joke reddit man

[@DakidindaCorner]

Really wish the podcasts were longer than they are.. You guys are like the only source of entertainment i have these days

[@complimentbot7015]

That's sad. Find a game you like.

[@Jotchua]

Jackson was so shocked from the slap that he’s still frozen

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont read my name😶

[@TheseSetsAreAbsolutelyEpic]

These sets are absolutely incredible! It's insane how far Charlie has come!

[@nerdobird7701]

"It's Will Smith, what is security supposed to do?" They could try their jobs.

[@xero4356]

the perfect ads in a row in so funny

[@pearasite]

Who else saw that at 0:39

[@robbz1029]

Kaya's hair looking great this episode 🤩

[@NoSchThing]

Sheeesh hearing y’all talk about this hits deep. My mom recently got diagnosed with Alzheimer’s, its nothing short of awful to see your loved one in these conditions. Wish you boys the best always, much love! Always great content and amazing vibes❤️

[@shhlimmy]

28:22 the images make the ads 100x better 😭

[@phabiorules]

It's ironic how the person was talking about how history won't look fondly on XQC, and yet people will have positive memories about fighting against him in a couple years. He made r/place noteworthy.

[@matyman1211]

First time seeing kaya after listening to alot of episodes, Kaya is like 2000% hotter then i thought he would be cause he always talks down about himself.

[@fiznystudios]

This is the only podcast i’ll be caught dead listening too

[@ytmanggg]

Every 3mins I got an ad. Wow very cool.

[@Lassenissen]

I fucking KNEW Kaya was *that guy* who just kills the NPCs in Souls games and fucks up his whole run because of it lol. What a short-sighted man.

[@daboyz2374]

Well it is Kaya, never admits his faults

[@dorian4191]

to be fair you dont actually need most of them

[@FentyCola559]

“Oh no someone didn’t play the game like I did what a nightmare”

[@Lassenissen]

@@FentyCola559 You are correct. You *CAN* play Souls games with all the NPCs dead, but everyone will laugh at you for it.

[@FentyCola559]

@@Lassenissen who cares tho just let people play the game how they want to play it lol Souls fans are really the worst

[@partyatmidnite5855]

Are there normally youtube ads?

[@overlookers]

Michael Caine. Michael Caine played fourth bill in _Jaws: The Revenge_ and only agreed to it because the $1.5 million offered for his single-week part would pay off his new house in Oxfordshire, England.

[@TECHNOBEASTclips]

We love u crit♡

[@Jay-or5ex]

Apparently the joke GI Jane goes deeper than being bald. Demi Moore played G.I Jane who had a shaved head, wore green and cheated on her husband Bruce Willis with a younger man Ashton Kutchner like Jada cheated on her husband with a younger man August Alsina. Edit: Chris Rock could have been slinging some shots with that joke. Which could explain Will's anger.

[@pleasurereport]

That's really stretching it. Also Jada had Will's blessing, so it's not really cheating.

[@Jay-or5ex]

@@pleasurereport That's not a stretch imo. Eminem has made lyrics that hit heavy but in the form of sublimes. Also, yes both parties are indeed consenting to an open relationship, Will definitely slept with Margot Robbie & this could be confirmed by people who worked alongside with Will Smith, agreeing that he does sleep with other women. This is usually suppose to contradict my statement however, this actually may support why it isn't a stretch. August (29) was Jaden's (19/20) friend at that time. The Smiths took him in and treated him like family, August ended up being more than a friend to Jada. Will seemed to not mind if it were other males and if it were just business as usual. Since the person who Jada cheated with was someone they mentored - it seemed more heavier and like Jada said it became literal choosing him over Will type of deal. Which just made it uglier than it had to be. Not only did she state it loudly in her podcast - Will on the other hand does not mention the women he sleeps with, she puts their relationship on full display. This could have caused some conflict with Jaden by doing that. This is on top of August making a song 'Entanglement' and the literal word becoming a meme. Celebrities have dirt on each other and surely talk behind each other's back - its just 10x worse since their names are brands and they're celebrities. Finally, Chris Rock and Jada Smith have known each other when working alongside Madagascar, it would be more surprising if Chris does not know anything about her lifestyle. TL;DR It's more personal, doesn't matter if they both consented, she fucked a person they were mentoring & Celebrities have thrown shade at each other for less. So it's not a stretch and possibly plausible. Reminder: I'm not condoning any actions of Will Smith nor am I applauding Chris Rock for joking, though, he handled the situation as best he could. It's clear that along with the scientology bullshit (Will and Jada) are apart in, that Will is definitely not okay.

[@pleasurereport]

@@Jay-or5ex shitty situation and morally wrong, but still not cheating. You can't cheat someone in an open relationship. It doesn't even make sense as a diss, since Jada openly flaunts with the fact that she sleeps with multiple men. It's like dissing Gordon Ramsey for liking food.

[@Jay-or5ex]

@@pleasurereport You indeed can cheat in open relationships. Like all relationships there are standards and rules. It's like if you allowed your girlfriend to sleep with other men, and your girlfriend no longer considers you and prefers me. She keeps things secret, more than what was promised. She cheated on you.

[@pleasurereport]

@@Jay-or5ex it depends on the rules of the open relationship. i don't know much about the situation tho. i wonder if either Will or Jada blackmail each other to keep this shitshow going. this seems to be a super toxic and dysfunctional relationship as an outsider at least

[@Someone-en3zx]

58:01 Jackson stopped immediately in his tracks after hearing Kaya’s fucking screech or outburst or whatever the fuck that was

[@randomnobody9229]

Margot Robby already said they did not have anything between them.

[@Mike________]

When you get to the ads just go to 30:57 to skip them.

[@limjahey5528]

Nah Im good

[@Mike________]

@@limjahey5528 no one asked

[@anthonypena336]

Are we not gonna mention Jackson's cold dead stare?

[@lykoe4045]

I wasn’t even trying to find this video and yet I pressed refresh and found it within’ seconds, lifes wild

[@spaceexplorer2304]

5:30 why did that sound exactly like Will Smith's laugh.

[@pill1154]

Jackson picture looks like a memorial

[@steveneyle9344]

Jackson has mastered the art of not blinking and not moving his mouth while talking. Lol

[@robertlara7887]

58:00 was a mighty roar of a laugh

[@AugustFilmmaking]

"I gotta take a shit" waits an hour. Power is that.

[@Getlucky12]

58:00 that scream

[@danielhavoc889]

Don't worry, Chris Rock smoothed things over with Smith by sleeping with his wife!

[@madhouse9330]

Hate to say it but I think Jada is even the one piece of ass that Chris Rock won't hit

[@tehkill3r]

Doubtful, Chris got standards.

[@jevelo_]

@@tehkill3r and hair

[@sooperjay]

@@jevelo_ VIOLATED GOD DAMN😭

[@dorian4191]

Kaya with his hair down looks like one of those emo anime characters

[@MrJacked1905]

14:52 he’s a psychic

[@Impish.Delight]

LET'S GO. EARLY GANG!

[@keel5229]

early gang!

[@orage8332]

no

[@apeaape]

You post this shit on Crunchyroll don't you

[@averalias2325]

YEEAAAAAAAA!

[@ak17juhaks]

lsgo

[@ShutUpKieren]

how does andrew sit so perfectly still all the time, for a good while i thought he just didn't put his cam on this episode

[@qberrys5352]

1:06:30 andrew actually unironically reminded me to take my daily 100mg spironolactone pill. thank you for the reminder

[@Darkrengi]

That ad took forever jesus christ

[@Neodeleux]

Ayy Andrew my man, I also watched the geezer teaser ep. of RLM. Good looks.

[@koca6685]

I´m glad all of the official bois are playing Elden Ring

[@lottji]

16:05 Jackson's the real hero

[@motherofthewolf5101]

sometimes Andrew sits so still, I think its a picture

[@jeanthemachine0]

I just really feel sorry for Will Smith. Jada manipulated and gaslighted him to the point he became a slave to her. Will used to be a nice and chill dude, but this she-devil changed him

[@ctg4818]

All he needs is you to save him! lol

[@strayiggytv]

Yeah that's some weird shit. He's a grown ass man. I'm pretty sure he can make his own choices and this has some weird incel vibes.

[@SEMIA123]

My aunt was on the academy board, you have to have some sort of credit (she had a producer role in a few small films) and pay a fee and that's all it takes as far as I know.

[@calebnj4694]

That slapped harder than Jada's Smith's secret boyfriend.

[@razecamper]

Not really secret lol

[@Lost.Yeti.315]

Michael Caine from Jaws: the Revenge said "I've never seen the movie but I have seen the house it built."

[@profitablebumbum]

kaya’s hair lookin on point

[@cheesuscrust839]

Why the fuck did i get they “hey its your cousin from Boston” ad right when they mentioned marky mark beating an old man

[@johi9368]

The writer of the new god of war is actually one of the writers for god of war 2018. The composer is the same too. Not sure where you heard that but It’s just a different director.

[@TylerL220]

Letss gooo I've been listening to past episodes all morning

[@carolinacoreas7716]

Wowsers, I haven't listened to this podcast in a long time because of life situations happening, but I check back in today and find Kaya with long hair and honestly, it took me off guard.

[@somemong989]

25:12 - yes the Mr Plinkett reviews are amazing. They make it OK that the prequels exist. Staaaaaar waaaaaars.

[@jessicaleajames]

Hearing "baldurs gate" made me happier than it should have. This is where my gaming really began. Circa late 90s. When dungeon crawling was at its truest form.

[@Ethan-cp4rh]

great game. ima zoomer but that’s how my dad introduced me to video games :)

[@SuperNova-xb9qk]

Jackson looking like a picture on an album cover

[@Seriously_official]

The ENTIRE TIME that man in the top left corner just stared at the screen.

[@dots8795]

The title got me good 😂

[@chainsawlizard9528]

DAMMIT! Why can't i ever beat Jackson in a staring contest?

[@sleazyfox8937]

Those sponsored plugins were great 😂

[@theultimatelifeform3580]

My favorite r/place rivalry was between Turkey and Hollow Knight

[@May-rk3sl]

been listening to the official podcast since it’s conception and nothing has triggered me more than charlie saying hairspray is trash

[@variadi]

Chris Rock will always have my respect and is the hero of this story

[@DmitriSolomon]

Dad: "Behave kids or Will Smith will slap ya!"

[@TECHNOBEASTclips]

We love u crit♡

[@theotherguy187]

Bro I got like 15 ads in 20 mins

[@StuNankivell]

36:00 Michael Caine: "I have never seen it (Jaws 4) but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific".

[@Salty_mayo]

I’m happy moist e sports kept a final spot on the r/place board

[@SameM1stakes]

Those sponsor images are just so cursed.

[@-poon-382]

I like what you did with the title

[@sleepykoinu]

Jackson looks like he wants to show me something "over there" and it's gonna be a dead body

[@Silverado-pq6xe]

Ad ends at 30:15

[@angel1020ful]

They used the old OP graphics with Charlie's old hairstyle in the bottom left at 0:10

[@Cheshire_Cat137]

The r/place thing, they weren't mad about people posting art over other art, they're mad because pieces were getting completely voided. Pieces just becoming black blobs of pixels.

[@frankejk]

the new podcast graphics look kinda empty. also why old pictures at the intro?

[@utilizator500]

To whoever edited this: equalise the audio levels!

[@TUnmitigatedGall]

I love listening to you guys (Imma woman). I put you all on and do chores quite often.