The Official Podcast

[@soulsquest]

I'm really liking this recurring guest Charlie.

[@garfield1245]

​@YeaMan Paige

[@xx4u2fearxx89]

@YeaMan Paige

[@Charnutboy]

@@garfield1245 Don't waste any of your sleep on him, Mr. Field

[@garfield1245]

@@Charnutboy Please Mr.field was my father

[@kitchywitchyman]

@@garfield1245 you truly are a gentleman sir

[@ilikesurfingbbbf9032]

Morbius is one of the movies of all time, it sold tickets, it had a plot, it had characters and it had a script. 10 morbilion/10

[@Jovanovic915]

I disagree

[@ilikesurfingbbbf9032]

@@Jovanovic915 🤓

[@Inebriated_Goat]

@@Jovanovic915 my morbussy dried up reading your comment

[@breastmilkgaming]

@@Jovanovic915 Morbless behavior

[@Enderlinkpawnu]

Morbius having a plot is a bit of a stretch.

[@turtleboi1547]

Charlie: the meme is dead! Also Charlie: *makes a full on podcast about it*

[@crestfallenwarrior8435]

@YeaMan Who's Paige? Is she hot?

[@Nero-KD]

@Safwaan Seems like you’re just salty 🙄

[@Nero-KD]

@Safwaan Lol i know. I was playing along

[@hasankabir1299]

They record these eps 1 week ago i think

[@turtleboi1547]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo okay

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's fact: In 2005, a fortune cookie company called Wonton Food Inc. correctly foretold lottery numbers, resulting in 110 winners and an investigation. No fraud was involved.

[@thunderlips5293]

First

[@Aperez06.]

Based

[@dylanhicks5073]

@@Aperez06. cope

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont read my name.....

[@hskdd2226]

Don't read my name!

[@mattguy1773]

Art is a diverse range of human activity, and resulting product, that involves creative or imaginative talent expressive of technical proficiency, beauty, emotional power, or conceptual ideas. Morbius is the peak of this

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

Boners.

[@Web720]

Kino.

[@Cadoe]

​@@Web720 the number one best zombies map of all time. Kino der Toen Black Ops 1

[@Web720]

@@Cadoe that's not what I was referring to.

[@molecularmagexdshorts3706]

Andrew on a mission to explore his rear like the first run thru of Elden Ring.

[@frozenfresh6406]

I think Andrew is just the most honest. I don't believe Charlie as the king of dildo's with his massive collection is being 100% honest with us.

[@laters_gators9865]

Dude I see your shorts all the time

[@zlorxi]

@@laters_gators9865 we all see them, no short is comprehendible 😕

[@XDvard]

The Elden Ring is what he calls his but whole

[@rantly9090]

@Kavetion people who are actually better than people call others by their actual name. Why say that when everyone would know who you were talking about if you just said charlie?

[@aztank]

this episode in incredible,it's impressive how far the official podcast has come i might even say this is the podcast episode of all time

[@Cadoe]

these §ęťš are incredible, it's incredible how far the podcast has pme

[@gametests]

The part when she said please don't morb me & Morbius said it's morbin time, & morbed her on the spot. I felt that deep inside, & most of the girls in the theatre fainted.

[@DanArnets1492]

All 2 girls out of 7 total people

[@horizon2483]

I had a friend watch morbius recently and there was only 5 other people there. People were standing and clapping for key scenes in the movie. One guy was playing pokémon black 2 and another guy told him to stop because he is watching Morbius.

[@JordanWheeler1999]

lol pretty funny

[@hugosanchez4593]

You guys have had some pretty good guests episodes lately. But, this feel like an actual OP episode, brought back the laughs and chuckles out of me every 3 mins. All we’re missing is Andrew’s hyena laugh and a Alex cameo.

[@kedsarama]

Glad to hear that the Official Podcast is finally talking about the REAL pressing issues of society.

[@battleupsaber462]

This is definitely one of the Official Podcast episodes of all time!

[@leonthethird7494]

dead meme

[@crazyt_]

It’s always time to Morb no matter the circumstances

[@Inebriated_Goat]

It's Morbin time

[@skittlemoment4621]

I was just listening to an old ep high af boutta take my dog on a walk on this beautiful day and realized a new episode dropped thank you boys

[@Bean-Machine]

Crazy how at 4:42 and then 4:45 they talk over each other only to sync up perfectly

[@keroadh1455]

Guys they really did say “Morbin’ time” in the hit movie “Morbius.” It’s true!

[@jimmysburner8087]

@YeaMan Vouch

[@Donjuggaxote]

Planes Trains and Automobiles is the GOAT of Thanksgiving movies!!

[@rainbowdy]

definitely one of the podcasts ever made

[@joshuaward692]

Planes Trains and Automobiles is a Thanksgiving movie. It has John Candy and Steve Martin. Absolutely hilarious, wholesome and well written.

[@wruxiz6104]

What’s funny is we thought AI would take over labor jobs from millions but in actuality they’re taking jobs for Writers and artists and other creative medias

[@Chuumbo]

30:17 I feel like regular show is the only show to do a good thanksgiving episode

[@megded1]

For once, I’m with Kaya: I believe that MILF is a personality and sexual archetype, just like “daddy.”

[@cablehogue599]

True but it's a but risqué even pronographic

[@superbeanx2]

I disagree

[@Xanthopathy]

I agree

[@mrdavies09]

2:24 Gape Boy, the trusty companion of the Gaped Crusader.

[@Terrible_name]

listening to this in the middle of november. thanks for the christmas reminder

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

1:19:18 That's an incredibly depressing thing to hear from Charlie. Replacing people with robots will never be about providing better service. It will be about increasing homelessness and unemployment rates. The funny thing is, it's the exact opposite problem. The people are being treated like machines, and so make mistakes during their rush to fulfill quotas. If they were paid better and/or given even a tiny bit more time, incidents like that would reduce drastically.

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

If Charlie was Morbius the film would've made over 35 trillion Morbdollars in a weekend.

[@RootDragon04]

i’m happy this is the first episode of this podcast i’ve watched

[@Aperez06.]

Morb is love morb is life I literally morbed when i saw the notification

[@KimmysSecretary]

I morbed all over the place when I saw that notification. My shirt is now covered in morb essence

[@Aperez06.]

@@KimmysSecretary omg my god i could only wish to have morb essence

[@jimmysburner8087]

You need to love a job

[@KimmysSecretary]

@@Aperez06. i had to watch morbius a hundred times before I learned to control my morb essence. Keep on watching morbius and you'll unlock your inner morb and be able to control your morb essence

[@Aperez06.]

@@KimmysSecretary thanks for the advice, I will keep watching to control it. Tell Kim to keep doing what he’s doing, he is making good progress

[@majunior1944]

49:37 is one of Kaya’s best jokes ever. Lmaoo

[@pattondurio]

I saw this comment at the exact moment kaya said the joke lmao.

[@majunior1944]

@@pattondurio haha nice

[@killerbomb]

Wtf I'm actually listening to this episode on November

[@blades1080]

This was pretty morbin

[@legendarybeatzprod.4843]

It just came out 😭😭😭😭

[@jooeybabbabooey]

I thought glue library was a sponsor by the way you brought him up and I almost fast forwarded lmao

[@kaylaruth599]

This is only like my 5th podcast of theirs and I was not prepared for where this went

[@gabebrackett1021]

Maybe I’m off, but this episode feels the most like the Official Podcast that an episode has felt in a while. Thankyou boys for the great content

[@KeemyCraft]

Only a real morbius male would make an hour long podcast about morbius

[@parkerolafsson4784]

As somebody who loves to cook, Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays

[@biggussofdiqquss834]

Morbius is love. Morbius is life.

[@jimmysburner8087]

Love a job

[@rdu239]

ITS MORBIN TIME! Tenenen tenen tenen tenen tenenen

[@SlippinJimmy4Life]

We need more Morbius films than can ever be replicated, we need millions so that we can be trillions more.

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

At least Matt Smith was fun in it.... he's always fun tbh.

[@VidalMoon]

The Official Podcast holiday special needs to happen now!

[@blindingmule7355]

i don't know how you got Doctor Michael Morbius as the guest but congratulations Charlie

[@maruzencentral]

Penguinz - The morbius meme is dead Also Penguinz - titles his video "it's Morbin time

[@Consistencyy]

25:36 That’s me they’re talkin about!!!

[@MacTenGaming]

i’m listening to it after christmas

[@kajadaw4313]

jackson is based asf in the ai debate. a society driven by robots would be horrible

[@clenchedfistsyndrome1439]

Agreed

[@KyaoDoesThings]

i like watching kaya's cat pass by the camera

[@runkpunkin5980]

Bro I got an ad before the mod’s name reveal and I felt so blue balled

[@Laggie13]

Andrew, you're describing bartering with extra steps.

[@maxnazareth6312]

Listening to the boys slam Taco Bell while I’m working at Taco Bell talking about how much we hate Taco Bell

[@trentonvalantineenjoyer4033]

I have a huge respect for the agricultural community.

[@bleonrrena2604]

Maybe the true gaper was the friends we made along the way.

[@thedaagoo6553]

I think Japan is the perfect example of a society that is getting more and more dependent on robots the only downside of robots taking jobs is they don’t go out and buy anything so a more automated society means there are less and less people so less demand so social services would decline

[@shredjward]

A good reasoning why we should switch away from the current economic system, considering the near inevitability of absolute automation

[@piclebob]

free birds is the best thanksgiving movie

[@buggletude]

Morbius starts at 18:00

[@FSSmash]

Its morbin time

[@deadpxn3517]

Fun fact about that incel forum Kaya was talking about, the admins also run a pro-suicide site on the side with crossplay of the members, it's really disturbing.

[@NoNameX_X0]

It’s Morbin time!

[@rafliavriza3651]

I morbed all over my pants when I saw the notification for this video

[@skkat7336]

lmao jackson realizes that cougar is a porn term and then immediately looks it up

[@miasmicdreamer]

That last point about the robots sounded like slavery with extra steps

[@proprgent]

Plans trains and automobiles, probably best Thanksgiving movie

[@gustabiggie]

14:35 right after Jackson said “what are they is?” An add popped up and said “NERDS!” Lmfao

[@SpectreMkTwo]

I'm glad I watch this podcast with eating for intros like these

[@TrustedShip]

Me laughing at them for overlooking the chaos theory

[@clenchedfistsyndrome1439]

Yeah, imagine if the power went out. This “utopia” of robots would turn into a killing floor very quickly. People NEED things, whether or not the power is out. Such a dumb take by everyone other than Jackson at the end.

[@Analog_Mind47]

I really like longer podcasts as long as you have topics, I hour 30 minutes minimum

[@666invader666nim666]

1:21:00 Any time A Modest Proposal is referenced it makes me so happy. 🤣🤣🤣

[@manhathaway]

I'm not a regular listener, is this how it always starts?

[@hugosanchez4593]

It used to, today is a rare occasion.

[@hit-manX5]

Not the conversation i was expecting at the beginning of the video💀

[@stevenheidt8510]

Not sure if this was talked about but Kaya you gotta check out the Christmas episodes of futurama…they make Santa a badass robot that tries to kill all the characters

[@Airfryer208]

we need more weed shop videos

[@saveyabreath680]

My favorite boys back at it again: Kaya aka Human 4chan Jackson the contrarian Andrew over analysis And Charlie the walking thesaurus 😭😭

[@ahedbhind]

22:20 perfect sync water drink

[@darmanskirata4167]

This is the best podcast title of all time

[@keywie1der]

Sounds like the future occupation would be robot technician. An on call position that fixes home units.

[@InfernalBleeding1]

Can you even imagine the rise in population if everything was run by robots and we just got to hang around all the time

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

I can imagine the amount of death and chaos from a bunch of people with nothing to do

[@TomoEriGoto]

Andrew described the Hallmark Channel, all Christmas with one random non-Christmas.

[@alexw6532]

Kaya + Charlie are 100% correct here at the start of the episode.

[@ooo4150]

“The jar in his a**hole break guy” -Kaya Wise words

[@Shazoo1997]

Enlightenment, I am enlightened.

[@barrothontherocks3325]

idk why jackson immediately assumes a robot doing a task means it's a fully autonomous AI choosing to do it

[@atoaster7336]

22:20 telepathically communicating

[@mynameisjames12189]

All cams on! Don't see that too often

[@TimPortantno]

Scarcity will always exist, even if robots perform all menial labor...

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

A discussion of morbius starring dr michael morbius himself? Sign me in

[@ForTheLoveOfRum]

What percentage of Christmas episodes are just a retelling of A Christmas Carol

[@oVerdrive-pt5uk]

Today's fact: the second incident involving the demon core happened because a screwdriver slipped outward a fraction of an inch. Massive skill issue.

[@TropiKalBoards]

Episode 288 of having the hardest intro of any podcast

[@d00mfus]

Morbius is truly one of the movies of all time

[@forgotttenghost6729]

This felt like a holiday special ngl

[@dripduck9393]

1:22:30 the official boys invent the barter system

[@thatrandommememan9900]

best part was when Jhonny was questioned about the Mega Pint

[@NickKritikakos]

I don’t know why, but the thumbnail reminds more of Jak 2 than Morbius

[@truebin1651]

Charlie looks like an anime villain with that hairstyle.

[@Bighomiehobbs]

This podcast started of a banger

[@Mattackable99]

i think this is the hardest ive heard kaya laugh 18:42

[@jeantechnoir7702]

Damn Charlie can't even tell when a meme is truly dead

[@Inebriated_Goat]

Charlie embrace the Morb. You are one of us now. You are Amorbus

[@Delnoir]

Yes, hello, viewer from the middle of November. Kindly get the hell out of my brain, guys.

[@Lahvish]

Nice podcast

[@Zuleva_Official]

The Regular Show is the only show that gets a pass for its holiday specials

[@yesyes8552]

i woke up at 53:00 lmao

[@sageisnotaplant99]

Every time I try to watch this it says “something went wrong tap to retry”