The Official Podcast

[@reapeashooter2]

It's such a shame that Charlie wasn't able to make it into today's episode. At least Black Shirt Charlie was here to substitute.

[@timmiththeturtle6544]

Anti-charles

[@happyfairyjerry]

Prefer the black shirts, they look cleeeaaan

[@clockworkserpent]

You mean Liquid Charles?

[@Galactic_Skeleton]

@@clockworkserpent DryCr1t1kal

[@lilsadlad4244]

his evil alter ego!

[@bruhbun]

Sometimes, I'll just stare at Andrew's screen for a few minutes trying to figure out if its a still frame or a video and hes just being very still. Lol anyone else?

[@II-nt6eo]

Nah this is true

[@DanteLikesRock]

same haha he's like a statue

[@runeplate123]

Throw a rock at him 🪨

[@NONAE12221]

Okay but is it???? It’s been fucking with me for weeks

[@leahthegeek9677]

Same

[@DrRAZI99]

It's so refreshing for Charlie to say more than 3 sentences on this podcast

[@Shade497]

It's been at least 3 years

[@Muscaplays]

I feel like he‘s been more involved in recent months.

[@thelawszone]

yeah Andrew seems a lot more quiet these days.

[@wa964]

@@thelawszone mayb the podcast is ending. thats why charlie is so energetic and andrew is sad.

[@thelawszone]

@@wa964 well I sure hope not :(

[@isidroduarte8942]

4:52 I haven’t heard Kaya laugh as hard in a while

[@Senzuballs]

Saaaaame I love that bellowing laugh

[@pattayanow]

@@Senzuballs happy german :D

[@Omar_E11]

​@@pattayanow more like happy turk

[@MlnscBoo]

Only a coward would talk about the idiot Oli london and not talk about SB 5599

[@Mister_Myr]

@@pattayanow he would be so mad is he saw this

[@ninjablaze2016]

Babe, wake up, new official podcast just dropped

[@gyrozeppeli4862]

I'm up

[@Funkymonk2K]

@@p-__ Debatable

[@Bouch1018]

@@p-__ you know what, I just don’t believe you.

[@MPREGCOOKING]

@@p-__ proof? (im a visual learner btw)

[@ryosukeswife5856]

As someone who was pretty into Kpop at the time Oli London was terrorizing the Kpop space and literally making people leave the community from embarrassment, Charlie didn’t even scratch the surface of all the messed up crap Oli London has done. And even to this day saying Oli’s name is like saying Voldemort’s name.

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

Ok Kpop loser.

[@Mizikame]

What else did they do?

[@PierreLeTerable]

Ralph has paypigs, but he also had to admit to the judge in his latest hearing that he couldn’t afford a lawyer’s retainer

[@Apupv]

This episode was so good, really looking forward to the next one!!!

[@johndorian1357]

Kaya and Jackson having the Greatest stare contest of All Time.

[@SkyKing1225]

they have been going strong for a couple of episodes now

[@drewbolton8286]

Originality is overrated

[@johndorian1357]

@@drewbolton8286 Damn straight, Drew.

[@Queen_Myrrh]

Their camera's aren't even off, they're just really good at staring contests!

[@scoopedonions7436]

Please stop saying the same damn thing

[@youngmarshmellow1627]

Andrew predicted the Justin Roiland situation back in episode 44 with Dick Masterson

[@DaytripYT]

Aye, been trying to find suggestions for older episodes and you gave me my lunch time video. Thanks braj

[@Mizikame]

Ooo I’ll have to watch/listen to this episode after this one thanks for the let know! 😸

[@clintjanes3784]

They need to bring Dick back on, although his circles of the internet don't mesh well with this one.

[@klammyvagikarp7578]

@Clint Janes Dick is close friends with Ethan Ralph and Digibro and strongly supports pedophilia.

[@clintjanes3784]

@@klammyvagikarp7578 I don't think saying loli shouldnt be illegal is the same as strongly supporting pedophilia.

[@loveandfrenchtoast8780]

Just got to work and a podcast dropped, epic timing thanks guys

[@hhnds]

@@p-__ debatable

[@kedronmallia939]

I like to imagine Charlie's face in the Dic pic the same as those classic youtuber shock thumbnails.

[@mook8799]

The episodes where Kaya just talks about some insane shit for an hr are the best. Andrew being quiet for longer than a minute is rare as well

[@MisterChubz]

I wish andrew were quiet for the whole time

[@sdaspo4909]

@@MisterChubz Wish Kaya were quiet the whole time his voice is so incredibly annoying

[@mooma10]

You guys are so mean

[@frankierong2335]

@@mooma10 welcome to the internet bro, always people hating

[@emiami458]

Nah andrew is like the least annoying and has better stories, kaya is most annoying, then jackson and then charlie. kaya's voice alone is like nails on a chalkboard.

[@bromingogaming3155]

Rest easy to the Earthquake victims, I hope Kaya is okay❤

[@andrzejgrabowski3299]

Kaya chilling im germany😎

[@tiffanyh.5788]

Well

[@Lefurmage104]

@@andrzejgrabowski3299 yea his family isn’t tho

[@temeytemey6761]

Nothing gets me more excited than my weeks dose of the OFFICIAL Podcast

[@Hunter-kn5bq]

I can’t remember the last time Jackson had a working facecam

[@newt2120]

Before he went bald

[@Hunter-kn5bq]

@@newt2120 I didn’t even know he went bald 😭

[@K_Lateral]

So glad we got an update to the Ethan Ralph lore

[@SandyCheeks1896]

I’m addicted to the 4 year train wreck that is Ethan Ralph. The lore is so crazy. There are one and two degrees of separation beteeen Ethan Ralph and characters like Kanye, Trump and ChrisChan.

[@Serrax]

I love how Charlie and Andrew's cameras are the only ones consistently working

[@Yoitsthebigo]

As a 30 year old man who still loves watching wrestling this guy sounds like such a mark for using the term "work" in real world situations

[@ghost_berries7009]

Yeah over 75% of wrestling fans are 18+

[@gagearmijo4150]

Wwe or wrestling?

[@YourAveragePlayer432]

@@gagearmijo4150that’s the dumbest question I’ve ever heard. WWE IS wrestling, not all of wrestling obviously but it’s a wrestling company

[@notatrollll]

@@YourAveragePlayer432 I think he means "real wrestling" aka not scripted stunts. But actual grappling for competition. The WWE is not actual grappling for competition.

[@gagearmijo4150]

@@YourAveragePlayer432 wwe is not wrestling it’s a soap opera with acting

[@vincentjohnson-ding9913]

Im always excited when a new episode drops

[@FRANKHORRIGAN_ENCLAVESOLDIER]

@@p-__ Bot

[@cosmic_zoan]

Sometimes Andrew sits so still that you can't tell whether he's on video or not. 🤣

[@jayjaytetley9289]

He's like one of those mannequins from horror games that slowly move closer to you when you look away

[@toxicclonejr8411]

I always come back to watch this podcast, one of the best

[@makaihuddleston3164]

@@p-__ nah this crazy g

[@leledok]

video just dropped💀

[@knuteknoll6747]

This doods a time traveler

[@akabutu7565]

You had me at "naughty photos" 🤣

[@JamesDavis-ox4iy]

Andrew was so quiet and still for so many parts of this episode I thought it was a still and he straight up left

[@user-NameName]

Good

[@sandenson]

@@user-NameName I'll never ever understand the Andrew hate. He's the funniest member, imo.

[@user-NameName]

@@sandenson Not everyone likes Reddit humor

[@sandenson]

@@user-NameName I fairly positive that Andrew fucking hates Reddit

[@user-NameName]

@@sandenson Why has he adopted so many of their mannerisms then?

[@fistmakeandfishiro5565]

What blows my mind about May, Ralphs partner is this isn't the first time she was dating/married to an online influencer. She was with Digibro back in the day. Anyone who knows anime KZbin around 2016-2017 knew Digibro and his downfall literally started with her. Absolutely crazy.

[@Apupv]

Charlie’s the GOAT, looking forwards to the next one!

[@N_A.-]

And I was like, "Boardwalk Burgers? More like Bored Burgers."

[@aiwash2766]

Finally I was waiting for this Podcast while at work

[@malekthemilk]

jackson is more still then when the toys hear andy is coming

[@Unfortunately_Mickey]

He’s trying to remain calm so that he doesn’t become a target 😂

[@malekthemilk]

@@p-__ if you say so who am i to argue

[@SmoltingWassie]

Charlie, you never fail to impress me with your unique perspective and creativity. Your videos are always so entertaining and informative. Keep up the amazing work, I can't wait to see what you come up with next!

[@jmbii9545]

Can’t believe Jackson was able to stare at kaya the whole episode

[@DYFEA]

Dang, I know for sure Ethan's going to make a segment out of those 15 seconds of kaya "coming up for air" as he would say 😅

[@ultrainstinctgokublack9097]

This podcast is more reality TV than reality TV itself but actually hilarious!

[@TheDavidish]

Babe wake up, new official podcast just dropped

[@johnkaopuiki]

I Uber and deliver food sometimes and listening to podcasts in my car is just so much fun LMAO

[@distanctive4768]

I read your comment and immediately got an Uber ad What power have you traded for tf

[@VampyrMygg]

As a European, we did use AIM, the messenger wasn't connected to AOL other than in name. It was a weird time, sitting there with a single 15" CRT monitor running MSN, AIM, IRC, ICQ, and YIM, for maximum chat action.

[@TheoOble]

25:31 is when ads end ❤

[@Alasadg]

thanks, i used this

[@Frankonator21]

Damn, there’s something special about the way Kayah says “Vikipedia”

[@nighthawk244]

It's because in German the V and W sounds are switched

[@lebronjamesharden3958]

the GOAT of KZbin!

[@kogasvoid]

Me, who felt called out when I heard "I bet one of you out there is listening with raycons"............. On the bright side, I felt like I was part of an exclusive club LMAO

[@adwaith6991]

Charlie Never Disappoints Us

[@miket4201]

I feel like Jackson and Charlie's lovechild would be Adam Driver.

[@SKhorse85]

Ok

[@cvspvr]

but why do you feel this way?

[@miket4201]

@@cvspvr idk don't you think if they had a child, the child would resemble adam driver? maybe it's just me.

[@cvspvr]

@@miket4201 adam driver is tall. charlie's child would forever be the height of a child

[@Shazoo1997]

Excellent episode, not a minute of boredom.

[@ghost20012001]

Kaya's lolcow corner is the best "segment" of the show

[@bardockjr8582]

Lol. Charlie saying that Google is listening is the most accurate thing ever said ever.

[@alissaadornato8951]

I tested this out once by voicing aloud to my laptop that I'm pregnant (I wasn't). I started getting insurance ads relevant to starting a family. That was about 4 years ago so if embedded microphones were indeed utilized then, the practice might well have expanded or at least continued. Just one data point

[@rattusskelly6393]

@@alissaadornato8951I do this to get shown stuff about Cillian murphy

[@VIPERJ27]

For some reason when Charlie post I don’t see it in feed so I look up official podcast and 99% of the time the newest video is at the top today it showed last weeks episode I got really sad…then I scrolled down and saw this 😂

[@jackbauer408]

Love andrews dedication to unnecessarily wearing sunglasses

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

Hes so frickin cool

[@A.Mack1o2]

It's because of his sensitive eye's

[@jackbauer408]

@@A.Mack1o2 nice try, Andrew is a level 103 gamer and we all know eye sensitivity doesn’t affect your eyes past level 56

[@barrothontherocks3325]

he wears his sunglasses at night so he can so he can

[@jackbauer408]

@@barrothontherocks3325 so he can weave then breathe your story lines! 10/10 reference

[@Dooms_Day_Virus]

Andrew, your ad reads are reminiscent of our childhood movie trailer narrations by the great Don LaFontaine. 25:35

[@n3k0_49]

Nobody: The Android Phone in the background: DOO DO DI DO DOO

[@Land_of_D_Cringe]

The next video should be about the Pink Sauce being available in stores

[@ey3z4ya]

Because there isn't enough pink sauce content already right

[@Arbaz3102]

Kaya's laugh at the beginning here was unexpected for me when I watched it at first and also had me rolling then 🤣🤣😭😭

[@pug9191]

Man the bots love this episode

[@craetixofficial9536]

ah this episode was sweet, rlly enjoyed it, lookiong forward to next one XD :3

[@mokel-u9c]

this is more exiting than a sonic frontiers titan bossfight

[@FRANKHORRIGAN_ENCLAVESOLDIER]

Finnaly another podcast this is actauly the only podcast i listen to Lmao

[@Johnpork82]

definitely one of the videos of all time

[@channel_no_longer_active]

A turtle approves of this podcast episode

[@JayneAFK]

How the heck has Charlie not heard of Rachel Dolezal?

[@AS-ne5wu]

Boy I sure do love when Kaya whines so hard he starts talking nonsense so the boys have to intervene and shut him up

[@dr.doofenshmirtz3315]

i love the ethan ralph episodes sm

[@sleepypotato1964]

Can’t believe people commenting immediately after the video is posted like they already seen it

[@TomoEriGoto]

Man Show covered this, there was a procedure (I don’t know if it’s still relevant) to “elongate” but it wasn’t adding inches like silicon implants. It’s been years since I watched the episode so I can’t remember all the details.

[@SP4RKMGAMES]

bill wurtz said we'd have this stuff by 2028. He was 5 late lol

[@StopLyin2Yourself]

I clicked bc I saw Charlie’s naughty photo I mean bc I’m a loyal fan***😳

[@lastingember2298]

Honestly very surprised they haven’t had Supermega on the podcast

[@JayBizBrewCity]

I don’t know how I slept so long on Charlie, his content is phenomenal- the good news is I have an enormous catalog to deep dive into..

[@HandjobHandsome]

All of his content is just talking with no cuts

[@DanteLikesRock]

@@HandjobHandsome not true there's cuts all over the place

[@bensonmikla458]

Video idea: make a custom couch or shelf from Ikea and order and construct it, maybe of your face or something

[@strix2760]

Andrew talk more please, actually enjoy listening to you talk

[@whydoweHistory]

I prupose that instead of Ralpha Male he shall be hence forth be called Wreck His Wife Ralph / Wreck it Ralph Hearing the story of Ralph his voice matches 100%.

[@notatrollll]

Wreck his Life Ralph

[@rumproastwitch]

Raping ralph the Bog Hog Suuuueeee!!!

[@bigafroman4277]

I love how their ad reads don't line up to what it says in screen. 😌👌. Quality stuff.

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

It did take 322 episodes tho. Besides, who cares?

[@TeddyLovesAxl]

Naughty photo 🤔 You def got my attention! ❤

[@ky_pie238]

15:21 holy shit that's amazing 😂😂😂

[@batoulbouanan5174]

Finally some good content

[@ventis109]

2 of the 4 members are alive, hopefully by next week all of them will move.

[@madmax1171ify]

I was just looking to see if the new episode dropped the boys are on it today!!!

[@Bouch1018]

I just want to point out how much of a BANGER the intro to this podcast is!!

[@martholomeu9160]

i’m disappointed in kayas response to the atrioc take.

[@silentdays3753]

Just gonna preface this with I am in no way complaining about free content. Anyone else notice the podcast is progressively getting posted later and later? They used to be posted on Thursdays if I’m not mistaken and the post time has since migrated to sundays

[@MrDeeBerry]

Ralphamale Is quite the hilarious term 🤣

[@gericross]

I remember watching Digibro's series on shittalking Sword Art Online and Asterisk War back in the day. I had no idea he fell from grace even further than he already was

[@tsgtaferis1423]

yoo the intro 💯💥

[@torfaro9075]

as a Korean national, we do not claim this man.

[@Anvil35]

When is Charlie going to make a feature length video going over Ethan Ralph

[@Astartes-6969]

Ethan Ralph just reminds me of a Reddit Mod. Literally how does he have an audience?

[@notatrollll]

Well he used to host alot of loud obnoxious people yelling at each other and got a little popular that way, then he lost his cool and went down a negative spiral and made everyone that was his friend his enemy. Then his following shrunk to a tiny amount of people, but he joined a legit racist white nationalist movement called America First led by Nick Fuentes who is a whole nother can of worms if you want to look him up (hes the skinny awkward white guy who was on the kanye west 3 day election campaign that failed miserably). He unironically calls himself the savior of the white race (his last name is fuentes and he has spanish side to his parents btw), hates women, calls liking women gay etc. He actually called for people to raid the white house on January and has had the FBI in his backdoor for a while. Anyways, Ethan befriends him, and joins his exclusive website of other nationalists where they can't get kicked off, and he benefited from nationalists and incels joining his hatred streams. His streams are just him yelling at others or being super high on xanax and sleeping.

[@highdifficulty4184]

Ethan Ralph used to host a good show during the Internet blood sports era. This was a time where KZbinrs like Ralph would host low brow internet debates. If you go back to watch some (my favourite being either the Matt mundane boulder stream or the metokur vs korusi) they have aged quite well. Ethan’s show had a large audience, which dwindled after he slowly began to decline after the tonkasaw saga. Now anyone with a brain has long abandoned him and most have joined the trolls. Only people he still interacts with are either complete grifters (like baked Alaska or Nick Fuentes) or incredibly dumb people

[@oopsvgc8899]

That video of them fighting was ridiculous 🤣

[@duckyobrien]

As a Korean I will neither confirm nor deny my pp size.

[@DROPKICKaZOMBIE]

"JACK" The official podcast.

[@whi2278]

man I love this podcast and its not even minutes

[@teeseries4487]

What happened to the Patreon?

[@strictlyrudeinhd]

they pulled the string in charlie's secret box

[@badtimesallaround]

Ethan Ralph could be a character in zero escape. You know the one that has no redeeming qualities whatsoever like Eric.

[@ijustarat]

THANK YOU Charlie for correcting Kaya’s slanderous mistake. FRUITS👏🏻BASKET👏🏻IS👏🏻NOT👏🏻LOLICON!

[@russianram3n]

The fans have been asking when is my guest appearance

[@nefwaenre]

No wait, Andrew got it right, there's definitely enlargement surgeries, Penuma & Phalloplasty. But 99% of them don't need it cuz they're kings no matter the size. 👍

[@foxicle]

I'm always looking forward to the new episodes

[@Apupv]

Epic podcast, thanks guys!!!

[@MizzzFizzz]

I always had a little fun fantasy of being a semi popular streamer even just as a hobby, I love making a story out of things happening in a game and chatting with people, but that dream legitimatly died when i heard about how rampant the deepfakes are, I have been perved at as a child teen and adult by men my entire life it was about trying to find power feel like a real human not just something people consider fucking, and i go out of my way to not expose any skin in my streams and still get people being creepy but i deal with it to a degree, but this is just too much.

[@mooma10]

The letters of your names spell "JACK" I just thought that was funny 😂

[@barrothontherocks3325]

the j.a.c.k off. podcast

[@AlphaSeriesOmega]

38:32 Jackson discussing the plot to Futurological Congress.

[@bigfrogbattles5223]

Have you been bad Charlie